April 3, 2025 • 16 mins
A coworker is bringing a first date to an awards ceremony with Alabama and Producer Blake. Producer Blake is mad about having to push a grill up stairs. KFC is releasing a new toothpaste in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hey buddy, Hello, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I don't know. Going to get lunch with a friend?
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Is this your weekly lunch with your guy friend? That
y'all post pictures of you eating bread like Lady in
the tramp.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
It's a cano, but yes, sick of I'll do it again.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I know nothing else, No weird questions. What's your herd
question of the day.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
If you had to be like a deodorant stick, what
flavor would you be?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Well, you've licked it, it would be salt.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
That's gross. That is one of the most disgusting things I've.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Ever Literally, this happened on the show. I had to
switch to salt deodorant and made producer Blake listen to
lick it on the show. Go back and follow the
Alabama show Man.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It's great. Yeah, it's on the podcast video.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
We'll post it plust up today.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Anyway, good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
We're so close to Friday. Thank you for listening to
the show. On the way all kinds of things, what's awesome,
what the hell? Headlines and more. But you can call anytime.
Eight three thirty five oh one Bama is the number.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Jessica, good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 7 (01:24):
I am on my way to work.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Where do you work? What do you do?
Speaker 7 (01:27):
I work at Children's Alabama?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
I'm sure you have the most stressful job ever sometimes.
All right, Jessica, are you calling to play Super Easy
Trivia for these tickets to Freaky Friday? I am I'll
ask the questions. Producer Blake is your lifeline?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (01:44):
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
All right, Jessica. How many inches are in a foot? Twelve?
Twelve would be?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
That would be correct?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Correct? I'm supposed to say correct. Look I'm helping out, Jessica.
Question number two, which is break a leg?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Mean good luck?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
That is also correct?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You hush your mouth. I'm just kidding. Okay. Last question
for the wind?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
What is the largest organ in the human body? It's
a trick question.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
It is a trick question because yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Well I'm doing what it said on Google. What's the
largest organ? Scan?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Say scan it is it's a skin.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Congratu Jessica. Congratulations. You just want Super Easy Trivia?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I hate it that one.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, it's what the hell headlines.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
On the Alabama Show, a man eating a cinnamon bun
robbed a grocery store with a machete.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I love that this man is that committed.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
That's literally all he stole to the store employee said
he stole a cinnamon bun an in and when they
tried to chase him out of the store for stealing
the cinnamon bunny, showed him the machete. So the cops
arrested him and now he's literally in jail under a
fifty thousand dollars bond.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
That's a high bond.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
This man went all out for his sweets.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
He was hungry.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Okay, So the Updown Arcade Bar is opening in Birmingham
this Friday, and I'm so excited because there's gonna be
video games, ski ball and more.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It's in the park Side district.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
It's a great date night if you want to go
on a date to go out with your friends.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
They also have a bar with drinks and craft beers
and pizza by the slice. Have fun. Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Producer Blanket's Choose your Own Adventure Teddy Bear or chicken chicken. Okay,
there is now a KFC finger looking good fried chicken
flavored toothpaste.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You can brush your teeth with k if you like
chicken and you got a dirty mouth. This is a
story for you.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Would you use this chicken flavored toothpaste? It's not an
April Fool's joke. They announced it on April first, but
it's not a joke. They literally have it at highsmileteeth
dot com for thirteen dollars for a tube.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, I try it.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yeah, I think that's what I'm in order for the show.
That's gonna be something we do on the show next week.
And if you are stressed out, start sleeping with the
teddy Bear. CNN just release the story and talk to
a bunch of experts who think that more adults should
be sleeping with teddy bears because it can help with
stress and help you sleep even better than sleeping pills
or a glass of wine before a bit.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Do you still sleep with the teddy bear?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I have not.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I only have ever slept with a teddy bear? Does
your girlfriend probably?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'll be really honest, I do. I have one of those.
