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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hey buddy, good morning.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
How was your weekend eventful? Your girlfriend texted me? Did
she tell you?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah? She said I lost Blake.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
And then found him and you were buy a Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Something signed photo. Yes, I told her.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
I was debating on buying it because it was only
three hundred and fifty dollars only.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, only three hundred.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You work in radio, we could probably get you.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
A Sabrina Carpenter signed something for free.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
That's why I didn't buy it.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Sign Honey. I might buy you an engagement ring one day,
but first let me.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Buy the Sabrina Carpenter autograph photo.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
She knows where she stands.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Hey's going to be a good day.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Ask Alabama on the Way at seven o'clock, what the
hell headlines? There's a lot crazy things people are doing
in the news at six fifteen.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Eight fifty at eight o'clock. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
We'll decide. We'll decide mid show. There's it's a chooser
on Adventure Day. Anyway, All on the way, Good morning,
Happy Monday, Thank you for listening. It's what the hell headlines,
What the hell are you talking about? On the Alabama Show,
an eighty eight year old woman fleet this scene after
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running her SUV into a seventy seven year old woman
on a scooter.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So this is elderly beef.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
That's where it happened.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Oh my gosh, is it Florida?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yes, it was in Clearwater, Florida. They're calling it a
gray on gray crime.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I can't investigate her say she was driving in the
parking lot of a Sam's Club around eight point thirty
when the crash occurred. It was literally a hit and run.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
She was booked in jail, and she's got a mug shot.
Let me show you this mug shot.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Dude, Grandy, don't play why.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
It's super Easy Trivia with the Yelabama.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Show Producer Blake, come on down all right. In today's
game of Super Easy Trivia, we asked super easy questions.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Producer Blake answers the questions and.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
If you want to win, Chris Brown tickets called the
show eight three three five h one Bamo is the
number of producer Blake.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Question number one are you ready?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Whose nose grew longer every time he lied?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Most of the time it was Pinocchio and the rest
of the time it was producer Blake Alabama. Now you
next question, what color are the stars on the American flag?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
What color?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
White? Good job man.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
And last one for the wine, who is the fairy?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
And Peter pan Uh, you don't know this. It's a
Tinger Belle. It's Tingerbelle. Yep, that is it.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
And congratulations, buddy, you just won super easy trivia.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I don't know what I'm going to do with all
this excitement for the day.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What am I going to do with it? I'm b.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
It's three things you need to know you there's.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
A beloved coffee shop in Homewood closing, Biddy and Bow's.
They said, with heavy hearts, we share the difficult news
that b and Bow's Coffee Birmingham will be closed. Their
last day is currently scheduled for Wednesday, April thirtieth.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
That's this Wednesday. If you don't know Biddy and Bo's.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
They're dedicated to hiring people with disabilities and you can
now buy merch from their website for fifty percent off
to show your support. Your pets get seasonal allergies too.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Do you know this?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yes, my dog man, I spend so much money on
allergy medicine for her, but a lot of people don't
know because they think just sneezing is a sign.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Here the things to look for.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
If your pets are rubbing their face on your furniture,
red skin, loss of fur, or they may lick their
paws a lot and bite their skin, that means go
to your bed, gets allergy medicine.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
It does help your pets. Just do it.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Have you seen Katy Perry getting roasted while she's on
tour right now?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I have seen Katy Perry getting blasted all over the internet.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Just so yes.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
She made an outfit that she's wearing on tour that
is space themed and here.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Are some of the comments. Some of the comments.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Said, is this what happens after you go to space
and back? Another one said you went to space for
eleven minutes and now you an alien? And another person said, well,
I hope your damage control is successful.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
This is not the way. There's a video of her
dancing too. Have you seen this?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
No, We're going to post it at the Alabama show
on all the socials.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's very awkward. It's like very weird, and Katie Perry.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Is getting older, and I hate this because I loved
Katie Perry when she first became Katie Perry and got famous.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I kissed the girl best song ever when it first
came out. What is she doing now? It's so bad.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
She's crowd controlling.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It is so weird. That's the thing you need to
know more at The Alabama Show.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
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Speaker 4 (05:22):
App Jason, Good morning. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
My wife is mad at me for watching my sister's dog.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Oh well, that's why we're here.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
If you ever have an issue for Ask Alabama, we
do our best to help.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number.
