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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome looking through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hey, buddy, good morning. How was.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Watching kids over the weekend?
Speaker 5 (00:22):
It was an event, I'll say that.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
Yeah, it was a It was a full day, It
was a full weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
You look tired. Your face is puffy.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Yeah, no, I did not, not a bit.
Speaker 7 (00:37):
Were the teenagers harder than the kids that I had
brought in?
Speaker 6 (00:42):
I would say two small children versus twenty five teenagers
about equal?
Speaker 7 (00:48):
Okay, that's good to Look what happened to me my hand?
I got bit by or stung by a wasp. See
how much bigger my hand is than the other.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It's like a balloon.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Yeah it is. Uh, it is de only pubby. I
can't see your veins in that one.
Speaker 7 (01:02):
Yeah, I need you to. Can't counsel it, look up
what to do?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And don't say put tobacco on it. Every redneck on
facebooks and put tobacco on it.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
I don't know where this thing is anyway, Good morning,
how's your weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Call the show? Eight three three five oh one, Bama
is the number.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Also, if you've ever had an issue for ask Alabama.
We're going to do that at seven o'clock. We'll do
our best to help you. Eight three three five oh one,
Bama is the number. But good morning, Happy Monday.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about?
Speaker 7 (01:34):
On the Alabama Show, a helicopter pilot got caught on
a hot mic talking about how awful his life is.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Why that's just sad, I know.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Listen to this.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
It's a helicopter reporter named Stu and viral on Saturday
because he was ranting about his failed marriage while covering
the No Kings protest in La.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Listen to this.
Speaker 8 (01:56):
You know what, I don't care. I am married. I
am legally married. I am legally married. That's about the
only way you can really say it. But I am
not looking at now at all. I uh, I just
had a bunch of debacles with my personal life. Yes,
it's true.
Speaker 9 (02:13):
I know.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
It's hard to believe. I got nothing right now, got nothing,
got nothing, not really looking trying to find myself and
be happy.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm being curious about that.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Steve is all of us going through a breakup.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I would much rather hear about this than anything else.
Going on.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Super Easy Trivia with the Yella Mama.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Show Austin, good morning. What are you doing today?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I am drobbing to work?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Where do you work?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
What do you do?
Speaker 10 (02:38):
I am construction.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I like the tie.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I want to make it jack so bad and I'm
not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I love you, Austin.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Okay, you wanna play super easy trivia?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
And when tickets to Pitbull?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I want to go see pit Bull?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
All right, Austin.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Question number one animal says move the cow.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
The cow would be correct next time. What is the
opposite of hot cold?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Good job, buddy? And last one for the wind. What
planet do we live on?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We live on Planet Arth, Planet.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Arth, Planet Earth is correct, Austin.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I love you, buddy.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Congratulations you want don't be lying pipe too long today?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I can't. I just I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's three things you need to know with the element.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
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it's over Taylor getting dragged in Justin Baldoni's four hundred
(04:01):
dollars million lawsuit four hundred million dollar lawsuit against Blake
Lively over it ends with us. The source says that
Taylor is upset about how Blake was using her for
clout because there was a meeting, you know where Justin
Baldoney went to Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Hollase and
Taylor Swift was there and he said he felt like
they pressured him into changing a scene. Oh yeah, and
(04:22):
so Taylor. There were texts that were revealed afterwards where
Blake Lively called Taylor Swift one of her dragons, and
Taylor is upset with that, and they say that she.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
May never get over it, so they may never be
friends again. Here are six words and I'm going to test.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Them with your producer, Blake, that you can put on
your dating profile that will make men swipe right instantly.
According to e Harmony, Okay, I'm going to go backwards
from six to one. Number six funny. No, I'm gonna
say no, you don't like a funny girl or funny
I don't like people that call.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Themselves funny, physically fit.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Number five, Yeah, that's a good one. Number four spontaneous.
