September 24, 2025 • 9 mins
Is it possible to get a DUI in a pink Barbie Jeep going 3 mph? That’s just one of the wild questions Bama Brown tackles in this laugh-out-loud episode of The Bama Brown Experience. Joined by the ever-entertaining Biggest Puma from The Sports Cave, this episode dives headfirst into the chaos, comedy, and cautionary tales of everyday life.
From the kickoff of football season and the countdown to Spurs opening night, to a bartender stabbing a customer over a tab at “Grumpy’s Bar” (yes, really), Bama and Puma serve up sports talk, outrageous headlines, and relatable life lessons with their signature Southern charm and wit.
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From the kickoff of football season and the countdown to Spurs opening night, to a bartender stabbing a customer over a tab at “Grumpy’s Bar” (yes, really), Bama and Puma serve up sports talk, outrageous headlines, and relatable life lessons with their signature Southern charm and wit.
Key Highlights:
- Sports season buzz: Football, hockey, and NBA updates
- Bonehead of the Week: A DUI in a Barbie Jeep and a stabbing at Grumpy’s Bar
- Gym Etiquette 101: 5 ways to flirt without being creepy
- Money Matters: Bad financial habits that keep you broke
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, everybody, Bama Brown, will you on the Bama Brown?
We call this the Bama Brown Experience, and let me
tell you, ladies, you will never forget.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It, the hell of an experience once you go Obama.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You never go something like I can't remember. Yeah, I
think I've my own deal. Everybody. We have the Big
Cat Poopa with the Sports Cave. Now that's a show
you want to listen to.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
So, oh, how do your hand the baton to me
and expect me to be able to talk after that?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is what I would say.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, anywhere you get your podcast, just search for the
Sports Cave with Biggest Puma. We are obviously right here
in the UH in the takeoff portion of football season,
so it's a lot of football right now. But don't
look now you're uh you hockey fans. We've got preseason
hockey starting up this week, and the NBA fans were
(00:57):
now less than thirty days away from Spurs opening night,
so we're.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It's it's all happening. It's the sports. You've got football, basketball,
you got baseball. You got it all happening right now.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's a it's it's a good good time of year
for the average sports fan.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Absolutely, all right, So let's do a bonehead. You want
a bonehead? Absolutely, Casper. Uh, let's see Casper Lincoln. This
is in Uh, that's a guy's name, Casper Lincoln. He's
in Prince Georgia, British Columbia, Canada. Uh. He's got a
d U. He was drunk. Now he's got the d U. I.
They think it's probably the slowest d UI on record.
(01:34):
He was going three miles an hour in a pink
Barbie jeep in the road in a pink Barbie jeep. Uh,
but he's uh, he got a DUI. That's against the
law to drive a drive drunk like.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That, So he didn't get some kind of you know,
endangering the like driving a Barbie jeep on a main road.
I would imagine probably has some other charges you could
tack on on top of the dewey, on top of
the d U d U I.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
There. Yeah, let's do another one. Here's a bartender in Orlando. Uh.
He uh, he was uh, he was at at this
bar and he's the bartender and he got into argument
with a customer who would pay, and the bartender stab
the guy ten times. He stabbed the customer ten times
for not paying and the name of the bar Grumpy
(02:27):
Grumpy Bar.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Some jokes just write themselves.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Themselves absolutely right before you stab me or shoot me,
go I'm getting ready to stab or shoot you, and
I'll go, okay, well what do you want? And let's
let's make that happen for you. Whatever that is. I'm
you know, right before you like go I'm gonna stab
you or I'm gonna shoot you is Okay, you don't
(02:52):
have to do that. Let's let's fix your problem.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, we've got options available.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah. I don't want to call the cops anymore than
you do. Let's said, I don't want to go to
the hospital, So let's do this. Uh, let's get this done.
All right. Here's five ways. Because you work out a lot,
you're a workout guy. Do we plug your show? We did?
