October 13, 2025 • 6 mins
Aly had one of those moments in the bathroom at work—where she had to defend herself with the classic line, “It’s not what it looks like!” Mike can’t stop laughing as listeners call in with their own embarrassing moments where they had to say the same thing.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The B ninety three Morning Show had one of those
moments last week where.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
It just it wasn't what it looked like and I
felt the need to say something. Okay, this was this
complete stranger.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
This happened at work, and as you know, the basement
bathrooms are for editing videos, editing. That's what we call
not a number one. Otherwise we have bathrooms like on
the ninth floor by the studios. But I was headed
to the basement because that's how you walk out to
the parking garage, and I was trying to go fast
and I really had to go sorry number one. Okay,
(00:31):
so I was just going fast, but that's not usually
what those bathrooms are used for. But I was like,
you know what, I'm just gonna I can't wait until
I don't know how long the elevator's gonna take. Never
see anybody in the basement, right, But on the days
that you do see somebody in the basement, it's already
it's always, always, always, always, when you're walking out of
that bathroom and they just look at you like, I
(00:52):
know what you were doing in there.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You know that, I know that you know exactly. Yeah,
that's not what I was doing what it looks like.
That's not what I was doing. And it's like, you're
guilty either way.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You say something you're guilty, you don't say something you're guilty.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
But I was like, you know what this is.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's not somebody that I work with, so I can't
just like laugh it off and make a joke about it, right,
So I just like I was walking out and my
face was probably white as a ghost when I walked out, like,
it's not what it looks like, which made me look
even guilty.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I wasn't, but whatever, did he say anything?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No? No, just kind of looked at me like a weirdo.
And then we got in the elevator and wrote up
in complete silence. Yes, of course. You ever had one
of these moments where someone walks by or walks in
on you doing something completely innocent, and it was it's
just it's not what this looks bad. I will admit
(01:50):
this looks bad, but it's not what you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah this is I mean, this has happened to everybody.
Would love to hear those stories. I think the most
recent one that happened to me that I can think
of is was that a myer or an alder or something,
and I was pushing Sebastian in the car. He's eating
some sort of chocolate something, I don't know, granola bar
or something, and like a chocolate chip fell on my
arm and so I did the thing where you you
smell it real quick, and then I just grabbed it
(02:18):
and I probably should have thrown it away, but I
just ate it, like I just ate it. And I
look up like dead stare because I'm in the frozen section,
frozen food section. Yeah, look it at me, and I'm like,
it's it's chocolate. It's it's not it's not the other thing.
It's it's chocolate.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Chocolate swear exactly. I got a message from Jeff in Wyoming.
He said he actually he got pulled over because he
was parked outside of somebody's house and it was late
at night, and he said he was just waiting for
like a buddy to grab something and run back out,
but the cop just like wasn't buying it. So I
don't know what he got the ticket for. What would
(02:54):
that be, but he was like.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's not what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Lindsey and Grenn Rapid said, I was carrying my coworker's
lunch and I got caught walking out of the break room.
Everyone thought I was stealing food, but I was actually
just bringing it to her.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Do you have to say that.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And like in that moment, like, yeah, but that was
that your intention at for now You're gonna bring it
to her, But it's.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Not what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'm getting a lot of DMS about this, which I
totally understand if you want to stay anonymous. But Kyle
from Grand Rapids, I'm just gonna leave it vague. Sure,
he said, my neighbor saw me digging a weird hole
in the backyard at night. I was really just trying
to fix a sprinkler line, but the flashlight and shovel
combo made it look like I was burying evidence.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And I wouldn't even think about it until I was
like doing it. And then then you start to wonder
what are my neighbors thinking right exactly?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And then what do you do?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You just like you look guilty or do you go
over the next day and be like, I was just
bare in a sprinkler Either.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Way, sure you were, I'm sure. I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Who's the uh what's the name dom? I'm sure dom
er Uh probably told his neighbors the same thing. Oh,
it's just the the vents. It's just the vents, don't
worry about it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Mark from Rockford said, I got caught crouched behind a
coworker's cubicle because I had dropped my ID badge and
it slid under her desk. Of course that was the
moment she turned to the corner and saw me down there.
I'm sure she thought I was trying to snoop.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Trying to be a weird.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Like, it's not what it looks like, but people just
automatically see you and like think the worst.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, have you ever walked into like a store, a
grocery stores usually where I do it in the summer,
and you have sunglasses on, so you put the sunglasses
in your cart, and then you go through and do
all your things, and then you put all the groceries
and all that on the self checkout, and then it's
like are you sure that's everything? And you're like yeah, yeah,
And then you go to put your sunglasses on and
the person that works there looks directly at you and
(04:56):
you have to go these are mine?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Good morning, he naty fore, who's this and where are
you from?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Sean from Grand Rapids, Sean.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's not what it looks like. What happened to you?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I had forgotten about this until you guys had mentioned it.
This goes back to Whitmark days. We were in and
my buddy we're getting an engagement ring for his brother
with his parents check that they didn't know they wrote.
And while we were looking at rings, all of a
sudden looked up and there was his parents. Oh, so
we go running out of the store. Do you think
(05:28):
they saw Do you think they saw? Do you think
they saw us? All these people standing outside the store.
I sure I thought something else was going on.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
What they probably thought you were trying to rob them exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Thank thanks for the call man, Have a great day.
You do bye well.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I have follow up questions hold on, hold on, hold
on because Yeah, the way I heard it at first
was was different. But now that I hear it, I
can fully have processed it. It sounds like they stole
their parents' checks.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
They were getting an engagement ring for this guy's brother
with the parents check that they didn't know they wrote.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, that sounds like they stole a check. Yeah, I wait,
I follow up questions.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
So you did do something at least so see this
is why you have to explain what's happening here.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Did they know they were going to pay for the engage?
