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February 13, 2025 • 18 mins
Producer Blake's Grandmother is calling his girlfriend something that Alabama thinks is HILARIOUS. Alabama gives a teacher a chance to say what she's been holding in for YEARS. You could win free chickens in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
through the Alabama Show.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey, buddy, good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
What you doing you know, hanging out?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Normally? Producer Blake beats me every morning and I come
running in like a tornado. Today I've been here sitting
patiently working. I beat you. Did you sleep in late?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah? My alarm did not go off.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh that's that was me last week.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's it. I'm gonna be honest with you. I got
very scared when I woke up in the time that
it was.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Did you even put on together it this morning? You
push your teeth?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, that's that's why I was a little bit later
because I was like, I gotta get ready either way,
you made it.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Good job. I'm proud of you. Hey, don't forget Tomorrow's
Valentine's Day. Have you gotten your girlfriend a gift yet? Yes?
You got one more day. Just go get flowers. Literally,
the public's is full of flowers. I went yesterday. There's
flowers for days and balloons for days. Flowers and balloons.
Just do that. She'll be good and candy.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, polish all look.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Call the show. Eight three, three five oh one, Bama
is the number. Good morning. How are you. Hopefully you're
having a good Thursday. You got one more day till
Valentine's daye, so consider yourself warned. On the way oh Man,
Producer Blake's grandma has been doing something to Producer Blake's
girlfriend that I think is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
We'll talk about that at seven o'clock. What the hell
headlines Crazy things people are doing in the news at
six fifty and eight fifty, and What's awesome at seven forty.
But you can call anytime. Eight three, three, five oh one.
Bama is the number fun. It's what the hell headlines?
What the hell are you talking about? On the Alabama Show,
a doctor is in trouble for giving his pet cat

(01:54):
a cat scan at the hospital he works at.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Why he was just freelancing the cat.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
This is what I would do. This happened this doctor.
His cat went to the vet. They gave him a
diagnosis that the cat would not make it, so he
decided to take matters into his own hand. He took
his cat to the hospital, gave her a cat scan
to see what the organ damage she had was. Then
he performed surgery on the cat to save her life. Basically,

(02:23):
he said, if he wouldn't have performed the surgery, his
cat would have passed away. So he thinks he did
the right thing saving her life, and now he's under investigation.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
That's what you get for trying to do a good thing.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Super Easy Trivia with the Yellabama shall.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Today and tomorrow are your last days to win tickets
to the weekend in Nashville. August twelfth, eight three three
eight five oh one. BAMA is the number if you
want to call in to play Super Easy Trivia. Paul,
good morning. I know you're on your way to work.
Where do you arek what do you do? I'm an
element mistake trooper. Oh, thank you for what you do.
We appreciate you so much. In the squad car right now?

(03:02):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I am?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
You're supposed to say no comment. We don't want to
get you in trouble.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh Paul, No, I'm a trainer. I'm actually going to
teach a class. I'm not enforcement this morning.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Can you please train us to like drive us? Can
we do a ride along?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
You know we actually do ride along.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, I'm gonna get your information after this game, But
are you calling to play Super Easy Trivia? I am
all right, Paul, let's wing you tickets to the Weekend
in Nashville in August. You know how it works. I'll
ask the questions. Producer Blake is your lifeline. Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I'm ready? All right.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
It's all Valentine's Day theme today, so I hope you
know all the things about love. I'll do my best,
all right, Paul. Question number one, what is the most
popular Valentine's Day candy?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
I gotta be chocolate.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Chocolate would be correct. I didn't know that it is.
There's boxes of chocolate everywhere. I thought it was a
little heart. Oh boy, okay. Next question, what color roses
do you typically get somebody for Valentine's Day?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh? Always red?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Red would correct. I'm helping you out, Producer Blake, because
you still haven't gotten your girlfriend anything, and it's tomorrow.
I'm going to listen to Paul. All right, Paul. Last
question for the win. Who is the flying baby like
creature that represents love? Cupid? Cupid would be correct? God,
sure course. Congratulations. You just want tickets to see the

(04:33):
Weekend August twelfth in Nashville at the Nissan Stadium.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
That's awesome, thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
It's three things you need to know the work play
might look a little different real soon they are sent
for major renovations. They partnered with the City of Birmingham
and the city is given is committing two hundred and
thirty thousand dollars over five years of a tax rebate.
So that means the taxes they pay are going to
be returned each year to help fund for the improvement.

