September 6, 2023 • 33 mins
Alabama tries to bake a cake practice cake for her boyfriend's birthday and has DJ New Era try it. DJ New Era is upset that he didn't make Employee of the Month. Joe Jonas may be getting a divorce in 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Hey buddy, good morning.
How's your weekend? It was excitinglong short. It wasn't short, but
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long. What was exciting about itthe barbecue. I had no barbecue this
weekend. I had barbecue literally fromFriday autaway till somebody yesterday night. If
you know dj any Era, heloves this food. You know what I
did yesterday? What I put upHalloween decorations. You got pictures. I
couldn't wait, no, because Ididn't do all of them, and I'm
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not ready. All I did wasjust put a couple of skeletons in a
tree. I have a dead peopletree and it's great. And I oh,
I've been planning. I'm planning.I'm planning the Halloween decorations. I
have the greatest idea. I can'tsay it on the radio. I don't
want anybody to steal it, butmy house is gonna look so scary this
year. Why are you starting soearly? I'm ready. It's spooky season.
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I'm ready. I'm ready for themonsters. I'm ready to scare the
neighborhood kids. I want to scaredjanu Era. You can't scare me.
That's not spooky. I'm like thewitch of the Cabin neighborhood in Blunt County.
Our kids really going to come toyour house and extra candy? Probably
not? There's no trick or treatersin our neighborhood. I'm like Glinda the
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good Witch. I'm Alabama the goofyWitch. Okay, what's scared? What's
spare? Would you cast on me? D January? Stop asking for free
food? Imbrica neighbor That's not gonnahappen. There's not even a spell a
sance on you. Gotta have somereal words behind it. Where's your wand
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did you put up Halloween decorations thisweekend? Did eight? Three three five
one? Bama is the number?Good morning? What? What the hell?
It's what the hell? Headlines onthe Alabama Shaw. A woman said
a world record for the longest mulletwhite. How you I wonder how she
looks? Oh she's got a wellI'll tell you how long. Her mullet
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is five feet eight inches. Thatis tall. Her name is Tammy.
Tammy lives in Tennessee. Here sheis talking about why she grew the world's
longest mullet, growing the longest mulletnever really started out as anything other than
it was then eighties and everybody ata rettil and I started growing mine,
and over the years it's just keetgrowing. Oh my god, I'm actually
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in the twenty twenty four addition ofthe Gains of the World records for the
world's longest mullet, and that ispretty amazing. Arra, if you grow
a mullet, I will pay youone hundred dollars. You don't have to
pay me for that. I'd doit for free. Oh yes, grow
a mullet, Era White. Youare listening to Alabama in the Morning on
demand, Ara's favorite game ever.Because Ara loves toe nails. I love
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him with a passion. Oh mygod, is it an adult movie or
a fingernail polish color? Eight threethree five one? Bama is the number
to play. Chris, good morning. Are you calling to play the game?
I wouldn't love you yet. Here'show it works. I'll give you
the name. You guess. Aaron'sgonna help, Eric, can you help?
Eric's seen all the adult movies.He knows all the adult movie names.
I'd be a wing man, Chris, All right, man, it's
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me. Anybody let's do it allright. Here's number one pr stunt adult
movie or finger nil polish color Apr stunt. I'm going to adult adult
movie a fingernail polish color. I'mgonna paint my toenails that color this weekend.
It's great. Here we go.Number two, adult movie your finger
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down polish color. Scarlet Diva.I'm going to fingernail polish color on that
one adult movie. Chris, yougot that room, Eric got it right.
That's okay. I'll give you thepoint. Scarlet Diva is an adult
movie. Here's the next one,sheer fantasy. This is great, sheer
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fantasy. Tell me out here,what do you think, buddy, I'm
gonna go with adult movie. I'mago there. It's a fingernail polish color.
That's why this game is so goodbecause all the fingernail polish colors sound
like adult movies. Last one,don't move your fingernail polish color. This
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is a good one. Surrounded bystuds. Yeah, that's easy, right
there, A don't move you fingeredout polish color. That's got to be
a fingernail polish color that it's toooff for adult movie title adult movie,
right, you're wrong Chris, You'reright, I'm doing Chris. That is
a fingernail polish color, and loveybuddy, you have bragging rights. You've officially
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won as an adult movie your fingernailpolish color. Today, at least I
finished on the wind y'all. It'sthree things you need to know herea Alabama
football is back. Yeah, RoadTide Alabama beat Middle Tennessee fifty six to
seven. The blowout Road Tide.Auburn also when they'd beat you Mass fifteen
nine to fourteen. Okay, whocares. My boyfriend is an Auburn fan,
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so I was having him tell methe scores this weekend and he's like,
Auburn one. I was like,congratulations, fan, you keep up
with football now. I told himto tell me the football scores and then
he told me. I was like, okay, good your team one.
This is what's going to be interestingis I'm an Alabama fan and my new
boo as an Auburn fan. Andone of our co workers is having a
football party for Alabama. And myboo already said he's gonna wear Auburn gear
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to this Alabama party. And Imay get banned from any future football parties.
In the office. At least youthere to support him. I'll see
what happens. I like this.Somebody's heading for divorce. This is never
good. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner. Sophie Turner is from Game of Thrones
his wife. Did you know that? I didn't know. He married one
of the girls from Game of Thrones, one of the sisters, one of
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the Lanister sisters. Anyway, JoeJonas and Sophie Turner. Joe, it's
been reported this weekend he already retaineda divorce lawyer. Sophie is currently in
London filming a British TV series,and there's a source who has told TMZ
that their divorce is over parenting issues. They have two daughters together. One
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daughter is three years old and theother one as a baby, and supposedly
both of the daughters right now arewith Joe Jonas while he is on tour
with his brothers and Sophie is inLondon London filming a TV I'm not sure
if that's true. That's what asource says. We'll see what happens.
I mean, I can understand thekey is going on tour, but just
how you're like a babysit or ananny. Somebody needs to work behind the
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scenes. I'm sure that's what hehas. But still, we'll just see
what happens. They both actors.They gotta do what they gotta do.
He's a musician. I'm cheap.They're both famous, they both have money.
Okay, So burning Man, here'swhat happened. Burning Man. Do
you know what? Burning Man isin the middle of the desert, in
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the middle of Nevada, and it'slike self sufficient. All these people go,
some artists go, and they setup everything and then they clean it
down. And once Burning Man's over, it's like nothing was ever there.
The desert's completely empty. It happensonce a year. Well, there was
a storm that happened and it floodedall of Burning Man. So I was
watching on social media this weekend peoplestranded at Burning Man. Finally the roads
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dried up enough yesterday afternoon to letpeople out and they could start driving out.
The wait time just to get outof Burning Man five hours. The
name alone sounds terrifying. Here arethe two people who were stranded and started
walking, and all the festival eventorganizers were telling people, please don't try
to walk out of Burning Man becauseyou're in the middle of the desert,
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in the middle of the summer,like it's hot. You could die just
trying to walk out. Diplow andChris Rock started walking out of Burning Man.
