Full Show 9-7-23: This Means War

DJ New Era is trying to battle it out with Alabama for Employee of the Month next month and is failing in the best way ever. Alabama is trying to find a smell in her house and is going crazy over it. PLUS there's a new pumpkin spice product coming in 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the Hell Headlines HERE.

Episode Transcript

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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Good morning, Rise and shine.
I have a problem. Okay,how can I help? It's a

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big problem. Oh you want tohelp. Yeah, I'm taking my glasses
off for this. I need yourhelp. I got a whole investigation I
gotta conduct. Actually, hang on, I got the better music for this.
I've got to like dig. There'sa problem in the Alabama household.
Okay. For the past three days, there's been a smell coming out of

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the refrigerator. I can't tell ifit's the refrigerator or the fraser. I
cleaned out the refrigerator. Can't findwhat it is. Looked in the fraser.
There's nothing in the fraser that canbe doing it. We kept this
morning. The smell is now goingthrough the whole house. Something died up
under the house, you think,so, that's the only thing I can

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think of. I literally like,I have been driving myself nuts for the
past three days trying to find it. And I thought that too. I
was like, maybe a mouse.Maybe a mouse is dead. We'll look
at it like this. You dolive in a cabin, so I've been
trying to catch a mouse. I'vebeen putting out rat poison. I don't
think a mouse would make that wholehouse smell rat. Have you seen the
rat? You saw the rat Icaught? Yeah, I saw it.
But oh you know what I foundout too. You know there is another

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rat that me and my boob weretrying to catch. Yeah, it's not
a rat. It's bats. Bets. Bats are living in my car port,
Are you seriously? I swear Iwatched them all fly out the other
day. That's what's been using thebathroom on my little shelf outside under the
car port. It's not rat poo, it's bat poo. And you want

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me to come out there and hangout. You're batman. You're the bat
whisper. You can hang out withall the bats. Catch one. I'm
not hang with real bet bats arecool, Batman, Come on, you
know real life situation. This isyeah, batman, I'm Batman. That's
what Era says every day. Yeah, I'm Batman. And Nathan, you
know you're swinging at me with abeat because you're trying to kill a bat.

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No, I'm good. No,I'm not gonna kill a bat.
They're good. They kill bugs foryou, They eat all the bugs.
Bats are great. No, Iworry about your safety. Yeah you got
I'm all right. Your dogs killingchickens, you got kings killing chickens,
you got snakes? Okay, youwant me to come out there? Rats,

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bobcats and bats. Oh my,I'm dark meat called the show,
good morning. How's your day going? Eight three three five O one BAMA
is the number. It's what thehell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about? On the Alabama Show, a man let his ten year old
son drive his pickup truck on thefreeway. Why what's going on with this

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guy? And he got in trouble. This happened in Phoenix, Arizona.
He was arrested for letting his son, ten years old drive a pickup truck
on the freeway. Arrow won't evenlet his eighteen year old son drive out
of a parking lot. Don't know. Also, the boy led troopers on
a like a brief police chase,weaving and speeding on State Route one on

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one in Scottsdale, and then theyfinally pulled him over. His dad,
forty nine years old, was inthe passenger seat. He got put booked
on suspicion of endangerment unlawfully permitting aminor to drive and having an open container
of alcohol in the car. Hewas drunk it Super Easy Trivia with the
Yellam Michew, good morning, Drew. What are you doing right now?