Didn't mean?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Okay, I make sure I had to.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I had to fight through the thro you're.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Laughing, Yeah, okay. Here's five ways to flirt at the
gym without being creepy. All right, somebody's they spent some
time on this uh uh act. If it's a trainer
act like you're having trouble with uh or if you're
around somebody that you know that you're attracted to, start
(03:35):
acting like you don't know what you're doing, and they'll
and if they respond with trying to help you, you're
in uh let's see. Uh. The fifth one is, uh,
let's see uh you. I want to make sure we
get you. Uh. You don't press them, you don't like
start talking to them a lot while they're doing something.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, a lot of people don't want to be That's
why it's it's a delicate dance at the gym, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Right, And it goes with number four wards. It is
kind of combined to go gains, take time, just like
working out. If you want to consistency with this person,
they see you working out, they see you're serious vot
working out, and you know, and you're attracted to them.
Make it happen natural. Don't go put the car salesman
on them, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Number three keep it sweet very important. They say, keep
it sweet no matter what. You don't want to be
too macho to you know, I'm a badass or any
of that kind of stuff. You know.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, I feel like that's the major that's probably the
rule that the majority of men at the gym break
most often if I'm guessing.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, and they say a big one. Do not lift
more than you can, don't hurt yourself. Yeah, I impress
this person.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, you don't want to have to have her come
over and help the group of people lift the weights
off of.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You, off of you. You couldn't let get somebody, get
somebody that's uh, don't interrupt their set. That kind of
goes back to the don't press them, but you don't
want to interrupt anybody in the middle of the set,
you know. And then the number one was body language.
Just smile, not so much your body, but smile and
(05:18):
you look like you're having a good time. Uh, don't
give them a creepy smile, and you look like, say.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Like as you're doing, as you're squatting a couple hundred.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Pounds, you don't want to go.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I think there's probably still some timing required to uh
have the best odds of success there.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, these are I mean, I think those are pretty
good to work with. There. All right, here's bad money habits.
You and I are both broke, so we need to
read this.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I guess I need these more than I need the
gym etiquette.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, this, This keeps you from blowing cash, all right,
They say Number five, they go, free miles from credit card.
Our purchases can be one of the biggest money losers
you've ever done, because you think, oh, I'm on idiot miles. Uh,
but you look at what you could have saved, you know,
or by you spent, you could have bought the tickets
cheaper than what your free miles were. You know, you
(06:14):
rappy didn't need.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You know, we tried to do when we first moved
in together, the roommate and I tried to do the
put everything on a credit card and then pay it
off each month to get the point.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Hardn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
It worked for a while until we got a little undisciplined,
and then on the money we were earning in points,
we were paying an interest on credit card day.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's what they said. They go, you just before you
know it. You don't realize, you know. Let's see, they said,
not looking at your monthly bills, the number of TV
station you or TV deals you have that you never use,
you may go, I got one or two's there's like
fifteen twenty that you're paying for and you don't ever
(07:01):
go to them. I mean you go to your your
you know, your regular ones at Amazon or whatever, but
the ones like you know, some Disney stuff that you
never actually go and look at, but you got in
it because one time you watched that one movie.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I did that with Apple. I watched and it was great.
The movie was Greyhound when Tom Hanks. It was about
a destroyer chasing the U boat. Awesome movie. And I
think that was the last time. And yet that was
two years ago and we've been paying on it. I
don't think I've been back one time, you know, but
we have absolutely, So that's one to look at. They
(07:36):
also said pay attention to your stocks, not looking at
your investments. So uh, those are two. I mean, I
don't look I'm in a four one K I wouldn't.
I couldn't tell you what I have and most people can't.
But they say, if you're doing something that and doing something,
we look at it because you may be able to
move some of that around. I don't know how often
you can, but you can. Uh. They said A big
(07:58):
one is you never you should change your passwords on
a regular basis because your password gets you lose, stuff
gets stolen and you don't even know it, you know,
So that's one of the things. And then they go,
you go. You just put everything on auto pilot and
you think, okay, I'm not checking what I'm spending. You
just spend it and not look. And you need to
(08:19):
look so that you don't you don't blow any of
your you know, extra cash here. That's just some tips
that we've we've learned it. Well, I had learned all
them and learned.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I'm still learning a couple of those. The I think
the just at.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
The end of the day, it's so easy, no matter
how big or small your paycheck is, it's just so
easy to live paycheck to paycheck buy bad habits. Yeah,
like if if you're making good money, it's really easy
to spend it. If you're not making a whole lot
of money, you're you know, scraping by saving where you can.
