August 31, 2023 • 18 mins
It's been a DAY with the full moon! Alabama is panicking about baking a cake from scratch for her new boo. DJ New Era's son forgot something MAJOR on a job he hired him to do. You can get pumpkin spice wine in 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Hereis Alabama Era. Please tell me you
saw the moon today. I paidno attention to drive in. We're walking
(00:21):
outside right now because today it isa it's the second super moon in a
row. It's a blue moon.Blue moons only happen every two and a
half years, so that means someweird gonna happen today, right, Probably,
some weird's been going on all week. It's and do you know what
a blue moon is. It doesn'tmean the moon is blue. It means
it's a full moon that happens twicein the same month. So we had
a full moon August first, wehad a full moon August thirtieth. So
(00:44):
I mean I'm gonna turn into asixty event werewolf, a sixty black World
wolf. Sure, that's what thatmeans. Right, Yeah, baby,
that's what I'm taking today. Didyou see me as one of the werewolves
on Twilight? Call me God,Jacob? No, you know Jacob doesn't
(01:07):
get the girl. That's fine,I don't want that girl anyway. You
had problems. Vampires are white hotter. Where's my steak, daddy, vampire?
Okay, you want my blood?Baby? Oh God, you want
your pale vampire. Go for it. Yeah, right, we'll take it
medium rare. Oh god, callthe show. Good morning. How's your
(01:29):
day going? Eight three three fiveone Bama? Who's the number? What
the hell? It's what the hell? Headlines on the Alabama SHAW. A
woman snuck a gun into a WhiteSox game, hidden in her belly white.
She had beef with somebody. Itwas hidden in her belly fat.
Take me out to the bowl.Oh my god, No, how do
(01:53):
you hide a gun? She tuckedit under the folds of her belly fat.
Era are you hearing this? Awoman versized woman snug a gun tucked
into her belly fat at a ChicagoWhite Sox game. The gun accidentally went
off. It grazed her abdomen andhit another woman in the leg. Yeah,
she going to jail, white guy. How you super easy? Trivia
(02:15):
with the Yelabama saw Wendy? Goodmorning? What are you doing? Good
morning? I am on my wayto type my little boy to the YMCA.
Oh which which something? Shelton kShelton County. Is it daycare?
Yeah? Is before school career?Oh? Yes, not like a bonus
to me? Yes? Absolutely well, thank you for listening to us.
(02:38):
In Shelton County. Wendy, areyou calling to play Super Easy Trivia?
Yes? How old is your son? I'm so excited he is none.
Well, he may be able tohelp you out with today's Super Easy Trivia
because the theme is cartoons great.This is great. Also, here's how
it works. I'll ask the questions. D January is your lifeline? Are
(02:59):
you yes? Ma'am? All right? Number one? Who is the pet
dinosaur and the Flintstones? Forgot?This one? Not forgot? Oh my
goodness. We literally work with somebodywho has this name. Okay, I
got the answer. Do you wantto use Era as your lifeline? Wendy?
This is so much easier. Listen. It's so much easier listening.
(03:21):
I know, once the adrenaline hitswhen you're playing, it's hard, isn't
it? Yes? Because I knowthis. That's okay. Let Earra be
your lifeline, dj Era? Doyou know? Do you know? Do
you know? Is the dinosaur andthe Flintstones? All right? Next one?
Who is the fairy in Peter PanFinger Bill? Yes? See,
(03:43):
hic it's easier, Wendy, yougot this last one. And if you
need to use your son since he'sin the car. You can use him.
I know he will know this one. Who is the starfish in SpongeBob
square Pants? Wendy? What wasthat? Patrick? Patrick? Is it
that it? Awoulate? Congratulations Wendy, you just won super easy Trivia.
(04:14):
It's three things you need to know, all right, don't forget. We're
still giving away trips to our iHeartRadioMusic Festival in Vegas. Yes, the
line, come on, come on? Thought you were going to say the
other ones? Miguel James Scott,Travis Scott, Fighters, Kelly Clarkson,
col J already said that. Yousaid a little Wayne. Yeah, say
(04:39):
fallout Boy, fall out Boy.The other day Eric goes fall Out Boys.
