October 16, 2025 • 20 mins
Alabama found the WORST haircut she ever had and then we hear about all the bad haircuts everyone else has ever had. There's a cat leaving mice in people's food in What the Hell Headlines. You can save your relationship in less than 60 seconds in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia HERE.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome looking
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Always joke, and I'm like, Producer Blake is the gen
zer in the room?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, I technically am. Yeah. And there's a term.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
There's a phrase that you and your girlfriend who are
both gen z ers use, and I got it from
my cousin yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
She said it to me. What did she say? Pop off? Yeah,
pop off?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
But I got a text and I'm gonna show you
a photo. She goes, pop off, Princess Diana.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Pop Off, Princess Diana. And this was the picture she
sent me. It's an old picture of me.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay, oh my god, look like Princess Diana. You look
like a you look like a president's wife from the eighties.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I went through and that was not even taken in
the eighties. That was early two thousands. I went through
a phase where I had real short hair. I'll let
you post it. You can post it on The Alabama
Show on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I'll be honestly, this is kind of scary.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Can you tell where I'm at by the tunnels on
the ceiling?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Chuck E cheese. I don't know whose birthday party we're at,
but we're at a check I can tell you one
thing that's missing children.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Somewhere.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
All I see is.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
All is pizza, adults and and fake smiles.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The kids were taking the pictures. Anyway, I thought that
would be a fun show and tell. So good morning,
thank you for being here. It's going to be a
fun day on the show. If you want to call
in eight three three five one Bama post that On
the Alabama Show, Okay, pop off, Princess is what the hell?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Headlines on the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
A cat was caught on camera dropping a dead mouse
into the family's dinner pot.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Just trying to feed, just trying to feed. This is
a foster.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Kitten named Wendy was captured on security camera dropping a
dead mouse into her family's cooking pot while they were
cooking dinner, so it was like in the food.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And then the.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Animal shelter shared the kitten footage, saying, Wendy is a
foster failure that was caught on a kitchen cam adding
spice to her mom's dinner.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
We should all be as thoughtful as miss Wendy. I'll
be honest. A cant named Wendy couldn't be worse anyway.
They ended up getting take out that night.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabama Show.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Good morning, Wes. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I Am about to go into those and grab some
more paint and finish up this project that I'm doing
on the back deck at my house.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Did you call us yesterday? Did you just retire?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
No, that's not me.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
There's a lot of people working on their decks right
now in the Birmingham area. Yeah, oh, I know, Well,
all right, what color paint in your dad? Well, it
was uh just would in our primed and painting m
it grade?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Can we get deck pics when you're done? All right?
I love you, Wes.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Hey are you calling to play Super Easy Trivia?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I am all right.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'll ask the questions producer Blake will be your lifeline.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You ready, let's do it, all right?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Question number one, according to the Guinness Book of WORLDWI Records,
what is the best selling book of all time?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Of all time?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Be'st the book of all time?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Would that be the Bible?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
The Bible would be correct, Blake. I'm surprised you didn't know.
You didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I did know this. I was waiting on him to
answer all right. Next one.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
What is the name of the pet dinosaur on the
TV cartoon The Flintstones.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Ooh, this is an old cartoon. I remember watching the Kids.
That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Yeah, Fred Wilma Ya.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Was the daughter. Yeah, Pepples was there.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
The dinosaur that was right outside the house.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I always wanted it in.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Fred was kicking them out.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He was like screaming.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
You know, what was his name?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
What was he screaming? What was Fred screaming?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
It wasn't Fred because that was his neighbors.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Friend. That's the main guy you want. Do you want
producer Blake to help you out?
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Just give me one more second.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, that's fine, I get it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
There it's what was he? He was a dinosaur? Okay,
take out sore?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Oh dino?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I love you all right? Last one for the wind West.
