June 26, 2025 • 20 mins
Alabama needs help weighing her peacock. Kendell is sleeping with her boss's wife in today's confessions. There are some warning signs that you might need to take a mental health day in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey buddy, good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
What's your weird question today? Give me one, Hit me
with it, Hit me with your best shot.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Okay, if you had to be covered in a sludge,
what would the sludge be?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
What?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah? What? What weird liquid?
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Would you?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
None?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
If you had to pack?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
No? I hate picking slime. I guess because Nickelodeon where
you come from.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
You asked for one of my weird questions. That was
just the first thing on my mind.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I would.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Producer Blake likes to go around the office and ask
people weird questions, like this.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Pool water, I'd rather jump in the pool.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Okay, that's not bad, that's.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
It all right. Tell me your sludge mud? If I
had to pick, can you look like mud?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Guy?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We'd be rolling around in the mud.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
I wouldn't roll around in it, but if it were
to land on me, I'd be okay with it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Some people go to spaws and pay good money for that.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I've actually had a mud treatment at his paw before
and have been covered in mud, So then you should
be all on board with this.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Also mud wrestling.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Well, I don't need to know anything else about you.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
The last what would you be covered in? This is
so weird.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I can't even don't call the show for that, but
call for something else. Eight three three five oh one
bamna is the number. I need a palette cleanser. That's
eight three three five one two two six two.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Good morning is.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
What the hell? Headlines on the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
We have an update on Looney Tune. He has been found.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Why he got away?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
But he was found.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yes, he was not fast as the road runner. Earlier
this week, we talked about a guy whose actual name
was Looney Tune on the run from the police.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Officers. He led them on a high speed chase.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
He even fired rounds at the police and they caught him.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Listen to this.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
One of our viewers showing the moment. US Marshalls and
the Clackamas County Sheriff's swat team arrested Looney John Franklin
Tooon following a three day search. Police say when they
pulled Tune over, they discovered an active felony warrant out
for his arrest. Officers placed spike strips under the rear tires.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Of Tune's suv, but they say that didn't stop.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Him from speeding away, so they chased him and he
allegedly fired at officers.
Speaker 8 (02:35):
He sounds kind of more like Wiley's Super.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Easy Trivia with the Yella Maama Show eight three thirty five.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh and Bama is the number to call the show
and play Super Easy Trivia. Ce Celia, good morning. Where
are you at right now? What's going on in Jimison today?
How's the traffic?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Thankfully it's light?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, Cecilia, You want to play Super Easy Trivia for
these tickets to twenty one pilots?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Man, all right, now it works girl.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Question number one, what popular ice cream flavor is typically
made with crushed cookies?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Cook cream?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
That is it?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Good job? You just blue Producer Blake's mind.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
He's making a face at me like he's really confused, So.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
The question confused me. I don't go on.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Next one, what shape has four equal sides and four
right angles?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Four equal size and four right angles?
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Square?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Good job? That would be a square? And the last
one for the wind.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Cecilia, what is the name of the little mermaid in
the Disney movie Here We Go?
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Good job?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Congratulations Cecilia, you just won super easy Trivia.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Thank you so much. It's three things you need to
know with the elemaw.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
If you are looking for places to celebrate the Fourth
of July around Birmingham, you could go to Wald Park
inves Davia. They are hosting an I Love America Night tonight.
You can go swimming at Chelsea Fest at Chelsea Corner's
Way is this Saturday with music and food trucks. And
in the City of Hoover fireworks show at the Hoover
met July First. That's next Tuesday. So you had all
(04:31):
kinds of things you can do leading up to the
fourth of July. You're gonna get excited about this. Producer
Blake Okay Duncan and Sabrina Carpenter have teamed up.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
For another drink.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You know, last winter they did Sabrina's brown Sugar Shaken espresso.
Now you can get a summer drink for Sabrina Carpenter.
