October 9, 2025 • 20 mins
Alabama gave her delivery drivers something funny to laugh at then we hear from other drivers the funny things on their routes. Producer Blake is banned from shopping with his girlfriend. Dolly is OKAY in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We've all got issues. Thankfully, she does too. Welcome looking
through the Alabama show.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay, we're going through my boo basket.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Okay, our coworker, Oh, she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And I already have these.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Our coworker down the hall megging me and her get
each other boo baskets every year, and I gave her
hers and she gave me mine today. But last year,
I remember I had been boozled. That was how that
game came about. She put it in my boo basket.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes, I remember. That's coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm trying to find something you can try.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh, candy corn?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, okay, do you.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Like candy corn?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It's all right, we'll eat that on the air anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Ooh, dog treats? You want to try that?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I do not thank you, though, I got some treats
for you today. You got a whole lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh good, there's a phone. There's a halloween. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
We're going to figure out what I can torture you
with out of this, well, good luck.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Have you ever made a boo basket?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Nope, never made one, never got one. I just I've
never even heard of it until I started working here.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Should we make each other boo baskets for halloweeny oh
my god. Yes, Like, if you make them for a
girl like your girlfriend, you would put like halloween slippers
in there and some candy and some cute decorations. But
if me and you make each other boo baskets, this
could be fun.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It'll be interesting. We'll give each other a budget of
like fifteen.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Dollars, okay, fifteen, Yeah, let's do twenty five, twenty five,
twenty okay, I'll meet you in the middle, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
We'll do that at some point.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Hey, good morning, Thank you for listening to the show
on the way. If you're a delivery driver at seven o'clock,
you definitely want to hear the story that's coming. Also,
what the hell headlines Crazy things people are doing in
the news at six fifteen fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But good morning, thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Is what the hell headlines What the Hell? On the
Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
A stolen gas station dinosaur statue just got returned with
an apology note.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So it makes you think they need it for something.
How did they get it too?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It was a fifty pound fiberglass dinosaur named Claire from
Sinclair Gas in La I returned it with a note
that said, I'm sorry for stealing Claire. Please do not
press charges. Listen to the owner of the gas station.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You'll never believe it. I said, what's going on? She says,
Claire's home. Somebody's scared that they're gonna be found out.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Are you going to press John?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Absolutely not. I'm just glad that Claire's at home. Why
Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Good morning, Tracy. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I gotta go drab stuff off my parents out one
left in my building.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay, what are you taking your parents?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, well, you were being such a great daughter. Tracy.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Are you calling to play Super Easy Trivia?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I am all right, girl.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Let's get you these Chris Brown tickets. Producer Blake is
your lifeline?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Are you ready? Question number one?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Tracy, what is the name of the galaxy that we
live in the galaxy?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's a candy bar Mars. Okay, you want to use
you want to use Producer Blake? Yeah, it was the
Milky Way. We live in the Milky Way.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh, okay, Super hard Trivia, Tracy. Next one, who was
the first man on the moon?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm strong that would be Neil Armstrong.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Correct and last one for the wind Tracy, what is
a group of fish called?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh if you need producer Blake. You went to this
as a child. That's not going to help.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's the worst.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I can't think of the name. That's the worst.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Time study there.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You used to study there as a child.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
School it's a school, Tracy.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Congratulations?
Speaker 6 (04:25):
You want say brazy trivia?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It's three things you need to know.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
This Saturday at George Ward Park, there's going to be
a tournament. It's Kickball and Kicked Drugs hosted by Active
Recovery Outreach. There's going to be vendors and stuff. It's
open to the public. I'll be there, Come hang out.
Let's celebrate sobriety and recovery. That's this Saturday at George
Ward Park. Dolly Parton is not dying.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Have you seen this all thing that so many people thought.
