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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Okay, so you know how people do rain dances to
make it rain when there's been a drought.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Do a summer dance to make the weather warm because
it's so cold.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Well, that's gonna be a later day after new activity.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I need warm weather now. It's so cold.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh my gosh, you felt this you drove in today.
Were you freezing when you got in your car this morning?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's awful. Not freezing enough to do a summer dance.
That's so excruciating. I'll even give you some summer dance music.
Here we go. We want some summer dance music. Why
is it always this one? I've always do my dances
(01:04):
for this song.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's the funeral for the cold weather. I'm over it anyway. Hey,
good morning, Happy Friday. This has been the longest four
day work week we've ever had. It felt like two months.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It did take a while, it did well, we'll get
through today together. More chickens for you to win.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You can win your very own chickens so you don't
have to pay for eggs. You can grow your own eggs.
That's going to happen at seven forty. What the hell
headlines Crazy things people are doing in the news six
fifty eight fifty But you can call anytime.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Eight three three five oh one. Bama is the number.
Happy Friday, It's what.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
The hell headlines?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
On the Alabama Show?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And IVF clinic messed up and a woman gave birth
to the wrong baby.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Why how do you give.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Birth to a wrong baby? Well, let me tell you.
A thirty eight year old woman in.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Georgia is suing a fertility clinic because they implanted the
wrong embryo.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
She picked a donor that was a certain donor.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
They frozer eggs whatever, then they implanted at embryo and
when she gave birth, the baby was a completely different
ethnicity than her and the donor, So she did a
DNA test it wasn't hers, but she still took the
baby home anyway. So then the IVF clinic figured out
who the couple that that embryo belonged to, So then.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
The couple had to sue her for the baby.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
She had to give the baby to the couple who
it was biologically was theirs, but she had already raised
this baby for five months and bonded with them at
that point, and it became a whole mess.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh my gosh, why you Super Easy Trivia with the
Yella Mamma.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Show every morning we play at six point twenty if
you want to get in eight three thirtey five oh one,
Bama is the number.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Jamie, good morning. I know you're on your way to work.
Where do you work? What do you do?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I work at Banfieltet Hospital and I'm a airy miss girl.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I love you, Thank you for what you do. You've
probably seen me in there with some of my emergency
the animals. Okay, Jamie, are you calling to play Super
Easy Trivia?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I am producer.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Blake is the host today, so I.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Have no idea what's about to happen? Are you ready?
All right?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Today is my version of the game, and I'm going
to ask some outrageous questions.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
God okay, question all right?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
What is the traditional main ingredient in an omelet?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh? Eggs? Eggs?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Also, you can win your own chickens later on the
show today so that you can grow your own eggs.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Okay, next question, what is the name of the fairy
in Peter Pan.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Tink tinker Bell would.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Be all right.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Okay, last question, it's very Producer blakish.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Where do I buy most of my clothing? Oh my god,
that nobody knows that. That is not super easy? Say Walmart?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
No, I don't want to be pruved.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But that's why it's the answer. I'm being your lifeline.
I'm helping you. It's Walmart. He shots at Walmart. Mart,
that would be it.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Congratulas, that's it. Wait a minute, where do you really
buy all your clothes at the thirst store? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
And Target?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh okay, congratulations Jamie, Well you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Tell her, you tell her she won.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Congratulations Jamie, You've won Producer Blake's super Easy Trivia.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That is so good. It's so awesome. It's three things
you need to know you with the element.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
This original barbecue has reopened in lake View after the fire.
There was a fire that happened last summer and it
caused smoke damage, water damage, and a bunch of damage,
so they had to be closed for seven months. They're
open as of yesterday, So if you want some most
original barbecue, head out to lake View. It's delicious. I'm
so glad it's back open, do you se? We found
(04:58):
out what the new Apple thing was that was unveiled
earlier this.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Week, the Apple I Phone sixteen e.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
It has Apple Intelligence, longer battery life, a better camera.
