September 6, 2023 • 34 mins
Allison is upset that her husband smashed her cake in her face during their wedding after she asked him not to in today's Dear Era. Alabama is running for Employee of the Month for October to get at DJ New Era. Ways you might be a bad kisser in 3 Things You NEED to Know plus What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Good morning. What's up?
How's your night? It was interesting? Why would you do? I had
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a weird combination of a smoothie withbutter on my popcorn. Oh here,
butter on your popcorn. I don'tknow what's wrong with you. A lot
is wrong with me because that tearsmy stomach. Why did you put oh,
butter butter? But I don't knowwhy? In my head I thought
peanut butter. What were you watching? Movies? I was watching, Yeah,
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this movie called Norbit with Eddie Murphy. It was funny date Maybe night.
It was maybe night in the Alabamahousehold last night too? What did
you watch? Me and the Baby? We're watching The Nightmare before Christmas because
we're in spooky season. I gottatell somebody this, that's not scary movie.
He does something when you watch hismovies that are musicals, and I
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think it's adorable, but I alsolike it took me a minute. He
he was singing along to every singlesong, and now I have this is
Halloween stuck in my head. Icannot do that through a musical. I
get bored easily, do you?Yeah? Those are not my goal to
when it comes to Nightmare Before Christmasis the best movie in the world for
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you? YEA for a Disney Yeah? Is that a Disney? No,
it's a Tim Burton movie. It'stoo I'm good on that. Come on,
low me out with Spider Man orthe anime version of the Ninja Turtles.
Ara needs some Marvel in his life. No, I need some DC
Aaron's Batman. What's the difference betweenMarvel and DC? Who even? Okay,
I feel like I just opened thecandle arms to me. Marvel is
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more darker, meaning I know whatit means. Okay, yeah, Marvel
it's more a cartoonish. Wait,you just said Marvel is more DC is
more ark So Aara likes it darker. Yeah, because I'm a dark guy.
Get it? Dark night, darkguy. Six with chocolate Call the
Shock eight three five one. Bamais the number? Good morning is what
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the hell? Headline on the AlabamaShow. A drunk driver called the cops
and told on himself for driving onthe wrong side of the road. Right,
how he made the right choice?Oh god, illegal? This happened
in Nebraska. He was going onthe wrong way. He called nine one
one on himself and listened to theactual nine one one call. I'm on
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high late seventy seven going north andthen somebody that is on the long side
of the road. He had aright thing, man, he almost sent
me off the road. Yeah.Do you know why I stopped you?
Yeah? Because I was on thewrong side of the road. The one
that called in, yeah you wereYeah, because I thought somebody is on
the wrong side of road. Buthe was like that, Oh my god,
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why you Super easy trivia with theLlama Michelle rate the good morning.
What are you doing right now?Driving my kids to school? Oh?
Where do they go to school?Pond christ and Silicoga. This is great
because your kids are in the car, they'll be able to help you out.
It's super easy trivia. No,let kids, That is great.
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Okay, here's how it works.I'll ask the questions DJ and you.
Era is your lifeline. But I'mgonna have Era give his guesses too and
see who gets it right. Areyou ready? Yeah? Question number one?
How many colors are in a rainbow? Seven? Yeah? Seven?
That is it. Also, areyour kids in the background? Can they
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hear the questions too? They're inthe background. But that's made it all
the secret. Oh Okay, howold are your kids? Can and free?
Oh that's great. Well, feelfree to ask them if you use
them as your lifeline. If youdon't know any of the answers, here's
number two. How many inches arethere in a foot? What's your gifts?
I don't I'm not guessing. Whatwas your other gifts? My other
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gil? Yeah? Ask your kid? Ask your ten year old? How
many are in a foot? Twelvevisits? You guess after you said six?
All right? Last question super easytrivia for the win rate the what
is the smallest bird in the world? Humming? Is that your guest?
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To Aaron, that's my guess.It is the humming bird rate? The
congratulations you got it right. Also, girl, you better give your ten
year olds ice cream today for helpingyou win that game. Wait won by
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trivial. I love you so much. Thank you for car on the show
and for listening. Thank you.There's three things. Okay, so we
have the cause of Bob Barker's death. Oh, what was it? Alzheimer's
a man. He died at theage of ninety nine a few weeks ago.
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TMZ got his birth certificate. Thatwas the cause of death on it
Apparently he has been battling this foryears, but he never addressed it publicly,
so nobody knows how long he hadAlzheimer's, but the doctors say his
death came years after the Alzheimer's began. Let's say it if you remember.
He also suffered multiple falls over theyear, had some battles with skin cancer,
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and took two trips to the hospitalfor issues with his back in twenty
eighteen. Honestly, to live tobe ninety nine years old with a time
to live to be ninety nine yearsold with no health problems as a feat
in itself a law successful life,yea. And to live that long with
Alzheimer's is also huge, all right, Pee Bob Barker, we love me.
Sad news more I know. Ipromise there's a happy one at the
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end. Joe Jonas filed for divorcefrom Sophie Turner yesterday God the Jonas brothers,
yes after four years of marriage.His filing claims the marriage is irretrievably
broken. According to a source,he did try to salvage it. He's
asking for joint custody of their twodaughters, who is three year old Willa
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and their one year old daughter thatnobody knows the name yet. A source
says the reason they are getting adivorce is two different lifestyles. So if
he still likes to party and helikes to stay at home, I'm gonna
understand it. You know they don't. They don't mitch well to match well
together. Yeah, yeah, Imean, yeah, it is. It's
hard to live two different lives.I get that. Here is the two
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pizza toppings that you should try.All right, did your no Pizza started
yesterday giving away one free pizza perperson if you go to shop de Jorna
dot goodness dot com to get thepineapple pickle pizza. Oh my god,
no now pineapple? Yeah no.I have had pineapple on a pizza and
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I love it. I have hada pickle pizza and that's kind of weird.
But I try to eat also toget what. Yeah, somebody gonna
be in the bathroom. We're gonnado this. Let's try this on the
show tomorrow. Let's make our own. I'm gonna get a cheese pizza from
de Jurna. I'm gonna put somepineapples on it and some pickles on it.
I'll try it if you bring itin though I don't think I can.
I'll do it. Oh god,it's a great way to promote it.
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I'll try. It's so weirdest comboanyway. That's say things you need
to know more at the Alabama Showdot com on the Alabama Shaw. Good
morning, Alison, what's your issuefor dear Era? Good morning? So
I walked out in the middle ofmy wedding, and now my whole family
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and now husband won't stop blowing upmy phone. Okay, this is gonna
be good. My heart is pala. Why did you walk out of your
wedding? Yeah? Well, okay, my now husband and I have been
together for three years and I've toldhim leading up to our wedding, which
was at this point a week ago, that if he ever did the whole
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cake smash thing in my face thatI would leave him. Oh god.
Okay, and Er, you've DJand a lot of weddings, did they
still do all the gay small You'lldo it. I don't see the wroll
with it. Well, and ifyou want that at your wedding, great,
but I don't want it, Okay, like I've seen other people do
it, I don't think it's funny. I actually think it's disrespectful. But
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anyways, at the end of theday, I just don't want it,
okay, And I told my husbandthis, okay, and then yeah,
and what does he do? Hesmashes the damn cake in my face?
