December 5, 2025 • 23 mins
Peyton's boyfriend, who lives with her, wants to have one of his friend's move in even though Peyton disagrees in today's Ask Alabama. Alabama needs help writing an essay and wants people to write one based off of their problems. Taylor Swift bought someone out of their wedding venue in 3 Things You NEED To Know. PLUS, Super Easy Trivia and What The Hell Headlines HERE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You know what, I know, I'm ending that because you
know what, we're twenty days away from Christmas officially as
of today.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's today.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Today is the fifth Oh my god, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Go on? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I just wanted to rock in Christmas. I'm ready for Santa.
I'm ready for presents. I'm ready for milk and cookies.
I'm ready for some magic. I need some Christmas miracles.
Rock out this weekend with my Christmas lights. I wish
I knew how to do the Christmas lights like people do,
where it's synced up to trance Iberian orchestra.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
That'd be so cool.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh, I think I figured that out.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
I haven't tested it yet to see if I know
how to do it, but I tested it on my mouse. Okay,
but if there's a fires, my fault.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Because I live in a log cabin, I also.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Come up like that.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Anyway, Good morning, Happy Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I just wanted to say it's almost Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's almost there, twenty days.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
We're gonna have a good day today. Hey, thank you
for being here.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Call the show.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What's your good News eight three thirty five O one Bama.
If you're celebrating anything. Also, good morning, just thanks for
listening to us.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
On the Alabama Show?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
A bird flew into a reporter's face while doing a
news segment.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Why you needed just fifteen seconds of fame?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Listen to this? Yeah, oh my god, my eye.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Thirty two year old Jessica Tyson in New Zealand was
doing a news broadcast a bird.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Flew into her face.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Now the video has gone viral and she said from
now on she will only do indoor reporting.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
That's a smart eye idea.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Why Super Easy Trivia with the Yella Mama.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Shall eight three three five O one Bama is the
number to call the show to play Super Easy Trivia.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Lindsay, good morning. What are you doing right now? I'm
headed to work. Where do you work? What do you do?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I work at an oral surgery office?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh girl? How many stressed out people do you see
a day?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Quite a few?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I bet oral surgery is a little stressful, okay, Lindsay?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You want to win tickets to Glow Wild at the
Birmingham Zoo.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I do yes.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
All right, let's play super easy trivia.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'll ask the questions producer Blake is your lifeline. Here
is question number one? How many colors are in the rainbow?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Seven?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Seven would be seven? Correct? Did you just say six? Seven?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Somebody in their cars yelling it because I said it? Okay,
Next one, moving on, Sorry about that, lindsay what color
is spinach?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Grain? Is correct?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
And last one for the wind?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
What color are the spots on lady Bugs?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Black?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Black? Is great? Congratulations?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You just want super eazy trivia. It's three things you
need to know with the e Do you know that
there was a movie filmed in Birmingham and it debuted
on Lifetime last night?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
No, well it did, and it's on Lifetime now. It's
called Do You Fear What I Fear? It's a Christmas
themed mystery thriller where the main character, Claire, starts getting
text from a secret Santa and then eerie holiday decorations
appear in her apartment.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So okay, that's kind of creepy.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I know if you want to watch it, it's on Lifetime.
I'm in Do you hear what I Know?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Do you Fear What I fear get it from the
Christmas ondes you okay? Anyway, Taylor Swift may have bought
her wedding date from another bride oh no. Reportedly, Taylor
Swift wanted to book a venue in Rhode Island for
June thirteenth for her wedding, but another couple already had it,
so she paid them to change their date. If you
didn't know, thirteen is Taylor Swift's favorite number. The New
(04:21):
York Post reports that Taylor wants to marry Travis on
June thirteenth of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
How much she paid the couple for that date, but
you know, if Taylor Swift is paying.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
You off, it was a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
It had to be.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I kind of man.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I want to go book a wedding venue just to
see if I get paid off from Taylor Swift. I
bet whatever she paid them probably paid for their wedding.
And then some Pantone's color of the Year for twenty
twenty six is can I get a drum roll?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Please?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Toilet paper white?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That's what everybody's saying.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Technically the color is called cloud Dancer. The Internet is
making fun of it. People are saying things, is this
rage bait? Another person said, so white. I guess we're
all just feeling completely uninspired these days. And then another
person said, yike, cause that's something we can't even use
after Labor Day.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
It's the most boring color.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, why would they do that?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I have no idea because I don't see anybody wearing white.