I think you can do it. Who is Barbie's boyfriend?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, that's Ken.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, so I love you.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Congratulations you won tickets to twenty one Pilots.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh man, you know twenty one Pilots is one of
my favorite fans.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It's three things you need to know you show.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
There was a cat that was stuck on the roof
at the Galleria and people and Hoover all.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Came together to save this cat. They didn't call fire departments. Oh,
the fire department was a part of it. The Hoover
Fire Department. Kitty Cat Haven.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
This cat was stuck on the old Seers building for
like four days with no food or water, and it
started going viral on Facebook. So they all went and
set up few Maine traps and figured out a way
to get the cat down. So cat's off of the
Seers building here. Kitty Kitty sounds like a movie.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I love it. I just yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
How much do you think Teddy Swims makes on tour?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
A million? Oh no, he just shared.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
If you have dreams to be an aspiring musician, he
just revealed his paycheck after five years of touring. He
said that last year he made twenty thousand dollars. What
after everybody was paid? He said, But everybody was paid
and everyone is fed, So I would say that's successful.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
But that was his profit from touring.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Twenty thousand.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
That's how much eat to a calm just from touring,
though he makes other money elsewhere.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I'm guessing yeah, but it's not a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I mean, he was like, he goes Hopefully next year
we'll be swimming in the money.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Teddy swim. Let's go teddy swimming.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Here are three ways to improve your relationship in sixty seconds,
according to a psychologist producer Blake.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You need this.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Go on a one minute hug after a long day
of work.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I love those.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
It can lower cortisol and boost the bonding hormone oxytocin.
Have a moment of gratitude before bed each night, share
one thing that you appreciated that day from each other.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I do that often, just in general. But we'll go
on and.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Then one a quick morning check in every morning, ask
what's one thing that you're carrying today?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And how can I support you? I like that one.
I love that one too. That one sounds good. It's
so good. Hey, what's one thing you're carrying today? And
how can I help you the trauma of what you've
done to me?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Stop traumatizing. Yeah, well that's three things you need to know.
More at The Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The Alabama Show on Demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I am so mad at my little cousin's baby daddy.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh my go by the way, thanks for listening to
the Alabama show. I'm Alabama with producer Blake, and you know,
I talk about my little cousin Hannah, who is the
voice of what the hell headline that was her when
she was a kid and where she's like my little sister. Okay,
her and baby daddy had a baby. Baby's a year old.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Apparently everybody, including Hannah.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Everybody has known for weeks except for me. He's got
a ring and he's planning on proposing. He's had the
ring for like three months. Well, why do you need
to know about this? Well, why does she need to
know about it? Are you telling me about it? And
I was like, why do you know about it? You
grew in the surprise. She goes, well, he's supposed to
(08:17):
do it before the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I was like, now, you've really grew in the surprise
because she knows when it's coming. But I first heard
about it last week from memew my grandmother me Mall
has seen a picture of the rings. He's letting too
much information out, but and mayme I get it Mema.
He had to get me Mall's blessing because Memal raised
(08:41):
my little cousin and me Hannah. So she's like, you
know our person, Yeah, you know who else has seen
a picture of the ring?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
The baby me MAM's neighbor, Hannah. Okay, to be fair,
that's not on him, that's on me mall because he
showed it to her. She would I don't know how
it happened, but it happened. And me mall doesn't and.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Use technology, so she didn't show it to the neighbor.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
He did.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Me and Baby Daddy gonna have a Why am I
the last one to know?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Because you do this as a drub.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And Mema definitely said don't say anything to Hannah about
the ring, so I didn't.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But you know who brought up the ring to me, Hannah?
And then me Ma goes, don't talk about it on
the radio. Well, me Ma, too late, Sorry, Mam, I'm mad.
Welcome to today. They're gonna be you know.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I will you know if I find out that they're
engaged on Facebook?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Do you know what the holy meltdown I will have?
You need to say this to them.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I know, I need to have a conversation with baby Daddy.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
He knows me and Hannah are close. He's edging me
out of the family. He's pushing me out. I will
there's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Well, the reason I would keep you out of the loop,
there's a reason.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
They don't want the chickens at their wedding. They don't
want farm animals at their wedding. They don't want any
of these shut up animal They don't want ten peacocks
rolling up.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I won't do that. I just want to be included.
