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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Do you have a weird question today? You know how
you always have weird questions for people in the office.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Oh, yeah, yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
By the way, thank you for listening to the show.
I'm Alabama with producer Blake. Producer Blake always has weird,
random questions. What's today's What.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Weird attachment would you add to your body?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You've asked me this before, not on air. Yeah, you
did it. You were like, if you could be a
power tool?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
No no, no, no, no, what attachment? Like, I'm going to
add wings like something that you would Where.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Do you come up with this stuff? Do you want
to be able to fly?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I can't. I can't answer this.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I feel like you.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I know your answer.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
What's my answer?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Webbed feet so you can swim with your little ducks?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
No, I got a kayak for that.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Would it be I would.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Do wing so I could fly with Well, my chickens
can't fly. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You you already got a motor in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You shut your mouth anyway. Good morning. Thank you for
listening to the show. If you want to answer the question?
Eight three three five one Bama is the number. What's
coming up this morning? What are we doing? We're talking
about your life?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Oh yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Seven o'clock. Apparently producer Blake's girlfriend's family got on his
nerves over the Easter holiday. And then at eight o'clock,
your chance to win tickets to Bonore with Bond the
Room Bingo. It's all on the way, Thanks for listening.
Good morning is what the hell?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Headlines on the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Cops were caught playing crime Bingo while on duty.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Why did anyone get one?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
You know, that's a great question. Thirteen cops in Montana
were caught playing a game called crime Bingo. They fill
in squares for things like do a search warrant on
a car, listen to the police chief talk about it.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Two teams of patrol officers were engaged in a Bengo
competition where success in the game hinged on whether they
engaged in actions listed on the Bengo card, and then
they filled in squares of things that they wanted to
see happen or have happened in order to check off
that box in the Bengo card. So an example of
One of those was to do a search warrant on
a car.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
What super easy trivia with the Yella Mama schell April,
good morning, what are you doing? I'm driving to work?
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Thank you how much for entertaining me on my way up?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Love you.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
How long is your drive to work? It's about an hour?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Ooh girl? Where do you work?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
They better be paying me for all that driving. I
work at UAB and I love it awesome. Thank you
for what you do. I know UAB has got to
be a stressful but rewarding, an awesome job. So you
are great. Thank you, April. You want to play super easy?
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Absolutely all right, girl, we got you.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Asked the questions Producer Blake is your lifeline? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Happy?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
April? Question number one? Who is Batman's sidekick?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Robin?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
No no no no no no no no no no
bat me. He had to do it. Next question, April,
what fruit do monkeys love to eat? He's gonna go
with banana. Yes, that's problem.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
That is it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Producer Blake has a shirt right now with bananas all
over it. I didn't even know that when I wrote
that question down, Eat me God, April. Last one for
the wind. How many states are in the United States
of America?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Fifty state?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Fifty is correct? Appra congratulations, thank you you just once
super easy trivia. What was that?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
There's three things you need to know with the elemow
don't forget.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Get your tickets to Magic City Wine Fest May third
at the Hoover Mint. So we're about two weeks away. Literally,
they sell out every year. There's wine from all over
the world, there's food, there's live music. It's a good time.
May third at the Hoover Mint, Magiccitywinefest dot Com. Today
is Earth Day. Yay, be excited about our planet. You
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live here. Here's some simple things you can do to
help the planet. If you want to try to reduce
your impact today, buy from second hand stores like thrift stores.
You do that, don't You Sometimes plan your meals ahead
so you can reduce food waste and switch to eco
friendly cleaning products. It's real simple changes. It helps make
(04:51):
a difference. Okay, you can do that. And we all
know Pope Francis passed away yesterday, well over the week, kend.
Why are you making a face?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I just love this music.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, we all know the Pope died. We found out
his cause of death. He passed away from a stroke
irreversible heart failure following a long bow of double pneumonia,
and he was in a coma when he passed away.
But I have some fun facts about the Pope Francis.
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yea, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Did you know he was a bouncer before he became
the pope at a night club in Argentina.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Here's the Pope, sir, literally.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Was a bouncer.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
He used to own a Harley. No word on if
he wrote it, but he did own a Harley for
a while. And he once said that he would baptize
aliens if they wanted him to. If they came to
Earth and said, Pope, will you baptize us? He said
he would do it.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
That is a wild take from a poope, coolest pope ever.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Home on to me.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Here's your chance if you ever want to call the
show and talk smack about your spouse's family, that's what
we're doing today. I guess we're right here ready for you.