It is her Strawberry Dream refresher. It's got strawberry flavor
and oat milk and a layer of cold foam.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
There's not even any espresso in it.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, it's a summer whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, here's some morning signs you need to take a
mental health day. According to the experts, this gives you
a chance to disconnect and recharge. Let's see which one
of us has more symptoms, mayor producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
The signs are if you are more irritable.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah, me, I'm gonna take that one.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
Just if you feel overwhelmed by little things, if you
struggle with brain FuG or if you have changes in
sleep and appetite, take a mental health day.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You know what, and we'll be honest with you. I
think I check all these boxes.
Speaker 10 (05:37):
I think we're taking a mental health week.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Hey, that's three things you need to know. More at
the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 11 (05:44):
The Alabama Show onto me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
This is a team effort. We need a team effort
right now. Call the show eight three thirty five. Oh
one Bama is the.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Number if you want to help the team out. I
have a problem and I'm not really sure how to
handle it.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Which one on the list are we going with? First?
Speaker 10 (06:05):
We are going with the peacock. Oh, it's an animal problem.
My in the female she's been coughing. So I told
my eyes my bed, I said, can I bring this
bird to you. And she just starts giggling, and she's like,
I don't know if I can figure it out.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But yes, bring it in. I think she just wants
to say she treated a peacock. She's got a cough.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
So she texted me yesterday and she goes, one, can
you get a stool sample?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
That's easy. You just get the poop, put in a
jar and take it. The other thing is she goes,
I need you to weigh her.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah, I bet that worked out.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
Well.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
How do I do that? I haven't tried yet. How
do you weigh up peacock?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I was like, you know, I'm gonna have to video
tape this and it's gonna be all over the internet.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
I don't know how to do it. Have you ever
seen an episode of Looney Tunes? You me all that,
but Bugs carries a.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Bag around and he always captures people.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You, Sam, that's what I need to do, and then
put it on a scale in my bathroom.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
That's the only way to do it.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I don't like.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
There's gotta be people listening to the show that have
horses or cows. You grew up in the country, How
do you weigh livestock? You can't put it on your scale.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
No, you have a scale designed for big animals, but
small animals pigs, you can probably just put it on
a regular scale.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
A little peacock.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
They ain't gonna stay there long enough for me to
register the weight.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
That's why you put it in a bag.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Take it to the skills. They're like raptors.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Every time I try to catch her, she like latches
onto the fence with their talons and flaps her wings.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I don't know why I got these birds the Okay,
listen before you put it in the bag, trinket and
then you put.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
It in a bag.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I am I gonna get a tranquilizer, you know.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
A vet.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Over. I'm not really sure how we even called it
to get it to my house anymore.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
He drinked it.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You put it in the bakings need to theme song?
Call the show. Have you ever had to do so?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
What's the weirdest thing you've ever had to do for
your animal? And if you're a vet, if you are
a vet, or if you know how I can do.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
This, please call and help me.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number you.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
How the hell, am I going to weigh a peacock.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Well, there's a lot of ways.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Eight three thirty five BAMA is the number.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I got to figure out how to weigh this peacock
for my vet so she can trade it for a cough.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Brian, good morning. Do you have advice for me?
Speaker 9 (08:51):
So?
Speaker 8 (08:51):
The only advice that I can give this the way
yourself and then somehow capture the peak out and then
weigh yourself holding the peacock, and then's the way to
the big up.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
That is the most brilliant idea I'm giving you out.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
That is I think I can handle that. Yeah, okay,
just hold his feet so I'll crutch you.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Well, we're gonna have that on video on the Alabama
Show in the next two days.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Thanks for calling, Brian, no problem.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Good looks.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Eight three three five oh one BEMA is the number. Ronda,
good morning. Did you have a tip for me on
how to weigh my peacock for my vet? No, ma'am,
but I do have a very weird story that I
did for my adults.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's great. I love weird stories. What happened one day my.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Brother was playing outside and I noticed something hanging out
over and it was a cellar general bag. No, she
hated taller general bag, didn't she?
Speaker 9 (09:47):
She had to?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh no, so I got my ex to get it out,
and he had to put on a glove and pull
it out.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Wor's nightmare? Where's nightmare? Good thing?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
It already comes out bagged.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I guess, Look, my dog's eating a rope toy before
and no, no, no, well it was your dog. Fine.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
After that she was, she looked violated, but she Good morning, Paul.
