May 7, 2025 • 16 mins
Piper thinks that her boyfriend is messing with her toothbrush in today's Ask Alabama. Producer Blake witnessed an argument go down at a store over a bag of chips. Cheez-its has a new pizza in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey buddy, good morning. What's your weird question today? Give
me one. Hit me with it, Hit me with your
best shot.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Okay, if you had to be covered in a sludge,
what would the sludge be?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah? What? What weird liquid? Would you?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
None?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
If you had to pack?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, i't picking slime, I guess because Nickelodeon where you
come from. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You asked for one of my weird questions. That was
just the first thing on my mind.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I would. Producer Blake likes to go around the office
and ask people weird questions, like this pool water, I'd
rather jump in the pool.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, that's not bad.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That's it all right. Tell me your sludge mud?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
If I had to pick, can you look like mud?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You'd be rolling around in the mud.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I wouldn't roll around in it, but if it were
to land on me, I'd be okay with it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Some people go to spaws and pay good money for that.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I've actually had a mud treatment at his spaw before
and have been covered in mud, So then you should
be all on board with this also mud wrestling.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, I don't need to know anything else about your last.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
What would you be covered in? This is so weird
I can't even don't call the show for that, but
call for something else. Eight three three five oh one,
Bamma is the number? I need a palette cleanser. That's
eight three three five one two two six two. Good morning.
It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about? On the Alabama Show, a shoplifter at Walmart said,
(01:48):
the devil mader do it?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Did he guess where this happened? Does dad?
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Going?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Florida, Florida, a woman seventy three years old walked into
a Walmart still one hundred and twenty one dollars worth
of stuff like shampoo, socks, men's shorts. A woman buying
men's shorts, So the cops obviously came and confiscated it,
and she told them that the devil told her to
buy it for somebody else, but she didn't have the money,
so she stole it anyway. It was only one hundred
(02:15):
and twenty one dollars, so her bond was only one
hundred and fifty dollars, and a judge ordered her to
stay away from Walmart?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Why super easy trivia with the Yellabama Show?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
All right, Producer Blake, Come on down time free to
play super easy trivia. If you want to win tickets
to Shine Down. We have a pair called the show
eight three three five oh one Bama. Question number one, Yes,
what do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Hot of gold?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
If you're lucky, hoot of gold is correct? Next one,
Producer Blake. What TV show features the characters Big Bird, Cookie, Monster, Elmo,
and Oscar the Grouch.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
One of the best shows ever made in my opinion?
Sesame Street?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Good job? That is it? And last one for the
when marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers are common ingredients? And
what popular treat a good snack? A personal favorite of mine?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
S'mores?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Good job? That is it? Congratulations you just wont Super
Easy Trivia.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I don't know what I'm gonna do with all this
new found luck I've got going on right now.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's three things you need to know you with the
elem all right.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
If you're looking for Mother's Day events this weekend, you
can go to Mom's Music and Memories this Saturday at
Mother's Day Celebration it is a Mother's Day celebration at
Boutwell Auditorium with brunch and live music. So it's a
great way to celebrate mom. If you want to go,
that's this Saturday. I'm so excited about this. Cheese At
just launched new frozen pizzas. They like, how is it
(04:01):
a I'm so.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Confused, So it's got.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I would assume the cheese is like the cheese At Cheese.
They're square shaped pizzas. Also, here's the three flavors Pepperoni, Italian,
four Cheese, and cheddar Jack Supreme. And they are available
in stores right now. So when you go grocery shop
and go look at the frozen pizza, I'll see if
you can get a cheese At pizza.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
It's the crust like the cheese it how does I
don't know?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Just go get one, Go go on and try it. Okay.
Google just shared the top questions kids are googling about adults,
and it is hilarious. Here are the top three. Okay,
Number one, why are adults so mean?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I've googled that being a brat No, and I was
an adult when I googled this.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Go on.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Number two, why are adults so obsessed with Disney.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yeah, Disney adults or something else because we want to
be a kid and the last one and wire and
why are adults so tired?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Kid? Let me tell you something, because we're tootally chasing
you around.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Now.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
We chose that we chase you, and we chase that bag.
