August 29, 2023 • 29 mins
Alabama hands over the show to DJ New Era as part of his 'punishment' for parking in the Employee of the Month parking spot last week. Alabama has been hiding a purchase from her boo and we hear more about what people hide from their spouses. PLUS you can win a trip to our iHeart Radio Music Festival in 3 Things You NEED to Know HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Good morning. How you did
it? Wow? This is thefirst part of the show. That's easy
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just saying hello, I know hi, what's up of Alabama? How are
you? I'm nervous, so I'llreset it really quick and then I'm gonna
shut up and give you the floor. We're given era the show today.
Look, I was trying. Itried so hard to send to the digital
hub to get them to do youknow how the Alabama Show logo. I
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was trying to get them to xout Alabama and put new Era, the
new Era with the X of AlabamaShow, just for like, for this
for today. It would have beenfunny. That would have been dope,
because it's so if you missed itlast week d January parked in the Employee
of the month parking spot almost neededtoday. Are who's the employee of the
month? Though? Are you?No? I'm not. And so the
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boss was like, Alabama, punishhim, which I don't even think it's
punishment. I was like, thiswill make you earn employee of the month
because there's like a few more daysleft in August. This is your redeeming
thing. So I was like Ara'sgoing to run the show, Today's era
show. It's all yours today.So what'll we called the new era show?
Sure, it's yours. Whatever youwant to do with it. Good
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morning. How was your weekend?Alabama? It was good? What did
I do? What did you do? Uh? It was mighty quiet.
I watched a lot of scary movieswith the Boo. We watched all the
Conjuring and the Nune. Are youserious? We're ready for spooky season?
Oh, we gotta talk about Halloween. Spooky season? You watch ready?
All the Conjuring? Just a couple? What did you get out of it?
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Don't it crosses? Turn upside down? Run out of there? Do
you believe in ghosts? Yes?Okay, yes I do? Hell no.
My weekend was good. I wentto Orlando with my son and I
saw and it was off the chain. I saw. I saw you had
a turkey leg. Oh, yes, turkey leg was on point. People
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were taking pictures of me eating turkeyleg. Who was this black guy eating
this big old turkey leg? Letme take a picture of you. I
had a good time. That's good. It's good to be back. So
coming up next, Look at you. You're already teasing. I love it.
Coming up next, we are goingto play the World's Favorite Game.
Is an adult movie or a fingeralepolish color? Is it for your chance
to win tickets? Till Nickelback andBradley Gilbert Bradley Gilbert. Yeah, the
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Oak Mount amphitheater on September eighteenth,So if you want to play, yeah,
my teasing. Now, no,you're doing Yeah, that's getting on
the show eight three three five onedama, that's coming up next. I'm
so proud of you. You werelistening to Alabama in the Morning on demand
the greatest game in the world becausethere has got a foot fetish. I
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have a big foot fet he checksonto us to what you said that You
said it on the air. Yousaid it makes the mental connection. You
got to be more pacific women feeton Oh god, okay, oh my
god. It is an adult moviea fingering out polish color. Yeah,
this sounds so big. Here,just Alison, good morning, Good morning.
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Where are you calling from? GardendaleGarden? Gardendale Tractor Supplies my favorite.
Oh, that's where it's located.There's one in there. Yep,
we we went. We went inTractors of Wildlight three weeks ago got Bob
chickens, and then my little girltaught me in the fore more on.
Yes, because they're all on saleright now for two dollars and fifty cents.
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Oh what kind you get here?I have no idea. Bring Alabama
Chicken Place one. Well, they'reall cute when they're babies. I love
it. Oh my god, Alison, are you calling the play? Is
an adult movie or a finger outpolish? Yes? Yes, I see.
If you have what it takes towin these tickets, I'll be your
life today. So good luck.All right? You ready? Ready?
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Question one? Yank my doodle,you're not abolished? Yeah, you got
it right, yank my doodle.I need that one. Oh, this
is a great one to see ifyou get this one right. Cinderella,
Cinderelladilla, Sindrilla, sik oh godseeing Dorilla. Si? Yes you would,
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by the way, I saw that. Yes, I stop. You're
not supposed to be watching them.It was your New Year's resolution to quit
watching adult movies. Vacation Allison.Oh my god. Last question, Allison
got myself into a jam. Ihope that's not an adult movie? Right,
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got my Yes, you gotta right. That's gotta be like a great
color. Yes, and she woncongratulate. You need to go trick yourself
to a Pedicare you want to takeyou to see Nickelback and Bradley Gilbert September
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ninth, eighteen, September eighteenth.All right, thank you guys. It's
three things you need to know.By the way, if you're listening,
if you just turned on your radio. D January is running the show today
because last week you parked in theemployee parking spot. Employee of the month.
I've a great doing that, andI was like, this will help
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you earn it. It's your show, it's your three things. I'm done.
Let's go all right, your ourheart Radio Music Festivals coming to the
Tamable Arena in Las Vegas, Septembertwenty seconds through the twenty third. The
lineup is huge. We got foodFighters, Fallout Boys, hear Leewayne,
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Travis Scotts, all Out Boy,fall Out Boy. I say boys.
See there's more than one boy inthe band though, which I love.
Oh you wouldn't know it does sayTravis Scott is coming. Came around?
All right? Find out more informationon our website. Are we still giving
away? Yeah, we're giving awaytickets. We are. Yeah, we're
giving away a fly away. Well, yeah, you can fly there.
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Yeah, and it's it's it comeswith a thousand dollars cash, right,
yeah, in your hotel and yourflight's covered. Listen for the first keyword,
and I am how did I missthat? I'm just helping Anyboddy.
It's okay, you got it.That's what a co host does. We
help the host. All right,man switching jobs. Okay, all right,
this is what I'm the most excitedabout. Your Queues football game.
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With the weekest bag, I'm goingto be pulling up to various high schools
starting Monday through the whole month ofOctober. Is there a high school football
game on Monday? Well? StartingFriday Friday, Friday Friday Night. Are
you going to one this Friday?Yes? I will be at Wedes Friday.
The game that I will be attendingit's Oak Mound at Pelham's Mountain High
School. Yes, and I'm gonnabe doing hot. Mom, say hey
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to Era if you're a single mom, go find him, be like,
hey, I'm a single mom.Will you be the dad of my kids?
Earra wants more kids? Okay,don't do that if you might run
away, visit our station website formore information about that, The Alabama Show
dot com. Yes, because Iwill not. I want more kids.
