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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When you listen, it's like you're swiping right the Alabama show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I need this, I need to set this thing.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
If you have ever seen photos or videos a producer Blake,
he's a very shaggy haired, long bearded man. And last
week I was giving producer Blake a hard time because
I sent him to my hairdresser, who is also one
of my best friends. And you texted her at five
in the morning asking her for a haircut, and I
(00:40):
was like, you should have never done that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Well, yesterday you went to get a haircut. Uh huh
tell the world, how do you like it? It's not
that bad.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, it's she cut your beard so short and your
beard is almost non existent.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Matter is all that matters is.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You need to chill out. What matters here is my girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Said she loved it, So I did she yeah, okay, good,
I got a beard trim.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What did you do when you let?
Speaker 6 (01:17):
I love?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
My friends done this to me before because I have
long hair. She convinced me two years ago to cut
my hair super short, and I was mad at her.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Well, to be fair, I said, hey, let's go to this.
If you know clipper size, like the whatever guard sizes.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I was like I think.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Last time we did a three, she goes, all right,
we'll try three and see if it works. I don't
know if she grabbed the three or not. I started
talking and now she got distracted. I don't grab the two,
So so today we're walking with a two.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
But she did give me, uh something where I.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Can turn my beard easier now by myself. But she said,
I stopped to come back and get my haircuts there.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Did you make a face though? When you left? Where
you look? Thanks? Are you trying to hold it in?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
No?
Speaker 6 (02:07):
So what I The.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Model I go by is never check out the product
before you leave.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I don't want to be so you didn't look in
the mirror?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
No, I left first time I saw it last when
I sent a picture to my girlfriend and she said,
I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Well, go follow the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
We'll have that up on Instagram in about three seconds.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Also, good morning, two days away from Halloween.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
All kinds of Halloween fun stuff on the way, and
you can call the show anytime.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Is what the hell?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Headlines What the Hell on the Alabama Show?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
A local sheriff replaced his controversial Halloween decorations with a
Karen skeleton.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Well deserved.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Remember the sheriff who had the display of like it
was like people running from ice and they were climbing
the fence.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
And this was so.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Controversial and everybody was upset about it, and his wife
was like, I did this.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'll take the blame. Yes, I do remember this.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
So he just updated it, put a Karen skeleton out.
And here's what else he has. He has pumpkins that
say make Halloween great Again, tombstones that say rest in Peace,
sense of Humor from beginning of time to October twenty
twenty five, and then a skeleton wearing a skirt labeled Karen.
So he did take the controversial ones down, but now
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he just put up more.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
He just like rattling them bones.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Super easy Trivia with the Alabama.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Show eight three three five Ombama is the number to
call the show.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Good morning, Colton, What are you doing right now?
Speaker 7 (03:42):
I'm network right now?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Oh you're at work?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Where do you work?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
It's clear BP.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh okay, it's loud at the VP right now. Sounds
like you're.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Speeding, yeah, dumping.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Okay, Well good morning everybody for bumping us.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Carlton, you want to play Super Easy?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It is all vampires today, Producer Blake can be your lifeline,
your lifeline. Question number one, what do vampires drink?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
What is correct?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Next one what animal do vampires turn into?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
That's would be it?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And last one for the when Colton, what object can
kill vampires?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
A wooden state to the heart would be it?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Carlton, Congratulations, you just won Super Easy Trivia.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
It's three things you need to know.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Krigan's just opened a new location in downtown Birmingham. They
did close their longtime location on Morris Avenue, but now
they're opening a brand new spot at the William It's
located in a historic furniture department store building.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's super cute on the inside.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
So it's officially open if you want to go. Hurricane Melissa,
have you been watching all this stuff in Jamaica? Okay,
So Hurricane Melissa has now brought severe flooding to Cuba
after devastating Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
This hit Jamaica as one of.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
The strongest Atlantic hurricanes in history. Right now, we know
for sure that Melissa is responsible for seven deaths. We
do not know the full extent of the damage in
Jamaica yet, but the Prime Minister declared Jamaica a disaster area.
