November 21, 2025 • 20 mins
Sarah keeps scaring dates off by asking them the one question that should never be asked in today's Ask Alabama. Producer Blake is going to a wedding in a barn and doesn't know what to wear. When you are cooking turkey, you must remember the three T's in 3 Things You NEED To Know. PLUS, Super Easy Trivia and What The Hell Headlines HERE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When you listen, it's like you're swiping right the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We did it, We did it.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Are you ready for next week? Will be Thanksgiving week?
Are you going Black Friday shopping next week?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
That is the plan. I've got to set my plans
in motion.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Are you going to your girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
And the night before we're going to my family's.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Are you gonna come see my friend's family that wants
to me for Thanksgiving next week?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
I apparently not because I had got told we were
going to Georgia.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What about before?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
We're leaving at like eight in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
What day Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't need you on Thanksgiving Day? What about Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
What time Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I'm leaving right at like what about Tuesday? Tuesday's probably
your best bet of getting me at any place.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'll just get you another time. Christmas break too, A
happy Friday. We're just ready for the weekend. Hey, thank
you for listening on the way crazy things people are
doing in the news. What the hell headlines? What else
we got Ask Alabama? We do have Ask Alabama seven o'clock.
If you ever have an issue you need help with
we can't help, but other people like to call it
and give you better advice than week.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
If you listen to us, you're in trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Absolutely and more. You can call anytime that eight three
three five one Bama is the number. A good morning,
it's what.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
The hell headlines?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What the hell are you talking about? On the Alabama Show,
a man jumped on top of a car to get
away from a runaway goat.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What a couple of days ago?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
This was Daylan Scott. I don't want to offend you,
but a lot of people thought that that was a
girl scream when you jumped up on that car. What
do you gotta think for yourself? I mean he's scared,
he's scared female autumn. So basically, a goat got loose.
(02:04):
A guy got on a car and Detroit screaming from it.
The video got posted on social media and it went viral.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
This is crazy, super easy trivia with the Yelabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's gonna be good. I saw you today, producer Blake, Okay,
let's do it. Also, if you still want to win
this one hundred and fifty dollars gift card to dirty
Hippie Investavia called the show eight three three five producer
Blake is gonna win for you. It's all geography today. Okay,
what is the largest state in the United States? Alaska
(02:36):
by land area? That would be it Alaska. The Amazon River?
Question number two okay, primarily runs through what country?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Oh is a.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Whole separate river? Where is the Amazon River? What country?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Afric Africa?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, that's that's the Nile.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It's south of America.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
What country?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh, it's in starts with the B Brazil.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Good job. Oh, this is fine. I like this. Oh
all right, I'll give you an easy one. What state
is called the Sunshine State?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It'll be Florida.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That would be it. Let's do one more for funzies. Okay,
what's the capital of Canada?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Montreal?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Wrong?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
What capital of Canada?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Ottawa? Anyway? Congratulations, you wont call the show a three
three five oh one Bama.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's three things you need to know a show.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Don't forget to go to glow Wild. It starts this
weekend on Saturday. They have all kinds of different like lanterns,
animal lanterns. It's a really cool magical experience. So if
you want to go, start Saturday, runs select nights through
January fourth, Butterball wants you to remember the three t's
for Thanksgiving, Turkey, turkey.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And turkey.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, here are the things. Thaw. How long do you
need to thaw your turkey because some turkeys take days
to thaw days. Yes, depending on how big it is.
You need to take it out and put it in
your fridge now, so I remember thawing. That's ta number
one tea number two thermometer. You need to meet thermometer
because it's really the only way you can check to
(04:35):
make sure your turkey is cooked.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
And then the last one is the two hour rule.
You take the turkey out of the oven, carve it,
and put it in the fridge so it can cool down.
All within two hours observing. Okay, take it out of
the oven within two hours and carbon put it in
the fridge.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And here's the new thing. Amazon is selling used cars.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I saw it. That is so cool.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
They just partner with Ford to sell certified pre owned
cars online. It's not just a link to a dealership.
It's really on Amazon. So you can look at the cars,
work out the financing, and do everything through Amazon Autos.
But you do have to schedule to pick up. They
won't deliver it to your house.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You have to go get it.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, there's no prime delivery, but there's a like it's
they partner with local dealership so it'll be close to you.
