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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You know what what I was gonna ask you how
your day was yesterday, but I don't even care now I.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Got a bond to pick with you. Okay. I tried
to call you and you didn't answer, and he never
called me back. What's up with that?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Oh yeah, I meant to call you. I was taking
a nap when you called.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
And then and then my girlfriend called at the same
time you did, and I called her back, and.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
I forgot to call you back.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
How dare you?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah, you're right. I should have cared about your call first.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You should have called me on three way with your girlfriend. Nope,
I'm just as important work stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I won't do that.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
He did it?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Talk about work?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh man, that's talk about it now. How was your
meeting with the boss yesterday?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
It went I got my papers, I'm ready to go now.
I'm prepared. I'm a prepared worker.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Did you get fested out? Probably a lot of awkward silence. Anyway, Hey,
look we're halfway through the week.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's humph Day. Welcome to the show. I'm Alabama with
producer Blake. Thank you for listening call in eight three
three five oh one, Bama is the number we'd love
to say good morning. That's eight three three five oh
one two two six two is what the hell?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Headlines hell on the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
A woman got attacked by a raccoon on her back porch.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
What those sneaky little animals?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Hey, raybies? Is real?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
A Massachusetts woman was attacked by a raccoon on her
own property. She says that the creatures have become monsters.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Listen to her talk about.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
It, they become monsters. It's a flu at me from
several different directions, is not. All I could do was scream,
help me, help me. This is hate. I kept saying
it to myself because I couldn't find any other words.
I just encountered a monster.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
What Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabama Show.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Randall, good morning? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm well, okay, where do you work? I know?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
But like, what's the company? What do you do? What's
your job?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I got all delivered my girl, Like, uh yeah, talent
tailing grid like a school roll tod.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You want to play super Easy Trivia? All right, Randall?
You know how it works? Ask the questions producer Blake
is your lifeline? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Mariam?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Question number one before hay Cheats is a hit recorded
by what former American Idol winner.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Who sings carry the Wood? Good job, buddy, rand you
got it all right.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Next one, Randall, what's the closest planet to the sun?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Good job? Do you have somebody helping you? Do you
know all this yourself?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'm proud of it. Okay, you got all that up there,
and I'd love to be in your brain. We do
love you, Randall. You are one of our favorites.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
Last one for the wind who lives in a pineapple
under the seagulations.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Buddy, you're going to ben Rector and switch foot.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
There's three things you need to know.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
We have a new Costco coming to ironed A. That's
what I was waiting for.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm excited. This will be the sixth Costco in Alabama.
It's gonna bring two hundred to three hundred new jobs.
There is going to be a self service gas station,
so you know you're gonna get cheaper gas. I'm excited
because it's closer to where I live. They still have
to build it, though, so it's going to take some
time to get ready, Costco coming to Irondale.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
There's any Oreo cookie?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And I normally when I see the weird flavors, I
don't want to try them, but this one looks good.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
The Reese's Peanut butter cup for Oreo cookie.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
You can have it.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You don't like that.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I don't like Reese's pieces.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Oh my not Reese's piecea peanut butter cup. So it's
two Oreo cookies with a peanut butter filling. That's in
a Reese's peanut butter cup. Oh that's heaven. You're crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Somebody crushed that up and put it in a mcflurry
or a blizzard.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh my god. Anyway, it'll be in stores this fall,
so enjoy JC.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Katy Perry went on a dinner date yesterday, or actually
it was on with Justin Trudeau, the former Prime Minister
of Canada, one month after she announced her split from
Orlando Blue.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I heard they were.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Getting back together, but I guess that's all wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Apparently they've been on and well they've been on and
off again for nine years. But a rep says when
I was reading about this yesterday that Katy Perry and
Orlando have been working towards changing their relationship to just
a co parenting one for a while, and you know
how that is.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Though, people usually don't announce their.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Breakup until they've been going through it for months, maybe
even years.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, but go off, I guess you think.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Katy Perry would move to Canada.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You think she would be the well known because he's
not the Prime Minister anymore, would be the face of Canada.
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Tira, good morning, what issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 9 (05:58):
I just found out why my ex boyfriend like broke
up with me four years ago, and honestly, I am
so upset.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I know that's why we do Ask Alabama and we
try our best to help you with any of the
issues you might be having. Eight three three five O
one Bama is the number if you have something going on. Okay,
why did your ex break up with you?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
What happened?