All right, Labor Day is aroundthe corner, and I got the best
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times to drive starting Thursday through Monday. Because traffic is going to be best.
Everybody's gonna be road tripping to thebeach. Yes, right there,
you going. Gas prices is goingto be crazy. So it's a whole
list, So let's just start fromLet's just to start Thursday. The worst
time to drive on Thursday would befrom twelve am to eight pm. That's
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driving. That's all overnight. Who'swaking up at twelve am to go drive?
People going to the beach? Crazy? Friday. The worst time to
drive I bet it's in the afternoonafter work, eleven am, eleven to
nine pm. Everybody's getting out early. People are playing hooky on Friday right
now. The best time to driveon Friday is eleven am in the morning
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before eleven am early that morning.Saturday, I'm not gonna say all of
these. The worst time to driveSaturday will be ten am to four pm.
Sunday. Basically, traffic gets atan all time low, so you
can drive whenever on Sunday. Ohyeah, because they you have Monday off
exactly, it's gonna leave their vacationa day early and drive on Sunday.
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By the way, this information wasbrought to you by Triple A, which
is whom I use my insurance.By the way, you're not even getting
paid for that. Also, thebest time to go to Target is at
eight am on a Sunday morning wheneverybody's in church. You would know.
Yeah, home Depot opens at sixam. Right after I got a Starbucks
that opens at five am every morning. What's the best time to go to
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what's the name of this spot traffic? What is the track? The supply?
Tractor supply open to eight but nineam on Sundays. It's so sad
that I know this because we wakeup at four am during the week.
So Saturday and Sunday, I wakeup at six am and I have my
list of things that Whole Foods opensat seven am. I go to all
the places while everybody's still asleep.Okay, this is what I Just sit
back and let Alabama takeover more atthe Alabama Show dot Com catch off with
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Alabama in the morning on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Good morning, Who's this? Thisis Chris? Chris? What up?
Hey? I want to be oneof the first college of the New
Error Show. Yes, okay,So here's a fun fact. Chris used
to listen to me when I wason somebody else's show in Seattle, and
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he messaged me this weekend and said, I want you to be like Alabama
and give Vera a hard time.Don't look, Chris, we don't need
the hard times. We need thegood times. Buddy. Hey man,
the hard times led to the goodtimes. You'll find out. Look,
I just got off vacation, soso why would ya want me to come
here? Be fresh, need tobe ready to go. I don't want
to be stress look fresh and stressedthat that was run. But I don't
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want to be stressed out. Thatmeans like, oh, you're straight off
vacation, you just had your brakes. I'm still in beach mode. I
got I got faith in you,my man, you got here. I'm
going in beach mode too. I'mputting up, I'm putting my shoot,
my feet on the table. I'min vacation mode. Eras doing it.
There we go, Chris like that. You know, Chris, It's a
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lot of stuff that goes on behindthe scenes that nobody sees. It is
a tough job, buddy, Ibelieve any man, you got this catch
up on Alabama in the Morning,on the iHeart Radio Act or wherever you
listen to podcasts. It's kind oflike Freaky Friday today. It really is
de January is running the show.Thank you for listening to the formerly Alabama
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Show now known as de January Shaw. Is it really not known? Is
that for the entire remaining for today? Oh? I love I said,
I'm here panicking because this was erasEra's punishment quote unquote because he parked in
the employee of the month parking spotlast week and the boss was like,
Alabama, figure out something. Iwas like, Oh, you can run
the show. I'm going to takea break today. I'll do it again
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too. Okay, what are wetalking about? Right? So anyway,
Area is picking out everything that happenson the show. It's the new air
show, Good Morning Alabama. Money. We're talking about your story with your
boo when it comes to money andhiding things. What did you do over
the weekend? Okay, so Iwent shopping, and every freaking woman who
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wants to decorate their house for fallingHalloween was also there, and we were
in home goods fighting over the bestHalloween decorations. Hang on, I'm just
why fight? Oh that's a song. I'm in spooky season season. I
bought a bunch of Halloween decorations.It's not even September yet. So my
boyfriend and I also have been talkingabout money lately in finances because I haven't
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paid my power bill yet. Youhave it, Nope, I'll pay it
when we get paid on the thirtyfirst. No wonder why you shop for
Halloween. You need candles and hewas like, really do Then he's like,
oh you got a budget. Good, you gotta do this, blah
blah blah. Great advice. SoI went and got some Halloween decorations for
the mantle, a lot of them. I only pulled out a fields like,
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look, babe, I only spentlike thirty bucks. That's still too
much. I spent more than thirtybucks, which one is more powerful.
I hid all of the decorations inmy car and haven't brought them all into
the house yet, so he doesn'tyou'd being sneaky. Now you're being sneaky.
You know how much I actually spenton Halloween? Yes, at least
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one hundred and fifty dollars. That'sexactly how much I spent. Why do
you think I don't decorate my apartment. He doesn't listen to the show.
You're having to mean so much,but he's over here, like all,
we gotta get a bb gun toshoot the rat. That's a waste of
money. No, it's not whatever, because I feel like you need to
get rid of roads before you decorate. I don't care if you get me
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be guns. I know I'm notthe only person that does this. You
know what BB gun isn't need it. You can use that rat as a
prop for Halloween and when people comecheck a tree, they can see a
real life rat shot out. I'mbringing it to you on the show,
and I dad would be the dayI quit. I can do everything else,
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but come on Alabama. Call theshow. What's your last person that
you hear from your spouse? Callthe show eight three three five or one
Bama or it takes the keyword Alabamaand your message to three zero three eight
two. You're listening to Alabama inthe morning and demand. This is the
question I'm asking. We're starting it. By the way, DJ new Era
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is running the show right now.We have switched jobs and it is awesome,
and it's Halloween in the studio.Because this is terrifying. I love
it. We're talking about things thatyou buy. What's the last thing you
bought and lied to your spouse about? Because I've bought a bunch of Halloween
decorations. Yeah, hundred and fiftydollars the stuff. Don't say the price
again because my boyfriend's gonna listen.There's all the decorations are still in my
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car. I only brought in afew so that he wouldn't know what all
I got. You need him?But Kayla, what is something you have
from your spouse? Uh? Well, there's a live for my spouse hoping
you buy Halloween decorations? Well?What Halloween decorations? Yes, I'm not
the only one. Why does everybodyhide Halloween decorations? Like? What's the
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big deal? Why are guys alwaystelling us not to buy more skeletons for
the yard? Okay, see there'sa catch. My husband loves skulls,
so I will find the most ethnicskull Halloween decorations and I will use it
as regular decor. How much didyou spend on the Halloween decorations that Eli
der husband about? How much youspend on them? A something? Who
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needs power when you can buy skullsfor the pride yard for Halloween? Yeah?
