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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Are you fur to snakes?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What other fears do you have? Do you have any phobias?
I don't know if I want to tell you.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
What's the thing you're scared of the most?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Are you claustrobic? No? Are you trying to good ideas
being lost in the woods?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Rats? No, what what scares you the most? Let me
in your head. That's a that's a loaded question. I
don't know what I'm most afraid of. What are you
not like? If you saw something at your house? What
would make you burn it down? A dentist? Okay? Needles? Okay?
(00:58):
I think I think those two are the holidays that
are like but also snakes.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
I don't like snakes. I prefer not to be around them. Okay,
but not like a fear. It's just more I don't
want to touch that. It's a no probe.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, that's all I needed to know. You are like
coming at me way too early. Happy Monday. Halloween season
is upon us. We've got a whole we can wait.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I don't know if you know this, but I will
love spooky season.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I believe you. I don't know if you know this
about me either. I love pranking people. Oh we can
prank each other now? Is it officially the season?
Speaker 7 (01:42):
It's always the season? But yeah, yes, good morning, Happy Monday.
No pranks on the show yet today, but all the
way six fifty and eight fifty.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
What the hell headlines? Crazy thinks people are doing in
the news. And if you have goodneys calling in chair
eight three thirty five O one Bama is the number?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Good morning stuff?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
On the Alabama Show, Volkswagen is charging a monthly fee
to make their cars go faster.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Why you tell me?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I've got to subscribe to my Driving now.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yes, it's a monthly fee for their electric cars where
people have to pay extra to unlock the full horse
power right now. They're only doing it in the UK
and you get about fifteen percent more horsepower for.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Twenty two dollars a month. That is what?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Why super easy trivia with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Good morning, Nicole? What are you doing right now? I'm
head to work. Where do you work? What do you do?
Speaker 8 (02:41):
I'm a nerd.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You sound like you are not ready for this Monday.
I work the weekend, so it's not touch to be
my monday.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh girl, all right, well let's get you through this morning.
Do you want to play super easy trivia and win tickets?
I do. Let's send you to beIN Rector. Question number one,
and you can always use producer Blake as your lifeline.
Who is Simba's dad?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh no?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
In the Lion King there's a whole new movie named
after him now in the Lion King series, mufassa.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Lufasa, lufasa lufasa. So producer Blake, all right.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
I almost use my lifeline.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Thank goodness you did not. Yeah girl, we got you. Okay,
Next question? What color is spinach?
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Great?
Speaker 8 (03:31):
Great?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Would be it?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
In last one? For the wind? What color are the
spots on a lightybug?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Black?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Good job?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Don't wanna call it what she won? You want tickets
to pin Rector?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Thank you so much. It's three things you need to know,
you yellow.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
There's any text Mex restaurant opening in Irondale. They're actually
open out so you can go enjoy. It's called El Patron.
In the Cahaba Crossing Center, they've got Nacho's Burritos enchiladas tacos.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And so so much more.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
So, go enjoy your text mix the next time you
want to tell your wife or your girlfriend, Producer Blake
that you love her, clean the house. More than half
of Americans say that cleaning is their love language.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Absolutely, it's mine.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
People consider someone else cleaning the house for them as
an act of love, and nearly two and three people
admit that they have been turned off by someone's messy
home and ended a relationship over it.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I mean that's possible. I just hate the cleaning aspect.
Is your room dirty not dirty?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Just can you take a picture today and send it
to me without clean?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm just curious.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Fans think that Taylor Swift is dropping super Bowl halftime
show clues.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Have you seen this? You think they're they think that
she's going to perform halftime.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
When she was on her boyfriend Travis Kelsey's podcast, here
are some of the things she said. She said she
had an obsession with making sourdough, which could be a
reference to the forty nine ers mascot sourdough Sam. She
also repeated mentions of the number forty seven, which was
the forty seventh stop on her error Era's tour, which
(05:23):
is where the super Bowl is going to be played.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Out this year, and she made this comment, I'm really.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Talking about bread sixty percent of the time, and the
upcoming super Bowl is the sixtieth.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
She does this though, like she drops in little hints.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
I think the fans are taking a little bit too
much inspiration here.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Okay, we're gonna make a bet right now. I bet
you one hundred dollars. Taylor's me, I'll bet you.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, I get to do I get to make you
do whatever I want on the show if I win,
all right, and vice versa. All right, all right, there
we go our bit. Tyler Swift perform and halftime. And
that's three things you need to know. That is more
at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Good morning, Chris. What's your issue for ask Alabama?
Speaker 10 (06:13):
My wife's best friend kiss me?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh no, that is why we do ask Alabama.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
We try to help with all the issues dating drama,
relationship drama, in laws and even if your wife's best
friend kisses you.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
So it happened on Friday, and I don't know.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
I haven't told my wife yet. Because I just don't
know what to say be my wife's best friend. She
needed someone to pick up her three year old from
daycare to a single mom, and my wife couldn't do it,
so I just I offered for her, and so I
picked up the kid and then.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
She came to our house to pick him up, okay,
and she was.
