August 30, 2023 • 24 mins
Alabama is feeling the effects of the full moon this week. DJ New Era did something hilarious with a present that he gave to Alabama. Jennifer's boyfriend is making their living room look like a dorm room in today's Dear Era. PLUS a fun game of Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama, all right? So that plays
You're either up to some or somethingis about to happen. Did you not
notice the full moon today on yourway into work? The sky? It's
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spooky season. The moon was fullthis morning. It was yellow. It
looks like a Halloween moon. Itwas foggy. I was like, ah,
yes, is that when you makea wish spooky season? No,
you make a wish at eleven eleven? But it was right. No.
I don't know then about this stuff. Usually when it's full moon, people
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get crazy. Has anybody been crazyin your life? I felt the full
moon yesterday. Oh what happened?I'm not talking about it on the radio.
I got a gift. Let meshow you this gift. Thank you
Andy who stopped by our studios yesterday. We love you. We love free
stuff. He goes, Alabama.I'm on this group that's like cheap stuff
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on Facebook and he finds stuff onsale. Let me see this, and
he goes, I saw this andI brought it in for you. I
have to stand up. It's ablanket. I gotta stand on a step
store so you can see the wholething. Let me make sure, I'm
holding it up the right way.Okay, the colors are dope. From
what I see. It is ablanket. And you know me, what's
one of my favorite things? Youlike to get like to stay warm,
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you like to hip your stuff.It's always cold in the studio. What
else is one of my favorite things? You like blankets? You like to
stay warm? You know you likecomforters? No, oh my god,
what is it? Just good?All that is dope? What is it?
I can't see this? Water's gotchickens? Chickens? Serious? I
have a chicken blanket. My favoritething is my chickens. Era. Come
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on, man, I'm slipping thismorning. Almost me and my booby were
not having a good afternoon yesterday.Okay, don't tell the story. And
I almost I'm not going to tella story. I almost went to tract
Or Supply and just bought some chickensbecause I was mad. And look and
he saved you with the chicken blankand chicken blake. You see, he
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saved you money. How's your neckgoing? Are you ready for spooky season
like we are? Michael Myers isready? Eight three three five O one
Bama is the number? Good morning? What the hell. It's what the
hell headlines on the Lama Shaw awoman got arrested for attacking cars with a
meat cleaver. Why how you bigwith his meat clever? Do you know
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what a meat cleaver is? It'slike that big square knife that chefs have
like. It looks like one ofthe No Jason has a normal knife.
Jason normal, Michael Myers normal,Texas chainsaw MASKI uses the meat cleaver.
Right there you go. This womanwas arrested after attacking cars with a meat
cleaver. She was in an audiparking lot, wave the meat cleaver around,
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acting disorderly, slashing tires, slashingthrough the windows of the car,
and damaging multiple cars at the grocerystore. She had to have been on
drugs. Oh absolutely, well.You know, Aldy is known for being
the most beautiful list that's not aword, beautifulest place as far as a
food place goes, the way,the way it looks, it resists of
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as a peaceful place. I justcan't see that happening. That Aldi meet
clever lady was ruining Aldy that day. God, why how you super easy
trivia with the Yellama show, Amanda, good morning, what are you doing
I'm trying to drive to work.Where do you work at a nursing home
in Northport? So you care forpeople. I like that. I take
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care of the grandma's and grandpa's.We love you. That's a I know
that's not an easy job. Sothank you for what you do. Amanda.
Are you calling to play super easyTrivia? Absolutely? I need easy
this morning. Oh well, youmay hit me today because the theme is
moon Questions in honor of the fullMoon. Because I feel like everybody's feeling
this craziness today. God, oh, you don't even know. We were
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ramping up last week. This weekis just hitting it now. Oh girl,
Well, hopefully this will help willwin you some nickelback tickets. I
asked the questions Djani Era is yourlifeline? Are you ready? I'm ready.
Question number one, who was thefirst person to walk on the moon?
Ah? Man Armstrong? That isit. I'm gonna give you the
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point, Neil Armstrong. Okay,I will give you, Okay, all
right, okay. Question number two, how often does the full moon happen?
And I'll give you it's a number, and it's okay. If you're
a couple of days on or off, I'll still give you the point.
I don't know this one. Oh, you gotta have days. I was
gonna say, like once a month, yes, but give me a number
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of days. How many days?Twenty eight I'll give you that. It's
roughly twenty nine days. Wow.Wow. Okay, well, Era,
that's because you're not planning to win. Even when I play sometime you don't
never give me hell okay, Amanda, last question, I hope it's early.
What do people usually call the facethey see in the moon? The
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man in the moon? You gotevery single one right graduate You're going to
see Nickel back in Brandley Gilbert atOak Mountain. I'm so glad you won.
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I'm shocked that. It's amazing.Thank you so much. It's three
things you need to know. HeOkay, here's where Bob Barker's money's going.
Tell me good news if you missedit. Bob Barker, the host
of The Price is Right, passedaway over the weekend at the edge of
ninety nine of natural causes. It'sgoing to charity, a lot of animal
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where welfare organizations every penny most ofit, not all of it. And
Bob's raff also said he spent alot of times in his last days watching
reruns of Two and a Half Men. What is I've never seen this show?