I got questions? Yeah, that one is that more of
a it is what it looks like.
It is.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The B ninety three Morning Show had one of those
moments last week where.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
It just it wasn't what it looked like and I
felt the need to say something. Okay, this was this
complete stranger.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
This happened at work, and as you know, the basement
bathrooms are for editing videos, editing. That's what we call
not a number one. Otherwise we have bathrooms like on
the ninth floor by the studios. But I was headed
to the basement because that's how you walk out to
the parking garage, and I was trying to go fast
and I really had to go sorry number one. Okay,
(00:31):
so I was just going fast, but that's not usually
what those bathrooms are used for. But I was like,
you know what, I'm just gonna I can't wait until
I don't know how long the elevator's gonna take. Never
see anybody in the basement, right, But on the days
that you do see somebody in the basement, it's already
it's always, always, always, always, when you're walking out of
that bathroom and they just look at you like, I
(00:52):
know what you were doing in there.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You know that, I know that you know exactly. Yeah,
that's not what I was doing what it looks like.
That's not what I was doing. And it's like, you're
guilty either way.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You say something you're guilty, you don't say something you're guilty.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
But I was like, you know what this is.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's not somebody that I work with, so I can't
just like laugh it off and make a joke about it, right,
So I just like I was walking out and my
face was probably white as a ghost when I walked out, like,
it's not what it looks like, which made me look
even guilty.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I wasn't, but whatever, did he say anything?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No? No, just kind of looked at me like a weirdo.
And then we got in the elevator and wrote up
in complete silence. Yes, of course. You ever had one
of these moments where someone walks by or walks in
on you doing something completely innocent, and it was it's
just it's not what this looks bad. I will admit
(01:50):
this looks bad, but it's not what you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah this is I mean, this has happened to everybody.
Would love to hear those stories. I think the most
recent one that happened to me that I can think
of is was that a myer or an alder or something,
and I was pushing Sebastian in the car. He's eating
some sort of chocolate something, I don't know, granola bar
or something, and like a chocolate chip fell on my
arm and so I did the thing where you you
smell it real quick, and then I just grabbed it
(02:18):
and I probably should have thrown it away, but I
just ate it, like I just ate it. And I
look up like dead stare because I'm in the frozen section,
frozen food section. Yeah, look it at me, and I'm like,
it's it's chocolate. It's it's not it's not the other thing.
It's it's chocolate.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Chocolate swear exactly. I got a message from Jeff in Wyoming.
He said he actually he got pulled over because he
was parked outside of somebody's house and it was late
at night, and he said he was just waiting for
like a buddy to grab something and run back out,
but the cop just like wasn't buying it. So I
don't know what he got the ticket for. What would
(02:54):
that be, but he was like.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's not what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Lindsey and Grenn Rapid said, I was carrying my coworker's
lunch and I got caught walking out of the break room.
Everyone thought I was stealing food, but I was actually
just bringing it to her.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Do you have to say that.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And like in that moment, like, yeah, but that was
that your intention at for now You're gonna bring it
to her, But it's.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Not what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'm getting a lot of DMS about this, which I
totally understand if you want to stay anonymous. But Kyle
from Grand Rapids, I'm just gonna leave it vague. Sure,
he said, my neighbor saw me digging a weird hole
in the backyard at night. I was really just trying
to fix a sprinkler line, but the flashlight and shovel
combo made it look like I was burying evidence.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And I wouldn't even think about it until I was
like doing it. And then then you start to wonder
what are my neighbors thinking right exactly?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And then what do you do?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You just like you look guilty or do you go
over the next day and be like, I was just
bare in a sprinkler Either.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Way, sure you were, I'm sure. I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Who's the uh what's the name dom? I'm sure dom
er Uh probably told his neighbors the same thing. Oh,
it's just the the vents. It's just the vents, don't
worry about it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Mark from Rockford said, I got caught crouched behind a
coworker's cubicle because I had dropped my ID badge and
it slid under her desk. Of course that was the
moment she turned to the corner and saw me down there.
I'm sure she thought I was trying to snoop.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Trying to be a weird.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Like, it's not what it looks like, but people just
automatically see you and like think the worst.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, have you ever walked into like a store, a
grocery stores usually where I do it in the summer,
and you have sunglasses on, so you put the sunglasses
in your cart, and then you go through and do
all your things, and then you put all the groceries
and all that on the self checkout, and then it's
like are you sure that's everything? And you're like yeah, yeah,
And then you go to put your sunglasses on and
the person that works there looks directly at you and
(04:56):
you have to go these are mine?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Good morning, he naty fore, who's this and where are
you from?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Sean from Grand Rapids, Sean.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's not what it looks like. What happened to you?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I had forgotten about this until you guys had mentioned it.
This goes back to Whitmark days. We were in and
my buddy we're getting an engagement ring for his brother
with his parents check that they didn't know they wrote.
And while we were looking at rings, all of a
sudden looked up and there was his parents. Oh, so
we go running out of the store. Do you think
(05:28):
they saw Do you think they saw? Do you think
they saw us? All these people standing outside the store.
I sure I thought something else was going on.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
What they probably thought you were trying to rob them exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Thank thanks for the call man, Have a great day.
You do bye well.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I have follow up questions hold on, hold on, hold
on because Yeah, the way I heard it at first
was was different. But now that I hear it, I
can fully have processed it. It sounds like they stole
their parents' checks.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
They were getting an engagement ring for this guy's brother
with the parents check that they didn't know they wrote.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, that sounds like they stole a check. Yeah, I wait,
I follow up questions.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
So you did do something at least so see this
is why you have to explain what's happening here.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Did they know they were going to pay for the engage?
I got questions? Yeah, that one is that more of
a it is what it looks like.
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