It's a weighted stuffed animal. And it smells like lavender.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Is it called a dog? No?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, it is actual not my.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Real dogs, because I also sleep with my dogs. But
I have a stuffed dog. It's a stuffed wolf.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
That's my little woolfie. That's my woobie.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
That's three things you need to know.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
More Atthalabama Show dot com, you were listening to The
Alabama Show on demand. Would you introduce your first date
to your coworkers because.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
That's about to happen in our life.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh god.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
I'm Alabama with producer Blake. So we're going to an
award dinner for like broadcasters on this weekend. And one
of the girls in our building comes up to producer
Blake and I and she goes, I'm bringing somebody. And
we're like, oh great, do we finally get to meet
your boyfriend or whatever?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
And she's like, it's our first date.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah, And I was like, that's so awesome.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I can't wait because I'm going to make sure that
this guy knows who we are.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
You are so awkward, I already know. We can't even
say on the air the question that you asked. Meg's
boyfriend the first time you met him. I literally talk.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
To her about it.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
The other day, she goes because one of our other
coworkers is bringing her, Like now they've been dating for months,
she's bringing him.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
And she's like, well after he met producer Blake. I can't.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I don't think of anything worse that can happen. You
are the embarrassing co worker.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
But you need that, yes, because listen, listen, it's too
much that guy now loves me.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
No, he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yes, he tries to at you money.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
I would not introduce somebody to my coworkers on the
first date because that's so much pressure on the person.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
That's what if it doesn't work out.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
What if it doesn't work out, and then your coworkers,
you know, all the co workers we have in our building.
I would not introduce somebody on a first date to you.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
You'd embarrass that to you know, you would embarrass me.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
You have to be like this, now, this is him,
this is the guy.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
No, I don't, absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I'm the first person they have to meet before they
get through the door.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
No, you're worse than a little brother.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
You you chose this.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Do you ever introduced somebody on a first date to
your coworkers, How did it go?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Or even just when did you meet?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
When did you introduce the person you were dating to
your coworkers, because that's almost like a big step. It's
like they got to meet the parents, they got to
meet the kids, then they got to meet your your
office buddy.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Your producer Blake.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Because I do feel like people at work are totally different.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
People at work then when they come home.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Oh, one hundred percent, I'm not the same. Going I
get home called the shors.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Oh, I believe it. I've met your girlfriend. Eight three
three five oh one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The Alabama Show on Demands Free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Chris, would you introduce your coworkers to somebody if you
were on a first date?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
I would not introduce my co workers to a first date.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Why what would your coworkers do? What's wrong with them?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
That's ticking your life into your own hands.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
You don't cross those streams that early.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
It's like a ghostbuster. You keep them separate until you
know both are safe for each other.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You're in a relationship.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
What happened the first time you introduced your coworkers to
your boo?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
We got a little drunk, had a good time.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Weren't you awkward?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But then again, we didn't have a producer Blake asking
awkward questions either, though.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Absolutely they're not awkward questions. They are awkward questions.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
The people are fine with it. It's the people that
bring them to me.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Producer.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
I am disappointed you lied to the people just now.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Shame on you.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
You know it was awkward.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Hey, you see it was eight three three five one
Bama is the number called the show, Chris.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I love you, thank you, I love you all too, Melissa.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Have you ever introduced your coworkers to somebody too soon?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Well?
Speaker 7 (08:58):
No, but I have a great first date. Were really close.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Okay, So my roommate was a drag show guy, so
he did a lot of drag shows. My first day
to a gay bar and drag shows. Okay, he's my
husband now though, so it worked out.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah, anything fun happened.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
He was a little shocked to start with, and he
got hit on by a lot of our friends. What
are you like, Yes, yes, absolutely, it was hilarious. But
he got to know me really well that night, and
I guess he thought it was.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Okay, that's great, thank you for calling.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
You're welcome up, y'all have a great day.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
On the Alabama Show?
Speaker 6 (09:55):
A fake trucking company steals eighty thousand pounds of meat?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Price is b haha? What happened?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
A fake trucking company decided to steal three hundred and
fifty thousand dollars worth of meat.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Which is eighty thousand pounds? Okay, from a little town
in Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
How did they get away with it?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
So they're still on the loose. They are not they
get caught.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Like what did they do?
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Did they roll up and be like, hey, we're picking
this up for an order?
Speaker 6 (10:23):
They showed up, showed a fake company badge.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
And said this is our meat.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Why.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It's three things you need to know you with the
Elemma Show.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
All Right, the Coca Cola Amphitheater is almost done with construction.
