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June 5, 2025 • 18 mins
Alabama and Producer Blake are in a debate whether to wash clothes after purchasing or not. Bug Off Blake is back to learn cheers for Camp Chaos. The All-American Rejects just joined OnlyFans in 3 Things You NEED To Know. PLUS, Super Easy Trivia and What The Hell Headlines HERE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome looking through the Alabama Show.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
How are you.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'm doing okay, How are you good?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I did a count of my bird yesterday.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Do you want to know how many? Do you want
to guess?

Speaker 5 (00:26):
I'm gonna give you a guess because I have all
the chickens geese, duck, two grown peacocks, five baby pea chicks.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's gonna be forty one.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
You're real close.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
You are real close? Forty eight?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I know I gotta get rid of song. You want
a rooster?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I do not. I do not want any of your
interview be.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
A great rooster. Daddy. Nope, I'm gonna start calling you
rasor daddy.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Don't care what you call me. Do not give me
a single one of your birds.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
It'll wake you up in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
That will not me, that'll irritate me in the morning.
It'd be great if you want to see me come
in here cranky every day. You found the way all right?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Hey, good morning, Thank you for listening to the show.
We're a day away from Friday. More camp counselor training
for producer Blake on the way after eight am this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Also what the hell headlines?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Crazy things people are doing in the news, and what's
going on in your world?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Call the show.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
We want to hear from you too. Eight three three
five oh one BAMA is the number. That's eight three
three five oh one two two six two.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about?

Speaker 5 (01:38):
On the Alabama Show, a man robbed a gas station
and got away on roller blades.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
That is the coolest getaway story I've ever heard.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Well, not only was the unroller blades, he was also
carrying a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
And a knife.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Listen to the gas station employee explain what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
He was shouting at me without any reason. I just
to work hard. I'm and say the same thing to him,
like if you need money, if you warnt money, then
you have done it for yourself.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
He's given him lat lessons and he's on a roller
points with the weapons.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Why Super easy Trivia with the yell Obama Show.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Eight three three five I one Bama is the number
to calm play super easy Trivia.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Heather. I know you're on your way to work. Where
do you work? What do you do? I'll work at
the Coleman County Corehouse.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yes, tell me some Coleman County drama. There are lots
of it, but I'm you've kind of just seen a
lot of it around, but we didn't have lot of South,
so that's that's what I'm here for. Yes, I've seen
those TikTok videos. Okay, Heather, uh, let's get you tickets
to Rock the South.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Ask the questions producer Blake is your lifeline?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
I'm ready? Question number one, what is the most popular
type of shelter people use when camping?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Maybe a caamp?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Good job, that is correct.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Next question, Heather, what is the popular camping tree made
with chocolate, marshmallows and crackers?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
More some mores would be it and ram crackers. Last
one for the wind.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Is it safe to keep a campfire burning at night
while you are sleeping?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Never?

