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August 7, 2025 • 17 mins
Alabama's cousin, Hanna, tells us about her first day as a second grade teacher. Producer Blake almost gets into a fight in a parking lot while shopping. A ketchup smoothie is here in 3 Things You NEED To Know. PLUS, Super Easy Trivia and What The Hell Headlines HERE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots, one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
to the Alabama Show.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Good morning, good morning. Okay, what do you do at church?
You teach Sunday school?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes, I teach the children, all right.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yesterday was the first day of school for a lot
of kids, and today is the first day of school
for some more kids.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I want you to give the.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Kids going to school today that are listening to the
show a pep talk.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
All right, kids, hang on, I'll give you some good
music for it.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
My gosh. All right, have fun kids, that's good to school.
Obey the teachers the best you can. Teachers are cool.
Eat sweets, Eat what.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
The lunch room ladies give you.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
And at snack time, eat a lot of sweets.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
You gotta eat your vegetables.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
You can, but during snack time.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
At snack, don't get you don't know what their parents
packed for them, and they may have a sugar aversion.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Eat stuff that's really good.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Eat what your teachers tell you. Get a sticker on
your notebook.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
A good sticker, don't get a bad one. Don't get
in trouble on the first day.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Or first week.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
No homework today.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I can't promise that.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
First day school is always the best anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
If you are going back to school today, have an
awesome day.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
If you're a parent and you get the day to yourself,
also have an awesome day.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Feel free to call the show eight three three five
one Bama is the number.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Good morning stuff, It's what the hell headlines? What the
hell are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
On the Alabama Show.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
A music festival is offering the chance to win free
tickets if you donate your kidney.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Why does it matter which kidney?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
This is in Sweden because the organ donor has gone
down in Sweden. If you pledge to donate a kidney,
they will put you up to register to win tickets
to this three day music festival that's like their biggest.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Music festival in Sweden.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
But you have to be eighteen years or older and
have a Swedish Social Security number.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
So you're telling me it's not even guaranteed. You get
put into a ravel if you even win.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Right, here's my kidney? Good luck?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Why it's super easy trivia with the Yelabama Show.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Kristin, good morning, what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (02:43):
I am getting kids ready for school?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Girl? Is today the first day back?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
It is?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Are you so ready, I am what grades are your
kids going into?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh god, so you spent a ton of money this
summer for back to school, didn't you.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Oh my gosh, the supplies were so smooved.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
How much did you spend just ballpark? I'm just curious
for each kids? Sixty dollars just for supply?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Holy cow. Okay, well, let's make your day a little better.
Do you want to play super easy trivia to win
tickets to Maroon five? I do?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
All right, girl, we got you. I'll ask the questions.
Producer Blake is your lifeline. If your kids are around,
they may be able to help you.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Also. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yes, all right?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Question number one, Kristin, what is a group of lions called?

Speaker 7 (03:31):
Oh, I noticed a pride?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Good job?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Next one what Disney princess lost her shoe.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
At the ball Smilla? Good job?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
And last one for the win, Kristin, a portrait is
a picture of what.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
A personally?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Congratulations, You're going to Marin five in Atlanta in November.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
There's three things you need to know with Alma show.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
There's new butterfly gardens that have been added to Hoover Parks.
And I am so excited about this. Members of Leadership
Hoover have been adding the gardens to the parks around Hoover.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
They really wanted to just.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Start with art, but then they included pollinator gardens. So
you can go see the butterflies at Cahaba River Chase, Greenway,
Veterans Park, Hemming Park, lock Haven Park, and Blue Ridge Park.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
So go enjoy.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
If you have a.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Parent that posts too much about your family online, don't worry.
You're not the only one.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Beyoncey thanks her mom posts too much about their family
social media.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I think it's just in Paris, DNA.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh my gosh, yes, so Tina, Beyonce's mom, was just
on Kate Hudson's Postcat podcast and said that she'll post
twenty five videos and then Beyonce will call her and
be like, Mama, can you not post so much?

Speaker 4 (04:59):
You're doing too much.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
You're doing the most trotting.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Though I know, I feel like she liked something. There
was some drama a couple of months ago where Beyonce's
mom liked like a like a very controversial story and
then had to unlike it because everybody noticed it and
was like, ooh, what is Beyonce's Mama note, I'll just see. Also,
if you're wondering what will happen to the flowers from

(05:23):
Ozzie's memorial, They're going to be turned to mulch and
scattered by his private grave. Also, there's a dedicated team
supposedly working around the clock right now to sort and
process the thousands of items left by fans. The notes
and the memorabilia are going to be preserved and cataloged.
If you saw some of the photos, like there was