Why did they say boy and ismore than one? Because that's the
name of the band. That's awkward. Why did is Llo cool J call
himself Llo cool J? He ain'tcool, he is cool. It was
just funny. Anyway, listen forwere to win. At nine. Am
(05:01):
Aldi is getting ready to sell theirfall wine. It's Aldi three mills pumpkin
spice mould wine. Could you imaginedrinking pumpkin spice wine actually like alcohol?
Yeah, old mould wine. Thoughyou drink hot, you don't drink it
cold like normal wine. You heatit us. It'll be on shelves starting
(05:21):
September sixth for only five ninety ninea bottle. I love you Aldi.
You gotta heat it up. Yeah, it's mould. Yeah it's warm.
It's like muld m u l ld muld. I'm not a wine expert.
I know nothing about wine. Anyway, It's greatness in a cup.
Oh, I bet it is.You're gonna laugh at this. Nick Cannon's
(05:45):
family has to google all of hiskids names, has so many. I
know. Nick's brother Gabriel Cannon wason Climb to Fame and he said he
hasn't met all of Nick cannon kidsyet, and he says sometimes he can't
remember the names of all of hisnephews and nieces, so he says he
just googles their names since they're allon the internet. Say even Nick in
(06:13):
the interview earlier this year, forgotone of his kids' names. You got
twelve you remember? Can you pitchyou pitching me with twelve kids? Yes?
How would you probably have twelve kidsrunning around? You don't even know
about Damn girls, I don't havetwelve kids. If you are one of
Djani Narra's secret Baby. Mama's callthe show right now. No, I'll
(06:35):
call the show. But that's nottrue. This just turned into a jerry.
That'd be great. Dare you saythat? That's three things you need
to know more at the Alabama Showdot com. You are listening to Alabama
in the morning. It's fun toman. I need you to be my
taste tester. I ain't tasting noneof your crazy foods. It's not hippie
(06:56):
food. What is it? Dan? Let me tell you a story so
you know I've got any boo inmy life. We call him Steak Daddy
because he made me my first steakin ten years. I was a vegetarian,
decided to eat steak. Now Ihave it once a week. He
took you off that pass. SteakDaddy, you're the greatest. His birthday
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is coming up. Oh okay,this is great at the end of October.
His favorite flavor cake is red velvetcake. Mine too, mine too.
And my grandmother has this hundred yearold recipe that has been in our
family for years. It was likemy granddad's great great grandmother's recipe, so
probably a two hundred year old redvelvet cake recipe. At this point,
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you make it from scratch, likeyou gotta go get all the things,
and Mayma makes it for me twicea year for my birthday and for Christmas
every year. Real good. SoI was telling like I about it,
and I said, I'm gonna bakeyou this cake for your birthday. He
goes, Okay. So I pullout the recipe this weekend and I'm looking
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at it. Era. Oh,and to preface this, I am a
vegetarian. I like all organic.I get like the non dairy milk,
like the weird stuff. Well Iwas for ten, yes, but I
still eat weird hippie food. Okay, that's why you just said you're not
gonna taste any of my weird hippiefood. I love, like ali avocado
toast all day. I don't care. And so anyway, I'm trying to
(08:20):
bake this cake and I'm looking atthe recipe. I haven't even tried to
bake it yet. It's not untilOctober. I don't know what half of
the ingredients are. I don't bake. What's the difference in cake flour?
I was sitting there reading it outloud to him. I was going,
cake flour, what's cake flour.Then you've got to get shortening. It
takes four sticks of butters. Youmake the icing from scratch. And he
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goes, why don't you call yourgrandmother and see if she'll let you go
over there and make it practice cake? Yeah? Yeah, let you just
go to Walmart. I go toEggers and get something. No, because
I told him I was gonna bakethis cake and it's the most delicious cake
ever. I've baked it one timeten years ago and I don't remember how
I did it. Then, whyare you failing now at this? Then?
