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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I think I freaked out my Starbucks girl this morning.
How did you freak her out? So? You know when
you drive through a drive through and people talk to
you through the little magic box, Yeah, the little magic box. Yes,
the way she said my name and took my order.
I was like, oh, she got a good voice. And
so I pull around and I was like girl, but
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she was like yes, she's very calm. And I was like,
you need to read audio books. You need to do commercials.
I was like, you know, and she starts laughing. I
was like, you know, that's my job, right, I talk
on the radio. You got a voice like smooth as
a baby's bottom. It's so good. She'd be good. You're
freaking me out right now. You'll ever hear people out
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in public sometimes and they just have that voice that
it's like you could listen to it all day. Like,
I know, I could not read audio books. I'm too
redneck for that. She would be good. You you couldn't
read audio I could if you give me a no,
you kudding, you're too rednck too, give me your red
neck book. You ain't got that smooth voice. Smooth I could.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I could have that smooth voice anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Good morning, good.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Morning, thanks for listening to the show.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Call in eight three three five oh one, Bama is
the number.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
On the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
A kid got stuck inside a claw machine. That's gonna
be a lot of quarters to get him back. I
thought this was only in the movies. Literally, in Ohio,
a kid there's surveillance video of at the store, the
kids walking up to the machine and looks in the
little door where the toys come out and starts climbing
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in and gets inside of the claw machine. The fire department,
EMS crew, everybody had to come out and take this
machine apart to get him out. And when the kid
comes out, he gave his toy to his mom.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Holly in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Good morning, Tristan. Where are you going today?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I'm going to actually head it to the work at
Grand View.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Thank you for what you do. What do you do
at Grand View? I'm an o artic kind of help
on the third D floor. I bet your job is
so stressful.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
They can be really bloody sometimes.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Well, thanks for not fainting and for keeping people alive.
We appreciate you. Him a best Tristan, you want to
play Super Easy Trivia for tickets to see her name wrap?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I would love to, all.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Right, Producer Blake is your lifeline? Question number one? How
many cards are in a standard deck of playing cards?
Fifty two? It's correct. Next one, Tristan, what is the
tallest mountain in the world?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Now, Everett?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That would be correct. And last one for the win.
Who is the first winner of American Idol, the very
first winner? Oh Man Young? She has a TV show Now,
she's got a daytime TV show. Kelly Clarkson, you just
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won Super Easy Trivia. That is amazing.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It has like the Morning for Bark. It's three things
you need to know them.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So there's a new ice cream shop opening in Morris
and I'm super excited about this. It's like automotive themed,
so it looks like kind of an old ice cream
car shop with car like an old ice cream shop
with car themes.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
What I don't I need to.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Like if you went into an old timey gas station
from like the early nineteen hundreds, it's got stuff like that.
It's called Red Car Creamery. The inside of it is awesome.
They're grand opening Saturday, July twenty sixth. They'll have the
normal flavors and some unique flavors. I'm in. Britney Spears
did not adopt a baby. What does that mean? Have
(04:21):
you not seen this drama? She posted on Instagram like
she does the craziness, and she said, I adopted a
beautiful baby girl. Her name is Lennon London Spears and
there was a baby carrier in the background of the
video and people were like, oh my god, did she
adopt a baby, because you know, Britney is a little
off a rocker these days. And TMZ reports, No, she
did not adopt a baby. No, it is not a
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carrier for a dog. She uses the baby carrier for
her baby dolls that she often travels with. I knew
she traveled baby dolls. I didn't know she traveled with
baby dolls. I didn't. Yeah, just that Britney Spears. It's
so weird. I mean, look, I know I'm weird. I
know I have an unusual amount of chickens. I would
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take them with me if I could, but I don't,
and I'm not carrying them in a baby carrier. That's
so weird. Okay, Starbucks just made their secret menu in public.
Their secret menu is public, so now you can see
it in the app. Like you know how all these
drink places do secret menus and you have to hear
about it through the graape. Fine, here's how you find
the secret menu in the app. Look in the offers
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tab in the app, and it's going to have a
rotating selection of drinks. There's four cold drinks to kick
off the launch right now. One is a cold brew
with two pumps vanilla topped with vanilla sweet cream, cold
foam and cookie crumbles. There's fruity drinks and right now
you can submit your own drinks for a chance to
win a cash prize and then have that added to
the secret menu too on the app. And that's three
(05:45):
things you need to know more at the Alabama Show
dot com.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
The Alabama Show on demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Are you ready to be a server? Did you wear
comfortable shoes today? I did? I wore shoes. Comfortable shoes.