Last year's color was Mocha Moves, which made sense because.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
A lot of people were starting to wear Mocha. But
I don't get the white.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Cloud Dancer sounds cool. It's cooler than the what it
actually looks like.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, that's three things you need to know. More at
the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
If you were listening to The Alabama Show home on DEMN.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Good morning, Peyton. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
My boyfriend wants his best friend.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
To live with us, and I think he's crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
No, that's why we do Ask Alabama.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
We try to help with the hard stuff, and if
you ever have an issue or advice, call the show.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Eight three three five on one. Bama is the number.
Why does your boyfriend want his best friend to live
with you?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
We've been together for three years and we've lived together
for over a year now, and a few months ago
he mentioned he wanted his best friend to move in
with us, and I said, no, no, like right away,
because that just feels weird to me, and I'd rather
just be us since this is supposed to be a
serious relationship.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
That's a freaking lightly So, I mean.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
We've been looking at new places to live because our
lease is up, and he mentioned his friend again and
keeps saying that it will be cheaper and he wants
to experience living with a friend. So I finally just
told him that if he wants to live with a friend,
then he can just go find a place with his
buddy and I'm going to find a studio apartment for myself.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah, because who wants to live with two boys?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Is right?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
I mean it's like but then the problem is he
just say with.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
No hesitation, he was like okay, So.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Now I'm wondering if we should like even together if
he's like so quick to move on with his buddy
and like, let me give my own place.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Is that weird? Ooh uh?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Producer Blake, please tell me you would never ask your
girlfriend to let another guy live with you in her.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
I mean, why not.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It just makes the place cheaper.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But you're in a romantic relationship, and that is weird.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I mean, you're not married, so there's no like anything
holding down.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
The whole point is you're working to get to the
point where you can be married. If you're living with
a girlfriend, you don't all of a sudden invite your
buddy in.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
That is what if he sees your girlfriend naked.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Well then then we'll have a discussion. But I doubt
that'll happen.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh, I think that since he thinks it's okay, that
I would break up with him because it's kind of
like he's going backwards.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
And just okay with moving out. Call the show. A
three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
If you are a couple living together and one of
your friends also lives with you.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
How's that working for you?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
A three three five oho one two two six two You.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Were listening to the Alabama show.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Eight three three five oh one BEMA is the number
to call the show Anthony, good morning. What do you
think about Peyton's boyfriend wanting to move his buddy in
with them?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, that just sounds like a disaster.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Waiting to happen like a waiting to happen disaster.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Disaster.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, you wouldn't let a buddy live with you and
your spouse?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
No, I no, I have and it turned out really bad.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I walked in on them.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That's the problem, producer Blake. That could happen if you
move your buddy in.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Sometimes they just need to place a crash.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yeah four times. Wait this happened. For what did you do?
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I just try and walked out. I mean, what can
I do?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I like, you kicked the friend out?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Is what you do?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You kick the friend out?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You kick the friend he got going.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yes, there's a carry underwood song. I think that's what
need to happen. You need to carry underwood that friend.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, Jesus take the wheel.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Oh yeah, I love you, Athany, thank you for calling.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
I love y'all too.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I think Hailey has the best comment so far on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
What'd she say?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
By the way, go follow the Alabama Show Instagram, Facebook,
We're everywhere. Peyton, her boyfriend wants to move in his
buddy with them, and she doesn't want that. And he's like, well,
I'll just live with my friend and you can live
by yourself, and Hailey says.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Boyfriend wants a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Another girl said, Barbie, I've done this before. I did
not have an issue, but that was because I was
also friends with the third.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Party and we all got along well. So that I mean,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I don't know if I would move a third person
in with me if I was living with my spouse, if.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
They needed a place to crash. I don't see why
the issue is there. I just don't get it.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
One day you will, young padaweyah nay, you will if
you have an opinion on this, or have you let
a friend live with you and your spouse and it
did work out?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Call the show. Eight three three.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Five o one BAMA is the number. That's eight three
three five one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
The Alabama show me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Eight three three five one Bama is the number to
call the show. Andrew, good morning. Are you calling about
producer Blake thinking it's okay that Peyton's boyfriend wants to
move his buddy in.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
That is a disaster waiting to have it.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
That's what so many people have said, I don't know
why producer Blake does not see the problem with this.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
No, that that's disgusting and weird and gonna call problems
in their relationship.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
No, what if your wife wanted to move one of
her girlfriends in with y'all?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
That that is even worse.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I thought, you're gonna.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
What horrible plot twist?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, that's how that's how the divorce started.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, exactly that. There goes divorce number three. That's how
the mother in law goes in your basement.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I love you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
What about what about this?
