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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Announcement that we were gonna make them the next segment
with him on the phone. But we'll see. So he
capped out, He did cap out. Yeah, man, you were
just rolling in dad puns today. Is it because you
spent time around family at holiday?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, I've had those dad puns even before I was
a dad. I just didn't realize there were dad jokes
until I became one. Oh you just I know, I know, you.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Just didn't realize your sense of humor was it's it
was appropriate, it was dadish. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, it used to be punny, and now now they're
just called dad jokes.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah that's correct. Yeah, that it's unfortunate for your sake.
We'll still I'll still make the announcement. We'll talk some
forty nine Ers Seahawks in his in his honor. He
we're not doing the podcast again until next week, the
start of the new year, but we've got some changes
coming to it. We'll get into that next segment. Let's
(01:03):
not get too far behind because it's the last show
of the year. I want to let's have some fun.
We've talked a lot of sports. We've got a lot
of sports on our plate for the next few days,
but we need to make time for a little bit
of the silly, because we are the silliest country on earth.
So did either one of you two guys know that
(01:24):
Rob Ryan is an assistant head coach for the USC
Trojans Right now, I've lost track of him. Okay. The
first time I saw Rob Ryan in person, the Cowboys
were holding training camp in San Antonio at the Alamo Doome,
all right, and they had open practices. Rob Ryan was
the defensive coordinator. And I think of myself as a
(01:47):
prolific use, prolific user of profanity, coming up with hillbilly
redneck combinations that you wouldn't expect or you've maybe never
heard before. Show I told you I was in holiday mode.
I'm still I mean, I'm still being careful to make
sure we don't need to use that dump button. But
(02:09):
Rob Ryan came up with some of some combinations of
profanity laced tirades on that practice field that I had
never heard in my life. He is one of my
all time favorite characters. Obviously, Rex Ryan gets a lot
of the attention, but rob is the one that's got
the comedy, the potential comedy gold and with USC in town,
(02:31):
tonight for the Alamode Bowl. Also, if you're looking for parking,
my driveway is already full, so I can't take any
more cars tonight. But Rob Ryan was asked earlier in
town just exactly how much he loves Waterburger.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Obviously, when you say big fan of Waberg, I am
about the biggest fan of Waburger. We've been here two
nights already, had it, dined in twice on it. The
whole family's big Waburger. But we absolutely love it.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And what is that?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh my god, I'm gonna cure up. It's the best
restaurant ever. My go to who doubles with Exacuese and
you know, Waterburger, loads of cheese on me. I still
get another slice, tell me crazy, but I get everything
on and the jalapenos. I mean, watch the water Burger
without the jalapeno. It's not as hot as you torn
between the fries and the young Rings, but I always
go with the Youngion Rings, the biggest drink in the history,
(03:25):
and then the little pellets of ice come on. I mean,
that's perfection. If I walked out of a steak place
last night, two story to get the water Burger and
that's the whole family. Trojans fight on. We love water Burger.
Oh yeah, heck yeah, thank you. I'll see you there tonight.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't think I no one, A lot of y'all
love Waterburger. Apparently no one loves it like Rob Bryant.
I'd love to know what steakhouse he walked out of
and immediately went and got the Waterburger downtown, because there
are so many drops in that. I watched that ten
times earlier and laughed at something different every time I
(04:03):
listened to.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I have never I mean, I'm a fan of Waterburger too.
I mean, as Texans, we are very much like indoctrinated
into that. I've never had the reaction that he did,
like it was his long lost son or something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
He was excited, No, he I was excited for that.
He sounded like a used car salesman trying to convince you, like, no,
this this night, this old nineteen seventies Ford Pinto, Now
it's gonna be your dream car. You're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Well, now he's in the USC, so he has like
in and out he has to get or something like that.
But like you know, he misses like the the I'm sorry,
burger king, but waterburger is the true half of your
way burger stand.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, I mean again, there's so many drops in that
where he said, what's a water burger without the jalapeno?
It makes it hotter, the little pellets of ice. I do.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I do put hot sauce on my burgers though, do
you do? You do you like you like spicy food?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh? Absolutely, yeah, I'm a smoker. I need spicy food.