Oh my god, Oh okay.And I literally felt like everything was moving
in slow motion, like he waslaughing, and like family was laughing,
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and I all I could do wasstorm out and call an uber, Like
I literally left in the middle ofthe wedding, and then I went to
a hotel for a few days.So you called an uber in the middle
of your whole wedding. Yeah,Now I'm staying at a friend's house.
I can't believe this. This isso embarrassing. What's your husband? What
does he say about all of this? Well, he and all of my
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family keep calling me and telling youthat I'm being ridiculous and like acting like
a child. But okay, here'sthe thing. He knew I didn't want
that to happen. He ruined Iwant yes, I told him, and
so like, this is a terriblestart to our lifelong relationship. He also
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ruined a five hundred dollar wedding cake. Okay, like, messed up my
makeup that I also paid a hundreddollars for. My hair was covered in
icing, like I'd be pissed.Did it get on your dress too?
Yes, there's yes, exactly,he ruined the top of my dress.
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Now because there's chocolate smeared and it'sa white dress, obviously I would be
mad. And I feel like hecompletely ruined the one day I have been
looking forward to forever, and hecost me thousands of dollars and wasted money
from this damn cake massing moment.What do you think? Oh, Okay,
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I've been married before and I've beentold that the wedding day is all
about the bride. Yes it is, which is true. But I also
know when it comes to the cakecutting because I am a DJ and I
DJ several weddings, that part isalways towards the end. But I've seen
a bride get smashed in the facewith a cake and they have fun.
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But after that she went and changeduntil a whole another alphae if she specifically
Alan's if Alison specifically said I donot want this at my wedding because everybody's
wedding is different. Just because onegirl likes something doesn't mean the other girl's
gonna like it. Just because onegirlfriend likes chocolate cake, the other girlfriend
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like strawberry cake. You're gonna keepbuying a new girlfriend chocolate cake that like
strawberry cake. I'm gonna do whatI want to do. Oh my god,
I'm paying for the wind some ofit. Surely I am who's paying
for the honeymoon? Probably me,Alison. When he gonna go back home?
Are you gonna go back home toyour husband? Are you thinking about
divorcing him now? What are yougonna do? No, Honestly, I'm
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not sure. Like I hate thatthis is now my relationship. Expressly say
something I don't want and my husband'slike, yeah, but I don't care.
I'm gonna do it anyway. Likethat's not okay. Call this see
if we can get some advice forAllison. Eight three three five oh one
BAMA is the number? Do youthink that Allison has the right to be
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upset that her husband still did thesmash cake at their wedding when she asked
him not to. You were listeningto Alabama in the Morning on demand.
Allison is about to leave her husbandof less than a week after he smashed
a cake into her face, I'mso silly. Well, she asked him
not to that's the issue. Shesaid, this is the one thing I
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absolutely do not want at my wedding, and he did it anyway. So
she left in the middle of thewedding, took an uber. Now she's
staying at a friend's house and everybody'sblowing up her phone saying she's acting ridiculous.
What's the point of being mayor ifyou can't have fun together? Well,
what's the point and get married?If you can't do what you say
you're not supposed to do? Okay, I can't help your neck. A
three, three five one BAMA isthe number. If you want to weigh
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in. Do you think Allison isoverreacting? Kelly, good morning. What
do you think? Well, youknow up catered a lot of weddings.
I know you have, so Ithink this just goes way deeper than the
cake. It's a matter of respect. Absolutely. If it's the one thing
that she asked him not to do, I really think you should have respected
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that. But at the same time, you guys loved each other enough to
get this far. Maybe you definitelyneed to talk and figure out what you're
gonna do. Yeah, at thispoint that if she's asking them not to
do something, what else in theirfuture is she going to say, hey,
please don't do and he's just goingto disregard and do anyway. Exactly.
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It's way deeper than the cake.And I think they need to get
together talk and maybe get some counseling, or go talk to their pastor what
have you. Thank you for ColinLove you guys. So Alison is upset
that her husband smashed a cake inher face at their wedding after she's been
telling him for months not to doit. Smile, It's okay, are
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says still do it? It's hiswedding too. I say she has every
right to be upset. Eight threethree five Obama is the number to call
the chef or text text the keywordAlabama and your message in the same text
message to three zero three eight two. Good morning. Who's this Hi?
This is Amber Amberg. Good morning. What do you think about Alison and
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the smash cake at her wedding?First of all, I just got buried
in September Congratulationally understand how she feelswhen a woman has something planned, and
especially like her wedding. It's thebiggest day of her life. She dreams
that she was a child. Whatthat would be like. Well, and
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explain to Earra really quick, howlong did it take you to get your
hair done, your makeup done,put into your dress, and get ready
for your wedding that day? Andhours? Hours? We literally took hours.
Not one moment of smashing a cakein your face Era ruins all of
it. No, so what aboutthe guy? The day is supposed about,
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supposed to be about two people comingtogether and celebrating having fun. They
can't have fun to smash the caketo have fun, specifically said, don't
do that. Yeah, like,you can pick, pick your dance,
pick whatever else you want, pickthe songs at the wedding. You don't
have to smash a cake in yourwife's face to have fun at a wedding.
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You marry me getting the cake tothe face, well, that's why
you're not married. Damn that hurt. Thanks for calling the show. I
appreciate you. Yes, I loveyou guys. Me and my daughters listen
to y'all every morning and we loveyou so much. Thank you so much.
Aara, sorry for the shot her. I was gonna say it too.
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You'll be fine, you're a bigboy. Y'all. Have a great
day. Love y'all, Bah bye. Alison got smashed in the face with
a cake at her wedding and she'svery upset. Cake it's Eara thinks it's
funny. It is funny. Alisonwas so upset she took an ober and
left her wedding because she asked herhusband's typically before the wedding not to do
that, and now she's upset.You pay all that money and then you
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leave because of a cake? DoesAlison have a right to be upset?
Eight three three five one BAMA isthe number tera Good morning. What do
you think about Allison's problem getting smashedin the face with cake at her wedding.
Honestly, that's quite all right.It's his wedding tips. Yes,
it's his wedding tools. On theguy. The guy needs to have fun.
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It can't just be all about thebride. I agree with you,
absolutely, it's his wedding too.But hopefully she gets to smash cake in
his face too. If he's goingto do it to her, that's the
thing, that's the rules. That'sthe rules, right, you both get
to smash some cake. I loveyou It sounds like he can somebody's face
today, don't you I might needto do this. You can do me.
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Come on up here, tears thistribute. You just send me the
address. I'll bring the steake.I love series. I'll sending address.
Thank you for calling the show,Tara. We appreciate it. Not a
problem, savage rate more. Canyou leave your husband if he smashes you
in the face with a cake atyour wedding after you asked him not to?
Nor you can't. That's what Erasays, because that's what Alison did.
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Now she's really thinking about leaving him. She's been staying at her friend's
house for a week. Oh eightthree three five banners, the number of
good morning? Who's this good morning? Is? Kay? Kay? What
do you think about Alison being upsetthat her husband did the smash cake at
their wedding. Honestly, she's beinga glade Villas time. The wedding should
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be about both. Clearly, yourhusband was happy to celebrate you in your
union and this is how he wantedto. We had ninety percent of the
wedding that you controlled. He onlywanted this pitch. But what about that
expensive dress covered in chocolate. Sowhat about the rest of your life?