I do like that one. Number three is thoughtful.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Number two is ambition.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
And coming in at number one, the number one word
that make men swipe right sweet.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I don't want people that call themselves their own compliments
sweet and funny out the list.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
The other ones are all right.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Forty six percent of men swiped right for a girl
that described yourself as sweet. That's three things you need
to know more at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Garrett, Good morning?
Speaker 7 (05:34):
What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 10 (05:37):
Good morning? I need my ex wife to move out
of my parents out.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh boy, that's why we're here. We do our best
to help you.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
If you ever have an issue for Ask Alabama, call
the show.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Eight three three five oh one. Bama is the number.
Why is your ex wife living with your parents?
Speaker 10 (05:51):
It's kind of a long story.
Speaker 11 (05:52):
We got married when we were young, okay, and I'll
just call it Branda because you know, I don't want
to give it a real name.
Speaker 10 (05:59):
But listen, it was the right thing to do.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Begrida.
Speaker 11 (06:02):
She had our first kid, even though our relationship was awful.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
So you married your wife young because she got pregnant
with your first kid.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
Right.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Why was the relationship awful, We'll tell you.
Speaker 11 (06:12):
Because she was constantly changing jobs, she was out at night,
cheating on me, and.
Speaker 10 (06:17):
Neither of us are really happy.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (06:20):
We did end up having a couple more kids together, twins, Okay,
we got three total. And then two years after we
got divorced, she of course.
Speaker 10 (06:28):
Needed a place to live because she's such a loser.
Speaker 11 (06:31):
And then my son called our my parents and begged
them to let her and the kids live with them,
and of course they did because their suckers.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Okay, so your ex wife and your three kids live
with your parents.
Speaker 11 (06:44):
Yeah, and it was supposed to be temporary, But now
here we go five years after that and no end
in sight, like she used to taking advantage of them
and living off of them and mooching off them.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
How do your parents feel about this?
Speaker 10 (06:55):
I guess you're fine with it. I mean, my mother
keeps saying.
Speaker 11 (06:58):
That she's trying, that Brenda is trying, but at this
point I don't see any end inside.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
I'm over it. I'm just tired of it. I hate
going over there because she's always there.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
What's that like?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
When you go over there? Do you and Brenda get along?
Speaker 10 (07:12):
Absolutely not. I mean as soon as I get over there,
she starts in on me like it's my fault, she's
a loser. I mean, she even cusses me out in
front of my parents.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
What do your parents do when you get in a
fight with your ex wife.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
At their house?
Speaker 11 (07:24):
Well, my dad just disappears, but my mother takes up
for her all the time.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
You know the other day, you know, my mom took
her side and told me that I have to deal
with it. It don't bother coming over. I mean, this
is ridiculous. How do I get her to move out
of my parents' house?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Prayser Blake. What are you saying?
Speaker 12 (07:39):
I think you need to evict her the best way
you can. This is outrageous.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
How does he even a victor? It's not his house.
At your parents' house, if they.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Agreed to let your ex wife live there, that's their
grandkids and your kids living there. Also, if the mom
comes with them, why are you having.
Speaker 12 (07:54):
Such a meltdown because it's the ex wife and she
is obviously as he says, Oh.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
But she's the mother of his kids, and obviously it
wasn't that bad if y'all were still doing the deed
to have twins.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
No, you can't blame it.
Speaker 11 (08:07):
Well, I mean we were living together and we had
a couple more kids, and then I realized, well, I
better get out of here.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
We're more call the show. Have you ever dealt with
something like this?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Eight three three five X one BAMA is the number
that's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Eight three three five I one BAMA is the number
to call the show. Kelly, good morning. What do you
think about Garrett's ex wife living in his parents' basement
and him wanting to kick her out?
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Well, if she's such a loser, why doesn't he have
custody of the kids?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Exactly? I think he's lying, he's not telling the whole.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Story something something I don't know, but yeah, she's that bad,
why isn't he have the kids?