They walked for six miles, Diplowon the side of the road with
this thumb out like a hitchhiker.Finally, a fan drove by in a
pickup truck, so Diplow on hisInstagram posted a video of him and Chris
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Rock riding in the back of somerandom person's pickup trucks. Chris Rock is
like, I need a cold one. I want a tall boy. He
was like, asking for cold beer. So funny. Just imagine if you
were with Chris Rock and Dip Blow. Oh my god. If you're the
person that you saw him walking downthe side of the road and you're like,
oh my god, it's Chris Rock. Did Blow get in that car
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over? You got two great superstarsright for free? You got a whole
conversation for free. I'd be like, yo, buddy, I just gave
you a ride. You're gonna giveme your phone number so I can show
my friends and look cool. Youknow what I ask for money? Oh,
dear God, that's three things.How do you guess you need to
know more? At the Alabama Showdot Com. Catch up on Alabama in
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the morning, on the iHeartRadio Actor wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey
feeling buddy, I'm good, realgood, I'm great. Are you nervous?
No? Thanks for listening to TheAlabama Show. Eight three three five
one Bama is the number call invortex, the keyword Alabama and your message
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to three zero three eight two.What are you up to now? Let
me tell you a story. Whatis the hardest thing you have ever made
for somebody? And how did itturn out? Was it good? Was
it terrible? Eight three three fiveone Bama is the number. I slaved
all day in the kitchen over theweekend, all day trying to make a
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practice birthday cake for my boyfriend.It is a family recipe that's like two
hundred years old, red velvet cakefrom scratch. I called me mall like
twenty times in that day. Iwas like, memaal what's the difference between
cake flower and regular? She probablyleave me alone. Then I was like,
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Mama, how do you ice thecake? Did it come out great?
Though? Then I was like,Mama, when I take my pieces
of cake out of the oven,the tops are round. How do I
set it down? And then Iwas like like literally all day, I
was so stressed to my boyfriend sittingthere watching me. He's smelling it,
and this is like his birthdays inOctober. This is my new boyfriend.
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Then I'm like all excited about firsthealthy relationship I've had since probably high school.
And I'm like, this has gotto be perfect. I understand why
I gotta be perfect. I knowyou gotta make a good impression on his
man' I am trying. That isexactly what I'm trying today, and you
gotta make a good impression on me. Do I yeah, because when I
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come to the wedding, if thecake is homemade by you, I don't
know who makes their own homemade weddingcake. I would never do that.
I'm buying that. But that isgreat that you say that, because I
know d January. I was tonylast week. I was gonna bake a
practice cake for his birthday. Right, I need you to try it.
Okay, let's do it and tellme if it's good. How's your diet?
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I'm great, Let's go hang on, let me get it. Oh
God, get it. I wonderhow this is going to turn out.
Okay, this literally took me awhole day to bake from scratch, like
flour, sticks of butter, chrisCoe homemade ice cream. Oh yes,
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take you a bite. That's thehomemade family recipe. Weight, slow and
save. That's because it's been inthe refrigerator. It's cold. It's how
it's supposed to be. Bless thiscake. Wait, you want to say
a little prayer to make sure youdon't get sick before you eat it.
Father got to come to you today. I don't spect you. Bless this
cake, please, Dear God,I prayed this cake doesn't take my life.
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Make it good so my boyfriend willlike it. Oh Jesus, Jesus
name, we pray. Take abait. Here we go. Sorry,
don't make a face like it's notgood. A. That's the best cake
I've ever made. I'm sorry,I'm just used to you know, black
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people cake. There's no soul inthis cake. No soul? What is
wrong? That was the best cakeI've ever made. This draft I like
call the ship. You are literallythe worst. Give me that cake back.
I Ema is the number catch upon Alabama in the morning, on
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the iHeart radio app or wherever youlisten to podcasts. I'm not about to
let you tell the whole Alabama,the whole state, that I don't know
how to bake a good cake,because that cake is so good. We're
in the South. It looks good, but come on, now, it's
delicious. This is a hundred yearold recipe for my grandma. I baked
this red velvet cake from scratch,practicing to make a birthday cake for my
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Bathe. He loved it. He'sjust trying to make you feel No,
we're going to call him. We'recalling him right now. Hello, it's
me. Are you up. Areyou awake? Ye, it's me and
Aaron. Yeah, Hey, whatup? Man? Yeah, I'm up.
Aera just tried the cake and hesaid it doesn't taste good, but
we didn't. I did say thatto God. He said, it doesn't
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have any soul, so it lookssoul, it looks so yes, what
are you a vampire? No,I'll come from a long line of family
that have made plenty of cakes,so I wouldn't know how I wasn't supposed
to taste He loved it. Okay, did you take daddy loved it?
He cut a huge piece yesterday andalmost date the whole piece. Yea,
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I couldn't finish it. Did youreally like it? Did you just say
that just to make her half smile? That's a good cake. I told
her to make me another one formy birthday. See, okay, I
just needed proof. How long didit take her to make this? I
don't know, no flowers, itdid take a few hours. I think
he was having fun just watching mecovered in flour in the kitchen and red
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food coloring. Okay, so yousaid you want another one, so at
this time you gotta jump in andhelp her. It's only fair that the
cake it's for his birthday. Whomakes their own birthday cake? I've done
stuff myself for my own self onmy birthday. You bake it anyway,
then you don't have friends. Thanksfor settling the debate. I love you.
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I'll see you later. I loveyou. Catch off with Alabama in
the morning on the iHeart radio appor wherever you listen to podcasts. We
are calling my boyfriend and we aregoing to prove that he loves the cake.
We're gonna do that in a minute. Anybody can say he love us
all oh stop? Eight three threeBama is the number. Have you ever
baked something for somebody? What's thehardest thing that you have cooked for someone
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that you love? And did itcome out well? Because I made a
practice homemade from scratch red velvet cakefor my boyfriend and Era says he doesn't
even like it. You just triedit and you're like, oh, it
shocked me. My boyfriend loves it. Kelly, good morning. What do
you think did he say it wasdry? He said it was dry.
My boyfriend loved the cake. Okay, then that's all that matters. Thank
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you. Okay, So, Keyley, what if he's lying about it?
He's not. I watched him.I watched him eat like half the cake
this weekend. He kept going backfor more. Then I think he's being
honest. See have you ever madea cake for your husband? Kelly?
Oh? Yeah? And what washis reaction? It was always good because
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well I've baked before, yeah,so it's not like a new thing.
Well, he would be honest becausehe always tells me he won't eat my
hippie food, like my everyday foodis hippie food, and he'll be like
Oh, I'm not eating that.We'll see it. Yeah, I think
he's being honest. Maybe I don'tknow what kind of red velvet cake you've
been eating, rich, I've beeneating very fall of a cake from my
mom. I'm from mother years ago. Here's the thing. Was your ex
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wife's cake better than mine? Alittle better than yours? You dare say
that it was better? Oh,Kelly, I love you gave me the
wrong freaking coffee. I'm so madright now. Oh go fix that.
Have fun. It's too late.I'm gonna be late for work, all
right, Love y'all, I loveyou, Bye bye, good morning.
Here's this? Good morning? OhChris, what are you thinking about this?
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Chris man, y'all give you thatthere. You are honest, You
were rudely honest. I respect thatabout you. Then it has no soul.