I want to know. I don't want to find out
everybody's known for months. Why mother?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Last night I was at the hospital when his baby
was born without being asked.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
You just shoot up that might be was shut.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
No one asked anybody to show, and you said I'm
gonna be there, And he was like, she gonna do
this to the wedding, so it doesn't matter if she
gets an invited.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
That's three things you need to know. No what has anybody?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Are you like the last person in your family to
find out things? I know I'm not the only person
that goes through this in my family. Called the show
eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
that's eight three three five oh one two two sixty.
You were listening to the Alabama Show to man eight
three three five oh one Bama is the number to
call the show. What does your family keep from you?
Or have you ever found out? You're the last person
(11:05):
to find out something, Andrew, what does your family not
tell you?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
My family, Hi, everything? Because they're scared that I'm going
to post them on TikTok and the internet and tell
the truth. They're already worried that I'm going to dig
up thirty years worth of damage on them.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Look, I have seen your TikTok.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You literally just called the show yesterday and said you
outed your friend's fiance and ruined their marriage.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I wouldn't tell you either.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Oh I did, cherious. I've had phone calls from my
ex's my family telling me please don't post this or this,
Please don't talk about this, don't get a podcast. You're
going to ruin our lives.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Oh yeah, that's coming.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
I have a friend of the family that would do
proven time if I open my mouth.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Well, don't start a podcast in you know they've already
told you so now the grave shot. I love you, Andrew,
Thanks for calling.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I love ya. Have an amazing day.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It's three things you need to know you with the ELEMO.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Don't forget.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Twenty one Pilots is tomorrow at the Coca Cola Amphitheater.
Producer Blake and I will be there and I am
going to bring your photo.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
That you hate so much and let people take pictures
with it.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
It's going to be great.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I don't like that at all. I think it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So anyway, twenty one Pilots, if you're going to make
sure you look for us and say hi. Olive Garden
just announce they're going to be closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Everybody is shook because normally they stay open.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
They announced the change for this year in surprise. They
were like, no, we'll be closed. What are you to
do with endless breadsticks and soup? Take my butt down
a cracker barrel? Only just gone back. Maybe it's time
to go.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Britney has now addressed Kevin Federline's book, because you know
yesterday we talked about Kevin Federline has a memoir that's
going to drop a few days and more things are
coming out. He alleges that he caught Brittany cheating on
him with an answer. He alleges that she would stand
in her son's bedrooms, holding a knife and all these things.
So Brittany went to Instagram and this is what she posted.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I'm paraphrasing.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
You can see the full thing on her Instagram. She said,
the constant gaslighting from ex husband is extremely hurtful and exhausting.
I have always pleaded to have a life with my boys.
I have felt demoralized by this situation. I speak on
this because I have had enough. I'm glad she's sticking
up for herself though, because literally everybody who's just coming
for Brittany.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, I just want more information. Well, here is one
thing that we do know.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
She it's the time of her paying Kevin Federline. Child
support is over and now he's dropping the book.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
That's all the information you need. That's all I'm saying.
That's three things you need to know.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
More at The Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
The Alabama Show on Demia That's amazing free on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Eight three three five oh one. Bama is the number
to call this show. If you have good news, we
want to celebrate with you. Ashley, Good morning, what's.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Your good news?
Speaker 6 (14:10):
I just finished my phlebotomy.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah woo. That means you draw blood right, Yes, I'll
reel soon. Well, you know how.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
To find the veins right, because every time I get
blood drawn for some reason, they can never find mine.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
And then I'll leave throwing up because I've just been
dug around in my arm.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
I see you gotta find a right person.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Come on the field.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
That's great though. Congratulations, do you have a job lined up?