Speaker 8 (11:09):
What about a family member that tries to strong arm
the entire family to come into their house on their
holiday that they think is their tradition.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I love how it takes.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I love how every time Andrew calls in about a topic,
somehow it turns back to what's going on in his
life to get an answer. Call us back at seven
o'clock on Monday for your ask.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Alabama, Okay, buddy, I.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Love you, I love you to be there all right,
it's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
On the Alabama Show, a man rescued a raccoon that
had rabies.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
That's so sweet for half of it.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Listen to this.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
A man tried to drive a injured raccoon to a
nature center, but the raccoon ended up attacking him him
in his face and then in his hands. So the
man pulled over and wrapped the raccoon and duct tape
in a blanket so that he could still get it
to the nature center to rescue it.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Then they tested the raccoon.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
The raccoon had raby, so they had to euthanize it anyway,
And then they forcifully insisted the man go to the hospital,
and finally he did and got treated.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
You know this sounds like somebody I know.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I don't know who that would be.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Why it's three things you need to know you with
the Alabama.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
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we want to help you out with Alabama's Polite Porch Pirates.
We came up with this idea a few years ago
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(12:50):
show up on your front porch with all the Christmas gifts.
It's the opposite of porch pirates.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
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Speaker 2 (12:56):
So if you oh want you say baby, if you
if you know somebody that really does need a little
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(13:19):
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My little cousin Hannah, who's the voice.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
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Speaker 2 (13:32):
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But public said that everybody deserves their own special moment,
so it's the perfect mix of Mary and birthday vibes.
It's only available by special orders, so you can't show
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I think it's kind of cool.
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There was no winner on Wednesday night's drawing, so now
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you need to know. More at the Alabamashow dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
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Speaker 2 (14:22):
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to call the show. Don't forget Trans Siberian Orchestra at
the BJCC on Wednesday, December tenth. If you don't have
your tickets yet, you can still get tickets. They are available,
but we have a free pair to give away. Philly,
good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
I just draw my kids off at school?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Oh heck yeah, that deserves an airhorn. She got rid
of the kids. How old are your kids on?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I have four?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
One of them is not in school yet, oh girl.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
But they range from twelve to two.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Oh my god, are you even ready for Christmas? You're
about to spend so much money.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
I've already said a lot, but I think I'm about true.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, well, good, Well, would you like a date night
to get out of the house and away from the
kids to go see Tso?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I would absolutely love a day.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Night away, Billy.
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Thank you so much you are.
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I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
You are so welcome. I hope you enjoy a night
out away from all those kids and rock out to Tso.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yes, thank you, Thank y'all.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
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Speaker 4 (15:33):
App eight three three five O one.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Bama is the number to call in if you have
good news you want to share.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Good morning, Kristen, how are you?
Speaker 9 (15:40):
I was just calling in and I've always wanted to
call in.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
So I love you, girl, I love you.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Is this your first time calling in? Yes, ma'am, it is.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
But I listened to you every morning.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
And that is what's awesome. You are so awesome girl.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I was going to ask you what your good news is,
but I think your mind and producer Blake's good news today.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
You guys do it right every day.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
You are my morning drive to school, my morning drive
to work, and I just love you.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Guys, we love you too.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Can we hire you to be our PR person?
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Can we always a communications major?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
So yeah, girl baby? Can we get you to call
our bosses when it's time to readew our contracts and we.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Can negotiate our race for us? I love you. You
are so great, Kristin. You are awesome. Do you have
any good news you want.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
To share good news? I'm just happy that it's the
holidays and everybody seems to be a little bit nicer.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Do each other absolutely.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
When Christmas miracles happened?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Girl, you are so great. You are awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I know today is your first day calling in, but
please call in more often.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
I will, Kristin, have a good day you two.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
By Forduca Blake.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Bye, Kristin, you are listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I need your help because I haven't done homework in
twenty years and.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I don't want to do this homework that I've been
assigned to do.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I think it's stupid. Okay, well, what's happening?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama
Show Home Alabama with producer Blake it's not stupid.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I need to do it.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I hired a dog trainer because you've met my dogs.
I have four of them.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
They've turned into little psycho furry piranhas correct yes, And
I've had to read articles and learn lessons from this
dog trainer before he even comes to my house and
starts working with the dogs, so that he.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Knows that I understand all the things.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Well, now, he told me, I have to write an
essay and send it to him about.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
What I've learned. Are you good at writing?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, I write a book.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Well that you should be funed.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
I don't want to do it. I have to do that.
