September 24, 2025 • 20 mins
Will doesn't know if he should continue dating a girl after finding out she JUST got a divorce in Ask Alabama. Producer Blake was challenged with making a Basic Girl Starter kit and did not disappoint. Jimmy Kimmel is back in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm gonna say a word and you tell me if
it gives you PTSD.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Okay, pumpkin spice.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Don't ever bring the overnight adds.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Dumpkin overnight.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
I think that might be the worst thing you've ever said.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Honestly, those were good. I ate those. If you missed it.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
By the way, good morning, thanks for listening to the
Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with Producer Blake. Yesterday we played
Wheel of Pumpkin. Producer Blake tried a bunch of pumpkin
spice things, the pumpkin overnight oes.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I think we're good.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
Well, pumpkin is probably my least favorite flavor, so it
didn't work out well in my favor.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Okay, well, you don't have to eat anything today.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
That does not mean anything. I could still be harmed somehow.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
But make sure you're listening.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
At eight o'clock, Producer Blake is going to present his
Basic Blake starter kit and we're going to give it away.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I'll explain more eight.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Just listening at eight o'clock or listen at seven forty
for Producer Blake's daily Basic Blake influencer affirmation.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I've made it also my.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Favorite thing that we do on the show. Anyway, just
keep listening. You don't want to miss the show. Hi,
thank you for being here. Call in if you want.
What's your favorite basic girl fall thing? Because we're officially
in fall.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Eight three three five oh one. Bama is the number.
Good morning, Sun, It's what the hell headlines? What the
hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
On the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Beer makes people more attractive to mosquitoes.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Why, I mean, I get it. They just want a
little buzz.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Apparently some researchers did this whole thing where they did
a study and it's actually beer and cannabis and it
makes people forty four percent more attractive to mosquitos.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
So if you don't want to get bent while.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You're outside, looks like I'm in the clear.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yea drink.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I hate beer, but I love a good time.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Super easy trivia with the Yella Bama Schelle.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Good morning, Maddie. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I'm in the car on the way to babble study.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Are you really yes?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh my gosh, Maddie.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Have you seen rapture talk all over TikTok this week?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I have.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It is so wild if you're listening and you don't
know what rapture talk is. Everybody on TikTok. Thanks, we
were going to get raptured yesterday.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
We did not.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Maddie, do you want to win tickets to Shaboozy and
play super easy trivia? Yes? All right, girl, I'll ask
the questions. Producer Blake is your lifeline. My biblical history
may not be great, so we all need hope we
can get Maddie. Question number one, how many commandments are there?
(02:51):
How many commandments has Producer Blake broken in the past week?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Come on, I have no clue.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Next question, matt answer who built an arc and put
two of each animal on it?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Noah, Noah? It's correct.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That would be Noah's ark, Me and Noah would have
been Bud's.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I want to hung out on that boat.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I believe you probably have adopted them all too.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
All right, Maddie. Last one for the wind. What was
Jesus's mother's name?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Mary?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Mary?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Would be correct. Maddie.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Not only did you not get raptured, but you won
tickets to Shaboozi and one super easy trivia.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh my gosh, it's three things you need to know.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
There's a Diary of a Wimpy Kid tour coming to Birmingham.
Like literally, the author of Diary of a Wimpy Kid,
Jeff Kenney, is going to be here.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Like he's just going doing a big tour.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yes, October twenty fifth at the Leslie's Right Fine Art
Center at Sanford. It's going to be the last It's
a laugh out loud event where guests are going to
be invited to join Jeff the author on stage to
be a part of the show. And your tickets include
a pre signed book.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
That's pretty sick.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I know it is kind of cool, isn't it. So
if you want to go get your tickets. A man
was arrested at Travis Kelsey's house while trying to serve
Taylor Swift legal papers.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Justin Fisher.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Justin Lee Fisher, a former police officer turned private investigator,
was arrested for attempting to serve Taylor deposition papers for
Justin Baldoni's legal team.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Bay.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Here's what he did.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
He jumped the fence onto private property at two am
in the morning. You can't be serving legal papers at
two am in the morning or jumping fences to go
into somebody's house.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Can't do that.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
The two am thing doesn't surprise me. But jump in
the fence, Yeah, trying to get in there. You can't
do that.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Likely, you have to do it within reason. Anyway, I'm
not a lawyer, don't know. We did not get raptured yesterday.
