July 28, 2025 • 16 mins
Lindsay has an annoying coworker who is doing some things to really irritate her in today's Ask Alabama. Alabama is getting closer and closer to giving her dog away. Astronomer has a new face of marketing in 3 Things You NEED To Know. PLUS, Super Easy Trivia and What The Hell Headlines HERE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I just realized the best thing about being an adult yesterday?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
What could that be?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
For dinner?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I had an ice cream Sunday and then I went
to Taco Bell and had a crunt Trap Supreme for dessert. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And who's gonna tell you no, we're adults.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
He's gonna tell me now?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Literally, the best ice like banana split for dinner.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I was like, oh my god, I'm eating dinner backwards.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm having dessert.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
First.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Look at this picture.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I go into this little ice cream shopping The guy goes,
do you want it fully loaded? And I went, yeah, yes, crinkles,
caramel sauce.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Do you know how long it's been since I've had
a banana split? Late twenty years.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Did you look at him say I'm an adult, load
me up.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I also did not tell them that the banana split
was my dinner first.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
That I was gonna get food after.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Great.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
The only thing that could have made it better is
go swimming immediately after. Because you're you're an adult, I
can't do what I want.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Hey, study say, eating before you swim is good.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Now it's good.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Now, yeah, you will drowned.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You'll be good.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
The experts say it's fine, and you know, like, because
I'm an adult.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's right. I'm an adult can.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Buy fifty chickens if I want. It's my house.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Wait a second, don't hold on the fun stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Okay, good morning, thanks for listening to the show.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
On the Alabama Show, a cereal butt sniffer has been
arrested again.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Why again?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Again?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Why is this even a headline?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And police in California have arrested this guy who followed
and sniffed a woman in a Nord Troum rack. He
has a history of similar arrest and crimes.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Listen to this.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
He eventually worked his way into the women's section, found
a lone shopper and started to.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Give you some of the same behavior, getting close to her,
uncomfortably close.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Crouching down as if he was trying to buy or
check something out or look at something.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
So I've heard up to twenty women, you know, and
what's happened to them?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
And they're all scared, and I know the feeling. Why
would you do that?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I would be terrified too, like, why we're not dogs,
we're people.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Stop it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Why you.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Super easy trivia with the Yelabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You know you're the contestant, right, Okay, come on down,
Producer Blake. All by the way, if you want to
win these tickets, Ben Rector and switch Foot, call the show.
Eight thirty thirty five zero one. Bama is the number,
Producer Blake.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Question number one? How many legs does a spider have?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Mostly eight?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's always eight. Next question, what Disney movie is elsa In?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Then the Frozen one?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Good job betting, and last one for the win. Are
you ready?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Think you can handle it? Like all of all of.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Alabama is depending on you to be able to win
these tickets if you get If you get this question wrong,
nobody can call and win these Switchboot tickets. Okay, what
color is a school bus?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah? I'm gonna go yellow yellow gold yellow.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Why would you say gold?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It's one of them yellow?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
What is your final ane?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's it?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Good job, buddy, I.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Deserve this when that was the hardest came home ever.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
You call the show if you want to win these tickets.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
To switch but eight three thirty five oh one Bama
is the number.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's three things you need to know with them show.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
We have any Japanese restaurant in near uab Atsuka Ramen,
so they have ramen, hibachi, sushi and more. Right on
Richard Arrington Boulevard open Now go enjoy all the ramen
and the sushi. I have bad news for you, Producer Blake.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Mario and Princess Patriot just friends?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
No, no, no, they know.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Nintendo made the announcement on their app and people are
freaking out.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
According to the update on the Nintendo Today app, it
says Princess Pecha.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Mario were good friends and help each other out whenever
they can.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I hope he lets Bowser Keeper.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't know why they did that because they were
a couple in the past.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
According to Nintendo, Yeah, so what was happening?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You know what, Bowser Keeper, thank you?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Friends with benefits.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I don't care anymore now much sense?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Do you see?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Astronomer hired Gwyneth Paltrow as a spokesparson after the scandal