But you pick it up. You just don't have to
deal with the salespeople with what car somebody's going to
drive you. That's three things you need to know. More
at The Alabama Show dot com, The.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
If you're mad about something, now's the time to call
the show and we'll do our best to help you.
Eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number, Sarah,
Good morning. What's your issue for? Ask Alabama? Who are
you mad at?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
I'm not at dating?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
What's going on? What's what's your dating life like right now?
Are you on the app?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh gosh, dating is so frustrating these days. I don't
know what is wrong with men. Sorry to say it,
but it's like commitment has just completely gone out the window.
The second that you even mentioned God's a bid. You mentioned,
you know, I think one day I'd like to get
married and have a family. They run for the hills.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Are they guys that you're meeting on dating apps?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Yeah they are. How else are you meeting people? Nobody's
meeting people in real life anymore, so you're like stuck
to having to use these apps and I don't understand,
like what happened to it?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, it does seem like all of the guys on
the apps are here for hookups. So I feel like
the best way to meet somebody is in person. But
I'm like you, like, where do you do it? You
gotta go to like, yeah, join a hobby club or something,
go bowling or hear.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Me out, I go to church.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
That's one go to The place is that you would
expect those hookup culture people to be right?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Have you met somebody recently that you said you wanted
to get married? Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Yeah, I mean I can tell when I'm on a
first date, Like I can just tell, And gosh, I'm
even afraid to even bring that up on a first
date anymore because I'm so afraid that the guy is
going to freak out.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, now I think we're getting to the root of
the issue. Are you saying you want to get married
on the very first.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Date most of the time?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
I wait, But then even if I get into that
on like date two or three, which I do think
is important to bring up. You need to make sure
that you're aligned.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Are you telling them that you want to have kids too?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
When I'm saying that about what I'm looking for? Yeah,
I am, because I you know, I'm not a spring chicken.
And if we're not aligned on the state on the
things that we want, I'd rather know.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But our clocks tick y'alls don't produce their Blake exactly. Well,
how are you.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Bringing it up? Do you bring it up?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
What are the things you dream of? That's why I
like to, you know, like instead of just point blank
being like, would you want to get married? Do you
want to have kids?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Now?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I sensitively bring it up.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You know, let's see if we can get some advice
for you, because look, producer Blake brings up fortnite on
his first date with his girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
To be fair, I was talking about way less interesting
stuff on our first date.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Call the show. Are you in the dating world? And
how long do you wait before you start talking about
marriage and kids when you're dating somebody new? That's eight
three three five oh one two two six'. Two you were.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Listening to The Alabama show home on.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Demand sarah hates dating because she keeps bringing up marriage
and then guys run and she doesn't know what to.
Do call the show eight three three five oh, One
bama is the, Number, Chris good. Morning when do you
think you should start talking about marriage when you're dating somebody?
New all?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
RIGHT i think you need to wait at least three.
Dates and here's. Why you need to figure out whether
you like this person or. Not because if you can
bring it up on the first date and they're really into,
you and you realize you're not into, them then you
might have a. Problem you want to wait until you
like this person before you start bringing up all that.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Stuff i'll be very. Honest i've started Watching love Is
blind On, netflix and some of these people it's like
they don't even care about the person that they're. Marrying
they just want to get. Married and to, me that's
kind of missing the point of.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Marriage that's scary in.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Itself, well and that's the thing that worries you if
that person is bringing it up too, early especially from
a guy's, perspective, right because if, you especially once you
reach a certain, age if you're dating a woman and
it feels like she doesn't care about who you.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Are she just wants to get the. Ring that's a. Problem,
absolutely that's what cares guys.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Away, chris thank you for.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Calling, hey thanks for having.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Me if you are listening to The Alabama show on.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Demand eight three three FIVE o, One bama is the
number to call the. Show, ty good. Morning how long
do you think you should wait before you start talking
about marriage and kids when you're dating somebody? New so.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
Listen it's hard to. SAY i Watched Lover's blind two
AND i, agree you, know with the three days and
things like, That BUT i wanted to chime in on
something that is kind of. Controversial but in my experience
in the black, community we bring so much of our
life passed into the dating world that it's hard for
(10:28):
us to just live in the moment and date and
really look at the person for who they. Are we
want To we think we got to know them one hundred,
percent and that's what keeps it so. Long like you
see somebody maybe waiting five years or three years or
whatever in eight nine. YEARS i got a friend that
waited nine years and now she's. Divorced that is it's
(10:50):
a long freaking, time and for us it might not
be just. Us but there are certain people who think
that they're gonna know this person inside and out instead
of just what is it? Enough WHAT i know?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Enough?