Speaker 7 (08:51):
And if his mom is taking his ex wife's side,
that's another thing that I'm like, what's the truth we
need to hear from Brenda?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Brenda all the show.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
Yes, Brenda, we want to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You were listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Do your parents like your ex better than they like you?
Call the show?
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number,
because that's what's going on with Garrett. His ex wife
lives in his parents' basement, but with their.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Three kids, and producer Blake's like cook her out.
Speaker 12 (09:20):
Yeah, it's very reasonable to kick her out.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
She's not her kids are there, Lena commented on The
Alabama Show's Facebook and you can go comment on our
Facebook page as well.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
If you can't get.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Through the phone lines. Eight three three five oh one,
Bama is the.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Numbered away in she said, Garrett, be grateful she's not
living with your kids in her car, hotel or jumping
from one friend's house to another.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
If it's that big of a deal, help her get
set up at a new place, because that's the thing.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
When you have kids, they're your responsibility to make sure
they're safe.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
The kids.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Yes, I fully you need to be with the mom,
though no, the mom can find somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's three things you need to know you with.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
The Elemma Show, everybody's making a memorial for the boat
that crashed on two eighty.
Speaker 12 (10:11):
Yeah, you must have seen mine then, because pour one
out for the boat.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, everybody's been sad.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
If you haven't seen this, there's a boat that crashed
on two eighty.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
It's finally been towed.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
People have been it's been there for like a month.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
People have been trying to figure out how it got there,
and nobody really knows.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
So now everybody's like, ferrial to the two eighty boat.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
If you're listening to the show and you on that.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Boat, please call the show.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
I want to know how it got crashed into a tree,
because it's perfectly crashed into a tree right in the
front of it.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
But how did that happen?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Where's the like, what.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
What happened to the car that was towing the boat?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Anyway?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Bonnooo canceled this past weekend because of the weather.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You see this.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I did see this.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh my god, TikTok. It looked bad. The camp sites
were flooded.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
After they started moving people out of the campgrounds.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
People were stuck at the.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Gas station all day the first day waiting to see
what was going to happen.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
And I saw a girl post like people were in
the parking lot crying at the gas station when they
found out Bonnaro had got canceled. They are going to
be issuing refunds. If you want to see how they're
doing it and like the percentage of the refunds that
you're getting. They posted that on Bonner's official Instagram page.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Justin Bieber has fans worried. Are you watching his Instagram?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
It looks like he's spiraling code?
Speaker 7 (11:28):
It does he's pulling a Britney Spears. He posted some
cryptic posts last week on Instagram, but yesterday he also
did For Father's Day, he posted a picture with one
of those plastic hands holding up a finger that's not
so nice, with the caption that said, I'm a dad
that's not to be messed with. And here's the thing.
I was scrolling through the comments. Apparently Haley commented and
(11:48):
then deleted it, and her comment was Father's Day sucks.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
So was that directed at Justin or was it directed
at her dad because she had some issues with her
dad for.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
A little while too. I really, I really want to know.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
And people are also saying things to Justin and the
comments like, so start acting like a dad.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Or where is Hayley? So that's what things you need
to know.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
We'll keep you updated with the whole Justin Bieber situation.
More at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
is on demand.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
If you ever have a good news story you want
to share, called the show. Eight three three five oh
one Bama is the number of producer Blake. Yes, I
have a good news story for you.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Okay, A burrito obsessed dog walked.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Five miles overnight without its over to go get a
free burrito.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
To be fair, after the same thing.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
It literally snuck out to go get a breakfast burrito
because they would go to this gas station.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Five hour or five miles away from the house.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
And somehow the dog got out and figured out how
to get there.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
He smelled the burritos.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Would you not want it?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You walked sixteen miles. I want sixteen miles for kids,
not you were a burrito.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Yeah, I know, I would want fine for burritos.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Anyway, this dog is what's awesome, and he made it
back and he's good.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
So call the show with good news.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
You were listening to The Alabama Show Man How to
Go with the kids.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Already huffing.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
I'll tell you what it was. It's a joy, but
it's also my back hurt.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama
show I'm Alabama with.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Producer Blake if you missed it.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Producer Blake was a camp counselor and we prepared him
for it.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Chaos. You did not at all.