You've never seen Two and a halfMen with Charlie Sheen all it is
the best Two and a half Man. You just gotta watch it. And
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every once in a while he wouldwatch The Prices right, and he thought
Drew Carey was doing a good job. If your son, is your son
going to college or not? Haveyou faged this out? He started yesterday?
Okay, Well, now Kraft Macand Cheese is selling college care packs
with thirty easy Mac cups, soyou can get these for jal and your
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son while he's at college. Goodluck, because auto boy eat his chicken
wings and fries. Well, givehim some Kraft Mac and Cheese. You
can only get it on Amazon,thirty easy Mac cups for twenty nine ninety
nine. I like it, buthe's not gonna eat it. Here's why
everybody's being crazy. The full moon. Here is what's going on with the
full moon. It is a raresuper blue moon. Rare super blue.
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What does that mean when it's blue? Okay, so a blue moon is
when a full moon happens twice inthe same month. So the last full
moon we had was on August first. Tonight, the blue moon is on
August thirtieth, so it's the secondfull moon in a month. That makes
it a blue moon. It's notactually blue, but it is also one
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of it's like a it's a supermon. We've had a suit We've had like
five super moons in a row.This is the fifth one. So that
means Batman can come outside. Thensure that there you go, and everybody's
going to be crazy. Don't goout tonight, knop me out on the
streets. I used to work customerservice at Walmart when it was a full
moon. All the crazy people camein with returns. It was the worst.
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What's one of the worst things thatwould happen on a full more fee
A lady brought in a pair ofpants and they were wet and they weren't
even Walmart brand pants, and Iwas like, what did you just do
with these? I don't remember.It was a long time ago. I
need to go experience some craziesto thenight. Oh God, that's three things
you need to know more at theAlabama Show dot com. On The Alabama
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Show, Good morning, Jennifer,What's your issue for Dear Era. Good
morning. Well, my boyfriend hasterrible taste in decorating and I'm about to
lose my mind. Is great?What are you trying to decorate? What's
going on here? Well, wejust got our first apartment together last month.
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Congratulations, Thank you. I wasreally excited about starting a new life
together and starting fresh. So Ispent about a thousand dollars on this whole
new living room set. That's expensive. Yeah, And I've been buying all
these nice things for our apartment andhe's just making it look terrible. Did
he approve of this a thousand dollarspurchase? Oh? Lord, well,
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I mean it's my money, soI didn't really ask for as approval.
We keep our money separate. Ijust thought that it would be good to
like start decorating. You know what'she putting in the living room with this
brandy furniture that you don't like?He literally has sports stuff all over the
living room and it's sports. Yeah, he has Alabama gear and our couch
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is forest green football Christmas living room. He looks like what it looks like
a football Christmas living room? Ohyeahs roll tied red and in the green
couch. So he's basically saying howfootball season is coming and he's turned our
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living room into a bachelor pad.Oh no, I had, like,
yeah, I had like all thispretty fall to decre I wanted to put
out, But now I don't evenwant to put it out because our living
room just looks like a college dormroom and this is the worst. Can
I like take all this stuff andtell him to put it in the bedroom
or somewhere else. I was,this is great when it comes to a
man and his football. Oh god, you might want to let him have
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it. It's just it's just forfall. It was you been asked him
if he's gonna take it down afterfootball seasons up, because I don't want
freaking Bama jerseys in my living roomall year round, right, And I
don't even want it for fall,because like that's Thanksgiving Christmas, Like I
want to be able to decorate forthose not have like and Hobby Lobby has
the best fall decor right now fiftypercent off. Oh my god, but
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you but I mean, you're gonnatake away from the theme though. Who
has a whole Christmas like a wholefootball themed house. If you were married,
you lived with the next wife.Did y'all clash when it came to
decorating, Yes, we clash becauseit was my house too. We both
paid bills in that house, Sowhy not have your ideas in that house?
What did you have that she didn'tlike? Well, I had my
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own private studio to record. Youhad your own room, but she made
it into her work coffice two tomake more space for all of her clothes.
That will end the room that weslept in together at nighttime. I
think you tell him he can putthat stuff in the bedroom, because the
living room is a shared space andthat's where everybody's gonna come over. Oh,
call the show. It's only temporary. Is this an apartment? It's
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not like they own it? Tothe show? Oh what? But still
this leads to when you move intoa house together. Eight three three five
one Bama. Have you ever haddecorating issues with your boo? Call the
show. You are listening to Alabamain the morning. It's fun demand.
Jennifer called in for Dear Era andshe's mad at her boyfriend because they moved
in together and he's putting football stuffup all over their nice, pretty living
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room. I'm on his side.You know they are right. Eight three
three five one BAMA is the number. Have you ever had an issue with
decorating with your spouse and what happened? Good morning, Kelly. What do
you think about Jennifer's problem? Well, this is not a problem I've had,
but a lot of times you makeyou need to make the guy think
that he has the ideas of howto decorate. Oh yeah, GUYLI Aaron's
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making a face. Guys, arewe trained y'all when we date you?
Yes, y'all don't know this,but we do little tricks where we make
you think it's always your idea.See, and what she should have done
before she bought the expensive furniture wastaken him with her. And because you're
right, it is a shared space, you're both paying bills and you're both
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living there, so you can incorporatesports stuff very tastefully into any room because
we do it at our house.What kind of sports stuff do you have
up at your house right now?Kelly? Well, not right now,
but like down in the one room, he has his Tampa based stuff.