What can we do for you?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
You peacock?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You're talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
How can I weigh my peacock? Buddy?
Speaker 8 (10:20):
All right, you swear yourself and then you catch your peacock,
and then while yourself with the peacock.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Okay, how about you? How about this? You come catch
the peacock, and then I'll bring out my scales and
we'll wait you. And then we'll wait you holding the peacock.
Speaker 12 (10:41):
I'd be happy to help you if I was closer
to your home.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I love you, Paul. That's great. I appreciate you. That's
a good idea, though, thank you for calling.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Is what the hell headlines On the Alabama Show, a man.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Was rescued from a chimney after he got stuck trying
to get his dog out of the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Right, how did this go from the dog in the
bathroom to the man's chimney.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Carlos from Connecticut was trying to get his dog out
of the bathroom because the doors locked at ten pm
automatically what doors like at the where he was living,
and the door's locked. So he was like, oh no,
there's only one way to get him. So he goes outside,
goes down the chimney and gets stuck, and paramedics heard
a dog barking and a man yelling from a pavilion
(11:30):
My god, and said, oh no, So they go to
check and then some man looking up into the sky
and they had to break the chimney down and cost
over ten thousand dollars worth of damage.
Speaker 11 (11:39):
Right, it's three things you need to know you with
the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Okay, so it has gone up to one hundred and
seven was the heat index yesterday all across Alabama.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And it's only the beginning of summer.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
So some tips to stay cool in Alabama as it
keeps on heating up this summer slow down. Do not
do strenuous work outside. Dress for summer in lightweight, light
colored colored clothes that reflect the sunlight. You got that
covered today, Blake, you're wearing pink.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
And do not do not when you are outside drink
alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
They will not keep you hydrated. You need to stay hydrated.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
The Liver King got arrested in Texas after threatening Joe Rogan.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Oh my gosh, this man.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
If you don't know who the Liver King is, he's
this influencer who's known for eating like a raw meat diet.
There's a whole documentary on Netflix about him right now.
So what happened is he was traveling to Austin, where
Joe Rogan lives.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
He posted videos on Instagram and he was.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Saying, Joe Rogan, I'm calling you out, Manda man, I'm
picking a fight with you.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I have no training in jiu jitsu.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You're a black belt, so you should dismantle me your rules.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'll come to you whenever you're ready.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
So police in Austin, Texas contacted.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Joe Rogan and said do you know this guy? And
he's like, no, I've never talked to him before.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
And he did say he considered those videos a threat.
So the police that afternoon went to the Four Seasons
Hotel where the liver King was staying and they arrested him.
He was arrested and charged with a terroristic threat.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Oh my god, yes.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
They like don't we posted videos like that on the internet,
you dummy. Starbucks has changing the way they charged for
drink add ons, so now instead of charging for each edition,
they're now just going to charge eighty cents for any
combo of syrup or sauce that modifies your drink. A
dollar if you had a scoop of Macha powder to
a non matcha drink, and fifty cents if you put
(13:38):
dread fruit in the drink.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Apparently this is gonna make it a little bit better
for you. It's a little cheaper.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
You can still add the classic syrup at no costs.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So there you go.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
If you ever have good news you want to share,
call the show eight three three five oh one, Bama
is the I.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Got a good news story for you?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
There's a dog library at a beach in Maine. Instead
of checking out books, sticks and tennis balls. You can
go check them out for your dog, and they even
say if your dog falls in love with it, you
can take the stick home or the ball home. Walking
around the beach picking up sticks, putting them in this
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dog library for the dogs.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I don't know what to say to this.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
The thing is Producer Blake hates that I talk about
animals all the time.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Don't care. Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
He loves it.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
He just absolutely loves it. It just makes them a
happier dog.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It feels awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
They can take them home. They don't need to be
returned on an average day.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
There's a lot of dogs here. It's a great feeling
that I put something together and it's getting used. If
you're a dog owner and you go out and you
remember you forgot your dog's ball and your dog has
a melt down, that's a great thing. We need to
do this at all of our parks, just saying oh yep,
I anyway, call the chef if you have good news
you want to share. Eight three three five oh one
Bama is the number.