I don't even what am I today. I've learned that
my dogs suck.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, put that down, he thought, put it down.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I mean that's probably what I need to write an
essay for. Like, if you have a problem, you should
write an essay about why you're the problem.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Yeah, you should write a lot of essays.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
What other essays would you make?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Me?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Right?
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Look, all that matters is we figure out this problem.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
We'll figure that problem out later.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Now, this is where I'm going with this.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
We're gonna go one way, but I'm going this way.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Call the show eight three thirty.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Five oh one, Bama, What would you make people write
essays about if you could?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Because I think if we had.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
To write essays about all the things we do wrong,
we wouldn't get things wrong. Like I think people should
have to write an essay about leaving their shopping carts
in the middle of the parking lot.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
And I'll tell them that those people.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I agree with you one hundred percent. Those people drive
me insane.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
If you had to write an essay, it would be
about spending too much time with your.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Girlfriend and how not to be a Stage five clinger.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Well, I don't think that's a problem, per se. Yes,
I think a lot of people would agree.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
That's like you don't think it is, but your girlfriend
thinks it's a problem.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I don't think so you think it's a problem.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Here's what I want you to do. Call the shit
you can't you can. This is a free for all.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You can tell me and producer Blake what our problems
are and what we should have to write essays about
beside my dogs because I'm already writing that essay. Or
if there's somebody in your life that needs to write
an essay about something they're doing, so they learn not
to do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Call invent Baby, or if you're.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
A teacher, anyone to just help us write an essay.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Eight three three five oh one, Bama. I guess I'll
read my essay to you next week on the air. Okay,
it's gonna be five pages. Eight three eight three three
five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
So a second ago we were saying people should write
essays about things that they do that they shouldn't be doing.
And one of the things I say is people who
won't take their shopping carts.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Back to where it goes when they go shopping.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, I'm one hundred percent with you on this.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
to call the show Tara, good morning. What would you
write an essay about if you had to write one?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
How we should be able to leave our shopping for it,
like in safe areas.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
And not return home, because well, first.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
It's job security.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
You know if we didn't, what would they have to do?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You know?
Speaker 7 (20:12):
But then there's other people that are disabled or that
need a shopping part immediately.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
So what you're saying is you really hate walking the
shopping cart from your car back to the place it
needs to go.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
No no.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I usually have all four of my kids with me,
so I can't just leave them.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
If it's like, you know, a couple of spots down
the way.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I'm guilty.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I've done it too.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
I mean, I just feel like it's all right.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Because there's people that you know, get paid to do it,
that you know probably get really bored and need something
to do.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Anyway, this is a good essay. I'd read it.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Yeah, and then like you know, people are disabled and
you know, maybe they need a copy fort helping me.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
God producer Blake wants to fight right now. He's looking
at me shaking his head. Tell I'm off Tariff. Come on,
swear up, I'll thought about it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'll don't Tom shaking your head.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
No, buddy, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Can you think about it as a glass half fool
top of thing?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
It's fine, you're thinking of it negatively.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
We're looking at the shopping cart all the way empty.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, is glass half fool because half of it's take
I love.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
You, Tara, Thank you for calling.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Thank you love you.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Eight three three five one Bama is the number to
call the show.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Good morning. Who's this.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Vannah Savannah?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Okay, what would you write an essay about?
Speaker 9 (21:46):
I would take people write an essay on why you
can't park in front.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Of the store.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I would like people who just pull up right up
front and leave their car in the front and it's
not even a parking spot.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, girl, Yes, is yellow? Is that the title of
the essay? The curb is yellow?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Just give me, give me a couple of sentences of
this essay.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
I am sorry that I forgot that a yellow curb means.
I also am sorry that there is not a handicap
sign along the curve like your day.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
And you don't even have a handicap sticker on your car.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
You walk fine.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Nerves every day in the week.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Oh girl, I love you.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Thank you for calling the show. I hope nobody parks
in front of your store today. Do you work at
a store?
Speaker 9 (22:45):
I do security for the parking lot of the sort.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Oh now it all makes sense, it makes sense.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I'm with you though, I love it.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Thank you, thank you for calling you yellow. It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Okay, we're done. You want to go enjoy Friday.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah, that's the plan.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Now it is the weekend, a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Anything you missed on the show, download the free iHeartRadio app,
look up the Alabama Show on demand, and we will
see you bright in early Monday morning at six am.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You know what, I know, I'm ending that because you
know what, we're twenty days away from Christmas officially as
of today.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's today.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Today is the fifth Oh my god, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Go on? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I just wanted to rock in Christmas. I'm ready for Santa.
