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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We've all got issues. Thankfully us too. Welcome, Welcome to
the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's been a while since we've had to do this.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Is it another animal?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
We are having a funeral today? Something got one of
my chickens.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
On Friday.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
When I came home from work, there was a pile
of feathers in the yard. This gets really greysome. If
you're a little kid, cover your ears. There is a
pile of feathers in the yard.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Then there was a trail.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I followed it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I found parts of the bird, you know, the walking Dead. Yeah,
it was kind of like that.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Are you saying you were the Nancy Drew of chickens
this past weekend?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yes, And it was one of my favorite roosters that
got gotten.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I need you to say some words for it. Are
you ready pray for my rooster?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's a dang rooster.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I'm not doing this for a rooster wanting to get
rid of.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Dear Sam, I'm not that one.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Though.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
It couldn't have been the ones that I wanted to
get rid of. It was one of my bougie black
copper marins that I had a lady mail me some
eggs and I hatched him I'm his mother.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
You're a mother to all the chicken.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You're rooster.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We loved you. You were real good to your ladies.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Thank you for waking me up every morning, sometimes at
three am, sometimes at two am.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
All right, listen to here, mother, Hen we ain't doing this.
You are a good bird.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Amen. Say amen, Say amen. I don't want them. Amen,
say rest in peace. Being part of the funeral. I'm
a grieving mother. Anyway, Good morning. Thanks for listening to
the show.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Call in if you want. Eight thirty thirty five oh one,
Bama is the number.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
What the hell are you talking about on.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The Alabama show?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Amen?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
On TV doing it inner? You admitted to killing his parents.
Why did you.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Straight up set it on TV?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Literally in New York.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
He was doing an interview in New York on a
TV station. He admitted to killing and burying his parents.
The police arrested him right afterwards.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
They realized what you were doing to them as it happened.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yes, they knew that this was it for them.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
They were perishing at your hand.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Yes, and it was so quick. I did the right
thing for them based on the situation. I did my
duty to them as a son. Everything fell into place.
I don't know how it happened that it all fell
into place.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Why Super Easy Trivia with the Lama Show.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Justin, Good morning, What are you doing today?
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Hi? So I just dropped my girlfriend off at work.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh look at you.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
She spent the night with you.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, okay, Justin? Are you calling to win these tickets
to Chris Brown? Bad luck?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Due?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
All right?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Justin, I'll ask the questions producer, Blake is your lifeline?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Justin?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Question number one?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
What kind of shoes do ballerinas wear?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You can use, producer on.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
The slip on bangals, not sandals, not sandals.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
But you were real close.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
I'll give ballerina slippers. I'll give you were real close
with slip ons, all right. Next one, justin, what is
orange and rhymes with parrot? I? Carrot?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Carrot would be correct.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't know. I lost one for the wind?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Justin?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What planet do we live on? Earth?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Would be correct? Congratulations?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Justin? You just won Super Easy Trivia.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
I don't see how I didn't get val and slippers.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
That's okay, a lot of times people just get stressed
out by the it's the adrenaline when you first.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Get on the radio.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Yeah, it's probably the first contest.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Of every won.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Well, that's great, Thank you for listening to the show.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's three things you need to know you with the.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Elew ESPN's coming back to Tuscaloosa this Saturday.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yes, I know. I'm super excited.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
They're going to be here for the Vanderbilt game. It's
ESPN College Game Day. That's this Saturday. The fourth kickoff
is going to happen at two thirty. Do you see
Selena Gomez got married over the weekend of Bennie Blanco.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yes, I love Benny, I love Selena. It's just a
match made in heaven.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Taylor Swifton at cheer and gave speeches at their wedding.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
M But to Taylor's she just got engaged. She doesn't
even have a wedding did yet.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Also Steve Martin and Martin Short gave speeches at the wedding.
That's her co stars in Ollie Murders in the building.