(05:00):
So they're going to upgrade the bathrooms, enhanced performance spaces,
improved business offices, and updated recording studios. I am so
excited for this because I love work play. Their biggest
goal is to attract bigger named artists to Birmingham, so
we'll see what happens. Do you see Diddy filed one
hundred million dollar lawsuit against NBC and Peacock for the

(05:21):
documentary they made about him. I bet that's going to
go over will from jail too. It's called The Making
of a Bad Boy Diddy, The Making of a Bad Boy.
It explores the allegations that did he's facing. It has
interviews with colleagues, assistants, and others. I wonder if they're
getting sued too, because it's probably really the people in
the interviews that make it look worse than it is

(05:42):
or as bad as it is whatever, And it included
claims about his alleged involvement with his ex keim Porter
who passed away. So we'll see what happens. And you
need to watch out for scammers on Valentine's Day. This
is the biggest time for scams. Did you know that.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I thought it would be during the other.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Valentine's Day is prime for phone and tech scams and
even where some of them are pretending to be celebrities
to get personal information. The top impersonations include Keanu Reeves,
Jason Momoa, Sandra Bullock, and Ryan Reynolds. So Acaman Deadpool,
don't give him money. Hello, this is Deadpool.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I need to fight crime.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Hate me. I don't do it. Don't do it. That's
the things you need to know. More at the Alabama
Show dot com.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
There's a problem in the producer Blake household.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, it's a tell me something.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
I'm Alabama with producer Blake. And if you have advice
for him, or if you have gone through this, I
do want you to call the show eight three three,
five oh one, Bama, what's your grandma doing to your girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Well, I've introduced my girlfriend and my grandmother multiple times.
She has to take prescription medication for her back and
it messes with her mind a little bit, your grandma, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
You're making excuses for it now, No, no, no, no,
So what is she doing? My burger girlfriend over?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
She always calls her one of my ex's names, and
it's never the same ex.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
She calls her the wrong name every.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Time in a different ex each time, not the same one,
a different one.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
How many exes have you had that.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I've introduced her to three or four and she's called
her every single one except her real name.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
What does your girlfriend Alice do when this happens? Does
she correct her? No, because she knows the situation. Do
you correct your grandmother?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I do, and you know what happens. Twenty minutes later,
she'll say the wrong name again. So it's a very
awkward situation where we have like lunch with them. So
she'll be like, well, look you here name.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Has your girlfriend gotten mad at you about any of these?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Are?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Like, when you've left from your lunch with your grandma,
has she been like, who says.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, Uh, she just laughs. She's like she's I love
your grandmother.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Okay, good for her because there are some people that
that would not go over well with well.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
She originally asked me, She's like, do you like still
talk about that person? Like she was like curious. I
was like, no, I introduced her one time to that X.
I don't know if she remembers her but can't remember
your name.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh that's funny. Call the show. Do you have somebody
in your family that's done that? I eight three three
five oh one BAMA is the number the.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Alabama Show on to men, It's amazing. Three On the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
App, producer Blake's grandma keeps calling his girlfriend by all
of your ex's names.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, not a single time she got.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
A Chris eight three three five oh one BAMA is
the number? Does this happen in your life? Good morning, Andrew?
Does this happen to you?

Speaker 4 (08:49):
God knows I love the bananas of the world, but
the special flights in the heart My grandma other God
rest her soul with seventy four years old and looked
directly at my new wife and called her my ex
wife's name.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
What did she do.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Okay, you know she's she's older, she's got a little
bit of memory, is she It's fine. And then in
the same hour, my mom turned around and did the
same things to my current life.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Are you kidding? Did they not like your current life?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
No? No, not at all all.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
That's what that was.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
They They are not fans at all. But I told her, I.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Was like, do you know what, the both on the
same level.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
It's okay, it's this. We'll just not come back for
a while, and you back to this at the holidays.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Tell me they didn't write your ex wife's name on
her Christmas presents.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
It's all right. I bought my mom a Mother's Day
card for her birthday, like just just to mess with her,
and I wrote my mother in law's name in the car.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh yeah, that's why I love you, Andrea.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
You best believe I was trying to do some shady stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
I love you, Andrew, thank you for calling.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
I love y'all too.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Stuff. It's what the hell headlines, What the hell are
you talking about? On the Alabama Show, a.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Woman gave a psychic fifty thousand dollars to find love.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Why why so much money? She wanted love. Okay, and
then what happened?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
She is demanding a refund, but the psychic is denying
that refund.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Why does she want a refund because she didn't find
the future love of her life.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Now gonna believe it, the socket could not find her
in love. Listen to the woman in the psckic tell
their stories.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
When she did the reading, she found there was a man.
I said, yes, there's a man I like at the gym,
and she said, well, I can bring this man closer
to you at for five hundred and fifty dollars. He
transferred twelve to fifteen thousand. My god, but she said
she preferred cash.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
She didn't complete the work.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
That's the problem.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
Want of different services, and that's what I gave her.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's three things you need to know you With the
Alabama Show, we're.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Giving away chickens. Yay, I'm so excited about this. Starting
next week, listen at seven forty to the Alabama Show.
Oh maybe I'll get like a rooster sound. Listen for
we'll make producer Blake. You'll be the winning sound. You'll
have to do it. Paca no paca cool? Oh yeah,

(11:29):
So listen anyway, just next week we're giving away chickens
because the price of eggs is way too high, so
you can grow your own eggs and not have to
go to the grocery store. You're welcome. Do you see
that Lanny Wilson just got engaged. I did see that.
I'm so happy for her to former NFL player Duck
Hodges after four years of dating. And last month she