(05:44):
a there was an Ozzie statue, like a big one,
like a nose, a little small one. But I mean
fans left a lot of stuff. When they did his
funeral procession through Birmingham, there was a whole like tribute
to him that Sharon and the whole family went left
their flowers also, but fans left like this whole big
thing for him.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I feel like that's going to be the case in
any celebrities.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Past, not as big as Ozzie, though, like Ozzie had
a big one. There's been It's cool anyway, I still
think you need to know more at the Alabama Show
dot com, The.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Alabama Show on to me, It's amazing free on the
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I think everybody has a great first day back to
school story at some point in their life and call
the show. Eight three three five oh one. Bama is
the number. By the way, thanks for listening to the
Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with Producer Blake.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I'm producer Blake.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
My little cousin Hannah, who you know as the voice
of Headlines. She just graduated college and she's a second
grade teacher for the first time ever this year. Yesterday
was her first day of teaching second grade.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
So we've got her on the line.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I want to see if anything happened at school yesterday.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
We're calling to check in. Did anything funny or.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Crazy happened yesterday on your first day as being a teacher.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
I said, a kid the wrong Hannah.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
That's not funny, that's not funny, but that's crazy, literally,
felt I started time.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Did the bus the driver have to bring the kid back?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Or did the kid ride the.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Bus for an hour? And then the parents start panicking?
I think the second off, how did you find out?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
The principals call me and asked what bus's among?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Oh no, Hannah, Well that's okay. There's a lot of buses, right,
there's like all these different bus numbers.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Well here assuredly that that's common for the first day.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
So okay, okay, Well we're glad you survived.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Hey, I know his bus number.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Now make sure you have a list. You double check it.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Be like Santa, you're checking it twice.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Well, I love you, You're doing great things.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
We wanted to check in have a good second day
of school today.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
They Alabama show free on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
App eight three three five one. Bama is the number
to call the show. Andrew, did something crazy happen to
you on one of your first days.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Back at school?

Speaker 7 (08:21):
Yeah? I was in third grade. I was in third
grade when to Susan Woord Elementary and a little girl
that I sat next to in class stabbed me in
the knee with a pencil and I cried the whole day.
I just wanted to go home. And when I got hauled,
my steppeda told me to tough it up.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
You didn't get stitches or anything.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
No, it was like a perfect hole. They just filled
it with triple Anna body for the band aid on.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
It really like a hole.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
My pancy, What.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Did you do to the girl to make her stab
you in the knee with a pencil.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
I don't even know. I don't remember. I was too
traublized by the pencil.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Well that means that she had a crush on you.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
I see it. I mean we ended up dating like
years later. But it really didn't mark Ny there.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Of course you did.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Of course you dated the girl that stabbed you in
the knee of the pencil in third grade.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I love that, I too.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
I thought I thought she was holding to check her
flag for the finish line. Turns out of the red
flag golf.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Love you Andrew, have a good day.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
I love y'all too.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
My little cousin Hannah is a teacher for the very
first time ever, and yesterday was her first day being
a second grade teacher, and she accidentally put a kid
on the wrong bus, sent them home on the wrong bus.
Eight three three, five oh one, Bama is the number
to call the show. Do you have a back to
school story, Kelly, Good morning, Gosh.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Yes. And as a matter of fact, she was in
second grade when she got sent home on the wrong bus.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Your kid, so I'm my Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
My daughter did the one that she's starting her first
job today, but back in second grade, she got sent
home on the wrong bus, and it is it's terrifying.
So please Hannah, it's okay. It happens to the best.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
I love this because, yes, I want to hear her
parents' perspective, because I just heard Hannah, my little cousin
who's a teacher, from her perspective, how long did it
take your daughter to get home when she got put
on the wrong bus.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
I got a call that said that she had gotten
on the wrong bus, and fortunately, I guess in a way,
it was her and her little best friend both got
on the ended up on the wrong bus, so they
had each other.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
But about that time the bus came back around. I
don't know. I think my husband had ended up going
to the.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
School to pick her up.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
Oh my gosh, this is what happened, and it is scary.
But she was on another bus with another bus driver,
so it's not like she was left standing on the
side of the road or anything.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Absolutely well, thank you for sharing.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'll have to tell my little cousin Hannah to make
her feel better today.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Yes, as soon as I heard her on the radio,
I was like, oh, I have to call, I have
to call.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Thank you for calling.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
Kelly, all right, you have a great day.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
On the Alabama Show, a man got probation after his
wife discovered he was married to two other women.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Why how does this man fumble three bags of one?