with the CEO and CFO that we're caught having an affair,
having an affair at a Cult Blake concert.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yes, and the questions on the video are so funny
compared to her.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Answer, Yeah, she's obviously people.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Are asking questions about the affair, and she's like answering
questions about the thing. But it's so funny because she
is the ex wife of Chris Martin, who is the
lead singer of Coldplay.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Listen to this.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow. I've been hired on a.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Very temporary basis.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
To speak on behalf of the three hundred plus employees
at Astronomer. Astronomer has gotten a lot of questions over
the last few days and they wanted me to answer
the most common ones.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yes, Astronomer is the best place to run APATCHE airflow.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Unifying the experience of running data mL and AI pipelines
at scale.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Because obviously nobody cares about data airflow and.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
All the questions on the screen were not related to
her answers.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Oh, it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
If you want to see more, go to the Alabama
Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
If you ever have an issue that you need help with,
call the show for Ask Alabama. Eight three thirty five
oh one Bama Coworkers, Dating drama in law drama.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Lindsey, good morning. Do you have something going on? H yeah,
I have one co worker, well a client. That's a
kind of continue on what is happening. Don't tell us
where you work, but what kind of work do you
do online? So okay, what's your client? Dude? She just
(06:43):
always is mad when I'm not available, but whenever I
try to get in charge of her, it's like hours.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
She just uses so many periods it sounds mad all
the time. All you can tell is.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Their emails just by the punctuation.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Does she does she message you in all caps? Not
all caps?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Jesus, Just so many periods, just sound mad. It's that
subtle stuff. I get it. If you don't get a period,
you're like, oh, they're in a good mood. If if
they or if they do that often, if they finally
put one done, where are you at dot dot dot dot?
It's not the same.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I get it. Has she like said anything directly to
you that she's frustrated?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No, it's just it's all like's aggressive.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
We have one of those in our office. What does
she say to you? What else does she do besides
all the periods in the emails?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh, she's like can we get this up right now,
not tomorrow, but right now, right.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Now, Like it's just aggressive. How much money are you making?
You're making emailing enough to deal with that?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
No, No, do you want to come work on our show?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
We'll how are you?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
We'll let you know time. Call the show.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
If you have somebody like this in your office. Eight
three three five oh one, Bama is the number. That's
eight three three five oh one two two sixty.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
What's a fun nickname that you have for a coworker?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Call the show eight three three five oh one Bama.
So we're talking about annoying coworkers and that's Alabama.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
And I asked the question on Facebook. I'm gonna tell
you some of these.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Tony said, we have two guys that supposedly run a
department at a store I work out.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
We call them dumb and Dummer. Okay, yeah, that's a
good one.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Mark says, gossip girl. Everybody's got the gossip girl?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I think am I the gossip girl?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
You're the gossip girl? Yeah, yeah, you're a gossip girl.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Kelly said.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
At my last job, we had one we called CC
because she wanted to be on every single email whether
it pertained her.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Should we give each other nicknames for work?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I don't think it's gonna be radio appropriate.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Call the show.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Do you have a nickname for a coworker that they
don't know about?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Eight three, three five oh one. Bama is the number.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
It's three things you need to know you with the
Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
If you're ready for football season. The Birmingham Airport just
announced me flights for Auburn and Alabama away games.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
American out Airlines.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And Southwest have just added a few NonStop flights for
the twenty twenty five season, Like if there's an away game,
you can fly straight to it.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
They are really prepped this season.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
You know, football is a big deal in Alabama, and
the airport starts planning flights around it for Auburn at Baylor,
Auburn against Oklahoma, Auburn against Texas A and M. Then
Alabama at Florida State, and Alabama at Missouri, Missouri, Missouri, Missouri,
wherever you're from.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, it is wild that they're doing that.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
World Tide Destiny's Child just reunited, Daring Beyonce's final Cowboy
Carter tour stop in Las Vegas, They did a surprise
medley of Lose My Breath, Energy and.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
The song we All Love the Most Booty Delicious.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Of course, that's her own's favorite.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
This was their first joint performance since Beyonce's twenty eighteen
Coachella appearance. There were also special appearances from Jashaboozi and
jay Z.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I can't believe that the tours already over. That's wild.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I can't believe she had all those guests.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
We love you Beyonce, and officially the astronomer CPO resigned
after the Coldplay concert scandal. The company confirmed that Kristin
Cabot submitted her resignation. This is just a few days
after the CEO, Andy Byron, also resigned, so they out.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Hey gone, it's all messed up a world over there