(08:56):
But still both of those people, somehow are living paycheck
to paycheck when you could be you know, putting some
of that away to save.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Your rainy day fund. Needs to be two house payments,
if nothing else, think that to you, two house payments,
that's just a rule of thumb. You need two of
them so that you ain't homeless. You know, because hopefully
within a you know, ninety days, you can find a
gig and start, you know, catching up or whatever. That's
the way. That's what they is waiting to me anyway.
All Right, that's Sabama brown experience on the Ironheart Podcast Network.
(09:25):
Thank you,
Hey, everybody, Bama Brown, will you on the Bama Brown?
We call this the Bama Brown Experience, and let me
tell you, ladies, you will never forget.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It, the hell of an experience once you go Obama.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You never go something like I can't remember. Yeah, I
think I've my own deal. Everybody. We have the Big
Cat Poopa with the Sports Cave. Now that's a show
you want to listen to.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
So, oh, how do your hand the baton to me
and expect me to be able to talk after that?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is what I would say.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, anywhere you get your podcast, just search for the
Sports Cave with Biggest Puma. We are obviously right here
in the UH in the takeoff portion of football season,
so it's a lot of football right now. But don't
look now you're uh you hockey fans. We've got preseason
hockey starting up this week, and the NBA fans were
(00:57):
now less than thirty days away from Spurs opening night,
so we're.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It's it's all happening. It's the sports. You've got football, basketball,
you got baseball. You got it all happening right now.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's a it's it's a good good time of year
for the average sports fan.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Absolutely, all right, So let's do a bonehead. You want
a bonehead? Absolutely, Casper. Uh, let's see Casper Lincoln. This
is in Uh, that's a guy's name, Casper Lincoln. He's
in Prince Georgia, British Columbia, Canada. Uh. He's got a
d U. He was drunk. Now he's got the d U. I.
They think it's probably the slowest d UI on record.
(01:34):
He was going three miles an hour in a pink
Barbie jeep in the road in a pink Barbie jeep. Uh,
but he's uh, he got a DUI. That's against the
law to drive a drive drunk like.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That, So he didn't get some kind of you know,
endangering the like driving a Barbie jeep on a main road.
I would imagine probably has some other charges you could
tack on on top of the dewey, on top of
the d U d U I.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
There. Yeah, let's do another one. Here's a bartender in Orlando. Uh.
He uh, he was uh, he was at at this
bar and he's the bartender and he got into argument
with a customer who would pay, and the bartender stab
the guy ten times. He stabbed the customer ten times
for not paying and the name of the bar Grumpy
(02:27):
Grumpy Bar.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Some jokes just write themselves.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Themselves absolutely right before you stab me or shoot me,
go I'm getting ready to stab or shoot you, and
I'll go, okay, well what do you want? And let's
let's make that happen for you. Whatever that is. I'm
you know, right before you like go I'm gonna stab
you or I'm gonna shoot you is Okay, you don't
(02:52):
have to do that. Let's let's fix your problem.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, we've got options available.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah. I don't want to call the cops anymore than
you do. Let's said, I don't want to go to
the hospital, So let's do this. Uh, let's get this done.
All right. Here's five ways. Because you work out a lot,
you're a workout guy. Do we plug your show? We did?
Didn't mean?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Okay, I make sure I had to.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I had to fight through the thro you're.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Laughing, Yeah, okay. Here's five ways to flirt at the
gym without being creepy. All right, somebody's they spent some
time on this uh uh act. If it's a trainer
act like you're having trouble with uh or if you're
around somebody that you know that you're attracted to, start
(03:35):
acting like you don't know what you're doing, and they'll
and if they respond with trying to help you, you're
in uh let's see. Uh. The fifth one is, uh,
let's see uh you. I want to make sure we
get you. Uh. You don't press them, you don't like
start talking to them a lot while they're doing something.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, a lot of people don't want to be That's
why it's it's a delicate dance at the gym, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Right, And it goes with number four wards. It is
kind of combined to go gains, take time, just like
working out. If you want to consistency with this person,
they see you working out, they see you're serious vot
working out, and you know, and you're attracted to them.