Here's what happened.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Dolly canceled her Vegas shows because she has some health
issues to deal with her sister. A few days ago,
asked everyone for prayers since she was up all night
praying for her sister Dolly, which made it sound like
Dolly was basically on her deathbed.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So everybody started freaking out.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So yesterday Dolly had to go to Instagram and post
a video while she's at.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
The Grand Ole Opry recording a commercial. Listen to this.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I want you to know that I'm okay. There're just
a lot of rumors flying around, but I figured if
you heard it from me, you'd know that I was okay. Yeah,
And her sister went back and was like, I didn't
mean she was real bad. I just thanks for the prayer.
Like her sister back pedaled. She has kidney stones. That's
the problem. It's kidney stones. That's it. Thanks Dolly's sister.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
We're glad that you're okay, Tolly.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
And the next Door Treat Map has just returned to
help plan trick or treat routes. So from now until
October thirty, first, neighbors can drop pins showing if they're
handing out candy or showing off like if they have
really good hallow decorations.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You can add photos, and.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You can even add notes about what kind of candy
you're handing out, like if you've got king sized bars.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
If you got the good candy, go put it on
that next door app. So anyway, it's on the next
door app.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Go if you want people, if you want trick or
treaters come to your house, put it there. And then
if you want to plan your route, you can go there.
That's three things you need to know. More at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
If you're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I just realized that delivery drivers probably see the craziest
things all over town, Like they know everybody's secrets.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I feel like they've got their own little groups going like,
oh look what I've found this weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I'm Alabama with producer Blake. Listen to what happened.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So I pull up in my driveway yesterday. Yeah, and
you know I live in the middle of nowhere and.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I have a farm. Yes, correct.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
All of my peacocks were in the road at the
foot of my driveway, all of them, all ten of
my peacocks. Some of them were across the street. Some
of them were crossing the road to come back. So
I pull into my driveway and get out of my
car to try to herd them. And behind me is
a FedEx truck and there's a guy driving and a
(07:13):
girl in the passenger side and they're sitting there.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
They can't go because.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
The peacocks are trying to cross the road, and I'm like,
they're mine, They're on It's okay, I got it. And
the guy starts laughing at me, and you can see
the girl dying laughing, and so I was like, hang on.
So I try to run around and try to get
them to like run back up my driveway and get
out of the neighborhood. No, they disperse, they go everywhere,
(07:40):
and I look back at the truck and both of
the FedEx drivers at this.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Point are rolling.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
They are laughing so hard they are rolling, and I
just looked at the guy. I was like, I really
thought that these were a good idea to get his pets.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And he's like, how are you gonna get them back
in the house. I said, I don't know how. I'm
gonna drive up and shake some food. We'll see.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
They started crossing the road again, and he starts trying
to roll to wherever his delivery is and I was like.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Don't I hit my peacocks. He goes, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Anyway, that was my day, but I realized FedEx drivers,
any any delivery driver's mailman, Amazon anybody, anybody who delivers
in food delivery, y'all see some crazy stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I feel like they'd have to because you just roll
up at random times. People do you random things at
random toimes?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh yeah, you ever had somebody deliver a package and
you're walking around your house naked?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Uh? Close? Yeah, I was singing you know that Tom
Cruise song, and oh yeah, I was doing something similar
to that. And he rolls up the clear window.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Looking right in at me. Call the show. If you're
a delivery driver, what's.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
The weirdest thing you've seen? If you were the delivery
driver that saw me and my peacocks, call the show, please.
They were rolling. I'm surprised. I'm not on the internet.
Eight three three five oh one Bama. That's eight three
three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Show fun to me, It's amazing free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Andrew, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
How are you doing.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'm good, okay, buddy.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Have you either been a delivery driver or has a
delivery driver called you doing something weird?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I had a delivery driver caught me doing something weird.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What were you doing?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
I was peeing behind my race.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Car and he walked over the big TV. Did you
go to the house and here's the bathroom?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
I just heard something and I was like, uh, I'm sorry,
I can't stop.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
And he's like, I'll give you a minute. And he's
stood there and held the TV till.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
I got done.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Oh, tell me your redneck without telling me your redneck.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Oh, it's it is quite the rouge color.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
is one to.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Men eight three three five one.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Bama is the number to call the show Katie, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Are you a delivery driver?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I drive a school bus?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Even better, what's the weirdest thing on your route?