Like even with her saying you ruinedfive hundred dollars of my money, that's
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y'all money. Now, that's fivehundred of y'all's money. One hundred dollars
of y'all money. Are you marry? Look at it as only you I
am. Did this happen at yourwedding? It did? It did,
And I'll be honest, it wasa shocker. But I immediately calmed down.
I love immediately. You know what, He's having a good time.
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I've been so uptight. I loveyou. Thank you for calling the show.
No problem. Okay, let's flipthe switch, Erara. If you're
getting married in at your wedding andyou specifically tell the girl you were marrying
at the end of the wedding,I do not want cake smashed in my
face and she does it anyway,would you be mad? No, I
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wouldn't be mad. Oh you totallywould. I will make her clean me
right there, dear goshlean me babies. Stop. Alison is mad because her
husband smashed her in the face withthe cake at their wedding, and she
took a uber out in the middleof the wedding and wants snuff. She's
overreacting. Eight three three five oneBama is the number tw way in.
Good morning, Good morning. Howare you? Oh, we're great.
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How are you? I'm knowing prettygood. My name is Dustin Bestin.
Are you calling about Allison and thesmash cake at the wedding? I am?
Actually, what do you think?So I'm going to put it in
a different perspective real quick, whichI've been married before, and I've also
been through a divorce. Okay,me too, Okay, And my main
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concern with this, which I'm notdowning her at all, you know,
I understand completely, but from ahusband's perspective that has had someone leave him,
I think that she should think aboutit a little bit, you know,
go back then talk in person insteadof being so quick to pull the
trigger. Right. So, there'sgonna be tons of money wasted in a
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marriage. Absolutely that makes sense.And I mean a lot of money.
Wait, how much money did youwaste in your marriage? So if you
want to start from front to finish, I've probably wasted around twenty thousand dollars.
Oh bless you. Let me comehug you, Dustin. Welcome to
my life, brother, and thenyou got to pay for the divorce with
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exactly that did not include that.Well, I love you all in all,
I think that if you really loveeach other, you know that you
should at least give each other achance and for him a chance to be
able to prove that he does actuallylove you and he does care for your
feeling. That is a great point, Dustin. Thank you for calling the
show and for sharing your story.Yes, ma'am. Well God bless y'all.
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So Allison called for Dear Era.Her husband smashed a cake in her
face and she is real upset aboutit. Yeah, they did that at
a wedding. She asked him notto do it. He still did it.
She took it uber out of themiddle of her wedding eight three three
five one damas the number to IanGood morning. Who's this Hey? My
name is Angie. Angie, goodmorning. Are you calling about Alison and
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the smash cake? I am,and there is zero chance that I would
have signed that marriage to topic gatebecause of a cake. Yes, that
he has immediately trampled all over herboundaries. Yes, entire marriage is going
to be this way. It's notabout the cake. It's that she asked
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him not to do something, andhe blatantly did it after she said multiple
times she did not want that rightthe one thing, and he totally did
it, and then the whole marriagewill be this way. I would absolutely
ann all it. Oh, Ilove you, Angie. Where are you
calling from? I'm calling from Birminghamand doordashing at home one girl. Yes,
I hope you get great tips today. I love doordashing and homewood.
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When I do it, go hitup to eighty two and makes some money.
Absolutely, it's three things you needto know. Let's talk about this
ice cream that just came out ORainbow Sarbert. No, why do you
like Rainbow Sharbert? E weird?It just tastes good. Metallica this is
the band Metallica have introduced. They'revery own guitar shaped ice cream bars.
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I don't okay, I guess it'svanilla dark chocolate. It's like me and
you an ice cream bar shaped likea guitar. That's a weird culmination,
but okay, vanilla ice cream wrappedin a dark chocolate shell. You can
get it at Sprouts Market. There'sa couple of other like stores you can
get it. But there's only sproutsaround here. Off to eighty. Go
to sprouts. Get you a metallicaice cream bar if you want it,
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eat out exactly you can vanilla chocolate. It's me and you as a we.
Ours would be shaped like a microphoneor a little radio, a little
boombox. Can we just leave youoff and just make me the make me
the rest. No, you're notgonna kick me off. My own chocolate
bar, my own ice cream bar. I just came up with No.
Okay, you remember the rare spotlessdraft we talked about in Limestone, Tennessee.
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Yes, I remember that, theonly spotless draft in the world that's
all brown, the color of thebrown spots. She finally has a name.
They were trying to figure out hera name for her. Over four
hundred or over forty thousand people voted. Her name is Kapecki Kai. I
think I'm saying this right. Itmeans unique in Swahili. I like that,
kapiki kapiki. Maybe. Yeah,I'm sorry, that's your new name,
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Kapi Alabama. I'm unique. I'lltake that. One of a kind.
Okay, my mom thinks so,my mom says I'm one of a
kind. Hey, kapiki okay,anyway. Four things to determine a great
kiss? Why do I feel likeArrows a bad kisser? I want to
make fun of you so bad,but I know where this is gonna go,
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and we don't need to go there. I'm not comment on that.
Four things that determine a great kiss? Obviously, Number one, you're kissing
partner, Yes, that's true.Number two, how good the kiss physically
felt? This goes down from everythingto how they move their tongue and how
their breath smells. Oh, that'sdefinitely true. I feel like you're the
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weird tongue guy. I'm not.I have definitely kiss somebody that like they
lick your face. I feel likeyou're a face licker, O you.
That is not a good kiss.That's what you call having fun. That's
what's gone. Why do you girlsfaces you sick of? ID like to
be? That's a bad kiss.Oh, it's not complaints. I've never
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gotten any besides. Oh, ifyou are listening to the show right now,
and if you have ever kissed DJand new Era, please call in
eight three three five oh one bamasthe number. I don't know if he's
a good kisser or not, that'llbe our what's awesome? Where? Here's
the other two number three? Whereand when the kiss happened? If you
were on a romantic dinner, likeif you were out doing something nice.
I can see that, like,don't do it at the grocery store.
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Still do it at the grocery store. And then your emotional experience. How
did you feel after the kiss happened? Like did you feel like you were
in love and all the romance andthe butterflies? Or did you feel grossed
out because Era just licked your face? Turn turn it down? Come here?
Wait? Are you telling him tocome here? This is how I
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normally do it? Okay, comehere? How is your day? Good?
Baby? It's good. Thank youfor making this beautiful dinner for me.
Now give me a kiss. Nowwe know you're dreaming. No,
this is really how I used tokiss my ex wife. This is how
I kiss. Now what life?She ran away? I don't know what
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happened the kiss on the problem Moreat the Alabama Show dot com. Here's
what's coming up next on the AlabamaShow. All the show with it,
what's awesome? I'm good? Allthe feel good stories? What's good in
your life? We like to hearat eight three three five one Bama is
the number catch up with Alabama inthe morning on the iHeart radio app or
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wherever you listen to podcasts. Doyou have a What's Awesome? No?
I do not have one. What'sawesome is it hasn't been a hundred degrees
the past week. I'm so sickof the hot weather. I'm ready for
fall time. It's coming. Eightthree three five one Bama is the number
to share if you have a what'sawesome? Good morning, Jennifer, what's
your what's awesome? I told myhouse hate, I'll fall my bills and
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I'm dead free. Yes, that'sa good feeling. How does it feel?