to astronomer.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I would not want to be either one of them.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Kristen was also just photographed and this became headline. She
was photographed watering plants outside her home, not wearing her
wedding ring. The fact that people are stalking her home
and just waiting for her to step out in the
yard to take pictures and then sell it on the
internet is wild.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
That's too. Even if they'd made that big of a mistake.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
That's yeah, they still deserve privacy. That's three things you
need to know. More at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
We're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I got the best news good news story for you.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I love this story.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
And if you ever want to share good news whatever
you're celebrating in your life. Eight three three five oh
one BAMA is the number. A twenty seven year old
woman married a hitchhiker she found on the side of
the road. Like the day of what happened there, I'm
just gonna get this out.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
What happened is She.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Is going viral on TikTok because she casually mentioned that
she originally met her husband after picking him up as
a hitchhiker.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
While she was in Australia for school. Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I met my husband while he was hitchhiking. I was
three days into studying abroad in Australia and my husband
was there at a music festival and he had gone
out that night with his friends and he was on
the side of the corner trying to catch an uber home,
but the rates were too high, so they thought they
would just start walking and then try to hitchhike back
to their airbnb. My friend had a little bit to
drink and she encouraged us to just pull over. I
(12:13):
don't really remember that, if I'm being honest, but.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
They were like hot guys.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Pull over, he's got an Australian exit, give him a.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Ride, marry me now they're married.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
That's one way to find a husband.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Oh my gosh, picking up strange, just like you do.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
To help, if you were listening to The Alabama Show,
the following program is on demand.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I need your help.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, go on all the show eight thirty thirty five.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
One Bama is the number.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm Alabama, the girl, not the state, with producer Blake,
the boy, not the steak.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Amen.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
All right, So I need you to tell me if
this is true or not.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Okay, if you have a torn up dollar bill, can
you take it to the bank and they'll replace it.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Because I sold some eggs to my neighbor yesterday. Okay,
he gave me a ten dollar bill.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, I put it in my pocket and then I
got home and I changed shorts. Uh, and then I'm
laying on the bed watching TV and Scrappy comes.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Jumping on the bed.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Scrappy the rescue puppy that has been a nightmare since
day one. Who I Love's chewing on something and I'm like, hey, buddy,
what are you chewing on?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I texted you a picture. Open it, open the text.
I see time to check open the text. This little
turn ate my ten dollar bill? Do you see that
the whole top of it off? I didn't.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, why did he only go for the top.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Because I had it rolled up and he had it
still in a roll.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
You have maloney on the top quarter I took it from.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
It's even a corner. It's the whole strip, all along
the whole top of the ten dollars. That's a ten
dollar bill. If this was one dollar bill, I wouldn't care.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
You know what you can buy.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
With ten dollars? All kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I don't know. Right here, it looks like you might
have eight dollars left out of this.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
What do I do?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
My friend said I could take it to the bank
and return it and they would swap it out.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
So I gotta fit. But here's the other thing. I
don't have a bank account here.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I don't think you have to have a bank account.
You just say, hey, can I replace this? My dog
ate my dollar? Dogate my ten dollar bill? Well, if
you just go in, they'll be like, excuse me, they'll
be like, this isn't high school. You can't use that
as an excuse.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
We try on extra zero on it and make it
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, go try to do that with a legal fuck
federal dollars. Go try that.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Have you ever ripped up money?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Like, do you ever rip up a dollar bill and
then like have one that's ripped and tape it back together?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah? Yeah I have, but I used it and the
people didn't care.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I ain't getting those pieces back to tape it back
to the dollar bill.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
The paces they are gonna be in my front yard tomorrow.
Hear me out, Take the dog, it's a thought. Just
take the dog and be like, I'll give you this
ten dollar bill that's chewed on and the dog for
a ten dollar bill back.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I need you to call the show if you're listening
right now, hows your.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Dog ever ate your money? Or have you ever reap
money and had to go replace it? Is this a thing?
And what else is your dog eating that made.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I want that money back.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on man.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number? Christy,
good morning. Can I take the ten dollar bill my
dog ate back to the bank and they'll replace it.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
You could take it to the bank and normally they'll
do it like this. Don't have a problem with it.
My dog actually got into my husband's and ate like
two hundred dollars worth of money out of it and
is our certificate security commor no send the money to
like the federal reserves. They had to put all the
pieces that were left and put it in it and
send it and then it took like two months, but
(16:14):
they ended up sending the money back into mail.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Carl Well at Less, you got the money back? Do
you still have the dollar?
