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March 27, 2025 • 18 mins
Alabama has some weird naighbors that are up to some peculiar things next door. Producer Blake is not able to see his girlfriend on his day off anymore because of her job. You can now floss your brain in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey, buddy, good morning. What's on your mind?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I don't know. I went to bed very late.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'm kind of tired. How did you stay up last night?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
All right, don't be upset with me.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh my god, you know you have to wake up
early every morning?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
What time one?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
You stayed up till one in the morning? Why how
are you doing? I had church. Church does not last
until I am. And then I got an excuse. Then
I got home and don't blame Jesus.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I wasn't And then I got home and I went.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
You played Call of Duty, didn't he?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I did not play a game. I watched a movie
producer blight.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
You know you have to wake up every morning. You
know what you're doing jumping jacks to wake up for that?
Give me ten don't worry. I've already got my drinks
ready to go.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Now drop and give me twenty pushups.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
No, why isn't you're going up hi doing that? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Our TikTok Live is going to be fun today. By
the way, if you'd never watched TikTok Live, we go
live every morning so you can see behind the scenes.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Go follow Alabama Radio.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
We're close to the weekend, so so close.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'll let it slide. Hey, thanks for listening to the show.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Eight three three five o one Bama is the number
if you want to call in.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Good morning. It's what the hell headlines? What the hell
are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
On the Alabama Show, Three sisters are arrested for trying
to kill their mom after she turned off the Wi Fi.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Why why?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
That's how I feel? What do you even say to that?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Three sisters in Houston are facing charges after trying to
unelive their mom for turning off the Wi Fi. They
grab kitchen knives and chase their mom onto the street.
This is so crazy, Like, why are they so addicted
to the internet?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, go touch grass, I know. Listen to a neighbor
talk about it. When she got back from the gas station.
She says that there was cops outside.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
But they've always, you know, been known as like trouble
in this neighborhood and our neighbors till us the same theme.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Why the Super Easy Trivia with the Yella Mama Show.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Jessica, what are you doing right now? Where are you going?
Try to find a hasn't thought to work. Where do
you work? Are you downtown? Good? Now?

Speaker 7 (02:36):
Parking deck is a thanks?

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Really the only Prancis Parkian.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I love you right now.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I've heard the struggle is real when you work at
EAB and you get apart.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
We know you want to apply super Easy Trivia. You want
to make your day better?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yes, all right, you know how it works. I'll ask
the questions. Producer Blake is your lifeline? Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Question number one and what chemical element is used to
fill balloons?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
The ones that float v H on the periodic table?
Helium is correct?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Next question, Jessica, what does a caterpillar create before it
emerges as a butterfly? Cocon a cocoon is and babies?
Graaltude for two?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
You're so good?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
All right?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Next, but last one for the wind? How many Olympic
rings are there? Hang on, let me go my head.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Producer Blank's doing that with his hands.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Not seven go down a field?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Go go down another? Odd, y'all?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
That would be correct.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Jessica girl, Congratulations, you just won super easy Trivia.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Did you find a parking spot yet?

Speaker 5 (03:52):
I did not have to walk?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Congratulations, we appreciate you for listening to the show.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
There's three things you need to know you with the.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Element not Kalela Falls is now open after major renovations.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
They've been closed for a year.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
The campground has while the city spent millions of dollars
to upgrade the facilities. So they're holding a ribbon cutting
ceremony today. If you want to go see it and
go book your reservations to go camp at Nkulula Falls
if you haven't. Brain flossing is the new thing to
help reduce stress.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
You want to know what it is.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Of course, it's a way to cleanse your brain like
you clean your teeth. When you flosh your teeth, you
listen to eight D audio, which are sounds that switch
between your left and right ears. And what it does
is make it feel like the music is traveling from
one ear to the other, and it creates the feeling
that you're cleaning out unwanted.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Brain kunk, like you're flossing your brain.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I need to hear this. I need to go look
this up after.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Okay, deal, I got some brainkunk I need to get
rid of. I think you're one of them, all right,
I'm just kid, I love you.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Chapel Rowne just revealed she's been dating somebody for six
months and we had no clue.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
That makes sense. She's a very private person.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
She was on the Call Her Daddy podcast and this
is Alex Cooper asking her if she was single and
listened to her response, it's great.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
We are you single? No?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
How long?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Six months? Is it casual?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Serious? It's serious because I'm very in love.

Speaker 8 (05:23):
But I am pro single. Everyone should be single. I'm serious.
Be single, Stop dating, be single, have a great time alone,
find out for yourself if you can one hundred percent
be okay alone.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
That's great advice. Yes, but it's so funny. She gets
defensive over it.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Imagine your significant other saying you should be single. I
know other people you know how comfortable I know.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
But good for her. That's their things.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
You need to know more At the Alabama Show dot com,
you were listening to.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
The Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen? Your neighbor do?