It feels good and I want togo out shopping? That was my
question. What are you gonna dowith all that money? Are you gonna
go close shopping, makeup shopping?What are you gonna go buy? I've
been doing a little bit of allof that. But I just got a
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Creed books for me and my boyfriend. Oh girl, I was going to
say, you should go on abig vacation list. Cruise it up,
get get get so drunk on theocean, get the Captain's dinner when you're
going to cruise, tell your boyfriendI'll never let go. Jack, hold
on, let go. You don'twant to experience that. We know how
that crazy is a Jennifer, Ilove you. That's what's awesome. Thanks
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for calling the show. Y're welcomebyden. You're listening to Alabama in the
Morning on demand DJ Era. What'sup? Can you guess why our lovely
coworker Spencer from one, I,two five? The bull is sitting right
next to you. I have noidea. What's something you're upset about yesterday?
What was something I was mad aboutyesterday? Employee in a may right,
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because you're never going to get thategg? Come on, man,
you parked in somebody's spot. Ihave decided that I will be running the
campaign for Alabama to be Employee ofthe Month for October twenty twenty three,
and Spencer, I have a giftfor you if you will vote for me,
I'd give you a vote without agift. I brought in eighteen fresh
eggs from my chicken. Yeah,giving away a you know how much I
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love that. I'm giving all ofour co workers in the building. I
gotta make a flyer in a minutethat's going to say vote for Alabama Employee
of the Month October two, thytwenty three, and everybody gets eggs.
Eggs. This is good. There'sa free range. This is chickens.
The freshest eggs you will ever haveyour vote because this is not fair.
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Get you raise some chickens and bracemegs. Stop parking in people's spots when
you're not to employee of the month. Where about park there now towards the
bay because this is the thing ifyou missed it last week on the show
d January, I parked in theemployee of the month the parking spot when
he wasn't employee of the month.When they're you always park right next to
the spots anyway. And then wedo this thing like Spencer, you know,
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radio host will like send emails toeach other every Sunday about our weekend
for what we're going to talk aboutfor the week. And Arras said,
I'm really upset I didn't win Employeeof the month. I don't know how
I feel about this. I justfeel some type of way. I thought
Alabama was going to vote for me, but you didn't vote. You admitted
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today, Yeah, I forgot BamaI would give you a vote anyway.
I think you've done a great jobover the last thirty days, so I
would give you a vote for seriousspin. She's good. She's good.
You can't park in somebody's spot,well it's not yours, and expect that
the next month you're gonna get employeeof the month. So the only reason
why you're saying I shouldn't have gottenit and I didn't the next month because
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I partnered somebody's spot. That's likestealing somebody's money and then saying, hey,
man, don't worry, I gotdinner, but you're owing. I
owned up to it though, yougot a picture and told on you,
and then you came in here andgo boom and stops in the picture like
a good three months swearing you gottabe on your p's and Q maybe January
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twenty twenty four. I'm good,No, I want it now. So
this means war, you know what. Every that's fine. My campaign has
started. You're welcome, Spencer.Thank you for stopping by. I'm grabbing
him out of the car right now. Thank you. Vote for Alabama Employee
of the Month. Oh, we'regonna call our buddy Stephen mezz right now
and get him to email and votefor me too. This is gonna go
to My campaign is gone. Okay. Eighteen is the number if you want
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our boss's email so you can votefor me. Call the show catch Up
with Alabama in the morning on theiHeart radio app or wherever you listen to
the podcasts. I'm gonna get ourclients involved in this Employee of the Month
vote. Now. Oh look already, it takes month. We are calling
our good friends Stephen mesrain No,hang on, let me just good morning.
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I'm Stephen, good morning. It'sAlabama and djanuar Of course it is
my two favorite radio personalities in Alabama. Our buddy Stephen Mesraino, the best
personal injury lawyer in Birmingham and Alabama. So I wanted to call you and
tell you really quick. I'm announcingmy campaign for Employee of the Month for
October twenty twenty three. I'm tryingto beat djanuarra Ara's upset. He has
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not made it yet. Are yousay anything. I'm gonna say something in
a minute, Stephen. Wait,wait, wait, go ahead, go
ahead, Stephen. I just wantyou to know I know you're friends with
our boss who is in charge ofmaking the people employee of the month.
And I was calling to ask youfor your vote. I know you have
chickens, but I'll give you somefree eggs for your vote. Steven,
don't don't do this. Look allright, hold on, see No,
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I'm gonna dilemma, Alabama. I'mgonna I'm in a huge dilemma because DJ
calls me family Your family too.I think your family too. How long
have you been knowing me, Stephen? Here's what Era did. Era parked
in the Employee of the month parkingspot last month when he was not employee
of the month, and he stoleit from Day for a day. No,
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she didn't intribute was an employee ofthe month? Yes, and Aara
stole her parking spot. Well,she probably let Aara have it because that's
the paper person is No Spencer andMeg called her on their show and told
her what Erra did, and shesaid if he didn't move, she was
gonna have his car toat. Oh, I've talked to dude. That's not
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nice. Family, don't play likethat. We got a whole war going
on and you're our lawyer. Now, maybe you can't vote Steven, You've
been knowing me for a long time. I fail. That's all I got
to say. Don't have to change, don't have to change the rules that
our heart will follow a petition youhave to or if you just vote for
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me October, Eric can have November. That's his birthday month. Anyway.
Isn't it two people that can win? Though only one and on the air.
Then the other person has to bea salesperson. Oh, this is
war, Stephen, This is noteven a debate. Don't we love you?
Thank you for every day. We'regonna have to I'm gonna have to
call the main people and see ifI can't get this changed. All right,
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you know who to call. Welove you, buddy, Thank you,
good bye. Catch up with Alabamain the morning on the iHeart radio
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. If anybody would like to make me
flyers for my campaign now for AlabamaEmploye of the Month October twenty twenty three,
I'll take it. You're supposed todo that yourself when you run for
anything. No, sometimes people havepeople campaign managers. Who wants to be
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my campaign manager? Call the showNo investing still eight three three five one
Bama is the number of arrows upsetthat now I'm running for Employee of the
month because he didn't make it.Hang on, we gotta get somebody who
JT from next door. I justwant to make you aware of my campaign
for October twenty twenty three voting AlabamaEmployee of the month. And I have
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eighteen fresh farm eggs for you tobribe. Mek gosh, you were so
kind. Thank you so much.I love your eggs. Well for me.
You're a giver. Okay, youlike to do for others. Wouldn't
vote? Where's the ballot? I'llsend you. Thank you, thank you.
There you go. Okay, it'sgonna be so good. Eight three
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BAMA is the number have you evermade? Employee of the month. Let's
just rub it in aarrow's face.Now, this is fun. Best day
ever. Catch up with Alabama inthe morning on the iHeart radio app or
wherever you listen to podcasts. Areyou ready to go home? I am
ready to get out of here.Wait, what are you gonna do?
Are you going to the gym today? Jim and I have a very important
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meeting this afternoon. Jim tan laundrybumbled Nate Tan, Yeah, that's what
they do on Jersey Shore. Youyou would be Jersey Shore. If you
were a white guy, you'd goTan. What would a black guy do
on Jersey Shore? Drink Jim,drink laundry Jim. I don't know,
don't even up anything he missed onthe show. We podcast every single day.
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Look at the Alabama Show on demandon the free iHeartRadio app and we'll
see you tomorrow. Thank thanks forlistening to Alabama in the Morning on demand.
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Good morning. What's up?
