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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hey, buddy, good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
What's on your mind today? I always tell you what
I'm thinking about. What are you thinking about today?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Probably that big banana toy I had? I'm missing it.
I'm missing my big banana toy.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
That What happened to it?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
It busted. I was driving down the road and it exploded.
I guess from the heat.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
What was the banana toy made out of? Was it
like a stress ball?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Sort of? It was like a.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Producer Blake is a five year old boy and a
twenty something year old man's body.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, I went to five below. I bought me that banana.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
It's supposed to be for a kid's birthday party, but
I decided to keep it and it overheated in the car.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I got in there and it exploded on me. So
I've been missing it. That's what I've been thinking about
all morning.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay, you're gonna go buy a new one?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, Well, next time I go, But I miss it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
An ode to Producer Blake's banana Goodbye Banana? What is
hrcol Good morning? Thank you for listening to the show.
On the way if you have an issue for Ask
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What the Hell headlines at six fifteen, eight fifty and
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What the Hell headlines Hell on the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
There's a new app that will fake your summer vacation
photos if you're too burnout to travel.
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Speaker 1 (02:14):
The Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabama Show.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Darla, good morning, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I am on my way to work.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Where do you work?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
What do you do?
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Right, I'll look at uab on a Serty five medical assistant.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh, I love that you got kids you're trying to
take to Disney on Ice. Yeah, and they're going to
be so excited. That is great. Well, Darla, let's play
super easy trivia. I'll ask the questions producer Blake is
your lifeline? Are you ready? I'm ready? All right, Darla.
Question number one, who was the first President of the
(02:50):
United States, also known as the Father of the United States?
Speaker 6 (02:54):
George Washington?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That would be correct. Next one, what popular ice cream
flavor is made with crushed cookies.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Cookies and cream?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
That would be its flavor? And last one, chocolate chip
cookie dough. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Second best?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh my god? Okay, in this story snow White, how
many dwarfs are there?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Seven?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Seven would be in Carla. Congratulations, you are going to
Disney on Ice.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
The pas are going to be so exciting.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's three things you need to know with the ele
Jimmy Hale Mission is planning a four million dollar homeless
shelter downtown. It will have ninety eight beds for the
homeless population, two family rooms, showers, laundry facilities, a dining room,
and consultation rooms. So they plan on starting construction for
that in twenty twenty six. Travis Kelcey has now invested
(04:06):
in the theme park industry.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I have been seeing the buzz.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It was just announced yesterday an investment firm said they
are working with Travis Kelcey and several other rich people
to enhance shareholder value and improve the guest experience at
six Flags theme parks. And Travis said, I'm a lifelong
six Flags fan and grew up going to these parks
with my family and friends. You know, he's excited. You
(04:31):
know he's going to get to skip the line every
time he goes.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, yeah, he has the ultimate VIP.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah fast pass. Anyway, good for you, Travis kelce After
fifteen years of development, there is now a new fruit
hitting grocery stores, the Kalata Royale pineapple from the Dole Company.
It's a pineapple that tastes like a Pinia Kolata. Is like,
it's a pineapple that tastes like a Pinia kalata. You
(04:57):
know how they somehow scienced grapes to taste like cotton
candy Yeah, they have now science pineapples to taste like
pina colada. It's got a coconut flavor to the pineapple.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What are they going to do next?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't know, but it has two and a half
times the B six of a regular pineapple, So that's good.
More vitamins. They should hit the stores next month. Keep
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Speaker 2 (05:25):
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Eight three threety five oh one, Bama is the number, Sarah,
Good morning. What's your issue for? Ask Alabama? Who are
you mad at?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
I'm not at dating?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
What's what's your dating life like right now? Are you
on the app?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Oh gosh, dating is so frustrating these days. I don't
know what is wrong with men. Sorry to say it,
but it's like commitment has just completely gone out the window.
The second that you even mentioned God's forbid, you mentioned,
you know, I think one day I'd like to get
married and have a family.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
They run for the hills, are they guys that you're
meeting on dating.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Apps, Yeah they are. How else are you meeting people?
Nobody's meeting people in real life anymore, So you're like
stuck to having to use these apps. And I don't understand,
like what happened to it?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, it does seem like all of the guys on
the apps are here for hook cups. So I feel
like the best way to meet somebody is in person.
But I'm like you, like, where do you do it?
You gotta go to like, yeah, join a hobby club
or something, the bowling or hear.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Me out, I go to church, that's one.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Go to the places that you would expect those hookup
culture people to be.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Have you met somebody recently that you said you wanted
to get married?