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Well, waiting to go to mywaiting to go to your What my doctor's
appointment? Oh? Is it agood doctor's appointment? Is it the fun
doctor's appointment or the not fun doctor'sappointment? The fun doctor's appointment? What
happens at the fund doctor's appointment?And make me feel better? Okay,
Drey, I love you. Ihope you feel better. Whatever is going

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on? Are you calling to playSuper Easy Trivia? Well, we know
you have time if you're in thewaiting room because it takes forever to get
through it. Here's how it works. I'll ask the questions de January.
Is your life fine? Are youready? Question number one? What is
the largest bird in the world?World? And all screech uh. Yeah,

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I'm gonna go with that. Thatis right, good job. Number
two? What fruit do raisins comefrom? That's easy? Yes, grapes
also make wine, which I'm gonnahave a lot of tomura. Question number
three, last question and Super Easytrivia, What animals the vampires supposedly turn

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into yes you got three for threedrinks. I love you. Also super
easy trivia. Now, let's hopeyou win at the doctor's office and get
some good cough sirrup, so youcan have a great day. Thank you,

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Thank you for calling the show,Drew. We really appreciate you.
There's three things. Okay, haveyou been following what's been going on with
Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker and thebaby? No? And I hope something
good. So over the weekend,Blink one eighty two canceled their tour or
postponed their tour because of personal issues. Then all of a sudden, Travis

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Barker was seen going to a hospitalwhere Courtney was. Courtney's pregnant with their
baby. Yes, and now ithas come out she had a life saving
surgery. They don't say what thesurgery was, but while she was pregnant,
she had a fetal surgery to savethe baby's life. Wow, and
the baby is okay, Travis tweeted, God is great. I flew home
for a life footing emergency surgery forour baby that I'm so grateful went well.

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I want to say thank you forall the support Our tour resumes Friday
because Travis Barker is the drummer forBlink one eighty two. I like their
relationship. I've then I love them. Fly home for me. Taco Bell
just launched a new cheesy Halipinia Mexicanpizza nationwide. I love this. It's

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the cheesy Halipinia Mexican pizza with seasonedbeef, refried beans between two pizza shells
with pizza sauce, three cheese blendnacho cheese sauce, some hungry tomatoes,
and halipinia is on top. Itstarted today. You know, I'm kind
of buy us about ordering pizza froma taco place. Well, that's fine.
You don't have to save more forthe rest of us. Don't eat

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any They're terrible. Don't order anyit's it's awful. Don't get it.
Leave it for me. Don't doit. Okay, go to Chipotle.
I'm going to Taco Bell today,see you later. It's like Chipotle serving
pizza. I'd eat it. Itwouldn't work. I have the answer for
you. Okay, doing the deed, doing the grown up. Hang on,

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I gotta get the right music.This many times a month will help
keep your long term relationship alive.What was the number you guessed? I
said between seven and eight. No, you said between six and seven A
second ago, Well, six andseven, seven eight, it's not the
same. Close to ten. Sevenis the number according to the experts.

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Here are the other things that willhelp keep a long term relationship alive.
Never going to bed on a badnote. Don't go to bed angry.
Who say that again? This ishard? Yes, this is hard.
Admitting when you're wrong. Yeah,okay, And that's that's the top three
things to do. You got mestuck on this going to bed man.

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You know how many times I usedto go to bed man? Make sure
you make sure you before you fallasleep. I would try say I love
you baby. I try that too, due the how did you say it?
I hate you, new heir,I hate you do baby? Calm
down, Calm down, let's talkabout this. I'm going to bed.
You get up in the morning.Don't make no damn no. It's waking

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at them dogs. I'm like onein the world. That's three things you
need to know. More at theAlabama Show dot com, you are listening
to Alabama in the Morning's on demandDJ new Era Abama you are the advice
expert and I need some help.Da Era, I'm here to help you.
By the way, thanks for listeningto The Alabama Show. I'm Alabama

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with DJ new Era. You canalways call in eight three three five zero
one Bama. Text the key wordAlabama and the message in the same text
to three zero three eight two.Got it, We'll call you back or
slide into our d ms. FollowThe Alabama Show Instagram, Facebook, TikTok.
We love TikTok. We really dofollow us there. Anyway, here's

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the help I need. Okay,I've got to go to a birthday party
this weekend. That's great. Iwant to go. There's gonna be cake,
plenty of cake, bouncy houses,okay, all the barbecue. It's
my god daughter, she's turning three. Okay, I am so excited.
I love this kid. Like ifyou know me, I want kids like