They're going to work. Oh, I just noticed you're wearing
a Batman shirt. What are you wearing shorts. I am
wearing shorts. Okay, thank you, all right, no one said
I had to wear a certain thing. I know ours.
So we're Producer Blake and I are going to be
guest servers. Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm
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Alabama at Empower Cafe in Avondale. And the great thing
about Empower is they hire people with disabilities and they
train them for a real world experience and get them
ready for the real world. So they're doing something great
for the community. The food is really good. The chef
that works there heat like, there's gluten free and vegan options.
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Producer Blake loves the patty melt. Yes, do chicken and waffles,
all kinds of stuff. The menu's great and it's reasonably priced.
So today for lunch today, whatever your plans are, cancel them.
Come to Empower Cafe in Avondale. Producer Blake and I
will be the guest servers. Hopefully we don't drop any
plates from ten thirty to twelve thirty today, So come out,
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support us, support and Power Cafe and say hi.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I want you to imagine it's Sunday, morning, you're going
into the House of the Lord to worship. Okay, they're
going to spend time with Jesus, just you and Jesus.
And then right there's producer Blake and his girlfriend holding hands. Okay,
first a living in the church. What is going on
with you? I'm not living in the church. Thanks for
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listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama, the girl with
producer Blake, the guy who's doing something weird at church.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I'm not doing anything weird at church.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I get an email from producer Blake. This is the
only sentence I know right now, and it says, me
and my girlfriend have nowhere else to hang out, so
the church is letting us do it there.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Hang out there, I said, hang out.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
That's what I just said. We literally sit in there.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
And watch movies at not in the main area, not
in the pom No at there's a hangout area.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
We watched my mos up there. When do you have
keys to the church? Yeah? Yeah? What was this conversation?
What happened? I need more so? You your girlfriend lives
with an hour and a half away, two hours away
for me? Yes, okay, And where y'all were hanging out
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was the house that your parents sold. I'm assuming. Okay,
so when you drive to visit your girlfriend, why don't
you just hang out at.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Her house and then drive two hours back and then
get ready for work.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
The next one? And no, thank you? Is church the
middle point? Yeah, okay, who did you talk to about
this problem? Uh? The preacher and the preacher's wife.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
We said, hey, when.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Watch movies at the church up to her, like both
of you went to the preacher of the preacher's life
and asked that.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Well, I mean I asked, but yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
What did the preacher's wife say? What was her face?
I would have loved to been a fly on the wall.
She's probably looking at you like, what is wrong with this?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
No, she was like, I don't care, but you got
to no adult stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
We've got cameras and if they don't work, God's watching.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
She was like, no adult stuff. I've got it. I
can make that. What movies are you watching? Could you watch?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Like?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Are do you have? You? You have to watch only
Jesus approved videos, Like you can't be watching no rated
R videos. Ain't watching chucky? No, I think we watched
over the Hedge. I don't even know what that is.
Your girlfriend is okay. Why don't you just take her
on a date instead of, Hey, let's go hang out
in this empty church. That's so weird.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
According to my bank account, that will not work.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
What does your girlfriend thinking about this? She understands, She
don't care. Y'all aren't playing in the baptism booth, are you? Man?
If I had a church to myself, I think I
would like they would not allow you to do this
all the kindles and be singing. I'd be playing the piano.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
I'd be doing cannon balls into the baptism tank.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That no.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
So the church used to be a bar and they
renovated it into a church.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
So it's like a how are you drinking the blood
of Jesus? What do you know? That's not no. We
just sit it there watch movies. Okay, it's nothing. We
got a shot for you, baby. Here's some grape juice
and some crackers. Literally just movising that closet ready. I
literally just going there to watch movies. That's it. Call
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the show eight three three five I one bama. If
you think this is weird, or if you want to
offer up your space for producers like to hang out
in with his girlfriend damn out of the church. We're
sending you on a date. Eight three three five oh
one Bama is the number that's hate. Three three five
oh one two two six two.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
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Speaker 3 (10:59):
It's so weird. The producer Blake and his girlfriend are
hanging out at church because they have nowhere else to
hang out at, like an empty church by themselves. Eight
three three five oh one Bama is the number. A
good morning? Who's this Bama?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I have to be anonymous today because I'm talking about
a church. Okay, Yeah, you wouldn't believe how good the
Eagles sound on a big church audio system?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
What are you going to watch football games?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It's uh got a audio system there?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You know we had to try. You've been sneaking into
your church to play football games? Are you the audio
guy at your church? Actually? Yes, I was fucky word
was God was watching? Yeah? He said, my house is
not for the Eagles, it is for Bama roll Tide.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I don't know. It was Hotel California, so it wasn't
too bad. You know.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Oh, you metles like the musician. Absolutely, you were watching man,
you were watching concerts at church.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Well there's two. There's two big screens.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
One don't eat signed as well, So yeah, you get
like a whole Imax experience.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Well, thanks for calling in the baptism.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Okay, I think it's more like a time mister anonymous
gets it.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
See later, Anthony, Emily, are you calling to give Blake
a hard time for hanging out with his girlfriend in church?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Okay do you hang out in church as a great idea?