If you were anywhere near TikTok, you have seen rapture talk.
The big thing is we were supposed to get raptured yesterday.
This all started because of a South African pastor, Joshua,
who claimed any YouTube video earlier this year that Jesus
(05:22):
Christ told him that the world was ending. Then came
all the people on TikTok who believed him, so rapture
talk yesterday was like a mix of like people crying
who really believed that this was their last days on earth.
And then the memes of people making fun of not
being raptured you left behind.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
They're probably greater memes than there are people don't believe it.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
There's oh my gosh, it's got intense.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
TikTok has been the wild West in today. Let's see
what happens today. It might be a little awkward. That's
three things you need to know. More at the Alabama
Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
We're listening to the Alabama Show on to me. Good morning, Will.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
What's your issue for ask Alabama?
Speaker 8 (06:04):
I need to know if I should cut things off
with a girl.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Well, hopefully we can help if you ever have an
issue for ask Alabama called the show eight three three
five oh one Bama. Okay, why do you want to
know if you should cut things.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Off with a girl? What's going on?
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Okay, So let's just start out. You know, we matched
on a dating site and we have gone on a
date with got a first date and it went really well.
She's super nice and I do like her. But the
issue is that I found out you just got divorced
two months ago.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's very recent. So what Yeah, what does she say
about it?
Speaker 8 (06:40):
I mean she says that you know that they were
separated for a while before the divorce final. I guess
the bigger issue is that she's been talking about that
she wants to take things really slow, you know, because
you know how the divorce went for her and everything.
But I'm really I'm ready. I'm ready for a serious relationship.
That's why, you know. I got on this website, you know,
and got matched and I just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I think there's potential.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
With her, but I just, you know, I don't know.
I mean, like, should I keep trying to date her
and like hope that eventually, you know, she'll be ready
for something serious? Or should I just get ties, just
call it a day, you know, till before I get
really attached?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Producer Blake, what would you do keep dating her if.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
You're looking for something serious? She's looking for something serious.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
All she wants.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
She wants to take it slow.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Yeah, to be serious. If she was looking for a
hookup and get out of there, she would have said that.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
No, I don't think she would have. Everybody who's going
through a breakup that immediately goes onto a dating side
is just looking for a rebound. And if you actually
like this girl, you are setting yourself up for a heartbreak.
I feel like that divorce is so soon two months
eight three three five oh one, Bama call the show
eight three three five.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh one two two six.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
So, if you've ever gone through a divorce, how long
did you wait before you started dating again? And if
you started dating somebody immediately, did it work out?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Let's see if we can get some help for you.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Will the Alabama show Fun to Man, It's Amazing free
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Eight three three five O one Bama is the number
to call the show.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Andrew, good morning.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
How long should you wait after a divorce to start dating?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You don't go to the shoe store?
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Bear footed you go that night?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You can celebrate the.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Relationship.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
I tell you five thousand.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Okay, you're you're on how wife number?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
What now?
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Minor detail? Minor detail?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Love you buddy, have a good day.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
Love y'all, y'all have an amazing day.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Eight three three five I one Bama is the number
to call the show. Kelly, what do you think about Will?
Who met a girl on a dating app and she
just got a divorce two months ago, and he's thinking
about trying to wait around and see if she's ready
for a serious relationship.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Don't do it.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
He needs to break up with her, I think, or
just you know, because a lot of times, right after
you get divorced, you're not in a position too for
a serious relationship. I agree.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I think it's a rebound, yes exactly, And so if
six months from now she's still around, maybe they can
try it again.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I definitely think like people are just so in like
the divorce. It's like there's a honeymoon phase. There's a
honeymoon phase for the divorce too, and they're just in
the glow of wild Oh you're.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Not my husband.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, it took me eleven years to find my current
husband after my divorce.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Ooh girl. Yeah, but it was worth waiting for in
my case. How many rebounds did you have between husband
one and husband two?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm sorry you're breaking up. I can't hear you. Love you.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
On the Alabama Show, a.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Guy in a gorilla suit stole somebody's shoes.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
He's going monkey.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
He did more too.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
He was a teenager, he's eighteen years old. In Nashville,
put the person in a headlock and then stole his shoes.