That's wrong. We're about to callSteak Daddy. We are gonna get
Steak Daddy on the phone because heloves the cake, and I'm going to
prove this is the best cake Ihave ever made. No soul that hurt
me. Here goodness, he didn'teven make the cake, and it hurt
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me hearing it. Thank you,Chris. Thanks for being supportive. I'm
just I'm being supportive. That's thecake. My life was on the line.
So now here's the goal. Now, I gotta make a cake the
era that's DJ new Era approved.Yes, what something good for me?
You know what? Pound cake?Pound cake? All right? But here's
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the trick though, right because Ican't stig Daddy ganage when Alabama is in
the room. Oh absolutely, heate half of the cake this weekend.
He kept going back for more allweekend long. Hey, I tried it.
It's good. It tastes just likehow my grandmother makes it. We
just make it different. It's differentthan most red velvet cake. There you
go. Okay, I'm used.I'm not used to that style because,
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yeah, it's not the it's notthe normal recipe. Because I was looking
at other recipes online this weekend,and the way that our family makes it
is not like everybody else makes it. I'm sure fantastic, Gamma, I'm
discussing it a little bit, Butare you are honest? For goodness man
that I love Chris. Thank youwell, Maamma, you enjoy the cake.
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You're not going to do the kid? Oh yeah, I already ate
the rest of it. He's done. What the hell? It's what the
hell headlines on the Lama Shaw.A man got pulled over for driving with
the bull in the front seat.You remember the time you had an owl
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in the front seat of your carand no will fits in my car.
Do you know how big a bullis? He probably had a truck of
song. No, this was alittle car. I'm about to show you
a picture. The bull's name wasHowdy Doody, Howdy doody. That's all.
Hang on, let me show you. You know cars. What kind
of car is this? Oh,that's more like a that's like an old
school car, like a it's allfor it's like an old cock car.
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Oh man, I had that bullfeeding in there. I don't know,
and you don't do this. Soanyway, there's pictures of it. The
passenger door had been replaced with ametal guard rail that's on a cattle enclosure.
He put this on his car.And then he had a sign on
the roiling that said Nebraska's Big RodeoParade, best car entree, a live
buller a live bull, give themcreative azzy effort. Oh yeah, he
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got a ticket. Why, there'sthree things. So we're following. There
is a shooting that happened over theweekend that is so insane in Birmingham.
Two women were confirmed dead. Theshooting started downtown and then the women arrived
at UAB Hospital in a private carfrom gunshot wounds and there was another man
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in the car with them when theygot there, whoever it was that shot
in front of the club started shootingat them again. Yeah, they followed
them to the hospital to finish you. Outside of the emergency room. Gunfire
also hit an suv that belonged toUAB police and then it hit gunfire hit
a hospital emergency room door. Thenthere were two other women who showed up
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after that. They survived, butthey also had gunshot wounds from the original
shooting that happened downtown. People justcan't go out and half fine, good
clean, fun to say it,but it is and there it's said that
there are so many stories in thenews of people getting shot in Birmingham.
We try not to put a lotof the negative news and our three things
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you need to know, but thiswas just so crazy because it it happened
in two locations. This anyway we'rethinking about the family. Will keep you
updated as we find out more rightnow, no one is currently in custody.
Here's what's coming to town. Ohboy. The US National Firefighter Challenge
starts today in Hoover. I'm notgoing to it. You didn't you want
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to be a firefighter. I'd changedmy mind. I saw when they got
to go through them to actually becomeone. Well, this is what this
is about. Hundreds of firefighters fromacross the country or in town to show
off their skills. Now's a greattime to be on tender and bumble single,
ladies alight. It's a firefighter combatchallenge. It promotes physical fitness,
and it showcases all the things firefightershave to go through on a daily basis.
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So here's what happens in the challenge. It's going to have a tower
climb, a hose pool. Theyhave to drag a mannequin which will be
like a person that they're saving fromthe fire right all while they have to
wear their gear, and firefighter gearis heavy, so heavy. Nah.
Have you ever tried on a firefighter'suniform before? Yeah, I've tried on
the whole outfit from Who's who wasthe firefighter one of my fire brothers.
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I tried on a firefighter uniform too. Oh are you sure one of my
bumble matches Taylor Swift? My goodness, So I'll tell you how the fire
was put out? Okay, ok, what happened? Taylor Swift is ruining
scary movies for people everywhere. Youknow, her Era's Tour is going to
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be released in theaters Friday, Octoberthirteenth. Boo, Friday October thirteenth is
a spooky day already because it's Fridaythe thirteenth. But Taylor Swift thirteen is
her lucky number. So anyway,now the Exorcist remake has to change their
really state to avoid competing with Taylor'sfilm. They say, to avoid competing
it's because they know everybody's gonna gosee Taylor's film. So it was originally
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set to premiere on Friday the thirteenth. Now they're bumping it up a week
to October sixth. Their creator postedon Twitter he said, look what you
made me do? Which is aTaylor Swift lyric. Do you get it?
Yeah? I get it, butI would have kept it as is.
Yeah, but then you're gonna losepeople who would watch your film to
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the Taylor Swift Ara's tour. It'sactually smart what he did. He released
it a week early, so nowthey'll have a good opening day at the
box office. So I would havepaid to see the horror move of the
X. I would have paid forto see that, and I would have
snuck in to see Taylor see.It's a way to win. Anyway.
If you work at the movie theatersand you see DJ and you Eric come
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in and you see him walking outof one movie into another, that's what
he's doing. Just joining on thephone. That's say thanks. You need
to know more at the Alabama Showdot com. Here's what's coming up next
on the Alabama Show. Call theShow with your what's awesome? Yes,
I'm good. Whatever happened over theweekend that makes you happy. Maybe you're
putting up Halloween decorations. Maybe youbaked a cake that was delicious even though
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your co host thinks it wasn't good, but he doesn't know because taste buds
are all ruined because he only eatstupid, weird diet food. Bama,
that is was awesome. I thinkit's weird. Eight three is the number
we want to hear. What's awesomein your life? Catch off with Alabama
in the morning on the iHeart radioapp or wherever you listen to podcasts.
I'm gonna show you my what's awesomereally quick. Okay. Do you remember
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when you did a shoot your shotfor a local news anchor that you have
a crush on. Yeah, andthen you found out she had a boyfriend,
Yes, and you lost your shot. Yes, here's my what's awesome?
She messaged me on Instagram this weekend. Hang on, hang on,
oh, come on, and it'sin her Instagram stories and I'm surprised you
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haven't seen it? Does she say? Who's out reading my book in the
desert? Dope? Actually, dope, your crush is my knee besty and
that's my what's awesome? I'm gladJoffree is now. By the way,
if you want to buy my book, it's available on Amazon. Uh dear
world Letters from last Girl on areDog. Yes, I'm plugging myself.
Yea. You are eight three threefive one. Bama is the number if
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you have a what's awesome? Goodmorning? Who's this Judea? Do you
have a what's awesome? I do? I got my apprenticeships director, good
job, congratulations. Okay, tellme what you just got again because I
know whatever it is is awesome,but I have no idea what it is.
My apprenticeship life is for funior directorand embalmer. You're gonna be dealing
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with dead people, I am girl. You stuffed the bodies. Well,
you don't stuft them, you embalmthem. Yes, But also I love
it because it's spooky season and ittakes a very special type of person to
be able to do that, LikeI could not do that, and it's
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it's it's a profession that is neededbecause you're taking care of our loved ones
after they pass. So thank youfor what you do, and that is
awesome. Is there good money inthat? Oh, it's planing money in
that, very good money of that. Well, it's time for us to
take a career change. We're leavingradio to embalm people. I don't want
to handle bodies though, That's what'sawesome. Congratulations and thank you for sharing.