Speaker 11 (15:06):
The Alabama Show on to man It's amazing free on
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
If you ever need help, call the show.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Eight three three five oh one, Bama Man producer Blake
will do our very best to help you out if
we can.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I don't know. Well that's gonna go, but we do try.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Kendall, good morning. What's going on in your life?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Okay, so I am sleeping with my coworkers, but I
don't believe there's more.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
It's really bad. My coworker is married to my boss.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
No, no, no, so I'm afraid he's gonna find out
and fire me.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Wait a minute, so your boss is a man. Yes,
I'm sleeping with his wife.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
What Jerry, Jerry?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
What how did this start happening? I don't know, Like
I didn't even know that she was into women.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
And then I don't know, we just kept giving each
other looks at meeting and then she pulled me aside,
and then I don't know, one.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Thing just led to another in her office and then
you were, oh.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
No, you're doing it in her office at work. Y'all
are leaving the building, and I'm.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Not gonna lie after hours.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
We did it in her husband. No, are there cameras?
You are though? I mean, everything don't work.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I don't think, I hope not.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
You are so you are braver than I am what
does she say? Have y'all had the conversation of like,
what do we do if your husband finds out?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I don't know yet, Like we haven't had it, but
I'm just kind of like.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Praying that nobody says anything, nobody finds out. Do you
have feelings for her? Or is this strictly physical?
Speaker 12 (16:46):
I can see myself liking her, but I'm trying not
to have any emotions right now because you're married with kids.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Right.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Oh, she's no saying too much guys.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
No, it's kind of no.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I like, I want to follow up to this, like,
I'm genuinely invested. Does she have feelings for you? Do
you think has she said anything about it?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I think she does. I think he actually likes women,
but she got trapped with a man. What if he
finds out and he's like, hey, I'm not mad. I
just want to be a part of the fun. That
would be perfect, But I think I'll get fired. He's
very jeous, very territorial. Has he ever hit on you before?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I don't see, so I feel like you will go
over my head because I really like her.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Girl, you gotta quit doing this in the office. Go
somewhere else. No, just stop cutting married your safety. Oh
Producer Blake wants to.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Perpose to his girlfriend this year, and now you just
unlocked a new fear in his world.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
I would say, do what you will, but married, come home.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I am really emotionally invested in this now. I really
want to follow up. If anything happens.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Call the show. If you have any I, sir, have
been through something like this. Just eight three three five
O one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
You're listening to The Alabama Show. The following program is
on demand.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Good morning. Who's this Randall? What's up? Buddy? Are you
calling about?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
You are calling about Kendall who's looking up with the
Pulse's wife?
Speaker 12 (18:23):
Yeah? Well, the thing about that is, I'm looking. I'm
looking at it.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
The guys, one of you. If I found out if
I was him, I'll tell you, Okay, I won't get
mad if you'll let me go.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
That's what I know. That's every guy that's gonna say that, Randall.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Just one one thing?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Hell yeah, brother, Oh god, okay, I'm up. Who you know? Okay? Bye? Randall? Chris?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Are you calling about the the girl who just called?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
That's you know?
Speaker 12 (19:06):
Oh yeah, you know I am maybe the wildest story
you've ever told in the show, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I didn't tell the stories. Somebody else told the story.
I was just reacting to it.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah, Alabama put this on you.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Hope it along, bir Well, I was curious.
Speaker 12 (19:20):
Well, hey, I think we're all curious.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Now, you know. Okay, Well, but no.
Speaker 12 (19:24):
My my advice to her is to not have any
expectations and just enjoy it for whatever it's gonna because
it's not going to be, you know, falling in love
and having babies and all that kind of a thing.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Being something else.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh my god, don't be encouraging this behavior.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
She's married.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Let her get divorced and then have the fun.
Speaker 12 (19:45):
We can believe her husband may already know. Let me
tell you this.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
If they're doing it in.
Speaker 12 (19:49):
His office, that's not by accident.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
You've already got another office.