Speaker 7 (10:04):
A lady walks her chicken or a leash man?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
These calls, these are my kind of people, like is
it a rooster? Is it a hen? Is it flying? No,
it's just a hen. Have you talked to her? Did
the kids see it?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Yeah, yeah, they're kind of used to it.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I guess. Have y'all come up with a nickname for
the lady in her chicken?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
I mean I'm sure the kids have.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Is she just walking down the side of the road
on a leash?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Like in her yard like she puts a little like
a harness on it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's amazing. I have so many questions. I want to
know so many things. I'm gonna need to know what
county this is in. Is it Black County? Well, it
could be me. You've been seeing Alabama as you drive
the bus.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Where do you live at Alabama?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh? At Black County? That's all we're gonna say. But
it ain't me with the chicken on the lash, I
promise yet. Now, if you see me with the peacock
on a leash, that's definitely me.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Now I do know a girl who has a pet peacock,
So you know too.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
O Katie, I love you, Thank you for calling. You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
We're talking about funny things you see as a delivery driver.
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
of landing Good morning. Are you a delivery driver or
has somebody delivered to you while you were doing something funny?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
No, man, I'm a delivery driver.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I worked for the post office landed. What's the craziest
thing on your route?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
A cussing parrot? No?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Why does he yell at you every time you drop
off a package? Every time you drop off a package it.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Here's me step on the porch. It'll actually bart like
a dog and then cuss and tell me to get
off the porch.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I want to meet the owners. Have you ever met
the people that live there?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Yes, ma'am. They're very wild. They have a couple other
exotic animals, like a peacock, and they do rescue dogs
and animals. So it's always a trip.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Sounds like my kind of people.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Is that Alabama?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Oh, yes, it's better. It's Walk County.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I love it. That's right up the road. Hey, thank
you for calling.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Yes, ma'am, You'll have a great day.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Is what the Hell headlines?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
What the Hell?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
On the Alabama show.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
A man got arrested for his Halloween decorations.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Why did he put up like an actual person or something?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
He put up bodies that looked like local officials.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It was a man in Kentucky. Listened to one of.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
The local officials, Eddie, talking about what happened.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
At first, I didn't know what to think about it
because I actually drove by and seeing it in his yard,
and I'm thinking, wow, you know, that's kind of.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Harsh, like basically like people who work for the city.
This guy put like bodies of them.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That's Halloween decorations in his yard.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
That's an actual threat.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It's three things you need to know you with the Alabama.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Chick fil A is going to open their one hundredth
location in Alabama and Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
One one hundredth oh yeah, one hundred Chick fil As
in Alabama.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Officially, it's part of a new seventy five million dollar
development at the Chelsea Plaza.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
It's going to be a little bit of a weight though.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It's going to take eighteen to twenty four months to complete.
So if another Chick fil A is built in between
now and when that one's done, then it'll be one
hundred and first, I'd better get to a Russia or Tega.
Just launch new cheese At flavored taco shells, Buddy.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
I'd be down.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It's basically a cheese At cracker as a taco shell.
You can get them now nationwide at Target and others
select retailers. Then it's going to be pushed out to
more grocery stores in a few months. They're blowing up
on social media right now, so if you go to
get one, don't be surprised if they are sold out
and Taylor Swift is now shutting down rumors she's going
to quit music after she marries Iras Keltzy. Apparently, fans
(14:02):
think that she's going to focus on getting married and
having kids because one of her songs about Travis says
she wants to have like a whole neighborhood of kids
with them to the lot and people are like, Oh,
she's gonna quit music and get married. They think that
the life of the show Girl is her final performance.