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Right and then it's just like every little thing you
do is like a red flag and nobody knew it
and you are like a, professional engaged.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Person, well and ALSO i think there's a lot to
say for, women like we literally are on a time
crunch because after a certain age we can't have kids,
anymore and men can just keep procreating.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Forever, Yes AND i think that's why when people are,
older they can, say, hey let's do, this because they
already know some of that stuff on that checklist is
a rap and not getting.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
It, YEAH i love, YOU i love y'all.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Is what the? Hell headlines on The alabama.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
SHOW a business that Hired santa had no clue that
he actually killed his wife years.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Ago what? Hell excuse?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Me WHAT i? SAID a guy Named robert was supposed
to Play santa for a Business, washington but then was
revealed to have unalived his wife in twenty. Eleven he
has since been asked not to come on to the.
Property listen to.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
This people aren't.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Aware here's a perfect example they're not.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
AWARE i don't blame them at.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
ALL i couldn't imagine a child sitting on a murderer's.
LAP i would not want that for my.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Child and we totally agree with. THAT i, mean we
didn't know his past on behalf of my parents who
run this. Establishment they just want to apologize for any. Misconceptions.
Why it's three things you need to know you with the.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
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by so they get to where they're going By. Christmas,
okay US usps ground By december, Seventeenth First class By december,
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Speaker 1 (12:52):
Later THAN i.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
THOUGHT i thought it was gonna be Like december.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
First, yeah because so many. PEOPLE i would mail it
earlier just to be. Sure but those are the cut off.
Dates cold weather makes us. Hungrier do you know.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
That that makes? Sense you're trying to warm up.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Inside, Yeah and here are the things to fight off the.
Hunger so if you don't want to put on unwanted,
weight especially For thanksgiving next, week spice up your. Meals
if you add spice to, it it makes you feel fuller.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
BETTER i love.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Spice eat some dark. CHOCOLATE i like this one because
the bitter tells your body it's time to start. Eating
i'll eat dark chocolate all. Day anything seventy percent or,
above you're. Good. Ugh drink a lot of. Water if
you drink a big class of water thirty minutes before,
eating that should also. Help that's so hard to.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
DO i love water.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Too, yeah and here are five ways to volunteer On.
Thanksgiving if you want to give. Back instead of everybody
thinks of the soup, kitchen you could sign up for a.
Shift a shift at a soup, kitchen which is number.
One everybody thinks about. That but here's another one THAT
i really. Like send a letter to a wounded soldier
through The Wounded Warrior. Project OH i love. That. Yep
volunteer at a nursing. Home, okay there's elderly people who
(14:00):
probably may not have family come visit. Them deliver meals
to seniors who cannot leave their.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
HOUSE i also like that.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
One and the last one my personal, favorite saving animal
either foster one or.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Adopt, yeah you could do, That.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Producer blake will. Not that's three things you need to
know more at The Alabama show dot.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Com See Alabama show. Me it's free on The iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Eight three three five oh. One bana is the number
to call the. Show we love to hear your good.
News if you're ever celebrating. Anything, steve good, morning what's
going on in your? Life you got some good. News
how's your wife?
Speaker 9 (14:35):
Doing my wife is doing. Great, well we're going on
five years.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Sober that is awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
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Speaker 7 (14:48):
GREAT i mean we completely did the three sheets in
our lives AND i cannot be.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
More, LOOK i love that AND i always tell people
who are going through. Sobriety you, know my mother to,
addiction AND i know how hard that journey can, be
but there is a way. Out AND i am proud
of you if nobody has told you, Today and thank
you for sharing your story because you give other people.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Hope, yes, ma'am thank you so.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
MUCH i listened all every, morning all my way to.
Work you were listening To The Alabama. Show the following
program is fun.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Demand Producer blake's going to a wedding with his girlfriend
and it's not going to be where they get.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Married it will not. Be, yes that is. Correct what's.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Good by the, Way thanks for listening to The Alabama.