I'm ready for presents. I'm ready for milk and cookies.
I'm ready for some magic. I need some Christmas miracles.
Rock out this weekend with my Christmas lights. I wish
I knew how to do the Christmas lights like people do,
where it's synced up to trance Iberian orchestra.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
That'd be so cool.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh, I think I figured that out.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
I haven't tested it yet to see if I know
how to do it, but I tested it on my mouse. Okay,
but if there's a fires, my fault.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Because I live in a log cabin, I also.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Come up like that.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Anyway, Good morning, Happy Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I just wanted to say it's almost Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's almost there, twenty days.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
We're gonna have a good day today. Hey, thank you
for being here.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Call the show.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What's your good News eight three thirty five O one Bama.
If you're celebrating anything. Also, good morning, just thanks for
listening to us.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
On the Alabama Show?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
A bird flew into a reporter's face while doing a
news segment.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Why you needed just fifteen seconds of fame?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Listen to this? Yeah, oh my god, my eye.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Thirty two year old Jessica Tyson in New Zealand was
doing a news broadcast a bird.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Flew into her face.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Now the video has gone viral and she said from
now on she will only do indoor reporting.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
That's a smart eye idea.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Why Super Easy Trivia with the Yella Mama.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Shall eight three three five O one Bama is the
number to call the show to play Super Easy Trivia.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Lindsay, good morning. What are you doing right now? I'm
headed to work. Where do you work? What do you do?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I work at an oral surgery office?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh girl? How many stressed out people do you see
a day?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Quite a few?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I bet oral surgery is a little stressful, okay, Lindsay?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You want to win tickets to Glow Wild at the
Birmingham Zoo.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I do yes.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
All right, let's play super easy trivia.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'll ask the questions producer Blake is your lifeline. Here
is question number one? How many colors are in the rainbow?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Seven?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Seven would be seven? Correct? Did you just say six? Seven?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Somebody in their cars yelling it because I said it? Okay,
Next one, moving on, Sorry about that, lindsay what color
is spinach?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Grain? Is correct?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
And last one for the wind?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
What color are the spots on lady Bugs?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Black?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Black? Is great? Congratulations?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You just want super eazy trivia. It's three things you
need to know with the e Do you know that
there was a movie filmed in Birmingham and it debuted
on Lifetime last night?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
No, well it did, and it's on Lifetime now. It's
called Do You Fear What I Fear? It's a Christmas
themed mystery thriller where the main character, Claire, starts getting
text from a secret Santa and then eerie holiday decorations
appear in her apartment.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So okay, that's kind of creepy.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I know if you want to watch it, it's on Lifetime.
I'm in Do you hear what I Know?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Do you Fear What I fear get it from the
Christmas ondes you okay? Anyway, Taylor Swift may have bought
her wedding date from another bride oh no. Reportedly, Taylor
Swift wanted to book a venue in Rhode Island for
June thirteenth for her wedding, but another couple already had it,
so she paid them to change their date. If you
didn't know, thirteen is Taylor Swift's favorite number. The New
(04:21):
York Post reports that Taylor wants to marry Travis on
June thirteenth of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
How much she paid the couple for that date, but
you know, if Taylor Swift is paying.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
You off, it was a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
It had to be.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I kind of man.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I want to go book a wedding venue just to
see if I get paid off from Taylor Swift. I
bet whatever she paid them probably paid for their wedding.
And then some Pantone's color of the Year for twenty
twenty six is can I get a drum roll?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Please?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Toilet paper white?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That's what everybody's saying.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Technically the color is called cloud Dancer. The Internet is
making fun of it. People are saying things, is this
rage bait? Another person said, so white. I guess we're
all just feeling completely uninspired these days. And then another
person said, yike, cause that's something we can't even use
after Labor Day.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
It's the most boring color.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, why would they do that?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I have no idea because I don't see anybody wearing white.
Last year's color was Mocha Moves, which made sense because.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
A lot of people were starting to wear Mocha. But
I don't get the white.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Cloud Dancer sounds cool. It's cooler than the what it
actually looks like.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, that's three things you need to know. More at
the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
If you were listening to The Alabama Show home on DEMN.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Good morning, Peyton. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
My boyfriend wants his best friend.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
To live with us, and I think he's crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
No, that's why we do Ask Alabama.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
We try to help with the hard stuff, and if
you ever have an issue or advice, call the show.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Eight three three five on one. Bama is the number.