There's a lot of couples who are in Jamaica right
now on their honeymoon that have been documenting on TikTok
(05:42):
having to shelter and prepare, and I have been glued
to TikTok watching it.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
It's been insane. That is crazy. It's mcghurricane.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Here are things to do with your pumpkin seats. After
making your Jack o' lantern. You can plant the pumpkins
next year, grow some more.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Nope. Producer Blake hates pumpkins.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
If you want to do that, rinse the seeds off
and dry them in a sunny window and then put
them in an.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Envelope for next year. You can roast them for a treat.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You can feed the birds.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Nope.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
You can make pumpkin seed better kind of like peanut butter,
but do that with pumpkin seeds.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Don't want it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Or you can make a do it yourself body scrub.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Just dry the seeds, blend them into a powder and
mix with like some coconut oil or not olive oil.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
None in my lifetom on. I know what we're doing
next week on Wheel of Pumpkin. No, we won't pumpkin
seeds anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That's three things you need to know. More at the
Alabama Show dot com. What the hell headlines are on
the way next?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
You're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Taylor, good morning. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
I am about to take down my neighbor of Halloween
decorations if she doesn't move them.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh boy, that's why we do ask Alabama.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
We do our us to help you with whatever your
drama is, especially Halloween drama.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
This week. What's going on?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
So two weeks ago, I asked my neighbors to move
her animatronic zombie a little further from the sidewalk. She's
got it right on her she got it like right
at the edge of her property line. And it's to
the point where I have to walk when I walk
my dogs, I have to walk in the middle of
the road.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Or cross the road to keep it from triggering. Oh yeah,
do your dogs break out when it goes?
Speaker 8 (07:28):
My god?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
So the biggest problem is that my big dog has
anxiety anyway, and when I walk him by this thing.
He panics and starts jumping all around because he's seen
it trigger and he knows what it could do, and
he just loses his poor little mind.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
And we we.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Live on a busy road, so like so.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Crossing the street isn't always the safest option. And you know,
I'm also worried about cars coming by right at the
moment that he starts to freak out, yeah, you know,
Oh my god, I did. I asked her very politely
if she could move it just a little bit, and
she stared at me like I was crazy, and then
she just like started laughing and walked back in her house.
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And even worse is that she has added to it.
She's added two new ones. Oh no, she added this
like grim reaper thing, you know, like the dust thing
that like jumps forward, and a skeleton that moves and
does all kinds of light flashing.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
So she's made it three times worse.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
On you, has made it worse. I don't understand, Like
I just add, I didn't tell her to take it
down or to destroy it, you know, or like I
didn't say, like burn your house down. I just said,
can you move it back a little bit? Is there
a way I can handle this situation without sounding like
a Karen.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Complaining producer, Blake, what would you do if this were you?
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Not at all your Karen?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
So what I would say?
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Here?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Oh God, that is.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Her property, and if you don't like it, just don't
walk on.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Back on the street anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Right on the sidewalk.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
So that's not her, that's not the neighbor's problem. She's
trying to have fun with everyone else. One person's problem
does not mean my answer needs to resolve around you.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Is there even a sidewalk on the other side of
the street. No, no, there we go. It's as shared
on the sidewalk. You live in a shared neighborhood. You're
not in the middle of the country, in the middle
of nowhere. I would kick them down. It's a neighbor's house.
Let your dog, here's what you do.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Let your dog attack the animatronics and be like sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Call the show.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Have you ever dealt with a terrible neighbor that had
awful Halloween decorations?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Call the show. Eight three three five oh one. Bama
is the number.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
That's eight three three five oh one two two sixty.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
The Alabama Show. On to men, It's amazing free on
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Taylor wants her neighbor to move her animatronics because they're
scaring her dog. Not even take them down, just move
them off the sidewalk. Eight three three five oh one,
Bama is the number. Do you think she's in the
wrong for asking the neighbor to do that? John Paul,
what do you think?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
It is? Halloween?
Speaker 8 (10:04):
Okay, it's Halloween. People enjoy a little bit of fright.
And actually I just saw something that brought a little
sadness to me. In our neighborhood. We have this one
person that is like over the top Halloween, like too
much stuff. Like they had so so so much stuff,
Like they added to it every year, okay, and went
all the way down like the side of their house,
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front of their house, huge things, little things. I look
like they went to First Stores as they're going to
Low's and Home Depot and out of nowhere. I think
they might be moving.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
And every time I'd see it, I'd kind of laugh
and I would look forward to seeing it.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
So it's not up this year.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I think they're moving because this year nothing.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
So what you're saying is put all the animatronics all
along your sidewalk, and you don't.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Care, well, not all of them.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I mean tastefully, yes, but I mean I think that Yeah,
this is a particular season, right.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
All right, thanks John Paul, have a good day. You two.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Take care.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
What the hell headlines?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
On the Alabama Show, possible cocaine was found in a
trigger trader's bag.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Right, what do you mean by possible?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Well, here's your daily reminder. Just check your kids candy.
This happened in Pennsylvania. Police are investigating after a bag
supposedly containing that white powder was found on Saturday night.
