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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
through the Alabama show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm so ready for Halloween.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
What's already got you excited this morning?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm so ready. I went to Tractors Applay yesterday and
they had all the Halloween decorations out, and they had
a new one. And it's an egg carton. When he
pushed the button a little, maybe skeleton chicks jump up
and go beep beat. Maybe they got cool Halloween. I
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can't wait to put it. Go buy all of them,
put them all up.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh man, that's all.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'll probably put it in the studio. I had great
decoration for in here.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Well, I mean great ist objective. I would say I
would great. Yeah, I wouldn't say it's going to be
great because I'm going going to here is b be
be be be be beep.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, we already have that.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Enough of your animals you bring in by themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
What do we need?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We don't need it, we need it all.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm so ready for all the Halloween decorations. I don't
want it anyway. Good morning, Thank you for listening to
the show. Happy hump Day. We got all kinds of
fun stuff on the way, so call in anytime, if
you're ready for Halloween too. Eight three three five O
one and BAMA is the number. It's what the hell headlines?
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
On the Alabama Show, a man's plane keeps getting stolen, repaired,
and returned.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, so what's going on?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
So a man in California keeps getting his plane stolen?
It gets taken for a joy ride.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Who knows how to fight?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Don't know how to.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Fly out planes?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay? Too many?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
And then it keeps getting returned. But the weird thing
is there's more repairs on it. Time listen to this.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I was just parked out in the tarmac unoccupied, and
in fact it had a chain from the airplane down
to the bolt on the ground. Okay, but also I
need to be friends with these people who have planes,
because oh my gosh, shory ride time.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Super Easy Trivia with the Yella Mamma Show.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Eight three thirty five O one, Bamas the number to
call the show and play super Easy Trivia. Samantha, good morning,
What are you doing right now?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Get guess I'm ready for work?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Where do you work? What do you do? It's a
high school? My teacher, girl? How has this week been
back to school?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Horrible?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's just different now and the kids, I guess it's
hor or about you know, the no phones and everything
else and the new rules and everything.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
How would they ever survive? Let's play Super Easy Trivia
to win tickets to Pitt Bull. You ready, I'm ready,
all right, Samantha. Question number one, where is Disney World located?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Or Land up, Florida?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Good job? Next question, and you can always use producer
Blake as your lifeline if you need him. What mythical
creature looks like a horse and has a horn? No
use producer Blake, Blake.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's gonna be a unicorn.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Good job. Oh, next one for the wind submitta? How
many stars are on the American flag? Oh? Lord, I
should know this, Blake? You out about and after our teacher,
come on, stars on the American flag? How many? Blake?
There's fifty fifty fifty states, fifty stars.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I was like, I'm gonna bear it from my bill.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Submit that you want Super Easy Trivia? Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
It's three things you need to know you that's the
Alabama Shaw.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Alabama is finally officially for the first time ever, getting
it's very first Ikea. Have you ever shopped at an Ikea?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I have not.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Man, I love Ikea. I used to shop there all
the time. You're gonna end up having to put together
a lot of furniture, but they have the coolest stuff.
It's going to be in Huntsville University Place shopping Center.
It is set to open in early twenty twenty six.
Until then, the closest Ikea stores are in Memphis in Atlanta.
But we're getting one real soon. Can't wait. Diddy is
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filing a hundred million dollar law suit for defamation with
information what. He's suing Next Star Media and two individuals,
Courtney Burgess and her attorney for defamation. They are saying
in the lawsuit that the defendants fabricated outrageous lies about
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Combs for profit and that news station, which is owned
by next Star, provided a platform for them to lie
about Combs for profit. He's suing for one hundred million
dollars and demanding a jury trial. Could you imagine being
a jury on that trial. They're gonna be like, come on, dude, really.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, throw this one out. I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Let it go.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Anyway. He's set to be sentenced October, coming we finally
know what Grimace actually is for McDonald's the purple blob
you know I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Is he a big toe?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's a good guess. People have been guessing for decades
what he is. They've saw alien milkshake blob or apparently
producer Blake big toe. No, this is what he is.
Confirmed by McDonald's. He is a giant anthrow morphic taste
bud anthrops.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
A taste bud that I've heard that before, but it
never sticks.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I never think that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's confirmed. They confirmed it this week. He is officially
a taste bud and now we can all stop guessing
the world will always know. Grimace asked three things you
need to know more at The Alabama Show dot.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Com The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Good morning, Harper. What's your issue for Ask Alabama? Hey,
my boyfriend is stalking Jig. I know.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
That's why we do ask Alabama because we try to
help you out if you have relationship drama, dating drama,
whatever it is. Eight three three five oh one, Bama
is the number. How do you know your boyfriend's stalking
his ex? What happened?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
So I've been dating this guy for a while, and
you know, things are getting a little bit serious, like
we're talking about moving in together.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
And so the other day we went out to eat
and he had his Facebook open, and so, you know,
knowing me, I'm gonna, you know, look and see if
I could see his search history, and it literally pulled
up his ex girlfriend's new boyfriends. Wait, like, in this
search history on Facebook, on your boyfriend's mixtbook, he is
not looking up his ex girlfriend. He's looking up his
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ex girlfriend's boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
His girlfriend's new boyfriend was one of the first people
when I pressed the search button.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Eh, did you say sounding town? Are you kidding me?