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Not yet. I'll do my clinicals at the end of
the month and I'd be good to go.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Daryl. Good for you. Well, I am proud of you. Congratulations,
Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on dement Today
we learned who Alabama looked like when she was nineteen,
and it was Princess Diana.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I don't know, you look like a single mom from
me your mouth.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
My little cousin found an old picture with a really
short haircut and she said, pop off, Princess Diana. But
it made me think because we've all had terrible haircuts
in our life.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Mine was short.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Gonna follow the Alabama Show if you want to see it.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
What was your worst haircut. Do you ever have a mullet?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
No?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
But my dad one time took me out to the
yard under a tree, put me on like a little
lawn chair, and then shaved it.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Did you ever have a ball cut or a rattail?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Well, I mean my dad's haircut was not great. Do
you have a rattail?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
I mean technically for a little bit, but it was
the worst one I've ever had.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Is mutton chops that straight down sideburns on your face?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, that was the worst hair thing I've done. I
also went bald one time for one hundred bucks. Is
there a picture?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Maybe if I found the play yeah, I was gonna
play with them.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Did you ever dye your hair?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I won't do that.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
One time I tried to have blonde streaks in my
hair and the girl didn't know how to do it,
so my roots were orange like the color orange, and
then the rest of it was blond, and then my
hair broke off.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
And oh, will you let me dye your hair?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Absolutely not. We died.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
My best friend, that is my hairdresser, also does your
hair now, and she will fight you.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
No, no, no, we do it with her.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
There call me.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
No, we're off topic. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I want you to call the show eight three three
five o one Bama. Because everybody has had a bad
haircut at one point. I cut my little brother's hair
when we were kids. He had a bowl cut and
his bangs were too long, and I was like, I
can do it.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
So he had a ball cut.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And then bangs that were shorter like one of the
three stages from It.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
No, it's incredible, but it's a designer. I did that
to him. What was the worst haircut you've ever had?
Call in eight three three five oh one BAMA is
the number?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Alabama show onto me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
What was the worst haircut that you have ever had?
Called the show eight three three five one BAMA is
the number.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Good morning. Who's this?
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Hey? This is Rebecca and I just want to give
everybody a public announcement.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Do not cut your own hair.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Did you do that?
Speaker 7 (17:19):
I have When I was like fourteen, I try to
give myself dangs and I ended up giving myself a mullet.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's allays. Is there a picture of the mullet?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
I don't think there was no evidence of proven I
did not want evidence of that.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
How did you cut in the front and have a
party in the back. How did you make that happen?
Speaker 6 (17:40):
You know, you just keep going.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I look, I have cut bangs before too.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I didn't turn it into a mullet, but it turned
into like little bitty baby hairs sticking straight up. I know, girl,
Oh lord, as long as I little like door, they
explore or like Joe dirt.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
I'm okay, we're.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Going on an adventure. I like that. Thank you for
calling the show.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Y'all have a great day.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Eight three three five I one Bama is the number
to call the show. What was the worst haircut that
you have ever had?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Iris? Good morning? What was yours?
Speaker 7 (18:13):
I was in the sixth grade and I had really
really long bangs, and so my mother was excited to
cut my bang and she come so short, said, I
looked like Spot from Star Trek.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Picture Captain Spot Up, Scotty.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
I'm crying out.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I cried.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
People made fun of me for.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I love you in a picture.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Okay, okay, you were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Kristen, good morning. What was the worst haircut that you had?
Speaker 7 (18:59):
You're gonna love this because there are hundreds of photographs
of it. The day of my two sixteen, my mom
took me to get my hair done and I needed
my banks trimmed, and they trimmed them so short they
were like micro banks.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh no.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
I am trying to push them down the whole night
and make them holder and they're just not doing it.
And there are hundreds and hundreds of pictures of me
with these baby banks in a blue boar.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Tag the out.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
We want to see it.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
You know what, I'll have to have to kick back
to two thousand and eight.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Fine, that is perfect. I try not to think about
it my mind.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Thank you for sure, of course, no problem. You guys
have a.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Great day, Kayla, good morning. What was the worst haircut
that you ever had?