See, I decorate our house inskulls and yeah, we're a unique
family. My girls sleep with thePenwise PlayN killo Oh girl, I need
to have an invite over there aPennywise. What you're going to sleep with
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the Pennywise clown? Yes, Iwould actually get me a clown. I
would lay right next to penny Wise. That's dope, you're gonna get murdered.
It's three things you need to know. So a few seconds off the
air, Eric goes, oh,spit my three things. Yeah, I'm
trying to gather him. It's somuch going on. I'm still trying to
find out what I was going tosay. By the way, spit was
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not the word he used. Ohit was not. Eric is I told
Aera to run the show today andit's all yours And he was like,
it's hard, isn't it? Comingup with everything that you have to talk
about for a day, and everybody'salways like, oh, your job is
easy. It's far from easy.All right, I'll shut up. Okay.
Three things you need to know?The iHeart Radio music Felt was going
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down in Las Vegas at the TMobile Arena September twenty second through the any
Third, your chance to win,Your chance to win is coming up.
Make sure you listen for the keyword. There you go. All right?
This show today, in my opinion, it's not the best. Is
that. The second thing you needto know because you didn't look up a
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news story and you forgot that.Okay, I forgot. You could have
talked about Bob Barker dying and howAdam Sandler did a post about him because
Bob Barker was on happy guilt tobeat up at him Sandler. That was
like iconic fights. I know.I'm still on vacation mode. IM Sorry.
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What's the third thing? Well,one of my favorite TV shows is
canceling after one season? Oh yeah, what is what's the show idol on
HBO? What's the idol? Youknow where host about the weekend people call
in and sing and do their thing. You've never heard of this? No,
because I can't afford HBO I'm onNetflix. Baby netslike baby A spokesperson
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tails a spokesperson spoke about it andsee it. The idol was one of
HBO's most proactive original programs with astrong audience response. Apparently it wasn't a
strong audience response. If they're cancelingit, they can't afford to pay the
weekend. I can't afford to keepit on the radio. Nobody is subscribing
to HBO Max. They're like AaronIs burned firestick, your jail broke firestick.
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You get paying for HBO Max.You just cost the weekend his job.
It cost him his job. You'renot paying for the HBO subscription that
he needs to make the money tomake that show go to a second season.
Technically, somebody is because I'm bombingoff of their HBO Max which is
using their account. But see I'mappointing it. I watch the price of
two for one. That's three thingsyou need to know more at the Alabama
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Show dot Com. Catch off withAlabama in the morning on the iHeart radio
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. What Sauce We do this every day?
Were you calling and give out yourgood news all the feel good stories,
positive stuff only Oh, what's yourwhat's awesome? I'm running the show
today and you're teaching me, Sothat's good because that's my What's awesome too
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is I'm getting to be like superlaid back and Aaron's doing the show and
I love it. Now all Ineed nays your salary? Oh God,
good morning? Is this? Hey? This is Kelly? How you doing
Kelly? I'm doing good? Howabout you? Well, I'm doing great.
I have a couple of what's awesome? Oh? Yes, what's your
what's awesome? All right? Firstof all, my daughter is got accepted
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into the pharmacy school at Sanford andshe starts fall at twenty twenty four.
That is big. That's a privatecollege too. Also, my best friend
went to pharmacy school at Sandford.You're about to be spending so much,
that's not what's a You're right aboutthat, yeah, but we're really excited
for she's got some scholarships and allkinds of great stuff here, and she'll
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make that money back being a pharmacist. My best friend makes so much money
absolutely, so she can take careof us when we get old. What's
the next onecond? What's my nextone? Is I just found out recently
that I can donate blood again.Yes, change the criteria because they can
test better now. So anybody thatwas excluded before it needs to double check
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and make sure they can okay,because let's here's a fun fact. Because
I could not donate blood because Ilived in an army base in Turkey in
the eighties, and so it makesme susceptible to mad cow disease. Really
true, that's what excluded me.So now you can do it. So
now I can go to as longas you didn't receive a blood transfusion while
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you were over there. Oh mygod, let's have a blood party and
let's all dress up like vampires andgo donate bloods. Well, we don't
have to dress up like vampires,but everybody go donate that can. I
love it. I started school yesterdayand I'm terrified. So great for we're
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praying for that's a great but it'sawesome. All right. Well, I
love y'all. D January. You'redoing a great job. Thank you.
You're listening to Alabama in the Morningon demand. Good morning, Hey,
it's been a journey this morning.Thank you for listening to what used to
be the Alabama Show. Today,it's the D January Show only for one
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day. Tomorrow we shall return tothe alabamachew Because doing your job has been
stressful. I hope that people arelistening that are like, man, I
wish my coworker could switch jobs withme. This was the thing Ara last
week parked in the Employee of theMonth parking spot correct and then the boss
cinetext and was like, figure outsomething for this offense. And I started
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laughing. I was like, Eara'sgonna run the show. Yeah, all
the stuff you could have did youpicked the words one. Everybody started laughing.
I've been getting messages. Hang on. Somebody messaged me on Instagram.
Chris said, has D January hadhis punishment yet? And then another Chris
goes, I want you to givehim such a hard time. Why people
want I don't get the hard timepart because everybody loves you. It's like
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having a kid sister or a kidbrother. You're like, you're like the
brother of all of Alabama, notjust me, Alabama the girl, but
Alabama the state, and everybody wantsto pick on their little brother. I
can appreciate that, but being alittle brother has been tough. I was
on vacation over the weekend and myson literally had to watch me panic trying
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to play playing a show. Thatwas the punishment, right. We sitting
pool side and he ordered all kindsof like margarite is like none alcoholic drinks
and he just kicked back with hisfeet up, eating chicken wings and he's
like, Dad, you're gonna eata burger. And I'm like, son,
I gotta come up with three things. He said, what's three things?
He said, I got three thingsfor you. I said, what
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is it? He said, chickenwings, drinks in the pool. What'd
you say to him? Son,you haven't seen hard work yet until you've
been on the Alabama Show, didyou? Did you say? Because this
is the conversation me and Era haveall the time off the air. Like
everybody's like, oh, being onthe radio is super easy. I'll pull
back the curtain for you. It'snot. And me and Earra after the
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show every day have conversations about what'sgoing on in our life. And sometimes
Era will be like, oh,let's talk about this, and I'll go,
well, what's the benefit for everyonelistening? Yeah? Did you say
that to your son? When hesaid talk about wings, And I said,
son, what's the funny in this? Like, where's the funny?