Listen to the police chief talk about it.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Check your kids candy, check what they bring home before
they eat it. Make sure you throw anything away that's
opened or unrecognizable. Just throw it away.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It's not worth you know the problem.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I'd hope it was an accident. I wouldn't hope that
nobody's deliberately trying to give that away to kids. That's
not a good thing.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
No, it is not a good thing.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
And remember to check it, don't test it.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
It's three things you need to know you with the
Alam Show.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Spookfest is it the Hoover met Tomorrow Free Halloween fun.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
It's going to be a good time.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Starts at four point thirty to seven pm on October thirtieth,
featuring trick or treating for all ages, food trucks, inflatables, games, music,
and prizes. So if you want to go have some
fun with the fam tomorrow, go to the Hoover Mint
or by yourself or by your or be like producer Blake,
He'll be there.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Sounds like if you're Pumpkin.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
If you're Pumpkin is starting to droop and looks a
little sad, you're Jack o' lantern. Here's some tricks you
can do to make it last until Friday. Seal the
edges with petroleum jelly, Spray it with a protectent. There's
a protectant called wilt Proof that people use on holiday
wreaths to keep them out of and then keep them
out of direct sunlight.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I'm gonna get wilt proof for my wreaths. I didn't
know that was the thing.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
I didn't either.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's kind of cool and there is a chance that
aliens will make first contact today with humans.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Time to play on Today.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
On multiple websites, they are reporting the aliens may make
contact today because the interstellar comet is zipping past us
and it's going to hit its closest point to the
sun today. And some people think that it's an alien
mothership because it's pattern has been real weird.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
They say it's the size of Manhattan. Okay, all right,
so it's different than normal. Comments.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
We may see some aliens today just in time for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
If not, be expected them soon.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yep, that's three things you need to know more at
the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
is on.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Demand eight three three five oh one, Bama is the
number to call the show.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Hunter, Good morning. What's your good news?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
I am about to be having a baby any day.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, you're just so ready to get that out of there,
aren't you?
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I am. It's she has given me problems this whole time,
like most girls ready for her to be here.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Look, she's going to give you problems as soon as
she comes out to just you know you still got
teenage ears.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
Oh yes, I know.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I have a seven year old daughter and a five
year old.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
Daughter as well.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Have you decided on a name?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yes, her name is going to be Oakland.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
And then if she's my last baby no more after her.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Hunter, that's even better news Hunter, So you are what's awesome?
Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
You're welcome, y'all.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Today on That Alabama Show, we're doing a fun new game.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I don't what's the fun new game. You're gonna blindfold,
touch and stuff figure out against.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
The creepy thing is By the way, I am Alabama
with producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Thanks for listening. Well, we're two days from Halloween. Just
let's have some fun.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
None of the things have been fun for me. What do
you make a fun.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Little candaday all the time at Halloween parties? You've probably
already done it before.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Yeah, but not with what you got.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
You don't know what I have.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
I can tell you it's gonna be something bad. It's
how it always is. It's how it runs in this building.
And you already gave me a hint said you're gonna
hate it.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Call the show if you've ever done this. Eight three
three five oh one, Bama. Let's put on your blindfold,
Producer Bake. You only got to touch two things.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yeah, the two things are not gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All right my blindfold yourself. I will throw whatever it
is bucket number one. Put your hand in. Tell me
what spooky thing you think it is? Hold on, I
gotta find it. You have it is.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
A living thing?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Your hand?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Is it a living thing?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It could be a spooky creepy is that?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
What does it feel like? It's around wet ball? What
are round wet balls in the spooky world?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Eyeballs?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, it's anne ball?
Speaker 6 (15:58):
Is it a candy eyeball?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I'm opening I'm opening my eyelids. It's peeled grapes. Okay,
Then as bad as I thought it was gonna be,
last one, one more.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Buddy, always saved the worst for less.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Touch it.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Hold on to get this one? Touch it?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Quit wasting time? Ew?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
What is this?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Is it like a wet bone inside of a party?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Just touch it again?
Speaker 6 (16:26):
I don't want to touch it again.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Does it feel like.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It feels like?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It feels like a carcass feeling? I don't want to
It's a carcass.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
I don't want to touch away carcass again.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
One more time and tell me this.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Touch it and it's away carcass. I will lose my absolute,
ever loving mind.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
To the audience. What it feels like.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Okay, let me try it again.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (16:51):
I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I don't want to Is it slimmy? Yes, I mean
it's gone bones. They remind you of snail slim swear
to everything that is holy?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Does it.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Snail guts?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It's just boiled oat crib?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
See that?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
And I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It felt like bones.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
I don't like dangency.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I'm gonna be honest, are the worst.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
I hated this.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I just wanted to remind you of the time you
put snail musin on your face. Anyway, this feels so
much worse than it looks.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Called the show. It's sticky.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
If you've played this game with your kids before and
you have ideas, eight three thirty five oh one Bama
is the number you were.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Listening to the Alabama Show on de men.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
But for real, it really wasn't that bad when I
made you touch the stuff. It could have been worse.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
But I want you to know that's what I think
of you now, because I have to be on edge
at all times when I work.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I love you. We're done, Hey, thanks for listening to
the show. We have more Halloween funds tomorrow. We'll be
back by and early at six am tomorrow morning.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show on demand.