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May 22, 2025 18 mins
Alabama has poison ivy in a VERY unexpected place after a hike in the woods. We played Old Lady Olympics in honor of Alabama's upcoming Birthday. Producer Blake had a car issue on his way into work today. You can get $30 concert tickets in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome looking
through the Alabama show.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Producer Blake's laughing at me right now because I'm having
a little bit of a meltdown.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Like every morning, but today's a little leg strap.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
We love.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
There's a girl next door that I love to death.
She is absolutely wonderful. She is probably my favorite human
in our office. That's just been using the studio after
the show.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
And I am not a creature of change.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
She's not lying to you. She means it.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
My chair, I just had to adjust my chair because
the chairs moved.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
The buttons are different.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
It was only like an inch difference, is what was
so funny. And it was like you.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Were like, it has to be perfect now it's not. Now.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't even I can't find the right place.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
I have to have talk with her today.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Even the grooves in my chair are different.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
You had a stressful morning too.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I woke up early because I was like, oh, I
gotta make sure my car tires. Okay, guess what it
was not?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Why is there an issue that keeps happening with your tire?
Do you have a hole in it and you just
haven't bought a new tire? Because you're that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
No, it's a new tire. It's a spare tire because
my other tire messed up. Oh, come on, and it's
not the same tire.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Somebody who owns a tire shop called the show eight
three three five one Bama is the number?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Good morning is what the hell? Headlines? What the hell?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
On the Alabama Show.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
A jail worker got arrested for helping ten inmates escape.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Dude, they got the right worker.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
So a maintenance worker was arrested at the New Orleans
jail for helping ten inmates escape.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
To listen to this, ten violent offenders don't make their
way into a odd made for two and make good
their escape through concrete rebar and bob bleier without there
being some sort of inside assistance.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Why super easy Trivia with the Yellabama Show.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Good morning, Jimmy, What are you doing right now? We're
driving to work? Who is we?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Me and my wife?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Oh? Are y'all? Do y'all work together? Or are you
being just a gentleman in carpooling?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
We just love each other.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
That is the sweetest thing I've heard.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Smart answer, Jimmy, is your wife a fan of Matt Rife?

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Ahi?

Speaker 7 (02:34):
She is.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Her name is Crystal, and she was like, oh, those
would be fun tickets.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
All right, Jimmy, you know how it works. Ask the
questions producer Blake is your lifeline?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Is your wife? Crystal?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Also play yep time Hi Crystal.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
All right, let's get you all these matt Rife tickets.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Question number one, what causes thunder during a thunderstorm?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Lightning?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Lightning would be correct.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Next one who wrote the famous play Romeo and Juliet Shakespeare?
Shakespeare would be that's correct, Crystal. Jimmy's about twenty of
these tickets to matt Rife.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
He's interrupting me.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
He's getting them, all right, Crystal, This one's just for you.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Jimmy, don't answer.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Who is the astronaut and toy story?

Speaker 6 (03:22):
All right, Jimmy, it would be correct.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Congratulations, you want tickets to matt Rife.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's so great, Crystal. Where's your WU? I want to
hear from you? Crystal?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Right, Oh I'm here, I said, Crystal, where's your WU?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
I want to hear from you. I want to hear
your wu. You want tickets to map.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It's three things you need to know you with the element.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Congrats to elbarrow in downtown Birmingham. They were just named
the best Mexican restaurant in Alabama by Cheapism, which is
an online blog. So one of their favorite menu items
the smoky bacon bean dip. If you haven't been there
and you want to try it, it's on Second Avenue
in Birmingham. Do you see Kim Kardashian finally finished her
law program?

Speaker 4 (04:20):
I did see that is six years.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Would you hire Kim Kardashian to be your lawyer?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I don't know if I could have just seen all
she's been through it.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I know she had a ceremony in her backyard. She
still has to pass the bar exam if she wants
to practice, though, but she.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Didn't actually go to law school.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
What she did is she completed what's called a law
office study program, where she spent more than five thousand
hours doing legal work.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
We'll see what happens. And here are the two.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Long lost slush flavors finally coming back after after five years,
starting May twenty seventh, that sonic you can get the
watermelon and you can get the lemon berry slush.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I wouldn't figure that went away anyway.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, well they did, and they are coming back because
fans kept asking for them to come back on social media,
so they will only be here for a limited time.
Get them while you can. Watermelon sounds delicious. That's three
things you need to know more At the Alabama Show
dot com, you were listening.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
To the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I'm gonna need your help in a minute, and you're
not gonna want to do it.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Well, that's usual. What is it?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I'm Alabama with producer Blake.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I'm pretty sure, Blake.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
If you've ever done something like this, I want you
to call the show.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? In
the woods?

