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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome looking through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Tell me about your roommate. Hey, thanks for listening to
the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with producer Blake, who lives
in the house with three other guys.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I'm producer Blake. Can I live with three other guys?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, it's like a it's like a dorm almost. Look
it's a frat house, is what I call it. What's
your roommate doing?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Okay, Look, I woke up this morning so happy because
I was gonna be like forty minutes early today.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Okay, And I go in there to take a shower
and brush my teeth.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
I can't take a shower because as soon as I
turn on, the shower already clogged all the way, like.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
It's still like a pool in there from his beard hair.
I don't know what's in the shower. All I know,
all I knows is clogged.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
This is the roommate that's already been making the bathroom dirty. Yeah, well, okay,
so it was the problem with brushing her teeth.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
The sink is also filled with hair, and now I
can't brush my teeth because it's clogged.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
So now I've got two clogs and I don't know
what to do about it.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
All I know is get a plunger.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
It doesn't work, Alabama, I've tried that.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Guess what doesn't work?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
One of those sticks with the hook.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
The stick will go in it because there's a whole
there's a thing out there preventing it from going down.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
There.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Are you telling me you're at work right now and
you have not showered?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Not today? Yesterday at worked?
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Five?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Do we have a plumber? Listening to the show because
I can't handle this the rest of the week? Eight
three three five O would Bama is the number? You're
gonna be all right? Today?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I'm going to lose it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh anyway, good morning call the show is what the hell?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Headlines on the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
A hawk was captured after terrorizing and English village for weeks?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Why How was it terrorising a whole village?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Dive bombing? It was responsible for fifty dive bombing attacks
on the locals.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Did just started taking fire?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yes, and apparently they're not even from England, They're from
somewhere else. I don't know if somebody brought it in,
but listen to this.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
This is the infamous bird that's been stalking the streets
of Flamstead for weeks, with attacks reportedly on the rise.
What began as a rather amusing tale of harassment by
a hawk isn't so funny for villages anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
There's a video. There's literally a video of it dive
bombing an old man walking down the street.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I think that is so funny, but I also.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So say it's Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Jenna, good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Head into work?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Where do you work?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I work at Alexander Hospital.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
In the lunch room, girl, what's for lunch today?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
We are having today?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's General Soul's chickens fri rice egg rolls. That sounds
way better than what they used to serve at Penson.
When I was in high school, it was either pizza
day or chicken finger day and that was it. No,
it's gotten better now. Jenna, are you calling to play
Super Easy Trivia for these tickets to Lil Wayne? I
(03:16):
am all right, girl. I ask the questions producer Blake,
is your lifeline? Is everybody ready?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I'm ready?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Jenna?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Question number one, if you freeze water, what do you
get if you freeze water. Yeah, ice is correct. Next question, Jenna,
whose nose grew longer every time he lied. Besides Producer Blake.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
We would have accepted either answer correct.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And last one for the wind. Where does the President
of the United States live while he is in office?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Or she.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Washington, d C. But I'm looking for the name of
the house White House would be or congratulations? You just
wanted super easy trivia. Apparently I just cut off Producer Blake.
What were you about to say?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
We would have also accepted one hundred Pennsylvania Avenue.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Is that the address of the White House?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
That is the Why do you know that? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Jenna. Congratulations, you won. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's three things you need to know you with.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
The Magic City Winefest is coming May third. If you
want to drink all the wine, see all the music,
eat all the food, and have a good time May
third at the Hoover meant get your tickets. They always
sell out at Magiccitywinefest dot com. Grandma hobbies are all
the rage with younger people.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I know my girlfriend loves grandma hobbies.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
What's hers?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Hers is like not knitting, but that era crochet.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, because that's one of the things. And here's what
it says. It's actually good for your brain because it
gives you an escape from daily pressures and can give
you a brain boost. And the things that count are crochet, gardening,
clay art, and even bird watching. If you're like me
and you're a crazy chicken lady, I'm giving I'm getting
a brain boost every day.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
When I go home.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
But yeah, well I would like to see some results
show up.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yesh your mouth. So Sabrina Carpenter is going to headline
Fortnite Festival Season eight. Let's go part of the website.