We got a lot of stuff going.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
On that bag. Are you talking about money?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay, Well, if you're a parent driving in your car
with your kids right now, ask him what they've googled
about you and called the show. Eight three three five
oh one BAMA is the number. That's three things you
need to know more at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Good morning, Piper. What's your issue for ask Alabama?
Speaker 7 (05:29):
I think my boyfriend might be tampering with my toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I know. Uh, that's why we're here. We try to help.
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number
if you ever have an issue for Ask Alabama. Why
do you think your boyfriend's messing with your toothbrush?
Speaker 7 (05:44):
I mean, this is like the weirdest thing I've ever
dealt with in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, but I think.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Okay, so he's a really passive aggressive when he's upset, Okay,
he gets quiet and moody and gives me the silent treatment.
So a few months ago, I started noticing my toothbrush
was being moved.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh I know, how did you know it was being moved?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Because it's electronic, so like it would be off the charger, uh,
and like on its side or something where I'm like, well,
I know I didn't do that because I would always
put it back on the charger, you know, Okay, And
then I started noticing that it would be like wet
in the middle of the day or sometime when I
had it just brush my teeth.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh god, this is my worst nightmare. Did you say
something to him?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Well?
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Yeah, So finally I came right out and I was like,
are you doing stuff to my toothbrush when you're mad
at me?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What did he say?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
He just laughed at me and said I was crazy
and then refused to talk about it. Oh no, I
don't know how to feel about it, Like I don't
have like proof, but it just feels like something's up
and I don't like, what would I even do?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh, prints a blake? What do you think think he's
messing with the toothbrush.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
What if he just needs to brush his teeth stuff,
He needs to borrow it, because this is normal.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Ain't nobody doing that? Look, if you have a gut feeling,
the fact that he told you that you're crazy and
then wouldn't talk about it anymore screams guilty to me,
and you need to run because he is a psychopath.
If he is messing with your toothbrush, you need to
get out now, because what's he gonna do later on
when you all have been together for five years and
you're married and then he's freaking poisoning your drinks? Or
(07:17):
what if?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
What if he genuinely thinks she is crazy because he
is not messing with it?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No trust youre go. If it's not where you put
it and it's wet in the middle of the day,
he is doing something, especially if he's passive aggressive. Call
the show. Oh Piper, I am cringing for you. I
think you need to get out. This is the type
of person that will poison you.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
I have such a bad feeling about it. I think
you might be right.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number.
Have you ever caught somebody you were dating doing something
like this, and what did you do? That's eight three three,
five oh one two two six y two.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
is on demand.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Andrew, good morning. Were you the person that messed with
somebody's toothbrush? What did you do with it?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
I was the bad guy in the situation.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I was mad at my ex wats and she had
some stuff at my house and I used her toothbrush
to scrub the tole.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
That's got to be illegal.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
And I told her, and I even told her. Of course,
she walked out the door. I was like, oh, good God,
your breath.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Thanks to.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Andrew. I love you, but remind me to never make
you mad in real life. I know, yeah, just remind
me not to make you.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Mad, buddy.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I wouldn't do you that way.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I think I just realized you're a gas lighter producer, Blake,
because you agree with Piper's boyfriend. Piper called Thanks her
boyfriend's messing with her toothbrush. She asked about it. He
told her to no, she's crazy and wouldn't talk about it.
We took it to Facebook. Go follow the Alabama Show
on Facebook if you ever want to join the conversation
for anica, said a person who would genuinely say no
(08:58):
and offer to figure out what happening would be normal.