It also has like better communication capability so you can
text through satellite when you are, like if you're not in.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
The cell service, so you can be safe, you can
be found. You don't get lost. I do like the
I do too. Anyway, it's available.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Pre Orders start today and then next Friday, the twenty eighth,
it'll be out. And here is the sticky eyes dating
hack you didn't know you needed in your life. Here's
how if you're ever single again, producer Blake to get
a lady.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Say you're out at a bar.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
According to a viral TikTok video, what you do is
you look at the person and when they look at you,
you look away like you've been caught.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Then you wait a second, then you look back at them,
but this time you don't look away.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You make them break eye contact second and this is
going to hook them because they know you've been looking
at them. And then after that you play hard to
get and never look at him again.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Oh I can do this. Yeah, well we can do
a video on this, joy got.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
That's what the dating expert says, and she says within
forty five seconds that person will be standing in front
of you to hit on you. It typically works more
for women because men need to know you're looking at them,
and that's like the confirmation. Anyway, that's three things you
need to know more at Thealabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Good Morning Megan. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
My boyfriend wants me to choose between him for my dog.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh hell no, that's why we're here.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
If you ever have an issue for Ask Alabama, call
the show. We'll do our best to help. Eight three
three five oh one Bama is the number?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Why is your boyfriend making you choose between him or
your dog?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
So after we moved in together, the dog started getting
really anxious and jumping around my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
How long have you and your boyfriend lived together. Well,
we've been together for five years, but we.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Just moved in together last summer.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
And how long have you had the dog? I've had
this dog for eight years.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Okay, so you had the dog before you even started
dating your boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yes, that dog has That dog is like it's always
lived with.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Me, okay, And so then he moved in together. And
what's the dog doing.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Well, he's just like getting really anxious or around my boyfriend,
Like he gets jumpy and like runs around, and he's
been chewing on a lot of the furniture around the house.
And actually the worst part is he's been growling at
my boyfriend and he just does not like him, like
he wants nothing to do with him.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Oh god, okay, and so what did your boyfriend do?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
So my boyfriend the other day he told me, like,
actually it was the other night that I had to
choose either him or the dog, and he wants me
to take my dog to live with my mom and
get rid of him. And I'm just like devastated because
I love this dog so much, and I don't know
what do I do.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I already know what you're going to say, Blake, choose
the boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh my god, are you plan on marrying him?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I think so, But this is just really like grown
me for a loop.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Now, No, don't.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Choose the boyfriend, choose your dog.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You had the dog before you had your boyfriend. And
the dog's eight years old.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
If your boyfriend can't deal for another two or three
years with your dog and the fact that your dog
doesn't like him and is growling at him, that's a red.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Flag to me. Dogs are better judges of people than
people are. I think your boyfriend's doing something sketchy.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
I know my dog is kind of old, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Well, I will say this, a human life is more
important than a dog's life.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh my god, call the show. Have you ever been
in this situation where your spouse told you to get
rid of your animal or them?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Do you get rid of your dog for your spouse
or do you keep it?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
That's what we're talking about. And ask Alabama Today, Mike,
good morning.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
What do you think it's the dog up?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yes, thank you, Mike. You're my kind of people.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
If the dog doesn't like that guy, there's a reason
for it. Okay, I agree, great judge is a character.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I absolutely agree. Have you ever dated somebody that wanted.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
You to get rid of a dog.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Oh yeah, not for long.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Well did you break up with her?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I love you, Mike. Mike, thank you for calling the show.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Kristin, good morning. What do you think would you get
rid of your dog for your spouse or no?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
No dog.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
I've literally had this exact thing happen to me with
my ex husband.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
What he said he was going to move to the.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Garage and I said, fine, did he no start liking
the dog? Then my current husband. This dog did not
like men. As soon as he met my current husband,
he was in love.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
See I'm telling you, dogs are good judges of characters.
That dog, that dog knew you and your ex husband
were not going to stay together.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yes, so this is dead now, but that's another show.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well just escalated real quick, Kristin, I love you. Thank
you for calling the show. Sorry about your ex husband.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I mean it's it's fine.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
We've been divor as well. Okay, have a good day, Kristin.
I love you so much.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
By it's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
On the Alabama show, a woman got arrested for filling
her ex's gas tank with skittles and coke.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Why.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
I don't know about you, but that would rip me up.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Here's the thing. I see what she did there. The
skittles were pre sucked. And also how did they find
out that the skittles were presucked? And why did she
do that before she put them in his gas take?
I hate preseuch school.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Oh my gosh, she did that and put cokes heero.
Maybe she was thinking that it would have been like
a mentos reaction and it would have exploded, because you
know if you put mentos in Coca Cola.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Did this lady like get a psychiatric help for this?