Make it happen natural. Don't go put the car salesman
on them, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Number three keep it sweet very important. They say, keep
it sweet no matter what. You don't want to be
too macho to you know, I'm a badass or any
of that kind of stuff. You know.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, I feel like that's the major that's probably the
rule that the majority of men at the gym break
most often if I'm guessing.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, and they say a big one. Do not lift
more than you can, don't hurt yourself. Yeah, I impress
this person.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, you don't want to have to have her come
over and help the group of people lift the weights
off of.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You, off of you. You couldn't let get somebody, get
somebody that's uh, don't interrupt their set. That kind of
goes back to the don't press them, but you don't
want to interrupt anybody in the middle of the set,
you know. And then the number one was body language.
Just smile, not so much your body, but smile and
(05:18):
you look like you're having a good time. Uh, don't
give them a creepy smile, and you look like, say.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Like as you're doing, as you're squatting a couple hundred.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Pounds, you don't want to go.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I think there's probably still some timing required to uh
have the best odds of success there.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, these are I mean, I think those are pretty
good to work with. There. All right, here's bad money habits.
You and I are both broke, so we need to
read this.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I guess I need these more than I need the
gym etiquette.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, this, This keeps you from blowing cash, all right,
They say Number five, they go, free miles from credit card.
Our purchases can be one of the biggest money losers
you've ever done, because you think, oh, I'm on idiot miles. Uh,
but you look at what you could have saved, you know,
or by you spent, you could have bought the tickets
cheaper than what your free miles were. You know, you
(06:14):
rappy didn't need.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You know, we tried to do when we first moved
in together, the roommate and I tried to do the
put everything on a credit card and then pay it
off each month to get the point.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Hardn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
It worked for a while until we got a little undisciplined,
and then on the money we were earning in points,
we were paying an interest on credit card day.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's what they said. They go, you just before you
know it. You don't realize, you know. Let's see, they said,
not looking at your monthly bills, the number of TV
station you or TV deals you have that you never use,
you may go, I got one or two's there's like
fifteen twenty that you're paying for and you don't ever
(07:01):
go to them. I mean you go to your your
you know, your regular ones at Amazon or whatever, but
the ones like you know, some Disney stuff that you
never actually go and look at, but you got in
it because one time you watched that one movie.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I did that with Apple. I watched and it was great.
The movie was Greyhound when Tom Hanks. It was about
a destroyer chasing the U boat. Awesome movie. And I
think that was the last time. And yet that was
two years ago and we've been paying on it. I
don't think I've been back one time, you know, but
we have absolutely, So that's one to look at. They
(07:36):
also said pay attention to your stocks, not looking at
your investments. So uh, those are two. I mean, I
don't look I'm in a four one K I wouldn't.
I couldn't tell you what I have and most people can't.
But they say, if you're doing something that and doing something,
we look at it because you may be able to
move some of that around. I don't know how often
you can, but you can. Uh. They said A big
(07:58):
one is you never you should change your passwords on
a regular basis because your password gets you lose, stuff
gets stolen and you don't even know it, you know,
So that's one of the things. And then they go,
you go. You just put everything on auto pilot and
you think, okay, I'm not checking what I'm spending. You
just spend it and not look. And you need to
(08:19):
look so that you don't you don't blow any of
your you know, extra cash here. That's just some tips
that we've we've learned it. Well, I had learned all
them and learned.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I'm still learning a couple of those. The I think
the just at.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
The end of the day, it's so easy, no matter
how big or small your paycheck is, it's just so
easy to live paycheck to paycheck buy bad habits. Yeah,
like if if you're making good money, it's really easy
to spend it. If you're not making a whole lot
of money, you're you know, scraping by saving where you can.
(08:56):
But still both of those people, somehow are living paycheck
to paycheck when you could be you know, putting some
of that away to save.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Your rainy day fund. Needs to be two house payments,
if nothing else, think that to you, two house payments,
that's just a rule of thumb. You need two of
them so that you ain't homeless. You know, because hopefully
within a you know, ninety days, you can find a
gig and start, you know, catching up or whatever. That's
the way. That's what they is waiting to me anyway.
All Right, that's Sabama brown experience on the Ironheart Podcast Network.
(09:25):
Thank you,
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