When he got he gas lit lit her by laughing
and calling her crazy. Pretty much makes him guilty. He's guilty.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
No, that can be it?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Call the show. Have you ever caught somebody messing with
your toothbrush? What happened? He? Three thirty five oh one
Bama is the number you were.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Listening to the Alabama Show on demand?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Alan? Has anybody ever messed with your toothbrush?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
All right, So here's the situation. My wife told me
a story about her doing a little charty deed to
her brother when she was younger. She took his toothbrush
and she scrubbed a toilet and then she put it
back like it was, you know, clean and you know,
ready to be used, and he used it. Why is
this people's go to Well, Well, my question is what
(09:44):
is she going to do to me?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What is she going to do to you? You hadn't
been making your wife matt, have you?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Well, so I've been having to keep my toothbrush in
the shower, so I can sort of you wait, hey,
that's all or something before I put it in my mind.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's a whole other conversation. Do you brush your teeth
in the shower?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, you know what, I kind of I'm kind of
on board with this.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Change the topic to what's the best place to brush
your teeth?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Now?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I like to be getting soap on it. I love you, Alan,
thank you for calling.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You'll do it. It's three things you need to know
you with the Alabama Show.
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that have already been at forty four miles per hour,
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Not thirteen? Anyway, Uber's trying to help. That's three things
you need to know. More at the Alabama Show dot com.
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Here's what producer Blake, an angry lady in a bag
of chips have in common. Walmart.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, I do a little bit of shopping at Walmart.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
to call the show. Thank you for listening. I'm Alabama
with producer Blake. What happened.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I was going to check out with my multitudes of
groceries and I get up there and there's this lady
at the self checkout and she's like, ma'am, why can't
I get these bag of chips to scan? And she goes,
I don't know, and the lady not the worker. The
lady scanning goes, where's Billy?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I go, what doing on? Who's Billy?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
What's going on right now? She goes, I need to
talk to Billy right now.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I hate the self checkout line for this reason. Okay,
did Billy ever show up?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Well, Billy shows up and he's in a blue outfit.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
So Billy worked at I think he was one of
the like district managers.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
And he shows up and he goes, yes, ma'am, you
knew he knew her.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Like, she's definitely a difficult customer, So I worked at Walmart.
That that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
He gets there and he's like, yes, ma'am, what can
I help you with? She's like, these chips won't scan.
And he's like, we don't sell these chips. I don't
know where you got these?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
No?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
And she starts cussing and losing it all right there
in the middle of the self check.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Don't the bag of chips come from? Don't know? Somebody
put them on the shelf as a prank, Either that or.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
She brought them that But let me say that was
all she had? That was it?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Oh no?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
And it was a like a decent sized bag of
chips and she goes, I just want these chips.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I want to talk to a manager now, and he goes,
you know, I'm the highest man.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I'm the manager. He's probably the store manager.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
He was like, I'm the highest level you can get
at this store.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I don't I think she has a crush on Billy.
I don't think so, not after what I heard. What's
the wildest thing you have ever seen when you're out shopping?
Have you ever seen somebody go crazy like that? Look?
I worked customer service at Walmart. I'll tell you some stories.
But eight three three five oh one Bama is the
number the.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
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Speaker 2 (14:51):
I had a customer one time. We're talking about crazy
things you've seen at the store. Eight three three five
oh one Bama. So I used to work at Walmart
customer s risk where people return stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, I last year, right, No, this was my.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
First job several years ago. So a lady comes in
and she brings in blue jeans and they're soaking wet,
and she goes, I want to return these and I
look and the brand is not a brand that we
sell at Walmart that we sold and so I was like, ma'am,
I don't think you got these here. She's like, no,
you did, And so I'm typing in the numbers off
(15:26):
of the little tag. I don't know why they were wet.