I have my green based stuff.Wait a minute, but it's hidden down
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in the other room, not inthe living room. Like I said,
you can find a way to doit. You let's have to incorporate it
and may him think that it's hisideas. I love you. This means
you trained him to think that way. Well, I got one that was
already he was married for eighteen yearsbefore I got Oh see even better.
I love you, Kelly, thanksfor calling love y'all bye. If you
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move in with the person you're inlove with, you move in together.
You're excited to wake up with eachother every morning, go to sleep with
each other every night, until itcomes to decorating. And that's the issue.
Dan is a big fight in thehouse. Jennifer spent a thousand dollars
on all this really fancy living roomfurniture, and now her boyfriend that they
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just moved in together is decorating withfootball stuff and she hates how the living
room looks. Eight three three fiveone bamos the number. If you want
to weigh inn era, you thinkhe should be able to have his man
stuff in the living room. Ohday, she thinks it looks like a
college dorm. Good morning, who'sthis? Oh, Chris? Have you
had decorating issues with their fiance?Leah No, because I don't care.
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Hello, Chris, you don't carewhat goes on in the house as far
as how it looks. Not really, I mean, you know, like
if you wanted to paint it,you know, being green or something.
Am I having issues? But blessyou. I wish more guys were like
you. I moved in with aguy years ago, years ago, and
he wanted to put dead rabbit furon top of the TV. I was
like, this is the tackiest thingI've ever seen in my life. That's
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some hippie stuff, right, therewas some weird hippie stuff. But no,
this couple's got to move. Theyneed a place with his and her
living the same thing for it.Oh absolutely, That's why I'm glad I've
got a hole. I have awhole guest trailer at my cabin. When
the time comes, it will bemy sh shit. I do not care.
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Yeah, they're they're in a spot, these two. I feel bad
for him. I love you,Chris, Thank you for calling. I
love y'all. Thanks for having Whatthe hell? It's what the hell headlines
on the Michelle Man got arrested aftercops filmed drugs in a cookie jar.
That's the worst place to hide drugs. Guess where he was. It's gotta
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be Florida. Yes, Why isit thorst place to hide drugs? A
cookie jar and a child? Maybein the house. Well, he was
in he was in his car andthis was doing a traffic stop. He
put the drugs in a cookie jar, I know. And it was it
was very I'm not even gonna saywhat it was. It was a lot
of bad drugs. And they pulledhim over and found it, and then
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he was arrested and charged with possessionand trafficking. And now he's in jail.
You know what, do your timeand get rid of those cookies.
Why, there's three things you needto know. All right. We're still
giving away tickets to our iHeartRadio MusicFestival in Las Vegas, Las Vegas.
Here's your favorite artist performing, LaWayne Lawn. Food Fighters. I said
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little white, you said a littleyou put the teas in it. It's
little your country. That's the show. A little bit country, a little
bit hood. I like that.That should be our slogan anyway. Food
Fighters Kelly clors In Fallout Boy mcguel. If you want to win, keep
listening. Your keywords gonna happen it'son the way. You get air fair
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coast, so I don't want toget Okay, So it hit it big
bend all right, Okay. It'sclassified as a Level three storm, so
it's considered a major hurricane. I'vebeen watching videos on social media. There's
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a big storm surge. Alabama Poweris already driving to Georgia. They left
to go to Georgia yesterday to helppeople that are going to be affected because
it's gonna move up and it's gonnahit Georgia too. This is scary.
I think right now we are fine. We won't have any of the effects
I just saw. Triple A's notlike the gas. Gas prices won't go
up. Sometimes when hurricanes happen,gas prices go up. We should not
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be affected. We can use someof that win because it's hot. We're
thinking about everybody down there and dealingwith the hurricane right now, Okay.
Sarah Jessica Parker, I love sexin the city. I never really liked
it it's so good so and nowthey have the remake called and just like
that. Well, of course you'rea guy. That's totally a chick flick.
But anyway, Sarah Jessica Parker,who plays Carrie, just adopted the
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kitten that's in the TV show inreal life. On the show, she
has a pet cat again. Remembershe just adopted it in real life.
It's a cute. I'll show you. Well, actually, we'll blog it.
How about that. We'll post itup at the Alabama Show dot com.
Here's what's coming up next on theAlabama Show. What's Awesome in your
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life's day? The feel good stories. We want to hear all the good
things. Eight three three five oneBAMA is the number if you want to
share what's awesome. Maybe you're goingon a trip this weekend for Labor Day
weekend. High school football is backthis weekend. Whatever it is, call
the show. Eight three three fiveone BAMA is the number. Catch up
on Alabama in the morning, onthe iHeart Radio act or wherever you listen
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to podcasts. What's Awesome in yourWorld? Labor Day Weekend is coming.
Oh, it is a three dayweekend. I cannot wait? Are you
gonna do anything special. I'm takingmy brothers, my brother's son to the
movies to see Ninja Turtles. Yeah, good times. I'm gonna sleep in
every day. I eight three threefive one. Bama is the number anything
can be. What's awesome. There'snothing too small or too big to celebrate.
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Brook, good morning. What's yourwhat's awesome? I only have three
months left of cosmology school? Youonly have what three months left of cosmetology
school? Congratulations? Awesome? Whereare you going to cosmetology school? Well?