And you eating chicken wings literally everyday on the trip. He said,
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well, Dad, think about it. You have to pay that's the funny.
Oh my god, that's how youare to me all the time.
You go. Think about it,think about it. Hey, I don't
want this title now. I'm notready for it. I can honestly say
that I think you're doing really good. Though I think you are doing great.
You think that, but it's aboutwhat I feel because I'm used to
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everything being so clean and Chris andlike on point with me is like,
oh I gotta say this. OhI forgot to say that. Oh I
can't put that there. To me, that sounds like a train rag.
So call the show. Here's whatwe should do. Eight three three five
one BAMA is the number. Ifyou've been listening, call the show.
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Giva some encouragement, tell him howmuch you love him, Please tell him
how good he's doing. We won'tdo the punishment anymore after today. Today
it's done. I don't think it'sI think we're using the wrong term.
It's not punishment. This is youearning employee. Of the Month for September.
Like, I'm gonna vote for youto be the September employee of the
month. Now, Oh, I'llvote. You got my vote? You
really would do that? Yeah,I'll vote. When the email goes out,
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I will vote for you. Ihope I will call the show.
Eight three three five one Bama isthe number. Catch up with Alabama in
the morning on the iHeart Radio appor wherever you listen to podcasts. Good
morning, what's love you money?Good morning? I'm headed into training for
my new job. What's your newjob? I'm working at children's now.
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I used to work at a prisonand I'm working with kids now. Yes,
that's awesome, good job, Thankyou, thank you. But I
just wanted to call before I hitit in and say in your area,
you're doing a really good job.Do you'all know each other? This punishment
wasn't good enough? Actually, thispunishment was a little life. Thank you.
Do y'all know each other? Doy'all know each other in real life?
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You don't have y'all dated? No, we have not. Have you
ever been on a date? Howdoes this never been on a date at
all? Ever? And your wholelife in my whole life. Oh,
have y'all gone out to dinner?Have y'all hung out? We've hug out,
We've not. We haven't going outto dinner though. That's a date
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that is hanging out. Okay,this is your punishment right now, drilling
me right now? Yeah, howdid you meet a money in real life?
We met it a Little Donkey.She was a waitress at Little Donkey.
Oh is this the waitress that Iwas talking about about you? And
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it knows you? That's another person. Emani. Did Eric get your Instagram
and slide into your d MS?No? Actually I did. It's all
coming out now. God, I'mjust gonna stop before this gets more awkward.
But Colin, congrats on your newjob. Congrats your money, Thank
you, thank you. Thanks forlistening to Alabama in the Morning on demand.
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Good morning? Is this good morning? Chris? What up? Hey?
I got some show notes? Shownotes? Serious, Chris, Look
because I do this too. Thisis great you coaching me. Now,
bro, get through the notes.Tell them. Hey, I'm giving you
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the perspective from the man. Okay, rte me here to juices. So
I got three things you need toknow her right. Number one, nobody
outside of the room know how knowshow it is supposed to go. That
means that when you open your mouthon the bike, as far as I
know, that's how it's supposed togo. So if you get into three
things and you forget the second thingand you make something up on the spot,
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from my perspective, that's how youmet it the whole time. That
is the best advice I have everheard. I love that. Okay,
all right. The next one isthat the swoppy stuff is why you do
live radio. Right, you guysare doing a live show. If you
don't want to super polish everything,you know, round it off and everything.
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You can prerecord everything, but youdon't do that because there's value in
it. Sometimes the best stuff iswhen you're improvising, where you lose your
way, where you stumble around.Can you find something you never knew you
were going to find before. It'slike watching news anchors mess up live on
TV. It's the best sometimes.That's that's the best part of it.
Now, So embrace that. Ithought it was bad, but okay,
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I like this. I'm with IGrey and number three. With everything else
fails, you've got to remember yourd J new error, all right,
Chris, you sound like my coachfrom basketball at high school. It's good.
You know what does he do?What does he do it? Though?
I'm telling you okay, because you'reup there and wonder how can I
do it? Can I not doit? You know you got all this
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doubt in your head. Number One, you got to realize you look at
yourself in funhouse mirrors, write allthat doubt in your head. Everybody's got
that, So you can't look atyourself right. So you can't see yourself
right the same way you can't reallyhear yourself right because other people hear you
in a different way. So you'vegot to trust the people around you who
know what they're talking about. Yeah, go look at the picture of you
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your abs that you posted this weekendin Florida and just be like, yeah,
that's me. Take that. Takethat. I'm a bad boy.
Baby's motivation. You need to bemy motivation coach. So but let me
tell you, man. So Numberone, if I'm calling and as a
listener seeing you do it, youneed to trust that because I've been listening
every day, right, And thatwoman's sitting across from you right, what
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she's doing now is her dream,the dream that other people said she could
never do right, and now she'sdoing it. So do you think for
a second she's going to give youthe keys to her car if she thinks
you're going to drive it off theflip? I would hope not. That
is such a great point. Thatjust made my heart warm and fuzzy.
That's actually a really good point.So if she's seen and she's been on
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this a minute, you know,right, she's young, but still she
knows what she's doing. So shesays you can do it, and she's
given the keys to your car.That means you can do it. Chris,
I love you, man, Ilove you. That's like the motivation
of the day. Thank you inmy noteshow thank for having it's always thank
(28:47):
you you you two guys. Youare listening to Alabama in the mornings on
demand. It's time to get outof here. You sound the happiest right
now on the last men of thewhole show than you have all day.
It has been challenging today, Alabama. You did a good job. D
January. I would like to thinkso Era ran the show today and it
(29:10):
was great. I loved it.Anyway, Well, how do you listen
to the show. When we're gone. You can always listen to the podcast
at download the iHeart Radio app andsearch at the Alabama Show on demand and
go back and listen to anything thatyou may have missed. Good job.
I can see like your gears turningif you're going all crap, what's all
the information? I gotta say,it's so much, it's so much.
(29:33):
Anyway, we'll see you tomorrow.Peace. Thanks for listening to Alabama in
the Morning on demand.
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Good morning. How you did
it? Wow? This is thefirst part of the show. That's easy
(00:22):
just saying hello, I know hi, what's up of Alabama? How are
you? I'm nervous, so I'llreset it really quick and then I'm gonna
shut up and give you the floor. We're given era the show today.