Like my heart dropped.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I confronted him about it, and he told me that,
like I'm crazy, and he tried to gas like me
and he was like, why are you looking at my history?
Like you're just being nosy? But it was literally right
in front of me. How did you know that the
guy was his ex girlfriend's new boyfriend. How do you
know that's who it was?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Come on, now, you know I creeped on his ex
as social media stage four.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And I know that is her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
For exact So you're creeping. Yeah, but it's different. I'm
not creeping like he's creeping, like I didn't have a
relationship with a girl. Okay, I just you know, I
need to know if this is like a red flag blake.
What do you think?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No, he's just carry as a like look, it's like
a it's weird, you know. It's guy's mind. It's competition.
It's like, I'm not I'm not interested in my ex.
I would like to know who she moved on to.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Is he better or worse than that?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Why is that? Why should it matter if you're with
somebody knew? Shouldn't you be in love with your new
boo and only focused on her?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
You're fully in love with that person, but you do
in buckets. It's the caveman mentality.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You got to know? Are you better than that?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I think that's weird. How would you feel if your
girlfriend was looking up her ex boyfriend's new girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Well, that's women like to do a little bit of
you know, stalking, as you say, But guys do the
same thing. But we're we're measuring up to the other person.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Be like, am I.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Better call the show? Have you ever dealt with this?
Do you think this is a red flag. I think
it's weird. I think if he's still looking up what's
going on in his ex's life, I think he's still
interested in her. Eight three three five oh one BAMA
is the number that's eight three three five oh one
two two six two The.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
to call the show. Andrew, good morning. Do you think
it's weird that Harper's boyfriend is creeping his ex girlfriend's
new boyfriend on Facebook?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yes, that's very weird.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
That means he sees him in some kind of competition.
That's like, yeah, he shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
He shouldn't care if he's completely done with that egg.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
So you're not worried about them, their family or their hobbies.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, it's a competition thing. The guys do it to
test out what they are up again.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Why do you even care? You're not up against him.
They're broken up. He's got a whole new girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
There's always a chance.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, okay, he's looking for the possibilities in case they
don't work out with this new girl, Harper, That's what
I said. I think that it's a red flag Andrew,
thank you, Yes, ma'am, agree with you? Eight three three
five one BAMA is the number to call the show.
Good morning, Cameron. Is it weird that Harper's boyfriend's creeping
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his ex girlfriend's boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Honestly, she's throwing up bigger red flags creeping First, How
are you going to accuse somebody after you've perpetrated the same?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Max? We need to know.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
How can you do that?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
We just do. We didn't say it makes sense. We
just say it's what we did. We call you doing
something you should have been doing while we were doing
something we shouldn't have been doing.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Right, So why are we I don't know. That seems
very hypocritical slash double standard, slash.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I'm surprised she's not single with eighteen cats.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You sound like a guy who gets busted a lot
and says it's it's the other person's fault, it's you're
trying to deflect from the you're deflecting. You do something wrong,
and you need to be held responsible.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
No, I just don't care who my wife was with
before I was with her, because he's not relevant or
pertinent to our life in any capacity at all.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Neither really he's creeping. He's the guy looking. But she
wouldn't have known who she was creeping.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
She's looking Cameron.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
She's just as guilty.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
You can't hold him to a standard.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
She's not ill to.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Cameron, you're bringing logic into a fight you can't win.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I don't need logic.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It's three things.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You need to know them. We do have a lane
closure on I sixty five today. If you are traveling
north towards U A B playing a different route because
they're going to repair the I sixty five northbound bridge
over Sixteenth Avenue South, I just go a different way
or you're gonna be stuck in traffic. Did you see
Joe Jonas accidentally let it slip that they are going
(11:21):
to be doing Camp Rock three?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
This just dropped yesterday and it's already going crazy.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So he did an appearance with his brothers on Hot
Ones Verses and listen to what happened. Read your last
NOTESEP entry out loud, Oh reed, Camp Rock three award?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Okay, pretty good, that's a pretty good one.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
That's literally here's people were already speculating too, because he
had a reunion with Demmy Levado, So everybody's going crazy
if they did.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
A stage thing together, so now it has to be happy.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yep, whoops. And for the first time in twenty years ever,
Taco Bell introducing a new Baha Blast flavor.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
How are you introducing a new Baha Blast from Baja
Blast is its own flavor?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Because they just if they made a new flavor, it's
its twenty first birthday. They're celebrating it. So it's going
to be called the New Baha Midnight. It basically kind
of adds a little bit of a passion fruit flavor
to the already Baja Blast and it's a pretty purple
color and it's being added to the permanent menu. It's
not going to be temporary. It's going to be at
Taco Bell forever.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And they're really passionate about this one.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Huh they are. I see what you did there? That's sweet.