How's your night? It was interesting? Why would you do? I had
(00:23):
a weird combination of a smoothie withbutter on my popcorn. Oh here,
butter on your popcorn. I don'tknow what's wrong with you. A lot
is wrong with me because that tearsmy stomach. Why did you put oh,
butter butter? But I don't knowwhy? In my head I thought
peanut butter. What were you watching? Movies? I was watching, Yeah,
(00:43):
this movie called Norbit with Eddie Murphy. It was funny date Maybe night.
It was maybe night in the Alabamahousehold last night too? What did
you watch? Me and the Baby? We're watching The Nightmare before Christmas because
we're in spooky season. I gottatell somebody this, that's not scary movie.
He does something when you watch hismovies that are musicals, and I
(01:04):
think it's adorable, but I alsolike it took me a minute. He
he was singing along to every singlesong, and now I have this is
Halloween stuck in my head. Icannot do that through a musical. I
get bored easily, do you?Yeah? Those are not my goal to
when it comes to Nightmare Before Christmasis the best movie in the world for
(01:25):
you? YEA for a Disney Yeah? Is that a Disney? No,
it's a Tim Burton movie. It'stoo I'm good on that. Come on,
low me out with Spider Man orthe anime version of the Ninja Turtles.
Ara needs some Marvel in his life. No, I need some DC
Aaron's Batman. What's the difference betweenMarvel and DC? Who even? Okay,
I feel like I just opened thecandle arms to me. Marvel is
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more darker, meaning I know whatit means. Okay, yeah, Marvel
it's more a cartoonish. Wait,you just said Marvel is more DC is
more ark So Aara likes it darker. Yeah, because I'm a dark guy.
Get it? Dark night, darkguy. Six with chocolate Call the
Shock eight three five one. Bamais the number? Good morning is what
(02:12):
the hell? Headline on the AlabamaShow. A drunk driver called the cops
and told on himself for driving onthe wrong side of the road. Right,
how he made the right choice?Oh god, illegal? This happened
in Nebraska. He was going onthe wrong way. He called nine one
one on himself and listened to theactual nine one one call. I'm on
(02:37):
high late seventy seven going north andthen somebody that is on the long side
of the road. He had aright thing, man, he almost sent
me off the road. Yeah.Do you know why I stopped you?
Yeah? Because I was on thewrong side of the road. The one
that called in, yeah you wereYeah, because I thought somebody is on
the wrong side of road. Buthe was like that, Oh my god,
(02:58):
why you Super easy trivia with theLlama Michelle rate the good morning.
What are you doing right now?Driving my kids to school? Oh?
Where do they go to school?Pond christ and Silicoga. This is great
because your kids are in the car, they'll be able to help you out.
It's super easy trivia. No,let kids, That is great.
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Okay, here's how it works.I'll ask the questions DJ and you.
Era is your lifeline. But I'mgonna have Era give his guesses too and
see who gets it right. Areyou ready? Yeah? Question number one?
How many colors are in a rainbow? Seven? Yeah? Seven?
That is it. Also, areyour kids in the background? Can they
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hear the questions too? They're inthe background. But that's made it all
the secret. Oh Okay, howold are your kids? Can and free?
Oh that's great. Well, feelfree to ask them if you use
them as your lifeline. If youdon't know any of the answers, here's
number two. How many inches arethere in a foot? What's your gifts?
I don't I'm not guessing. Whatwas your other gifts? My other
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gil? Yeah? Ask your kid? Ask your ten year old? How
many are in a foot? Twelvevisits? You guess after you said six?
All right? Last question super easytrivia for the win rate the what
is the smallest bird in the world? Humming? Is that your guest?
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To Aaron, that's my guess.It is the humming bird rate? The
congratulations you got it right. Also, girl, you better give your ten
year olds ice cream today for helpingyou win that game. Wait won by
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trivial. I love you so much. Thank you for car on the show
and for listening. Thank you.There's three things. Okay, so we
have the cause of Bob Barker's death. Oh, what was it? Alzheimer's
a man. He died at theage of ninety nine a few weeks ago.
(05:17):
TMZ got his birth certificate. Thatwas the cause of death on it
Apparently he has been battling this foryears, but he never addressed it publicly,
so nobody knows how long he hadAlzheimer's, but the doctors say his
death came years after the Alzheimer's began. Let's say it if you remember.
He also suffered multiple falls over theyear, had some battles with skin cancer,
(05:41):
and took two trips to the hospitalfor issues with his back in twenty
eighteen. Honestly, to live tobe ninety nine years old with a time
to live to be ninety nine yearsold with no health problems as a feat
in itself a law successful life,yea. And to live that long with
Alzheimer's is also huge, all right, Pee Bob Barker, we love me.
Sad news more I know. Ipromise there's a happy one at the
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end. Joe Jonas filed for divorcefrom Sophie Turner yesterday God the Jonas brothers,
yes after four years of marriage.His filing claims the marriage is irretrievably
broken. According to a source,he did try to salvage it. He's
asking for joint custody of their twodaughters, who is three year old Willa
(06:28):
and their one year old daughter thatnobody knows the name yet. A source
says the reason they are getting adivorce is two different lifestyles. So if
he still likes to party and helikes to stay at home, I'm gonna
understand it. You know they don't. They don't mitch well to match well
together. Yeah, yeah, Imean, yeah, it is. It's
hard to live two different lives.I get that. Here is the two
(06:49):
pizza toppings that you should try.All right, did your no Pizza started
yesterday giving away one free pizza perperson if you go to shop de Jorna
dot goodness dot com to get thepineapple pickle pizza. Oh my god,
no now pineapple? Yeah no.I have had pineapple on a pizza and
(07:14):
I love it. I have hada pickle pizza and that's kind of weird.
But I try to eat also toget what. Yeah, somebody gonna
be in the bathroom. We're gonnado this. Let's try this on the
show tomorrow. Let's make our own. I'm gonna get a cheese pizza from
de Jurna. I'm gonna put somepineapples on it and some pickles on it.
I'll try it if you bring itin though I don't think I can.
I'll do it. Oh god,it's a great way to promote it.
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I'll try. It's so weirdest comboanyway. That's say things you need
to know more at the Alabama Showdot com on the Alabama Shaw. Good
morning, Alison, what's your issuefor dear Era? Good morning? So
I walked out in the middle ofmy wedding, and now my whole family
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and now husband won't stop blowing upmy phone. Okay, this is gonna
be good. My heart is pala. Why did you walk out of your
wedding? Yeah? Well, okay, my now husband and I have been
together for three years and I've toldhim leading up to our wedding, which
was at this point a week ago, that if he ever did the whole
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cake smash thing in my face thatI would leave him. Oh god.
Okay, and Er, you've DJand a lot of weddings, did they
still do all the gay small You'lldo it. I don't see the wroll
with it. Well, and ifyou want that at your wedding, great,
but I don't want it, Okay, like I've seen other people do
it, I don't think it's funny. I actually think it's disrespectful. But
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anyways, at the end of theday, I just don't want it,
okay, And I told my husbandthis, okay, and then yeah,
and what does he do? Hesmashes the damn cake in my face?
Oh my god, Oh okay.And I literally felt like everything was moving
in slow motion, like he waslaughing, and like family was laughing,
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and I all I could do wasstorm out and call an uber, Like
I literally left in the middle ofthe wedding, and then I went to
a hotel for a few days.So you called an uber in the middle
of your whole wedding. Yeah,Now I'm staying at a friend's house.