Look, I was trying. Itried so hard to send to the digital
hub to get them to do youknow how the Alabama Show logo. I
(00:44):
was trying to get them to xout Alabama and put new Era, the
new Era with the X of AlabamaShow, just for like, for this
for today. It would have beenfunny. That would have been dope,
because it's so if you missed itlast week d January parked in the Employee
of the month parking spot almost neededtoday. Are who's the employee of the
month? Though? Are you?No? I'm not. And so the
(01:06):
boss was like, Alabama, punishhim, which I don't even think it's
punishment. I was like, thiswill make you earn employee of the month
because there's like a few more daysleft in August. This is your redeeming
thing. So I was like Ara'sgoing to run the show, Today's era
show. It's all yours today.So what'll we called the new era show?
Sure, it's yours. Whatever youwant to do with it. Good
(01:29):
morning. How was your weekend?Alabama? It was good? What did
I do? What did you do? Uh? It was mighty quiet.
I watched a lot of scary movieswith the Boo. We watched all the
Conjuring and the Nune. Are youserious? We're ready for spooky season?
Oh, we gotta talk about Halloween. Spooky season? You watch ready?
All the Conjuring? Just a couple? What did you get out of it?
(01:52):
Don't it crosses? Turn upside down? Run out of there? Do
you believe in ghosts? Yes?Okay, yes I do? Hell no.
My weekend was good. I wentto Orlando with my son and I
saw and it was off the chain. I saw. I saw you had
a turkey leg. Oh, yes, turkey leg was on point. People
(02:14):
were taking pictures of me eating turkeyleg. Who was this black guy eating
this big old turkey leg? Letme take a picture of you. I
had a good time. That's good. It's good to be back. So
coming up next, Look at you. You're already teasing. I love it.
Coming up next, we are goingto play the World's Favorite Game.
Is an adult movie or a fingeralepolish color? Is it for your chance
to win tickets? Till Nickelback andBradley Gilbert Bradley Gilbert. Yeah, the
(02:38):
Oak Mount amphitheater on September eighteenth,So if you want to play, yeah,
my teasing. Now, no,you're doing Yeah, that's getting on
the show eight three three five onedama, that's coming up next. I'm
so proud of you. You werelistening to Alabama in the Morning on demand
the greatest game in the world becausethere has got a foot fetish. I
(02:58):
have a big foot fet he checksonto us to what you said that You
said it on the air. Yousaid it makes the mental connection. You
got to be more pacific women feeton Oh god, okay, oh my
god. It is an adult moviea fingering out polish color. Yeah,
this sounds so big. Here,just Alison, good morning, Good morning.
(03:19):
Where are you calling from? GardendaleGarden? Gardendale Tractor Supplies my favorite.
Oh, that's where it's located.There's one in there. Yep,
we we went. We went inTractors of Wildlight three weeks ago got Bob
chickens, and then my little girltaught me in the fore more on.
Yes, because they're all on saleright now for two dollars and fifty cents.
(03:43):
Oh what kind you get here?I have no idea. Bring Alabama
Chicken Place one. Well, they'reall cute when they're babies. I love
it. Oh my god, Alison, are you calling the play? Is
an adult movie or a finger outpolish? Yes? Yes, I see.
If you have what it takes towin these tickets, I'll be your
life today. So good luck.All right? You ready? Ready?
(04:08):
Question one? Yank my doodle,you're not abolished? Yeah, you got
it right, yank my doodle.I need that one. Oh, this
is a great one to see ifyou get this one right. Cinderella,
Cinderelladilla, Sindrilla, sik oh godseeing Dorilla. Si? Yes you would,
(04:36):
by the way, I saw that. Yes, I stop. You're
not supposed to be watching them.It was your New Year's resolution to quit
watching adult movies. Vacation Allison.Oh my god. Last question, Allison
got myself into a jam. Ihope that's not an adult movie? Right,
(04:59):
got my Yes, you gotta right. That's gotta be like a great
color. Yes, and she woncongratulate. You need to go trick yourself
to a Pedicare you want to takeyou to see Nickelback and Bradley Gilbert September
(05:19):
ninth, eighteen, September eighteenth.All right, thank you guys. It's
three things you need to know.By the way, if you're listening,
if you just turned on your radio. D January is running the show today
because last week you parked in theemployee parking spot. Employee of the month.
I've a great doing that, andI was like, this will help
(05:39):
you earn it. It's your show, it's your three things. I'm done.
Let's go all right, your ourheart Radio Music Festivals coming to the
Tamable Arena in Las Vegas, Septembertwenty seconds through the twenty third. The
lineup is huge. We got foodFighters, Fallout Boys, hear Leewayne,
(06:00):
Travis Scotts, all Out Boy,fall Out Boy. I say boys.
See there's more than one boy inthe band though, which I love.
Oh you wouldn't know it does sayTravis Scott is coming. Came around?
All right? Find out more informationon our website. Are we still giving
away? Yeah, we're giving awaytickets. We are. Yeah, we're
giving away a fly away. Well, yeah, you can fly there.
(06:21):
Yeah, and it's it's it comeswith a thousand dollars cash, right,
yeah, in your hotel and yourflight's covered. Listen for the first keyword,
and I am how did I missthat? I'm just helping Anyboddy.
It's okay, you got it.That's what a co host does. We
help the host. All right,man switching jobs. Okay, all right,
this is what I'm the most excitedabout. Your Queues football game.
(06:43):
With the weekest bag, I'm goingto be pulling up to various high schools
starting Monday through the whole month ofOctober. Is there a high school football
game on Monday? Well? StartingFriday Friday, Friday Friday Night. Are
you going to one this Friday?Yes? I will be at Wedes Friday.
The game that I will be attendingit's Oak Mound at Pelham's Mountain High
School. Yes, and I'm gonnabe doing hot. Mom, say hey
(07:06):
to Era if you're a single mom, go find him, be like,
hey, I'm a single mom.Will you be the dad of my kids?
Earra wants more kids? Okay,don't do that if you might run
away, visit our station website formore information about that, The Alabama Show
dot com. Yes, because Iwill not. I want more kids.
All right, Labor Day is aroundthe corner, and I got the best
(07:30):
times to drive starting Thursday through Monday. Because traffic is going to be best.
Everybody's gonna be road tripping to thebeach. Yes, right there,
you going. Gas prices is goingto be crazy. So it's a whole
list, So let's just start fromLet's just to start Thursday. The worst
time to drive on Thursday would befrom twelve am to eight pm. That's
(07:51):
driving. That's all overnight. Who'swaking up at twelve am to go drive?