It's going to be time for events there. Matt Ryife
going to be the first one. And guess where you.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Can park at the new Amphitheater.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
The BJCC is rolling out pre purchase parking tickets so
you don't have to or like parking spaces, so you
don't have to drive all over looking for parking places.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
I much prefer that, honestly.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
It's going to extend to uptown and a shuttle is
going to run to the Amphitheater too, And there's two
parking decks that are almost finished, so don't worry.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Parking that got you covered. Have you seen the new
emojis that are on Apple right now?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I've not seen the newest ones, but I have seen
the teases.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
For him, they quietly added eight new emojis. There's a harp,
a shovel, a fingerprint, a tree, a radish, and the
one that might be used the most, an exhausted emoji
with dark circles under its eye and an exasperated expression.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh yes, then yea. I'll be using that one pretty often.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, that's you all day.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Especially to you. I will be sending it to you
a lot.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
All right.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Let me show you no Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter,
of course, his son is all grown up and he
just released this ad for underwear. He is he is
very shirtless and very leaves everything to the nothing to the.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Imagination showing off the snake.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
It's an actual snake, I know, but people who are
listening that are not looking at the picture don't know
he's holding he's holding a ipon.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Get just go see the app.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
It's cool.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
There's that's three things you need to know. More at
the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Dot com, The Alabama Show on demand free on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Eight three three five. Obama is the number to call
the show. Kaitlin, good morning.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
What's your good news?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yes, we just bought our first hole. Yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
How excited are you?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
We have a one year old daughter, so this has
been on the to do list for a while.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Okay, are you super pumped to own your own house
and you can paint it and you can do whatever
you want.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Are you gonna get chickens? What are you going to
do to the yard?
Speaker 7 (12:42):
No chickens yet, but we just adopted another dog.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Good for you. That gets another airhorn. Congratulations, I'm super
happy for you.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Just a whole on up.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Thank you, well, congratulations, thank you for sharing.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Thank you you all have a great one.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
The following program is.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Fun to mend.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I just realized there's one way to get on Producer Blake's.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Nerves, and I'm gonna use this.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I was fed up.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
Producer Blake. What'd your mom do?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
So we were at my grandmother's house, her parents, and
they were like, she walks in the house.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
And goes, hey, you need to load up a grill
on to the.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Porch upstairs breakfast. This was what you just told me
off the air.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I used to work.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
I used to work at home depot and I used
to load people. So I know how to do it effectively.
I did it for five years. Okay, so I know
how what I'm doing.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Okay, So your grandma's and your mom tells you you
have to load the girl.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Up the stairs, which is the second story outside, and
I go, how pitty stairs? Was it like twenty Like
there's a good bit of stairs and all we have
or there's everybody there, And I'm like, she goes.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Everybody by everybody? You mean who.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
My my cousin, who lifts weights? My brother, my dad,
my other brother, bunch of men, yes, right, and I'm like, Okay,
this won't be that bad. Well, guess who gets picked
to load up the grill by themselves. Me. I'm on
one side, the side that pushes up and all the
weights on, and then the cousin that lifts weights on
(14:20):
the other side, and he can't lift it high enough
to get it up the stairs, and I go, will
somebody please get over there and help him? I'm I'm
like irritated because I'm like, guys, if we had just
listened to what I said originally, we're going to have
this problem.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Well, I'm a professional.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
So my brother jumps up on the stairs and he helps,
and all of a sudden, my mom starts yelling on
my ear, saying, why do't y'all try it like this?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Y'all are doing it right, I said, I need you
to chill out and go sit somewhere.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Meanwhile, you're about to fall down ten steps because this
grill is pushing me back.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
I'm four steps up and the grill breaks on my
chest and so it lands. It lands on my stern
them and my gut where I've been nauseated recently. Yeah,
so I get knocked and I go and she's still
sitting there yelling at me, and I said, I need
you to stop talking. I need everyone to quit telling
me how to do this, and we just do what
(15:10):
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Ain't nobody video tap this? I needed a producer, Blake meltdown.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
I was losing it and I started getting really irritated,
and my brother.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Was just sitting up there staring at me.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
From on top of the porch.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I said, how about you get down here and help.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Did the grill ever make it up?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
It finally made it up and they all went So
that wasn't so hard. I said, I like I had
lost my temper and I walked inside.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Didn't talk.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Call the show.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
You ain't the only one that goes through this. Eight
thirty three five oh one Bama is the number.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
The Alabama Show on to Men's Amazing free on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
We're one more day away from the weekend, so hopefully
that'll get you through the rest of your day.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Today a little bit better.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Hey, anything you missed on the show, go tell me
lead the free iHeartRadio app and listen to the replay.