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So I've got to make a practicecake, that's the problem. So
it's birthdays in October and I wantit to be perfect by then. So
we got paid today. I'm goingto go to the grocery store after the
show, get all the ingredients,and this weekend I'm going to make the
first practice cake. If you feelat this is your relationship on the line,
No, I just now. Iam determined to make this the best
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damn cake I've ever made. Andyou want me to be your practice dovey,
I'm gonna make it, and Ineed you to taste it next week
when we come back to work andI want you to tell me if it's
good or not. Does it comewith a bonus at least have some candy.
If I'm want to say, nowit's cake, you'll like it.
I will get it right. Ican cook. I made chicken the other
day. I don't even eat chicken. Do hippies know how to cook?
(09:50):
Yes, I'm not a hippie.I mean I'm kind of a hippie.
You are a hippie. I cando this. It's simple directions for it
takes two days to make this cakelike cake because the way mama does it,
you bake the cake first, whichyou get all the ingredients like two
sticks about her, all this stuff, and then you bake the cake.
(10:11):
Then she puts it in the freezerovernight so that it cools off and it's
hardened, and then you make theicing from scratch, and then you ice
the cake while the cake is calling. Then you thought, I might as
well get you a pig and letthe pig try You know, you have
a farm. Let your animals tryit, get somebody else to try it.
But me put my life on theline for a damn cake. Call
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the show. I'm not I'm notwith it. What's your family recipe?
Have you ever baked a cake fromscratch for your boyfriend for the first time?
How did it go? Because I'mgonna be making a lot of practice
cakes from now until October. Ifeel like good. Look eight three three
five one Bama is the number?Catch up on Alabama in the morning,
on the iHeart radio app or whereveryou listen to podcasts. I'm trying to
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figure out how to do the hardestthing I've ever done in my life.
It was dead baking a cake formy booze birthday. Your relationship on the
line. No, it's not,don't say that is the number? What's
your family recipe? I'm trying tomake a homemade red velvet cake from scratch
for his birthday in October, andI've got to make a practice cake this
weekend, and Eera, you're goingto try it next week? Okay,
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Kelly, good morning. Yes,I made a red velvet cake from scratch
actually for my sister. And yes, it is a long process and cooking
and baking are completely different. Youhave to make sure you measure exactly for
baking. My god, so wasthe cake good? The first one turned
out not so good because they usedthe wrong flour because you've got to use
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flower you can't use regular flour.What the hell is cake flour? See?
The thing is with self rising flour, it already has something that makes
it rise. So it came outreally salty. Does it really take two
days to make a cake though?Yeah, yep it does. If you
watch the baking shows, they makethe bakes the cakes ahead of time,
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and then they put him in thefreezer. They take him out and decorate
him. Yeah, I'm going toEggers. I'm sorry. Y'all can have
it. Oh, I love you, killing I'll come. I'll come taste
it for you, Alabama, thanksfor calling the show. All right,
Love you guys, Love you.Good morning? Who's this? Good morning?
Oh Chris? What do you think? Have you ever maked something for
somebody? I'm not a big baker. I cook, but I'm not a
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big baker. But I gotta giveAir a hard time. Your nickname for
him, he is now Sprinkle.And here's what sprinkle. I'm calling you
sprinkles because if somebody gives you adonut, are you ask him where the
sprinkles? You take free stuff worsethan anybody I've ever met a look,
hey Boddy, he always has toone up and oh sprinkle DJ new Sprinkle.
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No, that doesn't sound like somebodythat's not appealing to a client.
Love me, Chris, thanks forcalling the show. No way, I'm
telling you she's offering you free cake. Are you say? Yeah? It's
gonna be great? Love ya,thank you. What the hell? It's
what the hell headlines on the AlabamaShaw. A man got a dui for
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driving a power wheel jeep white.Kind of hell? Is this possible?