They also did not smell good. They had obviously been
warned by somebody right before they were brought in. And
there's a thing where the customer is always right at
the time that I worked there, and I had to
call the manager and the manager manager was like, just
(15:46):
give her some money anyway, and I think I started
to give her a refund for like five bucks. I
was like, what is happening right now?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Don't you just love doing that for customers.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
That's why we talk on the radio now and we
don't do customer service. Eight three three five O one
Bama is the number.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
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Speaker 2 (16:05):
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the free iHeartRadio app, look up the Alabama Show on
demand and we'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey buddy, good morning. What's your weird question today? Give
me one. Hit me with it, Hit me with your
best shot.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Okay, if you had to be covered in a sludge,
what would the sludge be?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah? What? What weird liquid? Would you?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
None?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
If you had to pack?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, i't picking slime, I guess because Nickelodeon where you
come from. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You asked for one of my weird questions. That was
just the first thing on my mind.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I would. Producer Blake likes to go around the office
and ask people weird questions, like this pool water, I'd
rather jump in the pool.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, that's not bad.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That's it all right. Tell me your sludge mud?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
If I had to pick, can you look like mud?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You'd be rolling around in the mud.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I wouldn't roll around in it, but if it were
to land on me, I'd be okay with it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Some people go to spaws and pay good money for that.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I've actually had a mud treatment at his spaw before
and have been covered in mud, So then you should
be all on board with this also mud wrestling.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, I don't need to know anything else about your last.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
What would you be covered in? This is so weird
I can't even don't call the show for that, but
call for something else. Eight three three five oh one,
Bamma is the number? I need a palette cleanser. That's
eight three three five one two two six two. Good morning.
It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about? On the Alabama Show, a shoplifter at Walmart said,
(01:48):
the devil mader do it?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Did he guess where this happened? Does dad?
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Going?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Florida, Florida, a woman seventy three years old walked into
a Walmart still one hundred and twenty one dollars worth
of stuff like shampoo, socks, men's shorts. A woman buying
men's shorts, So the cops obviously came and confiscated it,
and she told them that the devil told her to
buy it for somebody else, but she didn't have the money,
so she stole it anyway. It was only one hundred
(02:15):
and twenty one dollars, so her bond was only one
hundred and fifty dollars, and a judge ordered her to
stay away from Walmart?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Why super easy trivia with the Yellabama Show?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
All right, Producer Blake, Come on down time free to
play super easy trivia. If you want to win tickets
to Shine Down. We have a pair called the show
eight three three five oh one Bama. Question number one, Yes,
what do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Hot of gold?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
If you're lucky, hoot of gold is correct? Next one,
Producer Blake. What TV show features the characters Big Bird, Cookie, Monster, Elmo,
and Oscar the Grouch.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
One of the best shows ever made in my opinion?
Sesame Street?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Good job? That is it? And last one for the
when marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers are common ingredients? And
what popular treat a good snack? A personal favorite of mine?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
S'mores?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Good job? That is it? Congratulations you just wont Super
Easy Trivia.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I don't know what I'm gonna do with all this
new found luck I've got going on right now.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's three things you need to know you with the
elem all right.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
If you're looking for Mother's Day events this weekend, you
can go to Mom's Music and Memories this Saturday at
Mother's Day Celebration it is a Mother's Day celebration at
Boutwell Auditorium with brunch and live music. So it's a
great way to celebrate mom. If you want to go,
that's this Saturday. I'm so excited about this. Cheese At
just launched new frozen pizzas. They like, how is it
(04:01):
a I'm so.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Confused, So it's got.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I would assume the cheese is like the cheese At Cheese.
They're square shaped pizzas. Also, here's the three flavors Pepperoni, Italian,
four Cheese, and cheddar Jack Supreme. And they are available
in stores right now. So when you go grocery shop
and go look at the frozen pizza, I'll see if
you can get a cheese At pizza.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
It's the crust like the cheese it how does I
don't know?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Just go get one, Go go on and try it. Okay.
Google just shared the top questions kids are googling about adults,
and it is hilarious. Here are the top three. Okay,
Number one, why are adults so mean?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I've googled that being a brat No, and I was
an adult when I googled this.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Go on.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Number two, why are adults so obsessed with Disney.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yeah, Disney adults or something else because we want to
be a kid and the last one and wire and
why are adults so tired?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Kid? Let me tell you something, because we're tootally chasing
you around.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Now.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
We chose that we chase you, and we chase that bag.
We got a lot of stuff going.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
On that bag. Are you talking about money?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay, Well, if you're a parent driving in your car
with your kids right now, ask him what they've googled
about you and called the show. Eight three three five
oh one BAMA is the number. That's three things you
need to know more at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Good morning, Piper. What's your issue for ask Alabama?