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I have, Like I have abox of toys in my attic that we're
mine as a kid, And whenevermy friends bring their kids over, they
go straight to the box of toysand pull them out and start playing,
like maybe Fever has said in So, I'm going to the birthday party on
Sunday, and I missed my godson'sbirthday a few months ago, her brother,

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and so I'm looking for a birthdaypresent for her. And I told
my boo. I was like,I gotta get my godson something too,
and give him something at the birthdayparty just because you missed it. Yeah,
I was like, I missed hisbirthday, Like I gotta be fair.
I can't just go to hers andgive her something. And then I
missed his a few months ago andnot give him anything. He was like,
you can't do that at her birthdayparty party. After the fat Okay,

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that's fine. Well, I startedtelling my friend that. She was
like, you don't even have tobring any of them, see, to
save you some money. But Ifeel like that's like I am definitely if
I were a mom, you're notgonna do And I've heard many moms say
this, like don't do something forone of my kids and not the other.
I feel like that's the fair wayto do it. It is afraid
way to do it. But whenit comes down to kids, sometime the

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best love, the best kind ofgift is love. You don't have to
always be three. They don't knowwhat love is. They do know what
thirty something? I don't know whatlove is, budiness a good way to
thirst, and I'm divorced. I'mtrying to figure it out, so I

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can't even argue with you. Weall need help. Also, kid's birthday
parties make me uncomfortable because I don'thave a kid. So I'm like the
weird kidless person there standing around withthe adults watching all the other kids play,
and it's like, oh, whatdo we do? And then I'm
like, let me just go jumpin the Beuty house and I'm like,
no, I'm weird. I can'tdo that. Sometimes the best kind of

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gift is just putting food on thetable for do I that's the question.
I need your help, parents,Call the show. I don't know what
to do. Eight three three fiveone Bama is the number if since I
missed my godson's birthday and I'm goingto my god daughter's birthday, do I
need to get her brother a gifttoo? No, don't do it,
I say yes, I'm a gist. Called the show. You are listening

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to Alabama in the morning, holdon demand. I don't know if I
need to get two presents for thisbirthday party? I'm about to go to
I'm telling you wasting money. Bam. It's my goddaughter's birthday, but I
missed my godson, her brother's birthdaya few months ago, so I feel
guilty. Eight three three five one, BAMA is the number to call the
show. We're gonna call my friendthough, I'm gonna call the mom.

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Let's see what she says. Hey, Hi, sorry, don her?
What how I'm tired? Did wewake you up? It's me and Arra.
What up? What up? We'retalking about your kid's birthday party this
weekend. It's her birthday today,Happy birthday. Here's the debate we're having

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on the air because I told herI missed her brother's birthday a couple of
months ago. Do I also gethim a present and bring it to the
party. Hey, I've already toldyou you do not have to get him
a part place. I said thesame thing. I said, you don't
have to because at the end ofthe day, it's not about him.
But I feel bad because here's this. If I were a parent, don't

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you want people to treat both ofyour kids equal? Yes? I agree,
I do. I do want himto treat him equal, But at
this point, you just got somuch. See, you're gonna know the
difference. Okay. People are gonnafull the crap of it out of him
anyway, because they're all little babies. They're all little kids. What's the
theme of the party this year?I didn't even ask Mickey Mouse. Mickey

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Mouse? Oh, yes, areyou gonna have a Mickey Mouse table there?
Mickey Mouse to a croatia, SackeyMouse, O take Mickey Mouse table
cloth, Mickey Mouse the crowd.I love it all right, so I'll
stick with the Mickey Mouse name.There's gonna be barbecue there an era.
You're not invited. Hey, barbecuea cake? I'm coming and you right

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the location to me. Barbecue.There's a plug. I love you.
I'll see you this weekend. Thankyou. Bye. It's what the hell
headlines? What the hell are youtalking about? On the Alabama Show.
Two people got arrested for making ashort cut in the Great Wall of China.