Other guests at the wedding included Paris Hilton, Paul Rudd,
Camilla Kabello, and.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
There were some more celebrities. So that was awesome.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Doctors, here's the thing they're morning against. And I wonder
if you have seen this trend taping your mouth shut
while you sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I'm sure would like that.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Have you seen this? This has been a popular trend
on TikTok. Doctors say don't do it. People have been
posting and there's even like one of the top selling
things on the TikTok shop is mouth tape and it
says it improves your sleep and reduces snoring. But the
experts are saying the potential risk are way worse than
the benefits. There's not enough studies on mouth taping, so
it could worsen sleep disorders like sleep apnea.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Or you could suffocate at night. So don't tape your
mouth shut please.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
I'm glaad these studies are coming out now.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah, doctor say, instead of mouth type, get either a prescription.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Mouthpiece or a sea pap machine.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
And if you're breathing through your mouth, you probably have
sleep apnea.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Just go get tested. And that's the things you need
to know.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
More At the Alabama Show dot com, you were listening
to the Alabama Show. Good morning, Ivy, what's your issue
for ask Alabama?
Speaker 7 (06:23):
My cousin is convinced that my husband is in love
with her.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh, that's what I ask Alabama. Hopefully we can get
some advice for you if you ever have an issue,
called the show. Eight three three five oh one, Bama
is the number. Why is your cousin convinced that your
husband loves her?
Speaker 9 (06:38):
Okay, my husband and I we just got married a
few months ago and we had like a small wedding,
but we.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Met my cousin because I felt bad for her and
she's going through a divorce. She's kind of been in
a funk.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
And the wedding was fine, nothing crazy, just usual stuff.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
My husband he dedicated a song to me at one
point during our wedding.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
He dedicated I Door You by Harry Styles.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I Love Harry, I Love Harry. Are y'all Harry Styles fans?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Oh, we love Harry? Okay, we love it because the
lyric says brown skin and lemon over ice.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
My cousin thinks that he secretly dedicated that song to
her because she's a little darker than me.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
What What's was she telling people that?
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Oh, she's telling everyone.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
She's telling people that her and my husband are seeing
each other behind my back.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Which she's not.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
My husband has only met her one time before we
got married, and they said hi to each other.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
And that was it.
Speaker 9 (07:34):
It was you know, there's not like a big history
there anyway.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
Oh, here's the freakier part. She's photoshopping pictures of her
and my husband, Like she took pictures from the wedding
and cropped me out of them and posting them on
her Facebook.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
You are kidding, no, And we.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
Both asked her, we said please stop, and she won't.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Look she's taking it to the next level. She's like
even showing up to his job. She's taking him lunch,
telling his coworkers that she's his girlfriend.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
And everyone is really confused at a job because they
know that he just got married. I literally don't even
know what to do because this is so crazy, Like,
how do I even have to.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
We need to get a lawyer and get you a.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Restraining order from your cousin while your husband because oh
god blake, have you have you ever had unwanted attention
from a lady before?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yes, numerous times?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Who gave me the unwanted attention numerous time?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Cougar's usually mothers, Yeah, what do you do? I usually
say thanks.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
And I bounce out of there because I don't have
to stay in a situation. In this situation, introduce her
to his brother.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
This is so crazy or similar when we get this
girl out of the family. This is the weirdest thing
I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Call the show.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I don't really know.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
If we have any good advice we can give you,
but if you have some advice, eight three.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Three five h one, Baman is the number.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
But I want to know have you ever had to
get a restraining order against somebody?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I want to hear those stories.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Eight three thirty five O one Bama is the number
to call the show, Elizabeth. Do you have advice for
Ivy whose cousin is in love with her husband? Or
have you ever had to get a restraining order against somebody?
Speaker 10 (09:22):
I haven't had to get one.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
I've thought about it a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Against two but my mother.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Oh family drama. Okay, oh yeah, we got.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
All the drama.