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Okay? So my dad when I was eight, it was
a day before picture day. Oh no, and I have
curly hair, oh no. And she gave me banks because
I had been one bank. But he did it while
he was wet, and so I went to picture day
the next day and my ba were almost the same
as my hairline.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
So yep, eight year old Taylor looks like a best
going into picture day.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I bet you don't have bangs. Now do you you
let those grow out?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Heck no, and I haven't had any sense.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Demand, are you ready to get away from me?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Uh? There's a snakes on the ground.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I don't bob, We're done, don't forget more. Chances on
a thousand dollars are on the way.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
We'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome looking
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Always joke, and I'm like, Producer Blake is the gen
zer in the room?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, I technically am. Yeah. And there's a term.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
There's a phrase that you and your girlfriend who are
both gen z ers use, and I got it from
my cousin yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
She said it to me. What did she say? Pop off? Yeah,
pop off?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
But I got a text and I'm gonna show you
a photo. She goes, pop off, Princess Diana.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Pop Off, Princess Diana. And this was the picture she
sent me. It's an old picture of me.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay, oh my god, look like Princess Diana. You look
like a you look like a president's wife from the eighties.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I went through and that was not even taken in
the eighties. That was early two thousands. I went through
a phase where I had real short hair. I'll let
you post it. You can post it on The Alabama
Show on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I'll be honestly, this is kind of scary.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Can you tell where I'm at by the tunnels on
the ceiling?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Chuck E cheese. I don't know whose birthday party we're at,
but we're at a check I can tell you one
thing that's missing children.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Somewhere.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
All I see is.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
All is pizza, adults and and fake smiles.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The kids were taking the pictures. Anyway, I thought that
would be a fun show and tell. So good morning,
thank you for being here. It's going to be a
fun day on the show. If you want to call
in eight three three five one Bama post that On
the Alabama Show, Okay, pop off, Princess is what the hell?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Headlines on the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
A cat was caught on camera dropping a dead mouse
into the family's dinner pot.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Just trying to feed, just trying to feed. This is
a foster.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Kitten named Wendy was captured on security camera dropping a
dead mouse into her family's cooking pot while they were
cooking dinner, so it was like in the food.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And then the.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Animal shelter shared the kitten footage, saying, Wendy is a
foster failure that was caught on a kitchen cam adding
spice to her mom's dinner.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
We should all be as thoughtful as miss Wendy. I'll
be honest. A cant named Wendy couldn't be worse anyway.
They ended up getting take out that night.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabama Show.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Good morning, Wes. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I Am about to go into those and grab some
more paint and finish up this project that I'm doing
on the back deck at my house.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Did you call us yesterday? Did you just retire?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
No, that's not me.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
There's a lot of people working on their decks right
now in the Birmingham area. Yeah, oh, I know, Well,
all right, what color paint in your dad? Well, it
was uh just would in our primed and painting m
it grade?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Can we get deck pics when you're done? All right?
I love you, Wes.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Hey are you calling to play Super Easy Trivia?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I am all right.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'll ask the questions producer Blake will be your lifeline.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You ready, let's do it, all right?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Question number one, according to the Guinness Book of WORLDWI Records,
what is the best selling book of all time?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Of all time?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Be'st the book of all time?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Would that be the Bible?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
The Bible would be correct, Blake. I'm surprised you didn't know.
You didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I did know this. I was waiting on him to
answer all right. Next one.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
What is the name of the pet dinosaur on the
TV cartoon The Flintstones.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Ooh, this is an old cartoon. I remember watching the Kids.
That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Yeah, Fred Wilma Ya.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Was the daughter. Yeah, Pepples was there.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
The dinosaur that was right outside the house.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I always wanted it in.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Fred was kicking them out.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He was like screaming.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
You know, what was his name?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
What was he screaming? What was Fred screaming?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
It wasn't Fred because that was his neighbors.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Friend. That's the main guy you want. Do you want
producer Blake to help you out?
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Just give me one more second.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, that's fine, I get it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
There it's what was he? He was a dinosaur? Okay,
take out sore?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Oh dino?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I love you all right? Last one for the wind West.