So then the person called the cops because the guy
in the gorilla suit and his friend in a Hawaiian
shirt ran away, and the cops started driving around Nashville.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Looking for a man in a gorilla suit.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
They called him crossing the bridge, so they cut him
off in the car and they arrested him.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I didn't think they'd catch us this quick.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's a first alert weather day here in Alabama, starting
out with storms and showers in the northwest corner of Alabama,
which means it's going to come to us heavy rain,
gust of wind, lightning, and then we're going to have
another round this evening and starting this afternoon into this evening.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Well then looks like I need to be prepped.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, so get your helmet ready. Here is the beloved
show that just announced they will be coming back. Fox
announced they are bringing back Baywatch next season with an
all new casts. They announced yesterday that a new version
of Baywatch will premiere in the twenty twenty six twenty
twenty seventh season.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
They're promising to bring.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
The California Dream to a whole new generation of fans
with fresh stories.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Remember the original Baywatch.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
That premiered in nineteen eighty nine with David Hasselhoff and
Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
I was gonna say it would be kind of weird
if they brought back the original cans for the same proops.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
They've been famous ever since. Maybe they'll make some guest
appearances and be like the teachers of the Lifeguards or
like the manager or something.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
It's gonna be something something.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I don't know, it'll be awesome, but Baywatch, it'll be
back next year. Get ready.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
And then Jimmy Kimmel returned last night after being canceled
for some remarks made about Charlie Kirk. He delivered the
most anticipated monologue. Everybody had been waiting for this. Here's
what happened. He thanked everyone who's supported him during his suspension,
but then he got emotional talking about Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
I do want to make something clear because it's important
to me as a human, and that is you understand
that it was never my intention to make light of
the murder of.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
A young man. A moment over the weekend, a.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Very beautiful moment.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
I don't know if you saw this on Sunday, Erica
Kirk forgave the man who shot her husband.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
She forgave him.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
That is an example we should follow.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Yeah, if you believe.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
In the teachings of Jesus as I do.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
There it was.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
That's it, a selfless act of grace forgiveness from a
grieving widow. It touched me deeply.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You can tell he got emotional doing his monologue talking
about that, And I'm glad that he did because I
think we all needed to see the human side of
Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
And I'm glad he addressed all the stuff in the monologue.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Yeah, people were starting to tak him the wrong way,
but I think this really is going to change some
stuff going forward.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Oh yeah, and I think he'll be more aware of
some of the jokes he makes moving forward to That's
three things you need to know more at the Alabama
Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
You're listening to the Alabama Show. The following program is
one demand.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
It's time for another basic blank influencer moment where he
gives us a positive affirmation.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Okay, she was a very hand me the day information
This is.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
To make everybody in a positive mood. If you were
Instagram influencer producer Blake, this would be your.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Status for today.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
My Hora sparkles brighter than a brand new Stanley cup,
and every target run leads, Every target run leads me
closer to my higher self. My soul is as soft
as a freshly washed Sherpa blanket.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
I don't know what a sherpa is.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
A blanket. It's like a fuzzy blanket. Read it one
more time now that you know what it all says.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Just no inflections here.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
My ora sparkles brighter than a brand new Stanley cup,
and every target run leads me closer to my higher self.
My soul is as soft as a freshly washed shrpo blanket.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I hate this. I'm not reading it again.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
This is.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I deceded to give you your fairy sound. Good job, buddy,
and that is MI. What's awesome.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I'm so happy you're enjoying that. I don't Why do
I have to keep doing?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
This is basic Blake Week.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
If you have good news you'd like to share on
the show, call in eight three three five oh one Bama.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
to call the show. Calton, Good morning, where are you
calling from?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Awesome? What's going on in Montavalo today?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Nothing, just a bunch of people headed out to go
to work this morning.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Are you excited about the hotel that's going to be
built downtown like on the main street?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Heck you get some visitors coming. Do you have good
news today?