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Yeah, So, my wife hates dogs, like really really does
not like dogs. Okay, and my sister went on a
business trip and couldn't find anyone to watch her dog.
So obviously I told her I would do it, And
when she dropped off the dog, my wife was at work.
But when my wife got back home and saw the dogs,
she flipped out, even though I had the dog in
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the backyard. My wife told me that I need to
get rid of it, but I'm not going to do
that because there's literally nowhere for the dog to go
until my sister gets back.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
So, oh, I don't blame you. I wouldn't get rid
of it either. What's going on? So what did your
wife say when you told her?
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Now, now my wife isn't speaking to me at all,
and uh, I don't see the big deal. The dog
isn't even in the house. So am I wrong?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Producer Blake? What do you think I actually.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Get rid of that thing if your wife doesn't like it.
The wife is more important than any dog.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
The dog is in the yard and it's for his sister.
I say, you're not wrong. You're doing something nice for
your sister. Your wife needs to get over it. I
cannot date somebody who doesn't like dogs. Call the show?
Have you ever dealt with this? Eight three three five
oh one Bama is the number? That's eight three three
five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You are listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Jason is watching his sister's dog but didn't tell his wife,
and now they're fighting and his wife isn't talking to him.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Call the show?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Have you ever gone through something like this? Eight three
three five o one Bama is the number, Andrew, good morning.
Do you think Jason's wrong for bringing the dog home?
Speaker 8 (07:07):
Oh no, He's not wrong. I'd say fur babies or
something special you gotta take care of.
Speaker 9 (07:12):
And I'll name that.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
The woman can just get over a feeling. It's an
animal that needs loving care.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Have you ever brought home animal and major wife?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Man?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I feel like you have.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
How I have many times? So it's randomly's some of
them the wildlife fish found out about that. I love you, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Hey, they ate ticks, I get it.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
That's it. Yah Sufi fucking married the wrong woman the
first time. I stuggle Apostlem.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Eight three three five O one Bama is the number
to call the show and good morning. What do you
think about Jason bringing home his sister's.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Dog and his wife being mad about it?
Speaker 10 (07:57):
Well, I think that's a serious problem in their relationship.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
But I don't.
Speaker 10 (08:02):
I don't think that he has any choice but to
make his wife happy in the long run. But he
shouldn't get you on his sister. Maybe sign go board
the dog or something, you know, I mean, a happy wife,
happy life.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Has anybody ever done this to you?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Well, I mean I'm.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Got a situation A long time when I was watching
some faral kittens for the next door neighbor. There were
three of them. A fourth one showed up from somewhere
a couple of weeks later, and it was skinning bones,
and so I took it into my boyfriend and I said,
I think you might die. We don't keep the manahan
and he blew up to us.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
So I had to go to work. So I come
home the next morning. He's got the kitten asleep on
his shoulder. The next morning, so the kitten must have
wanted want him over, but he w a dash when
I have that sleepitting cat in the house.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
And y'all, y'all, I just love you. You are my
spirit animal. Okay, I love you so much.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Appreciate, enjoy listening to y'all.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Hey, thank you. Well, I'm glad you saved that kitten.
Speaker 10 (09:06):
Yeah, I mean we kept getting His name is Camo,
looking to having spaded, so we.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Thought it was a female.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
We go to pick it up and it turned.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Out to be a male.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
Okay, so we still got it all good.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Yeah, you don't want to make prowling making more kittens, Well, yeah, we're.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
Gonna get them six regardless.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
It's it's a faral cat, but we friendly got him
friendly and he's a good.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Kit in hell.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
Well, hey, and thank your thank you very much for
bu buy.
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your tickets to Magic City Wine Fest. Get your tickets
to Magic City Wine Fest because it will sell out
May third, this Saturday. Are you ready, Producer Blake, have.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
You met me?
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Yes?
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I'm ready.