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Eight years later, he's still with us.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
You were listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Hey, we're done.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Anything you missed on the show, co download the free
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we'll see you bright and early tomorrow morning at six am.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I just realized the best thing about being an adult yesterday?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
What could that be?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
For dinner?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I had an ice cream Sunday and then I went
to Taco Bell and had a crunt Trap Supreme for dessert. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And who's gonna tell you no, we're adults.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
He's gonna tell me now?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Literally, the best ice like banana split for dinner.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I was like, oh my god, I'm eating dinner backwards.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm having dessert.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
First.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Look at this picture.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I go into this little ice cream shopping The guy goes,
do you want it fully loaded? And I went, yeah, yes, crinkles,
caramel sauce.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Do you know how long it's been since I've had
a banana split? Late twenty years.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Did you look at him say I'm an adult, load
me up.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I also did not tell them that the banana split
was my dinner first.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
That I was gonna get food after.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Great.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
The only thing that could have made it better is
go swimming immediately after. Because you're you're an adult, I
can't do what I want.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Hey, study say, eating before you swim is good.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Now it's good.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Now, yeah, you will drowned.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You'll be good.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
The experts say it's fine, and you know, like, because
I'm an adult.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's right. I'm an adult can.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Buy fifty chickens if I want. It's my house.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Wait a second, don't hold on the fun stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Okay, good morning, thanks for listening to the show.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
On the Alabama Show, a cereal butt sniffer has been
arrested again.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Why again?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Again?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Why is this even a headline?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And police in California have arrested this guy who followed
and sniffed a woman in a Nord Troum rack. He
has a history of similar arrest and crimes.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Listen to this.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
He eventually worked his way into the women's section, found
a lone shopper and started to.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Give you some of the same behavior, getting close to her,
uncomfortably close.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Crouching down as if he was trying to buy or
check something out or look at something.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
So I've heard up to twenty women, you know, and
what's happened to them?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
And they're all scared, and I know the feeling. Why
would you do that?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I would be terrified too, like, why we're not dogs,
we're people.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Stop it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Why you.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Super easy trivia with the Yelabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You know you're the contestant, right, Okay, come on down,
Producer Blake. All by the way, if you want to
win these tickets, Ben Rector and switch Foot, call the show.
Eight thirty thirty five zero one. Bama is the number,
Producer Blake.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Question number one? How many legs does a spider have?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Mostly eight?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's always eight. Next question, what Disney movie is elsa In?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Then the Frozen one?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Good job betting, and last one for the win. Are
you ready?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Think you can handle it? Like all of all of.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Alabama is depending on you to be able to win
these tickets if you get If you get this question wrong,
nobody can call and win these Switchboot tickets. Okay, what
color is a school bus?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah? I'm gonna go yellow yellow gold yellow.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Why would you say gold?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It's one of them yellow?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
What is your final ane?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's it?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Good job, buddy, I.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Deserve this when that was the hardest came home ever.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
You call the show if you want to win these tickets.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
To switch but eight three thirty five oh one Bama
is the number.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's three things you need to know with them show.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
We have any Japanese restaurant in near uab Atsuka Ramen,
so they have ramen, hibachi, sushi and more. Right on
Richard Arrington Boulevard open Now go enjoy all the ramen
and the sushi. I have bad news for you, Producer Blake.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Mario and Princess Patriot just friends?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
No, no, no, they know.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Nintendo made the announcement on their app and people are
freaking out.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
According to the update on the Nintendo Today app, it
says Princess Pecha.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Mario were good friends and help each other out whenever
they can.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I hope he lets Bowser Keeper.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't know why they did that because they were
a couple in the past.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
According to Nintendo, Yeah, so what was happening?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You know what, Bowser Keeper, thank you?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Friends with benefits.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I don't care anymore now much sense?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Do you see?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Astronomer hired Gwyneth Paltrow as a spokesparson after the scandal
with the CEO and CFO that we're caught having an affair,
having an affair at a Cult Blake concert.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yes, and the questions on the video are so funny
compared to her.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Answer, Yeah, she's obviously people.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Are asking questions about the affair, and she's like answering
questions about the thing. But it's so funny because she
is the ex wife of Chris Martin, who is the
lead singer of Coldplay.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Listen to this.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow. I've been hired on a.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Very temporary basis.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
To speak on behalf of the three hundred plus employees
at Astronomer. Astronomer has gotten a lot of questions over
the last few days and they wanted me to answer
the most common ones.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yes, Astronomer is the best place to run APATCHE airflow.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Unifying the experience of running data mL and AI pipelines
at scale.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Because obviously nobody cares about data airflow and.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
All the questions on the screen were not related to
her answers.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Oh, it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
If you want to see more, go to the Alabama
Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
If you ever have an issue that you need help with,
call the show for Ask Alabama. Eight three thirty five
oh one Bama Coworkers, Dating drama in law drama.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Lindsey, good morning. Do you have something going on? H yeah,
I have one co worker, well a client. That's a
kind of continue on what is happening. Don't tell us
where you work, but what kind of work do you
do online? So okay, what's your client? Dude? She just
(06:43):
always is mad when I'm not available, but whenever I
try to get in charge of her, it's like hours.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
She just uses so many periods it sounds mad all
the time. All you can tell is.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Their emails just by the punctuation.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Does she does she message you in all caps? Not
all caps?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Jesus, Just so many periods, just sound mad. It's that
subtle stuff. I get it. If you don't get a period,
you're like, oh, they're in a good mood. If if
they or if they do that often, if they finally
put one done, where are you at dot dot dot dot?