Speaker 8 (15:10):
I have good news?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
What's what's what's something that you're happy about in your
life right now? Amen, especially after Rapture TikTok yesterday.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I'm happy that we all woke up breathing.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Ma'am.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Thank you for listening to the show. We appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You're listening to the Alabama Shown.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Thank you for listening to Basic Blake week on the
Alabama Show.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
She was a very.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Welcome How do you feel after your homework yesterday, Producer Blake.
We're making Producer Blake do basic girl things all week,
and yesterday your homework was I gave you thirty bucks.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
You had to buy as many basic girl things as
you could correct and we'll give that away. But you
called me yesterday and there was a story and I
went hold it for tomorrow. What happened you to the
Dollar Tree?
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:01):
So the Dollar Tree I went to and I was like,
I don't even know where to start.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
So, cause you don't know what basic girl things to buy,
you panicked?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
See yes, And I.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
See this girl standing there and I go, hey, you
look like a basic white girl.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Can you know me real quick? She goes, uh, uh, what.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Did she help you pick out?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
The shooting down the aisle with me? So I love
I like, she helps me out.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
She goes, that's so interesting.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
So did you tell her that you work on the radio.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Not at first. At first you just helping out a
weird guy that was looking for weird stuff.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
But yeah, I did tell her. I said, thank you,
blah blah blah. Left, went to another store, nothing interesting.
I got two things from there.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I just go, let's go through this thing.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
So I go back second time and ask another girl
for help. She looks at me and runs away.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
All right, this is Basic Blake's Basic Girl starter kit,
and we will give this away.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
But show me the things that you got.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
So first I got a little skunk okay, stuffed animal perfect.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I like the little plush cut up for cuddling fall days.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
I got a water bottle be kind of cute?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Is it plastic? Okay? BP a free good.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
That's I appreci Do you get.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
A bath bob?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
I got a bath bomb?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
All right, that's perfect. This is great Basic Blake starter kit.
You got all this for thirty bucks. I'm proud.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Yeah, no, Oka, there's more.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
So then I got nails, fingernails, give me these fingernails.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
These are not Basic Girl nails. You cannot go to
the bathroom with these nails. Has that team bride? What
if they're not me?
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Okay, I had options. Then I got a hairclip.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
You definitely got that hair clipped dollar tree. Okay, clip yeah,
hairclip day. I got a spicy book, kiss me me
and more. Oh my god, I got lip bomb. Okay,
mom that we need the pooh. There's there's a honey
in the back. I'm proud of you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
I got fuzzy socks.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
This is thirty dollars.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
One last thing. I got a sucker.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Because the ladies like sweets and giants swirlpop. Hey job,
you know what. I'll throw in a free pumpkin spice
latte too.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
If you would like to win basic Blake starter kit.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Call the Show eight three three five oh one Bama.