Speaker 7 (05:29):
I think my boyfriend might be tampering with my toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I know. Uh, that's why we're here. We try to help.
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number
if you ever have an issue for Ask Alabama. Why
do you think your boyfriend's messing with your toothbrush?
Speaker 7 (05:44):
I mean, this is like the weirdest thing I've ever
dealt with in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, but I think.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Okay, so he's a really passive aggressive when he's upset, Okay,
he gets quiet and moody and gives me the silent treatment.
So a few months ago, I started noticing my toothbrush
was being moved.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh I know, how did you know it was being moved?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Because it's electronic, so like it would be off the charger, uh,
and like on its side or something where I'm like, well,
I know I didn't do that because I would always
put it back on the charger, you know, Okay, And
then I started noticing that it would be like wet
in the middle of the day or sometime when I
had it just brush my teeth.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh god, this is my worst nightmare. Did you say
something to him?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Well?
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Yeah, So finally I came right out and I was like,
are you doing stuff to my toothbrush when you're mad
at me?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What did he say?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
He just laughed at me and said I was crazy
and then refused to talk about it. Oh no, I
don't know how to feel about it, Like I don't
have like proof, but it just feels like something's up
and I don't like, what would I even do?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh, prints a blake? What do you think think he's
messing with the toothbrush.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
What if he just needs to brush his teeth stuff,
He needs to borrow it, because this is normal.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Ain't nobody doing that? Look, if you have a gut feeling,
the fact that he told you that you're crazy and
then wouldn't talk about it anymore screams guilty to me,
and you need to run because he is a psychopath.
If he is messing with your toothbrush, you need to
get out now, because what's he gonna do later on
when you all have been together for five years and
you're married and then he's freaking poisoning your drinks? Or
(07:17):
what if?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
What if he genuinely thinks she is crazy because he
is not messing with it?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No trust youre go. If it's not where you put
it and it's wet in the middle of the day,
he is doing something, especially if he's passive aggressive. Call
the show. Oh Piper, I am cringing for you. I
think you need to get out. This is the type
of person that will poison you.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
I have such a bad feeling about it. I think
you might be right.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number.
Have you ever caught somebody you were dating doing something
like this, and what did you do? That's eight three three,
five oh one two two six y two.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
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Speaker 2 (07:55):
Andrew, good morning. Were you the person that messed with
somebody's toothbrush? What did you do with it?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
I was the bad guy in the situation.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I was mad at my ex wats and she had
some stuff at my house and I used her toothbrush
to scrub the tole.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
That's got to be illegal.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
And I told her, and I even told her. Of course,
she walked out the door. I was like, oh, good God,
your breath.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Thanks to.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Andrew. I love you, but remind me to never make
you mad in real life. I know, yeah, just remind
me not to make you.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Mad, buddy.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I wouldn't do you that way.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I think I just realized you're a gas lighter producer, Blake,
because you agree with Piper's boyfriend. Piper called Thanks her
boyfriend's messing with her toothbrush. She asked about it. He
told her to no, she's crazy and wouldn't talk about it.
We took it to Facebook. Go follow the Alabama Show
on Facebook if you ever want to join the conversation
for anica, said a person who would genuinely say no
(08:58):
and offer to figure out what happening would be normal.
