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Speaker 1 (00:00):
After a very long hiatus, I am talking to myself again,
but I am gonna switch it up a little bit.
Here's the podcast, just a bit of the contrasts from
what I'm used to. I usually have to talk fast
because there's people sharing the mic, but this is just me, so.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I say whatever i'd like.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It might be serious, sometimes it might be funny.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Sometimes to scratch your head and say, Ryan, it's such
a tummy, but it just me. I ain't got no help.
This is Brian Ron and I'm talking to myself, all right, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
So I've decided that I am going to kind of
take my podcast talking to Myself in a bit of
a different direction real quick. The reason why is because
I do these talking to Myself episodes, and unlike in
real life, I can listen back to them before they
go out for everyone to hear, so I get to
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filter them, if you will. And then I realized I
probably can't put up a lot of the stuff that
I talk to myself about. I just can't get myself
in trouble. Someday maybe I can, but as of now
I can't. So then I started thinking, well, what do
I talk to myself about? And usually this is in
my head when I am laying down in bed. I
always tell you guys, I can't fall asleep. My mind
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is all over the place, and a lot of times,
so what I'm talking to myself about, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Just these random things that I read on social media.
A lot of times they're what ifs or their conspiracies.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And then I just kind of run down the rabbit
hole in my own head and I was like, well,
if I could somehow take that and put it out
on audio, that'd be a pretty cool podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
So that's what we're going to do.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Sometimes they're gonna be what had happened was, Sometimes they're
gonna be what I had heard was.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Sometimes they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Be conspiracy things that I saw and I'm like, wait
a second, let me think about this. And so this
first episode was perfect because the other day I saw this,
and I shouldn't scroll right before I go to bed,
but I did. The other day I saw this, and
I thought to myself, Wow, this is kind of a
crazy thing. And then so for the next thirty five minutes,
while I couldn't fall asleep, I thought about it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So obviously you've heard the story.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
The textbook version of what happened with the dinosaurs? You know,
the asteroid that supposedly killed the dinosaurs sixty six million
years ago.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's what you've always heard.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Just in case you haven't heard it, About sixty six
million years ago, a chunk of space rock about sixty.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Nine miles wide. I think it was the size of Manhattan.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
They said it slammed into what's now the Yucatan Peninsula.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It created this giant crater.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
The impact was so massive it threw debris up into
the air, wildfires everywhere. Tsunami's basically destroyed everything on Earth
as we know it. The dinosaurs couldn't handle it. So,
after millions of millions of years at top of the
food chain, t Rex, even though his arms were really short,
he was still pretty vicious, couldn't deal with it. All
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the dinosaurs they checked out and they gone, which is
how we get fossil fuels today. But then eventually these
small furry mammals started.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
To come around.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
They rolled through a little bit fast forward, far enough
through evolution, and here we are humans making silly tiktoks,
ordering uber eats, doing podcasts about the alternative explanation for
the asteroid. So that's the mainstream story basically. But I
saw this the other day. What if what if that
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asteroid was not a giant chunk of space rock.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What if it was.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
A ship, like a giant interstellar craft piloted by beings
so advanced they could steer across galaxies through light years.
They approached to Earth, they see the planet with these
giant lizards crawling around, kind of like when I walk
into the backyard and I see the lizards running around,
It's like a mini Jurassic Park. That's what they see,
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and they say, you know what, let's hit it. Boom
ram the planet controlled crash landing. It wasn't random at all, right,
they picked the spot. Wasn't an accident because they could
have landed in the middle of the ocean, but they didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
So what if they did that? And then what if inside.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
That craft was actually what eventually became us human beings,
or at least like the building blocks of it, like
you know, maybe DNA embryos, frozen cells.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'm just saying, what if it was like, not a
giant rock, but it was a UFO instead that caused
the dinosaur apocalypse. Wasn't a tragedy it was all part
of the plan hitting the reset button.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I know it does sound a little bit ridiculous, but if.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You look at the impact site, like it's kind of
a little too perfect to be like a random.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Asteroid that just hit, it's like a perfect circle, right, spaceship,
think about it.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
And it killed the dinosaurs, which I told you earlier
jokingly is what became fossil fuels, which is how we
get gas.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Hello, maybe that was on purpose.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It was putting them there so we could later fuel
the vehicles we would need to fuel when we later
developed the technology that they knew we were going to develop.
Because they're aliens from another planet, so why hit reset?
I mean, the theory is this was a scheduled event,
kind of like they're like, I it's time to clear
the slate. Let's get them out of there.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
And then what about the sudden rise of mammals?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I know, the textbook version the natural evolution, but that's
like suspiciously convenient, right, Like the dinosaurs vanish and then
these little creatures show up and like, oh, yeah, I
guess it's our turn to pop up now out of nowhere.
They had to come from somewhere right now, You know
I believe in aliens, and I know there's a lot
of people that believe in the religious version of this.
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But think about it, advance beings seating life here, maybe
even coming here, checking things out.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
There's a lot of things unexplained.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You got the hieroglyphics, which clearly depicts some sort of
alien interaction. You have things all around the planet that
you really can't explain with like human technology that far back.