Why does your boyfriend want his best friend to live
with you?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
We've been together for three years and we've lived together
for over a year now, and a few months ago
he mentioned he wanted his best friend to move in
with us, and I said, no, no, like right away,
because that just feels weird to me, and I'd rather
just be us since this is supposed to be a
serious relationship.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
That's a freaking lightly So, I mean.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
We've been looking at new places to live because our
lease is up, and he mentioned his friend again and
keeps saying that it will be cheaper and he wants
to experience living with a friend. So I finally just
told him that if he wants to live with a friend,
then he can just go find a place with his
buddy and I'm going to find a studio apartment for myself.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah, because who wants to live with two boys?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Is right?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
I mean it's like but then the problem is he
just say with.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
No hesitation, he was like okay, So.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Now I'm wondering if we should like even together if
he's like so quick to move on with his buddy
and like, let me give my own place.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Is that weird? Ooh uh?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Producer Blake, please tell me you would never ask your
girlfriend to let another guy live with you in her.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
I mean, why not.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It just makes the place cheaper.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But you're in a romantic relationship, and that is weird.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I mean, you're not married, so there's no like anything
holding down.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
The whole point is you're working to get to the
point where you can be married. If you're living with
a girlfriend, you don't all of a sudden invite your
buddy in.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
That is what if he sees your girlfriend naked.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Well then then we'll have a discussion. But I doubt
that'll happen.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh, I think that since he thinks it's okay, that
I would break up with him because it's kind of
like he's going backwards.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
And just okay with moving out. Call the show. A
three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
If you are a couple living together and one of
your friends also lives with you.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
How's that working for you?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
A three three five oho one two two six two You.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Were listening to the Alabama show.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Eight three three five oh one BEMA is the number
to call the show Anthony, good morning. What do you
think about Peyton's boyfriend wanting to move his buddy in
with them?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, that just sounds like a disaster.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Waiting to happen like a waiting to happen disaster.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Disaster.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, you wouldn't let a buddy live with you and
your spouse?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
No, I no, I have and it turned out really bad.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I walked in on them.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That's the problem, producer Blake. That could happen if you
move your buddy in.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Sometimes they just need to place a crash.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yeah four times. Wait this happened. For what did you do?
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I just try and walked out. I mean, what can
I do?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I like, you kicked the friend out?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Is what you do?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You kick the friend out?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You kick the friend he got going.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yes, there's a carry underwood song. I think that's what
need to happen. You need to carry underwood that friend.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, Jesus take the wheel.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Oh yeah, I love you, Athany, thank you for calling.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
I love y'all too.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I think Hailey has the best comment so far on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
What'd she say?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
By the way, go follow the Alabama Show Instagram, Facebook,
We're everywhere. Peyton, her boyfriend wants to move in his
buddy with them, and she doesn't want that. And he's like, well,
I'll just live with my friend and you can live
by yourself, and Hailey says.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Boyfriend wants a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Another girl said, Barbie, I've done this before. I did
not have an issue, but that was because I was
also friends with the third.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Party and we all got along well. So that I mean,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I don't know if I would move a third person
in with me if I was living with my spouse, if.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
They needed a place to crash. I don't see why
the issue is there. I just don't get it.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
One day you will, young padaweyah nay, you will if
you have an opinion on this, or have you let
a friend live with you and your spouse and it
did work out?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Call the show. Eight three three.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Five o one BAMA is the number. That's eight three
three five one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
The Alabama show me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Eight three three five one Bama is the number to
call the show. Andrew, good morning. Are you calling about
producer Blake thinking it's okay that Peyton's boyfriend wants to
move his buddy in.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
That is a disaster waiting to have it.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
That's what so many people have said, I don't know
why producer Blake does not see the problem with this.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
No, that that's disgusting and weird and gonna call problems
in their relationship.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
No, what if your wife wanted to move one of
her girlfriends in with y'all?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
That that is even worse.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I thought, you're gonna.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
What horrible plot twist?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, that's how that's how the divorce started.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, exactly that. There goes divorce number three. That's how
the mother in law goes in your basement.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I love you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
What about what about this?