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
The Alabama Show on Demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Good morning, Who's this? This is Allison Alison? What are
you doing right now?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'm on my way to work.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Where do you work?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I work at you ad, I'm a bee therapist.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
I thank you for what you do.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
That is awesome. I'm giving you a air for just
for that, because that is a I know that that
we what you do is very important, So.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Thank you, Alison.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
How do you think producer Blake did with his Basic
Girl starter kit?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I think he did great. I was cracking half at
the the book and the sucker.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I think he did a good jobs the book Dollar
Trade Book.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
I will go my spicy book.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Allison, do you want to win Basic Blake starter Kit?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yes, you are our winner. She was a fairy.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Allison.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Congratulations, we love you for listening to the show. We'll
get you the Basic Blake starter Kit. I'm gonna throw
in a pumpkin spice latte.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
On us and some some Q swag. So we appreciate
you so much.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Awesome, thank you you were listening to the Alabama show.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I'll give you a hint for tomorrow of what we're
doing for Basic blike week. Okay, uh, pumpkin spice lette.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
I don't like betting games when it involves my torture.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
There's no betting. It's good, You'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
I don't like pumpkin spine anyway.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Make sure you're listening tomorrow. We'll be back bright and
early at six am.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama show Home on demand,
Stirring the pots one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm gonna say a word and you tell me if
it gives you PTSD.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Okay, pumpkin spice.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Don't ever bring the overnight adds.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Dumpkin overnight.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
I think that might be the worst thing you've ever said.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Honestly, those were good. I ate those. If you missed it.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
By the way, good morning, thanks for listening to the
Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with Producer Blake. Yesterday we played
Wheel of Pumpkin. Producer Blake tried a bunch of pumpkin
spice things, the pumpkin overnight oes.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I think we're good.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
Well, pumpkin is probably my least favorite flavor, so it
didn't work out well in my favor.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Okay, well, you don't have to eat anything today.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
That does not mean anything. I could still be harmed somehow.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
But make sure you're listening.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
At eight o'clock, Producer Blake is going to present his
Basic Blake starter kit and we're going to give it away.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I'll explain more eight.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Just listening at eight o'clock or listen at seven forty
for Producer Blake's daily Basic Blake influencer affirmation.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I've made it also my.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Favorite thing that we do on the show. Anyway, just
keep listening. You don't want to miss the show. Hi,
thank you for being here. Call in if you want.
What's your favorite basic girl fall thing? Because we're officially
in fall.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Eight three three five oh one. Bama is the number.
Good morning, Sun, It's what the hell headlines? What the
hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
On the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Beer makes people more attractive to mosquitoes.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Why, I mean, I get it. They just want a
little buzz.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Apparently some researchers did this whole thing where they did
a study and it's actually beer and cannabis and it
makes people forty four percent more attractive to mosquitos.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
So if you don't want to get bent while.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You're outside, looks like I'm in the clear.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yea drink.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I hate beer, but I love a good time.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Super easy trivia with the Yella Bama Schelle.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Good morning, Maddie. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I'm in the car on the way to babble study.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Are you really yes?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh my gosh, Maddie.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Have you seen rapture talk all over TikTok this week?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I have.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It is so wild if you're listening and you don't
know what rapture talk is. Everybody on TikTok. Thanks, we
were going to get raptured yesterday.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
We did not.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Maddie, do you want to win tickets to Shaboozy and
play super easy trivia? Yes? All right, girl, I'll ask
the questions. Producer Blake is your lifeline. My biblical history
may not be great, so we all need hope we
can get Maddie. Question number one, how many commandments are there?
(02:51):
How many commandments has Producer Blake broken in the past week?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Come on, I have no clue.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Next question, matt answer who built an arc and put
two of each animal on it?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Noah, Noah? It's correct.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That would be Noah's ark, Me and Noah would have
been Bud's.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I want to hung out on that boat.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I believe you probably have adopted them all too.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
All right, Maddie. Last one for the wind. What was
Jesus's mother's name?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Mary?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Mary?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Would be correct. Maddie.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Not only did you not get raptured, but you won
tickets to Shaboozi and one super easy trivia.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh my gosh, it's three things you need to know.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
There's a Diary of a Wimpy Kid tour coming to Birmingham.
Like literally, the author of Diary of a Wimpy Kid,
Jeff Kenney, is going to be here.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Like he's just going doing a big tour.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yes, October twenty fifth at the Leslie's Right Fine Art
Center at Sanford. It's going to be the last It's
a laugh out loud event where guests are going to
be invited to join Jeff the author on stage to
be a part of the show. And your tickets include
a pre signed book.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
That's pretty sick.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I know it is kind of cool, isn't it. So
if you want to go get your tickets. A man
was arrested at Travis Kelsey's house while trying to serve
Taylor Swift legal papers.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Justin Fisher.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Justin Lee Fisher, a former police officer turned private investigator,
was arrested for attempting to serve Taylor deposition papers for
Justin Baldoni's legal team.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Bay.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Here's what he did.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
He jumped the fence onto private property at two am
in the morning. You can't be serving legal papers at
two am in the morning or jumping fences to go
into somebody's house.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Can't do that.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
The two am thing doesn't surprise me. But jump in
the fence, Yeah, trying to get in there. You can't
do that.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Likely, you have to do it within reason. Anyway, I'm
not a lawyer, don't know. We did not get raptured yesterday.