I have no change you like you just like to
burn the back of your throat, then that's correct. I
like to sweat when I'm eating.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, I enjoy spicy food too, Like I don't like
it when it's like miss I've done like ghost peppers before,
like the raw ghost peppers and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah that's gnarly.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah that that that that was a that was a mistake,
but I lost a bet. But I do like whenever
like like Hobbin Euro or somebody that they mix it
into like a chili or something like that, or like
I love like like just regular like hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like pretty much.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
He's right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
The heat you need.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
The heat on a burger grilled halapenos and onions is
actually a pretty good combo. It's a great combination, like
when you grill the onions and hallpenos together though like
they mesh.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's it's it's it's really good. Yeah, as as Rob
Ryan can uh wholeheartedly agree with you, I'm curious. I
had no idea he was a part of their staff
until I saw that video this morning. And lose track
of guys, especially when they just end up being assistants
at the college level. But again, parking at Casa de
(05:52):
la Freeze is closed up for tonight there I've already
been seeing getting the ring doorbell cam of everyone filing
into the Alamo Dome for the game tonight. Elsewhere. Got
a couple other local related clips that you might not
have heard. You might have missed the trend in bowl
(06:15):
games so far this year, it seems like the college
the coaches have attempted to avoid the gatorade bass. We
saw it in the Army game where they chased Jeff
Monkin across the field eventually you know, form fit tackle
team and then dawas team. The UTSA Roadrunners dominant win
(06:38):
day after Christmas last week meant Jeff Trailer was going
to face a gatorade shower, and with the help of
the ESPN sideline reporter, the runners were able to get
to him.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Jeff Trailer is running Carcaterra.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
He got away for screen. Carkwist they get Jeff Trailer.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That just shows you how much they love their head
goes right there.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I was afraid he's gonna give me a forearm shiver,
but I take it for these guys.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Look at that.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's not just a gatorade bad that's a trench. Cark,
did you have a stopwatch? I mean he was.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Flying, he's covered.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Healy got close to twenty miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
We'd have a GPS tracker.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Jeff Trailer.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I appreciate the play. My play by the way, yeah,
I did so. If you didn't see it, this was
as the game was ending last Friday. They chase him down.
He ends up running into the ESPN sideline reporter who
doesn't move. It's like he's setting a screen in basketball.
Jeff gets a little trapped in because there's a one
of those you know, like inflatable or padded, Yeah, barricades
(07:58):
on the sides of the sponsors with the sponsors right
run from it. Just embraced the gate rate. I don't
know it was. It was pretty funny watching Jeff haul us.
I'm not I'm not sure he hit twenty miles per hour,
but actually, we need the drop. Does somebody have a
GPS tracker on Jeff trailer? We need that drop?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Nonetheless, and then lastly, again as a connoisseur of the bit,
I have embraced the Sacramento Kings bit of light the Beam.
I just I thought it was the most absurd, silly
thing I had ever heard when they first announced it,
and then when I saw it in action, I thought,
(08:41):
oh my goodness, this is spectacular. Like the Kings aren't
gonna win enough home games for this to be a
great bit, So you want to repurpose it? So I
wanted to. I was helping them out by spreading the
joy of their bit because they weren't going to get
to use it enough, so I needed I borrowed it.
As you said, So we like the beam when we
(09:02):
come on air, but maybe maybe we need to start
banging the drum as winby leads the charge. Now. Granted,
Spurs haven't won a game since they did this bit,
but it seems like it's going to be around for
a while. This is what it sounded like the first
time Winby unveiled it. I would like with my teammates
(09:25):
to introduce a little new tradition that we've been working
on with the Jackals over there. So please, everybody arms
up in here is predy arms. Everybody's prety arms. And dude,
just like the Jackals.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Ahead, he's really going to town drums.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
He's enjoying it. Look, I mean, that's great. That was
like you're going to get I think there's you know,
with this new era of the Spurs being back, being contenders,
having all uh you know, young guys, seeing traditions being
born that you would expect to be around for the
(10:32):
next ten years. I know other people have done it.
It's the skull clap in my Minnesota. Like, it doesn't matter.
We like the beams exactly. Everything is appropriated. Let's not
bicker and argue over who invented it, because the Jackals
love it and Wimby loves it, and the latter loving
(10:52):
it is the most important thing. So we do what
Wimby tells us to do. So we clap after a
home wins. Now coming at next let's uh let's make
a little announcement about the future of the Sports Cave podcast.