Speaker 9 (06:18):
First of all, like I'm in a great relationship now,
like we've been together for three years, and like we're
going to move in together soon, and.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
So like I feel like I shouldn't be mad about
like my ex, but I am. Okay, So what did
your ex do? We were childhood friends and we knew.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Each other for a long time and then we decided
to date, and we dated for a few years and
we broke up like suddenly, he like broke with me
suddenly with no explanation. And I was like, okay, but
because we've been friends for so long, we have the
same social circle, and we'd see each other a lot,
and like I make a point to like not talk
to him, but I'm not like rude. I just like
we're not going to have a conversation because yeah, why
(06:55):
would Yeah, Like, hey, buddy, So we started dating a
girl and our friend group recently, and I was like, I'm.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
So happy for you.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
I'm glad that you found a good guy, because like
the guys she's dated in the best have not been it.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I know how that was, okay, And so I just
want to get this straight.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
A girl in your friend group is dating your ex
from four years ago who you grew up with like
your whole life.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Also okay, yes, and like that's not why I'm mad.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
Like I was happy for them until she said, oh
my god, like Thank you so much for saying that
I've been, like, you know, worried because we've actually been
seeing each other for a while now, and that they
had actually hooked up while we were still together and
the reason he broke.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Up with me is because he felt so guilty about it.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh so he hooked up with this girl while you
are still dating him, and she's finally confessing to you
four years later.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yes, oh hell, yes, I'm like, what why would you
even telling that?
Speaker 9 (07:56):
I'm like, I feel like I can't tell my boyfriend
because I don't want him to think that like I'm
still hung up on my ex because I'm not, and
you know, but since we're around him all the time still, like,
I don't want him thinking like That's why I'm upset.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
What I'm upset about is that he cheated on me
and with somebody that was your friend. I had have
calls to say, I would have thrown chits over. I
would have flipped the buffet table on the floor. I
was seething inside.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I don't I think I just like FROs, do you
think that other people in your friend group may have
known this happened too?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Like I feel like i'd be finding a whole new
friend group. It's like they all portrayed you, right, Like I.
Speaker 9 (08:32):
Don't know who knows and who doesn't know, and like
I don't know who has been keeping in this from me,
so like I feel like I can't talk to any
of them about.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
It because, like I know, it was four years ago,
but I'm.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Just finding out about it now, and I just felt
so blindsided.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Blake, what do you think.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I don't think it should matter. You guys have been
broke up for four years.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Oh well no, it's the betrayal. It's the betrayal, yes,
and the fact of like they.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
Were hanging out with me for years after that happened,
pretending like nothing happened, And like, I just feel like
a pool.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Call the show. Let's see if we can get some
advice for you. And have you ever dealt with something
like this? And would you be mad? Because I would
be living. Eight three three five oh one, Bama is
the number to call the show. That's eight three three
five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on Man.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
to call the show.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Chris, good morning. What do you think about Kira being
upset that she.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Found out her ex boyfriend ch did on her with
her friend four years ago.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Look here, If this is the biggest problem this lady
has in her life, bless her because this is not
anything she needs to be worried about. Goodness, it's four
years ago. That's stale.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Fish let the trail of the friend.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
The fact that our friends are still hanging out with
her like it's okay is the problem.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Come on now, you can't expect people to get involved
in your relationship and all that kind of stuff. It's
not worth their time.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I agree to let it go, Okay, I to worry
about all right, Chris, thank you, you're well.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
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energy bill down because it is hot, and that's usually
when we have the most expensive power bills. Keep your
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They do not cool down a room. They just make
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their X is on Instagram, checking their Instagram.
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Don't pay for a background check.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
So don't be a stalker, is what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, not at least not before the first date.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
After the first date, you can, because I have done
that after a first date.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I think we've all been there.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I want to know if there's mug shots.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Ozzy Osbourne's funeral procession live stream is this morning.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
It's going on right now.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Black Sabbaths posted you can watch it on their website,
but I'll just go ahead and mourn you. We've been
trying to do it on their website and it keeps
freezing up. So what I did I went into YouTube
and typed in Ozzy Osbourne's funeral procession and there's a
couple of other live streams there.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
It's going on in his hometown of Birmingham in the
UK right now. So I can't believe it that it's
already time for the funeral too.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
The hearst just drove by on the live stream that
I was watching and it's his coffins covered in purple flowers.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I do like that.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
It's in true Ozzie fashion. So that's the things you
need to know. More at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
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celebrate with you. Eight three three five oh one Bama
is the number to call in. Sarah, good morning. Do
you have good news?