If you were anywhere near TikTok, you have seen rapture talk.
The big thing is we were supposed to get raptured yesterday.
This all started because of a South African pastor, Joshua,
who claimed any YouTube video earlier this year that Jesus
(05:22):
Christ told him that the world was ending. Then came
all the people on TikTok who believed him, so rapture
talk yesterday was like a mix of like people crying
who really believed that this was their last days on earth.
And then the memes of people making fun of not
being raptured you left behind.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
They're probably greater memes than there are people don't believe it.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
There's oh my gosh, it's got intense.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
TikTok has been the wild West in today. Let's see
what happens today. It might be a little awkward. That's
three things you need to know. More at the Alabama
Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
We're listening to the Alabama Show on to me. Good morning, Will.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
What's your issue for ask Alabama?
Speaker 8 (06:04):
I need to know if I should cut things off
with a girl.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Well, hopefully we can help if you ever have an
issue for ask Alabama called the show eight three three
five oh one Bama. Okay, why do you want to
know if you should cut things.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Off with a girl? What's going on?
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Okay, So let's just start out. You know, we matched
on a dating site and we have gone on a
date with got a first date and it went really well.
She's super nice and I do like her. But the
issue is that I found out you just got divorced
two months ago.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's very recent. So what Yeah, what does she say
about it?
Speaker 8 (06:40):
I mean she says that you know that they were
separated for a while before the divorce final. I guess
the bigger issue is that she's been talking about that
she wants to take things really slow, you know, because
you know how the divorce went for her and everything.
But I'm really I'm ready. I'm ready for a serious relationship.
That's why, you know. I got on this website, you know,
and got matched and I just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I think there's potential.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
With her, but I just, you know, I don't know.
I mean, like, should I keep trying to date her
and like hope that eventually, you know, she'll be ready
for something serious? Or should I just get ties, just
call it a day, you know, till before I get
really attached?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Producer Blake, what would you do keep dating her if.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
You're looking for something serious? She's looking for something serious.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
All she wants.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
She wants to take it slow.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Yeah, to be serious. If she was looking for a
hookup and get out of there, she would have said that.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
No, I don't think she would have. Everybody who's going
through a breakup that immediately goes onto a dating side
is just looking for a rebound. And if you actually
like this girl, you are setting yourself up for a heartbreak.
I feel like that divorce is so soon two months
eight three three five oh one, Bama call the show
eight three three five.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh one two two six.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
So, if you've ever gone through a divorce, how long
did you wait before you started dating again? And if
you started dating somebody immediately, did it work out?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Let's see if we can get some help for you.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Will the Alabama show Fun to Man, It's Amazing free
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Eight three three five O one Bama is the number
to call the show.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Andrew, good morning.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
How long should you wait after a divorce to start dating?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You don't go to the shoe store?
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Bear footed you go that night?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You can celebrate the.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Relationship.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
I tell you five thousand.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Okay, you're you're on how wife number?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
What now?
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Minor detail? Minor detail?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Love you buddy, have a good day.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
Love y'all, y'all have an amazing day.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Eight three three five I one Bama is the number
to call the show. Kelly, what do you think about Will?
Who met a girl on a dating app and she
just got a divorce two months ago, and he's thinking
about trying to wait around and see if she's ready
for a serious relationship.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Don't do it.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
He needs to break up with her, I think, or
just you know, because a lot of times, right after
you get divorced, you're not in a position too for
a serious relationship. I agree.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I think it's a rebound, yes exactly, And so if
six months from now she's still around, maybe they can
try it again.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I definitely think like people are just so in like
the divorce. It's like there's a honeymoon phase. There's a
honeymoon phase for the divorce too, and they're just in
the glow of wild Oh you're.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Not my husband.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, it took me eleven years to find my current
husband after my divorce.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Ooh girl. Yeah, but it was worth waiting for in
my case. How many rebounds did you have between husband
one and husband two?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm sorry you're breaking up. I can't hear you. Love you.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
On the Alabama Show, a.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Guy in a gorilla suit stole somebody's shoes.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
He's going monkey.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
He did more too.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
He was a teenager, he's eighteen years old. In Nashville,
put the person in a headlock and then stole his shoes.