Speaker 8 (11:09):
What about a family member that tries to strong arm
the entire family to come into their house on their
holiday that they think is their tradition.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I love how it takes.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I love how every time Andrew calls in about a topic,
somehow it turns back to what's going on in his
life to get an answer. Call us back at seven
o'clock on Monday for your ask.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Alabama, Okay, buddy, I.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Love you, I love you to be there all right,
it's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
On the Alabama Show, a man rescued a raccoon that
had rabies.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
That's so sweet for half of it.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Listen to this.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
A man tried to drive a injured raccoon to a
nature center, but the raccoon ended up attacking him him
in his face and then in his hands. So the
man pulled over and wrapped the raccoon and duct tape
in a blanket so that he could still get it
to the nature center to rescue it.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Then they tested the raccoon.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
The raccoon had raby, so they had to euthanize it anyway,
And then they forcifully insisted the man go to the hospital,
and finally he did and got treated.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
You know this sounds like somebody I know.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I don't know who that would be.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Why it's three things you need to know you with
the Alabama.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Show, all right, if you want some Christmas cheer in
your life, or if you need it, or if you
know somebody who needs it. Maybe you know somebody who
recently lost their job or is going through a hard time,
we want to help you out with Alabama's Polite Porch Pirates.
We came up with this idea a few years ago
because I, you know, there's porch pirates that steal things
off your front porch, and I like for us to
(12:50):
show up on your front porch with all the Christmas gifts.
It's the opposite of porch pirates.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Let us be the lightness in the dark.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So if you oh want you say baby, if you
if you know somebody that really does need a little
extra cheer and you want to nominate them, you can
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(13:19):
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My little cousin Hannah, who's the voice.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Of what the Hell headlines?
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She always gets mad because her birthday is in December.
But public said that everybody deserves their own special moment,
so it's the perfect mix of Mary and birthday vibes.
It's only available by special orders, so you can't show
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I think it's kind of cool.
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Or Mega Million's ticket, I never even win two dollars.
There was no winner on Wednesday night's drawing, so now
the next drawing is going to be on Saturday. If
you want to get a ticket. And that's three things
you need to know. More at the Alabamashow dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
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Eight three thirty five. Ay wo Obama is the number
to call the show. Don't forget Trans Siberian Orchestra at
the BJCC on Wednesday, December tenth. If you don't have
your tickets yet, you can still get tickets. They are available,
but we have a free pair to give away. Philly,
good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
I just draw my kids off at school?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Oh heck yeah, that deserves an airhorn. She got rid
of the kids. How old are your kids on?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I have four?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
One of them is not in school yet, oh girl.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
But they range from twelve to two.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Oh my god, are you even ready for Christmas? You're
about to spend so much money.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
I've already said a lot, but I think I'm about true.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, well, good, Well, would you like a date night
to get out of the house and away from the
kids to go see Tso?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I would absolutely love a day.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Night away, Billy.
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Thank you so much you are.
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I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
You are so welcome. I hope you enjoy a night
out away from all those kids and rock out to Tso.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yes, thank you, Thank y'all.
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Bama is the number to call in if you have
good news you want to share.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Good morning, Kristen, how are you?
Speaker 9 (15:40):
I was just calling in and I've always wanted to
call in.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
So I love you, girl, I love you.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Is this your first time calling in? Yes, ma'am, it is.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
But I listened to you every morning.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
And that is what's awesome. You are so awesome girl.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I was going to ask you what your good news is,
but I think your mind and producer Blake's good news today.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
You guys do it right every day.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
You are my morning drive to school, my morning drive
to work, and I just love you.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Guys, we love you too.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Can we hire you to be our PR person?
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Can we always a communications major?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
So yeah, girl baby? Can we get you to call
our bosses when it's time to readew our contracts and we.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Can negotiate our race for us? I love you. You
are so great, Kristin. You are awesome. Do you have
any good news you want.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
To share good news? I'm just happy that it's the
holidays and everybody seems to be a little bit nicer.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Do each other absolutely.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
When Christmas miracles happened?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Girl, you are so great. You are awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I know today is your first day calling in, but
please call in more often.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
I will, Kristin, have a good day you two.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
By Forduca Blake.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Bye, Kristin, you are listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I need your help because I haven't done homework in
twenty years and.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I don't want to do this homework that I've been
assigned to do.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I think it's stupid. Okay, well, what's happening?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama
Show Home Alabama with producer Blake it's not stupid.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I need to do it.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I hired a dog trainer because you've met my dogs.
I have four of them.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
They've turned into little psycho furry piranhas correct yes, And
I've had to read articles and learn lessons from this
dog trainer before he even comes to my house and
starts working with the dogs, so that he.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Knows that I understand all the things.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Well, now, he told me, I have to write an
essay and send it to him about.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
What I've learned. Are you good at writing?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, I write a book.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Well that you should be funed.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
I don't want to do it. I have to do that.