People going to the beach? Crazy? Friday. The worst time to
drive I bet it's in the afternoonafter work, eleven am, eleven to
nine pm. Everybody's getting out early. People are playing hooky on Friday right
now. The best time to driveon Friday is eleven am in the morning
(08:11):
before eleven am early that morning.Saturday, I'm not gonna say all of
these. The worst time to driveSaturday will be ten am to four pm.
Sunday. Basically, traffic gets atan all time low, so you
can drive whenever on Sunday. Ohyeah, because they you have Monday off
exactly, it's gonna leave their vacationa day early and drive on Sunday.
(08:33):
By the way, this information wasbrought to you by Triple A, which
is whom I use my insurance.By the way, you're not even getting
paid for that. Also, thebest time to go to Target is at
eight am on a Sunday morning wheneverybody's in church. You would know.
Yeah, home Depot opens at sixam. Right after I got a Starbucks
that opens at five am every morning. What's the best time to go to
(08:54):
what's the name of this spot traffic? What is the track? The supply?
Tractor supply open to eight but nineam on Sundays. It's so sad
that I know this because we wakeup at four am during the week.
So Saturday and Sunday, I wakeup at six am and I have my
list of things that Whole Foods opensat seven am. I go to all
the places while everybody's still asleep.Okay, this is what I Just sit
back and let Alabama takeover more atthe Alabama Show dot Com catch off with
(09:20):
Alabama in the morning on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Good morning, Who's this? Thisis Chris? Chris? What up?
Hey? I want to be oneof the first college of the New
Error Show. Yes, okay,So here's a fun fact. Chris used
to listen to me when I wason somebody else's show in Seattle, and
(09:41):
he messaged me this weekend and said, I want you to be like Alabama
and give Vera a hard time.Don't look, Chris, we don't need
the hard times. We need thegood times. Buddy. Hey man,
the hard times led to the goodtimes. You'll find out. Look,
I just got off vacation, soso why would ya want me to come
here? Be fresh, need tobe ready to go. I don't want
to be stress look fresh and stressedthat that was run. But I don't
(10:03):
want to be stressed out. Thatmeans like, oh, you're straight off
vacation, you just had your brakes. I'm still in beach mode. I
got I got faith in you,my man, you got here. I'm
going in beach mode too. I'mputting up, I'm putting my shoot,
my feet on the table. I'min vacation mode. Eras doing it.
There we go, Chris like that. You know, Chris, It's a
(10:24):
lot of stuff that goes on behindthe scenes that nobody sees. It is
a tough job, buddy, Ibelieve any man, you got this catch
up on Alabama in the Morning,on the iHeart Radio Act or wherever you
listen to podcasts. It's kind oflike Freaky Friday today. It really is
de January is running the show.Thank you for listening to the formerly Alabama
(10:46):
Show now known as de January Shaw. Is it really not known? Is
that for the entire remaining for today? Oh? I love I said,
I'm here panicking because this was erasEra's punishment quote unquote because he parked in
the employee of the month parking spotlast week and the boss was like,
Alabama, figure out something. Iwas like, Oh, you can run
the show. I'm going to takea break today. I'll do it again
(11:09):
too. Okay, what are wetalking about? Right? So anyway,
Area is picking out everything that happenson the show. It's the new air
show, Good Morning Alabama. Money. We're talking about your story with your
boo when it comes to money andhiding things. What did you do over
the weekend? Okay, so Iwent shopping, and every freaking woman who
(11:31):
wants to decorate their house for fallingHalloween was also there, and we were
in home goods fighting over the bestHalloween decorations. Hang on, I'm just
why fight? Oh that's a song. I'm in spooky season season. I
bought a bunch of Halloween decorations.It's not even September yet. So my
boyfriend and I also have been talkingabout money lately in finances because I haven't
(11:56):
paid my power bill yet. Youhave it, Nope, I'll pay it
when we get paid on the thirtyfirst. No wonder why you shop for
Halloween. You need candles and hewas like, really do Then he's like,
oh you got a budget. Good, you gotta do this, blah
blah blah. Great advice. SoI went and got some Halloween decorations for
the mantle, a lot of them. I only pulled out a fields like,
(12:18):
look, babe, I only spentlike thirty bucks. That's still too
much. I spent more than thirtybucks, which one is more powerful.
I hid all of the decorations inmy car and haven't brought them all into
the house yet, so he doesn'tyou'd being sneaky. Now you're being sneaky.
You know how much I actually spenton Halloween? Yes, at least
(12:39):
one hundred and fifty dollars. That'sexactly how much I spent. Why do
you think I don't decorate my apartment. He doesn't listen to the show.
You're having to mean so much,but he's over here, like all,
we gotta get a bb gun toshoot the rat. That's a waste of
money. No, it's not whatever, because I feel like you need to
get rid of roads before you decorate. I don't care if you get me
(13:00):
be guns. I know I'm notthe only person that does this. You
know what BB gun isn't need it. You can use that rat as a
prop for Halloween and when people comecheck a tree, they can see a
real life rat shot out. I'mbringing it to you on the show,
and I dad would be the dayI quit. I can do everything else,
(13:20):
but come on Alabama. Call theshow. What's your last person that
you hear from your spouse? Callthe show eight three three five or one
Bama or it takes the keyword Alabamaand your message to three zero three eight
two. You're listening to Alabama inthe morning and demand. This is the
question I'm asking. We're starting it. By the way, DJ new Era
(13:41):
is running the show right now.We have switched jobs and it is awesome,
and it's Halloween in the studio.Because this is terrifying. I love
it. We're talking about things thatyou buy. What's the last thing you
bought and lied to your spouse about? Because I've bought a bunch of Halloween
decorations. Yeah, hundred and fiftydollars the stuff. Don't say the price
again because my boyfriend's gonna listen.There's all the decorations are still in my
(14:05):
car. I only brought in afew so that he wouldn't know what all
I got. You need him?But Kayla, what is something you have
from your spouse? Uh? Well, there's a live for my spouse hoping
you buy Halloween decorations? Well?What Halloween decorations? Yes, I'm not
the only one. Why does everybodyhide Halloween decorations? Like? What's the
(14:30):
big deal? Why are guys alwaystelling us not to buy more skeletons for
the yard? Okay, see there'sa catch. My husband loves skulls,
so I will find the most ethnicskull Halloween decorations and I will use it
as regular decor. How much didyou spend on the Halloween decorations that Eli
der husband about? How much youspend on them? A something? Who
(14:50):
needs power when you can buy skullsfor the pride yard for Halloween? Yeah?