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Why super hard it is due andan excavator carved a gap in the
Great Wall of China. In August, two people were detained in the country
over what they say is irreversible damage. It was a thirty eight year old
man and a fifty five year oldwoman accused of making the breach because they
wanted a shortcut to use for passingthrough the wall. Era. Come on

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now, Era, the Great Wallwas built back in thirteen sixty eight.
Like that's how this is? Oh, this is just yell. It was
painful to talk about. They'll bein jail forever. Yes, Why there's
three things. Here's who's coming outwith a new pumpkin spice laugh tast stuff.

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Who's bringing it out? Windies?They're gonna debut pumpkin spice frosties and
pumpkin spice frosty cream called Berer Coffee. I'm so excited. This should be
against the law now. Frosties arethe best from Wendy's. And making it
pumpkin spice, that's the greatest thingever. We're not even paid to talk
about it. I just want totry it. Man. I love going
to Windies and getting a frosty afterleaving the doctor's office. Whenever you're sick,

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didn't you go get frosties and fries? Yes? But why would you
make this until pumpkin spice frosty Becauseit's fall time and pumpkin spice is the
greatest thing ever. I need myeggs ama. Nothing can't get panties and
nothing can't compete with the original.It'll be out next week, September twelve.
I'm good on that one. Here'sthree hacks to help you start cooking
more meals at home. Okay,you're a single guy, you eat out

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a lot. Number one prepper mealideas ahead of time. Plan out the
ingredients you need the weekend before,then go get it on Sunday. Sounds
good, it's so. I alwayssay I'm gonna do that on Sunday,
and I never do. Number two. Keep the cabinet stocked with staples of
what you'll use for anything, likeolive oil, rice, pasta, oats,

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beans, and sauces. That's agood thing. Place to start.
Salt and pepper, you know,all the all the staples, the sauces,
the spices. Number three, Getsome fun kitchen equipment to make cooking
easier, like garlic mincers, lemonjuicers, veggie slicers. I don't like
cooking, so I wouldn't know what'sfun any kitchen. Oh. I love
my lemon juicer. It's so great. I've never used one of those.

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I'm gonna bring one in. Okay, what goes with it? Lem Me
hold up? When you see alemon juice like or you can I use
it for limes too. I makea salad dressing with limes. Oh okay,
okay, I got you, Igot you. Let's talk about Drake
because you're gonna love this. Hedid the funniest thing ever. He rounded
up all the bras that have beenthrown at him on tour and then he

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took a photo and it's like atleast six hundred bras. I'm going to
show you this picture on his Instagrambecause his face is a face that you
would make Djanue Era. Oh areyou serious? All of those brawls were
thrown in. He needs to teamup with Victoria's Secrets and do an add
I can see a man six hundredor some lingerie store like that would be

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hilarious. His face, he's sohappy, like he's I wouldn't last.
Those are expensive bras are not cheatanyway. I wouldn't last. I don't
have energy for six hundred. That'sthree things you need to know more at
the Alabama Show dot com. Here'swhat's coming up next on The Alabama Show
call the show with what's awesome inyour life? I'm good all the field,

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good stories. Maybe your kids madegood grades this week. Back to
school football season is here. Yeah, that could be what's awesome? Eight
three three five oh one. Bamais the number. Or text the keyword
Alabama and you're what's awesome to threezero three eight two. Catch up on
Alabama in the morning on the iHeartradio app or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Let me read you the what's awesomesthat we just got on our text

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line. Okay, by the way, you can always text us. Text
the keyword Alabama and your message tothree zero three eight two one. We
got Alabama. My what's awesome ismy son's birthday is Sunday. And then
this other what's awesome? I loveit says my fiance is deployed overseas for
nine months. But we hit thesix month mark. We're getting closer.
We be homesome is good text oryou can call eight three three five oh