So then the person called the cops because the guy
in the gorilla suit and his friend in a Hawaiian
shirt ran away, and the cops started driving around Nashville.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Looking for a man in a gorilla suit.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
They called him crossing the bridge, so they cut him
off in the car and they arrested him.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I didn't think they'd catch us this quick.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's a first alert weather day here in Alabama, starting
out with storms and showers in the northwest corner of Alabama,
which means it's going to come to us heavy rain,
gust of wind, lightning, and then we're going to have
another round this evening and starting this afternoon into this evening.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Well then looks like I need to be prepped.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, so get your helmet ready. Here is the beloved
show that just announced they will be coming back. Fox
announced they are bringing back Baywatch next season with an
all new casts. They announced yesterday that a new version
of Baywatch will premiere in the twenty twenty six twenty
twenty seventh season.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
They're promising to bring.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
The California Dream to a whole new generation of fans
with fresh stories.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Remember the original Baywatch.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
That premiered in nineteen eighty nine with David Hasselhoff and
Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
I was gonna say it would be kind of weird
if they brought back the original cans for the same proops.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
They've been famous ever since. Maybe they'll make some guest
appearances and be like the teachers of the Lifeguards or
like the manager or something.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
It's gonna be something something.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I don't know, it'll be awesome, but Baywatch, it'll be
back next year. Get ready.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
And then Jimmy Kimmel returned last night after being canceled
for some remarks made about Charlie Kirk. He delivered the
most anticipated monologue. Everybody had been waiting for this. Here's
what happened. He thanked everyone who's supported him during his suspension,
but then he got emotional talking about Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
I do want to make something clear because it's important
to me as a human, and that is you understand
that it was never my intention to make light of
the murder of.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
A young man. A moment over the weekend, a.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Very beautiful moment.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
I don't know if you saw this on Sunday, Erica
Kirk forgave the man who shot her husband.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
She forgave him.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
That is an example we should follow.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Yeah, if you believe.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
In the teachings of Jesus as I do.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
There it was.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
That's it, a selfless act of grace forgiveness from a
grieving widow. It touched me deeply.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You can tell he got emotional doing his monologue talking
about that, And I'm glad that he did because I
think we all needed to see the human side of
Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
And I'm glad he addressed all the stuff in the monologue.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Yeah, people were starting to tak him the wrong way,
but I think this really is going to change some
stuff going forward.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Oh yeah, and I think he'll be more aware of
some of the jokes he makes moving forward to That's
three things you need to know more at the Alabama
Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
You're listening to the Alabama Show. The following program is
one demand.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
It's time for another basic blank influencer moment where he
gives us a positive affirmation.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Okay, she was a very hand me the day information
This is.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
To make everybody in a positive mood. If you were
Instagram influencer producer Blake, this would be your.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Status for today.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
My Hora sparkles brighter than a brand new Stanley cup,
and every target run leads, Every target run leads me
closer to my higher self. My soul is as soft
as a freshly washed Sherpa blanket.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
I don't know what a sherpa is.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
A blanket. It's like a fuzzy blanket. Read it one
more time now that you know what it all says.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Just no inflections here.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
My ora sparkles brighter than a brand new Stanley cup,
and every target run leads me closer to my higher self.
My soul is as soft as a freshly washed shrpo blanket.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I hate this. I'm not reading it again.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
This is.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I deceded to give you your fairy sound. Good job, buddy,
and that is MI. What's awesome.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I'm so happy you're enjoying that. I don't Why do
I have to keep doing?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
This is basic Blake Week.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
If you have good news you'd like to share on
the show, call in eight three three five oh one Bama.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
to call the show. Calton, Good morning, where are you
calling from?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Awesome? What's going on in Montavalo today?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Nothing, just a bunch of people headed out to go
to work this morning.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Are you excited about the hotel that's going to be
built downtown like on the main street?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Heck you get some visitors coming. Do you have good
news today?