I think you can do it. Who is Barbie's boyfriend?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, that's Ken.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, so I love you.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Congratulations you won tickets to twenty one Pilots.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh man, you know twenty one Pilots is one of
my favorite fans.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It's three things you need to know you show.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
There was a cat that was stuck on the roof
at the Galleria and people and Hoover all.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Came together to save this cat. They didn't call fire departments. Oh,
the fire department was a part of it. The Hoover
Fire Department. Kitty Cat Haven.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
This cat was stuck on the old Seers building for
like four days with no food or water, and it
started going viral on Facebook. So they all went and
set up few Maine traps and figured out a way
to get the cat down. So cat's off of the
Seers building here. Kitty Kitty sounds like a movie.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I love it. I just yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
How much do you think Teddy Swims makes on tour?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
A million? Oh no, he just shared.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
If you have dreams to be an aspiring musician, he
just revealed his paycheck after five years of touring. He
said that last year he made twenty thousand dollars. What
after everybody was paid? He said, But everybody was paid
and everyone is fed, So I would say that's successful.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
But that was his profit from touring.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Twenty thousand.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
That's how much eat to a calm just from touring,
though he makes other money elsewhere.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I'm guessing yeah, but it's not a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I mean, he was like, he goes Hopefully next year
we'll be swimming in the money.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Teddy swim. Let's go teddy swimming.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Here are three ways to improve your relationship in sixty seconds,
according to a psychologist producer Blake.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You need this.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Go on a one minute hug after a long day
of work.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I love those.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
It can lower cortisol and boost the bonding hormone oxytocin.
Have a moment of gratitude before bed each night, share
one thing that you appreciated that day from each other.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I do that often, just in general. But we'll go
on and.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Then one a quick morning check in every morning, ask
what's one thing that you're carrying today?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And how can I support you? I like that one.
I love that one too. That one sounds good. It's
so good. Hey, what's one thing you're carrying today? And
how can I help you the trauma of what you've
done to me?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Stop traumatizing. Yeah, well that's three things you need to know.
More at The Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The Alabama Show on Demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I am so mad at my little cousin's baby daddy.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh my go by the way, thanks for listening to
the Alabama show. I'm Alabama with producer Blake, and you know,
I talk about my little cousin Hannah, who is the
voice of what the hell headline that was her when
she was a kid and where she's like my little sister. Okay,
her and baby daddy had a baby. Baby's a year old.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Apparently everybody, including Hannah.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Everybody has known for weeks except for me. He's got
a ring and he's planning on proposing. He's had the
ring for like three months. Well, why do you need
to know about this? Well, why does she need to
know about it? Are you telling me about it? And
I was like, why do you know about it? You
grew in the surprise. She goes, well, he's supposed to
(08:17):
do it before the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I was like, now, you've really grew in the surprise
because she knows when it's coming. But I first heard
about it last week from memew my grandmother me Mall
has seen a picture of the rings. He's letting too
much information out, but and mayme I get it Mema.
He had to get me Mall's blessing because Memal raised
(08:41):
my little cousin and me Hannah. So she's like, you
know our person, Yeah, you know who else has seen
a picture of the ring?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
The baby me MAM's neighbor, Hannah. Okay, to be fair,
that's not on him, that's on me mall because he
showed it to her. She would I don't know how
it happened, but it happened. And me mall doesn't and.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Use technology, so she didn't show it to the neighbor.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
He did.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Me and Baby Daddy gonna have a Why am I
the last one to know?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Because you do this as a drub.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And Mema definitely said don't say anything to Hannah about
the ring, so I didn't.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But you know who brought up the ring to me, Hannah?
And then me Ma goes, don't talk about it on
the radio. Well, me Ma, too late, Sorry, Mam, I'm mad.
Welcome to today. They're gonna be you know.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I will you know if I find out that they're
engaged on Facebook?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Do you know what the holy meltdown I will have?
You need to say this to them.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I know, I need to have a conversation with baby Daddy.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
He knows me and Hannah are close. He's edging me
out of the family. He's pushing me out. I will
there's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Well, the reason I would keep you out of the loop,
there's a reason.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
They don't want the chickens at their wedding. They don't
want farm animals at their wedding. They don't want any
of these shut up animal They don't want ten peacocks
rolling up.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I won't do that. I just want to be included.
