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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey buddy, good morning, How are you doing good?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Real good? How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Can I take a chicken back? I gave it to
my neighbor.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Why are you doing this?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Cause he's a cute little pet now and he follows
everybody around and lets him pick him up.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I went over there and visited, and the chicken came
running up and it like, rode on the golf cart.
Did I show you a picture of it riding on
the golf cart while.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Me and my neighbor drove it around?
Speaker 6 (00:43):
You did not?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
That's a cool chicken. I gave it. I'm pretty sure
it's a rooster. I'm not going to take it back.
I gave it to my neighbor's grandkid last week, and
my neighbor was like, why did you do this? And
he named him tiny and now he's like a pet.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's the coolest thing I've ever seen. Rods rods on
the golf cart.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
That size says it all. Anything else you want to
talk about, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Every morning's animals.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Yes, anything else you would like to talk about, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Now I've got my mind as a mental farm.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, we come to the farm. Why don't you come
be a farm hand? You'd be great at it.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I don't want to remember that time he came to
my house and tried to catch chickens.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Yeah, that's about as far as I want to go chicken.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Okay, good morning, Hey, thanks for listening to the show.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Call in eight three three five oh one, Bama is
the number.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
On the Alabama show, A naked man hid behind a
tanning bed after trying to set.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
A gem on fire.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Why well did he get a good I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
You know where this happened, Yeah, it's obviously Florida.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
A Florida man flipped out at a gym when they
announced that they were closing, so he stripped down, ran
naked through the gym, tried to set fire to the bathroom,
and then hid from the cops in a taining bed.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Listen to this, Come on with you that cop.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Right there right there?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Okay, come out now they're gonna wrap you up.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Is that better?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
They had to have their dogs come in with them
to help catch the guy.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't think that you can have this type of
rave in America.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
It's not a rave, it's just Florida Super Easy trivia
with the Yella Mama shall Jessica, good morning.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
What are you doing hanging out at work? Or do
you work? What do you do? Yes? We need to
give you a.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Thank you for what you do? And girl, you got it.
Let's get you tickets to Nelly. You calling a place
super easy trivia.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I'm calling a place super easy trivia.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
All right, Jessica, I asked the questions producer Blake is
your lifeline?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
All right, Jessica. Question number one? What animal is known
for its stripes?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Zebra? Is it? Next one? What is the opposite of hot? Cold?
See y'all?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I saus baby, all right, I think.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
We I think we can get you into Nelly.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Last question for the win, Jessica. And you should know
this and I bet you've written tickets about it since
you're a police officer.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
What color is a stop sign?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Great?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Is it? To Jessica? Our girling?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
HELLU you're going to la hey?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Where all listening to us from? Or do we have
to keep that anonymous.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's anymous it's three things you need to know you
with the element.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
The Birmingham Stallions responded to reports that they're going to
be moving the Stallions for the twenty twenty sixth season.
There's multiple speculations on social media saying they may have
just played their final game at Protective Stadium. The league
released a statement saying the league office is in the
planning stages for next season and beyond.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
At this point, we.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Have nothing to report on any unauthorized speculation.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Basically, they said, keep our names out your mouth and
keep it moving, brother exactly.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Ozzie Osbourne gave his family permission to play Justin Bieber
at his funeral like him. Actually show up and you
know them playing. He said in a quote at an interview,
I honestly don't.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Care what they play at my funeral. They can put on.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
A medley of Justin Bieber, Susan Boil and we are
the Diddy Men if it makes them happy, because funerals
are for the living. He also did say in other
interviews that he would like it to be a celebration
and not a mope fest, and he would at least
like a Beatles song to possibly be played, so we'll see.
