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April 9, 2025 • 18 mins
Andrew's mother-in-law is causing all sorts of problems in Ask Alabama. Alabama and Producer Blake tried some INTERESTING food combinations. Easter chocolate may be a scam in 3 Things You NEED to Know. Plus Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome looking through the Alabama Show.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
You should be.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
You don't even know what I'm about to say.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
You're right, I'll listen this time.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Okay, listen to what happened.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I was.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I stopped at Starbucks this.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Morning, and you know, I go every morning on my
way to work, and I know all the people that
work there.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
They're my girls.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
We're even swapping books, giving each other eggs, doing all
the things. And so there's a new girl this morning
that's working the drive story that I've never seen before.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I've never seen her, and I was like.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Oh, are they giving you a hard time training you today?
And the girl goes, I've literally worked here for five years.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
And that was like.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
I was like, oh, well, I just must get here
too early and get here in the mornings.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
And I've never seen you before.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
And she goes, I literally work mornings. I was like,
I have never seen you here before, not a day.
I come every day. You were lying to me.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
She was like, I've literally been here this whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Did she say she noticed you?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
She knows you. No.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
She was over it at that point. And then the
other girls came and started talking to me and gave
me my coffee, and I was like, Okay, sorry, Bye,
I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
She just gaslit you perfectly like that was that was
so good. She probably has never worked there a day in.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Her life, maybe maybe because I I have never seen her.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
But I'm gonna be thinking about that all day to day.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
You should call that Starbucks and be like, I need
to know who that was.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Anyway, thank you for listening to the show. Good morning,
how is your day going?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Call the show? Eight three three five oh one, Bama
is the number?

Speaker 5 (01:49):
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's what the hell? Headlines?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
On the Alabama shows attacked the Easter Bunny anthemol.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Why how can they keep getting away with this?

Speaker 5 (02:06):
I know guess where this happened, Florida. Yes, this is
taking Florida man to a whole new level. On Sunday,
the teenagers started pushing, shoving, and pulling on the Easter
Bunnies outfit. They almost took off Peter cotton Tail's tail.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
No listen to this, it's no point.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
Guys.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Don't do that to the Bunny Bunny did nothing to
know and go run around the park or something?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Why Super Easy Trivia with the Yella Mama Show.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Holly, good morning. How are you doing well?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm okay, but I'm falling behind a bus and it's
making like every stop Carl.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
That was me this morning too, behind every slow car.
Are you running late?

Speaker 7 (02:49):
No, I'm not running late, it's just annoying.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Oh that is true. Well, let's make your day better.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
You want to play super Easy Trivia for tickets to
Little Wayam all right.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Holly, let's get you.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
I'll ask the questions producer, Blake, is your lifeline?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Is everybody ready?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I am, in fact ready?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Ohe boy, Holly. Question number one, let's go in.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
What state is Disney World located?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Disney World is in Florida, Flora, Orlando. That is correct.
Did you have any energy drink today?

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Not yet?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh lord, Holly.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Next question, what is Winnie the Pooh's favorite food?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Honey plenty would be correct. The last one for the wind.
I don't even know what's happening anymore. What river runs
through the Grand Canyon.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
Runs through the Grand Canyon?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yes, Blake, I'm going to need hope.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
I don't know the answer to that.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
It's named after a state in the middle of the country.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Starts with the sea. It's not the Mississippi River. It
starts with the sea.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
No, it's the Colorado River.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Holly, congratulations.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
You just want super easy trivia and you're going to
see little Wine.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's three things you need to know you.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
With the Element show.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Okay, So, Farm Bawl and Juice Company is opening an
location in Hoover, and I am so excited because I
go to the one in Homewood already.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
They have cold press juices, smoothies, coffee, and all kinds
of bowls. So the Hoover location will be at the
LT Road building.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Have you seen there's a push.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
To change the Nashville International Airport the name of it.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I have not seen this.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
So there is a petition on a change dot org
to rename the airport to Dolly Parton International Airport. It
has almost fifty thousand verified signatures. It would launched in
January and has seen a five hundred percent spike in
the past few weeks. And they have the tagline departing

(04:43):
from Departon.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I've been love this.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
This would be the coolest thing ever please paint the
airport pink. Could you imagine a Dolly Parton airplane.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
It would be pink.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
All of the flight attendants would have Dolly Parton blonde hair,
and oh I bet.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
They would stuff from her recipes. This just made my day.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
I just I can imagine it, and I would go
on that flight all the time.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I would pay extra for that flight. Forget a Dolly
part and cruise. I want a dollypart and flight. That's it.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm really excited about that. Hot Dog
towers are the new trend this summer go on. Restaurants
have started adding them as a cheaper alternative to seafood towers.
So the bottom tier is hot dogs, the next tier
is fries, and the top tier is condiment. So if

(05:34):
you want to elevate your barbecue. But this is what
you're gonna love, Producer Blake. The place who started this
is a restaurant in South Carolina called Sir Wieners.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Now that's a name for a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's hot dog.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
There's three things you need to know. Mayre at Thealabama
Show dot com.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
If you ever have an issue for Ask Alabama, call
the show eight three three five oh one Bama. Andrew,
good morning, what's going on with your mother in law?