Speaker 12 (19:55):
That wife wanted to do it in her husband's office
on purpose, Okay, for some reason.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Love you, buddy.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
Thanks.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
We're done.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
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for that and we'll see you bright and early tomorrow
morning at six am.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey buddy, good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
What's your weird question today? Give me one, Hit me
with it, Hit me with your best shot.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Okay, if you had to be covered in a sludge,
what would the sludge be?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
What?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah? What? What weird liquid?
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Would you?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
None?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
If you had to pack?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
No? I hate picking slime. I guess because Nickelodeon where
you come from.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
You asked for one of my weird questions. That was
just the first thing on my mind.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I would.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Producer Blake likes to go around the office and ask
people weird questions, like this.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Pool water, I'd rather jump in the pool.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Okay, that's not bad, that's.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
It all right. Tell me your sludge mud? If I
had to pick, can you look like mud?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Guy?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We'd be rolling around in the mud.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
I wouldn't roll around in it, but if it were
to land on me, I'd be okay with it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Some people go to spaws and pay good money for that.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I've actually had a mud treatment at his paw before
and have been covered in mud, So then you should
be all on board with this.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Also mud wrestling.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Well, I don't need to know anything else about you.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
The last what would you be covered in? This is
so weird.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I can't even don't call the show for that, but
call for something else. Eight three three five oh one
bamna is the number. I need a palette cleanser. That's
eight three three five one two two six two.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Good morning is.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
What the hell? Headlines on the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
We have an update on Looney Tune. He has been found.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Why he got away?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
But he was found.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yes, he was not fast as the road runner. Earlier
this week, we talked about a guy whose actual name
was Looney Tune on the run from the police.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Officers. He led them on a high speed chase.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
He even fired rounds at the police and they caught him.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Listen to this.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
One of our viewers showing the moment. US Marshalls and
the Clackamas County Sheriff's swat team arrested Looney John Franklin
Tooon following a three day search. Police say when they
pulled Tune over, they discovered an active felony warrant out
for his arrest. Officers placed spike strips under the rear tires.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Of Tune's suv, but they say that didn't stop.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Him from speeding away, so they chased him and he
allegedly fired at officers.
Speaker 8 (02:35):
He sounds kind of more like Wiley's Super.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Easy Trivia with the Yella Maama Show eight three thirty five.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh and Bama is the number to call the show
and play Super Easy Trivia. Ce Celia, good morning. Where
are you at right now? What's going on in Jimison today?
How's the traffic?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Thankfully it's light?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, Cecilia, You want to play Super Easy Trivia for
these tickets to twenty one pilots?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Man, all right, now it works girl.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Question number one, what popular ice cream flavor is typically
made with crushed cookies?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Cook cream?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
That is it?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Good job? You just blue Producer Blake's mind.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
He's making a face at me like he's really confused, So.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
The question confused me. I don't go on.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Next one, what shape has four equal sides and four
right angles?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Four equal size and four right angles?
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Square?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Good job? That would be a square? And the last
one for the wind.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Cecilia, what is the name of the little mermaid in
the Disney movie Here We Go?
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Good job?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Congratulations Cecilia, you just won super easy Trivia.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Thank you so much. It's three things you need to
know with the elemaw.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
If you are looking for places to celebrate the Fourth
of July around Birmingham, you could go to Wald Park
inves Davia. They are hosting an I Love America Night tonight.
You can go swimming at Chelsea Fest at Chelsea Corner's
Way is this Saturday with music and food trucks. And
in the City of Hoover fireworks show at the Hoover
met July First. That's next Tuesday. So you had all
(04:31):
kinds of things you can do leading up to the
fourth of July. You're gonna get excited about this. Producer
Blake Okay Duncan and Sabrina Carpenter have teamed up.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
For another drink.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You know, last winter they did Sabrina's brown Sugar Shaken espresso.
Now you can get a summer drink for Sabrina Carpenter.
It is her Strawberry Dream refresher. It's got strawberry flavor
and oat milk and a layer of cold foam.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
There's not even any espresso in it.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, it's a summer whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, here's some morning signs you need to take a
mental health day. According to the experts, this gives you
a chance to disconnect and recharge. Let's see which one
of us has more symptoms, mayor producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
The signs are if you are more irritable.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah, me, I'm gonna take that one.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
Just if you feel overwhelmed by little things, if you
struggle with brain FuG or if you have changes in
sleep and appetite, take a mental health day.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You know what, and we'll be honest with you. I
think I check all these boxes.