This year, this semester, Istarted at Draftper Beauty Academy. Awesome.
So I started Prosmothology School fourteen yearsago. Oh, girls, so
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this has been fourteen years in themaking. Yeah, so I had children,
I stopped school for a while,and I went to school last year
at Bevil, finished out Devil,and I started at Draftsper Beating Academy.
Digit day. You planning to openup your own shop? I do.
I might be like fifty years oldwhen I do it. It's never too
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late to follow your dream. Ilove you. That's what's awesome, y'all.
Have a good day. You're listeningto Alabama in the Morning on demand?
Why are we playing this January?You're nothing in You're not going to
do this. I know where you'regoing with this. On August State teen,
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Oh my god, Friday on thisshow, what happened? What'd you
do? On the show August Stateteenth? I gave you a fridge?
And what else? Why are wedoing this? Alabama? What else did
you give me? On August Stateteen? A bare lair bottle with some
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soap Eminem's bathrooms rays tissue. Itwas a present. It was a present?
Right? How many days? Wherewas the present? I think you
said it? You said it byyou right? Yeah? What happened to
it? You must? This wassnooping around the building? Where'd it go?
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Where's the present? Do you knowwhere it went? No? Okay,
where's it that? It was goneas of Thursday, August twenty four.
How did you know it was gone? Because I looked. I was
gonna take it home that day andit was gone. I couldn't take it.
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What did you do with it?Did you take the present? I
didn't take anything. Did you getmad? No? I didn't take it
home. I didn't get mad toget home. I still had it's still
in the building. Where it's inmy in my in my little cute google
c Why did you move it toyour cubicle because I wanted to drink the
bare lair bottle? No, Iswear that's what it was. Let me
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go is if I go in thereright now, is the bottle of alcohol
gone? About alcohol gone? Whydidn't you just take the alcohol and lend
me the rest of the gifts?The gifts is still there. Why did
you take the whole box? Didyou get mad and take it? Oh?
I didn't want anybody to see mewalking around with a bad air bottle.
Was that what it was? Yes? Because I oh, I was
so into interrogating you because at onepoint, Era is known for and you
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have said this out loud too.You said this with the refrige refrigerator.
You're like, if you don't useit, I'm known to take stuff back.
I've said that out loud before.Yeah, you said that in here
because you went use that refrigerator.I'm taking it back. I don't recall
that. I do. Oh,wow, you get mad and it's funny.
Are you sure that's where's I'm gonnago? Look? If I go
look right now, the alcohol isgone. I'm telling you the alcohol is
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gone. Why did you take mygift back? Because I wanted to sip
on something you gave it to me. I know, but I ran out
of bottles, so go to thestore. Those mine times are hard.
Want that dish soap? You can'thave the dish soap? The soap not
that's there. Here's the ongoing joke, because what happened on my birthday?
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Oh yeah, the ongoing joke.The cake Arro gets mad if I forget
to take things home at a certaintime, and then he'll take it back.
And so the birthday cake, Ididn't take it home for like a
week and you got mad. Wasn'ta week, It is about a week
and a half. It just leave. I got tired of looking at it.
So it was still mud. Youknow what's trouble I went through for
that? What made your brain injury? Did I suffer about five years ago?
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Uh? You had a was ita hey? Bam? I want
to say the wrong thing. Youhad a stroke? Right? A stroke?
Sometimes when I tell you like I'mstruggling, like remember last week it
our just show up show And Iwas like, man, I was really
having a hard time. I can'twhat remember things? Yeah, I remember
that. Do you need me tostart getting you Okay? When I get
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you things, do you need meto just go ahead and put it in
your car? Yes? They getmad and let didn't sit here for a
minute. I'll remember. I justit'll be like a week. But I
didn't take it back because I wasmad at I'm I just like, man,
I want to take a sip ofthat. It has been a long
day. This is the joke.Now, I'm not taking any presents if
you give them to me. Whichis funny because Ara just walked in.
But she just got you something.Ara just came in with something else.
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Somebody just brought me something on something. I'm about to lunch And she said
lunch, lunch. I'm about tolunch, my my own my brain,
my shirt brain. You want tosee. Did you just give me a
shirt with your face on it?Does it say it's oh my god?
It says that party with me there. I'm gonna get it bigger than that.
But I'm FeelA lunch this at thebeginning of October. What it's a
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gift for you? If I gaveyou a present, if I gave you
a shirt that says hashtag Alabama isawesome when you wear it. It's a
shirt. Yeah, it's dope ifit's like my favorite color, for sure,
but it isn't anything color shad eightthree three five one. Bama is
the number. Got you off withAlabama in the Morning on the iHeartRadio app
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or wherever you listen to podcasts.Are you ready to go home now?
Yes, ma'am. What are wegoing to do tomorrow? On the show,
we got to talk about my sonand don't say anymore. I know
what you're talking about. Okay,all right, all right, we'll be
back tomorrow morning at six am.Anything you missed on the show today,
download the free iHeartRadio app. Lookup the Alabama Show on demand. Follow
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tomorrow. Thanks. Thanks for listeningto Alabama in the Morning on demand.
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama, all right? So that plays
You're either up to some or somethingis about to happen. Did you not
notice the full moon today on yourway into work? The sky? It's
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spooky season. The moon was fullthis morning. It was yellow. It
looks like a Halloween moon. Itwas foggy. I was like, ah,
yes, is that when you makea wish spooky season? No,
you make a wish at eleven eleven? But it was right. No.