Show I'm alabama with Producer. Blake because we're all waiting
on you to pop the freaking, question when are you
going to ask your girlfriend to marry? You we're all
sick of.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Waiting you gotta keep them ont, more get the damn.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Ring what's going? On she's going to be in a.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Wedding, yeah she's a bridesmaid and the wedding is this.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Weekend oh so it's real. Quick have you gotten your
outfit to?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Wear?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
YEAH i don't.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Know no one's told me what to.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Wear not A hawaiian.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Shirt it doesn't say No hawaiian. SHIRTS i didn't even
get an. Invite they just you're crashing. It, no they
said at least you can bring your plus, one, Okay
and so she was, like you want to?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
GO i, said do you, Yes i'll? Go of.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Course how are you going to feel watching your girlfriend
walk down the aisle with another guy while she's being a.
Bridesmaid i'll get up and push.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
HIM i don't. Care it doesn't as long as she
doesnt kiss him on the, Stage i'm.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Good, well they don't do. That that's not that's not
what Happens.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I'm just saying that would be the one Thing i'd be.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Like But i'm wondering BECAUSE i have a feeling she
wants to marry, you, right.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
That's from WHAT i can.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Tell, yes she. Has she did a couple of. Times
because when you start going to, weddings it's wedding, season
and you start going to weddings together as a. Couple
usually the girls always, Like, okay we need to be.
Next when are you gonna?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Finow she doesn't think like.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
THAT i don't know her thought process on. It she's just,
like we'll get. Married when we get, married do you
like to catch the?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Bouquet?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
No she won't get out in front of a. Crowd
have you ever been to a wedding?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Together, yeah a, Couple, okay.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Not, many but a.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Few.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah BUT i don't know how to react because this
wedding is in a.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Barn just some.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Barn, oh cowboy, boots some khakis and a button up.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
SHIRT i won't be wearing.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Kegas a'll wear blue. Jeans that's what it feels right
at a. BARN i don't see her. Dress, no she
said it's going to be a. SURPRISE i, said what is?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
It?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Fan but, oh so nobody's town in for a standard
or not barn. Wedding somebody call Producer blake can help,
them because you will show up in A hawaiian shirt and,
JEANS i.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Will yes in my, boots will be literally it because
no one has said.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
A order to do. That because she's going to be
dressed up all. NICE i think you go get a
suit because she's going to be dressed up really, nice
and she's going to want to take photos with, you
and you want to match. Her you don't want to
let her show up in this beautiful bride'smaid's dress and
then you come walking up in some jeans and some
boots looking like a.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Scrub she knew what she knew what she was getting.
Into that's her. Energy i'll match the. VIBE i ain't
mentioned this color.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Coordinated do you even know what color dress she's?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Wearing no.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Know what it said a word to. Me they just
said the wedding.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Is, sunday AND i, said, okay that's ALL i want to.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Be there in the. Bar don't wear a. Hat it's
a barn. Wedding don't wear a. Hat i've seen your.
Hat you got old grandpa gardening wick her. Hat don't
you tear wear, pat.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
That's just good.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
True that's a barn all the.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Show somebody please help Producer. Blake eight three three five
oh One bama is the. Number that's eight three three
FIVE o one two two six.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Two you were listening to The alabama show On.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Man eight three three five One bama is the number
to call the. Show Ra so are you calling about
what Producer blake needs to wear at the?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Wedding?
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Uh no jeans and A hawaiian. SHIRT i don't, think thank.
You Maybe kaki's in a polo's, that but depends on
what one it.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
IS i don't think he even owns a. Polo Producer
blake just made a face like you have two heads
the thrift.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
Store they're three Dollars Producer. Blake oh, yeah thank you
one for?
Speaker 6 (19:17):
You or are you?
Speaker 9 (19:18):
OKAY i love?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
You ross see you know you know how to match.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
That energy exactly.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Exactly so if it's the bond A Shady, lane which
is a really nice, place the cowboy, bootre, okay but
not The jess and thank you all?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Right sounds like you've been to a lot of barn.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Weddings that's always been To.
Speaker 9 (19:39):
Wow we're out work at some of, them so so.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
ABSOLUTELY i love, You, ross thank you for calling you.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Too have a good, day.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Y'all The Alabama show on To. Men it's, amazing free
on The iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
App do you have any big plans for the?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Weekend, Yes i'm going to your?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Girlfriends?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yes Would you've already been there every day this week
and plus one more and we're.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Done, hey thank you for. Listening anything you missed on
the show, today download the Free iHeartRadio app and look
up The Alabama show on demand and we'll see You.