(11:50):
literally joked with Jelly Roll's wife Bunny, saying that she
was going to have to be the one to propose
to him, and Bunny was like, no, no, no, he's
gonna do it. I can feel it. Do you think
you Rolling Bunny knew about the engagement before it happened.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
You're putting out a conspiracy theory that I was not prepared.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
For this morning. I love it. Her ring is big.
Congratulations Lennie Wilson. She was like doing a video of
her walking with the ring, limping because it was weighing
her hand down. That it's a giant rock. It's a
giant giant rock. It's awesome. Okay, here's the thing that
build a Bear has done that's making parents angry for
Valentine's Day. Bilde Bear has a Zaddie and a cuggly

(12:31):
cuddly cougar.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Okay, I'm in.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
On the website, it says the cuddly cougar is on
the prowl for hugs, while Zaddi is an adorable lion
plush ready to raise Valentine's Day toast. They both gone
viral on Instagram. It's It's just a lion wearing glasses
and a T shirt that says Zaddie, It's so funny.

(12:54):
It's so funny.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
The Alabama Show goes to the Build a Bear.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's three things you need to know. More at Thealabama
Show dot com.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
If you ever want to share some good news, you
can always call the show. You can call anytime, but
we always share our good news stories at seven forty
eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number.
Good morning. Who's this Hey, Alabama.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
This is is Celia. I am Randall's wise.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
I was wanting to see if we could do a
birthday shout out for him tomorrow, Girl.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Is his birthday on Valentine's Day? Yes, girl, this this.
Whenever I met him.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
I thought he was so sweet. He's started breakdows and
touch and then birthday was on Baladie.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
But I'm like, are you serious? Girl? That deserves an airhorn?
So are you saying that you're what's awesome is your
husband Randall? Girl, I'm letting you know.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
He loves me through addiction until I love myself again.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Oh I love that. How long have y'all been married?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, we are not married.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
We're getting married this year because he told me if
I was sober for three years, I could get me.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Look at that gratulations. That is awesome. Yeah, so this
will be your three years sober. Yes, ma'am girl, that
you're what's awesome too. Cecilia. I just want you to know,
like I know that that that path can be very hard.
So you're what's awesome. You deserve airhorn too.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
So thank you so much, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
I love you, Cecilia, And happy birthday, Randall.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Thank you so much, sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Allaba Michelle to man Free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Okay, this is the best gift. It's better than Valentine's Day,
it's better than chocolates, it's better than roses. It's awesome.
Are you ready? Yeah, we're giving away next week chickens.
I guess you're supposed to celebrate because eggs are so expensive.
Instead of spending a million dollars on eggs, we're gonna

(14:54):
let you grow your own eggs. So you can get
some chickens and have your own eggs, and then you
can hatch more chickens do whatever you want with them.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Look, I'm happy that that you were going to get chickens,
but I'm upset because I'm more than likely gonna have
to deal with the getting it to be.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
No, we got that covered. You don't even have to
touch a chicken, except I may bring one into my
chickens into the show next week just for fun, because
why not. Anyway, make sure you're listening to the show
at seven forty every day. Next week we'll make producer
Blake do a pickout, do it, practice it, or do
a raaster something like that. We'll make you listen for

(15:31):
the sound and then you can call in and you
can win your very on chickens. So you don't have
to worry about buying eggs. You can have free eggs
all the time.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
The Alabama Show Onto me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Usually we let people call in and ask for advice,
but you can also just called a vent if somebody's
driving you nuts and you don't really need advice, you
just want to complain. Eight three three five, OHI and
Bama is the number? Mandy? Good morning? Is there somebody
driving you nuts right now? Yes? So I work with
people under eighteen? Okay, okay, what do you do? What's

(16:07):
your job? Do not swear at them? Can we ask? Like, uh,
it's let's just say childcare worker? Okay, okay, but these
are some some ruffian teens okay, okay. Yeah, so there's
some girls that need some extra attention and they want

(16:28):
they make you want to swear at them. Okay, and
so but you're going, you're going throughout the day just
holding all this in. What do you do when you
get in your car? Do you start cussing when you
get in your car?

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, I just like sing along a wrap, going along
with Cardi b. Please tell me your nature? Oh my god,
oh my god, I can't. I can't say. Producer Blake
goes home and plays call of Duty and cusses out
twelve year old so old.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
We all need an outlet, and I'm with her.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I tell you what, here's your chance, I will bleep
everything else so that nobody can hear the actual words.
But if you want to just do a stream of
consciousness as many cuss words as you want about these kids,
you go for it. Oh my gosh, wow, I've.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Never been given this permission in my life.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Okay, you ready, We're ready, go for it. Okay, Okay,
you a little.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Keep good?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Are you gonna your head up against the watch?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Tell you these kids are rude?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
You want to say anymore else?

Speaker 6 (17:49):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I don't, so I ain't gonna tell them that. That's right?
You tell them good.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I love you so much right now, boy, Well, thank
you for calling the show. We appreciate you. Thank you.
Have a good day.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
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on the way. We'll see you tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
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