Taylor says, this is a shockingly offensive thing to say,
and people don't get married so that they can quit
(14:24):
their jobs. Although, if there's a sugar daddy listening to
the show, I would like to have the option if
it's available. She said.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
She loves being with Travis because he loves what she does.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Also, if there's a sugar daddy listening to the show,
I love that you love what I do, But I
would like to have the option available.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Call me your solicitous crazy a.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Sweet things you need to know more at the Alabama
Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You're listening to The Alabama Show on demand eight three.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Three five oh one.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
BEMA is the number to call the show Keltsey, Good morning, do.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You have some good news.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Oh my goodness, my daughter has a severe hamangioma on
her arm that she's like going to treatment. And we've
been going to Nashville from Birmingham, okay, the entire first
year of her life. And we went like a couple
of weeks ago, and they took her off like all
the medicines and they said that it's doing so good
(15:15):
that she should be like it should just disappear within a.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Little bit of show.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I know that's got to be a relief. You said
this was since she was born, So how long has
that been.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Yeah, Like it's like this big red birthmark that like
can it's extra blood vessels and it could get so
swollen that it's like bust open.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
On your God, how old your daughter?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
So she just turned one in August, so she's like
fourteen months.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Okay, man, Well that is great news. Good for you.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I'm sure that's a relief for you also, So bless you.
That's great news. Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Well, thank you all so much.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
You have a good day.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's free on the iHeart you.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
At Here's another episode of What Stupid Thing did Producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
New to make his girlfriend mad? There's a long list.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show I'm Alabama with
producer Blake. Producer Blake is the annoying guy who hasn't
proposed to his girlfriend yet.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
She's just, what's going on when you do? What's the
rule that you have?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I'm no longer allowed to help my girlfriend shop for things?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Why what were you doing when you'll want shopping together?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I could see this. I I there's a lot.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I keep suggesting things that she says, stop suggesting?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
What what are you doing? Where were y'all shopping at?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
We were shopping at a discount store and I see
these outfits.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I'm like, this would.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Look good on you, and she's like, stop bringing these
to me?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
What kind of outfits?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
You know? The fun ones?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
You're waking.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
You're like a little kid that just goes in ping
pongs all over the store and comes running back to
your girlfriend going mommy, mommy, look at this.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Yeah. But she it's worse because we're in like a
public place and I will go grab these outfits from
far away and I'll bring it back and be like,
we try this on, We try this on.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I be embarrassed to be in public with you too.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
You already are.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
So what did she finally say when y'all got in
the cards? She y'all let you go. You're not allowed
to go shopping anymore, She.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Said, you're no longer allowed to go with me anywhere
When I need to buy stuff that's serious.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
She said, you can't. You can't say serious.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
For ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I said, yeah, what about it? Bless your girlfriend? Well,
she chose this.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
You better ask her to marry you before she decides
to get out. Call the show if you have this
issue when you're shopping.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number
to call the show, Lisa, Good Morning producer Blake's girlfriend
won't let him.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Go shopping with her anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Do you hate.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Shopping with people?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
God bless them?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
No?
Speaker 6 (18:02):
So I hate to stop. When before my husband died
he bought everything, He even bought my own clothes. I
hate hate to stop.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Okay, so, but what did he do?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Give me one weird thing that you get? What's one?
What's one reason? Just one reason that your girlfriend won't
let you go shopping anymore.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I keep picking up clothes I think would look good
on her.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
And.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
So he's trying to get her to wear saucy stuff.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Well, okay, let that girl alone. You're gonna be lucky
if she marries you. You rep and the whole thing
with she don't want to touch me and stuggle. I'm
(19:01):
just gonna keep doing it more. No, here, tell you
don't lay one finger on that baby. If she fall
like you even reach and grabs the war.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
You tell them no means no.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Yeah, I mean no. No means no, you don't want
to touch and uh in public? No, she goes fall
off that curb, it's in public. Let her fall.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I don't know who you're on anymore. Lisa, have a
good day.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
I you too, honey.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
The Alabama Show on demands free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Are you gonna go see your girlfriend after work today?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Not today, but I am going to see her this weekend?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Okay? Good, Well, we're done.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Anything you missed on the show, download the free iHeartRadio app.
