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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, hey, folks, Obama Brown within the I Heart podcast network,
the Bama Brown Experience, along with Puma, the Big Cat
who actually played college basketball. But the sports show you
do is like number one in Texas. It's crazy. It's
called the Sports Cave. And you guys are so psyched
because college football pro football about to start.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, we are almost through the brutal dog days of summer.
Although I will say baseball has kept me entertained.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I was worried. I was worried when my Rangers were cratering.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But the baseball has been able to carry the sports
torch until we get the football season. But yeah, anywhere
you get your podcast you want a little sports talk
fix in your life. We do appreciate you listening. I
just search for the sports Cave with the biggest Puma.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It's good to see like the Dodgers being you know,
down a little bit, some of the ones that normally yeah,
that just keeps you know, they win everything in of
course when it matters, they step up, but you like
to see them behind and some of the other guys
is getting a shot. You remember we did the Parrot
a couple of weeks ago, and the parrot that left.
He was English. He was in London, and he flew
(01:09):
out the window and was gone for four years. He
came back he only spoke Spanish after four years. Oh yeah,
here's a parrot that they have caught who goes gets
on Amazon, gets on the computer. It's a parrot, gets
on the computer and orders snacks and toys and has
them delivered. He's figured out he's watched a human doing
He's freaking parrots live like seventy eighty years. I mean,
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but he's figured out how to order snacks on the
I can't even do that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
But I'm not to say I think he's probably more
efficient at ordering Amazon than I am, as little experience
as I have on there the idea that like, I know,
you have to you know, I hear the horror stories
of kids getting a hold of Amazon or eBay accounts
and ordering all this, But imagine having trying to explain
(02:01):
to some Amazon employee like, no, trust me, this sounds crazy,
but I swear to God, my parrot ordered all of that.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Like that also kind of sounds like maybe someone trying
to get off the hook on something, right, Yeah, okay,
drunk eyes that they didn't actually want Oh no, no, no,
my parent, my parrot did that.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah. I noticed four in the morning, you're up, you
and your parent here, so yeah, okay, okay, I read
this Dale. I thought this was pretty cool. Sylvester Stallone,
remember Rocky, you know it's fifty year old movie. He
still has cuff and link. The turtles that were in
the movie with him, No way then they are huge.
They're like a foot across. Now they're that big. But
they they live once again. Like the parrots, they live
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a long time. But saw a cool picture with him
with the with the cuff and link. Thought that was cool.
I think this is awesome. The Alamo actually has bought
Pee Wee Herman's bike and they have it on display
at the Alamo.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
So it's pretty spectacular.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We we were down there. It's been a couple of
years ago, and I asked the guard there, I said,
the ranger, I said, do you still get the basement?
He goes, I get it every day, he said, since
that movie came out. He'd been here twenty some years.
He goes every day. Someone will go, where's the basement
because they've been tricked by a relative or friend that
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knew they were coming to the Alamo and said, oh,
be sure that because you know they didn't know, especially
since that movie has been so long ago. But that
I just thought that was awesome.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
That that, Yeah, it makes me.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It makes me really happy to know that Pee Wee's
Big Adventure has such staying power. I mean that, like
I remember, obviously, I was born in eighty six. I
watched that movie so many times as a kid, but
it came.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Out before I was even born.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I think it come in eighty four eighty five, right there,
a year or two before me. And it's still what
what is that forty years now?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, Alex loved it. My daughter, she's should be thirty
into Simmer. She loves it, and I loved it. I
just laugh when he when he goes to Stars at
Night and everybody collaps. I'm in Texas, No you're not, Yeah,
prove it star not everybody, I mean everybody. Everybody laughed
hard at that one.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I have Large Marge might have put a little bit
of fear of God.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
In Large March, Absolute Child. That one.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
That one scarred me for a minute.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I love that. I love that movie. I would watch
it today. In fact, I may go watch it today.
Charles Schwab says, you want to guess how much you
need to have to be financially comfortable. Charles Schwab gave
a number. They did a survey.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I mean, just give me, give me a million.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You're right, you're close. Eight hundred and thirty nine thousand,
and that seems to be the number. They did a
big survey if folks consider financially comfortable. So you and
I both together only need another eight hundred and thirty
eight thousand, and we'll be there.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm not to say I mean, if we're I mean,
if we're talking maybe between our extent, the collections of
random crap that might hold some value, but outside of
that liquid liquid earnings.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Not so much.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Movie posters alone. I have old car movie posters, and
they're valued it. Probably there's forty five of them. There's
probably worth five hundred dollars. I bet I'm leaving my daughter.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
And my my baseball cards. Maybe we maybe we have
a little little fraction of what we need. According to
Charles Schwab, a couple of.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Weeks ago, I was out with my friend Rooster McConaughey.