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one Bama is the number. Beth, Good morning. Where are you calling
from. I'm in Birmingham, headedto work in homeboards you cut out,
You're headed to work? Where inHomeboord awesome. Thank you so much for
listening. What do you have aWhat's awesome today? I have two my
three kids in New York started toschool to day. Yeah, that's a
good one's awesome. And it's mybirthday, Happy birthday. You have the

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same birthday as my goddaughter who Iheard that. I love that. Happy
birthday. Are you going to doanything big to celebrate tonight? Yeah?
I think I'm about and cover well. We love you. Thank you for
listening to the show. Happy Birthdayand you're what's awesome? Take a shot?
Thank you. Catch up with Alabamain the morning on the iHeart Radio
app or wherever you listen to podcast. Today, D January goes, I

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need you to slot in for eighto'clock me did employ they on the show
Me All Day. There has beena competition that has started now because D
January was upset that he did notmake employee of the Month for the month
of September. What we win isa parking space up front. Ere I

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got in trouble two weeks ago forstealing the Employee of the months parking spot
from the person who was actually employeeof the month. You know what bragging
Rice come with that employee of themonth. So yesterday I started giving away
eggs, and I said, I'mofficially starting my campaign for October twenty twenty
three to be employee of the month. You losing money, No, I'm

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not say eggs. Don't give themaway. I have eggs already sitting in
Oh, this will be worth it. Give me some. If you want
my vote, You're not going tovote for me, so I'm not even
gonna waste the eggs. Technically Ican't vote for myself. Yeah you can,
Okay, Thank you for telling methat. So the campaign has started
in our era. Thanks that.He came in today all hot and heavy.

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What'd you do? What you do? This morning? I printed out
some pictures of my dog, Cassieand the actual quote that says I forgot
what it says, but it says, I'm like, vote for me employee
of the month. Hang on,I took a picture of it. Oh
you did, because I just wantyou to know that your son out front

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has already folded itself and nobody evenknows what it says. It just looks
like litter outside. He guys,don't fix that. He posted it next
to the reserved parking sign for employeeparking. It says keep calm and vote
for your employee of the month.And then in little tiny letters you can't
even in the picture. You can'teven see that, it says djanue Era.
You mean you're gonna walk up toit because it's shiny and raid.

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And then he posted a picture ofhis dog that says vote for my dad
in the most chicken scratch handwriting.But nobody knows who your dad is.
Your name's not even on there.No, it's the picture of the sign
that was outside is next to it, so you know that it's me.
It's not next to it. Thesign is like wait, it's it's two
signs on that front door. Eitherway it go. I put effort in
time into my campaign. Then heeven put a sign in the freezer because

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I put my coffee in the fraserthroughout the morning, so he did it
to show me. But I'm theonly one that uses the freezer and I'm
not going to vote for you.I used to let you know that this
is a battle, and this isa war, okay, And to let
you know that you can't resist acute puppy, a cute puppy's face.
Oh, I look at you.Ever going to vote for new air?
You got one dog? I gottwo rescue dogs. Oh, your dogs

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they big. I got seven chickensand I got two rescue cats. You
want to start using animals in thiswar? I got you. What's tomorrow
Friday? Oh yeah, we're gonnaend the week with a bang. So
you're going to bring in a wholefootball team compared to my one. Maybe
that's not fair. Maybe I gotfriends in animal places. Oh I got

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phrase two anyway, a lot ofphrase in animal places. Yeah, I'm
ready for war. Maam and versusEra eight three three five one. BAMA
is the number. If you feellike calling the show, Just call the
show. Yeah, call up.Catch off with Alabama in the morning on
the iHeart Radio app or wherever youlisten to podcasts. Okay, you go
ahead and do your little spill andthen I'll tell By the way, we