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Thank you. Catch off with Alabamain the morning on the IHR radio
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. Oh, this is so funny.
It's not funny, it's hilarious.Neither of them eight three three five one.
Bama is the number to call theshow, or text the keyword Alabama
in your message to three zero threeeight two in the same text message.
Because Zarah's real sad about something,I feelings are a little crush. What
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are you sad about I didn't getan employee of the month. Why are
you sad you did not get employeeof the month? Well, you told
me at your own mouth you wantto vote for me. Yeah, I
said I was going to vote foryou. Did you vote for me?
No, I didn't vote. Iforgot but one vote. You have to
get more than one vote. Well, how do you know that everybody else
in the building didn't did put myname in there? And your vote could
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have been the one that decided.Why are you so upset that I did
not? Hang on hand? Waita minute, how hard do you work
hard enough to get employee at amonth? What do you think that you
do to deserve being employee of themonth? Here at iHeart you know I
got three endorsements attested to me.I'm doing Friday Night Lights football. Uh
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huh uh. We do a greatshow every morning. We get here before
anybody else. Well that counts asus, so actually we don't other people
beat us. The guy across thehall beats us every morning. You know
I'm talking about I got you afree itch. I told you that I
cared about your coffee runs and stuffto say, you won't have to lead
up the room so much. Imade chicken planners for somebody I didn't make
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employee of the month. This isgoing to be the greatest contest ever.
Who can get it first? No, it's not compete with you. Okay,
I deserve it. You should justgive it to me. Do you
think he deserved employee of the monthover our boss who got Employee of the
month this month? Yes? Heworks twelve hour days? How many How
long are your days? Okay?In the station? What's this title?
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How many hours a day do youwork? Maybe six? What I really
let email about why he's deserved toget it? That's great and I'm like,
yo, everybody helped with the jistshow of show. Everybody help call
the show. Here's what I wantyou to do eight three three five one
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bamas than ever. If you area boss, what are you looking for?
If you would pick employee of themonth, or if you have ever
made employee of the month, whatdid you do to make employee of the
month. Oh, I was cashierthe month at Walmart. Oh yeah,
rub it in because I've never wonbest customer service ever. Called the show
Catch up with Alabama in the morningon the iHeartRadio app or wherever you listen
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to podcasts if you missed it.Ago Djanuarra is upset that he did not
make employ of the Month this month, first September. It will be okay.
There are so many people. There'sonly so many people in the office.
At some point, you're gonna makeit. Just by default. Wow,
eight three three five one. MMAis the number if you have ever
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been employee of the month. Iwant you to call the show and tell
us what you did. But we'recalling somebody special right now. By default.
Alabama. Yes, let's make thiscall. Okay, come on,
it's Alabama and djanuar Era. HelloAlabama and DJ new Era. Aara,
this is our boss, our marketmanager, Blake on the line. He
doesn't know I'm calling you. We'retalking on the show right now. Aaron's
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very upset that he did not makeEmployee of the Month this month. Yeah,
I'm kind of upset about this.Well, he was, he was
leading he was not even close untilthe infraction of a few weeks ago.
He parked in the employee of themonth parking spot and he's not even employee
of the month parking spot. Howmany votes you see all the votes did
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he how many votes did he get? He missed my three vote? Three
three votes. So here's my question. While we have you, I'm trying
to help Erra get employee of themonth next month. I don't know,
maybe I'm going to try to findhim for it. But what are you
looking for an employee of the month. What are some things that djnu Era
can do to make it for themonth of what it's September now October?
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Yeah? Well, first of all, parking correct parking spot. Okay,
I'll do that now. Second,Lee would be bring me breakfast. Oh
yeah, breakfast. He brings usbreakfast all the time. You can do.
Okay? What else that would be? Invite me to one of his
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Friday or Saturday nights at high schoolfootball or his DJ gigs. Yes,
I love you want to come tothe gigs. That would be DJ and
not football. I can make heaven. I want to see our market manager
work with you at the club.No, are you saying I can't hang.
I'm saying you don't want to bea part of it because I turned
up pretty hard. He did justsay you can't hang. I think that
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disqualifies him for next month. Automatically, I think I think I would uh,
me and my buddy Stephen Mesrano wouldlove to join you at the club
I work in. Totally have StephenMisron t working at the club. That's
it. I love you. That'san easy decision. Thank you, we
love you. We'll talk to youlater by Thanks for keeping us employee.
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All right, So we have oneof the people who made employee of the
month this month? Do you knowwho I'm hi? I'm just calling to
congratulate you for making employee of themonth. There is salty that you made
it and he didn't make it.Listen, why do you want to be
employee of the month? Why notbe employee of the money? It goes
to show that I work hard,just like everybody else in this building.
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Don't you get paid for Okay?Also, Dono is here way longer than
you are. Dona. It workslike three times a day longer than you
do. Okay, let's be realistic. Sometimes when we both go home,
Alabama. We still have stuff todo, but Dina still works longer than
you do. You know what,all do you want to speak on?
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Figure out? What is the bigdeal? Why do you want it so
bad? This is what's funny.So we get a parking spot up front,
but ERA already has a parking spotup front because you beat everybody here.
That's not true, right, Sowhat's the point. The point is,
I'm I need to sign out therefor me specifically that says ERA parking
spot or employee of the month,one of the two. Enough to do.
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I'm gonna do because that's what youget a parking spot because I'm employee
of the month. It's not gonnapark in it all month long, but
nobody else can park Dina. Thatis great. Please do that, and
then we're gonna put Dino's face onit and be like, Dino is awesome.
I'm gonna run for employees. Also, I'd like to point out that
I made employee the month after havinglast week off. That's great. He
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didn't even work last I voted forDNA. Didn't work. He will send
in emails. You didn't even hearthat I voted for DNA. You said
you voted for me to supposed tovote for me. We love you,
Dina. We'll talk to you later. Congratulations. Catch up on Alabama in
the Morning on the iHeartRadio apps orwherever you listen to podcasts. Before we
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go, I would like everybody togo to the Alabama Show dot com.
Yes, click on the contact uspage. I will forward a button that
goes to our boss's email, andI want you to go vote the Alabama
makes Employee of the Month for themonth of October. Vote for new need
that. If you missed it,go back and listen to The Alabama Show
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on demand today on the free iHeartRadioapp. Era's upset he did not make
employee of my It's cool I getit one day. Or listen to him
trying the birthday cake. The practicebirthday cake I made for my boyfriend almost
took my life. It was sogood, you know, the worst true.
Yeah, it was good for you. Okay, we're done. We'll
see you tomorrow morning. Thanks.Thanks for listening to Alabama in the Morning
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on demand.
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Hey buddy, good morning.