It's not the same.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I get it. Has she like said anything directly to
you that she's frustrated?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No, it's just it's all like's aggressive.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
We have one of those in our office. What does
she say to you? What else does she do besides
all the periods in the emails?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh, she's like can we get this up right now,
not tomorrow, but right now, right.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Now, Like it's just aggressive. How much money are you making?
You're making emailing enough to deal with that?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
No, No, do you want to come work on our show?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
We'll how are you?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
We'll let you know time. Call the show.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
If you have somebody like this in your office. Eight
three three five oh one, Bama is the number. That's
eight three three five oh one two two sixty.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
What's a fun nickname that you have for a coworker?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Call the show eight three three five oh one Bama.
So we're talking about annoying coworkers and that's Alabama.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
And I asked the question on Facebook. I'm gonna tell
you some of these.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Tony said, we have two guys that supposedly run a
department at a store I work out.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
We call them dumb and Dummer. Okay, yeah, that's a
good one.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Mark says, gossip girl. Everybody's got the gossip girl?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I think am I the gossip girl?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
You're the gossip girl? Yeah, yeah, you're a gossip girl.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Kelly said.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
At my last job, we had one we called CC
because she wanted to be on every single email whether
it pertained her.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Should we give each other nicknames for work?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I don't think it's gonna be radio appropriate.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Call the show.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Do you have a nickname for a coworker that they
don't know about?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Eight three, three five oh one. Bama is the number.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
It's three things you need to know you with the
Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
If you're ready for football season. The Birmingham Airport just
announced me flights for Auburn and Alabama away games.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
American out Airlines.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And Southwest have just added a few NonStop flights for
the twenty twenty five season, Like if there's an away game,
you can fly straight to it.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
They are really prepped this season.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
You know, football is a big deal in Alabama, and
the airport starts planning flights around it for Auburn at Baylor,
Auburn against Oklahoma, Auburn against Texas A and M. Then
Alabama at Florida State, and Alabama at Missouri, Missouri, Missouri, Missouri,
wherever you're from.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, it is wild that they're doing that.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
World Tide Destiny's Child just reunited, Daring Beyonce's final Cowboy
Carter tour stop in Las Vegas, They did a surprise
medley of Lose My Breath, Energy and.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
The song we All Love the Most Booty Delicious.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Of course, that's her own's favorite.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
This was their first joint performance since Beyonce's twenty eighteen
Coachella appearance. There were also special appearances from Jashaboozi and
jay Z.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I can't believe that the tours already over. That's wild.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I can't believe she had all those guests.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
We love you Beyonce, and officially the astronomer CPO resigned
after the Coldplay concert scandal. The company confirmed that Kristin
Cabot submitted her resignation. This is just a few days
after the CEO, Andy Byron, also resigned, so they out.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Hey gone, it's all messed up a world over there
to astronomer.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I would not want to be either one of them.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Kristen was also just photographed and this became headline. She
was photographed watering plants outside her home, not wearing her
wedding ring. The fact that people are stalking her home
and just waiting for her to step out in the
yard to take pictures and then sell it on the
internet is wild.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
That's too. Even if they'd made that big of a mistake.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
That's yeah, they still deserve privacy. That's three things you
need to know. More at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
We're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I got the best news good news story for you.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I love this story.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
And if you ever want to share good news whatever
you're celebrating in your life. Eight three three five oh
one BAMA is the number. A twenty seven year old
woman married a hitchhiker she found on the side of
the road. Like the day of what happened there, I'm
just gonna get this out.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
What happened is She.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Is going viral on TikTok because she casually mentioned that
she originally met her husband after picking him up as
a hitchhiker.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
While she was in Australia for school. Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I met my husband while he was hitchhiking. I was