Speaker 5 (03:16):
No, it is not.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Heather.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Congratulations, you just want tickets to Rock the South. I say,
thanks so much.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Alabama is becoming one of the top tourist places this
summer in all of the country.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, I know, it's because the Alabama Show is here.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
No, it's because of Montgomery. They're literally the leading county.
But yeah, we're catching up with Florida. Montgomery Whitewater is
one of the main attractions, and they are expecting this
summer to be Alabama's biggest summer yet. Twenty twenty four,
Alabama of the state had twenty nine million visitors.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
That's a lot of visitors.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I know, gous you see.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
McDonald's just confirm the return of the most requested discontinued
item of the snack wrap.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Everyone's been talking about this. I didn't get on the
bandwagon the original time.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
People are freaking out on TikTok.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
It was removed from a lot of the locations in
twenty sixteen. You're still just a young lad then, and
all locations in twenty twenty. Fans have been begging for
it to come back. So McDonald's finally posted on social
media it's going to be back June tenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
You got five days. Get ready.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
The lead singer of All American Rejects, Tyson Ridder, the
love of my life, who I used to have the
biggest crush on, started an OnlyFans page.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's not what you think.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I know.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
I was just on it, and I'm probably going to
get in trouble for being on. OnlyFans on the company can.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Where'd you go? Look?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Cause I wanted to let me tell you what he did?
So it's a music video.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
There is alternate music video for their new song Easy Come,
Easy Go, and then photos from the band's recent house
party tour.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
He said.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
The page is going to grant fans access to behind
the scenes look at his life and songwriting, and then'll
be giveaways in a backstage pass to their upcoming tour
with the Jonas Brothers. And if you are going crazy
looking for it like I did yesterday and couldn't find it,
it's not under Tyson Ritter. It's under the All American
Rejects and it's free to subscribe.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
He's wearing a white T shirt. I'm okay with that,
a wet T shirt whatever.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I guess we'll find out what his dirty little secret is.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Huh oh boy, You've been waiting the whole thirty seconds
to say that. That's three things you need to know
Mar Atthalabama Show dot com.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
I just found out something about producer Blake that has
me so shook.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
It's weird. What it's not that weird.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
You don't wash your clothes when you buy them before
you wear them.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I do watch them if they're from a thrift store.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
But like if you get clean underwear, if you buy
a pack of underwear, you.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Just throw it on. You don't wash it before you
wear it.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, it's straight from the package, So they're queen.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Other people have touched it at the store. You got
other people's greasy handprints on it.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
No, they wear gloves most of the time.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
You know that people in the store holding it up
looking at it.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Not if they're in a bag.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Not all underwear is in a bad.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Or socks or like shirts and clothes, and it feels
like scratchy, you're supposed to wash it to make it soft.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
No, there's no reason too. I've I feel fine. I've
ever had an issue. I don't have anything.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
We're on TikTok Live right now. I go follow Alabama Radio.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Girley says that she breaks out if she doesn't wash
them before you wear them.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Even like sheets, do you wash sheets? If you get
any sheets, do you wash them before you put them
on the bed?

Speaker 7 (06:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I because they're in a package.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
What do you make them soft and make them feel good?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
I wash them, just not when they come out of
the package.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
That's what.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'm plain in it. They come clean. It's ready to go.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Other people have touched it.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
From the time it goes from production to the store
to your hands. There's probably been one hundred people's hands
or people walking through the store sneezing on it, getting
their germs on it.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Do you wash your taco meat before you eat from
Taco bel No, you eat it straight from the hands
that made it.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's not the same thing. And they're required to wear gloves.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Yeah, but people wear gloves at those places that make
them okay.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
But there's still people in the store that are shopping
that are sneezing intel.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
There's so much germs out.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I'm gonna lay in this grave. I'm not washing it.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, Rest and peace. Producer Blake call the show.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Do you wash your clothes before you put them on?
When you buy any clothes? Eight three three five oh
one BAMA is the number.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number. Andrew,
Good Morning, Do you wash your clothes after you buy them,
before you wear them.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
No, I'm one of those creepy people. I will get
stuff from the thrift store, put it on in the
bar that smell.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
You just said you wash your clothes when you go
to the thrift store.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
That was for radio.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh my god, I have no.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Somebody who washes their clothes, or at least their sheets
before they put them on their bed.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Call the show. Eight three three five O one, Bama.
Is the number? Mary? Do you wash your clothes before
you put them on? No? Yeah, what about your sheets underwear?