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
So do you know how I did the hike in
the woods for like sixteen miles earlier this week for
Make a Wish?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Right?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, my butt's been itching.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I don't care. I don't want to know anymore.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I sat on poison ivy when I went to the
bathroom in the wood.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
That's a freaking personal problem.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I got it, and I've been scratching thinking, and I
finally took a mirror yes.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
To I don't need to know anymore.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You're helping I've never had it there hr hr help.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
It's so miserable trying to even sit.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
I don't personally personally you asked me, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Stop talking about it.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
I don't care. It's the worst.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I hope it does hurt, and I want you to
see it doesn't get hurt itches.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I don't need to know.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I don't personally want to know anymore.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
You canto the bathroom in the woods and had that
happen to you?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Is it your personal business?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I just don't squat like girls did.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Never mind?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I let's not talk about it anymore. I don't want
to talk about it anymore.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
It's the worst.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
It's just on my cheek. I don't see what I mean.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
But I said I don't care.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
I'm still in that personal feeling of I don't care.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Stop talking about it. Whatever you say that comes out
of your mouth next better be an apology, because I
don't need this this morning.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Please call the show. Where's the worst place You've ever got? Poison?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Ivy eight three three five oh one Bama is the
number you.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Were listening to The Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Good morning, who's this ring? Randall? What's up? Buddy? Where'd
you get poison ivy?

Speaker 6 (07:24):
I didn't get it, but a buddy of mine got
it on his hand one time. Okay, and wherever he strayed?
Oh no, so don't scratch it in through Okay, thank
you for that advice.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Eight three three five I one Bama is the number, Anthony.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Have you ever had poison ivy in a weird place? Oh? No,
you know anybody?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Where was it?

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (08:04):
Was a friend of mine? This kid was getting into everything.
Matter of fact, he got leeches at one point. Yeah,
Well we were going down the street five mile creek
if you know where that is?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Where were the leeches?

Speaker 8 (08:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Where were the lead?

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Well, I don't know. They're somewhere in the creek. Somehow
they got old.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I don't know how they operate.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
On his body in the area, in the region, okay,
and areas that you don't want them.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
So we got him in his creek. You ain't swimming
in that creek no more, are you? Anthony?

Speaker 7 (08:53):
Oh no? Well what's going on there?

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Today? Radio show?

Speaker 8 (09:01):
That Yes, we're talking about we're going down the fuck creek. Hey,
thank you for calling buddy.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
All right, take care, Thanks bye?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is what the hell headlines on the Alabama show.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
The Haunted Annabel Doll has been moved.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Like the one from the movies.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yes, and you know how it says, where did they
move it to New Orleans where all the bad stuff
has been heavy become to.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
The Warrens, like their whole museum of haunted things.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Why they said, do not move this and do not
open the box.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
First thing they did.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
They moved to New Orleans.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Two tragedies happen, and they're about to.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Move it to Pennsylvania, so we'll see.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
What they're doing that Why.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
It's three things you need to know.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
The show Kendrick Scott at the Summit is moving, but
not farther, just being one store over.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
But today they're still closed. They're temporarily closed. Today's the
last day of the closure.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
And then tomorrow there's a grand reopening at ten am
and events.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Going on all weekend.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
So go check out then Neil Kendri Scott location at
the Summit. You can get your thirty dollars ticket to
Summer right now. Get your friends get tickets to different
summer concerts for thirty dollars at livenation dot com. There's
a full list of all the things you can get,
and it's only while it's available, but there's artists like
Dirk Spinley, Hardy, Matt Rife and more. So livenation dot