Look up the Alabama Show on demand. More chances to
hundred thousand dollars are on the way, So keep listening
for that and we'll see you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
We've all got issues. Thankfully, she does too. Welcome looking
through the Alabama show.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay, we're going through my boo basket.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Okay, our coworker, Oh, she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And I already have these.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Our coworker down the hall megging me and her get
each other boo baskets every year, and I gave her
hers and she gave me mine today. But last year,
I remember I had been boozled. That was how that
game came about. She put it in my boo basket.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes, I remember. That's coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm trying to find something you can try.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh, candy corn?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, okay, do you.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Like candy corn?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It's all right, we'll eat that on the air anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Ooh, dog treats? You want to try that?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I do not thank you, though, I got some treats
for you today. You got a whole lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh good, there's a phone. There's a halloween. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
We're going to figure out what I can torture you
with out of this, well, good luck.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Have you ever made a boo basket?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Nope, never made one, never got one. I just I've
never even heard of it until I started working here.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Should we make each other boo baskets for halloweeny oh
my god. Yes, Like, if you make them for a
girl like your girlfriend, you would put like halloween slippers
in there and some candy and some cute decorations. But
if me and you make each other boo baskets, this
could be fun.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It'll be interesting. We'll give each other a budget of
like fifteen.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Dollars, okay, fifteen, Yeah, let's do twenty five, twenty five,
twenty okay, I'll meet you in the middle, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
We'll do that at some point.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Hey, good morning, Thank you for listening to the show
on the way. If you're a delivery driver at seven o'clock,
you definitely want to hear the story that's coming. Also,
what the hell headlines Crazy things people are doing in
the news at six fifteen fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But good morning, thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Is what the hell headlines What the Hell? On the
Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
A stolen gas station dinosaur statue just got returned with
an apology note.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So it makes you think they need it for something.
How did they get it too?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It was a fifty pound fiberglass dinosaur named Claire from
Sinclair Gas in La I returned it with a note
that said, I'm sorry for stealing Claire. Please do not
press charges. Listen to the owner of the gas station.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You'll never believe it. I said, what's going on? She says,
Claire's home. Somebody's scared that they're gonna be found out.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Are you going to press John?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Absolutely not. I'm just glad that Claire's at home. Why
Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Good morning, Tracy. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I gotta go drab stuff off my parents out one
left in my building.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay, what are you taking your parents?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, well, you were being such a great daughter. Tracy.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Are you calling to play Super Easy Trivia?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I am all right, girl.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Let's get you these Chris Brown tickets. Producer Blake is
your lifeline?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Are you ready? Question number one?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Tracy, what is the name of the galaxy that we
live in the galaxy?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's a candy bar Mars. Okay, you want to use
you want to use Producer Blake? Yeah, it was the
Milky Way. We live in the Milky Way.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh, okay, Super hard Trivia, Tracy. Next one, who was
the first man on the moon?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm strong that would be Neil Armstrong.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Correct and last one for the wind Tracy, what is
a group of fish called?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh if you need producer Blake. You went to this
as a child. That's not going to help.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's the worst.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I can't think of the name. That's the worst.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Time study there.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You used to study there as a child.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
School it's a school, Tracy.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Congratulations?
Speaker 6 (04:25):
You want say brazy trivia?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It's three things you need to know.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
This Saturday at George Ward Park, there's going to be
a tournament. It's Kickball and Kicked Drugs hosted by Active
Recovery Outreach. There's going to be vendors and stuff. It's
open to the public. I'll be there, Come hang out.
Let's celebrate sobriety and recovery. That's this Saturday at George
Ward Park. Dolly Parton is not dying.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Have you seen this all thing that so many people thought.
Here's what happened.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Dolly canceled her Vegas shows because she has some health
issues to deal with her sister. A few days ago,
asked everyone for prayers since she was up all night
praying for her sister Dolly, which made it sound like
Dolly was basically on her deathbed.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So everybody started freaking out.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So yesterday Dolly had to go to Instagram and post
a video while she's at.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
The Grand Ole Opry recording a commercial. Listen to this.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I want you to know that I'm okay. There're just
a lot of rumors flying around, but I figured if
you heard it from me, you'd know that I was okay. Yeah,
And her sister went back and was like, I didn't
mean she was real bad. I just thanks for the prayer.