They say, unlock her Juno and Nonsense Jam tracks in
the season eight music Pass and find more of her
tracks in the shop. What is Fortnite Festival? I don't
get any of this. You're a gamer.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
So a Fortnite festival is like when you are in
a concert in a gaming universe.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
So it's not even real.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
No, it is real, but it's as a gaming character.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Okay, either she's gonna have a character made to look
like her, or it'll be actually.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Her in the game and you can watch a concert
in the video game.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Is this VR?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
No, it's like you're playing a video game.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Are you a SIM?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
No, You're not a sim.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You're It's like, is this on PlayStation?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
It can be on PlayStation?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yes, what else? Is it on Sega? No, it's not
on Sega.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Is it on it's on It's on PlayStation, Xbox and PC?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Okay, PC meaning computer?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah, personal computer and maybe a switch.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Did I just make your head explode?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I just don't know how. You don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I don't play games. I'm out in the real world,
not be NSIM, not watching a fake con anyway. Congratulations
to Brandon Carpenter. I bet you get paid a lot
for that. That's three things you need to know more
At The Alabama Show dot.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Com, we're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
What's your weird food combination? Do you mix any weird
stuff together?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
A lot of people hate that. I do staking ketchup,
but I also do biscuits and ketchup.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
By the way, I call the show, Hi'm Alabama with
producer Blake. Biscuits and ketchup. Yeah, I don't like jelly Okay,
So let me tell you what I was eating yesterday.
And I got a lot of flag from Steakdatty for
it okay, apple slices, uh huh? And sour kraut?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Why would you do that? I saw it on Doctor
Oz a few years ago, and you know what, it's
actually pretty good. It's if you like sweet and sour.
I love sweet and sour stuff. You know what else
I do? I do mustard and grape jelly on a
sausage biscuit, sweet and sour boo, yeah, baby, But sour
kraut and apple slices yesterday.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
If I ever hear another person say I'm weird, I'm.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Gonna put them straight to your direction and be like,
look at her combination so good?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Would you try it? If I brought in soaur kraut tomorrow?
Would you try an apple slice and sour kraut?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I'm gonna be straight up with it. Doesn't matter if
I said yes or no, you're gonna.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Make me do it.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Why didn't I think about bringing in sauer kraut today
because I got an apple in my purse? Oh my god, No,
sour crowd and apple snow.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
It's so good. It's not can you You don't want
to kiss anybody after? It's good for your gut Gut Health,
Baby gut health. Doctor Oz said, it's good. Eat it
that trash I'm.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Bringing it into If you bring that in, it will
be going right here in.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
This trash case. Will you try a sausage biscuit with
mustard and grape jelly tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I would try it with just grape jelly.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Just gotta have mustard on it.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Can I replace the mustard with ketchup?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
No, you can't do that after what.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
You just said.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Call the show. No, what is your weird food combination
that people make fun of you for? Eight three three
five oh one BAMA is the number you were.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Listening to the Alabama Show. The following program is on demand.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
We will try your weird food combination if you call
the show and tell us what it is. Andrew, what's yours?
Onion petals and peanut butter? Like raw onions and peanut
butter raw, ma'am rall white on you? What does that
taste like?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
It is?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Make sure of sweet and salty at the same time,
but a full of protein. It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Producer Blake's looking at me, shaking his head because he knows.
I'm going to bring this into the show tomorrow and
we're going to try it. Are you pregnant? Now?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
I'm just a weird diabetic.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
And that's why we love you. Andrew.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Thank you for calling.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yes, ma'am, y'all have a blessed day. I love y'all.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Randall, good morning. Do you have a weird food combination
you like?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I got two of them?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Okay? One of them is a banana sandwich, mayonnaise on
one side and peanut butter on the other. Mayonnaise on
one side, peanut butter on the other, and bananas in
the middle, Yes, ma'am. Oh my god, it sounds like
my family.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Use white bread or wheat bread.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
It's white. Ain't white bread?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
What's your other?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
One?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Butter brings the corn bread with Oh wait, where do
you put the mayonnaise in?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
The means are on the corn bread?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I'm just hearing one weird food combination here, and that's
mayonnaise and Randall.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
And I'll tell you one more of my wife had.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Have you ever seen the movie Little Monster?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's been a while. That boy, peanut butter sandwich onions?
Is that what shes? We just had another person who
dips onions and peanut butter. All right, we're trying onions
and peanut butter.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Take it back, randalltime.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Thanks for calling the show. We love you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's three things you need to know.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
There's any reality show filming in Birmingham, and you can
literally apply to be on it. You're saying, I can,
except for you, Producer Blake, because you know why. It's
called Pop the Balloon and it's for singles finding love
and you got a girlfriend, poor guy? Do I do
the sounder for you? Anyway? They're looking for people across
(11:05):
all of Alabama. You have until this Saturday to sign up.
They also do need extras for various roles, so you
could still sign up if you want be an extra.