Look at the Alabama Show on demand and we'll see
you tomorrow morning at six am.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Have a good day.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Stirring the pot one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hey buddy, Hello, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I don't know. Going to get lunch with a friend?
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Is this your weekly lunch with your guy friend? That
y'all post pictures of you eating bread like Lady in
the tramp.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
It's a cano, but yes, sick of I'll do it again.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I know nothing else, No weird questions. What's your herd
question of the day.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
If you had to be like a deodorant stick, what
flavor would you be?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Well, you've licked it, it would be salt.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
That's gross. That is one of the most disgusting things I've.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Ever Literally, this happened on the show. I had to
switch to salt deodorant and made producer Blake listen to
lick it on the show. Go back and follow the
Alabama show Man.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It's great. Yeah, it's on the podcast video.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
We'll post it plust up today.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Anyway, good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
We're so close to Friday. Thank you for listening to
the show. On the way all kinds of things, what's awesome,
what the hell? Headlines and more. But you can call anytime.
Eight three thirty five oh one Bama is the number.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Jessica, good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 7 (01:24):
I am on my way to work.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Where do you work? What do you do?
Speaker 7 (01:27):
I work at Children's Alabama?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
I'm sure you have the most stressful job ever sometimes.
All right, Jessica, are you calling to play Super Easy
Trivia for these tickets to Freaky Friday? I am I'll
ask the questions. Producer Blake is your lifeline?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (01:44):
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
All right, Jessica. How many inches are in a foot? Twelve?
Twelve would be?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
That would be correct?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Correct? I'm supposed to say correct. Look I'm helping out, Jessica.
Question number two, which is break a leg?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Mean good luck?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
That is also correct?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You hush your mouth. I'm just kidding. Okay. Last question
for the wind?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
What is the largest organ in the human body? It's
a trick question.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
It is a trick question because yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Well I'm doing what it said on Google. What's the
largest organ? Scan?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Say scan it is it's a skin.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Congratu Jessica. Congratulations. You just want Super Easy Trivia?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I hate it that one.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, it's what the hell headlines.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
On the Alabama Show, a man eating a cinnamon bun
robbed a grocery store with a machete.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I love that this man is that committed.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
That's literally all he stole to the store employee said
he stole a cinnamon bun an in and when they
tried to chase him out of the store for stealing
the cinnamon bunny, showed him the machete. So the cops
arrested him and now he's literally in jail under a
fifty thousand dollars bond.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
That's a high bond.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
This man went all out for his sweets.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
He was hungry.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Okay, So the Updown Arcade Bar is opening in Birmingham
this Friday, and I'm so excited because there's gonna be
video games, ski ball and more.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It's in the park Side district.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
It's a great date night if you want to go
on a date to go out with your friends.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
They also have a bar with drinks and craft beers
and pizza by the slice. Have fun. Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Producer Blanket's Choose your Own Adventure Teddy Bear or chicken chicken. Okay,
there is now a KFC finger looking good fried chicken
flavored toothpaste.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You can brush your teeth with k if you like
chicken and you got a dirty mouth. This is a
story for you.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Would you use this chicken flavored toothpaste? It's not an
April Fool's joke. They announced it on April first, but
it's not a joke. They literally have it at highsmileteeth
dot com for thirteen dollars for a tube.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, I try it.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yeah, I think that's what I'm in order for the show.
That's gonna be something we do on the show next week.
And if you are stressed out, start sleeping with the
teddy Bear. CNN just release the story and talk to
a bunch of experts who think that more adults should
be sleeping with teddy bears because it can help with
stress and help you sleep even better than sleeping pills
or a glass of wine before a bit.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Do you still sleep with the teddy bear?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I have not.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I only have ever slept with a teddy bear? Does
your girlfriend probably?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'll be really honest, I do. I have one of those.