Power wheels? You know where it'slike normally for kids. I used to
have several of these cars. Fiftyone year old Indiana man driving a power
wheels jeep down the road with nolights or reflectors. So a trooper,
a state trooper pulled him over,saying he was difficult to see. He
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also noted that the guy was drunk. Did some sobriety tests, found out
he was drunk. They also foundmeth and marijuana on him, so he
was taking to jail. I canunderstand of taking a jail part off the
drugs, like the hardcore drugs,but being drunk, not driving a car
that goes with five miles per hour. It's not even a car and you're
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driving it in the middle of theround. It's a it's a charge stop
car battery operating. It's a safetyhazard. Okay. Why you were listening
to Alabama in the morning on demand? Should I start calling your son DJ
Little Era, J DJ Little Era, O guy, if you have a
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baby, DJ Baby Era? Whatthanks for listening to the show. I'm
Alabama with Djra eight three three fiveone bamas the number. I love hearing
Era stories about his son. Whatdo he do? He did something that
that kind of threw me off alittle bit, y'all went to what We
went on our family vacation to Orlando, Florida over the weekend, and it
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was solely to hang out with him. But I had an opportunity to make
some money and network, so I'mlike, hey, you should come along
with me. Were you djaying?I was DJ in a day party okay,
and it was lit lit and Igot the promoter to let him in
cause he's under age, to letyour son and because your son's eighteen eighteen,
correct just graduated high school. Shejust graduated high school. So we
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get to the we get dropped off. What was his job that you wanted
him to do what was the wholereason that he was coming with you?
His job was to record and takepictures of my entire DJ set, because
normally when I DJ, I havesomebody there to do that. Okay,
But I'm like, hey, Igot my son. I can put this
money in his pocket and just togive him a chance to get some experience.
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And he was the cameraman. Yes, okay, the cameraman. So
we get dropped off by the uberand I was like, son, you
should be getting me walking up tothe club. You should be getting all
the behind the scenes stuff. Letme preface this really quiz because d January
has been trying to get his sonto get a job for months, right,
(15:48):
for months, he's been driving himall over town to do interviews,
right, and he've been trying toget him to get his driver's license,
like you've been like, you've beenreally working on your son. Been a
battle, okay. So you getout of the uber, get out of
the uber and I'm like, janaln, why are you not shooting? He
was like, Dad, don't bemad at me. I said, what's
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going on? Oh no, Iforgot my s D card. The s
D card is what allows you tosave and actually do job. Oh he
so he couldn't even do How didyou ask him? How long it took
him to realize he forgot it?He said, he realized when we were
halfway from the building. Why didn'the say something to you? Then?
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No? No, no, itlooks he just sat there and was quiet
there and was quiet. That's somethingthat was not. If I got a
problem, if I keep your messups to yourself as long as you can't
Alabama, if I got a problem, just speak up right away. So
we get upstairs. Let me letme, let me purpose what I had
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to have him do. We getupstairs. Everything is legit, everything is
nice, and I'm like, son, so how are you going to do
this? Oh, don't worry,dad, I got two cell phones.
He pulls out two cell phones andI'm like, so what about the editing?
Oh? I just send you thefootage and let you edit, I
said, see paying him to dothis? Yes, but let me tell
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you how real I am. Letme tell you how real I am.
When I got paid yesterday from doingthat gig, I still sent my son
money. He didn't even do thejob, right, It's not did you
take the money? Out. IfI was hiring somebody and they didn't do
the job right, I would havetaken I wouldn't have paid him the full
pay. No, as a parent. As a parent, our job is
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to teach. But that's how youteach him by teaching him how it would
work in the real world. Igave him some advice, but I also
said, it's so many ways youcan make money with that camera other than
it's just doing YouTube videos. Wait, but you paid him the full amount
and he did not do the wholejob right. Yeah? I mean he's
eighteen. He had eight three asthe number. Would you have paid your
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kid the full amount if they didn'tdo the job right, I would have
docked him like one hundred bucks.Yeah, eight three three Obama is the
number. Catch up with Alabama inthe morning on the iHeart radio app or
wherever you listen to podcasts. Thegood news is that after today, the
full moon will not be full anymore. Where is it going to go?
It's just gonna get smaller. ButI'm over the full moon. Every everything
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has been crazy all week long.This is nerve wreaking. We're done.
Uh. Listen to the Alabama Showon demand. Yes, go follow the
Alabama Show on Instagram, TikTok,Twitter, Facebook, and we'll see you
Tomorrow's thanks. Thanks for listening toAlabama in the Morning on demand.