Speaker 8 (11:57):
I do.
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As of this morning, I have lost one hundred pounds. Girl.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, what have you been doing to lose the weight, because,
oh my god, it's so hard to lose weight.
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It is I've just been watching my pors sizes and
getting off my booty. Girl, that is great. Are you
what are you going to do now that you've lost
one hundred pounds?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I got twenty more before my doctor says I'm in
my right range.
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Yes, I forget some work. That is correct.
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I'm not done. We need to take you shopping. That's
the best part is going to get all brand new clothes.
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Girl, and I have stage clothes that I have loved
him for days and days and I can finally spend
in them.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It's the best feeling in the world. WHOA, that is great.
Thank you for sharing my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Why are you and your girlfriend fighting?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Fighting? But you did not help?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama's Pretty Blake.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yesterday we talked about producer Blake spending three hundred and
twenty dollars in the last two weeks on video games.
That is correct, on skins, and then we called his
girlfriend because he was too afraid to tell his girlfriend
how much money he was hitting on video games.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
And yesterday.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
She called me while I was taking a nap, so
I had to call her back.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
And then what happened? What did you say?
Speaker 6 (13:25):
You you did this?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I said, I said, why do you want to so
like you hate me on the radio? She goes grow up?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I was like, I was like, why do you think
she sounds like she hates you on the radio?
Speaker 5 (13:36):
If you go back and listen to it, I said.
On the first time we called her, I said, hey,
I love you. She goes, love you too.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I guess she did emphathetically say she loves me more.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, I know it's I was like, what is that about.
She goes, it's radio.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Day, because that's what you tell people.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I was like, what do you do?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
She was like, grow up, get over it?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Almost entertainment.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I was like, I was like, you don't even like
working like entertainment stuff. She goes, yeah, But when I
got it, I work it.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I was like, are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What's so funny is if other people in your life
get mad at stuff that you say, you're like, it's radio,
get over it.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
But but for me, and she hates like entertainment, she
hates being the face of stuff. She hates being like
in public. But she used it perfectly, and I went,
are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
A baby?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Get over it.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I didn't really care that much until she said that.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Then't care because I was doing it until like now,
like like tick her off a little bit. She were
really upset, you're gonna stop? And I was gonna like
tick her off about it, like just poker.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
The bear, And then she turned it around. That's what
you get I did, does it what.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
If I one day get your girlfriend to come in
and be the co host and fill in for you,
like when I'm out.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah, I don't think she would. I'll be honest with you.
I don't think she would.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
If she would, would you be okay with it?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I don't know. I feel like I'd get a lot
more secrets coming out. I don't eat out.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Producer Blake's a little little worried. Call the show. Do
you ever get in an argument with your spouse over
your job?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Times?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I hate three three five oh one. BAMA is the number.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I'd say three thirty five oh one two two six two.
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand, I
hate three three five oh one, Bama is the number
to call the show. Kelsey, good morning. Have you and
your spouse ever gotten in a fight over your job?
Speaker 5 (15:47):
So this is a true story.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I work in education.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
We've talked a couple of times, actually, okay, and we
are working in education.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I work in.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Special education and my job can sometimes be very hostile.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Okay. And my husband got so mad at me one
day because the kids bit me, And he said, is
that a icky? What do you think?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
You're new and hanging out the teacher's lounge with the principal.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Well, I mean you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
It has happened before in the past with some people.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
They meet people at the school and stuff happens.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I mean, you hear about it all the time.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
About we're getting fired coming.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Who was your husband jealous of at the school? Was
there like a hot coach? Was a football coach hot?
It wasn't even a specific person.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It was really just like a blanket.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Well did he ever finally realize it was bite marks?
Speaker 9 (16:53):
Yeah, like twenty two seconds later when I told him,
I know I got bit by one of my demon children.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Well, thank you for what you do.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
We're giving away cash to teachers if you need to
sign up for money for your classroom. Yeah, we actually
we do because fun tat Alabama State teachers don't get
any of their money.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
I'm still halfway through the year.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Oh we know. Well, this has been sponsored by Wine's
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Speaker 5 (17:25):
Well, I will do that as soon as I get
to the school, because that's where I'm headed.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
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