Announcement that we were gonna make them the next segment
with him on the phone. But we'll see. So he
capped out, He did cap out. Yeah, man, you were
just rolling in dad puns today. Is it because you
spent time around family at holiday?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, I've had those dad puns even before I was
a dad. I just didn't realize there were dad jokes
until I became one. Oh you just I know, I know, you.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Just didn't realize your sense of humor was it's it
was appropriate, it was dadish. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, it used to be punny, and now now they're
just called dad jokes.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah that's correct. Yeah, that it's unfortunate for your sake.
We'll still I'll still make the announcement. We'll talk some
forty nine Ers Seahawks in his in his honor. He
we're not doing the podcast again until next week, the
start of the new year, but we've got some changes
coming to it. We'll get into that next segment. Let's
(01:03):
not get too far behind because it's the last show
of the year. I want to let's have some fun.
We've talked a lot of sports. We've got a lot
of sports on our plate for the next few days,
but we need to make time for a little bit
of the silly, because we are the silliest country on earth.
So did either one of you two guys know that
(01:24):
Rob Ryan is an assistant head coach for the USC
Trojans Right now, I've lost track of him. Okay. The
first time I saw Rob Ryan in person, the Cowboys
were holding training camp in San Antonio at the Alamo Doome,
all right, and they had open practices. Rob Ryan was
the defensive coordinator. And I think of myself as a
(01:47):
prolific use, prolific user of profanity, coming up with hillbilly
redneck combinations that you wouldn't expect or you've maybe never
heard before. Show I told you I was in holiday mode.
I'm still I mean, I'm still being careful to make
sure we don't need to use that dump button. But
(02:09):
Rob Ryan came up with some of some combinations of
profanity laced tirades on that practice field that I had
never heard in my life. He is one of my
all time favorite characters. Obviously, Rex Ryan gets a lot
of the attention, but rob is the one that's got
the comedy, the potential comedy gold and with USC in town,
(02:31):
tonight for the Alamode Bowl. Also, if you're looking for parking,
my driveway is already full, so I can't take any
more cars tonight. But Rob Ryan was asked earlier in
town just exactly how much he loves Waterburger.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Obviously, when you say big fan of Waberg, I am
about the biggest fan of Waburger. We've been here two
nights already, had it, dined in twice on it. The
whole family's big Waburger. But we absolutely love it.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And what is that?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh my god, I'm gonna cure up. It's the best
restaurant ever. My go to who doubles with Exacuese and
you know, Waterburger, loads of cheese on me. I still
get another slice, tell me crazy, but I get everything
on and the jalapenos. I mean, watch the water Burger
without the jalapeno. It's not as hot as you torn
between the fries and the young Rings, but I always
go with the Youngion Rings, the biggest drink in the history,
(03:25):
and then the little pellets of ice come on. I mean,
that's perfection. If I walked out of a steak place
last night, two story to get the water Burger and
that's the whole family. Trojans fight on. We love water Burger.
Oh yeah, heck yeah, thank you. I'll see you there tonight.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't think I no one, A lot of y'all
love Waterburger. Apparently no one loves it like Rob Bryant.
I'd love to know what steakhouse he walked out of
and immediately went and got the Waterburger downtown, because there
are so many drops in that. I watched that ten
times earlier and laughed at something different every time I
(04:03):
listened to.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I have never I mean, I'm a fan of Waterburger too.
I mean, as Texans, we are very much like indoctrinated
into that. I've never had the reaction that he did,
like it was his long lost son or something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
He was excited, No, he I was excited for that.
He sounded like a used car salesman trying to convince you, like, no,
this this night, this old nineteen seventies Ford Pinto, Now
it's gonna be your dream car. You're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Well, now he's in the USC, so he has like
in and out he has to get or something like that.
But like you know, he misses like the the I'm sorry,
burger king, but waterburger is the true half of your
way burger stand.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, I mean again, there's so many drops in that
where he said, what's a water burger without the jalapeno?
It makes it hotter, the little pellets of ice. I do.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I do put hot sauce on my burgers though, do
you do? You do you like you like spicy food?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh? Absolutely, yeah, I'm a smoker. I need spicy food.