How's your weekend? It was excitinglong short. It wasn't short, but
(00:24):
long. What was exciting about itthe barbecue. I had no barbecue this
weekend. I had barbecue literally fromFriday autaway till somebody yesterday night. If
you know dj any Era, heloves this food. You know what I
did yesterday? What I put upHalloween decorations. You got pictures. I
couldn't wait, no, because Ididn't do all of them, and I'm
(00:45):
not ready. All I did wasjust put a couple of skeletons in a
tree. I have a dead peopletree and it's great. And I oh,
I've been planning. I'm planning.I'm planning the Halloween decorations. I
have the greatest idea. I can'tsay it on the radio. I don't
want anybody to steal it, butmy house is gonna look so scary this
year. Why are you starting soearly? I'm ready. It's spooky season.
(01:07):
I'm ready. I'm ready for themonsters. I'm ready to scare the
neighborhood kids. I want to scaredjanu Era. You can't scare me.
That's not spooky. I'm like thewitch of the Cabin neighborhood in Blunt County.
Our kids really going to come toyour house and extra candy? Probably
not? There's no trick or treatersin our neighborhood. I'm like Glinda the
(01:30):
good Witch. I'm Alabama the goofyWitch. Okay, what's scared? What's
spare? Would you cast on me? D January? Stop asking for free
food? Imbrica neighbor That's not gonnahappen. There's not even a spell a
sance on you. Gotta have somereal words behind it. Where's your wand
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did you put up Halloween decorations thisweekend? Did eight? Three three five
one? Bama is the number?Good morning? What? What the hell?
It's what the hell? Headlines onthe Alabama Shaw. A woman said
a world record for the longest mulletwhite. How you I wonder how she
looks? Oh she's got a wellI'll tell you how long. Her mullet
(02:15):
is five feet eight inches. Thatis tall. Her name is Tammy.
Tammy lives in Tennessee. Here sheis talking about why she grew the world's
longest mullet, growing the longest mulletnever really started out as anything other than
it was then eighties and everybody ata rettil and I started growing mine,
and over the years it's just keetgrowing. Oh my god, I'm actually
(02:37):
in the twenty twenty four addition ofthe Gains of the World records for the
world's longest mullet, and that ispretty amazing. Arra, if you grow
a mullet, I will pay youone hundred dollars. You don't have to
pay me for that. I'd doit for free. Oh yes, grow
a mullet, Era White. Youare listening to Alabama in the Morning on
demand, Ara's favorite game ever.Because Ara loves toe nails. I love
(03:00):
him with a passion. Oh mygod, is it an adult movie or
a fingernail polish color? Eight threethree five one? Bama is the number
to play. Chris, good morning. Are you calling to play the game?
I wouldn't love you yet. Here'show it works. I'll give you
the name. You guess. Aaron'sgonna help, Eric, can you help?
Eric's seen all the adult movies.He knows all the adult movie names.
I'd be a wing man, Chris, All right, man, it's
(03:22):
me. Anybody let's do it allright. Here's number one pr stunt adult
movie or finger nil polish color Apr stunt. I'm going to adult adult
movie a fingernail polish color. I'mgonna paint my toenails that color this weekend.
It's great. Here we go.Number two, adult movie your finger
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down polish color. Scarlet Diva.I'm going to fingernail polish color on that
one adult movie. Chris, yougot that room, Eric got it right.
That's okay. I'll give you thepoint. Scarlet Diva is an adult
movie. Here's the next one,sheer fantasy. This is great, sheer
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fantasy. Tell me out here,what do you think, buddy, I'm
gonna go with adult movie. I'mago there. It's a fingernail polish color.
That's why this game is so goodbecause all the fingernail polish colors sound
like adult movies. Last one,don't move your fingernail polish color. This
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is a good one. Surrounded bystuds. Yeah, that's easy, right
there, A don't move you fingeredout polish color. That's got to be
a fingernail polish color that it's toooff for adult movie title adult movie,
right, you're wrong Chris, You'reright, I'm doing Chris. That is
a fingernail polish color, and loveybuddy, you have bragging rights. You've officially
(04:56):
won as an adult movie your fingernailpolish color. Today, at least I
finished on the wind y'all. It'sthree things you need to know herea Alabama
football is back. Yeah, RoadTide Alabama beat Middle Tennessee fifty six to
seven. The blowout Road Tide.Auburn also when they'd beat you Mass fifteen
nine to fourteen. Okay, whocares. My boyfriend is an Auburn fan,
(05:19):
so I was having him tell methe scores this weekend and he's like,
Auburn one. I was like,congratulations, fan, you keep up
with football now. I told himto tell me the football scores and then
he told me. I was like, okay, good your team one.
This is what's going to be interestingis I'm an Alabama fan and my new
boo as an Auburn fan. Andone of our co workers is having a
football party for Alabama. And myboo already said he's gonna wear Auburn gear
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to this Alabama party. And Imay get banned from any future football parties.
In the office. At least youthere to support him. I'll see
what happens. I like this.Somebody's heading for divorce. This is never
good. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner. Sophie Turner is from Game of Thrones
his wife. Did you know that? I didn't know. He married one
of the girls from Game of Thrones, one of the sisters, one of
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the Lanister sisters. Anyway, JoeJonas and Sophie Turner. Joe, it's
been reported this weekend he already retaineda divorce lawyer. Sophie is currently in
London filming a British TV series,and there's a source who has told TMZ
that their divorce is over parenting issues. They have two daughters together. One
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daughter is three years old and theother one as a baby, and supposedly
both of the daughters right now arewith Joe Jonas while he is on tour
with his brothers and Sophie is inLondon London filming a TV I'm not sure
if that's true. That's what asource says. We'll see what happens.
I mean, I can understand thekey is going on tour, but just
how you're like a babysit or ananny. Somebody needs to work behind the
(06:48):
scenes. I'm sure that's what hehas. But still, we'll just see
what happens. They both actors.They gotta do what they gotta do.
He's a musician. I'm cheap.They're both famous, they both have money.
Okay, So burning Man, here'swhat happened. Burning Man. Do
you know what? Burning Man isin the middle of the desert, in
(07:11):
the middle of Nevada, and it'slike self sufficient. All these people go,
some artists go, and they setup everything and then they clean it
down. And once Burning Man's over, it's like nothing was ever there.
The desert's completely empty. It happensonce a year. Well, there was
a storm that happened and it floodedall of Burning Man. So I was
watching on social media this weekend peoplestranded at Burning Man. Finally the roads
(07:34):
dried up enough yesterday afternoon to letpeople out and they could start driving out.
The wait time just to get outof Burning Man five hours. The
name alone sounds terrifying. Here arethe two people who were stranded and started
walking, and all the festival eventorganizers were telling people, please don't try
to walk out of Burning Man becauseyou're in the middle of the desert,
(07:55):
in the middle of the summer,like it's hot. You could die just
trying to walk out. Diplow andChris Rock started walking out of Burning Man.
They walked for six miles, Diplowon the side of the road with
this thumb out like a hitchhiker.Finally, a fan drove by in a
pickup truck, so Diplow on hisInstagram posted a video of him and Chris
(08:15):
Rock riding in the back of somerandom person's pickup trucks. Chris Rock is
like, I need a cold one. I want a tall boy. He
was like, asking for cold beer. So funny. Just imagine if you
were with Chris Rock and Dip Blow. Oh my god. If you're the
person that you saw him walking downthe side of the road and you're like,
oh my god, it's Chris Rock. Did Blow get in that car
(08:37):
over? You got two great superstarsright for free? You got a whole
conversation for free. I'd be like, yo, buddy, I just gave
you a ride. You're gonna giveme your phone number so I can show
my friends and look cool. Youknow what I ask for money? Oh,
dear God, that's three things.How do you guess you need to
know more? At the Alabama Showdot Com. Catch up on Alabama in
(08:58):
the morning, on the iHeartRadio Actor wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey
feeling buddy, I'm good, realgood, I'm great. Are you nervous?