Speaker 7 (06:09):
I'm in the process of selling my house and buy
a new house and dealing with some health issues, and
she is trying to use this moment as in Andrew,
does that have the best help? I need to move
back in so I can help take care of him
and your family just because she is married to a
light bulb smoker.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Wait a minute, so what's she going to do with
her husband if she moves back in.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Is she trying to leave her husband to come live
with you and your wife? Or is she wanting to
bring him.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
To He is one hot breath away from being put
in a state program and she is just trying to
get rid of him and knock me off the list
at the same time trying to move back in.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
How long did your mother in law live with you before?

Speaker 7 (06:50):
She lived with me right out a year? It was
probably the worst inm.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
What did she do that was so bad? When she
lived with you?

Speaker 7 (06:58):
She was she had a mini dog, she likes the
smoke cigarette in my garage, and she got down the
stairs naked one time and I walked in on that.
That was awful.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
She fell down the steps naked.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
Yeah, that was striking, one, two and three. I didn't
even go down there to help her out of the door.
Saw that catastrophe upside down, and I just shut the
door there.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I think your mother in law is going to be
our next call complaining about her son in law.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
Yeah, it probably is.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Oh my god, call the show. I have no advice
for you. But eight three three five oh one BAMA
is the number? Have you ever moved your in laws
in with you? And what was the worst thing they did?
Maybe you can make Andrew feel better. That's eight three
three five oh one BAMA The.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Alabama Show on Demands Free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number?
Have you ever moved your in laws in?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
And what went wrong? Called the show? Emily, did something
go wrong when you moved your in laws in with you?
I moved into my in law's house.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
One oh how did that?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
It was awful? I was literally about.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
To go out buy a tent and live in the wood.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Sometimes it'd be like that.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
It was terrible.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's what the hell? Headlines?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (08:14):
On the Alabama Show, somebody lost a live turtle in
an Uber Why.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
My pet turtle?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Apparently Uber releases an annual lost and Found index where
people can go look and see all the things that
were lost.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
And here's a list of some of the things.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
A mannequin with human hair okay nice, a chainsaw, a
Ghostbuster's ghost trap, live pet turtle, a urinal, and a
set of Shrek ears.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
I'll take the Shrek ears please.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's three things you need to know.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
We have a new outback location opening in pel City
April fifteenth, next Tuesday. Do you like plumin oniony They're
so good. It's coming to Pelsity Square. Also new at
Pelsity Square Alta, TJ Max Hobby Lobby and Old Navy
So enjoy.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Here's what to look for when you are buying Easter chocolate.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Look at the chocolate and make sure it's not dull, soft,
or cloudy. That may mean the chocolate is lower quality. Also,
you want to avoid a lot of ingredients. The best
chocolate has fewer ingredients. Like the best best chocolate is
just cocoa beans and sugar.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
That's all you need.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
And here are the common mistakes that people on ozimpic
make that can ruin the results. Producer Blake, I want
you to hear this. You're not on Ozmpic, but you're
on one of the weight loss shots.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Right, yeah, woman, things all right.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Not reducing the size of your meals.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Okay, you're doing that, y'all.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Not getting enough protein, fiber, and other important nutrients because
you're eating less food, so you really need jam packed nutrients.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Don't eat fries as your meal.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Okay, are you doing that? Yes?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Okay. Drinking too much alcohol.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I've only done that once.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
If you saw what happened over the weekend, go follow
it the Alabama Show.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
And then eating too close to bedtime.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
You don't want to eat too late because then you're
lying down and.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
You're not burning the calories.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yep, you're supposed to do it at least three hours
before bedtime.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Good job, Betty, I'm proud of you.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
How are you doing on the weight loss Do you
feel like your pants are getting bigger, like you're getting
smaller so the pants don't fit?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yes, good job.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com The Alabama.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Show onto me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
I have a good news story for you.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
By the way, if you have good news, you want
to celebrate eight three three five on one Bama. Are
you ready, producer Blake, I'm ready. There's a new study
that says pets increase happiness as much as getting an
eighty nine thousand.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Dollars a year raise.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'd much rather get
the eighty nine thousand dollars a year raise. Like, not
even close to me, not even a single close.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Look, everybody makes fun of me because my twenty two
chickens and.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
My three ducks and my four dogs and three cats.
You know, happy I am. I'm a millionaire.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I'd rather have the eighty nine thousand plus.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
So, if you're a dog lover and people give you
a hard time, there's actual scientific research that says pet
owners are more extroverted, conscientious, and open, and emotionally stable.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
None of those are great. That's your mouth.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
To Man to be fair, what's about to happen? I'm
gonna try it with you.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
I don't care, I don't want to do this.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
This is how about What does it smell like in
the studio right now?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Hi, I'm Alabama with producer Blake.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
It smells like a fungus in the air.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
It smells like feet, smells like a locker room.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
We had people calling yesterday and tell us weird food.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Combinations and we are going to try them. So we
have three to try.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
I'm going to let you pick for I want to.
I'll just pick. We'll go from the spread that I
have in front of me. First, we're gonna try. You
have your own spoon onions. Take a onion slice.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I hate this so much, and it's raw onion.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Take a slice of onion. We're gonna try onion and
peanut butter. No, here's the peanut butter jar.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
The peanut butter like that.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Just take it's it's all natural.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Somebody eats white onions and peanut butter. Here we go.
Hold on, put more peanut butter on.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Your Now, I'm getting a bite.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
It's not that bad.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Are you throwing up? It's not that bad.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
It's just not really throwing up. It is not that bad.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
I hate peanut butter. I told you I hate peanut butter.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
All right, apple slices and sour kraut. Here we go
my favorite. Okay, are you gonna make it? Producer Blade
Space is red? Are you all right?