I don't know then about this stuff. Usually when it's full moon, people
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get crazy. Has anybody been crazyin your life? I felt the full
moon yesterday. Oh what happened?I'm not talking about it on the radio.
I got a gift. Let meshow you this gift. Thank you
Andy who stopped by our studios yesterday. We love you. We love free
stuff. He goes, Alabama.I'm on this group that's like cheap stuff
(01:06):
on Facebook and he finds stuff onsale. Let me see this, and
he goes, I saw this andI brought it in for you. I
have to stand up. It's ablanket. I gotta stand on a step
store so you can see the wholething. Let me make sure, I'm
holding it up the right way.Okay, the colors are dope. From
what I see. It is ablanket. And you know me, what's
one of my favorite things? Youlike to get like to stay warm,
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you like to hip your stuff.It's always cold in the studio. What
else is one of my favorite things? You like blankets? You like to
stay warm? You know you likecomforters? No, oh my god,
what is it? Just good?All that is dope? What is it?
I can't see this? Water's gotchickens? Chickens? Serious? I
have a chicken blanket. My favoritething is my chickens. Era. Come
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on, man, I'm slipping thismorning. Almost me and my booby were
not having a good afternoon yesterday.Okay, don't tell the story. And
I almost I'm not going to tella story. I almost went to tract
Or Supply and just bought some chickensbecause I was mad. And look and
he saved you with the chicken blankand chicken blake. You see, he
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saved you money. How's your neckgoing? Are you ready for spooky season
like we are? Michael Myers isready? Eight three three five O one
Bama is the number? Good morning? What the hell. It's what the
hell headlines on the Lama Shaw awoman got arrested for attacking cars with a
meat cleaver. Why how you bigwith his meat clever? Do you know
(02:38):
what a meat cleaver is? It'slike that big square knife that chefs have
like. It looks like one ofthe No Jason has a normal knife.
Jason normal, Michael Myers normal,Texas chainsaw MASKI uses the meat cleaver.
Right there you go. This womanwas arrested after attacking cars with a meat
cleaver. She was in an audiparking lot, wave the meat cleaver around,
(03:00):
acting disorderly, slashing tires, slashingthrough the windows of the car,
and damaging multiple cars at the grocerystore. She had to have been on
drugs. Oh absolutely, well.You know, Aldy is known for being
the most beautiful list that's not aword, beautifulest place as far as a
food place goes, the way,the way it looks, it resists of
(03:23):
as a peaceful place. I justcan't see that happening. That Aldi meet
clever lady was ruining Aldy that day. God, why how you super easy
trivia with the Yellama show, Amanda, good morning, what are you doing
I'm trying to drive to work.Where do you work at a nursing home
in Northport? So you care forpeople. I like that. I take
(03:46):
care of the grandma's and grandpa's.We love you. That's a I know
that's not an easy job. Sothank you for what you do. Amanda.
Are you calling to play super easyTrivia? Absolutely? I need easy
this morning. Oh well, youmay hit me today because the theme is
moon Questions in honor of the fullMoon. Because I feel like everybody's feeling
this craziness today. God, oh, you don't even know. We were
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ramping up last week. This weekis just hitting it now. Oh girl,
Well, hopefully this will help willwin you some nickelback tickets. I
asked the questions Djani Era is yourlifeline? Are you ready? I'm ready.
Question number one, who was thefirst person to walk on the moon?
Ah? Man Armstrong? That isit. I'm gonna give you the
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point, Neil Armstrong. Okay,I will give you, Okay, all
right, okay. Question number two, how often does the full moon happen?
And I'll give you it's a number, and it's okay. If you're
a couple of days on or off, I'll still give you the point.
I don't know this one. Oh, you gotta have days. I was
gonna say, like once a month, yes, but give me a number
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of days. How many days?Twenty eight I'll give you that. It's
roughly twenty nine days. Wow.Wow. Okay, well, Era,
that's because you're not planning to win. Even when I play sometime you don't
never give me hell okay, Amanda, last question, I hope it's early.
What do people usually call the facethey see in the moon? The
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man in the moon? You gotevery single one right graduate You're going to
see Nickel back in Brandley Gilbert atOak Mountain. I'm so glad you won.
(05:38):
I'm shocked that. It's amazing.Thank you so much. It's three
things you need to know. HeOkay, here's where Bob Barker's money's going.
Tell me good news if you missedit. Bob Barker, the host
of The Price is Right, passedaway over the weekend at the edge of
ninety nine of natural causes. It'sgoing to charity, a lot of animal
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where welfare organizations every penny most ofit, not all of it. And
Bob's raff also said he spent alot of times in his last days watching
reruns of Two and a Half Men. What is I've never seen this show?
You've never seen Two and a halfMen with Charlie Sheen all it is
the best Two and a half Man. You just gotta watch it. And
(06:20):
every once in a while he wouldwatch The Prices right, and he thought
Drew Carey was doing a good job. If your son, is your son
going to college or not? Haveyou faged this out? He started yesterday?