Like her sister back pedaled. She has kidney stones. That's
the problem. It's kidney stones. That's it. Thanks Dolly's sister.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
We're glad that you're okay, Tolly.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
And the next Door Treat Map has just returned to
help plan trick or treat routes. So from now until
October thirty, first, neighbors can drop pins showing if they're
handing out candy or showing off like if they have
really good hallow decorations.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You can add photos, and.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You can even add notes about what kind of candy
you're handing out, like if you've got king sized bars.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
If you got the good candy, go put it on
that next door app. So anyway, it's on the next
door app.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Go if you want people, if you want trick or
treaters come to your house, put it there. And then
if you want to plan your route, you can go there.
That's three things you need to know. More at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
If you're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I just realized that delivery drivers probably see the craziest
things all over town, Like they know everybody's secrets.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I feel like they've got their own little groups going like,
oh look what I've found this weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I'm Alabama with producer Blake. Listen to what happened.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So I pull up in my driveway yesterday. Yeah, and
you know I live in the middle of nowhere and.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I have a farm. Yes, correct.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
All of my peacocks were in the road at the
foot of my driveway, all of them, all ten of
my peacocks. Some of them were across the street. Some
of them were crossing the road to come back. So
I pull into my driveway and get out of my
car to try to herd them. And behind me is
a FedEx truck and there's a guy driving and a
(07:13):
girl in the passenger side and they're sitting there.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
They can't go because.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
The peacocks are trying to cross the road, and I'm like,
they're mine, They're on It's okay, I got it. And
the guy starts laughing at me, and you can see
the girl dying laughing, and so I was like, hang on.
So I try to run around and try to get
them to like run back up my driveway and get
out of the neighborhood. No, they disperse, they go everywhere,
(07:40):
and I look back at the truck and both of
the FedEx drivers at this.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Point are rolling.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
They are laughing so hard they are rolling, and I
just looked at the guy. I was like, I really
thought that these were a good idea to get his pets.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And he's like, how are you gonna get them back
in the house. I said, I don't know how. I'm
gonna drive up and shake some food. We'll see.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
They started crossing the road again, and he starts trying
to roll to wherever his delivery is and I was like.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Don't I hit my peacocks. He goes, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Anyway, that was my day, but I realized FedEx drivers,
any any delivery driver's mailman, Amazon anybody, anybody who delivers
in food delivery, y'all see some crazy stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I feel like they'd have to because you just roll
up at random times. People do you random things at
random toimes?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh yeah, you ever had somebody deliver a package and
you're walking around your house naked?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Uh? Close? Yeah, I was singing you know that Tom
Cruise song, and oh yeah, I was doing something similar
to that. And he rolls up the clear window.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Looking right in at me. Call the show. If you're
a delivery driver, what's.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
The weirdest thing you've seen? If you were the delivery
driver that saw me and my peacocks, call the show, please.
They were rolling. I'm surprised. I'm not on the internet.
Eight three three five oh one Bama. That's eight three
three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Show fun to me, It's amazing free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Andrew, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
How are you doing.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'm good, okay, buddy.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Have you either been a delivery driver or has a
delivery driver called you doing something weird?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I had a delivery driver caught me doing something weird.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What were you doing?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
I was peeing behind my race.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Car and he walked over the big TV. Did you
go to the house and here's the bathroom?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
I just heard something and I was like, uh, I'm sorry,
I can't stop.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
And he's like, I'll give you a minute. And he's
stood there and held the TV till.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
I got done.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Oh, tell me your redneck without telling me your redneck.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Oh, it's it is quite the rouge color.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
is one to.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Men eight three three five one.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Bama is the number to call the show Katie, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Are you a delivery driver?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I drive a school bus?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Even better, what's the weirdest thing on your route?