Speaker 10 (05:37):
I think we're taking a mental health week.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Hey, that's three things you need to know. More at
the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 11 (05:44):
The Alabama Show onto me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
This is a team effort. We need a team effort
right now. Call the show eight three thirty five. Oh
one Bama is the.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Number if you want to help the team out. I
have a problem and I'm not really sure how to
handle it.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Which one on the list are we going with? First?
Speaker 10 (06:05):
We are going with the peacock. Oh, it's an animal problem.
My in the female she's been coughing. So I told
my eyes my bed, I said, can I bring this
bird to you. And she just starts giggling, and she's like,
I don't know if I can figure it out.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But yes, bring it in. I think she just wants
to say she treated a peacock. She's got a cough.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
So she texted me yesterday and she goes, one, can
you get a stool sample?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
That's easy. You just get the poop, put in a
jar and take it. The other thing is she goes,
I need you to weigh her.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah, I bet that worked out.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
Well.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
How do I do that? I haven't tried yet. How
do you weigh up peacock?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I was like, you know, I'm gonna have to video
tape this and it's gonna be all over the internet.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
I don't know how to do it. Have you ever
seen an episode of Looney Tunes? You me all that,
but Bugs carries a.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Bag around and he always captures people.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You, Sam, that's what I need to do, and then
put it on a scale in my bathroom.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
That's the only way to do it.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I don't like.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
There's gotta be people listening to the show that have
horses or cows. You grew up in the country, How
do you weigh livestock? You can't put it on your scale.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
No, you have a scale designed for big animals, but
small animals pigs, you can probably just put it on
a regular scale.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
A little peacock.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
They ain't gonna stay there long enough for me to
register the weight.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
That's why you put it in a bag.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Take it to the skills. They're like raptors.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Every time I try to catch her, she like latches
onto the fence with their talons and flaps her wings.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I don't know why I got these birds the Okay,
listen before you put it in the bag, trinket and
then you put.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
It in a bag.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I am I gonna get a tranquilizer, you know.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
A vet.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Over. I'm not really sure how we even called it
to get it to my house anymore.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
He drinked it.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You put it in the bakings need to theme song?
Call the show. Have you ever had to do so?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
What's the weirdest thing you've ever had to do for
your animal? And if you're a vet, if you are
a vet, or if you know how I can do.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
This, please call and help me.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number you.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
How the hell, am I going to weigh a peacock.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Well, there's a lot of ways.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Eight three thirty five BAMA is the number.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I got to figure out how to weigh this peacock
for my vet so she can trade it for a cough.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Brian, good morning. Do you have advice for me?
Speaker 9 (08:51):
So?
Speaker 8 (08:51):
The only advice that I can give this the way
yourself and then somehow capture the peak out and then
weigh yourself holding the peacock, and then's the way to
the big up.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
That is the most brilliant idea I'm giving you out.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
That is I think I can handle that. Yeah, okay,
just hold his feet so I'll crutch you.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Well, we're gonna have that on video on the Alabama
Show in the next two days.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Thanks for calling, Brian, no problem.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Good looks.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Eight three three five oh one BEMA is the number. Ronda,
good morning. Did you have a tip for me on
how to weigh my peacock for my vet? No, ma'am,
but I do have a very weird story that I
did for my adults.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's great. I love weird stories. What happened one day my.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Brother was playing outside and I noticed something hanging out
over and it was a cellar general bag. No, she
hated taller general bag, didn't she?
Speaker 9 (09:47):
She had to?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh no, so I got my ex to get it out,
and he had to put on a glove and pull
it out.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Wor's nightmare? Where's nightmare? Good thing?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
It already comes out bagged.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I guess, Look, my dog's eating a rope toy before
and no, no, no, well it was your dog. Fine.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
After that she was, she looked violated, but she Good morning, Paul.
What can we do for you?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
You peacock?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You're talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
How can I weigh my peacock? Buddy?
