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October 15, 2025 • 20 mins
Suzanne uninvited her sister-in-law to her wedding because of what she told people in today's Ask Alabama. Producer Blake is going to a wedding in a barn and doesn't know what to wear. We have the perfect way to pick the pumpkin that's right for you in 3 Things You NEED To Know. PLUS, Super Easy Trivia and What The Hell Headlines HERE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
through the Alabama Show.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Are you airing the room out for Wheel of Pumpkin yesterday?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yes, it smelled terrible in here, still smells terrible in here.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
It smells like a pumpkin pie. What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
I don't know if you know this or not. I
hate that. I hate every single thing about pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I love it. Well, I disagree if you missed it.
Yesterday we played a game called Wheel of Pumpkin. Producer
Blake spins the wheel and has to try some pumpkin
spice flavored or scented thing. You got pumpkin spice lotion,
and then we had one of those brooms that's a
pumpkin broom instead of a cinnamon broom. What are you
going to do when you get married and live with

(00:52):
your future wife and she loves fall, smells and burns
pumpkin candles all over the house.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
That sucks. I guess we won't do that. No festive
holidays during the fall.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I mean, you're gonna have a meltdown living with a girl.
You have a meltdown just being with me four hours
a day. What are you gonna do when you live
with a girl twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Four seven, outlaw Fall, That's what I'll do.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't think that will work. It's gonna work.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, Well, I want outlaw fall, but I'm gonna outlaw
all pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay. Anyway, thank you for listening to the show. Good morning,
Call in if you want eight three three five O
one Bama is the number. What the hell headlines on
the way at six fifteen and eight fifty and ask
Alabama if you ever have an issue you need help with,
like wearing fall scented flavored lotion.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Get that out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
That's at seven o'clock. Call in eight three thirty five
O one Bama. It's what the hell headlines? What the
hell are you talking about? On the Alabama Show, a
lady stabbed another lady at a store because the checkout
line was too slow?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Why was this? Like a black fry means I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
So a Two women were at Marshalls in New Jersey.
A twenty five year old woman thought the lady in
front of her was taking too long. She purchased a
set of kitchen knives, and then she used one of
the kitchen knives that she bought to stab the other
lady in the parking lot.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
That's cooking.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Super Easy Trivia with the Yellabama Show.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Heather, good morning. What are you doing right now?

Speaker 5 (02:26):
I'm driving to the hospital my fiance and my dad.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Is everything? Okay? Yes, we got to plan thurday. Okay,
good Thank gosh. It's not an emergency.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
But you gotta make a pit stuff to win these tickets.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, we're gonna play Super Easy Trivia first. Okay, Heather,
you know how it works. I'll ask the questions producer
Blake is your lifeline? If your fiance and your dad
want to chime in, that is aoka too awesome? All right, Heather.
Questionnumber one, Wait, I'm curious who's having the surgery? My dad? Okay,

(03:04):
well tell your dad. Good luck all three of us?
All right? First question, Heather, what planet is known as
the red planet? Mars? That would be correct, Mars?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Next one? What number comes after nine hundred and ninety
nine one thousand? I'll so you can win one thousand
dollars today. Keep listening for the thousand dollars keyword at
nine o'clock and last one for the wind, Heather, what
force pulls objects towards the center of the Earth. Gravity

(03:44):
gravity would be correct. Congratulations, Heather, you are going to
twenty one pilots on Friday. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's three things you need to know you with the
Alabama show.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Jangles is opening their thirty first Alabama location in Pelham.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
I love Bo Jingles.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
See I've never had it.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Oh my god, I love Bo Jingles.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, well, they are famous for chicken and biscuits and
you can get it in Pelham starting October twenty second.
Did you see Kevin Feeder Lines coming out with a
memoir about Britney Spears.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
No, I have not.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh this is crazy. It's all over Instagram. He alleges
in her his memoir that she used to stand in
the bedroom of her son's in the doorway while they
were sleeping, holding a knife. Yeah, and the kids would
wake up and be like, what are you doing and
she would be like, oh, you're sleeping and walk off.
This is, of course what Kevin federal Line says. His
memoir will be out October twenty first, a rep for