No? Thanks for listening to TheAlabama Show. Eight three three five
one Bama is the number call invortex, the keyword Alabama and your message
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to three zero three eight two.What are you up to now? Let
me tell you a story. Whatis the hardest thing you have ever made
for somebody? And how did itturn out? Was it good? Was
it terrible? Eight three three fiveone Bama is the number. I slaved
all day in the kitchen over theweekend, all day trying to make a
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practice birthday cake for my boyfriend.It is a family recipe that's like two
hundred years old, red velvet cakefrom scratch. I called me mall like
twenty times in that day. Iwas like, memaal what's the difference between
cake flower and regular? She probablyleave me alone. Then I was like,
(10:03):
Mama, how do you ice thecake? Did it come out great?
Though? Then I was like,Mama, when I take my pieces
of cake out of the oven,the tops are round. How do I
set it down? And then Iwas like like literally all day, I
was so stressed to my boyfriend sittingthere watching me. He's smelling it,
and this is like his birthdays inOctober. This is my new boyfriend.
(10:26):
Then I'm like all excited about firsthealthy relationship I've had since probably high school.
And I'm like, this has gotto be perfect. I understand why
I gotta be perfect. I knowyou gotta make a good impression on his
man' I am trying. That isexactly what I'm trying today, and you
gotta make a good impression on me. Do I yeah, because when I
(10:48):
come to the wedding, if thecake is homemade by you, I don't
know who makes their own homemade weddingcake. I would never do that.
I'm buying that. But that isgreat that you say that, because I
know d January. I was tonylast week. I was gonna bake a
practice cake for his birthday. Right, I need you to try it.
Okay, let's do it and tellme if it's good. How's your diet?
(11:11):
I'm great, Let's go hang on, let me get it. Oh
God, get it. I wonderhow this is going to turn out.
Okay, this literally took me awhole day to bake from scratch, like
flour, sticks of butter, chrisCoe homemade ice cream. Oh yes,
(11:31):
take you a bite. That's thehomemade family recipe. Weight, slow and
save. That's because it's been inthe refrigerator. It's cold. It's how
it's supposed to be. Bless thiscake. Wait, you want to say
a little prayer to make sure youdon't get sick before you eat it.
Father got to come to you today. I don't spect you. Bless this
cake, please, Dear God,I prayed this cake doesn't take my life.
(11:54):
Make it good so my boyfriend willlike it. Oh Jesus, Jesus
name, we pray. Take abait. Here we go. Sorry,
don't make a face like it's notgood. A. That's the best cake
I've ever made. I'm sorry,I'm just used to you know, black
(12:16):
people cake. There's no soul inthis cake. No soul? What is
wrong? That was the best cakeI've ever made. This draft I like
call the ship. You are literallythe worst. Give me that cake back.
I Ema is the number catch upon Alabama in the morning, on
(12:41):
the iHeart radio app or wherever youlisten to podcasts. I'm not about to
let you tell the whole Alabama,the whole state, that I don't know
how to bake a good cake,because that cake is so good. We're
in the South. It looks good, but come on, now, it's
delicious. This is a hundred yearold recipe for my grandma. I baked
this red velvet cake from scratch,practicing to make a birthday cake for my
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Bathe. He loved it. He'sjust trying to make you feel No,
we're going to call him. We'recalling him right now. Hello, it's
me. Are you up. Areyou awake? Ye, it's me and
Aaron. Yeah, Hey, whatup? Man? Yeah, I'm up.
Aera just tried the cake and hesaid it doesn't taste good, but
we didn't. I did say thatto God. He said, it doesn't
(13:28):
have any soul, so it lookssoul, it looks so yes, what
are you a vampire? No,I'll come from a long line of family
that have made plenty of cakes,so I wouldn't know how I wasn't supposed
to taste He loved it. Okay, did you take daddy loved it?
He cut a huge piece yesterday andalmost date the whole piece. Yea,
(13:52):
I couldn't finish it. Did youreally like it? Did you just say
that just to make her half smile? That's a good cake. I told
her to make me another one formy birthday. See, okay, I
just needed proof. How long didit take her to make this? I
don't know, no flowers, itdid take a few hours. I think
he was having fun just watching mecovered in flour in the kitchen and red
(14:13):
food coloring. Okay, so yousaid you want another one, so at
this time you gotta jump in andhelp her. It's only fair that the
cake it's for his birthday. Whomakes their own birthday cake? I've done
stuff myself for my own self onmy birthday. You bake it anyway,
then you don't have friends. Thanksfor settling the debate. I love you.
(14:35):
I'll see you later. I loveyou. Catch off with Alabama in
the morning on the iHeart radio appor wherever you listen to podcasts. We
are calling my boyfriend and we aregoing to prove that he loves the cake.
We're gonna do that in a minute. Anybody can say he love us
all oh stop? Eight three threeBama is the number. Have you ever
baked something for somebody? What's thehardest thing that you have cooked for someone
(14:58):
that you love? And did itcome out well? Because I made a
practice homemade from scratch red velvet cakefor my boyfriend and Era says he doesn't
even like it. You just triedit and you're like, oh, it
shocked me. My boyfriend loves it. Kelly, good morning. What do
you think did he say it wasdry? He said it was dry.
My boyfriend loved the cake. Okay, then that's all that matters. Thank
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you. Okay, So, Keyley, what if he's lying about it?
He's not. I watched him.I watched him eat like half the cake
this weekend. He kept going backfor more. Then I think he's being
honest. See have you ever madea cake for your husband? Kelly?
Oh? Yeah? And what washis reaction? It was always good because
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well I've baked before, yeah,so it's not like a new thing.
Well, he would be honest becausehe always tells me he won't eat my
hippie food, like my everyday foodis hippie food, and he'll be like
Oh, I'm not eating that.We'll see it. Yeah, I think
he's being honest. Maybe I don'tknow what kind of red velvet cake you've
been eating, rich, I've beeneating very fall of a cake from my
mom. I'm from mother years ago. Here's the thing. Was your ex
(16:08):
wife's cake better than mine? Alittle better than yours? You dare say
that it was better? Oh,Kelly, I love you gave me the
wrong freaking coffee. I'm so madright now. Oh go fix that.
Have fun. It's too late.I'm gonna be late for work, all
right, Love y'all, I loveyou, Bye bye, good morning.
Here's this? Good morning? OhChris, what are you thinking about this?
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Chris man, y'all give you thatthere. You are honest, You
were rudely honest. I respect thatabout you. Then it has no soul.
That's wrong. We're about to callSteak Daddy. We are gonna get
Steak Daddy on the phone because heloves the cake, and I'm going to
prove this is the best cake Ihave ever made. No soul that hurt
me. Here goodness, he didn'teven make the cake, and it hurt
(16:53):
me hearing it. Thank you,Chris. Thanks for being supportive. I'm
just I'm being supportive. That's thecake. My life was on the line.