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama
show I'm Alabama with producer Blake. What happened over at Easter, Buddy?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
So I went to my girlfriend's house, okay for a
barbecue get together, and most of her family's there. It's
her grandparents, her parents, and the other grandparents.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I want to preface this with how long have you
been dating your girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Two years?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
And there's been a little bit of contention between you
and your girlfriend's dad over the years because he's been
trying to set her up with somebody else and get
her to break up with you.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Well, he finally gave the okay that I'm okay now okay,
But now we're sitting there eating lunch right the Eastern lunch,
and all I hear is while they're eating, and I
can't who is doing that. Her grandmother and her cousin
are in front of me and they're talking while they're eating,
(07:02):
uh huh, and they're going and I was like, I
look at my girlfriend. I'm like trying to not get
mad at.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Them, because Producer Blake has a sensory thing like you. Literally,
if I eat too loud in the studio, you will
get up and walk out, correct, Because I don't want
to get mad and you had to sit in it.
I had to sit there. You know what the problem is?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
This is great.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
You would think since they're eating and talking, they'd finish
their food faster.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Update they did not.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
It took longer, and they got a second plate, and
I had to sit there and listen to the entire thing.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
And her grandmother goes, so blake.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
What do you like to do?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I'm like, I'm like, you know, I just just hang out.
I did not want to dress it.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You are not perfect.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You sit and you I want you to know you
are the person that also does this in the mornings.
I don't here lately, but you've started this thing. You'll
be righting the microphone and you'll go good. I need
you to know I'm hearing alive, and I'll be like,
why are you breathing so hard? Buddy? You okay? But yeah,
(08:12):
what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I'm focused. I'm focused on my phone, and I get
I get really studying that.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Uh huh. But all I know is you do this too.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You literally cannot complain.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You do this too.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You do this.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
This isn't about me.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
This is about the situation at hand, and you're making
it so much worse. You know what I'm done gropping?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Call the show. Literally, what's the sound that people do
that drive you nuts? You're gonna say stop? Eight three
three five oh one BAMA is the number. It's eight
three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Eight three three five one BAMA is the number to
call the show, Kim, good morning. What's the sound that
drives you nuts?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
It's the same as him. I cannot stay and to
hear mouth noises, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Do you get mad?
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Yes? It literally creates a rage inside of our body.
And once you hear it, it's so hard not to
hear it.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Okay, So like food smacking, broking up with her boyfriend, No,
you have broken up with a boyfriend white because he
was allowed eater.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Yes, I guess, you know, like in the beginning, you
don't hear those things. You're like all in the happy face. Yeah,
And then one day I was like, you smack?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
What did he do?
Speaker 7 (09:32):
He was like, no, I don't. I was like, yes,
you do, and so I don't know. For a few days.
I told him, hey, you're smacking, and he tried to
work on it and then he got to where he's like,
I don't care, and I was like, well I do,
and I can't live like this.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
And now you have lived happily ever after. Are you
in any relationship with a non smacker.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Yes, I'm married. We've been married for five years. He
does not smack.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I love that, I know.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Said, he drives me crazy, Kim.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
That's awesome. Thank you for calling.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Thanks you have good day.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Eight three three five O Onebama. Is the number to call, Kelly,
good morning. What's the sound that drives you nuts? Loud breathing, sniffling,
sniffling sniffling. That's a good way, a freaking note. I
do that a lot because I have allergies, Producer.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Blake, you do the I mean, I can even handle
the deep like snots.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Fuck, it's that little light sniffling just drives me nuts.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
All right, Well, remind me not to be around you
when I have allergies, Kelly.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Okay, Well, that's all year round in Alabama, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
It is?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Is?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Headlines on the Alabama Show saying please and thank you
to chat GBT is wasting millions of dollars?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
What the hell?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
How does that save millions.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
No, it's wasting millions in computing power. So a open
AI CEO Sam Altman on Twitter responded to a question
somebody said, how much money is it wasting in computer
power when people say please and thank you to chat GPT,
He said, tens of millions of dollars are spent every
day when people do that.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
My thing is I whenever they start to take over,
I want to be known as like, oh, that guy
is said please and thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
It's three things you need to know you with the
Elema Show.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
All right, we are going to have scattered storms throughout
the day to day, just like yesterday through the early evening.
There is a slight risk that a storm could have
strong gusty winds in hail for the southern part of
the state of Alabama. So just keep a lookout on
the weather today, but it should be pretty mild for
the rest of the day Overnight. Sam's Club is going
all AI, do you show up at Sam's Club? No,
(11:48):
but my girlfriend works there. Oh I love Sam's Club.
They're phasing out the in person check out to all
of their locations to replace it with the scan and
go and you just walk through, which I do so
you scan and buy the things on your mobile. But
I have a feeling me Ma, my grandmother who raised me,
is going to be stressed out because she will not
buy a smartphone. And if they phase it out, how
she gonna go shop at SAMs? What if she's gonna
(12:09):
send me to do Wor's shopping?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Oh man, I can't wait for this.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I can't. They literally just opened a store in Texas
to SAMs that has automated forklifts and a pizza robot
in the cafe. Also, like they're just phasing out people
all together.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I still got my forklift license.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Sam's Okay, here are the things you should never keep
near the stove, according to the experts. I'm going to
test you, Producer Blake, because you live in a house
with four other guys. It's what efforts a FRAH house.
Let's see if y'all do this. Okay, are you ready?