I don't know, but she is in jail right now.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
So it's three things you need to know you with
the ELM.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
So the Birmingham Home Show is this weekend at the BJCC.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
If you want to go to the.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Marketplace and shop all the neat things for your homes
or services you may need for your home.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's all weekend long and it's only nine bucks to
get in.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
So that's this weekend at the BJCC.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Have fun.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
If you know somebody with a birthday coming up that
loves Stacho.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Bell, have you seen producer Blake?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
They just released a new milk Bar birthday cake churra.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I need you to repeat that one more time.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
For me, because your girlfriend likes Taco Bell, doesn't. She
loves it.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It's a milk Bar birthday cake churro. They are only
around for a limited time. They were released nationwide yesterday,
So even if it's your not your birthday, go get
one before they're gone, because they'll be gone fast.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
And the next James Bond.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Could be chosen by Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Okay, I've done so much looking into this. I've already
they released it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And I'm so excited. Released. What the information? What's the information?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
JEA Bezos has purchased the rights to make the next one.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Well, Amazon, they have creative control over the James Bond franchise,
and now Jeff Bezos is asking people on social media
who could be the next Double O seven. So technically,
if he wants to pick, he can pick the next
James Bond.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
So he acquired the rights and he said, hey, let
the fans actually pick who they want to see.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
On the STrenD. Who do I want?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, okay, I kind of want Idris Elba. Who is
that the he played in the suicide squad. He's okay,
I don't know like how to describe him.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Producer Blake is our resident movie guy.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
So when we find out who the next James.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Bond will be, we will let you critique that.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Oh trust me, I've got so many notes.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Here's what's coming up next on the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
If you've ever wanted to win your very own chickens,
because the cost of eggs is like a million dollars
right now, nobody can afford them.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You can grow your own eggs. We're giving away chickens.
Here is the sound.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Call the show if you want to win some chickens.
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
That's eight three three five oh one two two sixty two.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand, all.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Right, it's your last chance.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
So when you're very own chicken so you can grow
your very own eggs. This is my favorite thing we've
ever given away before.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Okay, is that your rooster impression?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Anyway, eight three three five oh one BAMA is the
number to call in Tiffany, good morning.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
What are you doing right now?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
I just dropped my babies off?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Did you just drop your kids off at school? Daycare?
Speaker 6 (13:47):
In school?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Girl?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Are you so ready to have the rest of the
day to yourself or are you going to work?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Work?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Tiffany? Are you calling to win your very own chickens?
I you you are our winner. Oh my god, that's
Producer Blake's rooster. Just Tiffany, congratulations, you just win your
mer own chickens.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You're listening to the Alabama Show. The following program is
on to men.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
If you want your relationship to last, don't ever.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Let Producer Blake be a part of it. Listen, you
little menace.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I am a cupid, but I am also a taker
of love.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
I'm Alabama with Producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Well?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
We have these friends that don't belong together, so I
decided I'm going to try to break them up.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
And how are you trying to break your friends up?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I'm trying to convince the girlfriend to date another guy.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh, you're sliding the girlfriend's DMS.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You're not even like telling the guy break up with
the girl. No, I don't like this other guy. No
one likes this other guy. Why do you think they
don't need to be together. He's not a very good guy.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
He's uh, he's told her he wouldnt show up to
her funeral one time. Oh my god, So now you
see what that's not even the only thing.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That's just the it's a toxic relationship.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Apparently she says he's gotten better.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
But after you say that, it's kind of done with
in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
So I have this friend.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
I said, hey, what would what would it take for
you to bring up with your boyfriend to date this guy?
She goes, If he shows up on a moped and
asks me out at my door, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I said, Oh god.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
So what I've been doing is I've been researching cheap
mopeds that looks that looks similar to one from us
so much. I looked up the moped from a Maclamore
music video and see if I can find a nud.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I used to have a moped. I could have loaned
it to you. That would be nice. Why a moped,
why not a motorcycle? Well, apparently she likes bad boys.
She likes you know, Macklamore. I know maclamore. He has
a music video. He has a music video, has a
ped in it. I know.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
And she said, if anybody guy rides up on that
moped and asks me out, I'll date them a meeting.
What if she.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Doesn't like that guy? What if that relationship doesn't work out,
you're gonna.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Break them up to that's the trick. I said, what
would you? She goes, I'm not saying no, so.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I'm saying though, but what if they don't work out?
Her and the new guy that you're trying to set
her up with.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
What if she breaks up with her boyfriend dates him,
then you don't like them together?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
You know, any personally care after that point because.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I'll be using diabolical I know. I'm a mans call
the show. Have you ever tried to break up friends
in your life? Eight three three five oh one, Bama
is the number. That's eight three three five oh one
two two six two.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Hey we're done, Go have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Anything you missed on the show, you can binge listen
all week and long. Look up the Alabama Show on
demand on the free iHeartRadio app, and then we'll see
you Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
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