Speaker 10 (09:34):
But my advice for her, and I know this because of.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
My family drama.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
It only takes two signatures perh. Have someone involuntarily committed.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Did you have her mother involuntary committed? Not yet?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Well?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I love you, having good day, Elizabeth.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Thanks for calling to love you guys.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Eight three thirty five oh.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
One Bama is the number to call the show.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Kelly.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Do you have advice for Ivy whose cousin is Stalky
her husband?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Or have you ever had to get a restraining order
against somebody?
Speaker 8 (10:04):
I love how you know it's me. She needs to
get make sure she did document everything. And I mean
this is serious.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I know the photo'm shopping and showing up at his
work is real.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Creepy, it really is. And she maybe her divorce triggered
something in her. Who knows, but this girl has a deep,
deep issue that. Yeah, but my daughter had one recently,
but someone she thought she was going to have to
(10:37):
but as soon as I got ahold of it, his
but that ended really quick.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So I'm guessing it was an ex boyfriend.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Yeah, And I was like, if you don't leave her alone,
you're going to deal with the crazy white lady.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Okay, Kelly, I love you. I love you too.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I hate to call you for some of my crazies.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
You know you got my number.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
There's three things you need to know you with the
Alabama show.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
There are some Starbucks closing after the CEO of Starbucks
announced they're going to be closing nearly two hundred stores
across the country. Four locations in Alabama are closing, including
the one on Liberty Park in Vestavia. Their last day
was Saturday, their last night to close their doors. That
from what I hear, employees only had a two day
(11:25):
notice before they found out that Starbucks was closing.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Well, that's rough, just in general. I don't understand that. Yeah,
I hate that for them.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
But if you if that's your normal Starbucks, you're gonna
have to find a different one to go to.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Here's the bet I lost.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yep, I already know that.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I know where this is going.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
You've been waiting, haven't you.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Taylor Swift is not performing the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
We literally made this bit like two months ago, So.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yep, go ahead and pull that up.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Figure out a lay.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
To torture me later.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Allegedly, Taylor Swift turned down the super Bowl halftime because
she did not want to perform for free. So it
was just announced bad but he is going to be performing,
and unnamed music exec said, so before you go in
judging Taylor swift. He said, Taylor was not asking for favor,
she was asking for respect. She knows her worth and
she was not going to hand that over for free.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Good for her. But it's the Super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, but she brings in so many writings, so you
know your work. If you don't want to do something
for free, you don't have to do it. Costco is
selling a massive five foot advent calendar. Have you seen this?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I'm not for sure what an edvan calendar?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
An advent calendar where you count down the days till Christmas. Anyway,
it's one hundred and eighty nine dollars. It's made entirely
of chocolate, made by ln so.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
The good chocolate.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
There's a photo of it online going around social media
going viral. I'm going to show this to you, Blake.
It is a girl holding it's literally a giant chocolate bar.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
It's taller than her.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
It is literally taller than her. At Costco for one
hundred and eighty nine dollars and the wrapping is all Christmas,
so it's super super cool. If you want to get one,
Costco enjoy And that's three things you need to know
more at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Eight three three five oh one. Bama is the number
to call the show. Rebecca, good morning. Do you have
good news?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
I do.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
I just want to give a shout out to my
second grader for bringing home all aids on his report card.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
My cousin is a teacher for second graders, and second
graders are fairal.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
They are, They're tough and rough.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Is yours a boy or girl?
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Oh boy?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh girl?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Have you been at Has he been giving you a
hard time yet the school year?
Speaker 10 (13:45):
He has not.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
His teacher says, he's a little angel.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Well that's great.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I love it. Well that is I'm gonna give you
another air horn. Are y'all gonna sell out for ice cream?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
And he also has one every single one of his
soccer games, so they are going undefeated so far.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Well, thanks for sharing, and that just kudos to you.
That that speaks to you being a great mom too.