I want to know. I don't want to find out
everybody's known for months. Why mother?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Last night I was at the hospital when his baby
was born without being asked.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
You just shoot up that might be was shut.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
No one asked anybody to show, and you said I'm
gonna be there, And he was like, she gonna do
this to the wedding, so it doesn't matter if she
gets an invited.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
That's three things you need to know. No what has anybody?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Are you like the last person in your family to
find out things? I know I'm not the only person
that goes through this in my family. Called the show
eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
that's eight three three five oh one two two sixty.
You were listening to the Alabama Show to man eight
three three five oh one Bama is the number to
call the show. What does your family keep from you?
Or have you ever found out? You're the last person
(11:05):
to find out something, Andrew, what does your family not
tell you?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
My family, Hi, everything? Because they're scared that I'm going
to post them on TikTok and the internet and tell
the truth. They're already worried that I'm going to dig
up thirty years worth of damage on them.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Look, I have seen your TikTok.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You literally just called the show yesterday and said you
outed your friend's fiance and ruined their marriage.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I wouldn't tell you either.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Oh I did, cherious. I've had phone calls from my
ex's my family telling me please don't post this or this,
Please don't talk about this, don't get a podcast. You're
going to ruin our lives.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Oh yeah, that's coming.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
I have a friend of the family that would do
proven time if I open my mouth.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Well, don't start a podcast in you know they've already
told you so now the grave shot. I love you, Andrew,
Thanks for calling.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I love ya. Have an amazing day.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It's three things you need to know you with the ELEMO.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Don't forget.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Twenty one Pilots is tomorrow at the Coca Cola Amphitheater.
Producer Blake and I will be there and I am
going to bring your photo.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
That you hate so much and let people take pictures
with it.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
It's going to be great.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I don't like that at all. I think it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So anyway, twenty one Pilots, if you're going to make
sure you look for us and say hi. Olive Garden
just announce they're going to be closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Everybody is shook because normally they stay open.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
They announced the change for this year in surprise. They
were like, no, we'll be closed. What are you to
do with endless breadsticks and soup? Take my butt down
a cracker barrel? Only just gone back. Maybe it's time
to go.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Britney has now addressed Kevin Federline's book, because you know
yesterday we talked about Kevin Federline has a memoir that's
going to drop a few days and more things are
coming out. He alleges that he caught Brittany cheating on
him with an answer. He alleges that she would stand
in her son's bedrooms, holding a knife and all these things.
So Brittany went to Instagram and this is what she posted.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I'm paraphrasing.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
You can see the full thing on her Instagram. She said,
the constant gaslighting from ex husband is extremely hurtful and exhausting.
I have always pleaded to have a life with my boys.
I have felt demoralized by this situation. I speak on
this because I have had enough. I'm glad she's sticking
up for herself though, because literally everybody who's just coming
for Brittany.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, I just want more information. Well, here is one
thing that we do know.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
She it's the time of her paying Kevin Federline. Child
support is over and now he's dropping the book.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
That's all the information you need. That's all I'm saying.
That's three things you need to know.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
More at The Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
The Alabama Show on Demia That's amazing free on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Eight three three five oh one. Bama is the number
to call this show. If you have good news, we
want to celebrate with you. Ashley, Good morning, what's.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Your good news?
Speaker 6 (14:10):
I just finished my phlebotomy.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah woo. That means you draw blood right, Yes, I'll
reel soon. Well, you know how.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
To find the veins right, because every time I get
blood drawn for some reason, they can never find mine.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
And then I'll leave throwing up because I've just been
dug around in my arm.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
I see you gotta find a right person.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Come on the field.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
That's great though. Congratulations, do you have a job lined up?