Speaker 7 (10:04):
A lady walks her chicken or a leash man?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
These calls, these are my kind of people, like is
it a rooster? Is it a hen? Is it flying? No,
it's just a hen. Have you talked to her? Did
the kids see it?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Yeah, yeah, they're kind of used to it.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I guess. Have y'all come up with a nickname for
the lady in her chicken?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
I mean I'm sure the kids have.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Is she just walking down the side of the road
on a leash?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Like in her yard like she puts a little like
a harness on it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's amazing. I have so many questions. I want to
know so many things. I'm gonna need to know what
county this is in. Is it Black County? Well, it
could be me. You've been seeing Alabama as you drive
the bus.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Where do you live at Alabama?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh? At Black County? That's all we're gonna say. But
it ain't me with the chicken on the lash, I
promise yet. Now, if you see me with the peacock
on a leash, that's definitely me.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Now I do know a girl who has a pet peacock,
So you know too.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
O Katie, I love you, Thank you for calling. You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
We're talking about funny things you see as a delivery driver.
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
of landing Good morning. Are you a delivery driver or
has somebody delivered to you while you were doing something funny?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
No, man, I'm a delivery driver.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I worked for the post office landed. What's the craziest
thing on your route?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
A cussing parrot? No?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Why does he yell at you every time you drop
off a package? Every time you drop off a package it.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Here's me step on the porch. It'll actually bart like
a dog and then cuss and tell me to get
off the porch.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I want to meet the owners. Have you ever met
the people that live there?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Yes, ma'am. They're very wild. They have a couple other
exotic animals, like a peacock, and they do rescue dogs
and animals. So it's always a trip.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Sounds like my kind of people.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Is that Alabama?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Oh, yes, it's better. It's Walk County.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I love it. That's right up the road. Hey, thank
you for calling.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Yes, ma'am, You'll have a great day.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Is what the Hell headlines?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
What the Hell?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
On the Alabama show.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
A man got arrested for his Halloween decorations.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Why did he put up like an actual person or something?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
He put up bodies that looked like local officials.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It was a man in Kentucky. Listened to one of.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
The local officials, Eddie, talking about what happened.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
At first, I didn't know what to think about it
because I actually drove by and seeing it in his yard,
and I'm thinking, wow, you know, that's kind of.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Harsh, like basically like people who work for the city.
This guy put like bodies of them.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That's Halloween decorations in his yard.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
That's an actual threat.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It's three things you need to know you with the Alabama.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Chick fil A is going to open their one hundredth
location in Alabama and Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
One one hundredth oh yeah, one hundred Chick fil As
in Alabama.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Officially, it's part of a new seventy five million dollar
development at the Chelsea Plaza.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
It's going to be a little bit of a weight though.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It's going to take eighteen to twenty four months to complete.
So if another Chick fil A is built in between
now and when that one's done, then it'll be one
hundred and first, I'd better get to a Russia or Tega.
Just launch new cheese At flavored taco shells, Buddy.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
I'd be down.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It's basically a cheese At cracker as a taco shell.
You can get them now nationwide at Target and others
select retailers. Then it's going to be pushed out to
more grocery stores in a few months. They're blowing up
on social media right now, so if you go to
get one, don't be surprised if they are sold out
and Taylor Swift is now shutting down rumors she's going
to quit music after she marries Iras Keltzy. Apparently, fans
(14:02):
think that she's going to focus on getting married and
having kids because one of her songs about Travis says
she wants to have like a whole neighborhood of kids
with them to the lot and people are like, Oh,
she's gonna quit music and get married. They think that
the life of the show Girl is her final performance.