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Speaker 5 (09:59):
Who's selling this Pope merge everybody?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
And it's going for thousands of dollars.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
You can find stuff on like websites like eBay and
it's Pope Francis trading cards, autographed items, holy oil, said
to be blessed.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
By the Pope.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
You know that just pulled that out of their kitchen.
Speaker 11 (10:19):
Socks with the Pope face on it and rosaries linked
to the Pope.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Is the Vatican selling this, No, it's just.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
People on eBay for thousands of dollars.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Here's some of Pope for instances bathwater.
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Speaker 3 (10:42):
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Speaker 4 (10:43):
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one's so vague, every tiny detailed down to her toes,
so like pedicures toenails.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Do you pay attention to girls toenails?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I mean I guess.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I mean yeah, if my toenail, if your girlfriend's.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Toe paint is chipping, you can say something.
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Maybe you got a good looking collar bone. I'm locking
with get them?
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Speaker 5 (11:11):
Everyone looks at him. Yeah, not everyone.
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How did you do that? Those three things you need
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Speaker 5 (11:38):
What is it?
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By the way, if you ever have a feel good
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Speaker 3 (11:43):
Three three five oh one Bama.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
A woman went to Starbucks drive through with the rooster.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
And got a cluck cup instead of a pop cup.
I'm doing it, and she went viral. You want to
hear it? And the birds happened? Do you have a
clup cup? Pop pup?
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Absolutely? I hear your pop asking for it.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
He's actually a roaster, Sank.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Thank you for bringing him ahead. We'll see fluffy.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's so cute.
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Speaker 3 (12:29):
That's what's awesome.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on de Man
somehow off the air.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
We're talking about my grandmother who raised me, may Mo,
and you have a.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Guy that's sixty or sixty you want to set her
up with.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
On a date.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
He's somewhere around that age.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
May Mall is eighty and may Mall is widowed. My
grandfather passed away four years ago. We're just let's call
her and see what she thinks.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Let's see if she answers.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
She bitter.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Hello, may Mom, me say hey to me. Mom. Blake, Hello,
hey Blake.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
We were talking about it and producer Blake has a
man that goes to church with him that's single, and
we were wondering if we could set you up. Hemo,
come on.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Me, moll, please give him a chance.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
He's a good boy.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
He's a good boy. I don't need a boy.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
He's he's sixty years old.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
You get a little young man for that, for that
more stamminum.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Oh my god, are you speaking from experience?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Not yet? No, he.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Is because he used to work at home depot and
the older ladies used to hit on him.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Cougars love producers.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Cougars do love me. So I know what I'm talking
about here.
Speaker 9 (13:53):
I bet you do.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Hey, look, mem just trust me here. He's the man
of most dreams.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
Really.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yes, she got lots of money probably probably.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I don't know those financials, but I know it makes
enough to do stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
What kind of car does he drive?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
It's nice.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
He probably has a little Ponda Civic.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
No, and he keeps it clean too, But he keeps
it dirty on the inside. If you know what I'm saying, mem,
Oh god.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Oh yeah, you can wear a proun.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
So I'll go ahead and tell him. I'll tell him
you said yes.
Speaker 9 (14:28):
No, when you find out it's finances, you give me
a call.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
What does he need to make minimum for you to
be happy?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Ooh, one hundred thousand a year?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
No, I want more than that, two fifty five hundred thousand.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
I was thinking, millionaire.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
What if I called you?
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Wait, mem if we could find you a single millionaire,
would you go on a date with him?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Your airs?
Speaker 9 (14:57):
What would the date be?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
He'll probably we're in a private gin, his mansion. No,
but are you enjoying your long time?
Speaker 9 (15:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Okay, Well do you want to spend her a long
time with another man?
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
My god?
Speaker 9 (15:18):
You know that. I was saying money talk.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
I bet you his money does talk. You just got
to give him a chance.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Well, I love you.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
It's just we were brainstorming and we thought, let's set
me all up on a date, and so I thought
I figured we would call you and ask you first.
Speaker 9 (15:36):
Nah, I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
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Speaker 3 (15:43):
Okay, we're done. Enjoy the rest of your day.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
There's more chances twenty thousand dollars, so keep listening throughout
the rest of the day and we will.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Be back tomorrow morning at six am.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
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