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Hereis Alabama Era. Please tell me you
saw the moon today. I paidno attention to drive in. We're walking
(00:21):
outside right now because today it isa it's the second super moon in a
row. It's a blue moon.Blue moons only happen every two and a
half years, so that means someweird gonna happen today, right, Probably,
some weird's been going on all week. It's and do you know what
a blue moon is. It doesn'tmean the moon is blue. It means
it's a full moon that happens twicein the same month. So we had
a full moon August first, wehad a full moon August thirtieth. So
(00:44):
I mean I'm gonna turn into asixty event werewolf, a sixty black World
wolf. Sure, that's what thatmeans. Right, Yeah, baby,
that's what I'm taking today. Didyou see me as one of the werewolves
on Twilight? Call me God,Jacob? No, you know Jacob doesn't
(01:07):
get the girl. That's fine,I don't want that girl anyway. You
had problems. Vampires are white hotter. Where's my steak, daddy, vampire?
Okay, you want my blood?Baby? Oh God, you want
your pale vampire. Go for it. Yeah, right, we'll take it
medium rare. Oh god, callthe show. Good morning. How's your
(01:29):
day going? Eight three three fiveone Bama? Who's the number? What
the hell? It's what the hell? Headlines on the Alabama SHAW. A
woman snuck a gun into a WhiteSox game, hidden in her belly white.
She had beef with somebody. Itwas hidden in her belly fat.
Take me out to the bowl.Oh my god, No, how do
(01:53):
you hide a gun? She tuckedit under the folds of her belly fat.
Era are you hearing this? Awoman versized woman snug a gun tucked
into her belly fat at a ChicagoWhite Sox game. The gun accidentally went
off. It grazed her abdomen andhit another woman in the leg. Yeah,
she going to jail, white guy. How you super easy? Trivia
(02:15):
with the Yelabama saw Wendy? Goodmorning? What are you doing? Good
morning? I am on my wayto type my little boy to the YMCA.
Oh which which something? Shelton kShelton County. Is it daycare?
Yeah? Is before school career?Oh? Yes, not like a bonus
to me? Yes? Absolutely well, thank you for listening to us.
(02:38):
In Shelton County. Wendy, areyou calling to play Super Easy Trivia?
Yes? How old is your son? I'm so excited he is none.
Well, he may be able tohelp you out with today's Super Easy Trivia
because the theme is cartoons great.This is great. Also, here's how
it works. I'll ask the questions. D January is your lifeline? Are
(02:59):
you yes? Ma'am? All right? Number one? Who is the pet
dinosaur and the Flintstones? Forgot?This one? Not forgot? Oh my
goodness. We literally work with somebodywho has this name. Okay, I
got the answer. Do you wantto use Era as your lifeline? Wendy?
This is so much easier. Listen. It's so much easier listening.
(03:21):
I know, once the adrenaline hitswhen you're playing, it's hard, isn't
it? Yes? Because I knowthis. That's okay. Let Earra be
your lifeline, dj Era? Doyou know? Do you know? Do
you know? Is the dinosaur andthe Flintstones? All right? Next one?
Who is the fairy in Peter PanFinger Bill? Yes? See,
(03:43):
hic it's easier, Wendy, yougot this last one. And if you
need to use your son since he'sin the car. You can use him.
I know he will know this one. Who is the starfish in SpongeBob
square Pants? Wendy? What wasthat? Patrick? Patrick? Is it
that it? Awoulate? Congratulations Wendy, you just won super easy Trivia.
(04:14):
It's three things you need to know, all right, don't forget. We're
still giving away trips to our iHeartRadioMusic Festival in Vegas. Yes, the
line, come on, come on? Thought you were going to say the
other ones? Miguel James Scott,Travis Scott, Fighters, Kelly Clarkson,
col J already said that. Yousaid a little Wayne. Yeah, say
(04:39):
fallout Boy, fall out Boy.The other day Eric goes fall Out Boys.