So now here's the goal. Now, I gotta make a cake the
era that's DJ new Era approved.Yes, what something good for me?
You know what? Pound cake?Pound cake? All right? But here's
(17:15):
the trick though, right because Ican't stig Daddy ganage when Alabama is in
the room. Oh absolutely, heate half of the cake this weekend.
He kept going back for more allweekend long. Hey, I tried it.
It's good. It tastes just likehow my grandmother makes it. We
just make it different. It's differentthan most red velvet cake. There you
go. Okay, I'm used.I'm not used to that style because,
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yeah, it's not the it's notthe normal recipe. Because I was looking
at other recipes online this weekend,and the way that our family makes it
is not like everybody else makes it. I'm sure fantastic, Gamma, I'm
discussing it a little bit, Butare you are honest? For goodness man
that I love Chris. Thank youwell, Maamma, you enjoy the cake.
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You're not going to do the kid? Oh yeah, I already ate
the rest of it. He's done. What the hell? It's what the
hell headlines on the Lama Shaw.A man got pulled over for driving with
the bull in the front seat.You remember the time you had an owl
(18:22):
in the front seat of your carand no will fits in my car.
Do you know how big a bullis? He probably had a truck of
song. No, this was alittle car. I'm about to show you
a picture. The bull's name wasHowdy Doody, Howdy doody. That's all.
Hang on, let me show you. You know cars. What kind
of car is this? Oh,that's more like a that's like an old
school car, like a it's allfor it's like an old cock car.
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Oh man, I had that bullfeeding in there. I don't know,
and you don't do this. Soanyway, there's pictures of it. The
passenger door had been replaced with ametal guard rail that's on a cattle enclosure.
He put this on his car.And then he had a sign on
the roiling that said Nebraska's Big RodeoParade, best car entree, a live
buller a live bull, give themcreative azzy effort. Oh yeah, he
(19:06):
got a ticket. Why, there'sthree things. So we're following. There
is a shooting that happened over theweekend that is so insane in Birmingham.
Two women were confirmed dead. Theshooting started downtown and then the women arrived
at UAB Hospital in a private carfrom gunshot wounds and there was another man
(19:29):
in the car with them when theygot there, whoever it was that shot
in front of the club started shootingat them again. Yeah, they followed
them to the hospital to finish you. Outside of the emergency room. Gunfire
also hit an suv that belonged toUAB police and then it hit gunfire hit
a hospital emergency room door. Thenthere were two other women who showed up
(19:52):
after that. They survived, butthey also had gunshot wounds from the original
shooting that happened downtown. People justcan't go out and half fine, good
clean, fun to say it,but it is and there it's said that
there are so many stories in thenews of people getting shot in Birmingham.
We try not to put a lotof the negative news and our three things
(20:14):
you need to know, but thiswas just so crazy because it it happened
in two locations. This anyway we'rethinking about the family. Will keep you
updated as we find out more rightnow, no one is currently in custody.
Here's what's coming to town. Ohboy. The US National Firefighter Challenge
starts today in Hoover. I'm notgoing to it. You didn't you want
(20:37):
to be a firefighter. I'd changedmy mind. I saw when they got
to go through them to actually becomeone. Well, this is what this
is about. Hundreds of firefighters fromacross the country or in town to show
off their skills. Now's a greattime to be on tender and bumble single,
ladies alight. It's a firefighter combatchallenge. It promotes physical fitness,
and it showcases all the things firefightershave to go through on a daily basis.
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So here's what happens in the challenge. It's going to have a tower
climb, a hose pool. Theyhave to drag a mannequin which will be
like a person that they're saving fromthe fire right all while they have to
wear their gear, and firefighter gearis heavy, so heavy. Nah.
Have you ever tried on a firefighter'suniform before? Yeah, I've tried on
the whole outfit from Who's who wasthe firefighter one of my fire brothers.
(21:21):
I tried on a firefighter uniform too. Oh are you sure one of my
bumble matches Taylor Swift? My goodness, So I'll tell you how the fire
was put out? Okay, ok, what happened? Taylor Swift is ruining
scary movies for people everywhere. Youknow, her Era's Tour is going to
(21:44):
be released in theaters Friday, Octoberthirteenth. Boo, Friday October thirteenth is
a spooky day already because it's Fridaythe thirteenth. But Taylor Swift thirteen is
her lucky number. So anyway,now the Exorcist remake has to change their
really state to avoid competing with Taylor'sfilm. They say, to avoid competing
it's because they know everybody's gonna gosee Taylor's film. So it was originally
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set to premiere on Friday the thirteenth. Now they're bumping it up a week
to October sixth. Their creator postedon Twitter he said, look what you
made me do? Which is aTaylor Swift lyric. Do you get it?
Yeah? I get it, butI would have kept it as is.
Yeah, but then you're gonna losepeople who would watch your film to
(22:27):
the Taylor Swift Ara's tour. It'sactually smart what he did. He released
it a week early, so nowthey'll have a good opening day at the
box office. So I would havepaid to see the horror move of the
X. I would have paid forto see that, and I would have
snuck in to see Taylor see.It's a way to win. Anyway.
If you work at the movie theatersand you see DJ and you Eric come
(22:48):
in and you see him walking outof one movie into another, that's what
he's doing. Just joining on thephone. That's say thanks. You need
to know more at the Alabama Showdot com. Here's what's coming up next
on the Alabama Show. Call theShow with your what's awesome? Yes,
I'm good. Whatever happened over theweekend that makes you happy. Maybe you're
putting up Halloween decorations. Maybe youbaked a cake that was delicious even though
(23:10):
your co host thinks it wasn't good, but he doesn't know because taste buds
are all ruined because he only eatstupid, weird diet food. Bama,
that is was awesome. I thinkit's weird. Eight three is the number
we want to hear. What's awesomein your life? Catch off with Alabama
in the morning on the iHeart radioapp or wherever you listen to podcasts.
I'm gonna show you my what's awesomereally quick. Okay. Do you remember
(23:33):
when you did a shoot your shotfor a local news anchor that you have
a crush on. Yeah, andthen you found out she had a boyfriend,
Yes, and you lost your shot. Yes, here's my what's awesome?
She messaged me on Instagram this weekend. Hang on, hang on,
oh, come on, and it'sin her Instagram stories and I'm surprised you
(23:56):
haven't seen it? Does she say? Who's out reading my book in the
desert? Dope? Actually, dope, your crush is my knee besty and
that's my what's awesome? I'm gladJoffree is now. By the way,
if you want to buy my book, it's available on Amazon. Uh dear
world Letters from last Girl on areDog. Yes, I'm plugging myself.
Yea. You are eight three threefive one. Bama is the number if
(24:19):
you have a what's awesome? Goodmorning? Who's this Judea? Do you
have a what's awesome? I do? I got my apprenticeships director, good
job, congratulations. Okay, tellme what you just got again because I
know whatever it is is awesome,but I have no idea what it is.