Taylor says, this is a shockingly offensive thing to say,
and people don't get married so that they can quit
(14:24):
their jobs. Although, if there's a sugar daddy listening to
the show, I would like to have the option if
it's available. She said.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
She loves being with Travis because he loves what she does.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Also, if there's a sugar daddy listening to the show,
I love that you love what I do, But I
would like to have the option available.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Call me your solicitous crazy a.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Sweet things you need to know more at the Alabama
Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You're listening to The Alabama Show on demand eight three.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Three five oh one.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
BEMA is the number to call the show Keltsey, Good morning, do.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You have some good news.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Oh my goodness, my daughter has a severe hamangioma on
her arm that she's like going to treatment. And we've
been going to Nashville from Birmingham, okay, the entire first
year of her life. And we went like a couple
of weeks ago, and they took her off like all
the medicines and they said that it's doing so good
(15:15):
that she should be like it should just disappear within a.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Little bit of show.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I know that's got to be a relief. You said
this was since she was born, So how long has
that been.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Yeah, Like it's like this big red birthmark that like
can it's extra blood vessels and it could get so
swollen that it's like bust open.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
On your God, how old your daughter?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
So she just turned one in August, so she's like
fourteen months.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Okay, man, Well that is great news. Good for you.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I'm sure that's a relief for you also, So bless you.
That's great news. Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Well, thank you all so much.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
You have a good day.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's free on the iHeart you.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
At Here's another episode of What Stupid Thing did Producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
New to make his girlfriend mad? There's a long list.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show I'm Alabama with
producer Blake. Producer Blake is the annoying guy who hasn't
proposed to his girlfriend yet.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
She's just, what's going on when you do? What's the
rule that you have?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I'm no longer allowed to help my girlfriend shop for things?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Why what were you doing when you'll want shopping together?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I could see this. I I there's a lot.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I keep suggesting things that she says, stop suggesting?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
What what are you doing? Where were y'all shopping at?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
We were shopping at a discount store and I see
these outfits.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I'm like, this would.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Look good on you, and she's like, stop bringing these
to me?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
What kind of outfits?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
You know? The fun ones?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
You're waking.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
You're like a little kid that just goes in ping
pongs all over the store and comes running back to
your girlfriend going mommy, mommy, look at this.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Yeah. But she it's worse because we're in like a
public place and I will go grab these outfits from
far away and I'll bring it back and be like,
we try this on, We try this on.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I be embarrassed to be in public with you too.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
You already are.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
So what did she finally say when y'all got in
the cards? She y'all let you go. You're not allowed
to go shopping anymore, She.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Said, you're no longer allowed to go with me anywhere
When I need to buy stuff that's serious.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
She said, you can't. You can't say serious.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
For ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I said, yeah, what about it? Bless your girlfriend? Well,
she chose this.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
You better ask her to marry you before she decides
to get out. Call the show if you have this
issue when you're shopping.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number
to call the show, Lisa, Good Morning producer Blake's girlfriend
won't let him.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Go shopping with her anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Do you hate.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Shopping with people?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
God bless them?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
No?
Speaker 6 (18:02):
So I hate to stop. When before my husband died
he bought everything, He even bought my own clothes. I
hate hate to stop.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Okay, so, but what did he do?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Give me one weird thing that you get? What's one?
What's one reason? Just one reason that your girlfriend won't
let you go shopping anymore.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I keep picking up clothes I think would look good
on her.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
And.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
So he's trying to get her to wear saucy stuff.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Well, okay, let that girl alone. You're gonna be lucky
if she marries you. You rep and the whole thing
with she don't want to touch me and stuggle. I'm
(19:01):
just gonna keep doing it more. No, here, tell you
don't lay one finger on that baby. If she fall
like you even reach and grabs the war.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
You tell them no means no.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Yeah, I mean no. No means no, you don't want
to touch and uh in public? No, she goes fall
off that curb, it's in public. Let her fall.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I don't know who you're on anymore. Lisa, have a
good day.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
I you too, honey.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
The Alabama Show on demands free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Are you gonna go see your girlfriend after work today?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Not today, but I am going to see her this weekend?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Okay? Good, Well, we're done.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Anything you missed on the show, download the free iHeartRadio app.
Look up the Alabama Show on demand. More chances to
hundred thousand dollars are on the way, So keep listening
for that and we'll see you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
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