Monday thanks for.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Listening To The Alabama show On. Demand
When you listen, it's like you're swiping right the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We did it, We did it.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Are you ready for next week? Will be Thanksgiving week?
Are you going Black Friday shopping next week?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
That is the plan. I've got to set my plans
in motion.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Are you going to your girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
And the night before we're going to my family's.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Are you gonna come see my friend's family that wants
to me for Thanksgiving next week?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
I apparently not because I had got told we were
going to Georgia.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What about before?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
We're leaving at like eight in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
What day Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't need you on Thanksgiving Day? What about Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
What time Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I'm leaving right at like what about Tuesday? Tuesday's probably
your best bet of getting me at any place.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'll just get you another time. Christmas break too, A
happy Friday. We're just ready for the weekend. Hey, thank
you for listening on the way crazy things people are
doing in the news. What the hell headlines? What else
we got Ask Alabama? We do have Ask Alabama seven o'clock.
If you ever have an issue you need help with
we can't help, but other people like to call it
and give you better advice than week.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
If you listen to us, you're in trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Absolutely and more. You can call anytime that eight three
three five one Bama is the number. A good morning,
it's what.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
The hell headlines?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What the hell are you talking about? On the Alabama Show,
a man jumped on top of a car to get
away from a runaway goat.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What a couple of days ago?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
This was Daylan Scott. I don't want to offend you,
but a lot of people thought that that was a
girl scream when you jumped up on that car. What
do you gotta think for yourself? I mean he's scared,
he's scared female autumn. So basically, a goat got loose.
(02:04):
A guy got on a car and Detroit screaming from it.
The video got posted on social media and it went viral.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
This is crazy, super easy trivia with the Yelabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's gonna be good. I saw you today, producer Blake, Okay,
let's do it. Also, if you still want to win
this one hundred and fifty dollars gift card to dirty
Hippie Investavia called the show eight three three five producer
Blake is gonna win for you. It's all geography today. Okay,
what is the largest state in the United States? Alaska
(02:36):
by land area? That would be it Alaska. The Amazon River?
Question number two okay, primarily runs through what country?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Oh is a.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Whole separate river? Where is the Amazon River? What country?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Afric Africa?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, that's that's the Nile.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It's south of America.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
What country?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh, it's in starts with the B Brazil.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Good job. Oh, this is fine. I like this. Oh
all right, I'll give you an easy one. What state
is called the Sunshine State?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It'll be Florida.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That would be it. Let's do one more for funzies. Okay,
what's the capital of Canada?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Montreal?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Wrong?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
What capital of Canada?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Ottawa? Anyway? Congratulations, you wont call the show a three
three five oh one Bama.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's three things you need to know a show.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Don't forget to go to glow Wild. It starts this
weekend on Saturday. They have all kinds of different like lanterns,
animal lanterns. It's a really cool magical experience. So if
you want to go, start Saturday, runs select nights through
January fourth, Butterball wants you to remember the three t's
for Thanksgiving, Turkey, turkey.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And turkey.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, here are the things. Thaw. How long do you
need to thaw your turkey because some turkeys take days
to thaw days. Yes, depending on how big it is.
You need to take it out and put it in
your fridge now, so I remember thawing. That's ta number
one tea number two thermometer. You need to meet thermometer
because it's really the only way you can check to
(04:35):
make sure your turkey is cooked.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
And then the last one is the two hour rule.
You take the turkey out of the oven, carve it,
and put it in the fridge so it can cool down.
All within two hours observing. Okay, take it out of
the oven within two hours and carbon put it in
the fridge.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And here's the new thing. Amazon is selling used cars.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I saw it. That is so cool.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
They just partner with Ford to sell certified pre owned
cars online. It's not just a link to a dealership.
It's really on Amazon. So you can look at the cars,
work out the financing, and do everything through Amazon Autos.
But you do have to schedule to pick up. They
won't deliver it to your house.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You have to go get it.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, there's no prime delivery, but there's a like it's
they partner with local dealership so it'll be close to you.
But you pick it up. You just don't have to
deal with the salespeople with what car somebody's going to
drive you. That's three things you need to know. More
at The Alabama Show dot com, The.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
If you're mad about something, now's the time to call
the show and we'll do our best to help you.
Eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number, Sarah,
Good morning. What's your issue for? Ask Alabama? Who are
you mad at?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
I'm not at dating?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
What's going on? What's what's your dating life like right now?
Are you on the app?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh gosh, dating is so frustrating these days. I don't
know what is wrong with men. Sorry to say it,
but it's like commitment has just completely gone out the window.
The second that you even mentioned God's a bid. You mentioned,
you know, I think one day I'd like to get
married and have a family. They run for the hills.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Are they guys that you're meeting on dating apps?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Yeah they are. How else are you meeting people? Nobody's
meeting people in real life anymore, so you're like stuck
to having to use these apps and I don't understand,
like what happened to it?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, it does seem like all of the guys on
the apps are here for hookups. So I feel like
the best way to meet somebody is in person. But
I'm like you, like, where do you do it? You
gotta go to like, yeah, join a hobby club or something,
go bowling or hear.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Me out, I go to church.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
That's one go to The place is that you would
expect those hookup culture people to be right?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Have you met somebody recently that you said you wanted
to get married? Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Yeah, I mean I can tell when I'm on a
first date, Like I can just tell, And gosh, I'm
even afraid to even bring that up on a first
date anymore because I'm so afraid that the guy is
going to freak out.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, now I think we're getting to the root of
the issue. Are you saying you want to get married
on the very first.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Date most of the time?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
I wait, But then even if I get into that
on like date two or three, which I do think
is important to bring up. You need to make sure
that you're aligned.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Are you telling them that you want to have kids too?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
When I'm saying that about what I'm looking for? Yeah,
I am, because I you know, I'm not a spring chicken.
And if we're not aligned on the state on the
things that we want, I'd rather know.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But our clocks tick y'alls don't produce their Blake exactly. Well,
how are you.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Bringing it up? Do you bring it up?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
What are the things you dream of? That's why I
like to, you know, like instead of just point blank
being like, would you want to get married? Do you
want to have kids?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Now?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I sensitively bring it up.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You know, let's see if we can get some advice
for you, because look, producer Blake brings up fortnite on
his first date with his girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
To be fair, I was talking about way less interesting
stuff on our first date.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Call the show. Are you in the dating world? And
how long do you wait before you start talking about
marriage and kids when you're dating somebody new? That's eight
three three five oh one two two six'. Two you were.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Listening to The Alabama show home on.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Demand sarah hates dating because she keeps bringing up marriage
and then guys run and she doesn't know what to.
Do call the show eight three three five oh, One
bama is the, Number, Chris good. Morning when do you
think you should start talking about marriage when you're dating somebody?
New all?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
RIGHT i think you need to wait at least three.
Dates and here's. Why you need to figure out whether
you like this person or. Not because if you can
bring it up on the first date and they're really into,
you and you realize you're not into, them then you
might have a. Problem you want to wait until you
like this person before you start bringing up all that.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Stuff i'll be very. Honest i've started Watching love Is
blind On, netflix and some of these people it's like
they don't even care about the person that they're. Marrying
they just want to get. Married and to, me that's
kind of missing the point of.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Marriage that's scary in.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Itself, well and that's the thing that worries you if
that person is bringing it up too, early especially from
a guy's, perspective, right because if, you especially once you
reach a certain, age if you're dating a woman and
it feels like she doesn't care about who you.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Are she just wants to get the. Ring that's a. Problem,
absolutely that's what cares guys.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Away, chris thank you for.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Calling, hey thanks for having.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Me if you are listening to The Alabama show on.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Demand eight three three FIVE o, One bama is the
number to call the. Show, ty good. Morning how long
do you think you should wait before you start talking
about marriage and kids when you're dating somebody? New so.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
Listen it's hard to. SAY i Watched Lover's blind two
AND i, agree you, know with the three days and
things like, That BUT i wanted to chime in on
something that is kind of. Controversial but in my experience
in the black, community we bring so much of our
life passed into the dating world that it's hard for
(10:28):
us to just live in the moment and date and
really look at the person for who they. Are we
want To we think we got to know them one hundred,
percent and that's what keeps it so. Long like you
see somebody maybe waiting five years or three years or
whatever in eight nine. YEARS i got a friend that
waited nine years and now she's. Divorced that is it's
(10:50):
a long freaking, time and for us it might not
be just. Us but there are certain people who think
that they're gonna know this person inside and out instead
of just what is it? Enough WHAT i know?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Enough?