Why did they say boy and ismore than one? Because that's the
name of the band. That's awkward. Why did is Llo cool J call
himself Llo cool J? He ain'tcool, he is cool. It was
just funny. Anyway, listen forwere to win. At nine. Am
(05:01):
Aldi is getting ready to sell theirfall wine. It's Aldi three mills pumpkin
spice mould wine. Could you imaginedrinking pumpkin spice wine actually like alcohol?
Yeah, old mould wine. Thoughyou drink hot, you don't drink it
cold like normal wine. You heatit us. It'll be on shelves starting
(05:21):
September sixth for only five ninety ninea bottle. I love you Aldi.
You gotta heat it up. Yeah, it's mould. Yeah it's warm.
It's like muld m u l ld muld. I'm not a wine expert.
I know nothing about wine. Anyway, It's greatness in a cup.
Oh, I bet it is.You're gonna laugh at this. Nick Cannon's
(05:45):
family has to google all of hiskids names, has so many. I
know. Nick's brother Gabriel Cannon wason Climb to Fame and he said he
hasn't met all of Nick cannon kidsyet, and he says sometimes he can't
remember the names of all of hisnephews and nieces, so he says he
just googles their names since they're allon the internet. Say even Nick in
(06:13):
the interview earlier this year, forgotone of his kids' names. You got
twelve you remember? Can you pitchyou pitching me with twelve kids? Yes?
How would you probably have twelve kidsrunning around? You don't even know
about Damn girls, I don't havetwelve kids. If you are one of
Djani Narra's secret Baby. Mama's callthe show right now. No, I'll
(06:35):
call the show. But that's nottrue. This just turned into a jerry.
That'd be great. Dare you saythat? That's three things you need
to know more at the Alabama Showdot com. You are listening to Alabama
in the morning. It's fun toman. I need you to be my
taste tester. I ain't tasting noneof your crazy foods. It's not hippie
(06:56):
food. What is it? Dan? Let me tell you a story so
you know I've got any boo inmy life. We call him Steak Daddy
because he made me my first steakin ten years. I was a vegetarian,
decided to eat steak. Now Ihave it once a week. He
took you off that pass. SteakDaddy, you're the greatest. His birthday
(07:16):
is coming up. Oh okay,this is great at the end of October.
His favorite flavor cake is red velvetcake. Mine too, mine too.
And my grandmother has this hundred yearold recipe that has been in our
family for years. It was likemy granddad's great great grandmother's recipe, so
probably a two hundred year old redvelvet cake recipe. At this point,
(07:38):
you make it from scratch, likeyou gotta go get all the things,
and Mayma makes it for me twicea year for my birthday and for Christmas
every year. Real good. SoI was telling like I about it,
and I said, I'm gonna bakeyou this cake for your birthday. He
goes, Okay. So I pullout the recipe this weekend and I'm looking
(07:59):
at it. Era. Oh,and to preface this, I am a
vegetarian. I like all organic.I get like the non dairy milk,
like the weird stuff. Well Iwas for ten, yes, but I
still eat weird hippie food. Okay, that's why you just said you're not
gonna taste any of my weird hippiefood. I love, like ali avocado
toast all day. I don't care. And so anyway, I'm trying to
(08:20):
bake this cake and I'm looking atthe recipe. I haven't even tried to
bake it yet. It's not untilOctober. I don't know what half of
the ingredients are. I don't bake. What's the difference in cake flour?
I was sitting there reading it outloud to him. I was going,
cake flour, what's cake flour.Then you've got to get shortening. It
takes four sticks of butters. Youmake the icing from scratch. And he
(08:43):
goes, why don't you call yourgrandmother and see if she'll let you go
over there and make it practice cake? Yeah? Yeah, let you just
go to Walmart. I go toEggers and get something. No, because
I told him I was gonna bakethis cake and it's the most delicious cake
ever. I've baked it one timeten years ago and I don't remember how
I did it. Then, whyare you failing now at this? Then?