Speaker 5 (08:31):
I don't actually actually just bought a new pair of
shoots and I'm ready to put them on my.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Bed and sleep in the comfort of new sheets without
washing them. No, you got to get them solved.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
They feel hard and starchy, and they still have an
old line.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
They come out soft. That's the whole point of the sheets.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
They not all of them. Not all sheets are created equal.
That's why you got to feel them before you buy them. Yeah,
my god.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
And sorry, we don't use vegan sheets, Alabama.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
I don't get vegans. There's no all sheets are vegan. Okay,
thank you for calling the show.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Thank you. I'll have a good one by eight three
three five oh one Bama is the number.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Candy, Please tell me you wash your clothes before you
wear them?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Of course, thank you.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
No, that is that is not ow. It is respectable
and really manly to do.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
To not wait, to not wash your clothes. Yeah, it's
you say that till one day you come to work
with jock it. I was about to say, you're going
down and exactly exactly.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Hey, look I'm going to prove a point.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
I've not itched one day in my off He sounds
like every stubborn man in the history of all men ever,
does any Candy?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yes, it's what the hell headlines? What the hell are
you talking about?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
On the Alabama Show, a woman sprayed bear mace at
kids playing next door.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Why I mean, those dang kids and they learn to
get off my lawn.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Guess where this happened?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Was it Florida?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Absolutely Florida.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
A eighty one year old woman sprayed bear mace at
the kids for blowing bubbles in the yard next door
to her and getting on her nerves.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Have you ever been irritated by something.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Now by blowing bubbles?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I'm so sick of this bubble blowing madness.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Literally the easiest thing a kid could do.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Anyway, she got arrested, and it's also not her first
arrest for harassing the neighbor, so she's in jail now.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Why it's three things you need to know You with
the Alabama Show.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Alabama Theater just announced it summer film series. Kids two
and under get in free so you can take the
whole family seating. His general admission, first come, first serve,
and it kicks off this weekend with the Goonies.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Oh, I have not actually seen that movie.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Have you not.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Let's go to the Alabama Theater and watch it. Then
later in June you can go see the Grease sing
Along Movie. If you want to see more, check out
the Alabama Theater.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
For all the things going on this summer. If you want.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Something to binge watch on Netflix officially today.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
It is Drump. This is for my girlies.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Producer Blake's gonna be like, I don't even care, but
I have been waiting for this patiently. Season three of
Ginny and Georgia officially has dropped on Netflix today, all
ten episodes. You can stream it now. It's a good
season because it picks up right after Georgia got arrested
at her wedding.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
So it's really good.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Ooh drama.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I love Jenny and Georgia. It's a great series.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
And people who say no to these three things are
ninety eight percent happier than everyone else.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Here are the things let's see if you do this.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Number one toxic people, because nobody feels good around toxic people.
It only cause trauma. Yes, I don't know what you
do if you have to work with one.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Just kidding. You're not toxic.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
I love you, I really do love you. You're not
Number two waiting for the right time. There is rarely
a perfect moment. You have to choose it. So if
there's something you've been putting off that you really want
to do, do it now. Waiting's going to get you nowhere.
If you say no to waiting and then number three
over committing, do not cram your calendar with things if
you don't have the energy to do it. If you

(12:08):
say no to those three things, you're going to be
ninety eight percent happier.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
But I want to do them.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, that's the things you need to know.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
More at The Alabama Show dot com.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
The Alabama Show on to Men's Amazing Free on the
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Eight three thirty five oh one BAMA is the number
to call a show if you have good news, candy,
good morning.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
What are you celebrating?