Why is it a great idea? Nobody else is there.
They're by their self in an empty church.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I think it's super sweet and coming from someone who's
also struggling with money, I personally would love it.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Emily gets it. If Blake ever singles up, we'll get
them to take you to church. Well, I love watching movies.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I try to get my husband to watch movies.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Is the all at times?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
See Blake can do it at a church, and just
it's so nostalgic because my church, their youth group used
to have walk in but we.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Get locked in the church overnight. We know, try to
stay up all night and play.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Games and watch movies and all this fun stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
You can absolutely have your very own one on one
lock in with producer Blake. We're not doing that away.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
If you would like to.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Win a lock in with producer Blake in his church,
call the show. Three five one Bama is the number
that would be fun. I used to love walk in.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
On the Alabama Show?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You can get a skin case for your iPhone that
gets sunburned. Why Why would I want more of what
I do already? This is so creepy and it sounds
like it came right out of a sci fi nightmare.
So it's called the skin case, a phone case that
actually looks and feels like human skin. It's three D
printed and it also has UV reactive pigment so it
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darkens under the sun just like real skin does. And
the thought process behind this is if you see your
phone getting burnt, then you will pay more attention to
your skin and wear sunscreen.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
So if you put sunscreen on it, it'll protect it
as well.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I don't know, it's super weird anyway, if you want
to get a skin case, it'll be available soon.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Why. It's three things you need to know with the Element.
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We have new affordable homes coming to Woodlawn as a
part of neighborhood revitalization. So yesterday members of Woodlawn United
and Navigate Affordable Housing Partners broke ground on a new
set of affordable homes in Woodlawn, which is awesome. Do
you love Disney? It's okay. Disney adults are getting their
own dating app. This idea is started by a Disney
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superfan in Orlando who got stood up on a date
and then went to a bar at Disney World to
drink by himself. He said, it's away for people who
love Disney to meet, and he hopes if they don't
fall in love, they can find new friends. It's called
single riders get it because if you're going to ride
rides and you don't have somebody to ride rides with you,
you can match up.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Honestly, I think it is a good idea for Disney singles.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I do too. The beta version is going to be
up later this year, so I'm glad. Unreleased Beyonce music
was stolen from a rental car in Atlanta. Did you
see this? That is so crazy of a statement. It's
from her choreographer and dancer. They were in the car
and they had these like the sticks that have the drive,
whatever the drive, and Beyonce had just kicked off her
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run of Cowboy Carter shows in Atlanta. There's an arrest
warrant that was issued yesterday for the unidentified person who
allegedly broke into the rental car stole jump drives containing
unreleased music, footage, plans for her live show and previous
an upcoming set list. They got all, but they could
sell that for so much money.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
That person could be as rich as Beyonce him.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I know, don't be stealing from the Queen. From Queen
Bee should be getting you. I'd say things you need
to know more at the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
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Speaker 3 (16:20):
Okay, here's a dog story and you're gonna have to
get over it. Okay, because who doesn't love dogs? If
you have good news, call the show Share eight three
three five oh one. Bamma. A mailman in Texas named
Ian adopted a dog from his old route after the
dog's veteran owner passed away. Oh that's super sad, but
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it's sweet because you know, like, look, my delivery drivers
they throw treats at my dogs to get them away
from them. Delivery drivers see dogs on their routes all
the time. The owner was a Vietnam Vet. He passed away.
Here is Ian and a person at the shelter talking
about this dog.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I heard a coworker talking about this dog at the
shelter and the.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Description that he was giving him was was match Floyd.
And I said, hey, you talking about Floyd.