(10:33):
com today for your thirty dollars ticket.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
And here's what's We're on a first date, Producer Blake.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
So you can find your soulmate even though you've already
found yours.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, I know, just in case, Yeah, just in case.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
This is what a matchmaker says for women on your
first date.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Wear the color green. She said.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
It's vibrant and it means go across all cultures and
is associated with life, luck and health. And also it's
universally verse flattering color.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Producer Blakes laughing, really are It's such a good color.
Oh my god. And for men, you gonna make it.
I'm not wearing green. For men, wear a lilac.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Don't know what.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
It's light purple like lilacs. The flower light purple gives
off a friendly.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Vibe and women like it when men seem approachable and safe.
I can't stop laughing because Producer Blake's hold his face
and laughing.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Women like it. When men seem approachable and safe, like
they could be friends. I got it out. You need
to make it just gonna get friends on.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
You need to know.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
More At Thealabama Show dot com.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
You're listening to the Alabama Show. The following program is
on demand.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
If you ever have good news that you want to share,
call the show. Eight three three five oh one BAMA
is the number we got to get huge congratulations to
first grade teacher Katie Collins, who was just named Alabama's
twenty twenty five twenty six Teacher of the Year.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Go off. That is awesome.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Hang on, let me do that. I know what's really cool.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
They did a whole like peprelly for her, and then
Alpha Insurance gave her a freaking Chevrolet Traverse during the program.
They gave her the keys to a car to drive
all year while she promotes education across the state.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
That is awesome.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Ips of freaking lutely. So that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
So congratulations miss Collins, Teacher of the Year.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
That's a huge, huge deal. Should we do the airhorn
again one more time?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Call the show if you want to celebrate any good news.
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Demand if you missed the call, we just had a
second ago from Randall.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Because producer Blank is still losing it. He's laughing so hard.
He said so much.

Speaker 9 (13:07):
If you if you ever miss anything on the show,
we do podcast the show every day afterwards, and you
can go back and listen, and you can listen to
yourself and you can listen to producer Blake lose it.
Look up the Alabama Show on demand on the free
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Are you Gonna make it? This is free iHeart Radio app.
Look up the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
In Dan kid caigs no good sound. That is awful.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
I'm Alabama with producer Blake Today on the show, we
are gonna play because my birthday is Saturday, and the
joke is I'm an old lady, old Lady Olympics in
the game.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
I have are you today, Producer.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Blake, and I want to need to call the show
eight three three five oh one, Bama.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
You can play this too. I'll give you one sound
today and it's called guess the ailment. Okay, guess what
is happening to the old person as we get older? Okay,
I'm going to play a sound for you and I
want you to tell me what you think it is. Okay,
are you ready?

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah? What do that again? They snapped something?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
So what is it?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Think of an old person? What happens to an old person?
Three three five oh one BAMA is the number? The
what body part do you think it is?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
It's either a knee or a hip.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Knees cracking. That is knees cracking.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
That does not so like knees cracking.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
I got some better old people sounds called the show.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
If you're going to play Old People Olympics today, eight
three three five oh one BAMA is the number you.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Were listening to the Alabama show.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
If you want to guess the ailment of the old
person in our Old People Games today, eight three three
five oh one BAMA is the number?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Gil, Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
How are you trying to do it?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
We are great? Are you calling to play old Lady Olympics? Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
All right, We're gonna give you a sound and you
have to guess the ailment.

Speaker 10 (15:27):
Okay, all right, what is that that sounds like some
bubble guts or something.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Bubble guts and you want to mean when you play,
Oh you know what, Gil, I will take the answer
of bubble guts is close enough.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
That would be indigestion. One of the fun things that
happens to you.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Get ready for it, Producer Blake, all the heartburt and
indigestion headed your way.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
That was the worst thing I think I've ever heard
on the show.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Felt like someone coming up from a dive.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
It sounds much worse than that.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I don't know what you're here, Okay, It just sounds
like too much coffee and they need a coffee break.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Love you, Gil, that is great.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
Thank you for college pleas me have a good weekend.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Natalie, good morning. What are you doing right now?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
I actually just pulled up at my house from dropping
my fun Look at you?

Speaker 4 (16:27):
This is what did you say? It's his last day
of school?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yes, ma'am, last kindergarten girl.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
What are you going to do for the summer when
they're at home all day?

Speaker 6 (16:35):
Girl?

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Natalie, you want to play Old Lady Olympics. You want
to guess the sound?

Speaker 9 (16:44):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Please, Natalie, this is the Old Lady Olympics. If you
can guess the sound and producer Blake will also help you.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
It's not a body part. Just there's your hint. It's
not a body part, but it is some where.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
The old people like to go, oh, Natalie, what was that?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Natalie singo? Not bingo, but you're real close. Oh, oh
my gosh, are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
You want to guess one more time, Natalie, or you
want producer Blake to tell you, Sir hurt, No, that's.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Definitely not sure. Should have church. It is the slot machine.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
That would be the casino, Natalie, the casino.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I didn't even plain of that because my grandparents.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I'm sure. The Alabama Show on demand free on the
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Okay, we're done.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Anything you missed on the show, go download the free
iHeartRadio app and look at the Alabama Show on demand.
There's more chances twenty thousand dollars on the way, and
we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.
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