(04:53):
Brittany told people with news from Kevin's book breaking once again,
he and others are profiting off her and sadly it
comes after child support has ended with Kevin. They just
something to think about.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
But they didn't say it wasn't true.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't know. We'll just you know, we'll see what happens.
Here's how to pick the perfect pumpkin this fall, Producer Blake,
get it out. Go for the firm. The firmer, the
better on the pumpkin.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Don't forget the handle. Yep, a strong handle will make
it easier to carry. That's the stem.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, no, I got I like one with.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
A cool stem. And then check for frost damage. Stop it.
Don't get the giggles. Check for frost damage because that
can shorten the life of a pumpkin. You gotta look
on the top for discolored or dull areas of the pumpkin.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
I hate it. I hate pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Producer Blake hates pumpkins. And then, last, but not least,
listen to your pumpkin when you're at the pumpkin patch.
Give it a tap. The more hollow it sounds, the
better the pumpkin. Take good care of for pumpkins. That's
how you pick the perfect pumpkin at a pumpkin patch.

(06:10):
And I'm gonna tell you it's real hard because I
was trying to pick out pumpkins yesterday Trader Jos. I
couldn't decide on which one to get it. I wish
I would have known this today. I would have tapped
it and listen how hollow it was.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
That's three things you need to know.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Mar at the Alabama Show dot com if you were
listening to The Alabama Show on demand. Good morning, Susanne.
What's your issue for Ask Alabama? I just uninvited.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
My sister in law from my wedding.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh no, that's why we do Ask Alabama. If you
ever have an issue going on, whatever the drama is,
we do our best to help. Eight three three five
O one BAMA is the number. Why did you uninvite
your sister in law to your wedding?

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Okay, so I'm ten weeks pregnant.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Okay, my fancy and I.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Told our immediate family early, but we made it crystal
clear that we weren't going to tell anyone else until
the first trimester. Then last night, my fiancee's sister posted
a story on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh yeah, it started.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Off as just like a get ready with me for
a family dinner that she had left weekend, and then
she casually talks about becoming an aunt and had me
and my fiance.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Are you freaking kidding me? She just made your pregnancy
announcement before you.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Could and had me like I was, I saw red.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I was so livid you do?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh my?

Speaker 7 (07:43):
I called her screaming, and then she's like das peddled
immediately and tried to say it was an accident. But
I made it so clear to them that we weren't
going to make an early announcement.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
So like she knew she knew?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Is that when you went invited her from your wedding, Well.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah, I told her she was uninvited, and she started crying.
And now she's met at me and my future in
laws are curious at me, saying that I'm overreacting and
ruining the family over a silly little social media post.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
But like you outed me, girl, oh girl, producer Blake,
what do you think?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
What else she did was just mentioned she's excited to
be an she's doing her a little ready with me.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
You you're not supposed to tell anybody until your first trimester
because that's the highest risk when to being a baby.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well, maybe she thought the first trimester was over right
and had you gotten a lot have you get in
a lot of weight?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh? Don't even do not even ask her that? My god, look,
guys just don't get it. Not not only that, what
concerns me is you made it clear, you set a boundary,
and she went past it. What if she shows up
to your wedding in a white dress. I feel like
she's the girl that's gonna make like your wedding about
her because she just made your pregnancy about her.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
I will go to jail because I will commit America
call the show.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Has anybody lenked your pregnantcy secret? Eight three three five
oh one BAMA is the number? Or would you uninvite
somebody to your wedding if they announced you were pregnant
before we were ready? That's eight three three five oh
one two two sixty two See.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Alabama show onto me It's free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Suzanne uninvited her future sister in law to her wedding
because she leaked that Suzanne was pregnant on Instagram. Eight
three three five oh one BAMA is the number? If
you have advice or a story, Andrew, I know nobody
leaked your pregnancy announcement.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Nope, I accidentally leaked somebody else's business while I was
drinking at a bar.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
What did you do?