Speaker 10 (06:54):
Looking tired, she was exhausted. So I helped pack the
kids stuff up.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
I carried him to the.
Speaker 10 (07:01):
Car okay, and she started crying and uh, telling me
about how bad her day was.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
It did get a little awkward she was crying, so
I like patted her on the head and awkward. Okay,
she just looked up and kissed me. And by the
time that I really did like process what was going on? Uh,
she had already pulled away and drove off.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Did you did you kiss back or did you just
stand there while she was kissing you with your mouth
like open?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
No?
Speaker 9 (07:38):
I did not kiss her back.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
No.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I was very confused.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
I was shot shrinks.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
What are you are you going to tell your wife?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I don't know, Like, I don't know if if she's
going to tell my wife, Like, I don't know. Uh,
I feel like I should, but like it feels like
it will sound like an excuse.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I don't know, it sounds like I'm making it up.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
But producer blake me think, would you tell your wife
that her best friend kissed you if you were married.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
I've got to beat the friend of the punch. I'm
gonna do it and be like, look, I'm gonna let
you know now she kissed me.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I did not kiss back.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Please please understand this is and if you want to
defend or go for it, but I would make sure.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You beat her to the punch. I say, don't do it.
I say, don't tell her because the friend's not gonna.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Tell on herself, and that is going to cause issues
with her and her friend and they're gonna resent you.
Like at some point, your wife is going to get
mad at you.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
For losing her friend, because she's gonna be like, well,
what did you do to encourage this?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
What?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Where was the end you must have florded with her? First?
Oh eight three thirty five oh one BAMA is the number?
Call the show? What do you think should Chris tell
his wife that her best friend kissed him? That's eight
three thirty five oh one two two sixty.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Eight three thirty five one BAMA is the number to
call the show Kelly, Good Morning.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Does Chris tell his wife that her best friend, when she.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Was upset, kissed him even though he didn't kiss her back,
and she panicked and left.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
He and the best friend need to get together and say, look,
that never happened, right, to make sure that the other
one doesn't beat the other one to the punch, because I.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Do think if it was a lapse of judgment and
she was crying and upset, I do think she realized like,
oh this is bad, and he does not need to
ruin that friendship for his wife.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
I agree, under the circumstances, I don't think it's worth it.
You got to pick your battles, but I would make
sure that she's not going to say anything either.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You got any secrets like that you've been keeping?
Speaker 10 (09:46):
No boss.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
It was the connection that was the connection that made
it a long plot.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
It never happened exactly, Dodge and well, Kelly dodging.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
We Kelly, have a good day.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I love y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Bite eight three three five one BAMA is the number
to call the show. Good morning. Who's this?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Hey, this is big, big What do you think does
Chris tell his wife that her best friend kissed him?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Well, it sounds like she was distraught and she was
just thankful, so she kissed him. If it wasn't a
long kiss, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It's long. How many seconds does it become a long kiss?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, you can do it, and that's that's enough. But
if that's more than that and you got your mouth
open and all that kind of stepped in, you know,
keep it a secret, don't say anything.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I think this one was at least four seconds, so
not but you knew that. Yeah, it was more like
a point.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
On the Alabama Show, there is now.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
A surrogate pregnancy robot that can deliver babies. Why hold
on a second. This is the future. This is so
crazy that how does that work? It's being developed in
China right now.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Scientists are making the world's first pregnancy robot capable of
carrying a baby to term and giving birth. And what's
crazy is the baby bump in the robot.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
It's like it's clear, it's see through. It's like one
of those glass Thomps so you can watch the baby
grow inside of the robot. It's so weird that I'm
scared of it.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
A prototype is going to be released next year for
one hundred thousand dos.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Why it's three things you need to know.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
There's a Birmingham based boxing gym coming to Hoover Battle
Republic at the Summit. It's relocating to Stadium Trace Village
this year. It's going to be next to a new
urban cook house, so you can go box and then you.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Can go eat. Sounds good, I'm in. We're already ready
for the hell aween things you know.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Kit Kat last week dropped a Dracula shaped Kitcat bar.
Now there's a new keebler Spooky Fudge Stripes cookies.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Just in time for Halloween limited edition. It's got the
chocolate fudge.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
And it's spooky and it's good yees spooky. I already
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Speaker 2 (12:43):
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So do it now.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
That's sweet. Things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I need you to write a jingle. It's good news time,
good news, good news, something right now, no like later on. Okay,
we won't kick this off. We love to share what's awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
In the world.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
And if you have good news, called the show. Eight
three thirty five x one. Bama is the number. Here's
today's story. A mechanic in Minnesota was working on a
twenty fifteen four to SUV. He found a wallet that
an assembly line worker had left in the car eleven
years ago. What I got lost his wallet in a
car eleven years ago. Somebody found it. Richard is his name.