See, I decorate our house inskulls and yeah, we're a unique
family. My girls sleep with thePenwise PlayN killo Oh girl, I need
to have an invite over there aPennywise. What you're going to sleep with
(15:11):
the Pennywise clown? Yes, Iwould actually get me a clown. I
would lay right next to penny Wise. That's dope, you're gonna get murdered.
It's three things you need to know. So a few seconds off the
air, Eric goes, oh,spit my three things. Yeah, I'm
trying to gather him. It's somuch going on. I'm still trying to
find out what I was going tosay. By the way, spit was
(15:33):
not the word he used. Ohit was not. Eric is I told
Aera to run the show today andit's all yours And he was like,
it's hard, isn't it? Comingup with everything that you have to talk
about for a day, and everybody'salways like, oh, your job is
easy. It's far from easy.All right, I'll shut up. Okay.
Three things you need to know?The iHeart Radio music Felt was going
(15:54):
down in Las Vegas at the TMobile Arena September twenty second through the any
Third, your chance to win,Your chance to win is coming up.
Make sure you listen for the keyword. There you go. All right?
This show today, in my opinion, it's not the best. Is
that. The second thing you needto know because you didn't look up a
(16:18):
news story and you forgot that.Okay, I forgot. You could have
talked about Bob Barker dying and howAdam Sandler did a post about him because
Bob Barker was on happy guilt tobeat up at him Sandler. That was
like iconic fights. I know.I'm still on vacation mode. IM Sorry.
(16:38):
What's the third thing? Well,one of my favorite TV shows is
canceling after one season? Oh yeah, what is what's the show idol on
HBO? What's the idol? Youknow where host about the weekend people call
in and sing and do their thing. You've never heard of this? No,
because I can't afford HBO I'm onNetflix. Baby netslike baby A spokesperson
(17:02):
tails a spokesperson spoke about it andsee it. The idol was one of
HBO's most proactive original programs with astrong audience response. Apparently it wasn't a
strong audience response. If they're cancelingit, they can't afford to pay the
weekend. I can't afford to keepit on the radio. Nobody is subscribing
to HBO Max. They're like AaronIs burned firestick, your jail broke firestick.
(17:26):
You get paying for HBO Max.You just cost the weekend his job.
It cost him his job. You'renot paying for the HBO subscription that
he needs to make the money tomake that show go to a second season.
Technically, somebody is because I'm bombingoff of their HBO Max which is
using their account. But see I'mappointing it. I watch the price of
two for one. That's three thingsyou need to know more at the Alabama
(17:52):
Show dot Com. Catch off withAlabama in the morning on the iHeart radio
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. What Sauce We do this every day?
Were you calling and give out yourgood news all the feel good stories,
positive stuff only Oh, what's yourwhat's awesome? I'm running the show
today and you're teaching me, Sothat's good because that's my What's awesome too
(18:12):
is I'm getting to be like superlaid back and Aaron's doing the show and
I love it. Now all Ineed nays your salary? Oh God,
good morning? Is this? Hey? This is Kelly? How you doing
Kelly? I'm doing good? Howabout you? Well, I'm doing great.
I have a couple of what's awesome? Oh? Yes, what's your
what's awesome? All right? Firstof all, my daughter is got accepted
(18:36):
into the pharmacy school at Sanford andshe starts fall at twenty twenty four.
That is big. That's a privatecollege too. Also, my best friend
went to pharmacy school at Sandford.You're about to be spending so much,
that's not what's a You're right aboutthat, yeah, but we're really excited
for she's got some scholarships and allkinds of great stuff here, and she'll
(18:57):
make that money back being a pharmacist. My best friend makes so much money
absolutely, so she can take careof us when we get old. What's
the next onecond? What's my nextone? Is I just found out recently
that I can donate blood again.Yes, change the criteria because they can
test better now. So anybody thatwas excluded before it needs to double check
(19:19):
and make sure they can okay,because let's here's a fun fact. Because
I could not donate blood because Ilived in an army base in Turkey in
the eighties, and so it makesme susceptible to mad cow disease. Really
true, that's what excluded me.So now you can do it. So
now I can go to as longas you didn't receive a blood transfusion while
(19:40):
you were over there. Oh mygod, let's have a blood party and
let's all dress up like vampires andgo donate bloods. Well, we don't
have to dress up like vampires,but everybody go donate that can. I
love it. I started school yesterdayand I'm terrified. So great for we're
(20:00):
praying for that's a great but it'sawesome. All right. Well, I
love y'all. D January. You'redoing a great job. Thank you.
You're listening to Alabama in the Morningon demand. Good morning, Hey,
it's been a journey this morning.Thank you for listening to what used to
be the Alabama Show. Today,it's the D January Show only for one
(20:21):
day. Tomorrow we shall return tothe alabamachew Because doing your job has been
stressful. I hope that people arelistening that are like, man, I
wish my coworker could switch jobs withme. This was the thing Ara last
week parked in the Employee of theMonth parking spot correct and then the boss
cinetext and was like, figure outsomething for this offense. And I started
(20:45):
laughing. I was like, Eara'sgonna run the show. Yeah, all
the stuff you could have did youpicked the words one. Everybody started laughing.
I've been getting messages. Hang on. Somebody messaged me on Instagram.
Chris said, has D January hadhis punishment yet? And then another Chris
goes, I want you to givehim such a hard time. Why people
want I don't get the hard timepart because everybody loves you. It's like
(21:07):
having a kid sister or a kidbrother. You're like, you're like the
brother of all of Alabama, notjust me, Alabama the girl, but
Alabama the state, and everybody wantsto pick on their little brother. I
can appreciate that, but being alittle brother has been tough. I was
on vacation over the weekend and myson literally had to watch me panic trying
(21:30):
to play playing a show. Thatwas the punishment, right. We sitting
pool side and he ordered all kindsof like margarite is like none alcoholic drinks
and he just kicked back with hisfeet up, eating chicken wings and he's
like, Dad, you're gonna eata burger. And I'm like, son,
I gotta come up with three things. He said, what's three things?
He said, I got three thingsfor you. I said, what
(21:51):
is it? He said, chickenwings, drinks in the pool. What'd
you say to him? Son,you haven't seen hard work yet until you've
been on the Alabama Show, didyou? Did you say? Because this
is the conversation me and Era haveall the time off the air. Like
everybody's like, oh, being onthe radio is super easy. I'll pull
back the curtain for you. It'snot. And me and Earra after the
(22:11):
show every day have conversations about what'sgoing on in our life. And sometimes
Era will be like, oh,let's talk about this, and I'll go,
well, what's the benefit for everyonelistening? Yeah? Did you say
that to your son? When hesaid talk about wings, And I said,
son, what's the funny in this? Like, where's the funny?