I don't even what am I today. I've learned that
my dogs suck.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, put that down, he thought, put it down.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I mean that's probably what I need to write an
essay for. Like, if you have a problem, you should
write an essay about why you're the problem.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Yeah, you should write a lot of essays.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
What other essays would you make?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Me?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Right?
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Look, all that matters is we figure out this problem.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
We'll figure that problem out later.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Now, this is where I'm going with this.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
We're gonna go one way, but I'm going this way.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Call the show eight three thirty.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Five oh one, Bama, What would you make people write
essays about if you could?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Because I think if we had.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
To write essays about all the things we do wrong,
we wouldn't get things wrong. Like I think people should
have to write an essay about leaving their shopping carts
in the middle of the parking lot.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
And I'll tell them that those people.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I agree with you one hundred percent. Those people drive
me insane.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
If you had to write an essay, it would be
about spending too much time with your.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Girlfriend and how not to be a Stage five clinger.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Well, I don't think that's a problem, per se. Yes,
I think a lot of people would agree.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
That's like you don't think it is, but your girlfriend
thinks it's a problem.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I don't think so you think it's a problem.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Here's what I want you to do. Call the shit
you can't you can. This is a free for all.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You can tell me and producer Blake what our problems
are and what we should have to write essays about
beside my dogs because I'm already writing that essay. Or
if there's somebody in your life that needs to write
an essay about something they're doing, so they learn not
to do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Call invent Baby, or if you're.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
A teacher, anyone to just help us write an essay.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Eight three three five oh one, Bama. I guess I'll
read my essay to you next week on the air. Okay,
it's gonna be five pages. Eight three eight three three
five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
So a second ago we were saying people should write
essays about things that they do that they shouldn't be doing.
And one of the things I say is people who
won't take their shopping carts.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Back to where it goes when they go shopping.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, I'm one hundred percent with you on this.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
to call the show Tara, good morning. What would you
write an essay about if you had to write one?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
How we should be able to leave our shopping for it,
like in safe areas.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
And not return home, because well, first.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
It's job security.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
You know if we didn't, what would they have to do?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You know?
Speaker 7 (20:12):
But then there's other people that are disabled or that
need a shopping part immediately.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
So what you're saying is you really hate walking the
shopping cart from your car back to the place it
needs to go.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
No no.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I usually have all four of my kids with me,
so I can't just leave them.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
If it's like, you know, a couple of spots down
the way.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I'm guilty.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I've done it too.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
I mean, I just feel like it's all right.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Because there's people that you know, get paid to do it,
that you know probably get really bored and need something
to do.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Anyway, this is a good essay. I'd read it.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Yeah, and then like you know, people are disabled and
you know, maybe they need a copy fort helping me.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
God producer Blake wants to fight right now. He's looking
at me shaking his head. Tell I'm off Tariff. Come on,
swear up, I'll thought about it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'll don't Tom shaking your head.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
No, buddy, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Can you think about it as a glass half fool
top of thing?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
It's fine, you're thinking of it negatively.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
We're looking at the shopping cart all the way empty.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, is glass half fool because half of it's take
I love.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
You, Tara, Thank you for calling.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Thank you love you.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Eight three three five one Bama is the number to
call the show.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Good morning. Who's this.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Vannah Savannah?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Okay, what would you write an essay about?
Speaker 9 (21:46):
I would take people write an essay on why you
can't park in front.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Of the store.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I would like people who just pull up right up
front and leave their car in the front and it's
not even a parking spot.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, girl, Yes, is yellow? Is that the title of
the essay? The curb is yellow?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Just give me, give me a couple of sentences of
this essay.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
I am sorry that I forgot that a yellow curb means.
I also am sorry that there is not a handicap
sign along the curve like your day.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
And you don't even have a handicap sticker on your car.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
You walk fine.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Nerves every day in the week.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Oh girl, I love you.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Thank you for calling the show. I hope nobody parks
in front of your store today. Do you work at
a store?
Speaker 9 (22:45):
I do security for the parking lot of the sort.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Oh now it all makes sense, it makes sense.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I'm with you though, I love it.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Thank you, thank you for calling you yellow. It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Okay, we're done. You want to go enjoy Friday.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah, that's the plan.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Now it is the weekend, a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Anything you missed on the show, download the free iHeartRadio app,
look up the Alabama Show on demand, and we will
see you bright in early Monday morning at six am.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.
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