So what if it wasn't human technology at all?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I know there's the religious part, there's definitely the science part,
the idea that life came from elsewhere, hitching a ride
on comets or asteroids.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Scientists don't roll their eyes at that.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's actually considered plausible that microbes are tough and they
can survive space inside of frozen rocks, and then an
asteroid hits here and that's where it comes from, and
then it grows through the theory of evolution and boom,
here we are. So how about instead of like dumb
chants like it just being frozen on an asteroid, it
was actually a ship that I guess could have been
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disguised as an asteroid. But you don't really need to
disguise it because dinosaurs, a while vicious, really weren't all
that smart. You don't got to trick them, except for
the velociraptors. They were really so maybe our great great
great great great great granddaddy Aliens did have to disguise
the ship to look like a rock to fool the velociraptors.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So it was disguised as a rock, but it was really.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
A ship that boom runs right into it and that's
where the building blocks came from, not from frozen DNA
on just some random asteroid somewhere. It lands, Boom creates
this extinction level event that dinosaurs are cleared out.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Life as we know it is seated. Boom done. I mean,
think about it.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
A ufo the size of Manhattan enters the atmosphere, kind
of like Independence Day.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Dinosaurs look up, they probably go and throw the little
t rex arms up in the air.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
We're disguised as a rock, so the velociraptors could not
figure it out in time to tell the rest of
the dinosaurs look the hell out because this thing is
coming right at us.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
The ship comes flying down into.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
The planet, wipes them out, and this big apocalypse Boom
dust clouds all up in the air. Then inside the
sealed in chambers that crack open, the little seeds of
humanity begin to scatter, but mingle with the Earth's biology
start the slow march towards what we are now. I'm
not saying like they showed up just walking around looking
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like us, Like they accidentally crashed the card and got out.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
And we're like, well that hurt a little bit.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm thinking, like it hit and that's what kind of
started life as we are now. So we think we're
natives of Earth, but really we're probably not. We came
from outer space in a ship that was somewhat disguised
as an asteroid that landed and wiped out the dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now,
I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Scientifically speaking, if you are a scientist and I have
some friends that I went to high school with they're
actual scientists, they're probably like, shut up, stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
It's not like an air tight explanation for how we
got here.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I understand that.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But we'll never know for sure what happened sixty six
million years ago.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
We really don't.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I mean, they told us a lot of stuff in school,
but over the year we found out that a lot
of the stuff they taught us not exactly fact. Christopher
Columbus Discovering America. No, it's like me walking into a room,
flipping the light switch on and saying I discovered electricity
and then murdering everybody that was in the room that.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Was already using electricity.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
And if you really ever thought, where did I come from?
Random rock flying through space evolution, like, there's no like
satisfying explanation for it. But if we came from aliens,
now that sounds pretty legit. Plus I've always said that
every major breakthrough to me has some sort of alien
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ties to it, because otherwise why did it not happen sooner?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Like we went through how long before we found out
about fire?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And then suddenly someone's like, oh, we can make fire,
no aliens, And then how long do we carry things
around without a wagon or a wheel for that wagon?
And then the aliens were like, hey, dummies, let me
show you how to make a wheel row. Then they
rolled up in boom wheel. Now we can move things
around easier. And then we went how long without figured
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out that we could actually build a car combustion engine
turn fossil fuels the dinosaurs we killed into gasoline. Boom,
then all of a sudden car and then how long
did we go without electricity? And then boom, all of
a sudden electricity? And then how long did we go
without computers?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Now, all of a sudden computers and not just computers,
computers in our pocket.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Now that are our.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Phones that are so much more powerful than the computer
that we used to have sitting at our desk back
in the day. All of these things to me alien
interaction And why would they come down here and interact
because they put us here in the giant spaceship that
everyone thought was an asteroid that wasn't. So, to recap
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the official story, asteroid wipes out the dinosaurs, Mammals live
and thrive.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Eventually humans show up.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Or my story, no asteroid, but a massive spaceship flew
down here on purpose killed the dinosaurs, seeking in humanity,
set the stage for all of us to be here
talking into microphones, listening to the dumb stuff that I'm
saying on a computer in your pocket that I'm pretty
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sure the aliens had something to do with developing. I mean,
is it plausible?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Think about it? It is. You could say it's not. You
can say, ah, Brian stupid, I think I haven't heard
that before. But think about it. It's possible. It is possible.
You'll know you weren't here sixty six million years ago.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
So now when these aliens roll through, we see these
videos we talked about it on the show a couple
of weeks ago that are unexplained. Maybe it's just the
people that put us here rolling through checking on us,
seeing what's going on. But don't think about it too deeply,
because if this theory is plausible and is true, who's
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to say that they're not packing up the next ship
right now.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Ready to send it down here and go.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You know what, like the dinosaur that we're getting a
little out of pocket. Humans down there getting a little
out of pocket. Let's just go hit reset. But see,
I'm one of the veloci raptors. I'm smart enough to
see it. So I'm trying to tell all you t
Rex short arm people, Hey, look up, cause that ain't
no rock that's coming down. That's a spaceship. They're trying
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to hit reset again. And the crazy thing, y'all, I
don't even smoke weed, and I thought of all that stuff.
And these are the kind of things that I talk
to myself about, like when I'm at home trying to
go to sleep but my mind can't shut off. And
these are the kind of things that I can post
without getting in trouble.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
So I will.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'll probably do a new episode like this every week,
just something random that I thought about because I saw
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