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Two of my best friends in the world, they were
hanging out, but they didn't really like each other. We
had a mutual friend that we knew. He told me
that he thought that he got this girl pregnant blah
blah blah. Told me what her name was, and it
was my friend Beyonce at the time.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Wait as cheating on her fiance.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Yeah, yeah, she's treated. She cheated on one of my friends.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Oh god.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
So I went a confronted her before the party. I
was like, hey, you telling her? I will And she
was like, you don't know what you're talking about. You
don't need to open your mouth. You need to keep
your mouth shut. Blah blah blah. I'll tell him you're
a liar. She don't know me and this had been
known each other fifteen years. I straight up out in
her at the party in front of everybody.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
So you ruined the wedding, but you didn't know you.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Ruined her entire future baby daddy scenario, her future wife everything.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well she did it. Remind me too, you never come
to a bonfire at your mouse Andrew.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
She want me a cheater, got me a cheater.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about? On the Alabama Show, a giant piece of
NASA equipment landed on a Texas farm after the wind
blew it off.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
So were they opening a second NASA and out in Texas?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I don't know what's happening. They thought it was a
weather balloon. It was over their property, then it landed,
and then of course they went to it and it's
like this weird big NASA thing. A researcher said. It
was launched from Fort Sumner, New Mexico, and then it
made it to Texas because the winds were too strong.
It blew it off its course.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
It could even go up.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
It's three things you need to know.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Habitat for Humanity is dedicating eight new homes in Bessemer
that I love that.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
That's so cool.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I do too. This Friday they are dedicating eighty homes
in Bessemers Hopel Crossings neighborhoods. So if you see people
building out there, that's what's going on. Crocs, Yeah, and
Tea Pain just teamed up to make boots with the firm.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
There's no ways. Yes, uh.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
It's Kroc's first ever boots that they've ever made ever.
They're gonna be knee high boots, let me tell you
about it, featuring plush, vegan, leopard print, faw fur, seventeen gibbits,
and charms and chains for flare. They will drop October
twenty third as part of crocs oc cr October celebration.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
I'll be honest, I thought they would have done this
with like a country singer, but I love it more
than it's tea pain.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'd rather get boots with the fur.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
I'm gonna be dropping it low. I'm getting a pair.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't care if there're a thousand dollars go I
do crouts.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
I don't know what that even means. It's for Kroc boots.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Okay, yeah, anyway, boots with the fur. Crocs. Thank you
Crocs for coming up with the greatest idea we've ever
ever heard of. I love it. And pull noodles can
keep you warm this winter. If you have a drafty
home and you don't have money to do repairs, you
can use pool noodles in the trouble spots like window panes,
gaps around the doors. The best part is you can
paint the pool noodles to match your home. You'll like

(13:00):
this one. Here's the other hack you can do if
your windows are drafty and you don't have the money
to buy any windows. Yeah, put bubble wrap on them.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Oh, I've got it. I've got some in my bag
right now.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
You do, you'll be But the problem is you'll pop it.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I know, I love it. Like it fulfill something in
my head.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
We're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Eight three thirty five one Bama is the number to
call the show. Mike, good morning. Do you have good news?

Speaker 6 (13:33):
Yeah, it's not anything, nurse, but I'm retired and I'm
rebuilding my deck.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
That is right.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
How long have you been retired?

Speaker 6 (13:44):
Oh, just this year since April.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Are you married?

Speaker 6 (13:48):
No, I'm I'm divorced.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
All right, Well, then you're not driving your wife crazy.
That was gonna be my next question. Go get you
a motorcycle. It's perfect weather to go ride, and you
don't have a wife to yell at you for buying it.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
I might do that or fix that deck.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Really, how long have you been putting off fixing the
deck though, because when you're marking, you don't have time
to do stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Exactly. Yeah, it needed some time ago, so well overdue.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
I love it. Well, when you're done, if you want
to come work on mine and it's mount too.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Buddy, don't accept, Well I don't.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
We'll hire Mike the retired deck builder. Hey, that could
be your side hustle. That's okay, and you can do
it on your own terms. That would be great.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
That's too much like work. Yeah, he just got out
of that.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, there's a reason he retired. Well, congratulations on retiring.
That is that is great news. That is what's awesome.
How long were you at the company before you retired?