Speaker 7 (06:00):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Are you the weird neighbor? Probably? Yeah, you probably are.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I think I am too. Thanks for listening to the
Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with producer Blake called the show
eight three thirty five. Oh one, Bama, my friends came
over yesterday. We're talking and we're I'm telling them all
of our crazy neighborhood. She and again's thinking that mine
has everybody's beat.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
And they just went up to me and she sent
me this video. She goes, oh, no, you missed you.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
You haven't seen the video I have of the guy
in our neighborhood practicing karate in his front yard. Okay,
she goes, first, I thought he was maybe a teenager.
He was outside with a shower curtain rod and his
mom yelled at him, bring me back.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
My shower curtain rod.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
And she goes, I looked, and he's a grown man.
I just want you to see that this one is
not the rod.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I get him.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
They're creep They're creeping in the windows video taping in.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
He does a cartwheel.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
I'm gonna be honest with you. This guy kind of
goes hard like this. Tell me you could you could
do this? No one can do This man is doing
some gymnastics in his front ear.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
And he is not a skinny guy like he is not.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
He is not an athletic guy that you would think
would be doing that.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
You want to see the shower pulse just to the
next one.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Just like me. He's like back in high school, he
was fat fit.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
He's got that lightsaber swinging it around. He looks like
he's in the Color Guard.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
This man deserves to bed in a movie. He's over
here flipping it and do it all.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
I would turn the audio up, but there's there's some
marts not suitable for radio. But you can hear my
friend says, they're watching him cackling.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
And you know they're not the only ones.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
The whole neighborhood's probably sitting picking out the windows watching them.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
So can you can you give me in touch with
that guy. I'm gonna go hang out with him.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
And learn his Yeah, call the show.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
What's the weirdest thing you have ever seen your neighbors do?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Eighty five one BAMA is the number.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Kelly, good morning.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen your neighbors do?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Well?

Speaker 7 (08:09):
First of all, they painted their house stark white. Okay,
I mean like in it with a purple door.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
White with the purple door sounds about like Willy Wonka's place.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
Yeah, and they have like fluorescent lights and stuff in
their house. They keep their curtains open and the kind
of stream.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Do you ever go peek in their windows?

Speaker 7 (08:31):
You know I'd be scared too, because they're the weird,
So we call them the Martians.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Kelly, you do you sit and like crack your blinds
open and just watch their house from your house?

Speaker 7 (08:44):
You can't quite see it from our house. There are
a couple of houses over.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Okay, but do you just drop by to see what
they're up to? Sometimes?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah? I love it. Thank you for calling.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
What's the weirdest thing you ever have seen your neighbor?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Do?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Call the show? Eight three three five one Bama. What'd
you see your neighbors?

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Do?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
So?

Speaker 6 (09:06):
One of my neighbors when I was living at the
place before I live now, when I was staying at
a friend's place, the dude would stay outside people's door
for like hours at a time and wait and ask for cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
That's not weird, that's just a slumming.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
No, he would never knock.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I had a lady wait. He would never knock.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
He would just sit and wait till they came out.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Yeah, oh no, no, literally, I watched him one time.
He sat outside our door for like thirty minutes, and
I was like, no, there's no way this dude's sitting
here stalking.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I had an old lady, well she was old, but
she's older.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
She would never pay her power bill. And I lived
in a house that was split into apartments, and she
would come down and crack open my door and plug
an extension cord to an outlet in my part of
the house and run it upstairs, and like, I don't
know what she plugged up.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
I would get mad and I would unplug it. She'd
come back down and crack my door open and plug
it back up. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Eight three three five one BAMA is the number. What
is the weirdest thing you have ever seen your neighbors do?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Misty just commented on The Alabama Show on Facebook she
saw her neighbors cutting their grass with scissors.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
I also saw one where somebody painted their car with ketchup.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh stop.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen your neighbors doing?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Gary.

Speaker 9 (10:30):
It wasn't really my neighbor. It was my landlord.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
What was your.

Speaker 9 (10:36):
He was a large animal veterinarian. And all of a sudden,
my son is standing at the window and he goes,
dead horse in the yard.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Your kid said what yeh?

Speaker 9 (10:48):
Walk over and I look out and he is. I
guess you could say, fixing a horse okay in my
front yard?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Light neuter in the horse.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (11:02):
So when he takes the horse and takes everything else,
he leaves the leftovers.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Wah, my god, what you do with them?

Speaker 9 (11:14):
I didn't do anything with them. I looked out there
and there was a neighborhood dogs taking care of.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I love you, Thank you for calling the show. We're
gonna hang up now right.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's three things you need to know the Element show.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
All right.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
If you want to go to the End Addiction Birmingham Walk,
it's next week April fifth, on Saturday. It's a free
event that starts at ten am to help raise awareness
and there's resources like Knox Alone trainings and Memorial fly
Garden for those lost to addiction. It's just a really
good thing to go to. That's April fifth. More at
bhimnow dot com.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
There's a live action Scooby Doo in the works.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Again, who's in this show?