Okay, Well, now Kraft Macand Cheese is selling college care packs
with thirty easy Mac cups, soyou can get these for jal and your
(06:41):
son while he's at college. Goodluck, because auto boy eat his chicken
wings and fries. Well, givehim some Kraft Mac and Cheese. You
can only get it on Amazon,thirty easy Mac cups for twenty nine ninety
nine. I like it, buthe's not gonna eat it. Here's why
everybody's being crazy. The full moon. Here is what's going on with the
full moon. It is a raresuper blue moon. Rare super blue.
(07:03):
What does that mean when it's blue? Okay, so a blue moon is
when a full moon happens twice inthe same month. So the last full
moon we had was on August first. Tonight, the blue moon is on
August thirtieth, so it's the secondfull moon in a month. That makes
it a blue moon. It's notactually blue, but it is also one
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of it's like a it's a supermon. We've had a suit We've had like
five super moons in a row.This is the fifth one. So that
means Batman can come outside. Thensure that there you go, and everybody's
going to be crazy. Don't goout tonight, knop me out on the
streets. I used to work customerservice at Walmart when it was a full
moon. All the crazy people camein with returns. It was the worst.
(07:47):
What's one of the worst things thatwould happen on a full more fee
A lady brought in a pair ofpants and they were wet and they weren't
even Walmart brand pants, and Iwas like, what did you just do
with these? I don't remember.It was a long time ago. I
need to go experience some craziesto thenight. Oh God, that's three things
you need to know more at theAlabama Show dot com. On The Alabama
(08:11):
Show, Good morning, Jennifer,What's your issue for Dear Era. Good
morning. Well, my boyfriend hasterrible taste in decorating and I'm about to
lose my mind. Is great?What are you trying to decorate? What's
going on here? Well, wejust got our first apartment together last month.
(08:31):
Congratulations, Thank you. I wasreally excited about starting a new life
together and starting fresh. So Ispent about a thousand dollars on this whole
new living room set. That's expensive. Yeah, And I've been buying all
these nice things for our apartment andhe's just making it look terrible. Did
he approve of this a thousand dollarspurchase? Oh? Lord, well,
(08:54):
I mean it's my money, soI didn't really ask for as approval.
We keep our money separate. Ijust thought that it would be good to
like start decorating. You know what'she putting in the living room with this
brandy furniture that you don't like?He literally has sports stuff all over the
living room and it's sports. Yeah, he has Alabama gear and our couch
(09:18):
is forest green football Christmas living room. He looks like what it looks like
a football Christmas living room? Ohyeahs roll tied red and in the green
couch. So he's basically saying howfootball season is coming and he's turned our
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living room into a bachelor pad.Oh no, I had, like,
yeah, I had like all thispretty fall to decre I wanted to put
out, But now I don't evenwant to put it out because our living
room just looks like a college dormroom and this is the worst. Can
I like take all this stuff andtell him to put it in the bedroom
or somewhere else. I was,this is great when it comes to a
man and his football. Oh god, you might want to let him have
(10:05):
it. It's just it's just forfall. It was you been asked him
if he's gonna take it down afterfootball seasons up, because I don't want
freaking Bama jerseys in my living roomall year round, right, And I
don't even want it for fall,because like that's Thanksgiving Christmas, Like I
want to be able to decorate forthose not have like and Hobby Lobby has
the best fall decor right now fiftypercent off. Oh my god, but
(10:30):
you but I mean, you're gonnatake away from the theme though. Who
has a whole Christmas like a wholefootball themed house. If you were married,
you lived with the next wife.Did y'all clash when it came to
decorating, Yes, we clash becauseit was my house too. We both
paid bills in that house, Sowhy not have your ideas in that house?
What did you have that she didn'tlike? Well, I had my
(10:54):
own private studio to record. Youhad your own room, but she made
it into her work coffice two tomake more space for all of her clothes.
That will end the room that weslept in together at nighttime. I
think you tell him he can putthat stuff in the bedroom, because the
living room is a shared space andthat's where everybody's gonna come over. Oh,
call the show. It's only temporary. Is this an apartment? It's
(11:16):
not like they own it? Tothe show? Oh what? But still
this leads to when you move intoa house together. Eight three three five
one Bama. Have you ever haddecorating issues with your boo? Call the
show. You are listening to Alabamain the morning. It's fun demand.
Jennifer called in for Dear Era andshe's mad at her boyfriend because they moved
in together and he's putting football stuffup all over their nice, pretty living
(11:39):
room. I'm on his side.You know they are right. Eight three
three five one BAMA is the number. Have you ever had an issue with
decorating with your spouse and what happened? Good morning, Kelly. What do
you think about Jennifer's problem? Well, this is not a problem I've had,
but a lot of times you makeyou need to make the guy think
that he has the ideas of howto decorate. Oh yeah, GUYLI Aaron's
(12:03):
making a face. Guys, arewe trained y'all when we date you?
Yes, y'all don't know this,but we do little tricks where we make
you think it's always your idea.See, and what she should have done
before she bought the expensive furniture wastaken him with her. And because you're
right, it is a shared space, you're both paying bills and you're both
(12:24):
living there, so you can incorporatesports stuff very tastefully into any room because
we do it at our house.What kind of sports stuff do you have
up at your house right now?Kelly? Well, not right now,
but like down in the one room, he has his Tampa based stuff.
I have my green based stuff.Wait a minute, but it's hidden down
(12:45):
in the other room, not inthe living room. Like I said,
you can find a way to doit. You let's have to incorporate it
and may him think that it's hisideas. I love you. This means
you trained him to think that way. Well, I got one that was
already he was married for eighteen yearsbefore I got Oh see even better.