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Yeah, I mean I can tell when I'm on a
first date, Like I can just tell, And gosh, I'm
even afraid to even bring that up on a first
date anymore because I'm so afraid that the guy is
going to freak out.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Okay, now I think we're getting to the root of
the issue. Are you saying you want to get married.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
On the very first date most of the time?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
I wait, but then even if I get into that,
I'm like date two or three, which I do think
is important to bring up. You need to make sure
that you're aligned.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Are you telling them that you want to have kids too?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
When I'm saying that about what I'm looking for? Yeah,
I am, because I you know, I'm not a spring chicken.
And if we're not aligned on the state on the
things that we want, I'd rather know.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
But our clocks take y'alls don't produce their Blake exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, how are you bringing it up? How do you
bring it up?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
What are the things you dream of? That's how I
like to, you know, like instead of just point blank
being like, do you want to get married? You want
to have kids? Now? I sensitively bring it up.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You know, Let's see if we can get some advice
for you, because look, producer Blake brings up fortnite on
his first date with his girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Today Fair, I was talking about way less interesting stuff
on our.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
First date call the show.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Are you in the dating world? And how long do
you wait before you start talking about marriage and kids
when you're dating somebody new? That's eight three three five
oh one two two six'. Two you're listening to The
alabama show on. Demand sarah hates dating because she keeps
bringing up marriage and then guys run and.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
She doesn't know what to.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Do call the show eight three three five oh, One
bama is the. Number, chris good. Morning when do you
think you should start talking about marriage when you're dating somebody?
New all?
Speaker 7 (08:47):
RIGHT i think you need to wait at least three.
Dates and here's. Why you need to figure out whether
you like this person or. Not because if you can
bring it up on the first date and they're really into,
you and you realize you're not into, them then you
might have a. Problem you want to wait until you
like this person before you start bringing up all that.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Stuff i'll be very. Honest i've started Watching love Is
blind On, netflix and some of these people it's like
they don't even care about the person that they're. Marrying
they just want to get. Married and to, me that's
kind of missing the point of.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Marriage that's scary in.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Itself, well and that's the thing that worries you if
that person is bringing it up too, early especially from
a guy's, perspective, right because if, you especially once you
reach a certain, age if you're dating a woman and
it feels like she doesn't care about who you. Are
she just wants to get the. Ring that's a. Problem,
absolutely that's what cares guys.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Away, chris thank you for.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Calling, hey thanks for Having meil The Alabama Show on To.
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Speaker 3 (09:45):
App eight three three FIVE o, One bama is the
number to call the. Show, ty good. Morning how long
do you think you should wait before you start talking
about marriage and kids when you're dating somebody? New so.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Listen it's hard to, say, OH i Watch love Is
blind two AND i, agree you, know with the three
days and things like. That BUT i wanted to chime
in on something that is kind of. Controversial but in
my experience and in the black, community we bring so
much of our lives passed into the dating world that
(10:20):
it's hard for us to just live in the moment
and date and really look at the person for who they.
Are we want To we think we gotta know them
one hundred, percent and that's what keeps it so. Long
like you, see somebody may be waiting five years or
three years or whatever in eight nine. YEARS i got
a friend that waited nine years and now she's. Divorced
that is some. Time it's a long freaking. Time and
(10:44):
for us it might not be just, us but there
are certain people who think that they're gonna know this
person inside and out instead.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Of just what it.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Is it enough is WHAT i know?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Enough?
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Right and then it's just like every little thing you
do is like a red flag and OB i knew,
it and you are like a professional engaged.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Person, well and ALSO i think there's a lot to
say for, women like we literally are on a time
crunch because after a certain age we can't have kids,
anymore and men can just keep procreating.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Forever, Yes AND i think that's why when people are,
older they can, say, hey let's do, this because they
already know some of that stuff on that checklist is.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
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Speaker 2 (13:02):
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Speaker 3 (13:06):
Call the show and help me out With Producer blake
and his big fat walking red.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Flags, okay first, OFF i don't have any red?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Flags, oh yes you. Do and what's your second?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Off will you be my second?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Off she said first? Off so that means there's.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
SOMETHING i only have green and beige. Flags, Anyway, Hi I'm.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Alabama thanks for listening to The Alabama show with Producer.
Blake are a resident gen zer who wants to propose
to his. Girlfriend, okay go, on AND i am like
Producer blake's big sister who tries to guide him through the.