I can't believe this. This isso embarrassing. What's your husband? What
does he say about all of this? Well, he and all of my
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family keep calling me and telling youthat I'm being ridiculous and like acting like
a child. But okay, here'sthe thing. He knew I didn't want
that to happen. He ruined Iwant yes, I told him, and
so like, this is a terriblestart to our lifelong relationship. He also
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ruined a five hundred dollar wedding cake. Okay, like, messed up my
makeup that I also paid a hundreddollars for. My hair was covered in
icing, like I'd be pissed.Did it get on your dress too?
Yes, there's yes, exactly,he ruined the top of my dress.
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Now because there's chocolate smeared and it'sa white dress, obviously I would be
mad. And I feel like hecompletely ruined the one day I have been
looking forward to forever, and hecost me thousands of dollars and wasted money
from this damn cake massing moment.What do you think? Oh, Okay,
(10:39):
I've been married before and I've beentold that the wedding day is all
about the bride. Yes it is, which is true. But I also
know when it comes to the cakecutting because I am a DJ and I
DJ several weddings, that part isalways towards the end. But I've seen
a bride get smashed in the facewith a cake and they have fun.
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But after that she went and changeduntil a whole another alphae if she specifically
Alan's if Alison specifically said I donot want this at my wedding because everybody's
wedding is different. Just because onegirl likes something doesn't mean the other girl's
gonna like it. Just because onegirlfriend likes chocolate cake, the other girlfriend
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like strawberry cake. You're gonna keepbuying a new girlfriend chocolate cake that like
strawberry cake. I'm gonna do whatI want to do. Oh my god,
I'm paying for the wind some ofit. Surely I am who's paying
for the honeymoon? Probably me,Alison. When he gonna go back home?
Are you gonna go back home toyour husband? Are you thinking about
divorcing him now? What are yougonna do? No, Honestly, I'm
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not sure. Like I hate thatthis is now my relationship. Expressly say
something I don't want and my husband'slike, yeah, but I don't care.
I'm gonna do it anyway. Likethat's not okay. Call this see
if we can get some advice forAllison. Eight three three five oh one
BAMA is the number? Do youthink that Allison has the right to be
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upset that her husband still did thesmash cake at their wedding when she asked
him not to. You were listeningto Alabama in the Morning on demand.
Allison is about to leave her husbandof less than a week after he smashed
a cake into her face, I'mso silly. Well, she asked him
not to that's the issue. Shesaid, this is the one thing I
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absolutely do not want at my wedding, and he did it anyway. So
she left in the middle of thewedding, took an uber. Now she's
staying at a friend's house and everybody'sblowing up her phone saying she's acting ridiculous.
What's the point of being mayor ifyou can't have fun together? Well,
what's the point and get married?If you can't do what you say
you're not supposed to do? Okay, I can't help your neck. A
three, three five one BAMA isthe number. If you want to weigh
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in. Do you think Allison isoverreacting? Kelly, good morning. What
do you think? Well, youknow up catered a lot of weddings.
I know you have, so Ithink this just goes way deeper than the
cake. It's a matter of respect. Absolutely. If it's the one thing
that she asked him not to do, I really think you should have respected
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that. But at the same time, you guys loved each other enough to
get this far. Maybe you definitelyneed to talk and figure out what you're
gonna do. Yeah, at thispoint that if she's asking them not to
do something, what else in theirfuture is she going to say, hey,
please don't do and he's just goingto disregard and do anyway. Exactly.
(13:33):
It's way deeper than the cake.And I think they need to get
together talk and maybe get some counseling, or go talk to their pastor what
have you. Thank you for ColinLove you guys. So Alison is upset
that her husband smashed a cake inher face at their wedding after she's been
telling him for months not to doit. Smile, It's okay, are
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says still do it? It's hiswedding too. I say she has every
right to be upset. Eight threethree five Obama is the number to call
the chef or text text the keywordAlabama and your message in the same text
message to three zero three eight two. Good morning. Who's this Hi?
This is Amber Amberg. Good morning. What do you think about Alison and
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the smash cake at her wedding?First of all, I just got buried
in September Congratulationally understand how she feelswhen a woman has something planned, and
especially like her wedding. It's thebiggest day of her life. She dreams
that she was a child. Whatthat would be like. Well, and
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explain to Earra really quick, howlong did it take you to get your
hair done, your makeup done,put into your dress, and get ready
for your wedding that day? Andhours? Hours? We literally took hours.
Not one moment of smashing a cakein your face Era ruins all of
it. No, so what aboutthe guy? The day is supposed about,
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supposed to be about two people comingtogether and celebrating having fun. They
can't have fun to smash the caketo have fun, specifically said, don't
do that. Yeah, like,you can pick, pick your dance,
pick whatever else you want, pickthe songs at the wedding. You don't
have to smash a cake in yourwife's face to have fun at a wedding.
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You marry me getting the cake tothe face, well, that's why
you're not married. Damn that hurt. Thanks for calling the show. I
appreciate you. Yes, I loveyou guys. Me and my daughters listen
to y'all every morning and we loveyou so much. Thank you so much.
Aara, sorry for the shot her. I was gonna say it too.
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You'll be fine, you're a bigboy. Y'all. Have a great
day. Love y'all, Bah bye. Alison got smashed in the face with
a cake at her wedding and she'svery upset. Cake it's Eara thinks it's
funny. It is funny. Alisonwas so upset she took an ober and
left her wedding because she asked herhusband's typically before the wedding not to do
that, and now she's upset.You pay all that money and then you
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leave because of a cake? DoesAlison have a right to be upset?
Eight three three five one BAMA isthe number tera Good morning. What do
you think about Allison's problem getting smashedin the face with cake at her wedding.
Honestly, that's quite all right.It's his wedding tips. Yes,
it's his wedding tools. On theguy. The guy needs to have fun.
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It can't just be all about thebride. I agree with you,
absolutely, it's his wedding too.But hopefully she gets to smash cake in
his face too. If he's goingto do it to her, that's the
thing, that's the rules. That'sthe rules, right, you both get
to smash some cake. I loveyou It sounds like he can somebody's face
today, don't you I might needto do this. You can do me.
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Come on up here, tears thistribute. You just send me the
address. I'll bring the steake.I love series. I'll sending address.
Thank you for calling the show,Tara. We appreciate it. Not a
problem, savage rate more. Canyou leave your husband if he smashes you
in the face with a cake atyour wedding after you asked him not to?
Nor you can't. That's what Erasays, because that's what Alison did.
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Now she's really thinking about leaving him. She's been staying at her friend's
house for a week. Oh eightthree three five banners, the number of
good morning? Who's this good morning? Is? Kay? Kay? What
do you think about Alison being upsetthat her husband did the smash cake at
their wedding. Honestly, she's beinga glade Villas time. The wedding should
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be about both. Clearly, yourhusband was happy to celebrate you in your
union and this is how he wantedto. We had ninety percent of the
wedding that you controlled. He onlywanted this pitch. But what about that
expensive dress covered in chocolate. Sowhat about the rest of your life?
Like even with her saying you ruinedfive hundred dollars of my money, that's
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y'all money. Now, that's fivehundred of y'all's money. One hundred dollars
of y'all money. Are you marry? Look at it as only you I
am. Did this happen at yourwedding? It did? It did,
And I'll be honest, it wasa shocker. But I immediately calmed down.