I love you, Kelly, thanksfor calling love y'all bye. If you
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move in with the person you're inlove with, you move in together.
You're excited to wake up with eachother every morning, go to sleep with
each other every night, until itcomes to decorating. And that's the issue.
Dan is a big fight in thehouse. Jennifer spent a thousand dollars
on all this really fancy living roomfurniture, and now her boyfriend that they
(13:28):
just moved in together is decorating withfootball stuff and she hates how the living
room looks. Eight three three fiveone bamos the number. If you want
to weigh inn era, you thinkhe should be able to have his man
stuff in the living room. Ohday, she thinks it looks like a
college dorm. Good morning, who'sthis? Oh, Chris? Have you
had decorating issues with their fiance?Leah No, because I don't care.
(13:52):
Hello, Chris, you don't carewhat goes on in the house as far
as how it looks. Not really, I mean, you know, like
if you wanted to paint it,you know, being green or something.
Am I having issues? But blessyou. I wish more guys were like
you. I moved in with aguy years ago, years ago, and
he wanted to put dead rabbit furon top of the TV. I was
like, this is the tackiest thingI've ever seen in my life. That's
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some hippie stuff, right, therewas some weird hippie stuff. But no,
this couple's got to move. Theyneed a place with his and her
living the same thing for it.Oh absolutely, That's why I'm glad I've
got a hole. I have awhole guest trailer at my cabin. When
the time comes, it will bemy sh shit. I do not care.
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Yeah, they're they're in a spot, these two. I feel bad
for him. I love you,Chris, Thank you for calling. I
love y'all. Thanks for having Whatthe hell? It's what the hell headlines
on the Michelle Man got arrested aftercops filmed drugs in a cookie jar.
That's the worst place to hide drugs. Guess where he was. It's gotta
(14:56):
be Florida. Yes, Why isit thorst place to hide drugs? A
cookie jar and a child? Maybein the house. Well, he was
in he was in his car andthis was doing a traffic stop. He
put the drugs in a cookie jar, I know. And it was it
was very I'm not even gonna saywhat it was. It was a lot
of bad drugs. And they pulledhim over and found it, and then
(15:18):
he was arrested and charged with possessionand trafficking. And now he's in jail.
You know what, do your timeand get rid of those cookies.
Why, there's three things you needto know. All right. We're still
giving away tickets to our iHeartRadio MusicFestival in Las Vegas, Las Vegas.
Here's your favorite artist performing, LaWayne Lawn. Food Fighters. I said
(15:45):
little white, you said a littleyou put the teas in it. It's
little your country. That's the show. A little bit country, a little
bit hood. I like that.That should be our slogan anyway. Food
Fighters Kelly clors In Fallout Boy mcguel. If you want to win, keep
listening. Your keywords gonna happen it'son the way. You get air fair
(16:07):
hotel, A thousand dollars spend incash. It's a good deal. Oh,
gambol away. Hurricaney Dahlia has madelandfall on Florida's west coast. West
coast, so I don't want toget Okay, So it hit it big
bend all right, Okay. It'sclassified as a Level three storm, so
it's considered a major hurricane. I'vebeen watching videos on social media. There's
(16:30):
a big storm surge. Alabama Poweris already driving to Georgia. They left
to go to Georgia yesterday to helppeople that are going to be affected because
it's gonna move up and it's gonnahit Georgia too. This is scary.
I think right now we are fine. We won't have any of the effects
I just saw. Triple A's notlike the gas. Gas prices won't go
up. Sometimes when hurricanes happen,gas prices go up. We should not
(16:51):
be affected. We can use someof that win because it's hot. We're
thinking about everybody down there and dealingwith the hurricane right now, Okay.
Sarah Jessica Parker, I love sexin the city. I never really liked
it it's so good so and nowthey have the remake called and just like
that. Well, of course you'rea guy. That's totally a chick flick.
But anyway, Sarah Jessica Parker,who plays Carrie, just adopted the
(17:15):
kitten that's in the TV show inreal life. On the show, she
has a pet cat again. Remembershe just adopted it in real life.
It's a cute. I'll show you. Well, actually, we'll blog it.
How about that. We'll post itup at the Alabama Show dot com.
Here's what's coming up next on theAlabama Show. What's Awesome in your
(17:37):
life's day? The feel good stories. We want to hear all the good
things. Eight three three five oneBAMA is the number if you want to
share what's awesome. Maybe you're goingon a trip this weekend for Labor Day
weekend. High school football is backthis weekend. Whatever it is, call
the show. Eight three three fiveone BAMA is the number. Catch up
on Alabama in the morning, onthe iHeart Radio act or wherever you listen
(18:00):
to podcasts. What's Awesome in yourWorld? Labor Day Weekend is coming.
Oh, it is a three dayweekend. I cannot wait? Are you
gonna do anything special. I'm takingmy brothers, my brother's son to the
movies to see Ninja Turtles. Yeah, good times. I'm gonna sleep in
every day. I eight three threefive one. Bama is the number anything
can be. What's awesome. There'snothing too small or too big to celebrate.
(18:22):
Brook, good morning. What's yourwhat's awesome? I only have three
months left of cosmology school? Youonly have what three months left of cosmetology
school? Congratulations? Awesome? Whereare you going to cosmetology school? Well?