World And i'm trying to help your girlfriend out BECAUSE
i feel like she'll be my honorary little. Sister and
(13:45):
there's something that you told me earlier this week that
you sent an email because your girlfriend lives what AN
i hour and a half? Away? Correct, yes and she's
moving now twenty minutes. Away, Yes and you said she
signed me up to help her.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
MOVE i didn't get a. CHOICE i was TOLD i
have to, know SAID i was. Voluntold there's a. Difference, no,
whatever why.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Didn't you volunteer already?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Anyway but it's still a concept OF i got volunteered
BEFORE i can offer my.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Services so now she told you to do, it and
you're mad and you don't want to do, it and
you're throwing a.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Fit, Well i'm not throwing a.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
FIT i was just, like so you're telling ME i
have To, YES i don't have a.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
CHOICE i don't mind doing. IT i don't like being
TOLD i have to do.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
SOMETHING i want you to think about this, today on
this day in your. Life if you get, married everything you,
do you're going to be told you have to DO.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Volunteerld, YEAH i expect. It that's Why i'm not like
throwing the biggest. Fit BUT i will let you know you.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Should it's the gentleman thing to.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Do i'm still doing. IT i ain't complaining that HARD i.
Am you're still. Complaining, Look i'm complaining on the way
it was set.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Up, okay as have you asked her to pay?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
YOU i want to help her, out BUT i don't
like being.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
VOLUNTOLD i don't like just, say hey can you help.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Me, well she's moving Next. Friday it's a week, out
a week and a half. Out she needs to have this.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
PLAN i was already playing on. HELPING i just don't
like being talk you, know if you're doing.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
It she, said, uh, hey remember you're helping me Next.
Friday it's, like, oh well, yeah because you're a forgetful.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Guy, no, look that Wasn't there was.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Nothing about that because we hadn't had a discussion about it.
Yet it's like if you're doing the dishes and somebody, says,
hey you should do the, dishes, immediately you, GO i
don't want to do.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
IT i don't immediately do that BECAUSE i don't put a.
Fit you need to get it talk and it's a
thing to. Do here's the other, thing here's the other
red flag we need to talk.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
About go.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Ahead you said you're going to be at her house
every single, day at her apartment every.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Day that's, right and nothing's gonna change about.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
THAT i would not want you at my house every single.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Day that's why we're not.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Together WHEN i was a single girl and first got my,
apartment because this is her first time moving out of
her parents', house, Right oh, YEAH i did not want
my boyfriend at my house every. DAY i want to
put on a face, mask watch fun girly movies and
have some have a.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Break she can do that with.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Me, NOW i cannot encroach. You you can't force yourself on.
Her you're not married.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yet we gonna string up daily and she's gonna love.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Me you're gonna look, You i'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Laugh.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Look you and her are two different PEOPLE i.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Need if you're listening to the, show call her, Buddy
Producer blake eight three three five oh, One. Bama help
him out just a little, bit good. Luck that's eight
three three five one two two six.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
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Speaker 3 (16:47):
App good. Morning who's? This this Is Kevin, Kevin good.
Morning are you calling about Producer? Blake are giving it
a give him some?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Advice, Yeah i've.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Been married twenty five years AND i got bad news for.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Him he's gonna be volunteered the rest of his Married.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
There we go straight from the horse's.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Mouth, yeah he's, uh that's over. With he doesn't get
a choice.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
ANYMORE i figured that out a long time.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Ago do you have any advice for how to how
to handle. It just say, yes ma'am and.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Yeah just suck it, up because otherwise you're gonna be.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Miserable, kevin all.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Of, you what's the last thing you've been told to
do by your?
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Wife let's, see probably take out the treash or feed the.
Dogs it's PRETTY i do it now voluntarily on my.
Own it's just easier that way because.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
You started getting. Voluntold, yeah, YEAH i.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Just do it on my own at this. Point it
makes my life. Simpler i'll be ro.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Honest we don't like having to tell you every day
to do the things that you should be doing anyway.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Exactly it took a long, time BUT i finally figured that.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
OUT i love, You. Kevin thank you for.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Calling y'all have a good.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
One you were listening to The alabama.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Show are you ready to go take a break from?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
ME i just need. IT i need a.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Minute so one thing you don't. Know by the, way we're,
done thank you for listening to the. Show when we're
done with the, show we still stay in the building
and we work for a few more, hours but Producer
blake has to get up and do a walk around
after the show just to take a break from.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
ME i need a mental RELAX i love.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
You, Anyway enjoy the rest of your. Day keep listening
for more chances to whent one thousand. Dollars we'll be
back tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Morning thanks for listening To The Alabama show on.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
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