Speaker 8 (10:20):
All right, you swear yourself and then you catch your peacock,
and then while yourself with the peacock.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Okay, how about you? How about this? You come catch
the peacock, and then I'll bring out my scales and
we'll wait you. And then we'll wait you holding the peacock.
Speaker 12 (10:41):
I'd be happy to help you if I was closer
to your home.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I love you, Paul. That's great. I appreciate you. That's
a good idea, though, thank you for calling.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Is what the hell headlines On the Alabama Show, a man.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Was rescued from a chimney after he got stuck trying
to get his dog out of the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Right, how did this go from the dog in the
bathroom to the man's chimney.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Carlos from Connecticut was trying to get his dog out
of the bathroom because the doors locked at ten pm
automatically what doors like at the where he was living,
and the door's locked. So he was like, oh no,
there's only one way to get him. So he goes outside,
goes down the chimney and gets stuck, and paramedics heard
a dog barking and a man yelling from a pavilion
(11:30):
My god, and said, oh no, So they go to
check and then some man looking up into the sky
and they had to break the chimney down and cost
over ten thousand dollars worth of damage.
Speaker 11 (11:39):
Right, it's three things you need to know you with
the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Okay, so it has gone up to one hundred and
seven was the heat index yesterday all across Alabama.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And it's only the beginning of summer.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
So some tips to stay cool in Alabama as it
keeps on heating up this summer slow down. Do not
do strenuous work outside. Dress for summer in lightweight, light
colored colored clothes that reflect the sunlight. You got that
covered today, Blake, you're wearing pink.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
And do not do not when you are outside drink
alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
They will not keep you hydrated. You need to stay hydrated.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
The Liver King got arrested in Texas after threatening Joe Rogan.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Oh my gosh, this man.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
If you don't know who the Liver King is, he's
this influencer who's known for eating like a raw meat diet.
There's a whole documentary on Netflix about him right now.
So what happened is he was traveling to Austin, where
Joe Rogan lives.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
He posted videos on Instagram and he was.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Saying, Joe Rogan, I'm calling you out, Manda man, I'm
picking a fight with you.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I have no training in jiu jitsu.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You're a black belt, so you should dismantle me your rules.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'll come to you whenever you're ready.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
So police in Austin, Texas contacted.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Joe Rogan and said do you know this guy? And
he's like, no, I've never talked to him before.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
And he did say he considered those videos a threat.
So the police that afternoon went to the Four Seasons
Hotel where the liver King was staying and they arrested him.
He was arrested and charged with a terroristic threat.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Oh my god, yes.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
They like don't we posted videos like that on the internet,
you dummy. Starbucks has changing the way they charged for
drink add ons, so now instead of charging for each edition,
they're now just going to charge eighty cents for any
combo of syrup or sauce that modifies your drink. A
dollar if you had a scoop of Macha powder to
a non matcha drink, and fifty cents if you put
(13:38):
dread fruit in the drink.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Apparently this is gonna make it a little bit better
for you. It's a little cheaper.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
You can still add the classic syrup at no costs.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So there you go.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
If you ever have good news you want to share,
call the show eight three three five oh one, Bama
is the I.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Got a good news story for you?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
There's a dog library at a beach in Maine. Instead
of checking out books, sticks and tennis balls. You can
go check them out for your dog, and they even
say if your dog falls in love with it, you
can take the stick home or the ball home. Walking
around the beach picking up sticks, putting them in this
(14:24):
dog library for the dogs.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I don't know what to say to this.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
The thing is Producer Blake hates that I talk about
animals all the time.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Don't care. Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
He loves it.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
He just absolutely loves it. It just makes them a
happier dog.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It feels awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
They can take them home. They don't need to be
returned on an average day.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
There's a lot of dogs here. It's a great feeling
that I put something together and it's getting used. If
you're a dog owner and you go out and you
remember you forgot your dog's ball and your dog has
a melt down, that's a great thing. We need to
do this at all of our parks, just saying oh yep,
I anyway, call the chef if you have good news
you want to share. Eight three three five oh one
Bama is the number.