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Right and then it's just like every little thing you
do is like a red flag and nobody knew it
and you are like a, professional engaged.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Person, well and ALSO i think there's a lot to
say for, women like we literally are on a time
crunch because after a certain age we can't have kids,
anymore and men can just keep procreating.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Forever, Yes AND i think that's why when people are,
older they can, say, hey let's do, this because they
already know some of that stuff on that checklist is
a rap and not getting.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
It, YEAH i love, YOU i love y'all.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Is what the? Hell headlines on The alabama.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
SHOW a business that Hired santa had no clue that
he actually killed his wife years.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Ago what? Hell excuse?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Me WHAT i? SAID a guy Named robert was supposed
to Play santa for a Business, washington but then was
revealed to have unalived his wife in twenty. Eleven he
has since been asked not to come on to the.
Property listen to.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
This people aren't.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Aware here's a perfect example they're not.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
AWARE i don't blame them at.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
ALL i couldn't imagine a child sitting on a murderer's.
LAP i would not want that for my.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Child and we totally agree with. THAT i, mean we
didn't know his past on behalf of my parents who
run this. Establishment they just want to apologize for any. Misconceptions.
Why it's three things you need to know you with the.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Element here's the dates you need to mail your packages
by so they get to where they're going By. Christmas,
okay US usps ground By december, Seventeenth First class By december,
seventeenth And Priority Mail december, eighteenth And Priority Mail Express december.
Twentieth it's actually.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Later THAN i.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
THOUGHT i thought it was gonna be Like december.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
First, yeah because so many. PEOPLE i would mail it
earlier just to be. Sure but those are the cut off.
Dates cold weather makes us. Hungrier do you know.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
That that makes? Sense you're trying to warm up.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Inside, Yeah and here are the things to fight off the.
Hunger so if you don't want to put on unwanted,
weight especially For thanksgiving next, week spice up your. Meals
if you add spice to, it it makes you feel fuller.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
BETTER i love.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Spice eat some dark. CHOCOLATE i like this one because
the bitter tells your body it's time to start. Eating
i'll eat dark chocolate all. Day anything seventy percent or,
above you're. Good. Ugh drink a lot of. Water if
you drink a big class of water thirty minutes before,
eating that should also. Help that's so hard to.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
DO i love water.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Too, yeah and here are five ways to volunteer On.
Thanksgiving if you want to give. Back instead of everybody
thinks of the soup, kitchen you could sign up for a.
Shift a shift at a soup, kitchen which is number.
One everybody thinks about. That but here's another one THAT
i really. Like send a letter to a wounded soldier
through The Wounded Warrior. Project OH i love. That. Yep
volunteer at a nursing. Home, okay there's elderly people who
(14:00):
probably may not have family come visit. Them deliver meals
to seniors who cannot leave their.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
HOUSE i also like that.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
One and the last one my personal, favorite saving animal
either foster one or.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Adopt, yeah you could do, That.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Producer blake will. Not that's three things you need to
know more at The Alabama show dot.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Com See Alabama show. Me it's free on The iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Eight three three five oh. One bana is the number
to call the. Show we love to hear your good.
News if you're ever celebrating. Anything, steve good, morning what's
going on in your? Life you got some good. News
how's your wife?
Speaker 9 (14:35):
Doing my wife is doing. Great, well we're going on
five years.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Sober that is awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
News, yeah that's.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
GREAT i mean we completely did the three sheets in
our lives AND i cannot be.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
More, LOOK i love that AND i always tell people
who are going through. Sobriety you, know my mother to,
addiction AND i know how hard that journey can, be
but there is a way. Out AND i am proud
of you if nobody has told you, Today and thank
you for sharing your story because you give other people.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Hope, yes, ma'am thank you so.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
MUCH i listened all every, morning all my way to.
Work you were listening To The Alabama. Show the following
program is fun.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Demand Producer blake's going to a wedding with his girlfriend
and it's not going to be where they get.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Married it will not. Be, yes that is. Correct what's.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Good by the, Way thanks for listening to The Alabama.