I love immediately. You know what, He's having a good time.
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I've been so uptight. I loveyou. Thank you for calling the show.
No problem. Okay, let's flipthe switch, Erara. If you're
getting married in at your wedding andyou specifically tell the girl you were marrying
at the end of the wedding,I do not want cake smashed in my
face and she does it anyway,would you be mad? No, I
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wouldn't be mad. Oh you totallywould. I will make her clean me
right there, dear goshlean me babies. Stop. Alison is mad because her
husband smashed her in the face withthe cake at their wedding, and she
took a uber out in the middleof the wedding and wants snuff. She's
overreacting. Eight three three five oneBama is the number tw way in.
Good morning, Good morning. Howare you? Oh, we're great.
(19:00):
How are you? I'm knowing prettygood. My name is Dustin Bestin.
Are you calling about Allison and thesmash cake at the wedding? I am?
Actually, what do you think?So I'm going to put it in
a different perspective real quick, whichI've been married before, and I've also
been through a divorce. Okay,me too, Okay, And my main
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concern with this, which I'm notdowning her at all, you know,
I understand completely, but from ahusband's perspective that has had someone leave him,
I think that she should think aboutit a little bit, you know,
go back then talk in person insteadof being so quick to pull the
trigger. Right. So, there'sgonna be tons of money wasted in a
(19:48):
marriage. Absolutely that makes sense.And I mean a lot of money.
Wait, how much money did youwaste in your marriage? So if you
want to start from front to finish, I've probably wasted around twenty thousand dollars.
Oh bless you. Let me comehug you, Dustin. Welcome to
my life, brother, and thenyou got to pay for the divorce with
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exactly that did not include that.Well, I love you all in all,
I think that if you really loveeach other, you know that you
should at least give each other achance and for him a chance to be
able to prove that he does actuallylove you and he does care for your
feeling. That is a great point, Dustin. Thank you for calling the
show and for sharing your story.Yes, ma'am. Well God bless y'all.
(20:34):
So Allison called for Dear Era.Her husband smashed a cake in her
face and she is real upset aboutit. Yeah, they did that at
a wedding. She asked him notto do it. He still did it.
She took it uber out of themiddle of her wedding eight three three
five one damas the number to IanGood morning. Who's this Hey? My
name is Angie. Angie, goodmorning. Are you calling about Alison and
(20:56):
the smash cake? I am,and there is zero chance that I would
have signed that marriage to topic gatebecause of a cake. Yes, that
he has immediately trampled all over herboundaries. Yes, entire marriage is going
to be this way. It's notabout the cake. It's that she asked
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him not to do something, andhe blatantly did it after she said multiple
times she did not want that rightthe one thing, and he totally did
it, and then the whole marriagewill be this way. I would absolutely
ann all it. Oh, Ilove you, Angie. Where are you
calling from? I'm calling from Birminghamand doordashing at home one girl. Yes,
I hope you get great tips today. I love doordashing and homewood.
(21:38):
When I do it, go hitup to eighty two and makes some money.
Absolutely, it's three things you needto know. Let's talk about this
ice cream that just came out ORainbow Sarbert. No, why do you
like Rainbow Sharbert? E weird?It just tastes good. Metallica this is
the band Metallica have introduced. They'revery own guitar shaped ice cream bars.
(22:03):
I don't okay, I guess it'svanilla dark chocolate. It's like me and
you an ice cream bar shaped likea guitar. That's a weird culmination,
but okay, vanilla ice cream wrappedin a dark chocolate shell. You can
get it at Sprouts Market. There'sa couple of other like stores you can
get it. But there's only sproutsaround here. Off to eighty. Go
to sprouts. Get you a metallicaice cream bar if you want it,
(22:26):
eat out exactly you can vanilla chocolate. It's me and you as a we.
Ours would be shaped like a microphoneor a little radio, a little
boombox. Can we just leave youoff and just make me the make me
the rest. No, you're notgonna kick me off. My own chocolate
bar, my own ice cream bar. I just came up with No.
Okay, you remember the rare spotlessdraft we talked about in Limestone, Tennessee.
(22:51):
Yes, I remember that, theonly spotless draft in the world that's
all brown, the color of thebrown spots. She finally has a name.
They were trying to figure out hera name for her. Over four
hundred or over forty thousand people voted. Her name is Kapecki Kai. I
think I'm saying this right. Itmeans unique in Swahili. I like that,
kapiki kapiki. Maybe. Yeah,I'm sorry, that's your new name,
(23:15):
Kapi Alabama. I'm unique. I'lltake that. One of a kind.
Okay, my mom thinks so,my mom says I'm one of a
kind. Hey, kapiki okay,anyway. Four things to determine a great
kiss? Why do I feel likeArrows a bad kisser? I want to
make fun of you so bad,but I know where this is gonna go,
(23:37):
and we don't need to go there. I'm not comment on that.
Four things that determine a great kiss? Obviously, Number one, you're kissing
partner, Yes, that's true.Number two, how good the kiss physically
felt? This goes down from everythingto how they move their tongue and how
their breath smells. Oh, that'sdefinitely true. I feel like you're the
(23:59):
weird tongue guy. I'm not.I have definitely kiss somebody that like they
lick your face. I feel likeyou're a face licker, O you.
That is not a good kiss.That's what you call having fun. That's
what's gone. Why do you girlsfaces you sick of? ID like to
be? That's a bad kiss.Oh, it's not complaints. I've never
(24:22):
gotten any besides. Oh, ifyou are listening to the show right now,
and if you have ever kissed DJand new Era, please call in
eight three three five oh one bamasthe number. I don't know if he's
a good kisser or not, that'llbe our what's awesome? Where? Here's
the other two number three? Whereand when the kiss happened? If you
were on a romantic dinner, likeif you were out doing something nice.
I can see that, like,don't do it at the grocery store.
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Still do it at the grocery store. And then your emotional experience. How
did you feel after the kiss happened? Like did you feel like you were
in love and all the romance andthe butterflies? Or did you feel grossed
out because Era just licked your face? Turn turn it down? Come here?
Wait? Are you telling him tocome here? This is how I
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normally do it? Okay, comehere? How is your day? Good?
Baby? It's good. Thank youfor making this beautiful dinner for me.
Now give me a kiss. Nowwe know you're dreaming. No,
this is really how I used tokiss my ex wife. This is how
I kiss. Now what life?She ran away? I don't know what
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happened the kiss on the problem Moreat the Alabama Show dot com. Here's
what's coming up next on the AlabamaShow. All the show with it,
what's awesome? I'm good? Allthe feel good stories? What's good in
your life? We like to hearat eight three three five one Bama is
the number catch up with Alabama inthe morning on the iHeart radio app or
(25:52):
wherever you listen to podcasts. Doyou have a What's Awesome? No?
I do not have one. What'sawesome is it hasn't been a hundred degrees
the past week. I'm so sickof the hot weather. I'm ready for
fall time. It's coming. Eightthree three five one Bama is the number
to share if you have a what'sawesome? Good morning, Jennifer, what's
your what's awesome? I told myhouse hate, I'll fall my bills and
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I'm dead free. Yes, that'sa good feeling. How does it feel?