That's a good way to go. I know it's still
so crazy. Everybody's freaking out about it, like it's so
(05:25):
crazy because he just played his final show seventeen days
before he passed away as well. Speaking of the Dark Side,
Wednesday is going to get a third season on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh, they've already confirmed three.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
They just ordered and confirmed season three before season two
is even premiered. I guess the first season was so good,
you know, the first season one for Emmy Awards, so
they were like, yeah, we need to keep this franchise going.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Go off, Tim Burton.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Season two is going to premiere August sixth, the first
part of it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Anyway, I stay. Thanks.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
You need to know more at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I'm a Show on demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Producer Blake has now taken up knitting.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Okay, I've not taken up knitting. I have knitted, but
I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Okay. By the way, thanks for listening to The Alabama
Show I'm a Alabama with producer Blake.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
What are you doing? I can sew? I don't knit.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Okay, what are you what all? I know is you
said you found your old sewing.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Kit for what just in case I need to sew something.
I sewed my pillow one time.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Now you said you needed to fix something.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
That was sewn up or whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh my, I have a shirt that has a hole
in it.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Yeah, and I have to sew the hole back together
so that way I have my shirt.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Still. How long have you been sewing?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I've known how to for a few years, but I
took a sewing class a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Just did Yeah, are you good at it?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I wouldn't say I'm good at I can do.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
You took a whole class where he's the only guy
in the class.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
This is awesome. Now there's one other dude in there.
He did not care for it.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
He was there for the ladies.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I was there to get a credit for my class.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Any passed, Yeah, perfect, I was the quickest sewer.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Good.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
So do you want to see my sewing kit?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, I want to. I brought something for you.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
What did you bring me?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I brought something for you to sew for me today
on the show.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I need you to fix it, since now that I
know you're a professional sewer, professional taking a class. You've
got your sewing kit with you. My dogs chewed up
my favorite sweatshirt.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That is something I fix it.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Look at this, see all of that.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well, can't fix that. We're going to try today on
the show. A trash can fix.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
There's a couple of holes you can sew right the
line across the back. And this is my favorite sweat shirt.
My cousin Hannah gave it to me for Christmas three
years ago.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
It's three cats dressed up like Native Americans.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I need you to fix it with your sewing kit.
You brought it, you took a class.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
There's stains on it, coffee, I declan.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I washed it.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
The stames just won't come off. It's my favorite sweatshirt.
I need you to fix it. This is an emergency.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You've got your sewing kit there.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
That's what you're doing the rest of the show today,
sewing a shirt up.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I'm gonna be putting this into a fire.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Now you're gonna sew it. We'll report back at eight
o'clock and see how it's coming.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
This is not gonna go what we call the shirt.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
What's your favorite thing your animals ever destroyed?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And were you able to fix it. Eight three three
five oh one, Bama is the number. That's eight three
three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You're listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
It's been a couple of minutes. We bust it out
the sewing kit.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Producer Blake is working on my shirt.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
If you want to go.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Watch, join our TikTok live go follow Alabama Radio.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
How you feeling so far, Blake, I'm niling it.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Are you sorry? I'm sewing it?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
You sound better than you did off the air a
minute ago. He goes, I'm not doing this on the shirt.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's my favorite.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Sweatshirt that my dogs shredded, and I brought it for
producer Blake to sew.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, and it's not going to be a good sew either,
because I don't have enough thread.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I will buy you a new thread.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I don't have enough to fix it, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
As much as you can use, as much as you
can How many holes are in that shirt?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You think?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Four?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
A thousand, and then I'm about to have to create
more just to do what I need to do.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Don't rip it anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Do you know how a sower works?
Speaker 6 (09:44):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yes, I grew up sewing too, and you don't make
more homes doing this because it's entertaining, you know what.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I'm not helping you with any more projects.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Anyway.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
If you want to come watch producer Blake with the
sewing kit because I think this is great, go follow
Alabama Radio on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Sweet Grown.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Alabama Day is this Saturday, the twenty sixth, and it's
real easy to participate. All you do is just buy local.
You can do that by shopping directly at local farmers'
markets or farm stands. And if you buy local, you're
improving the state. So it's a great day to do that.