Speaker 12 (13:41):
Actually, after after going, I was like, oh, man, this
will Did you get any ticks?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
No, I did not get any ticks.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Did you catch any kids trying to sneak out?
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Yeah, but I just I stopped them real quick.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Did you Well, what's all cap purpling?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (13:55):
Because no bull, no blue or pink can mix and
make it purple.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
You you stop it?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
No purplee this is church can out. Well, to make
sure they did not get in any fashion.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
What else happened?
Speaker 12 (14:11):
We we we might we might have had some theft
stuff going on.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
We figured that out.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Who was stealing?
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Well.
Speaker 12 (14:16):
I don't want to talk about go into the details
because they might listen.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
I don't know, but I just know there were some
issues by the end.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
I man, I used to love going to camp because
me and my friends would sneak out at night we'd
go to the lunch room and get ice cream.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Well we didn't.
Speaker 12 (14:30):
I don't think any kid broke it get out dream
because we didn't.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
We didn't realize we had popsicles still the last night,
and oh boy, did these kids lose it.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
So here's my question, are you going to be a
camp counselor again next year?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 12 (14:45):
This morning, he messages and said, hey, same time next year,
So he's already signed it up to go again.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Make sure, without asking, you can say no.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
I don't want to.
Speaker 12 (14:55):
Because I feel bad for him. But also these kids,
these kids, man.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Are you gonna have any kids with your girlfriend anytime soon?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
This actually didn't deter it.
Speaker 12 (15:06):
The only thing this did was make me go I
gotta pray harder every day.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Now, you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand, Get.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
Your taste buds ready, Producer Blake, it's not that bad today,
I promise.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Okay, what is it? But go ahead and pull it out.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
By the way, thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
I'm Alabama with Producer Blake.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
That's me.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I like to torture Producer Blake. I'm doing it with you.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
That never makes me feel better.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
We talked about it on the show.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
It was if you try the new goldfish awesome sauce flavor. Okay,
don't ignore the rip on the bottom of my dog
tried to eat them.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Okay, with the.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Deal pickle flavored goldfish, it's supposed to taste like a
chicken sandwich.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
URLs trot.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
We're gonna try it together because we talked about it
and three things you need to know and here on
the Alabama Show, if we talk about it, theory.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Worried about it.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
We're gonna test the theory and make sure it works.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
You want to go first?
Speaker 7 (16:09):
For me?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Go first? Here's your awesome sauce.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
That's the new all right? How many do I need
to have? Like two each?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
It's like, yeah, we both get deal pickle.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Did you get two of the deal? I got four?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Okay, I'm gonna do two of each, all right?
Speaker 7 (16:23):
And then the awesome sauce kind of smells like barbecue.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Okay, are you.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
Ready to taste like a chicken sandwich from our favorite
chicken place?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Don't say the name?
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (16:31):
Yep?
Speaker 7 (16:31):
One? Two, three, Nope, I know that kind of does.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
It tastes good? Together, but I wouldn't say. They're like,
I don't know, I'm worse. Oh my god, there're gonna
get sour.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
That's the deal, pickle.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Oh my god, I thought I would like this.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
The deal is starting to take over. Lucky to not
Nil take another awesome salt. Oh it's fun fun man.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Anyway, this theory has.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Officially been tested by The Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
It's in my teeth The Alabama Show on demand free
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Hey, we're done. Anything you missed on the show.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Make sure you download the free iHeartRadio app and look
up the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
And we'll see you bright and early tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.