Speaker 4 (11:56):
It's a series, it's not even a movie. Netflix is
working on it, and I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
It's live action. I don't know who's in it.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Oh, I bet you they're going to take a horror
spin to it, because that's what all the rage.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Is right now.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
I would love it, and I like when Netflix does
their own, like when they redid Wednesday from The Adams Family.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Netflix is great. We don't know when it'll be out,
but they've been working on it.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
For a year so hopefully so.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
And here's the secret to help you get better sleep.
Tired producer Blake wearing socks to bed.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I won't do it. I'm a sweaty boy when I
lay in bed.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
I hate wearing anything on my feet, like I will
cover up and kick my feet out of the covers.
But they say keeping your toes toasty might boost your
chances because wearing socks help lower your core body temperature,
which can help you fall asleep faster.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Also, taking a warm.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
But not hot shower before bed can also help give
you the same effect to make you sleepy.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
I'm gonna do what I want.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Okay, that's the things you need to know more. At
the Alabama Show dot com.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
You were listening to the Alabama Show.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Eight three three five O one. Bama is the number
to call if you have good news. Good morning.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Who's this?

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Hey, Bama? Theriic White, Hey, buddy, you just called it
just the right time I was listening, so I was like,
let me call it now, love you because you're mom.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
What's awesome today?

Speaker 7 (13:16):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (13:17):
I have a what's awesome for myself? So I run
the New South Softball League and we are a LGBT
league here in Birmingham. Yes, and our league started over
the weekend and we were able to complete all of
our games without any rain.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
What's awesome?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Okay? But what are you gonna let me come throw
the first?

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
You say, you go? And I heard you say.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
And yeah yeah. And we are in the process of
planning our Southern Shootout Softball tournament, okay, which is Easter weekend. Okay,
And I would like to formally invite you to throw
out the first pitch or the tournament.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
You got to cheer for me, Blake, this is awesome.
He's been sassy this morning.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yes, I absolutely will, and I'm super thrilled that you
asked me. I don't know if I'm gonna do good?
Do other people mess up the first pitch?

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Like nobody does it yet?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Okay, I'm gonna start practicing throwing some balls this weekend.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Absolutely, I will be there.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
And if people want to come to the games to watch,
where do they get their tickets?

Speaker 5 (14:37):
So it's free. It's a free event. It's all day
Saturday and all day Sunday at George Ward Park right
off of Green Springs Avenue.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I freaking love you, Eric, you are the best, and
I love you for listening to the show and for
letting us be a part of it.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Absolutely, we look forward to it and tell everybody bring friends, family,
It's a fun event. Kids are invited, you know, bring
your kids. Just come out, have a good time and
enjoy some softball and some craziness that will happen over
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
is fun demand.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
How far do you live from your girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
About an hour and a half or more.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
That's a hike.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I know, I'm I'm aware.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
I'm Alabama with producer Blake. And what has happened I
think is it's it's not funny, but it's funny.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Well, I mean, I just think the planets were like,
I'm not getting in line for you.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Because what happened.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
I finally got Saturdays off again for the first time
in a couple of years.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, because you've been like, you've been coming into work
working Saturdays at like six in the morning.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
Yes, and she's not had a job, right, Well, she
finally got a job.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
But guess what days they have.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Her schedule for what days?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Saturdays?

Speaker 6 (15:56):
So I see now I see her out the same
amount that I saw her before, which is Wednesday, nights
and Sundays after church for about two hours each day.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
And that's it.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
That's about it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
And her work is like, oh, so you have time
off now?

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Huh No, are you frustrated about it?

Speaker 6 (16:19):
I'm a little irritated because I was like, oh, finally
I'll have Saturdays off to go spend with my girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
And he goes see family and a bit of both.
I've had none of that so far.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
None of that tell me how much you miss your girlfriend?
How hard is it?

Speaker 6 (16:35):
Well, I would much rather not be in a long
distance thing. I'd rather her just move here, but.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
She won't move in unless y'all get married.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Well, yeah, but I don't even care if she moved in.

Speaker 10 (16:46):
Just move here. I don't want to be here by
myself anymore.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
I'm so bored? Are you so? You sound so sad?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (16:59):
Just give me my Saturday. I don't call her work
and be like please, all on what.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
You should get her boss's number and be like, hey,
I'm gonna need you to let my girlfriend have Saturdays
off so we can hang out.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
I just need you, guys to not work on Saturdays anymore.

Speaker 10 (17:15):
Close down, listen.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
He works at Sam's. They're not going to close on Saturdays.
That's the busiest day of the week for Sam's.

Speaker 10 (17:21):
They might for me if I ask nicely, or if.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
They get her transferred to the one that's closer to us.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
There's a couple closer to us.

Speaker 10 (17:29):
Well that, but hear me out.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
I tell them I know people. I don't actually know people,
but I tell them I do and convince them to
let her off on Saturdays. Call the show.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Have you ever gone through something like this? Eight three
three five, I would Bama is the number the.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Alabama show on to me. It's amazing free on the
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
That's all of the Alabama Show.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
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Speaker 2 (17:53):
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Speaker 4 (17:55):
Blake eating a Goose smoothie, which was the greatest moment.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
On the show of all time.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
I mean that's subjective, but we're everywhere, so guy follow
us on social if you're not, and you can see
all the things that happen behind the scenes. That's the
Alabama Show and we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
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