When he got he gas lit lit her by laughing
and calling her crazy. Pretty much makes him guilty. He's guilty.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
No, that can be it?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Call the show. Have you ever caught somebody messing with
your toothbrush? What happened? He? Three thirty five oh one
Bama is the number you were.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
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Speaker 2 (09:19):
Alan? Has anybody ever messed with your toothbrush?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
All right, So here's the situation. My wife told me
a story about her doing a little charty deed to
her brother when she was younger. She took his toothbrush
and she scrubbed a toilet and then she put it
back like it was, you know, clean and you know,
ready to be used, and he used it. Why is
this people's go to Well, Well, my question is what
(09:44):
is she going to do to me?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What is she going to do to you? You hadn't
been making your wife matt, have you?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Well, so I've been having to keep my toothbrush in
the shower, so I can sort of you wait, hey,
that's all or something before I put it in my mind.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's a whole other conversation. Do you brush your teeth
in the shower?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, you know what, I kind of I'm kind of
on board with this.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Change the topic to what's the best place to brush
your teeth?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Now?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I like to be getting soap on it. I love you, Alan,
thank you for calling.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You'll do it. It's three things you need to know
you with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So, there are some heavy wind gusts going on following
the rain we had overnight in Tescalousa. There were winds
that have already been at forty four miles per hour,
so we could get as high as thirty five to
forty miles per hour wind around I sixty five. So
when you're driving to work today, just be careful. This
wind could blow down trees or blow around the Alabama
State Bird, which is a trampoline.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
It's a trampoline.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, you haven't seen that. It's the Alabama State bird. Anyway,
just watch for flying things in the winds. If you
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going to prom. You're too young.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
And also you don't need to be in an Uber
I think I think that's a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Is Yeah, it's like, where are my sixteen year old's at?
Not thirteen? Anyway, Uber's trying to help. That's three things
you need to know. More at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
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Speaker 2 (12:38):
Here's what producer Blake, an angry lady in a bag
of chips have in common. Walmart.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, I do a little bit of shopping at Walmart.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
to call the show. Thank you for listening. I'm Alabama
with producer Blake. What happened.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I was going to check out with my multitudes of
groceries and I get up there and there's this lady
at the self checkout and she's like, ma'am, why can't
I get these bag of chips to scan? And she goes,
I don't know, and the lady not the worker. The
lady scanning goes, where's Billy?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I go, what doing on? Who's Billy?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
What's going on right now? She goes, I need to
talk to Billy right now.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I hate the self checkout line for this reason. Okay,
did Billy ever show up?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Well, Billy shows up and he's in a blue outfit.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
So Billy worked at I think he was one of
the like district managers.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
And he shows up and he goes, yes, ma'am, you
knew he knew her.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Like, she's definitely a difficult customer, So I worked at Walmart.
That that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
He gets there and he's like, yes, ma'am, what can
I help you with? She's like, these chips won't scan.
And he's like, we don't sell these chips. I don't
know where you got these?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
No?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
And she starts cussing and losing it all right there
in the middle of the self check.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Don't the bag of chips come from? Don't know? Somebody
put them on the shelf as a prank, Either that or.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
She brought them that But let me say that was
all she had? That was it?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Oh no?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
And it was a like a decent sized bag of
chips and she goes, I just want these chips.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I want to talk to a manager now, and he goes,
you know, I'm the highest man.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I'm the manager. He's probably the store manager.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
He was like, I'm the highest level you can get
at this store.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I don't I think she has a crush on Billy.
I don't think so, not after what I heard. What's
the wildest thing you have ever seen when you're out shopping?
Have you ever seen somebody go crazy like that? Look?
I worked customer service at Walmart. I'll tell you some stories.
But eight three three five oh one Bama is the
number the.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
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iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I had a customer one time. We're talking about crazy
things you've seen at the store. Eight three three five
oh one Bama. So I used to work at Walmart
customer s risk where people return stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, I last year, right, No, this was my.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
First job several years ago. So a lady comes in
and she brings in blue jeans and they're soaking wet,
and she goes, I want to return these and I
look and the brand is not a brand that we
sell at Walmart that we sold and so I was like, ma'am,
I don't think you got these here. She's like, no,
you did, And so I'm typing in the numbers off
(15:26):
of the little tag. I don't know why they were wet.
They also did not smell good. They had obviously been
warned by somebody right before they were brought in. And
there's a thing where the customer is always right at
the time that I worked there, and I had to
call the manager and the manager manager was like, just
(15:46):
give her some money anyway, and I think I started
to give her a refund for like five bucks. I
was like, what is happening right now?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Don't you just love doing that for customers.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
That's why we talk on the radio now and we
don't do customer service. Eight three three five O one
Bama is the number.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
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Speaker 2 (16:05):
Okay, we're done. Anything you missed on the show, download
the free iHeartRadio app, look up the Alabama Show on
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