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Eighteen years?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, it was time that time. You had a whole
baby with that job. Oh you raised you raised it
with that.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Kid with that job.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
Not as far as anybody knows.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
I love you Mike here, what's awesome. Thank you for
calling the show today.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Shout out to a former coworker who's still having to work.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh yeah, Kelly, good luck Kelly. Kelly your office girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Yeah all right, no, no, no, just friends. But she
listens to this station.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Note, I'm my We love you. We're getting out of
here by Mike.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
The Alabama show Man Free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Producer Blake's going to a wedding with his girlfriend and
it's not going to be where they get married.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
It will not be Yes, that is correct.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
What's good? By the way, thanks for listening to the
Alabama Show I'm Alabama with producer Blake. Because we're all
waiting on you to pop the freaking question, when are
you going to ask your girlfriend to marry you? We're
all sick of waiting.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
You gotta keep them wanting more.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Damn, maen, what's going on? She's going to be in
a wedding.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, she's a bridesmaid and the wedding is this weekend.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Oh so it's real quick. Have you gotten your outfit
to wear? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
No one's told me what to wear.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Not a Hawaiian shirt.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
It doesn't say no Hawaiian shirts. I didn't even get
an invite. They just said you're crashing it.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
No, they said at least you can bring your plus one, okay,
And so she was like, you want to go?

Speaker 4 (16:20):
I said, do you yes, I'll go. Of course.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
How are you going to feel watching your girlfriend walk
down the aisle with another guy while she's being a bridesmaid.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
I'll get up and pushing. No, I don't care. It
doesn't as long as she doesn't kiss him on the stage,
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Well they don't do that. That's not that's not what happens.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
I'm just saying that would be the one thing I'd
be like.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
H But I'm wondering because I have a feeling she
wants to.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Marry you, right, that's from what I can tell. Yes,
she has. She did a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Because when you start going to weddings, it's wedding season
and you start going to weddings together as a couple.
Usually the girls always like, okay, we need to be next.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
When are you gonna find She doesn't think like that.
I don't know her thought process on it. She's just like,
we'll get married when we get married.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Does she like to catch the bouquet?

Speaker 4 (17:11):
No, she won't get out in front of a crowd.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Have they ever been to a wedding together?

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Yeah, a couple. Okay, not many, but a few get.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
But I don't know how to react because this wedding
is in a barn, just some barn.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Cowboy boots, some khakis and a button up shirt.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
I won't be wearing kegs. I'll wear blue jeans. That's
what it feels right at a barn.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
You don't see.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
No, she said it's gonna be a surprise. I said,
what is it?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
But oh so nobody's or not barn wedding. Somebody call
producer Blake and help them, because you will show up
in a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I will yes in my boots. Will be literally it
because no one has said a.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Order to do that. Because she's going to be dressed
up all nice. I think you go get a suit
because she's gonna be dressed up really nice, and she's
gonna want to take photos with you, and you want
to match her. You don't want to let her show
up in this beautiful bridesmaid's dress and then you come
walking up in some jeans and some boots looking like
a scrub.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
She what she knew what she was getting into.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
That's her energy.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
I'll match the vibe.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Ain't mentioned this color coordinated? Do you even know what
color dress she's wearing.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
No said a word to me.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
They just said the wedding is Sunday and I said, okay,
that's all.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
I love me there in a mar Don't wear a hat.
It's a bar wedding. Don't wear a hat. I've seen
your hat. You got old grandpa gardening.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Wick her hat.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Don't weird pack, that's just good true. That's a barn.
All the show. Somebody please help Producer Blake. Eight three
thirty five O one Bama is the number that's eight
three three five O one two two six two Alabama.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Show to free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Eight three three five one Bama is the number to
call the show. Ross, are you calling about what Producer
Blake needs to wear at the wedding? Uh? Not jeans
in a Hawaiian shirt? I don't think, thank you.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Maybe Kaki's in a polo?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (19:16):
But depends on what.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Barne it is. I don't think he even owns a polo.
Producer Blake just made a face like you have two heads.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
The drift store.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
They're three dollars, Producer Blake, Oh yeah, thank you one
for you?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Or are you okay?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I love you? Ross? See you know you know how
to match.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
That energy exactly exactly.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
So if it's the barn a shady Lane, which is
a really nice place.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
The Cowboy Booture Okay, but not the jas At Thanks
all right.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Sounds like you've been to a lot of barn weddings
that's always been.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
To wow out work at some of them.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
So so absolutely. I love you, Ross, Thank you for
calling too. Have a good day.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Okay, we're done, helllluja. They would be so excited to
get away from me.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
It's not that.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay, Well, we'll be back tomorrow at six am. But
make sure you're listening today for more chances to win
one thousand dollars. Thanks for being here

Speaker 1 (20:18):
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