Speaker 8 (17:06):
He said, yeah, we heard from someone saying, hey, they
wanted to adopt Floyd.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
So his hold was up on a Monday morning.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
And that particular person, mebe Ian, was here at the
front door on that Monday morning.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
So what literally happened. The dog went to an animal
shelter and the postal worker heard about it and remembered
the dog from his round got him. Yeah, when enemies
become friends. Such good news. Anyway, if you have a
good news story, called the show eight three three five
oh one Bama, The Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
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Speaker 3 (17:36):
I need you to promise you're not going to freak out.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I can't promise that, like, just don't.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
It's preventative, okay, okay. I just need you to remember
that this is preventative, not the opposite of that. Just
tell me what you what you gotta say? Hey, am Alabama,
the girl from the Alabama Show. Producer Blake is my
lovely co host. You're you're sitting this up to be
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really bad.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Well, you're about to freak out, and I need you
to not freak out.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Okay, my chickens.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Have lice, and I googled before you start panicking. Poultry
lice does not live on people.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
It's avian avian host specific. If it jumps off and
gets on a person, it dies after a day.
Speaker 9 (18:28):
Okay, Okay, but just in case, I ordered us some
lice ship because I've been itching for two days.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
I've been itching so bad. Have you not seen me
scratching my head all morning? I've been so itchy on
the top of my.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Head soon as yesterday.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
What didn't you say?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Because I didn't taet it lost as a chicken lost.
I'm gonna tell you right now, you're I didn't like
hearing about your animals this whole time, but now you've
given me more of a reason to dislike you.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I think I think more and more each day it's
less about the animals, It's more about you. Why would
you do this? I didn't do it on purpose. You
didn't tell me yesterday. I didn't know what. I didn't
think about it till yesterday. I ordered the last shimpoo yesterday,
last afternoon because I didn't know what it was. And
then I saw it crawling around.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
On me yesterday and I googled it and it was
a lie.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Didn't I want you to know?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Now?
Speaker 7 (19:44):
It dies after a day. It can't live on you. You're
not a suitable host.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Not if they keep burthen. If they keep birthing, it's
gonna have more and more on me.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
If I had birth lice on my head, I'm gonna
lose my mind.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Do you want me to comb your head and don't
touch me? You stay over there? Do we need this
school nurse to come in and check our heads? No,
we need somebody with handcuffs king you out of here.
Because you can't keep your freaking work at home at home.
You bring it here and now I got to take
it home. This is stupid.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
I don't want chicken lice.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I don't want lass at all, but especially chicken. Oh
my gosh. Anyway, the shampoo will be here tomorrow. It's
to kill it.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
I don't trust anything comes from her phone prevented it.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Not a single thing. Okay, it's prevented it. You said
it does in a day, So which one is it? Do?
I need the last.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Carrier trying to I'm just doing it just in case
it's people lie.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I'm not really sure. Let me give make people lost
on chicken anyway, I call the chef. Here's school nurse.
I want to check our heads would be I'm not
be on vacation the rest of the week.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Producer Blake tell the Boston I Wire having a melt
down today. Alabama has chicken lice. That's not good.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Oh is this the same chickens that you brought in
the studio last week?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
No, those are the baby chicks. They haven't gotten lice yet,
but they're all infected probably by now. Yeah, probably best
to just move on from that batch. So I'm being preventative. Yep.
I ordered Life's shampoo. Oh he's got a lot of hair.
He's a very hairy guy. He looked at me when
I told him and melted down. He goes, I've been
itching since yesterday. Oh not good. Avan lice does not
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live on people. If it jumps on you at does
in a day, so we should be going. So you
have dead lice on you, you still need the shampoo.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
We went to my sister's family one time, and every
time we go there, something happens.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Well what happens?
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Their kids gave our kids lice, and I never I
never want to be around them again.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
If you bring lice to anywhere I am, where our
relationship is over.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
You're standing right next to us and we both have it.
We're both infected. All I got swear to God, we
have avan lice I did not found. We got the
same as avian flu. It comes from the same master company.
The factor is they only say on oh my God
called this yesterday. Chat GPT said a v and lice.
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If it gets on people or pets will die. I
don't want dead lice on me and people. Lice can't
live on poultry, so it's not people lice.
Speaker 8 (22:35):
Well for you need to be delist before you come in,
or like, I don't know the stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Okay, I ordered here.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Tomorrow, not quick enough if it's preventative, if you need
the li sham, but I would get you by not
having animals I would get your life to check your
head when you go home today. Yeah, she had it yesterday.
By the way, I want you to know that I
had it for There's no telling how long I've had
it for. If I'm being gross, Yeah, I know, I know.
(23:02):
There's an investation. Can we work from home tomorrow? No? Okay,
Well that's why the whole office is gonna have chicken mice.
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Order more shampoo by your own.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
That's ross. That's why we no animals in there. We
already have.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Alabama.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'm you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Okay, we're done. More chances twenty thousand dollars are on
the way, so keep listening and we'll see you tomorrow
morning at six am.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.