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Not yet. I'll do my clinicals at the end of
the month and I'd be good to go.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Daryl. Good for you. Well, I am proud of you. Congratulations,
Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on dement Today
we learned who Alabama looked like when she was nineteen,
and it was Princess Diana.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I don't know, you look like a single mom from
me your mouth.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
My little cousin found an old picture with a really
short haircut and she said, pop off, Princess Diana. But
it made me think because we've all had terrible haircuts
in our life.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Mine was short.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Gonna follow the Alabama Show if you want to see it.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
What was your worst haircut. Do you ever have a mullet?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
No?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
But my dad one time took me out to the
yard under a tree, put me on like a little
lawn chair, and then shaved it.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Did you ever have a ball cut or a rattail?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Well, I mean my dad's haircut was not great. Do
you have a rattail?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
I mean technically for a little bit, but it was
the worst one I've ever had.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Is mutton chops that straight down sideburns on your face?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, that was the worst hair thing I've done. I
also went bald one time for one hundred bucks. Is
there a picture?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Maybe if I found the play yeah, I was gonna
play with them.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Did you ever dye your hair?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I won't do that.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
One time I tried to have blonde streaks in my
hair and the girl didn't know how to do it,
so my roots were orange like the color orange, and
then the rest of it was blond, and then my
hair broke off.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
And oh, will you let me dye your hair?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Absolutely not. We died.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
My best friend, that is my hairdresser, also does your
hair now, and she will fight you.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
No, no, no, we do it with her.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
There call me.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
No, we're off topic. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I want you to call the show eight three three
five o one Bama. Because everybody has had a bad
haircut at one point. I cut my little brother's hair
when we were kids. He had a bowl cut and
his bangs were too long, and I was like, I
can do it.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
So he had a ball cut.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And then bangs that were shorter like one of the
three stages from It.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
No, it's incredible, but it's a designer. I did that
to him. What was the worst haircut you've ever had?
Call in eight three three five oh one BAMA is
the number?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Alabama show onto me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
What was the worst haircut that you have ever had?
Called the show eight three three five one BAMA is
the number.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Good morning. Who's this?
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Hey? This is Rebecca and I just want to give
everybody a public announcement.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Do not cut your own hair.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Did you do that?
Speaker 7 (17:19):
I have When I was like fourteen, I try to
give myself dangs and I ended up giving myself a mullet.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's allays. Is there a picture of the mullet?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
I don't think there was no evidence of proven I
did not want evidence of that.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
How did you cut in the front and have a
party in the back. How did you make that happen?
Speaker 6 (17:40):
You know, you just keep going.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I look, I have cut bangs before too.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I didn't turn it into a mullet, but it turned
into like little bitty baby hairs sticking straight up. I know, girl,
Oh lord, as long as I little like door, they
explore or like Joe dirt.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
I'm okay, we're.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Going on an adventure. I like that. Thank you for
calling the show.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Y'all have a great day.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Eight three three five I one Bama is the number
to call the show. What was the worst haircut that
you have ever had?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Iris? Good morning? What was yours?
Speaker 7 (18:13):
I was in the sixth grade and I had really
really long bangs, and so my mother was excited to
cut my bang and she come so short, said, I
looked like Spot from Star Trek.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Picture Captain Spot Up, Scotty.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
I'm crying out.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I cried.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
People made fun of me for.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I love you in a picture.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Okay, okay, you were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Kristen, good morning. What was the worst haircut that you had?
Speaker 7 (18:59):
You're gonna love this because there are hundreds of photographs
of it. The day of my two sixteen, my mom
took me to get my hair done and I needed
my banks trimmed, and they trimmed them so short they
were like micro banks.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh no.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
I am trying to push them down the whole night
and make them holder and they're just not doing it.
And there are hundreds and hundreds of pictures of me
with these baby banks in a blue boar.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Tag the out.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
We want to see it.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
You know what, I'll have to have to kick back
to two thousand and eight.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Fine, that is perfect. I try not to think about
it my mind.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Thank you for sure, of course, no problem. You guys
have a.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Great day, Kayla, good morning. What was the worst haircut
that you ever had?
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Okay? So my dad when I was eight, it was
a day before picture day. Oh no, and I have
curly hair, oh no. And she gave me banks because
I had been one bank. But he did it while
he was wet, and so I went to picture day
the next day and my ba were almost the same
as my hairline.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
So yep, eight year old Taylor looks like a best
going into picture day.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I bet you don't have bangs. Now do you you
let those grow out?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Heck no, and I haven't had any sense.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Demand, are you ready to get away from me?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Uh? There's a snakes on the ground.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I don't bob, We're done, don't forget more. Chances on
a thousand dollars are on the way.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
We'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.
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