So if nobody's told you today they're proud of.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
You, I am.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Oh thank you, we are.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh thank you for calling.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
All right, y'all, have a great day.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
is fun demand.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I think I've figured out the greatest idea ever in
the history of ever, and we may adopt this on
the show. Okay, hit me with it. By the way,
thank you for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama
with producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Well you hit me with it? What did this kid do?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Okay, So we had this kid in our Sunday school
class that he kind of threw a tantrum and was like,
he's just been on having issues recently.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, yeah, we still love.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Him, he's just having some issues. Did you have to
get on to him bad?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
And then I had to go tell the person in
charge of all the kids about it.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
And this isn't Sunday school because producer Blake is a
Sunday school teacher.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah yeah, okay, So well and they end up talking
to him.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
And the next Wednesday night we show up me and
my girlfriend and on the table as a bag, like
a Dollar General bag, and I'm like, what is this?
He goes, I'm sorry about how I acted Sunday and
I sat there and stared at I said, thank you
for thank you for apologizing means a lot.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
He goes I got you a gift.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
What he goes it's a basket of stuff to say
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It was a sorry basket?
Speaker 10 (15:39):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
It was?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It was a cookies like s'mores, okay, all made or bought.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
No, there's a toy.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Then he got us another candy and I was like,
I don't even eat can.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I love the idea of a sorry basket?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Thay?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well did you forgive him? Did you give him a
bug and say it's okay?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Buddy?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Well I didn't say it's okay.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I was like, look, well, we'll work on it.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I'm not mad at you anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's all good.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Just don't do that anymore.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
So if we made a sorry basket for each other,
like if you had to make a sorry basket for me,
I'll tell you what I would put in yours.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
And then you tell me what you'd put in mine.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Okay, For yours, I would put it energy you drink okay,
something to do with video games.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Okay, and then.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Baby chicken. Why would that that would make me more mad?
Because it's funny.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
What would you put mine?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
A singular egg and you have to guess if it's fermented.
Speaker 11 (16:32):
Or not fertile, fertilized whatever fermented, a five dollars Starbucks card.
Oh I would take that and a scratch off lotter.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
You took it?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh yeah, okay you I treated you better than you
did me. Called the show.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
If you if you were to make a sorry basket
for somebody, what would you put in it?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Or if you get in trouble?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
What what do you do?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Eight three three five oh one. Bama is the number.
It's eight three three five one six.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
NAT, good morning. Do you have an idea for a
sorry basket?
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (17:11):
I actually do.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
Why don't we just throw a puppy in there?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, I'll take a puppy in a sorry basket all day.
You don't give me a puppy.
Speaker 9 (17:20):
I'm the hat for a kitten Yep, how about yeah,
we'll do a cow or a far Come on.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I'm a cow, a miniature goat.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Cow.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
What do you do when you get in trouble? Just
find animals for people?
Speaker 10 (17:37):
Oh? Yeah, you know, just look on marketplacers.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Older well, I levy, thank you for calling what I
love you?
Speaker 10 (17:46):
You have a great day.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Eight three three five one Bama is the number to
call the show.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Stephanie, you calling about the sorry basket? Oh?
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Yeah, okay for it?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, I'm ready for it. What would you put in
a sorry basket?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
A wall, a mile long of red ribbon, mile long
red ribbon?
Speaker 7 (18:04):
Stuff therey ever see in your life?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
The cutest what stuff there?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
I like that?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Okay, the cutestuff I would take. I would take a
stuffed animal.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Chocolate, Okay, your diver if we're lucky, and.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
What a bottle of means?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Well, Stephanie, we love you.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Thank you for calling.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You were listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
What you're going to do today, buddy? When you leave?
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
It's a it's a whole day full of possibilities.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
And tomorrow is another day on the show full of possibilities.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, tomorrow, it's my day.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It's going to be a good day. Tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Tomorrow's producer Blake's birthday. So make sure you're listening. We'll
be back bright and early at six a m. Tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.