Probably you'll be a background person at a restaurant while
other people are on a date.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Or it could be one of the dads.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Go to be Oh God, got to be himnow dot
com Here are the things to leave off your resume
in twenty twenty five, according to a career consultant, your
salary or salary requirements. Nobody needs to know that. Okay,
wait till the interview. The line references available upon request
you're wasting space and they know if they ask for references,
(11:40):
you'll give them some. Also, don't put the full URL
to your LinkedIn page on there, just hyperlink it because
they're probably looking at your resume on a computer and
a third page. If your resume is three pages, it's
way too long. Shortened up. Megan Megan Fox might be
getting back together with Machine Gun Kelly after she just
(12:01):
gave birth to their daughter. What I know. Sources say
they've been on and off again for the past however
many years, but they've been broken up since Thanksgiving, and
alis source says that Megan has noticed Machine Gun Kelly
is different and the baby might be exactly what he needed,
so she's reconsidering it. So we'll see. They had their
daughter two weeks ago. We still don't know her name. Congrats,
(12:22):
We'll see what happens. That's the things you need to know.
More at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
If you're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
If you ever have good news you want to share it,
call the show eight three three five ozho on Bama.
Let me tell you this story. Okay, a group of
frat guys reunited a dog with its owner five years later.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Did they have it for five years?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I don't know what. No. A group of frat guys
at the University of Mississippi reunited a woman with her
lost dog five years after it went missing. She obviously
had been five years, so she thought the dog was
gone for good. But their reunion on Friday was really emotional.
Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I never thought I was seam with you.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
And I walked outside and there's just this is Yorky.
He's just sitting there in a red T shirt. The
next day, or vice president went got his chip checked
and that's when we found out that his name was
actually Kingston, not BEINGI, and he had been missing for
five years, which is kind of crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
But before I could call him, he called me, well,
I had to study pounded and I told my boss.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I was like, I found Kingston. I fout Kiston and
we both just started yelling and skin up. He's so beautiful,
so happy to have my baby bag, so sweet. What
if they brought the dog back and she had already
bought a new dog and the dog shows up and
is like, who's this.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
That's like someone getting remarried.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
That is what's sauce and they were glad they found
the dog.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on de Man.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
What was your meltdown about yesterday?
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
They turned on the freaking heat in the house, like
the actual heater was on, and they put it up
to seventy six in the house.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
All your roommates, Yes, they turned it up to seventy six.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
When I'm trying to go to sleep and I'm like,
what's something hot in here? And I'm like, and I
get up and I'm like, why is it so warm?
And I get over there to the unit and it's
blowing out hot air.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I was like, what is this?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
They should be cooling the house. Don't ever go about
seventy two.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
So what'd you say to your roommates? I slammed the door.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
They got the lesson, They got it.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
You said nothing, You just slammed your door shut. Did
you turn the thermostat out?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Well, let me be honest with you.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
All right.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
When I woke up, I took an hour nap because
I'm so frustrated.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I having hot flashes.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
I was just so irritated yesterday.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
So I get up and I'm like, I close that
and I opened the window and it still wasn't cold
enough outside to be having you to seventy six.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I just want to say that right now.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
So I go up, I go, I go in there
to say something to go turn turn down the air conditioner,
and no one's home.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
I'm like, why don't you go to turn on the
heat when you got home.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
So I go to the bathroom and I come out
and I turn down the air conditioner, back to seventy
Was there a group text?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
No hold on?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
So I go out there. I turned to seventy.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Within ten minutes, I hear the freaking door open from
outside and the heat comes back on.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I go, no way, is this happening right now?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
So I get up and I see the dude walk
to the bathroom. I'm about to say something.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
This is the dude that.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Clogged a p Anyway, Producer Blake's having a bad day.
He didn't shower today because they clogged up the shower.
They turned the heat up last night.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Somebody took my last energy drink out.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Somebody drank Producer Blake's last energy drink in the.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Office, Yes and at the house, both one of them
that was here. Somebody took it.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Ton't ask and then at the house.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I had one more at the house and it got drink.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
If anybody has a basement producer Blake can move into.
He's trying to leave his roommates. Call the show eight
three three five oh one. Bama.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
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Speaker 3 (16:10):
Hey, thanks for being a part of the show today.
If you called in, you can go back and hear yourself.
We podcast every day. Look at the Alabama Show on
demand on the free iHeartRadio app. We'll be back tomorrow morning,
and yes we are going to try the weird food
combinations that we have heard about today. So we's just luck.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
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