It's a weighted stuffed animal. And it smells like lavender.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Is it called a dog? No?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, it is actual not my.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Real dogs, because I also sleep with my dogs. But
I have a stuffed dog. It's a stuffed wolf.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
That's my little woolfie. That's my woobie.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
That's three things you need to know.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
More Atthalabama Show dot com, you were listening to The
Alabama Show on demand. Would you introduce your first date
to your coworkers because.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
That's about to happen in our life.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh god.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
I'm Alabama with producer Blake. So we're going to an
award dinner for like broadcasters on this weekend. And one
of the girls in our building comes up to producer
Blake and I and she goes, I'm bringing somebody. And
we're like, oh great, do we finally get to meet
your boyfriend or whatever?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
And she's like, it's our first date.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah, And I was like, that's so awesome.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I can't wait because I'm going to make sure that
this guy knows who we are.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
You are so awkward, I already know. We can't even
say on the air the question that you asked. Meg's
boyfriend the first time you met him. I literally talk.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
To her about it.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
The other day, she goes because one of our other
coworkers is bringing her, Like now they've been dating for months,
she's bringing him.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
And she's like, well after he met producer Blake. I can't.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I don't think of anything worse that can happen. You
are the embarrassing co worker.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
But you need that, yes, because listen, listen, it's too
much that guy now loves me.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
No, he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yes, he tries to at you money.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
I would not introduce somebody to my coworkers on the
first date because that's so much pressure on the person.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
That's what if it doesn't work out.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
What if it doesn't work out, and then your coworkers,
you know, all the co workers we have in our building.
I would not introduce somebody on a first date to you.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
You'd embarrass that to you know, you would embarrass me.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
You have to be like this, now, this is him,
this is the guy.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
No, I don't, absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I'm the first person they have to meet before they
get through the door.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
No, you're worse than a little brother.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
You you chose this.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Do you ever introduced somebody on a first date to
your coworkers, How did it go?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Or even just when did you meet?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
When did you introduce the person you were dating to
your coworkers, because that's almost like a big step. It's
like they got to meet the parents, they got to
meet the kids, then they got to meet your your
office buddy.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Your producer Blake.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Because I do feel like people at work are totally different.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
People at work then when they come home.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Oh, one hundred percent, I'm not the same. Going I
get home called the shors.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Oh, I believe it. I've met your girlfriend. Eight three
three five oh one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The Alabama Show on Demands Free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Chris, would you introduce your coworkers to somebody if you
were on a first date?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
I would not introduce my co workers to a first date.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Why what would your coworkers do? What's wrong with them?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
That's ticking your life into your own hands.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
You don't cross those streams that early.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
It's like a ghostbuster. You keep them separate until you
know both are safe for each other.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You're in a relationship.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
What happened the first time you introduced your coworkers to
your boo?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
We got a little drunk, had a good time.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Weren't you awkward?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But then again, we didn't have a producer Blake asking
awkward questions either, though.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Absolutely they're not awkward questions. They are awkward questions.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
The people are fine with it. It's the people that
bring them to me.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Producer.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
I am disappointed you lied to the people just now.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Shame on you.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
You know it was awkward.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Hey, you see it was eight three three five one
Bama is the number called the show, Chris.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I love you, thank you, I love you all too, Melissa.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Have you ever introduced your coworkers to somebody too soon?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Well?
Speaker 7 (08:58):
No, but I have a great first date. Were really close.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Okay, So my roommate was a drag show guy, so
he did a lot of drag shows. My first day
to a gay bar and drag shows. Okay, he's my
husband now though, so it worked out.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah, anything fun happened.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
He was a little shocked to start with, and he
got hit on by a lot of our friends. What
are you like, Yes, yes, absolutely, it was hilarious. But
he got to know me really well that night, and
I guess he thought it was.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Okay, that's great, thank you for calling.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
You're welcome up, y'all have a great day.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
On the Alabama Show?
Speaker 6 (09:55):
A fake trucking company steals eighty thousand pounds of meat?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Price is b haha? What happened?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
A fake trucking company decided to steal three hundred and
fifty thousand dollars worth of meat.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Which is eighty thousand pounds? Okay, from a little town
in Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
How did they get away with it?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
So they're still on the loose. They are not they
get caught.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Like what did they do?
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Did they roll up and be like, hey, we're picking
this up for an order?
Speaker 6 (10:23):
They showed up, showed a fake company badge.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
And said this is our meat.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Why.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It's three things you need to know you with the
Elemma Show.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
All Right, the Coca Cola Amphitheater is almost done with construction.