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have Elena in the studio, oneof our sales girls. Good morning,
how are you? Good morning?I love you, I love y'all.
Good morning. You explain what you'redoing. I'm running for Employee of the
month. He's doing it because Istarted my campaign yesterday and her campaign sucks.
Mine is the best that you cansee. Do love eggs? Yeah?
See, Elena, I'll bring youa dozen free eggs throughout the month

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of September, fresh farm raised eggsfrom the free range chickens. Air's not
doing anything for anybody. He's justposting flyers all over this true office.
Where's our free breakfast? Ara?Yeah, your flyers suck. You just
posted a picture of your dog thatsaid vote for my dad, and then
your name's not even on the flyer. And I did think it was Spencer

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at first. When I saw justthe dogs saying I was like, wait,
what is this about? And thenthe other one says DJ new Era
in small letters, like really tiny. You need help with your flyers.
You don't even Era. You needsomebody to build you a real flyer.
Elena, Can you help him?No? Hold up, you give out
eggs and I'll give you a freeVPP section in the club at DJA.
I know how much you love togo out. I mean, how does

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that sound. That's a little tempted. I'm trying to get skinny so I
might pick the eggs. Yes,here we go. Who will win?
We will find out October first,twenty twenty three, Alabama or d January.
Thank you, Elena. I loveyou. By the way, if
you ever want to do advertising withiHeartRadio, we have plenty of stations.

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What's your spill? Give a shoutout? Elena? Did they need to
email you? Email me? Okay, what's your email? Alaenna McCaffrey at
iHeartMedia dot com. We'll just postthat on our socials. She's the girl
you were listening to Alabama in themorning on demand. Good morning, here's
this gonterested in twining with American cheerleadingto Tristed. Yes, Eric, Okay,

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I know Aaron made you call inbecause his voice just changed and he
ain't even like Okay, I knowwho this is. This is one of
earra's endorsements. Hy Tristan, howare you? Thank you for calling the
show? I love you, nofollow. Look, I need your help,
man, I'm running for employee ofthe month. Oh he didn't even
tell you why you're calling. No, this is the worst campaign. Never

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got the worst campaign. Look,me and Tristan grew up together, so
is almost even to day. Iwill have his vote, right of course.
So let me tell you what's happening. Earra has been trying to run
for Employee of the month. He'smad he did not get Employee of the
month and he didn't get it becausehe's been stealing last month's Employee of the
month parking spot. And so Iwas like, no, I'm going to

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run for Employee of the month,and I'm gonna start getting people to vote
because we all vote in the officeand now we're starting to get everybody else
in on it. So you gotyou don't You didn't even tell him how
he votes for you. You gotto tell him how to vote. You
know what his word is everything.I just need you to just he's got
to email the boss. Oh yes, that's right. Look hot seem helping
you a hard campage. Arra hasput up flyers all over the office trying

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to get people to vote for him, but his name is the smallest thing
on the flyer. Nobody even knowswho to vote for. Tristan Aara needs
your help. I needs your help. I almost see you your email.
Can you just tell the boss whoyou are and your vote council? Okay,
it's done. Also, can Icome take some cheer classes because I
used to do trapeze and I reallylove just doing fun stuff. Yeah,
come on down. We have aspot for you. I love you.

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Thank you, Tristan. Thanks forcalling. Catch up on Alabama in the
Morning on the iHeart Radio app orwherever you listen to podcasts. Are you
going to do anything fun today afterwork? Yes? I am. What
are you going to do? Ifinally get to get my car that I
bought back from this guy. Erahas had his car being worked on for

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like eight months and every time hetreat keeps trying to get it back.
It's not ready. It's not ready. I hope it's actually ready to I'm
so excited. Anyway, we're done. Don't forget we have a meeting today.
What means at eleven thirty the callthat we always do on Thursdays now
with who Anyway, we'll see youtomorrow. If you miss anything, listen

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to the Alabama Show on demand onthe iHeartRadio app. We'll be back in
the morning. Thank thanks for listeningto Alabama in the Morning on demand.