Things you need to know more at the Alabama Show
dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
The Alabama Show Fun to Men, It's amazing free on
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Here's a good news story for you. And if you
ever want to share good news, call the show eight
three three five oh one. Bama. Are you ready for
the Greatest news story of all time? What you got
a Texas chicken is the world's oldest chicken at fourteen
years old.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I'm gonna this is that might be the first time
I'm impressed with an animal story.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
That's a woman's pet chicken named Pearl, the oldest living
chicken by Guinness World Records fourteen years old and fourteen
years and sixty nine days. Who gels the days they do?
Because it's an impressive Apparently if you're wondering the breed,
it's an Easter egger hen and most of them typically
live five to eight years, So fourteen years she's like double.
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She doubled the odds.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
She is still alive today.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, she's still alive today. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I know, but I that is crazy. What if it
goes longer.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Here's some things about Pearl. Pearl enjoys spending time in
the family's laundry room and watching TV. She also gets
along well with the family's elderly cat and new kitten.
Does she still lays eggs.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
She still lays eggs, and she sells up my grandfather.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
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Speaker 2 (14:05):
I got the funniest comment on TikTok yesterday, and I
was like, we're going to do this on the show tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
What was the comment about.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
By the way, thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
I'm Alabama with Producer Blake. That's me and a girl
commented on one of my videos and she goes, Honestly,
I'm just trying to compute your face with your voice
because I've only ever heard you on the radio for
the past four years and never seen what you looked
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like until now my TikTok message has shown up on
her for you page and I laughed and I was like,
I want to know what she thought I looked like.
And then we get this from a lot of people.
There's a lot of people sometimes who will meet Producer
Blake and I in person and they'll be like, you
look nothing like I thought you looked.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
It's so funny too, the way they describe us.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
So we're gonna let you call in if you've ever
if you've never seen us, guess what you think we
look like. And if you've seen this, you can tell
us what you thought we looked like before. But we're
gonna play the game here. I'm gonna just close my
eyes and describe what I think Producer Blake looks like
while talking, says, say some words and I'll imagine what
you look like.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Okay, one weekend in the summer.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
You sound like your college kid.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Okay, and I went maybe.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Some male pattern balding early. Of course, I bet you
wear tube socks like knee socks.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Okay, so you're saying.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Middle aged, okay, Okay, Okay, Now you close your eyes
and guess what what do? What? Do I sound like?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I look like tay? Give me as soon as that
doesn't deal with animals.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Thank you for listening to The Alabama Show. I am
a morning show radio her hosts, Do you sound like.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
A milk No, you sound like a lady with issues?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Sound like a lady? What issues?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
You sound like? You're getting older as you.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Talk all the show while we're still here. If you
want to.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Guess what we look like, Chambernette.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Eight three three five O one Bama is the number.
That's eight three thirty five I one two two sixty two.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
See Alabama Show on demand. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Eight three three five I one Bama is the number
to call the show Stephanie, good morning. Are you calling
to guests what Producer Blake and I look like? Well,
I know what you look like. Well, let's tell you
what I thought you looked like. I thought you had
blonde hair for sure, Okay, heard that before. What'd you
think Producer Blake looked like? Blake? I knew. I knew
Blake was gonna Haveline here, but I didn't think you'd
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have all that facial hair.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
So you thought I was ball faced?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah? I thought you're ballfaceed bro Bro love you, Stephanie,
I love you. Guys.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
So we're playing a game of what do you think
we look like? Based on our voices? Because a girl
commented on TikTok yesterday and was like, I can't compute
your face with your voice. I've never seen what you
look like until now, and so we've gotten a lot
of funny things. What are some things people have told
you they think you look like?
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Uh, instead of me bald, inc people think I actually
sound bald.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I wear they think they think I wear overalls.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Wearing overalls right now? Literally?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
And they say I'm not built, but I'm not not built.
I was like, I don't know what that means. And
then I get a few others, but I'm not going
to say those.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Producer Blake kind of looks a little bit like Luke Comb's. Yeah,
with a big with a bushy or beard and more
Halaian hair and Hawaiian people. I've heard a lot of
people have told me they thought I had blonde hair.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I could see it.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Like the thing is, don't Bernette, No, you do. I
I can see that being Okay, what do I look like?
I said, do you look like Lukecomb? So you'd be nice?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
So you'd be nice? Who would be close to you?
Katy Perry with a different facial features?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeahferent face.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Yeah, Like I don't know, Like you don't have a
look alike in the industry.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Here's what you can do. You can come see what
we look like and hang out with us behind the scenes.
We're on TikTok Live right now. Go follow Alabama Radio.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Hey, we're done, Go enjoy the rest of your day.
Also more chances to win one thousand dollars and a
trip to Vegas to our iHeartRadio Music Festival. Are on
the way, so keep listening for that and we'll see
you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.