Speaker 11 (15:06):
The Alabama Show on to man It's amazing free on
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
If you ever need help, call the show.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Eight three three five oh one, Bama Man producer Blake
will do our very best to help you out if
we can.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I don't know. Well that's gonna go, but we do try.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Kendall, good morning. What's going on in your life?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Okay, so I am sleeping with my coworkers, but I
don't believe there's more.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
It's really bad. My coworker is married to my boss.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
No, no, no, so I'm afraid he's gonna find out
and fire me.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Wait a minute, so your boss is a man. Yes,
I'm sleeping with his wife.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
What Jerry, Jerry?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
What how did this start happening? I don't know, Like
I didn't even know that she was into women.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
And then I don't know, we just kept giving each
other looks at meeting and then she pulled me aside,
and then I don't know, one.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Thing just led to another in her office and then
you were, oh.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
No, you're doing it in her office at work. Y'all
are leaving the building, and I'm.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Not gonna lie after hours.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
We did it in her husband. No, are there cameras?
You are though? I mean, everything don't work.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I don't think, I hope not.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
You are so you are braver than I am what
does she say? Have y'all had the conversation of like,
what do we do if your husband finds out?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I don't know yet, Like we haven't had it, but
I'm just kind of like.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Praying that nobody says anything, nobody finds out. Do you
have feelings for her? Or is this strictly physical?
Speaker 12 (16:46):
I can see myself liking her, but I'm trying not
to have any emotions right now because you're married with kids.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Right.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Oh, she's no saying too much guys.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
No, it's kind of no.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I like, I want to follow up to this, like,
I'm genuinely invested. Does she have feelings for you? Do
you think has she said anything about it?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I think she does. I think he actually likes women,
but she got trapped with a man. What if he
finds out and he's like, hey, I'm not mad. I
just want to be a part of the fun. That
would be perfect, But I think I'll get fired. He's
very jeous, very territorial. Has he ever hit on you before?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I don't see, so I feel like you will go
over my head because I really like her.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Girl, you gotta quit doing this in the office. Go
somewhere else. No, just stop cutting married your safety. Oh
Producer Blake wants to.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Perpose to his girlfriend this year, and now you just
unlocked a new fear in his world.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
I would say, do what you will, but married, come home.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I am really emotionally invested in this now. I really
want to follow up. If anything happens.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Call the show. If you have any I, sir, have
been through something like this. Just eight three three five
O one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
You're listening to The Alabama Show. The following program is
on demand.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Good morning. Who's this Randall? What's up? Buddy? Are you
calling about?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
You are calling about Kendall who's looking up with the
Pulse's wife?
Speaker 12 (18:23):
Yeah? Well, the thing about that is, I'm looking. I'm
looking at it.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
The guys, one of you. If I found out if
I was him, I'll tell you, Okay, I won't get
mad if you'll let me go.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
That's what I know. That's every guy that's gonna say that, Randall.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Just one one thing?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Hell yeah, brother, Oh god, okay, I'm up. Who you know? Okay? Bye? Randall? Chris?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Are you calling about the the girl who just called?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
That's you know?
Speaker 12 (19:06):
Oh yeah, you know I am maybe the wildest story
you've ever told in the show, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I didn't tell the stories. Somebody else told the story.
I was just reacting to it.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah, Alabama put this on you.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Hope it along, bir Well, I was curious.
Speaker 12 (19:20):
Well, hey, I think we're all curious.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Now, you know. Okay, Well, but no.
Speaker 12 (19:24):
My my advice to her is to not have any
expectations and just enjoy it for whatever it's gonna because
it's not going to be, you know, falling in love
and having babies and all that kind of a thing.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Being something else.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh my god, don't be encouraging this behavior.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
She's married.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Let her get divorced and then have the fun.
Speaker 12 (19:45):
We can believe her husband may already know. Let me
tell you this.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
If they're doing it in.
Speaker 12 (19:49):
His office, that's not by accident.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
You've already got another office.
Speaker 12 (19:55):
That wife wanted to do it in her husband's office
on purpose, Okay, for some reason.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Love you, buddy.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
Thanks.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
We're done.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Anything you miss on the show, download the free iHeartRadio app,
look up the Alabama Show on demand and more chances
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for that and we'll see you bright and early tomorrow
morning at six am.
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