I have no change you like you just like to
burn the back of your throat, then that's correct. I
like to sweat when I'm eating.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, I enjoy spicy food too, Like I don't like
it when it's like miss I've done like ghost peppers before,
like the raw ghost peppers and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah that's gnarly.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah that that that that was a that was a mistake,
but I lost a bet. But I do like whenever
like like Hobbin Euro or somebody that they mix it
into like a chili or something like that, or like
I love like like just regular like hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like pretty much.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
He's right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
The heat you need.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
The heat on a burger grilled halapenos and onions is
actually a pretty good combo. It's a great combination, like
when you grill the onions and hallpenos together though like
they mesh.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's it's it's it's really good. Yeah, as as Rob
Ryan can uh wholeheartedly agree with you, I'm curious. I
had no idea he was a part of their staff
until I saw that video this morning. And lose track
of guys, especially when they just end up being assistants
at the college level. But again, parking at Casa de
(05:52):
la Freeze is closed up for tonight there I've already
been seeing getting the ring doorbell cam of everyone filing
into the Alamo Dome for the game tonight. Elsewhere. Got
a couple other local related clips that you might not
have heard. You might have missed the trend in bowl
(06:15):
games so far this year, it seems like the college
the coaches have attempted to avoid the gatorade bass. We
saw it in the Army game where they chased Jeff
Monkin across the field eventually you know, form fit tackle
team and then dawas team. The UTSA Roadrunners dominant win
(06:38):
day after Christmas last week meant Jeff Trailer was going
to face a gatorade shower, and with the help of
the ESPN sideline reporter, the runners were able to get
to him.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Jeff Trailer is running Carcaterra.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
He got away for screen. Carkwist they get Jeff Trailer.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That just shows you how much they love their head
goes right there.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I was afraid he's gonna give me a forearm shiver,
but I take it for these guys.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Look at that.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's not just a gatorade bad that's a trench. Cark,
did you have a stopwatch? I mean he was.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Flying, he's covered.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Healy got close to twenty miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
We'd have a GPS tracker.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Jeff Trailer.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I appreciate the play. My play by the way, yeah,
I did so. If you didn't see it, this was
as the game was ending last Friday. They chase him down.
He ends up running into the ESPN sideline reporter who
doesn't move. It's like he's setting a screen in basketball.
Jeff gets a little trapped in because there's a one
of those you know, like inflatable or padded, Yeah, barricades
(07:58):
on the sides of the sponsors with the sponsors right
run from it. Just embraced the gate rate. I don't
know it was. It was pretty funny watching Jeff haul us.
I'm not I'm not sure he hit twenty miles per hour,
but actually, we need the drop. Does somebody have a
GPS tracker on Jeff trailer? We need that drop?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Nonetheless, and then lastly, again as a connoisseur of the bit,
I have embraced the Sacramento Kings bit of light the Beam.
I just I thought it was the most absurd, silly
thing I had ever heard when they first announced it,
and then when I saw it in action, I thought,
(08:41):
oh my goodness, this is spectacular. Like the Kings aren't
gonna win enough home games for this to be a
great bit, So you want to repurpose it? So I
wanted to. I was helping them out by spreading the
joy of their bit because they weren't going to get
to use it enough, so I needed I borrowed it.
As you said, So we like the beam when we
(09:02):
come on air, but maybe maybe we need to start
banging the drum as winby leads the charge. Now. Granted,
Spurs haven't won a game since they did this bit,
but it seems like it's going to be around for
a while. This is what it sounded like the first
time Winby unveiled it. I would like with my teammates
(09:25):
to introduce a little new tradition that we've been working
on with the Jackals over there. So please, everybody arms
up in here is predy arms. Everybody's prety arms. And dude,
just like the Jackals.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Ahead, he's really going to town drums.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
He's enjoying it. Look, I mean, that's great. That was
like you're going to get I think there's you know,
with this new era of the Spurs being back, being contenders,
having all uh you know, young guys, seeing traditions being
born that you would expect to be around for the
(10:32):
next ten years. I know other people have done it.
It's the skull clap in my Minnesota. Like, it doesn't matter.
We like the beams exactly. Everything is appropriated. Let's not
bicker and argue over who invented it, because the Jackals
love it and Wimby loves it, and the latter loving
(10:52):
it is the most important thing. So we do what
Wimby tells us to do. So we clap after a
home wins. Now coming at next let's uh let's make
a little announcement about the future of the Sports Cave podcast.
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