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Actually I do.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
My birthday's at the end of the morning.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Girl, Yes, let's go. What are you going to do
for your birthday?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Hello, that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Maybe I'll go on a trip.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Absolutely well, we know what you are going to do.
We know you're going to wash your clothes before.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
You buy them.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I was gonna say, I'm going to I'm going to
go on a trip with my my newly washed clothes.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
You'll have a good The Alabama Show on demand free
on iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Like ol Blake, are you ready for your mission?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Number whatever?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Eight hundred and twenty nine of Camp Counselor Training.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Let's go.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
All right, we're putting producer Blake through training because next
week he's actually got to be real camp counselor. And
one of the things that camp counselors have to be
good at is telling scary stories by a campfire. I'm
gonna give you a prompt and you gotta give us
a scary story like.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
We're at a campfire.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Okay, it must include Bigfoot campers and some moors that
you think you are up to the challenge.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
No, but I don't think I have a choice.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
You don't, you don't, all right, tell us a scary story.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Once upon a time there was a man named Fred.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh no, not Fred.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
He came out to the woods every so often, once
a week, some might say, and he would leave out
discovered chocolates that were not okay for vegans.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
That's not scary, I'm getting there.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Get to the point.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
Come on, okay, chocolate they were made formores, Yes, okay,
and that's what I was getting to.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
You gotta let me build it up, build it up,
Oh my gosh. So he would leave them out, and
he'd come back, and every.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Week there'd be a mysterious dark figure at a campfire
using that chocolate to make smalls, and you would never
guess who it was. It was Bigfoot, gosh, and then
Bigfoot ate Fred.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Don't forget the campers. We gotta add campers to it.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
There were come on, there were lifeless campers everywhere.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
They were down to the bone.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
Because Bigfoot got hungry and then he for a snack.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
He ate s'mores.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yes, and your neck sh.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
You're gonna be fred How do I don't know? I
don't tell scary stories.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Well, now you're gonna oh.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
The Alabama Show. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Welcome to Camp Chaos with bug Off Blake.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I'm your host Alabama.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
We are putting Producer Blake through camp counseling training and
we brought in.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Our very on Gracy. Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Gracie works on our team, and this is part of
your training today, Producer Blake.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
As a camp counselor, you have to be in a
really good mood and have a good attitude.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Is normally you complain a lot, and I.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Thought we would teach you how to be more cheerful
for the kids that you're gonna watch tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
That's because you put me in a bad mood.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Gracie, our resident a marketing specialist who was a cheerleaders
were where were you a cheerleader?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Mississippi set?

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Yes, we brought Gracey in to teach you how to
be more cheerful and make people hype. Okay, what are
some tips and tricks, Gracie, Well, you know, we worked
with kids a lot on the dance team.

Speaker 7 (16:08):
We had to make sure they were excited, make sure
they were cheerful, and make sure they weren't.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Scared of us. First of all, why are you grimacing?

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Would you say that Producer Blake's grimace is not a
good start for the kids?

Speaker 7 (16:22):
I mean, you might scare them a little bit, but
but the butt.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Can we teach him a cheer?

Speaker 5 (16:29):
I know, I kind of I'm throwing you kind of
on the spot right now. But can we make a
cheer for Camp Chaos and make Producer Blake do the cheer?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Definitely?

Speaker 7 (16:42):
Well, I think we could possibly spell out chaos or
we could do something with bug off Blake.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Let's do bug off Blake. Give me me bee Blake.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
She can't be the one to teach me, not you.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
Okay, Oh my gosh, give me a bee, me, give
me a U, give me a ge?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
What does that spell?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Bug?

Speaker 3 (17:07):
And then say and what's my name? Kids? And what's
my name? Kids?

Speaker 4 (17:14):
All right?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Now you try it?

Speaker 6 (17:16):
Give me me, give me you give me a gee?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
What that spell? Yeah, you're supposed to say what's my name? Kids?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Mess it up already a little bit.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
Think that he needs to stand up and do the
our emotions.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
What do you think can we teach him just like
a good move like jump do the split squats?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
All right, stand one more time? Spell chaos for Camp Chaos. Yeh,
can he do it?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah? Give me? G hey, give me? Oh, give me?

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Want to just fell on the camp kaos.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Whell your dreams are falling miserably. Thank you for being here.
We're gonna make the kids very positive. Off Blake and
you made it.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
I'd like to present you, if you're Patch now, for
completing your Camp Chaos.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Training and for being in a good mood and being
a good sport. Here's your happy camper Patch. Oh awesome.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
Okay, well, yay.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Okay, we're done.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Anything you missed on the show today, make sure you
download the free iHeartRadio app look at the Alabama Show
on Demand, and we'll be back bright and early tomorrow
morning with more of Camp Chaos at six am.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show on Demand.
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