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Guess where he was? Where he is Florida? He is
a Florida man.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
He got a two year probation sentence after his wife,
Tanya discovered he was still legally married to two other women,
Michelle and Brandy, all three women from different Florida counties.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
He had met and married through.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Different dating websites over a two year period, and none
of them knew about each other.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
How does he split the time that way?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I have no idea, but the judge ordered him to
go under a mental health evaluation. He also has to
avoid all contact with his three ex wives, and he's
being prohibited from using social media and dating sites.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Now, it's three things you need to know you with
the ELEMENTA Show.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Hoover City Schools just launched a new automotive Academy at
the River Chase Career Connection Center. So they want to
help students prepare for work, college, and life after graduation.
So they get hands on experience to be certified automotive technicians.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Oh oh that I wish I could do that. That'd
be sick.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
We'll send you there. The Hulu app is going to
be phased out.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Disney just said it is fully integrating the Hulu service.
They own Hulu one hundred percent.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Now yeah they I'm not sure if I'm a fan
of this yet.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
So it's going to be part of the Disney Plus streamer.
The new app is going to be available in twenty
twenty six. Customers can still get a standalone Hulu subscription
without Disney, and you can also get a standalone Disney
plan without Hulu, so.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
You can still separate it or you can get it together.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
There's a new book that just came out by a
NASA engineer that explains Taylor Swift's success.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
They explain the success.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yes, I love this.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's called Good Ideas and Power Moves, exploring how anyone
can learn from the way that Taylor Swift built her
career from the ground up.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
The book literally talks about how Taylor, as the founder of.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Her all multi billion dollar enterprise, has higher returns than
ninety nine point nine percent of hedge funds. And has
built a stronger global corporation than nearly every other American
conglomerate CEO. We have a lot to learn from Taylor, Like,
she literally did build this whole business.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
She built it from the ground up by herself.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
She did well. She's got a team, but she did
good jobbing. I know, I want to be as rich
as Taylor Swift. That's three things you need to know.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
More at The Alabama Show dot com The Alabama.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Show onto me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
We do this thing on the show where we like
to talk about the good things in our life because
there's too many crazy stuff in the world. So call
the show whatever you're celebrating. Nothing's too big or small.
Eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number. Emily,
Good morning. What's your good news?

Speaker 6 (14:10):
My sister's pregnant.

Speaker 9 (14:12):
Yeah, you're gonna be aunt pcos as she hasn't married
get pregnant for like several years and she's finally pregnant.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Does she know who the dad is?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Does?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah? So I'm very very excited.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Oh that's awesome. Are you gonna spoil the baby wherever
I can? I love that being an aunt is great. News.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Call the show if you also have good news that
you want to share, so we can give you the
airhorn and celebrate with you. Eight three three five oh
one Bama is the number.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on to men.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
All I know is Producer Blake got yelled at by
her grandma in a parking lot. It was kind of traumatic, honestly,
by the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
I'm Alabama with Producer. What happened.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
I was just at the store getting groceries and I
go out to my car and all of a sudden,
this lady starts like man, she yelling in my.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Direction and I turn around. I go, huh. She goes,
you hit my car.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
You hit my car in.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Your car at this point, I don't know. I turn around.
She goes, you're gonna pay for this. I go I can, oh,
dear none. I just came out of the store. What happened.
Turns out there was a lady eight cars behind me
that went.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
That was like laughing at me, and the lady goes,
not you, sir, move. She's yelled at this lady behind you,
and they're like twenty car parking spots away from each other.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
She goes, you get over here or the police will
be here.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
I see you got in the middle of a grandma fight.
Was an older how old these ladies' fifties.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Probably four thirties or forties.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Okay, okay, so not grandma's.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
No, But the car was not dinged up at all.
So I'm like, am I getting pranked? I thought you
were going to be there with a camera. So I
called you after and all went, hey, you go save it,
save it for later.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
So I go, okay, So I'm thinking you're still pranking me,
like I think.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
You're breaking me looking around the parking lot familiar with
the camera.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I stood there and I looked around. It's like, is
Alabama breaking right now?

Speaker 5 (16:24):
And this lady is just letting me have it? I
thought it turns out I.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Was in the clear. But I can tell you right.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Now that shook me in my boots because I thought
I was about to have to get into a lawsuit.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Call a show eight.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Three thirty five one, Bama is the Remember you ever
think somebody's yelling at you were talking to you? You
know what's the worst is like when somebody's waving and
you think they're waving at you, and then you realize
they were waving at somebody behind you.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Oh that ain't that?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Hey? And you're like hey, and they're like, who are you?

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, it's so awkward. Eight three three five one Bama
is the number. That's eight three three five oh one two.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
You were listening to The Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Hey, what are you going to do today after work?

Speaker 5 (17:06):
I'm going I'm going to get lunch and then play
some games.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Okay, video games, Fortnite, Call of Duty. Who are you playing?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I don't know yet.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Okay, Well, anyway, we're done. Hey, thanks for listening to
the show.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Anything you missed, you can always go back and listen
to the podcast, The Alabama Show on demand on the
free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
And we'll see you tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
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