It feels good and I want togo out shopping? That was my
question. What are you gonna dowith all that money? Are you gonna
go close shopping, makeup shopping?What are you gonna go buy? I've
been doing a little bit of allof that. But I just got a
(26:33):
Creed books for me and my boyfriend. Oh girl, I was going to
say, you should go on abig vacation list. Cruise it up,
get get get so drunk on theocean, get the Captain's dinner when you're
going to cruise, tell your boyfriendI'll never let go. Jack, hold
on, let go. You don'twant to experience that. We know how
that crazy is a Jennifer, Ilove you. That's what's awesome. Thanks
(26:55):
for calling the show. Y're welcomebyden. You're listening to Alabama in the
Morning on demand DJ Era. What'sup? Can you guess why our lovely
coworker Spencer from one, I,two five? The bull is sitting right
next to you. I have noidea. What's something you're upset about yesterday?
What was something I was mad aboutyesterday? Employee in a may right,
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because you're never going to get thategg? Come on, man,
you parked in somebody's spot. Ihave decided that I will be running the
campaign for Alabama to be Employee ofthe Month for October twenty twenty three,
and Spencer, I have a giftfor you if you will vote for me,
I'd give you a vote without agift. I brought in eighteen fresh
eggs from my chicken. Yeah,giving away a you know how much I
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love that. I'm giving all ofour co workers in the building. I
gotta make a flyer in a minutethat's going to say vote for Alabama Employee
of the Month October two, thytwenty three, and everybody gets eggs.
Eggs. This is good. There'sa free range. This is chickens.
The freshest eggs you will ever haveyour vote because this is not fair.
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Get you raise some chickens and bracemegs. Stop parking in people's spots when
you're not to employee of the month. Where about park there now towards the
bay because this is the thing ifyou missed it last week on the show
d January, I parked in theemployee of the month the parking spot when
he wasn't employee of the month.When they're you always park right next to
the spots anyway. And then wedo this thing like Spencer, you know,
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radio host will like send emails toeach other every Sunday about our weekend
for what we're going to talk aboutfor the week. And Arras said,
I'm really upset I didn't win Employeeof the month. I don't know how
I feel about this. I justfeel some type of way. I thought
Alabama was going to vote for me, but you didn't vote. You admitted
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today, Yeah, I forgot BamaI would give you a vote anyway.
I think you've done a great jobover the last thirty days, so I
would give you a vote for seriousspin. She's good. She's good.
You can't park in somebody's spot,well it's not yours, and expect that
the next month you're gonna get employeeof the month. So the only reason
why you're saying I shouldn't have gottenit and I didn't the next month because
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I partnered somebody's spot. That's likestealing somebody's money and then saying, hey,
man, don't worry, I gotdinner, but you're owing. I
owned up to it though, yougot a picture and told on you,
and then you came in here andgo boom and stops in the picture like
a good three months swearing you gottabe on your p's and Q maybe January
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twenty twenty four. I'm good,No, I want it now. So
this means war, you know what. Every that's fine. My campaign has
started. You're welcome, Spencer.Thank you for stopping by. I'm grabbing
him out of the car right now. Thank you. Vote for Alabama Employee
of the Month. Oh, we'regonna call our buddy Stephen mezz right now
and get him to email and votefor me too. This is gonna go
to My campaign is gone. Okay. Eighteen is the number if you want
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our boss's email so you can votefor me. Call the show catch Up
with Alabama in the morning on theiHeart radio app or wherever you listen to
the podcasts. I'm gonna get ourclients involved in this Employee of the Month
vote. Now. Oh look already, it takes month. We are calling
our good friends Stephen mesrain No,hang on, let me just good morning.
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I'm Stephen, good morning. It'sAlabama and djanuar Of course it is
my two favorite radio personalities in Alabama. Our buddy Stephen Mesraino, the best
personal injury lawyer in Birmingham and Alabama. So I wanted to call you and
tell you really quick. I'm announcingmy campaign for Employee of the Month for
October twenty twenty three. I'm tryingto beat djanuarra Ara's upset. He has
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not made it yet. Are yousay anything. I'm gonna say something in
a minute, Stephen. Wait,wait, wait, go ahead, go
ahead, Stephen. I just wantyou to know I know you're friends with
our boss who is in charge ofmaking the people employee of the month.
And I was calling to ask youfor your vote. I know you have
chickens, but I'll give you somefree eggs for your vote. Steven,
don't don't do this. Look allright, hold on, see No,
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I'm gonna dilemma, Alabama. I'mgonna I'm in a huge dilemma because DJ
calls me family Your family too.I think your family too. How long
have you been knowing me, Stephen? Here's what Era did. Era parked
in the Employee of the month parkingspot last month when he was not employee
of the month, and he stoleit from Day for a day. No,
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she didn't intribute was an employee ofthe month? Yes, and Aara
stole her parking spot. Well,she probably let Aara have it because that's
the paper person is No Spencer andMeg called her on their show and told
her what Erra did, and shesaid if he didn't move, she was
gonna have his car toat. Oh, I've talked to dude. That's not
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nice. Family, don't play likethat. We got a whole war going
on and you're our lawyer. Now, maybe you can't vote Steven, You've
been knowing me for a long time. I fail. That's all I got
to say. Don't have to change, don't have to change the rules that
our heart will follow a petition youhave to or if you just vote for
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me October, Eric can have November. That's his birthday month. Anyway.
Isn't it two people that can win? Though only one and on the air.
Then the other person has to bea salesperson. Oh, this is
war, Stephen, This is noteven a debate. Don't we love you?
Thank you for every day. We'regonna have to I'm gonna have to
call the main people and see ifI can't get this changed. All right,
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you know who to call. Welove you, buddy, Thank you,
good bye. Catch up with Alabamain the morning on the iHeart radio
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. If anybody would like to make me
flyers for my campaign now for AlabamaEmploye of the Month October twenty twenty three,
I'll take it. You're supposed todo that yourself when you run for
anything. No, sometimes people havepeople campaign managers. Who wants to be
(32:59):
my campaign manager? Call the showNo investing still eight three three five one
Bama is the number of arrows upsetthat now I'm running for Employee of the
month because he didn't make it.Hang on, we gotta get somebody who
JT from next door. I justwant to make you aware of my campaign
for October twenty twenty three voting AlabamaEmployee of the month. And I have
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eighteen fresh farm eggs for you tobribe. Mek gosh, you were so
kind. Thank you so much.I love your eggs. Well for me.
You're a giver. Okay, youlike to do for others. Wouldn't
vote? Where's the ballot? I'llsend you. Thank you, thank you.
There you go. Okay, it'sgonna be so good. Eight three
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BAMA is the number have you evermade? Employee of the month. Let's
just rub it in aarrow's face.Now, this is fun. Best day
ever. Catch up with Alabama inthe morning on the iHeart radio app or
wherever you listen to podcasts. Areyou ready to go home? I am
ready to get out of here.Wait, what are you gonna do?
Are you going to the gym today? Jim and I have a very important
(34:06):
meeting this afternoon. Jim tan laundrybumbled Nate Tan, Yeah, that's what
they do on Jersey Shore. Youyou would be Jersey Shore. If you
were a white guy, you'd goTan. What would a black guy do
on Jersey Shore? Drink Jim,drink laundry Jim. I don't know,
don't even up anything he missed onthe show. We podcast every single day.
(34:29):
Look at the Alabama Show on demandon the free iHeartRadio app and we'll
see you tomorrow. Thank thanks forlistening to Alabama in the Morning on demand.
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