Do that all the time, but definitely do it on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Chappelle ron our.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Buddy has hinted at a new single called The Subway.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Have you seen this?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Is everything going to have the in it? Though? That's
my guess. The like she had The Giver for recently
and now this the Subway.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
That's the last single she had was The Giver.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
So the beginning the I thought you said the Anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
It's going to drop next week.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Ads featuring the singer have popped up around New York
City along with the message going through a breakup, get bangs,
And she has bangs in the ad and it says
best before August first, so we think we'll get it
by then. She was just seen shooting a music video
around New York City earlier this month, so we'll.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
See something to expect.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
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Speaker 5 (11:14):
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You know, we all had that one teacher that made
a huge difference in our life, and we want to
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Speaker 1 (11:44):
Com, The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
On the show, we love to celebrate good news. If
you have good news, call in eight three three five
h one.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Bama is the number. What's your good news today?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Producer Blake, I'm about to be finished with this stupid
sweater thing.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
The thing that you're selling.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, and I don't have my glasses on, so I
can't see it go into the needle, and I keep
missing it trying to thread the needle. Yeah, you have
a whole sewing kit.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Why don't you have a needleweater.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I'm the needle needle threader.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
They make needle threaders that make it easier.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I already told you it's a cheap sewing kit. I
didn't realize it. I started sewing today. It's been a
while since I used this thing.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
My good news is I brought in my favorite sweatshirt
that my dog's just shredded. And I'm having producer blake
so back together.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I'm about to lose it. I'm on the verg right now.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Are you about to quit? Is today to day you
quit your job?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I'll be honest with you. I've dealt with a lot
on the show. This might be the worst, is it?
It's up there?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Call the show eight three thirty five, oh one, Bamo, what's.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Your good news?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Also, if you want to watch behind the scenes, go
follow TikTok.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
We're on TikTok Live Alabama Radio.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on Producer Blake has
all these life changes and says he tells everybody, but
he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I tell you all the time, you never told me this.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama producer Blake.
And even TikTok said, you've never said this.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. I don't really care because I tell
you off side of the TikTok, Yes, I do. Passing by.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
We're on TikTok Live following Alabama Radio if you want
to join. Even your aunt yesterday said I didn't even
know this. It's that your girlfriend changed jobs, like over
a month ago. Because literally yesterday I was like, how's
it going at Sam's.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
You're like, she doesn't work there anymore. She works at
the doctor's office.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
You never told us I told you that she doesn't
pay SAMs anymore.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I maybe not said the doctor thing.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
You just said she doesn't want to work there anymore,
But you never said she left.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I'm sure she left the other thing.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Pretty sure sure.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I believe I did not say the doctor thing.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
I do believe I did say she doesn't work at
Sam's anymore.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
No, you never said that certain about it fairly, No, I'm.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
About to lose it in here when today has been
a day and you just keep had You know.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
When your friends are supposed to tell you stuff and
then you find out something in their life happened like
a month later.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Even your aunt and your mom.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Were like priests or Blake's gonna be married for like
three months before we ever find out.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
That is probably the truth. That's another thing.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
I just found out.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
You're trying to convince your girlfriend to just a loope
so y'all can live together.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
No, no, the no, no, not a loope. No, that
is not the case. I You're gonna make me lose
it this morning. That is not what I said. Oh
my gosh, I'm about to ope.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
I just trying to go to the courtouse yes, and
have a reception later so y'all can live together.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, so that her parents will approve.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Well, that well, I have to ask them first for
their blessing. Not the you're gonna oh my gosh today
today you you.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Have leveled me out today to a point.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
You're about to see, You're about to see an unholy
crash out right now.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
It all started because at seven o'clock I made producer
Blake start sewing back together my favorite sweatshirt.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Then you had notes about everything, and now I'm about
to lose it.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Today, Today's today. It's all about to go down, all
right on this side of the table.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Well, we'll talk about you Mary and your girlfriend later.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I don't even know right now, just in the break.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Is that what you want me to?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Just get it?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Play the music. Call the show eight three thirty five
oh one, Bama.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
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Speaker 2 (15:43):
Hey we're done.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Anything you miss on the show, go download the free
iHeartRadio app and we'll see you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demnd