three days into studying abroad in Australia and my husband
was there at a music festival and he had gone
out that night with his friends and he was on
the side of the corner trying to catch an uber home,
but the rates were too high, so they thought they
would just start walking and then try to hitchhike back
to their airbnb. My friend had a little bit to
drink and she encouraged us to just pull over. I
(12:13):
don't really remember that, if I'm being honest, but.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
They were like hot guys.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Pull over, he's got an Australian exit, give him a.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Ride, marry me now they're married.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
That's one way to find a husband.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Oh my gosh, picking up strange, just like you do.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
To help, if you were listening to The Alabama Show,
the following program is on demand.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I need your help.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, go on all the show eight thirty thirty five.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
One Bama is the number.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm Alabama, the girl, not the state, with producer Blake,
the boy, not the steak.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Amen.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
All right, So I need you to tell me if
this is true or not.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Okay, if you have a torn up dollar bill, can
you take it to the bank and they'll replace it.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Because I sold some eggs to my neighbor yesterday. Okay,
he gave me a ten dollar bill.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, I put it in my pocket and then I
got home and I changed shorts. Uh, and then I'm
laying on the bed watching TV and Scrappy comes.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Jumping on the bed.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Scrappy the rescue puppy that has been a nightmare since
day one. Who I Love's chewing on something and I'm like, hey, buddy,
what are you chewing on?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I texted you a picture. Open it, open the text.
I see time to check open the text. This little
turn ate my ten dollar bill? Do you see that
the whole top of it off? I didn't.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, why did he only go for the top.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Because I had it rolled up and he had it
still in a roll.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
You have maloney on the top quarter I took it from.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
It's even a corner. It's the whole strip, all along
the whole top of the ten dollars. That's a ten
dollar bill. If this was one dollar bill, I wouldn't care.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
You know what you can buy.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
With ten dollars? All kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I don't know. Right here, it looks like you might
have eight dollars left out of this.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
What do I do?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
My friend said I could take it to the bank
and return it and they would swap it out.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
So I gotta fit. But here's the other thing. I
don't have a bank account here.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I don't think you have to have a bank account.
You just say, hey, can I replace this? My dog
ate my dollar? Dogate my ten dollar bill? Well, if
you just go in, they'll be like, excuse me, they'll
be like, this isn't high school. You can't use that
as an excuse.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
We try on extra zero on it and make it
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, go try to do that with a legal fuck
federal dollars. Go try that.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Have you ever ripped up money?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Like, do you ever rip up a dollar bill and
then like have one that's ripped and tape it back together?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah? Yeah I have, but I used it and the
people didn't care.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I ain't getting those pieces back to tape it back
to the dollar bill.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
The paces they are gonna be in my front yard tomorrow.
Hear me out, Take the dog, it's a thought. Just
take the dog and be like, I'll give you this
ten dollar bill that's chewed on and the dog for
a ten dollar bill back.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I need you to call the show if you're listening
right now, hows your.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Dog ever ate your money? Or have you ever reap
money and had to go replace it? Is this a thing?
And what else is your dog eating that made.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I want that money back.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on man.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number? Christy,
good morning. Can I take the ten dollar bill my
dog ate back to the bank and they'll replace it.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
You could take it to the bank and normally they'll
do it like this. Don't have a problem with it.
My dog actually got into my husband's and ate like
two hundred dollars worth of money out of it and
is our certificate security commor no send the money to
like the federal reserves. They had to put all the
pieces that were left and put it in it and
send it and then it took like two months, but
(16:14):
they ended up sending the money back into mail.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Carl Well at Less, you got the money back? Do
you still have the dollar?
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Eight years later, he's still with us.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
You were listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Hey, we're done.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Anything you missed on the show, co download the free
iHeartRadio app. Look up The Alabama Show on Demand and
we'll see you bright and early tomorrow morning at six am.
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