Speaker 8 (15:10):
I have good news?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
What's what's what's something that you're happy about in your
life right now? Amen, especially after Rapture TikTok yesterday.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I'm happy that we all woke up breathing.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Ma'am.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Thank you for listening to the show. We appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You're listening to the Alabama Shown.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Thank you for listening to Basic Blake week on the
Alabama Show.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
She was a very.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Welcome How do you feel after your homework yesterday, Producer Blake.
We're making Producer Blake do basic girl things all week,
and yesterday your homework was I gave you thirty bucks.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
You had to buy as many basic girl things as
you could correct and we'll give that away. But you
called me yesterday and there was a story and I
went hold it for tomorrow. What happened you to the
Dollar Tree?
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:01):
So the Dollar Tree I went to and I was like,
I don't even know where to start.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
So, cause you don't know what basic girl things to buy,
you panicked?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
See yes, And I.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
See this girl standing there and I go, hey, you
look like a basic white girl.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Can you know me real quick? She goes, uh, uh, what.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Did she help you pick out?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
The shooting down the aisle with me? So I love
I like, she helps me out.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
She goes, that's so interesting.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
So did you tell her that you work on the radio.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Not at first. At first you just helping out a
weird guy that was looking for weird stuff.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
But yeah, I did tell her. I said, thank you,
blah blah blah. Left, went to another store, nothing interesting.
I got two things from there.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I just go, let's go through this thing.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
So I go back second time and ask another girl
for help. She looks at me and runs away.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
All right, this is Basic Blake's Basic Girl starter kit,
and we will give this away.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
But show me the things that you got.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
So first I got a little skunk okay, stuffed animal perfect.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I like the little plush cut up for cuddling fall days.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
I got a water bottle be kind of cute?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Is it plastic? Okay? BP a free good.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
That's I appreci Do you get.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
A bath bob?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
I got a bath bomb?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
All right, that's perfect. This is great Basic Blake starter kit.
You got all this for thirty bucks. I'm proud.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Yeah, no, Oka, there's more.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
So then I got nails, fingernails, give me these fingernails.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
These are not Basic Girl nails. You cannot go to
the bathroom with these nails. Has that team bride? What
if they're not me?
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Okay, I had options. Then I got a hairclip.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
You definitely got that hair clipped dollar tree. Okay, clip yeah,
hairclip day. I got a spicy book, kiss me me
and more. Oh my god, I got lip bomb. Okay,
mom that we need the pooh. There's there's a honey
in the back. I'm proud of you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
I got fuzzy socks.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
This is thirty dollars.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
One last thing. I got a sucker.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Because the ladies like sweets and giants swirlpop. Hey job,
you know what. I'll throw in a free pumpkin spice
latte too.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
If you would like to win basic Blake starter kit.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Call the Show eight three three five oh one Bama.
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
The Alabama Show on Demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Good morning, Who's this? This is Allison Alison? What are
you doing right now?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'm on my way to work.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Where do you work?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I work at you ad, I'm a bee therapist.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
I thank you for what you do.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
That is awesome. I'm giving you a air for just
for that, because that is a I know that that
we what you do is very important, So.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Thank you, Alison.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
How do you think producer Blake did with his Basic
Girl starter kit?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I think he did great. I was cracking half at
the the book and the sucker.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I think he did a good jobs the book Dollar
Trade Book.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
I will go my spicy book.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Allison, do you want to win Basic Blake starter Kit?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yes, you are our winner. She was a fairy.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Allison.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Congratulations, we love you for listening to the show. We'll
get you the Basic Blake starter Kit. I'm gonna throw
in a pumpkin spice latte.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
On us and some some Q swag. So we appreciate
you so much.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Awesome, thank you you were listening to the Alabama show.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I'll give you a hint for tomorrow of what we're
doing for Basic blike week. Okay, uh, pumpkin spice lette.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
I don't like betting games when it involves my torture.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
There's no betting. It's good, You'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
I don't like pumpkin spine anyway.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Make sure you're listening tomorrow. We'll be back bright and
early at six am.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama show Home on demand,
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