I'm cooking oil. Don't keep it by the stove. It
could catch on fire. I don't think we have that.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I do this.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Spices, They lose your flavor. What am I not supposed
to be doing spices? Don't put the spices next to
the stove. The heat'll make it lose the flavor coffee. Also,
if you keep coffee by the stove, the flavor breaks
down near high temperatures and fruit will ripen faster. Also,
don't leave your medications and your supplements near the stove.
It'll make it not work anymore because of the heat.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
I can't have anything by the stove. Then I guess
I'm about to get rid of all my stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, I mean preferably just keep it a clear space.
Be'st the things you need to know. More at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
The Alabama Show on to me, It's free on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I got a good news story for you, Okay, an
eighty three year old race car super fan got to
drive a race car that's kind of sick, and it's
a woman. Eighty three year old woman in Colorado. Her
lifelong dream was driving a race car, so it was
granted by AARP's wish of a lifetime. I love that
they do this at Pike's Peak. She got to drive
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the race car on Pike's Peak International Raceway. Listen to
her talk about it. I'm holding the steering wheel and
my heart is beating so famy and the adrenaline just
starts at my feet. I just go up into my
arms and into my hands. Couldn't believe I was driving
a NASCAR race car. Would you on a Bonafly track?
(14:09):
Would you let your grandma drive a race car?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Did you imagine me, mom, my grandma driving a race car.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I'd get away from that state.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I wouldn't be near that racetrack that day anyway. That
is what's awesome if you, if you have a dream
that you want to fulfill, You're never too old and
I love that. Congratulations, That's what's.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Awesomey Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's time Bingo for your chance to win tickets to
Mottery where you can see Luke Comes, Olivia Rodrigue, Tyler,
the Creator Glass Animals and more. We're playing Bingo. You
gotta call in guests three in a row on the
Bengo card. The middle is a free space and if
you get three in a row, you get to go.
Today's Bingo card is producer.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Blake Everything Producer Blake, Producer.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Blake's favorite Things. If you can guess what's on the
Bingo card, tell us a little about yourself. Producer Blake
In case people who don't know you, I'm a fun
loving guy, a fun.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Loving guy that likes to wear fun outfits.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I'm a real boy. He lives in a house with
a bunch of dudes. He just graduated college. He's got
a girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I sing you sometimes.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah. So, if you can think of Producer Blake's favorite things,
call the show eight three three five oh one Bama.
That's eight three three five oh one two two six
two the Alabama Show.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
On to me.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
It's amazing free on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
App Honoree Bingo. If you want to play, eight three
three five oh one Bama is the number. Matt, Good morning.
What are you doing right now?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
I'm sitting that work.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'm calling for redemption.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
You know I lost last week.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Hey you did bingo last week, didn't you, Buddy?
Speaker 5 (15:48):
I sure I sure did.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
All right, let's see if we can get you a
win today Today in Battery Bingo, it's Producer Blake's favorite things.
Your middle space is a free space. You get three guesses.
If you get three in a row, you go.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
What is your guest? Number one? Matt, I gotta go alcohol.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Alcohol is surprisingly.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Blake not one of his favorite things or next? All right,
you get two more guesses.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Okay, I want to go generic. I want to say music.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Music is.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
On the mango card.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
You are the I was about to say, you got it.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
You are the bottom right corner. So you get one
more guess. If you can guess what's on the top
left corner. You are going to bonarey.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Okay, I'm really corn because I've seen his shirt that
he's wearing.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
On TikTok Okay, so I could go crazy shirts, but.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I think I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go like barbecue.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I'm gonna just ask you if that's your final answer.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Oh no, okay, no, it's actually not.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
What's your final answer?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I was just joking. Uh ice RM, I'm sorry, Matt, you.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Did not get through. That's all right, you got.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
All right.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Good luck next time.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Matt The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Eight three three five oh one BMO is the number
if you want to play Bonnaroo bingo, jeremy, good morning?
Who is this I'm working supposed to be?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Are you hiding in the bathroom so your boss doesn't
know you're calling trying to win to gets to Bonnaro.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
No, I'm just I'm just start here in the free space.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
You're taking a break.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
I'm in free space.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Well, you got a free space on the Bottaroo Bingo
card too.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You want to play?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Sure I do?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
All right, Jeremy, you get three guesses. Today's card is
producer Blake's favorite Things. What's your first guess? First time
with action figures. Action figures is on the card. You
got the bottom left corner. All right, Jeremy, you get
two more guesses. What's your second guess?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Video games?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
You know what, Jeremy, that is the top right corner.
And you don't even get a third guest because you
just Jeremy, Congratulations, you just won Bonnao Bingo. You got
(18:26):
it diagonally, three in a row.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Very excited.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You sound very excited, Buddy boss in thee. I now
you're going to Monoro. Congrats, Buddy, calm down, man for sure,
I am man.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Go on play Reaction Figures.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
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Speaker 3 (18:51):
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