This year, this semester, Istarted at Draftper Beauty Academy. Awesome.
So I started Prosmothology School fourteen yearsago. Oh, girls, so
(18:47):
this has been fourteen years in themaking. Yeah, so I had children,
I stopped school for a while,and I went to school last year
at Bevil, finished out Devil,and I started at Draftsper Beating Academy.
Digit day. You planning to openup your own shop? I do.
I might be like fifty years oldwhen I do it. It's never too
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late to follow your dream. Ilove you. That's what's awesome, y'all.
Have a good day. You're listeningto Alabama in the Morning on demand?
Why are we playing this January?You're nothing in You're not going to
do this. I know where you'regoing with this. On August State teen,
(19:27):
Oh my god, Friday on thisshow, what happened? What'd you
do? On the show August Stateteenth? I gave you a fridge?
And what else? Why are wedoing this? Alabama? What else did
you give me? On August Stateteen? A bare lair bottle with some
(19:47):
soap Eminem's bathrooms rays tissue. Itwas a present. It was a present?
Right? How many days? Wherewas the present? I think you
said it? You said it byyou right? Yeah? What happened to
it? You must? This wassnooping around the building? Where'd it go?
(20:11):
Where's the present? Do you knowwhere it went? No? Okay,
where's it that? It was goneas of Thursday, August twenty four.
How did you know it was gone? Because I looked. I was
gonna take it home that day andit was gone. I couldn't take it.
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What did you do with it?Did you take the present? I
didn't take anything. Did you getmad? No? I didn't take it
home. I didn't get mad toget home. I still had it's still
in the building. Where it's inmy in my in my little cute google
c Why did you move it toyour cubicle because I wanted to drink the
bare lair bottle? No, Iswear that's what it was. Let me
(20:55):
go is if I go in thereright now, is the bottle of alcohol
gone? About alcohol gone? Whydidn't you just take the alcohol and lend
me the rest of the gifts?The gifts is still there. Why did
you take the whole box? Didyou get mad and take it? Oh?
I didn't want anybody to see mewalking around with a bad air bottle.
Was that what it was? Yes? Because I oh, I was
so into interrogating you because at onepoint, Era is known for and you
(21:18):
have said this out loud too.You said this with the refrige refrigerator.
You're like, if you don't useit, I'm known to take stuff back.
I've said that out loud before.Yeah, you said that in here
because you went use that refrigerator.I'm taking it back. I don't recall
that. I do. Oh,wow, you get mad and it's funny.
Are you sure that's where's I'm gonnago? Look? If I go
look right now, the alcohol isgone. I'm telling you the alcohol is
(21:41):
gone. Why did you take mygift back? Because I wanted to sip
on something you gave it to me. I know, but I ran out
of bottles, so go to thestore. Those mine times are hard.
Want that dish soap? You can'thave the dish soap? The soap not
that's there. Here's the ongoing joke, because what happened on my birthday?
(22:07):
Oh yeah, the ongoing joke.The cake Arro gets mad if I forget
to take things home at a certaintime, and then he'll take it back.
And so the birthday cake, Ididn't take it home for like a
week and you got mad. Wasn'ta week, It is about a week
and a half. It just leave. I got tired of looking at it.
So it was still mud. Youknow what's trouble I went through for
that? What made your brain injury? Did I suffer about five years ago?
(22:33):
Uh? You had a was ita hey? Bam? I want
to say the wrong thing. Youhad a stroke? Right? A stroke?
Sometimes when I tell you like I'mstruggling, like remember last week it
our just show up show And Iwas like, man, I was really
having a hard time. I can'twhat remember things? Yeah, I remember
that. Do you need me tostart getting you Okay? When I get
(22:55):
you things, do you need meto just go ahead and put it in
your car? Yes? They getmad and let didn't sit here for a
minute. I'll remember. I justit'll be like a week. But I
didn't take it back because I wasmad at I'm I just like, man,
I want to take a sip ofthat. It has been a long
day. This is the joke.Now, I'm not taking any presents if
you give them to me. Whichis funny because Ara just walked in.
But she just got you something.Ara just came in with something else.
(23:15):
Somebody just brought me something on something. I'm about to lunch And she said
lunch, lunch. I'm about tolunch, my my own my brain,
my shirt brain. You want tosee. Did you just give me a
shirt with your face on it?Does it say it's oh my god?
It says that party with me there. I'm gonna get it bigger than that.
But I'm FeelA lunch this at thebeginning of October. What it's a
(23:37):
gift for you? If I gaveyou a present, if I gave you
a shirt that says hashtag Alabama isawesome when you wear it. It's a
shirt. Yeah, it's dope ifit's like my favorite color, for sure,
but it isn't anything color shad eightthree three five one. Bama is
the number. Got you off withAlabama in the Morning on the iHeartRadio app
(24:02):
or wherever you listen to podcasts.Are you ready to go home now?
Yes, ma'am. What are wegoing to do tomorrow? On the show,
we got to talk about my sonand don't say anymore. I know
what you're talking about. Okay,all right, all right, we'll be
back tomorrow morning at six am.Anything you missed on the show today,
download the free iHeartRadio app. Lookup the Alabama Show on demand. Follow
the Alabama Show on Instagram. Yes, follow us, and we'll see you
(24:26):
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