(09:05):
So I've got to make a practicecake, that's the problem. So
it's birthdays in October and I wantit to be perfect by then. So
we got paid today. I'm goingto go to the grocery store after the
show, get all the ingredients,and this weekend I'm going to make the
first practice cake. If you feelat this is your relationship on the line,
No, I just now. Iam determined to make this the best
(09:28):
damn cake I've ever made. Andyou want me to be your practice dovey,
I'm gonna make it, and Ineed you to taste it next week
when we come back to work andI want you to tell me if it's
good or not. Does it comewith a bonus at least have some candy.
If I'm want to say, nowit's cake, you'll like it.
I will get it right. Ican cook. I made chicken the other
day. I don't even eat chicken. Do hippies know how to cook?
(09:50):
Yes, I'm not a hippie.I mean I'm kind of a hippie.
You are a hippie. I cando this. It's simple directions for it
takes two days to make this cakelike cake because the way mama does it,
you bake the cake first, whichyou get all the ingredients like two
sticks about her, all this stuff, and then you bake the cake.
(10:11):
Then she puts it in the freezerovernight so that it cools off and it's
hardened, and then you make theicing from scratch, and then you ice
the cake while the cake is calling. Then you thought, I might as
well get you a pig and letthe pig try You know, you have
a farm. Let your animals tryit, get somebody else to try it.
But me put my life on theline for a damn cake. Call
(10:33):
the show. I'm not I'm notwith it. What's your family recipe?
Have you ever baked a cake fromscratch for your boyfriend for the first time?
How did it go? Because I'mgonna be making a lot of practice
cakes from now until October. Ifeel like good. Look eight three three
five one Bama is the number?Catch up on Alabama in the morning,
on the iHeart radio app or whereveryou listen to podcasts. I'm trying to
(10:56):
figure out how to do the hardestthing I've ever done in my life.
It was dead baking a cake formy booze birthday. Your relationship on the
line. No, it's not,don't say that is the number? What's
your family recipe? I'm trying tomake a homemade red velvet cake from scratch
for his birthday in October, andI've got to make a practice cake this
weekend, and Eera, you're goingto try it next week? Okay,
(11:18):
Kelly, good morning. Yes,I made a red velvet cake from scratch
actually for my sister. And yes, it is a long process and cooking
and baking are completely different. Youhave to make sure you measure exactly for
baking. My god, so wasthe cake good? The first one turned
out not so good because they usedthe wrong flour because you've got to use
(11:41):
flower you can't use regular flour.What the hell is cake flour? See?
The thing is with self rising flour, it already has something that makes
it rise. So it came outreally salty. Does it really take two
days to make a cake though?Yeah, yep it does. If you
watch the baking shows, they makethe bakes the cakes ahead of time,
(12:01):
and then they put him in thefreezer. They take him out and decorate
him. Yeah, I'm going toEggers. I'm sorry. Y'all can have
it. Oh, I love you, killing I'll come. I'll come taste
it for you, Alabama, thanksfor calling the show. All right,
Love you guys, Love you.Good morning? Who's this? Good morning?
Oh Chris? What do you think? Have you ever maked something for
somebody? I'm not a big baker. I cook, but I'm not a
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big baker. But I gotta giveAir a hard time. Your nickname for
him, he is now Sprinkle.And here's what sprinkle. I'm calling you
sprinkles because if somebody gives you adonut, are you ask him where the
sprinkles? You take free stuff worsethan anybody I've ever met a look,
hey Boddy, he always has toone up and oh sprinkle DJ new Sprinkle.
(12:48):
No, that doesn't sound like somebodythat's not appealing to a client.
Love me, Chris, thanks forcalling the show. No way, I'm
telling you she's offering you free cake. Are you say? Yeah? It's
gonna be great? Love ya,thank you. What the hell? It's
what the hell headlines on the AlabamaShaw. A man got a dui for
(13:13):
driving a power wheel jeep white.Kind of hell? Is this possible?