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
What else do we gotta try?

Speaker 5 (13:15):
You?

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Ready? Well, I'm never doing this with you again.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
The last. I save the best one for last.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Somebody called in yesterday and said they eat cucumber slices
with vanilla ice cream.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
And to me that sounded fairly good.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
I bet you got the whole like vegan ice cream too,
didn't you know?

Speaker 5 (13:37):
I got Hoggin DAWs, I got good ice cream.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
My stomach is killing me right now.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Those are actually pretty good.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
You've said every one of these have been good, and
you've lied about everyone else.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
No, this one is for real, Like this is a
good summer snack.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
I would eat cucumbers with vanilla ice cream.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
That one is the best one. But I'm not doing
any of these games with you anymore. You've lost all
Producer Blake Games.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Privilegious, your palette has been restrained.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Don't you don't so refond?

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Call the show? What's your Weird Food? Combo? Eight three
three five oh one Bama The.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Alabama Show to me free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Well, so the first one was so bad. It was
all grainy.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
So you're talking about the food combinations you just tried.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Yeah, the peanut butter was so grainy that I bout
threw up just from the texture alone.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
And then the taste made me. It tasted like I
was eating what a dog likes.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
If you missed it a second ago. We made producer Blake,
I did it with him. We tried different food combinations
that people like. So peanut butter and onions was the
first one.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yeah, And then you act like everyone would enjoy this
because you like it does not mean I like it.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I've never even tried it before. It wasn't that fasting.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah, but you liked both those things.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Second, I don't even remember what the second one was
because I blacked out from.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
The first thing.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Doles and sour.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Crowd, well, whatever it was. The sour crowd I think
was still alive.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
And then it istics why won't you give me that?

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Don't ever do that again.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
The third thing was the uh I su cream and
cucumber trash. It wasn't bad. It was not good, but
it was it was the best thing we had to
go with. And the thing is you can put three
bad things side by side and be like that's the
best of the worst options, and it still be not good.

(15:32):
And that's what you've done to me today, and today
I wish there was a way to bring like I
need some legal advice over this. See if I can
get compensation for my time here. Even my boss said,
I'm surprised you didn't quit. I would have found you
a new job, is what he just said. And he said, if.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Anyone ever give me no, that was the closest though.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
No.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
But I'm gonna let you know right now if you
put me through that again that specifically, I will be gone.
And you ought to do this show without producer Blake,
and producer Blake will be gone.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
All I know is today I've lost it.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
I am done for I am done with the day,
and I'm just ready to go home. I don't even
know if I can continue to the rest of the day.
I'm I'm gonna continue the show and then I.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Might go home right when we're done, because I can't
do this. I'm about to lose it.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Are we good? Anything else? You feel better?

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I'm starting to come back to okay, If.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
You're listening, to the Alabama Show on.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Demand eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number.
We are going to post a video, So go follow
the Alabama Show of producer Blake trying all the weird
foods earlier.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Stephanie, did you hear that?

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yes, hey, that onion and peanut butter sounds interesting?

Speaker 4 (16:40):
It was interesting, Seffanie, it was interesting.

Speaker 7 (16:43):
Okay, here's a new one.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
I tried.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
My daughter likes that cheesecake, no big, that comes in
a cub, you know.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah. And I took a nutty butter and dipped that.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
Oh sorry, I said.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Oh god, it's okay, we got it bad. Blake's been
saying some bad birds off the air too. We will okay,
it's so good, you know, you guys.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
The funniest thing was here and when Producer Blake went
to the Reboard award ceremony thing, uh huh, I love that.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
I love.

Speaker 7 (17:09):
I got paid five dollars to eat a wholespoonful of
with Sabby one time that Danny puke in my heart.
I'm like, my whole body was red, like it was awful.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Like looking at me as you said that, Blake, just
give me a look like, do not make me eat
with Sabby.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
He's like pleading at me. I'm not gonna make you
eat with.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
When did you stop talking about foods?

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Okay, we love you, Stephanie.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Thank you for calling.

Speaker 7 (17:37):
I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
The Alabama Show to me. It's amazing free on the
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Okay, we're done. You're not gonna quit, right? Will we
be back tomorrow, Producer Blake let me sleep on it
if you missed it today we had Producer Blake and
I did it too.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
We tried a bunch of weird food combos.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
The video will be posted soon on The Alamhimma Show.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Enjoy your day. We'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
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