Show I'm alabama with Producer. Blake because we're all waiting
on you to pop the freaking, question when are you
going to ask your girlfriend to marry? You we're all
sick of.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Waiting you gotta keep them ont, more get the damn.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Ring what's going? On she's going to be in a.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Wedding, yeah she's a bridesmaid and the wedding is this.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Weekend oh so it's real. Quick have you gotten your
outfit to?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Wear?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
YEAH i don't.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Know no one's told me what to.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Wear not A hawaiian.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Shirt it doesn't say No hawaiian. SHIRTS i didn't even
get an. Invite they just you're crashing. It, no they
said at least you can bring your plus, one, Okay
and so she was, like you want to?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
GO i, said do you, Yes i'll? Go of.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Course how are you going to feel watching your girlfriend
walk down the aisle with another guy while she's being a.
Bridesmaid i'll get up and push.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
HIM i don't. Care it doesn't as long as she
doesnt kiss him on the, Stage i'm.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Good, well they don't do. That that's not that's not
what Happens.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I'm just saying that would be the one Thing i'd be.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Like But i'm wondering BECAUSE i have a feeling she
wants to marry, you, right.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
That's from WHAT i can.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Tell, yes she. Has she did a couple of. Times
because when you start going to, weddings it's wedding, season
and you start going to weddings together as a. Couple
usually the girls always, Like, okay we need to be.
Next when are you gonna?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Finow she doesn't think like.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
THAT i don't know her thought process on. It she's just,
like we'll get. Married when we get, married do you
like to catch the?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Bouquet?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
No she won't get out in front of a. Crowd
have you ever been to a wedding?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Together, yeah a, Couple, okay.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Not, many but a.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Few.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah BUT i don't know how to react because this
wedding is in a.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Barn just some.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Barn, oh cowboy, boots some khakis and a button up.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
SHIRT i won't be wearing.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Kegas a'll wear blue. Jeans that's what it feels right
at a. BARN i don't see her. Dress, no she
said it's going to be a. SURPRISE i, said what is?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
It?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Fan but, oh so nobody's town in for a standard
or not barn. Wedding somebody call Producer blake can help,
them because you will show up in A hawaiian shirt and,
JEANS i.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Will yes in my, boots will be literally it because
no one has said.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
A order to do. That because she's going to be
dressed up all. NICE i think you go get a
suit because she's going to be dressed up really, nice
and she's going to want to take photos with, you
and you want to match. Her you don't want to
let her show up in this beautiful bride'smaid's dress and
then you come walking up in some jeans and some
boots looking like a.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Scrub she knew what she knew what she was getting.
Into that's her. Energy i'll match the. VIBE i ain't
mentioned this color.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Coordinated do you even know what color dress she's?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Wearing no.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Know what it said a word to. Me they just
said the wedding.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Is, sunday AND i, said, okay that's ALL i want to.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Be there in the. Bar don't wear a. Hat it's
a barn. Wedding don't wear a. Hat i've seen your.
Hat you got old grandpa gardening wick her. Hat don't
you tear wear, pat.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
That's just good.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
True that's a barn all the.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Show somebody please help Producer. Blake eight three three five
oh One bama is the. Number that's eight three three
FIVE o one two two six.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Two you were listening to The alabama show On.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Man eight three three five One bama is the number
to call the. Show Ra so are you calling about
what Producer blake needs to wear at the?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Wedding?
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Uh no jeans and A hawaiian. SHIRT i don't, think thank.
You Maybe kaki's in a polo's, that but depends on
what one it.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
IS i don't think he even owns a. Polo Producer
blake just made a face like you have two heads
the thrift.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
Store they're three Dollars Producer. Blake oh, yeah thank you
one for?
Speaker 6 (19:17):
You or are you?
Speaker 9 (19:18):
OKAY i love?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
You ross see you know you know how to match.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
That energy exactly.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Exactly so if it's the bond A Shady, lane which
is a really nice, place the cowboy, bootre, okay but
not The jess and thank you all?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Right sounds like you've been to a lot of barn.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Weddings that's always been To.
Speaker 9 (19:39):
Wow we're out work at some of, them so so.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
ABSOLUTELY i love, You, ross thank you for calling you.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Too have a good, day.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Y'all The Alabama show on To. Men it's, amazing free
on The iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
App do you have any big plans for the?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Weekend, Yes i'm going to your?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Girlfriends?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yes Would you've already been there every day this week
and plus one more and we're.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Done, hey thank you for. Listening anything you missed on
the show, today download the Free iHeartRadio app and look
up The Alabama show on demand and we'll see You.
Monday thanks for.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Listening To The Alabama show On. Demand
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