And you eating chicken wings literally everyday on the trip. He said,
(22:33):
well, Dad, think about it. You have to pay that's the funny.
Oh my god, that's how youare to me all the time.
You go. Think about it,think about it. Hey, I don't
want this title now. I'm notready for it. I can honestly say
that I think you're doing really good. Though I think you are doing great.
You think that, but it's aboutwhat I feel because I'm used to
(22:56):
everything being so clean and Chris andlike on point with me is like,
oh I gotta say this. OhI forgot to say that. Oh I
can't put that there. To me, that sounds like a train rag.
So call the show. Here's whatwe should do. Eight three three five
one BAMA is the number. Ifyou've been listening, call the show.
(23:17):
Giva some encouragement, tell him howmuch you love him, Please tell him
how good he's doing. We won'tdo the punishment anymore after today. Today
it's done. I don't think it'sI think we're using the wrong term.
It's not punishment. This is youearning employee. Of the Month for September.
Like, I'm gonna vote for youto be the September employee of the
month. Now, Oh, I'llvote. You got my vote? You
really would do that? Yeah,I'll vote. When the email goes out,
(23:40):
I will vote for you. Ihope I will call the show.
Eight three three five one Bama isthe number. Catch up with Alabama in
the morning on the iHeart Radio appor wherever you listen to podcasts. Good
morning, what's love you money?Good morning? I'm headed into training for
my new job. What's your newjob? I'm working at children's now.
(24:02):
I used to work at a prisonand I'm working with kids now. Yes,
that's awesome, good job, Thankyou, thank you. But I
just wanted to call before I hitit in and say in your area,
you're doing a really good job.Do you'all know each other? This punishment
wasn't good enough? Actually, thispunishment was a little life. Thank you.
Do y'all know each other? Doy'all know each other in real life?
(24:23):
You don't have y'all dated? No, we have not. Have you
ever been on a date? Howdoes this never been on a date at
all? Ever? And your wholelife in my whole life. Oh,
have y'all gone out to dinner?Have y'all hung out? We've hug out,
We've not. We haven't going outto dinner though. That's a date
(24:44):
that is hanging out. Okay,this is your punishment right now, drilling
me right now? Yeah, howdid you meet a money in real life?
We met it a Little Donkey.She was a waitress at Little Donkey.
Oh is this the waitress that Iwas talking about about you? And
(25:07):
it knows you? That's another person. Emani. Did Eric get your Instagram
and slide into your d MS?No? Actually I did. It's all
coming out now. God, I'mjust gonna stop before this gets more awkward.
But Colin, congrats on your newjob. Congrats your money, Thank
you, thank you. Thanks forlistening to Alabama in the Morning on demand.
(25:32):
Good morning? Is this good morning? Chris? What up? Hey?
I got some show notes? Shownotes? Serious, Chris, Look
because I do this too. Thisis great you coaching me. Now,
bro, get through the notes.Tell them. Hey, I'm giving you
(25:52):
the perspective from the man. Okay, rte me here to juices. So
I got three things you need toknow her right. Number one, nobody
outside of the room know how knowshow it is supposed to go. That
means that when you open your mouthon the bike, as far as I
know, that's how it's supposed togo. So if you get into three
things and you forget the second thingand you make something up on the spot,
(26:15):
from my perspective, that's how youmet it the whole time. That
is the best advice I have everheard. I love that. Okay,
all right. The next one isthat the swoppy stuff is why you do
live radio. Right, you guysare doing a live show. If you
don't want to super polish everything,you know, round it off and everything.
(26:37):
You can prerecord everything, but youdon't do that because there's value in
it. Sometimes the best stuff iswhen you're improvising, where you lose your
way, where you stumble around.Can you find something you never knew you
were going to find before. It'slike watching news anchors mess up live on
TV. It's the best sometimes.That's that's the best part of it.
Now, So embrace that. Ithought it was bad, but okay,
(26:59):
I like this. I'm with IGrey and number three. With everything else
fails, you've got to remember yourd J new error, all right,
Chris, you sound like my coachfrom basketball at high school. It's good.
You know what does he do?What does he do it? Though?
I'm telling you okay, because you'reup there and wonder how can I
do it? Can I not doit? You know you got all this
(27:22):
doubt in your head. Number One, you got to realize you look at
yourself in funhouse mirrors, write allthat doubt in your head. Everybody's got
that, So you can't look atyourself right. So you can't see yourself
right the same way you can't reallyhear yourself right because other people hear you
in a different way. So you'vegot to trust the people around you who
know what they're talking about. Yeah, go look at the picture of you
(27:45):
your abs that you posted this weekendin Florida and just be like, yeah,
that's me. Take that. Takethat. I'm a bad boy.
Baby's motivation. You need to bemy motivation coach. So but let me
tell you, man. So Numberone, if I'm calling and as a
listener seeing you do it, youneed to trust that because I've been listening
every day, right, And thatwoman's sitting across from you right, what
(28:07):
she's doing now is her dream,the dream that other people said she could
never do right, and now she'sdoing it. So do you think for
a second she's going to give youthe keys to her car if she thinks
you're going to drive it off theflip? I would hope not. That
is such a great point. Thatjust made my heart warm and fuzzy.
That's actually a really good point.So if she's seen and she's been on
(28:27):
this a minute, you know,right, she's young, but still she
knows what she's doing. So shesays you can do it, and she's
given the keys to your car.That means you can do it. Chris,
I love you, man, Ilove you. That's like the motivation
of the day. Thank you inmy noteshow thank for having it's always thank
(28:47):
you you you two guys. Youare listening to Alabama in the mornings on
demand. It's time to get outof here. You sound the happiest right
now on the last men of thewhole show than you have all day.
It has been challenging today, Alabama. You did a good job. D
January. I would like to thinkso Era ran the show today and it
(29:10):
was great. I loved it.Anyway, Well, how do you listen
to the show. When we're gone. You can always listen to the podcast
at download the iHeart Radio app andsearch at the Alabama Show on demand and
go back and listen to anything thatyou may have missed. Good job.
I can see like your gears turningif you're going all crap, what's all
the information? I gotta say,it's so much, it's so much.
(29:33):
Anyway, we'll see you tomorrow.Peace. Thanks for listening to Alabama in
the Morning on demand.
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