My apprenticeship life is for funior directorand embalmer. You're gonna be dealing
(24:42):
with dead people, I am girl. You stuffed the bodies. Well,
you don't stuft them, you embalmthem. Yes, But also I love
it because it's spooky season and ittakes a very special type of person to
be able to do that, LikeI could not do that, and it's
(25:03):
it's it's a profession that is neededbecause you're taking care of our loved ones
after they pass. So thank youfor what you do, and that is
awesome. Is there good money inthat? Oh, it's planing money in
that, very good money of that. Well, it's time for us to
take a career change. We're leavingradio to embalm people. I don't want
to handle bodies though, That's what'sawesome. Congratulations and thank you for sharing.
(25:26):
Thank you. Catch off with Alabamain the morning on the IHR radio
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. Oh, this is so funny.
It's not funny, it's hilarious.Neither of them eight three three five one.
Bama is the number to call theshow, or text the keyword Alabama
in your message to three zero threeeight two in the same text message.
Because Zarah's real sad about something,I feelings are a little crush. What
(25:51):
are you sad about I didn't getan employee of the month. Why are
you sad you did not get employeeof the month? Well, you told
me at your own mouth you wantto vote for me. Yeah, I
said I was going to vote foryou. Did you vote for me?
No, I didn't vote. Iforgot but one vote. You have to
get more than one vote. Well, how do you know that everybody else
in the building didn't did put myname in there? And your vote could
(26:14):
have been the one that decided.Why are you so upset that I did
not? Hang on hand? Waita minute, how hard do you work
hard enough to get employee at amonth? What do you think that you
do to deserve being employee of themonth? Here at iHeart you know I
got three endorsements attested to me.I'm doing Friday Night Lights football. Uh
(26:38):
huh uh. We do a greatshow every morning. We get here before
anybody else. Well that counts asus, so actually we don't other people
beat us. The guy across thehall beats us every morning. You know
I'm talking about I got you afree itch. I told you that I
cared about your coffee runs and stuffto say, you won't have to lead
up the room so much. Imade chicken planners for somebody I didn't make
(27:00):
employee of the month. This isgoing to be the greatest contest ever.
Who can get it first? No, it's not compete with you. Okay,
I deserve it. You should justgive it to me. Do you
think he deserved employee of the monthover our boss who got Employee of the
month this month? Yes? Heworks twelve hour days? How many How
long are your days? Okay?In the station? What's this title?
(27:22):
How many hours a day do youwork? Maybe six? What I really
let email about why he's deserved toget it? That's great and I'm like,
yo, everybody helped with the jistshow of show. Everybody help call
the show. Here's what I wantyou to do eight three three five one
(27:44):
bamas than ever. If you area boss, what are you looking for?
If you would pick employee of themonth, or if you have ever
made employee of the month, whatdid you do to make employee of the
month. Oh, I was cashierthe month at Walmart. Oh yeah,
rub it in because I've never wonbest customer service ever. Called the show
Catch up with Alabama in the morningon the iHeartRadio app or wherever you listen
(28:06):
to podcasts if you missed it.Ago Djanuarra is upset that he did not
make employ of the Month this month, first September. It will be okay.
There are so many people. There'sonly so many people in the office.
At some point, you're gonna makeit. Just by default. Wow,
eight three three five one. MMAis the number if you have ever
(28:26):
been employee of the month. Iwant you to call the show and tell
us what you did. But we'recalling somebody special right now. By default.
Alabama. Yes, let's make thiscall. Okay, come on,
it's Alabama and djanuar Era. HelloAlabama and DJ new Era. Aara,
this is our boss, our marketmanager, Blake on the line. He
doesn't know I'm calling you. We'retalking on the show right now. Aaron's
(28:51):
very upset that he did not makeEmployee of the Month this month. Yeah,
I'm kind of upset about this.Well, he was, he was
leading he was not even close untilthe infraction of a few weeks ago.
He parked in the employee of themonth parking spot and he's not even employee
of the month parking spot. Howmany votes you see all the votes did
(29:11):
he how many votes did he get? He missed my three vote? Three
three votes. So here's my question. While we have you, I'm trying
to help Erra get employee of themonth next month. I don't know,
maybe I'm going to try to findhim for it. But what are you
looking for an employee of the month. What are some things that djnu Era
can do to make it for themonth of what it's September now October?
(29:34):
Yeah? Well, first of all, parking correct parking spot. Okay,
I'll do that now. Second,Lee would be bring me breakfast. Oh
yeah, breakfast. He brings usbreakfast all the time. You can do.
Okay? What else that would be? Invite me to one of his
(29:55):
Friday or Saturday nights at high schoolfootball or his DJ gigs. Yes,
I love you want to come tothe gigs. That would be DJ and
not football. I can make heaven. I want to see our market manager
work with you at the club.No, are you saying I can't hang.
I'm saying you don't want to bea part of it because I turned
up pretty hard. He did justsay you can't hang. I think that
(30:17):
disqualifies him for next month. Automatically, I think I think I would uh,
me and my buddy Stephen Mesrano wouldlove to join you at the club
I work in. Totally have StephenMisron t working at the club. That's
it. I love you. That'san easy decision. Thank you, we
love you. We'll talk to youlater by Thanks for keeping us employee.
(30:41):
All right, So we have oneof the people who made employee of the
month this month? Do you knowwho I'm hi? I'm just calling to
congratulate you for making employee of themonth. There is salty that you made
it and he didn't make it.Listen, why do you want to be
employee of the month? Why notbe employee of the money? It goes
to show that I work hard,just like everybody else in this building.
(31:04):
Don't you get paid for Okay?Also, Dono is here way longer than
you are. Dona. It workslike three times a day longer than you
do. Okay, let's be realistic. Sometimes when we both go home,
Alabama. We still have stuff todo, but Dina still works longer than
you do. You know what,all do you want to speak on?
(31:26):
Figure out? What is the bigdeal? Why do you want it so
bad? This is what's funny.So we get a parking spot up front,
but ERA already has a parking spotup front because you beat everybody here.
That's not true, right, Sowhat's the point. The point is,
I'm I need to sign out therefor me specifically that says ERA parking
spot or employee of the month,one of the two. Enough to do.
(31:48):
I'm gonna do because that's what youget a parking spot because I'm employee
of the month. It's not gonnapark in it all month long, but
nobody else can park Dina. Thatis great. Please do that, and
then we're gonna put Dino's face onit and be like, Dino is awesome.
I'm gonna run for employees. Also, I'd like to point out that
I made employee the month after havinglast week off. That's great. He
(32:10):
didn't even work last I voted forDNA. Didn't work. He will send
in emails. You didn't even hearthat I voted for DNA. You said
you voted for me to supposed tovote for me. We love you,
Dina. We'll talk to you later. Congratulations. Catch up on Alabama in
the Morning on the iHeartRadio apps orwherever you listen to podcasts. Before we
(32:32):
go, I would like everybody togo to the Alabama Show dot com.
Yes, click on the contact uspage. I will forward a button that
goes to our boss's email, andI want you to go vote the Alabama
makes Employee of the Month for themonth of October. Vote for new need
that. If you missed it,go back and listen to The Alabama Show
(32:54):
on demand today on the free iHeartRadioapp. Era's upset he did not make
employee of my It's cool I getit one day. Or listen to him
trying the birthday cake. The practicebirthday cake I made for my boyfriend almost
took my life. It was sogood, you know, the worst true.
Yeah, it was good for you. Okay, we're done. We'll
see you tomorrow morning. Thanks.Thanks for listening to Alabama in the Morning
(33:16):
on demand.
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