(13:31):
He's retired now, but he still remembers the day his
wallet went missing.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Because you lose all your money and all your stuff.
Listen to this. So my guess was sitting up in
here somewhere, just sitting there for the right move.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
That little hole right here.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That's where the wallet was sitting on top that hole.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Is this your wallet?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
First thing I said was did you find it in
a car?
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I would have never never figured in a million years
and that would still be there.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Could you imagine losing your wallet in a car in
an assembly line.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
All look the same. There ain't no way figure out
where it is. That and you hear is this your
a little gretsive? Do you think his cash was still
in there?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I bet it was anyway, That's what's awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
is on demand.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I gotta tell the world what Producer Blake did. You
don't know? I know this story. Thanks for listening to
the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with producer Blake. I'm producer Blake.
You know what I think you do? You need the interrogation?
What did you do on Friday? What was it Friday?
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You got a haircut? Who cut your hair?
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Your friends?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Who also does my hair? Is correct?
Speaker 9 (14:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
When he went in and he sat down and she
looked at you and said what are we doing today?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
What?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What was your response? I said, make it sexy. You
didn't even say that she said, you said one word.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
She said, you sat down.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
She said, what are we doing today? And he went sexy,
what's wrong with me?
Speaker 6 (15:21):
I had to set the moment. I just set the
moon right there when I wanted, and she made a happen.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
This is the first time I leat producer Blake go
hang out with my best friend without my supervision.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
She called me. She goes, he's really funny.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
She said.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
There is another guy in a chair next to you
and he lost it.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Well he was.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
So I got in there and he was having a
really bad day and he goes, uh, he's sitting there
just going on about his day. And I start talking
to Andrew and she's like, so, what do you want.
I was like, sexy and he goes he starts dying laughing.
He goes, this dude's making my day a little bit better.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
So do you like your haircut?
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I love my haircut. Do you like your beard trim?
Did she trim your beard?
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Tea?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah she did.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Do you do not remember the fluff that was down
to like my dish, Now it's clean and upkept for
the next month.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Did you give her a good tip?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I did?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I feel like I gave her a pretty good tip.
I'm not sure the tip ten dollars. Oh, yeah, that's
pretty good.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I showed appreciation where it was due.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
And she's given me, given me one of the best
haircuts I've ever gotten, really as an adult.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to tell her that we've got
that recorded. I'm gonna send her that. Well, don't let her.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
I don't let her hear before next time I give
a haircut, need to test it for a second.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
Try.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Anything else. What did you talk about in the chair?
She didn't tell me anything. She literally does keep whatever
her and her clients talk about to herself. It's like
a therapist.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Did you talk about me?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I think we Well, she told me to say your
real name and not your anything else. I'm not gonna
say anything else. Alabama is my real name.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
Yeah I know, but she said to use your middle name.
I was like, okay, but I got in told for that.
Then she said, man, you just say the most random stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I said. I said, yeah, I work in radio, and
the dude goes, I get it. I told her, I said,
welcome to my day. Every day.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Hey, look I didn't get told to leave, so I
feel like I did pretty good for myself.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
That's great anyway. And to the lady in the corner,
I was not.
Speaker 9 (17:31):
Hitting on you.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I am so sorry.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
What I can't call the show eight three three five
O one Bama is the number you were.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Listening to the Alabama show Man.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
I got to come back to this because you just
ended our whole segment when we ran out of time
onto a lady in a corner.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I'm not hitting on you. What happened at this line?
Speaker 6 (17:54):
So this lady brought in her like, I think sixteen
year old is my guest for a like to get
his haircut for date?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (18:01):
And she says something and she go I responded to him,
trying to help him out with his date.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
And she goes, oh, you're too you know you wouldn't
get it. I said no, I'm forty six, and she
goes oh, and.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
And she leans down and goes, how old are you really?
I told her my agent, I go stop ruining my
chances over here. The lady starts laughing and I go, oh,
that was a joke. But I think I've gotten in
farther than I needed.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
To on this.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Did she keep hitting on you while you're there? You're
turning red right now talking about this, Well, it was
because it was a it was an older lady.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
So it's like, oh, ladies love producer Blake, and producer
Blake loves his girlfriend who.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Is not an older lady.
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I was like, oh, I think I might have bitten
off more than I could. You here she we didn't continue.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Any more flirtatious talking, so I was like, I'm just
gonna stop talking to her.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So I turned back at Andrea, go, yeah, so I
want to do the three of the girl cutting her hair. Yes,
don't make it look that sexy out a little bit. Okay, Well,
well I'm glad you clarified.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah, but would you like to say anything to your
girlfriend who's probably listening.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Are you doing anything today after the show? I've got
some editing to do for the church. I go to
editing of what the sermons. I'm the new editor. I guess,
Oh this is great. Please get up and do a
sermon I have before. Anyway, we're done, Hey, you enjoy
the rest of your day.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
More chances to win a trip to our iHeartRadio Music
Festival are on the way, and we'll see you tomorrow
morning at six am.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.