Power wheels? You know where it'slike normally for kids. I used to
have several of these cars. Fiftyone year old Indiana man driving a power
wheels jeep down the road with nolights or reflectors. So a trooper,
a state trooper pulled him over,saying he was difficult to see. He
(13:35):
also noted that the guy was drunk. Did some sobriety tests, found out
he was drunk. They also foundmeth and marijuana on him, so he
was taking to jail. I canunderstand of taking a jail part off the
drugs, like the hardcore drugs,but being drunk, not driving a car
that goes with five miles per hour. It's not even a car and you're
(13:56):
driving it in the middle of theround. It's a it's a charge stop
car battery operating. It's a safetyhazard. Okay. Why you were listening
to Alabama in the morning on demand? Should I start calling your son DJ
Little Era, J DJ Little Era, O guy, if you have a
(14:20):
baby, DJ Baby Era? Whatthanks for listening to the show. I'm
Alabama with Djra eight three three fiveone bamas the number. I love hearing
Era stories about his son. Whatdo he do? He did something that
that kind of threw me off alittle bit, y'all went to what We
went on our family vacation to Orlando, Florida over the weekend, and it
(14:43):
was solely to hang out with him. But I had an opportunity to make
some money and network, so I'mlike, hey, you should come along
with me. Were you djaying?I was DJ in a day party okay,
and it was lit lit and Igot the promoter to let him in
cause he's under age, to letyour son and because your son's eighteen eighteen,
correct just graduated high school. Shejust graduated high school. So we
(15:07):
get to the we get dropped off. What was his job that you wanted
him to do what was the wholereason that he was coming with you?
His job was to record and takepictures of my entire DJ set, because
normally when I DJ, I havesomebody there to do that. Okay,
But I'm like, hey, Igot my son. I can put this
money in his pocket and just togive him a chance to get some experience.
(15:28):
And he was the cameraman. Yes, okay, the cameraman. So
we get dropped off by the uberand I was like, son, you
should be getting me walking up tothe club. You should be getting all
the behind the scenes stuff. Letme preface this really quiz because d January
has been trying to get his sonto get a job for months, right,
(15:48):
for months, he's been driving himall over town to do interviews,
right, and he've been trying toget him to get his driver's license,
like you've been like, you've beenreally working on your son. Been a
battle, okay. So you getout of the uber, get out of
the uber and I'm like, janaln, why are you not shooting? He
was like, Dad, don't bemad at me. I said, what's
(16:10):
going on? Oh no, Iforgot my s D card. The s
D card is what allows you tosave and actually do job. Oh he
so he couldn't even do How didyou ask him? How long it took
him to realize he forgot it?He said, he realized when we were
halfway from the building. Why didn'the say something to you? Then?
(16:30):
No? No, no, itlooks he just sat there and was quiet
there and was quiet. That's somethingthat was not. If I got a
problem, if I keep your messups to yourself as long as you can't
Alabama, if I got a problem, just speak up right away. So
we get upstairs. Let me letme, let me purpose what I had
(16:52):
to have him do. We getupstairs. Everything is legit, everything is
nice, and I'm like, son, so how are you going to do
this? Oh, don't worry,dad, I got two cell phones.
He pulls out two cell phones andI'm like, so what about the editing?
Oh? I just send you thefootage and let you edit, I
said, see paying him to dothis? Yes, but let me tell
(17:15):
you how real I am. Letme tell you how real I am.
When I got paid yesterday from doingthat gig, I still sent my son
money. He didn't even do thejob, right, It's not did you
take the money? Out. IfI was hiring somebody and they didn't do
the job right, I would havetaken I wouldn't have paid him the full
pay. No, as a parent. As a parent, our job is
(17:37):
to teach. But that's how youteach him by teaching him how it would
work in the real world. Igave him some advice, but I also
said, it's so many ways youcan make money with that camera other than
it's just doing YouTube videos. Wait, but you paid him the full amount
and he did not do the wholejob right. Yeah? I mean he's
eighteen. He had eight three asthe number. Would you have paid your
(18:00):
kid the full amount if they didn'tdo the job right, I would have
docked him like one hundred bucks.Yeah, eight three three Obama is the
number. Catch up with Alabama inthe morning on the iHeart radio app or
wherever you listen to podcasts. Thegood news is that after today, the
full moon will not be full anymore. Where is it going to go?
It's just gonna get smaller. ButI'm over the full moon. Every everything
(18:22):
has been crazy all week long.This is nerve wreaking. We're done.
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