It's going to be time for events there. Matt Ryife
going to be the first one. And guess where you.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Can park at the new Amphitheater.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
The BJCC is rolling out pre purchase parking tickets so
you don't have to or like parking spaces, so you
don't have to drive all over looking for parking places.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
I much prefer that, honestly.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
It's going to extend to uptown and a shuttle is
going to run to the Amphitheater too, And there's two
parking decks that are almost finished, so don't worry.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Parking that got you covered. Have you seen the new
emojis that are on Apple right now?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I've not seen the newest ones, but I have seen
the teases.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
For him, they quietly added eight new emojis. There's a harp,
a shovel, a fingerprint, a tree, a radish, and the
one that might be used the most, an exhausted emoji
with dark circles under its eye and an exasperated expression.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh yes, then yea. I'll be using that one pretty often.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, that's you all day.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Especially to you. I will be sending it to you
a lot.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
All right.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Let me show you no Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter,
of course, his son is all grown up and he
just released this ad for underwear. He is he is
very shirtless and very leaves everything to the nothing to the.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Imagination showing off the snake.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
It's an actual snake, I know, but people who are
listening that are not looking at the picture don't know
he's holding he's holding a ipon.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Get just go see the app.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
It's cool.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
There's that's three things you need to know. More at
the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Dot com, The Alabama Show on demand free on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Eight three three five. Obama is the number to call
the show. Kaitlin, good morning.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
What's your good news?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yes, we just bought our first hole. Yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
How excited are you?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
We have a one year old daughter, so this has
been on the to do list for a while.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Okay, are you super pumped to own your own house
and you can paint it and you can do whatever
you want.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Are you gonna get chickens? What are you going to
do to the yard?
Speaker 7 (12:42):
No chickens yet, but we just adopted another dog.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Good for you. That gets another airhorn. Congratulations, I'm super
happy for you.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Just a whole on up.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Thank you, well, congratulations, thank you for sharing.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Thank you you all have a great one.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
The following program is.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Fun to mend.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I just realized there's one way to get on Producer Blake's.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Nerves, and I'm gonna use this.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I was fed up.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
Producer Blake. What'd your mom do?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
So we were at my grandmother's house, her parents, and
they were like, she walks in the house.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
And goes, hey, you need to load up a grill
on to the.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Porch upstairs breakfast. This was what you just told me
off the air.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I used to work.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
I used to work at home depot and I used
to load people. So I know how to do it effectively.
I did it for five years. Okay, so I know
how what I'm doing.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Okay, So your grandma's and your mom tells you you
have to load the girl.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Up the stairs, which is the second story outside, and
I go, how pitty stairs? Was it like twenty Like
there's a good bit of stairs and all we have
or there's everybody there, And I'm like, she goes.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Everybody by everybody? You mean who.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
My my cousin, who lifts weights? My brother, my dad,
my other brother, bunch of men, yes, right, and I'm like, Okay,
this won't be that bad. Well, guess who gets picked
to load up the grill by themselves. Me. I'm on
one side, the side that pushes up and all the
weights on, and then the cousin that lifts weights on
(14:20):
the other side, and he can't lift it high enough
to get it up the stairs, and I go, will
somebody please get over there and help him? I'm I'm
like irritated because I'm like, guys, if we had just
listened to what I said originally, we're going to have
this problem.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Well, I'm a professional.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
So my brother jumps up on the stairs and he helps,
and all of a sudden, my mom starts yelling on
my ear, saying, why do't y'all try it like this?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Y'all are doing it right, I said, I need you
to chill out and go sit somewhere.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Meanwhile, you're about to fall down ten steps because this
grill is pushing me back.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
I'm four steps up and the grill breaks on my
chest and so it lands. It lands on my stern
them and my gut where I've been nauseated recently. Yeah,
so I get knocked and I go and she's still
sitting there yelling at me, and I said, I need
you to stop talking. I need everyone to quit telling
me how to do this, and we just do what
(15:10):
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Ain't nobody video tap this? I needed a producer, Blake meltdown.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
I was losing it and I started getting really irritated,
and my brother.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Was just sitting up there staring at me.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
From on top of the porch.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I said, how about you get down here and help.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Did the grill ever make it up?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
It finally made it up and they all went So
that wasn't so hard. I said, I like I had
lost my temper and I walked inside.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Didn't talk.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Call the show.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
You ain't the only one that goes through this. Eight
thirty three five oh one Bama is the number.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
The Alabama Show on to Men's Amazing free on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
We're one more day away from the weekend, so hopefully
that'll get you through the rest of your day.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Today a little bit better.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Hey, anything you missed on the show, go tell me
lead the free iHeartRadio app and listen to the replay.
Look at the Alabama Show on demand and we'll see
you tomorrow morning at six am.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Have a good day.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
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