B-93 Morning Show: Wild White Elephant Gifts

“Mike got a hilarious White Elephant gift at our company Christmas party—what’s the wildest gift you’ve ever received?”

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's been only three Morning show. Uh, what we're talking
White elephant gifts, the good, the bad, the hilarious. I
got a giant oversized hoodie at our Christmas party yesterday,
which was incredible. They do those Amazon return palettes and
it is the greatest gift, the greatest idea in the
entire world. What is your gift? My son?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Not my gift. My son is going to work and
he's soon a white elephant. Uh huh gifts and he
is doing a golf games that you see.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
On the toilet, hoopoo putting, hit the ball into the hole. Yeah, yeah,
that's great. That sounds like a way to get me
off my phone in the in the in the bathroom.
When I like that, the Amazon, Amazon, I'll check it out.
Thanks the call, Thanks you great days six one, six, two, four, two,

(00:52):
ninety three, ninety three. Miranda's on the phone. Let's try
this again. Miranda retell that story for me.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
So my friend did this her family party. Uh huh,
it's not bad, it's kind.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Of genius, but could be messy. She gifted an actual
goldfish in a container with water. How did that go over?
People laughed?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
She made a little TikTok on it.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
It went kind of viral a couple of years ago,
like it was, it was hilarious. Did she keep it?
The person that she gave it to, Yeah, she's the one.
My friend is one who brought it to the party.
I know, I know while I was asking if the
person keep it? Yeah they kept it. Yeah, they kept it.
I would be so mad if somebody gifted be a pet.
I now have to take care of him.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
The gold fish, I.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Think she put like food and everything. Was it like,
no way, not a chance? Good morning, b ninety three?
What's your name? And where are you from? All right, Caleb?
We're talking bad, which they're all bad, but they're great
at the same time. White Elephant Gifts. We just had
our company party yesterday and they do this really cool
thing where they get Amazon pallettes full of return stuff.

(02:01):
That's your White Elephant gift? What's yours?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
So this is a story my parents told me.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
They have a small group just people their age to
hang out with get.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
You know, live life together.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yea, I love it.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
And one of the guys is a serious hunter.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
He brought a live sent So they're going through this
party in this one box's making noises, and they're all
curious to all get out, like what, oh, absolutely get it?
You got it? No, oh, oh, that's amazing everybody. All

(02:46):
morning long, there's been nothing but live animals. That's the
thing people are sending apparently now Michigan's number one for
New Country BE ninety three to be ninety three Morning show.
Good morning. My name is Mike. What's your name? And
where are you from? Joe from all Right, we're talking
bad white elephant gifts? What's yours? I gave my brother
live hermit crabs a couple of years ago. What is

(03:08):
with everybody in live animals? What did he do with it?
It's no idea.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
He lives in another state.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You don't know if he still has them. I haven't
been sons that. Wow. You probably haven't been invited since
Michigan' zumber one for New Country B ninety three. It's
the B ninety three Morning Show. My name is Mike.
Mark is calling out of Grand Rapids. Mark. What is
the worst white elephant gift that you got? I got

(03:38):
a five XL hoodie at our company Christmas party yesterday.
It was the greatest thing in the entire world, greatest
they do Amazon return palettes. Mark's out of the grand
rapis It's yours a good white elephant gift. For six months,
my coworker saved all the slivers of soap, put them together,

(04:00):
give it away as the.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Way of the gift, like.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Like his like his old soap that he used, like
the last bit of it, or like soap that has
the little slipvers of soap. Yeah, after six months and
gave it away.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
As the gift.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh, that's so gross. That's so gross in so many ways.
That's why I love it. But a great one