Matthew's oldest brother. He's a pipe salesman. He has a
pipe yard sales used oilfield pipe in Midland, ed he said,
he said he told his son Miller Lite. He named
his son Miller Lite. That's his legal raame. That's how
much he loved He told Miller Lot. He said, I'm
gonna leave his pipe yard to you. Miller Lite actually said,
(05:53):
do you hate me? But the guy's got about thirty
million bucks worth of pipe I mean, I mean a
lot of money. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It might not be the exotic profession you envisioned, but
that lifestyle was probably pretty nice that it funds.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Absolutely, he's had a good a good time. He rodeos
Miller Lite does and won fifty grand in Oklahoma a
couple of weeks ago. Very Yeah, he's I don't know,
he's riding or roping or something. I don't know what
he does. Let's see, let's end it on money. Since
we're talking money. What would people give up for a
million dollars? They had a survey, another one of these surveys,
(06:35):
what would you give up? I don't know why. I
have six answers here, so I got six different reasons.
All right, fifteen percent would frame a friend. Damn, that's
that's cold.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
That is cold, man.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Let me add this. Ten percent off the top would
reject it, would reject a million dollars if they had
to do any of these you know things, bad things.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So again, kind of like the survey of people peeing
in the pool ten.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Nights in their liars.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Absolutely, thank you for.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Talking that up, just so you know, just just to
make you comfortable. It would take at least two million dollars.
Or let me let me amend that it would take
a million and a half for me to frame you.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I wouldn't do it for a million, dude.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You'd frame me for fifty bucks. Well, no, that would picket.
We'd frame picket for.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, frame picket just for your your movie poster collection.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I've done it for a lot less second several times. Well,
when you work with somebody forty freaking years, you get it.
The opportunity comes every now and all right. Ten percent
would would actually work in an unethical job insurance I'm
assuming to for a million dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
They some of these call center scams. Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Let's see. Twenty seven percent would marry someone they didn't
like or didn't love. Let's rephrase it didn't love. Twenty
seven percent would marry somebody. Hold on, Jamie, I think
they're talking about you.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Twenty seven percent of marriages to begin with or with
someone you don't love. So if you had a million
dollars on top of that, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Been married thirty years. Number three here, forty one percent
would give up sex. So when do I get my MEI?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
And yeah, yeah, I'm looking for the direct deposit now
whether just let me know when they're going to start hitting?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
This one is one that might have scared me more
than anything. Forty three percent. For a million dollars, forty
three percent people would break up with their current partner.
Almost half the people they surveyed said yeah, I'd give
him up or give her up for a million bucks. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Out, I mean again to talk at talking about my
significant other getting free education from her from recurrent employee.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, I think a million.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Dollars would would expedite that processed pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
She'll take this computer, so I'll be on there, going
what time is Puma gonna check in with me? He's
supposed to have been there already. Uh. And Number one,
fifty nine percent what would you give up for a
million dollars? Fifty nine percent said they would be willing
to disappear completely. I mean, leave their family, leave everything,
(09:22):
not sale word, just walk out the door with the
million cash. I'm assuming cash. It would you'd almost have
to be cash. See over almost sixty percent of the
people they interview.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You understand this makes me potentially a terrible person. But
if if Steph and I could disappear with a million
dollars into Tangier or you know, somewhere, uh, somewhere like
Croatia or yeah, somewhere, yeah, beautiful area, Yeah exactly, maybe Bastrop.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah. I think I think I could actually do that. One.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I think I think I could join the fifty nine
percent that said.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
All right, you're not You're not supposed to be able
to talk to family or something.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
So I mean one exception, I need. I need to
take someone else with me. I wouldn't do well in solitude.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I'd need one.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
And if you and I took off and lived in
Barcelona where they shot water guns at us because they
didn't want the tourists, a million dollars, we could stretch
that for a while.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Hey, here's one hundred Bucks kick guys as they shot,
you'd get that they probably key in Spain for a
million dollars. Worst traffic cities in the US. I thought
this was interesting. I kept looking for Austin. We're not
even in the top ten. Uh ten is San Jose, California.
Nine is Baltimore. You don't want to stop in traffic Baltimore.
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You'll have your car taken away. Uh Number eight with Seattle.
Seven was Houston, Okay, Number six New York City. I
can't I've to be worse than that. Number five, Atlanta,
number four, San Francisco, number three, Miami, number two Los Angeles,
and number one worst traffic city in the US Washington, DC.
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So there you go.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
If you didn't even make the list. Did they Boston? No?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I know it hadn't They got bad traffic here?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I think so they what they finished the big dig though,
So now they're traffic helping. Yeah, the tunnels, Okay, yeah,
because when we went to Boston, that was that was
the worst traffic. I'm talking. I've visited China, I've been
all over your world, and I've been some places, and
Boston was the worst traffic I've ever experienced.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I still have trouble getting through marble falls. I don't
know what they didn't build them.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
In the summer river marble falls in the summertime, like
right now where everyone's going to the lake. Just chalk
up thirty minutes to an hour because you're going bumper
to bumper ten miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Nuts. All right, Well, thank everybody for listening to day.
We appreciate you. You learned a few things maybe, and
you're probably reconsidering your relationships from top to bottom now
over compared to cash, So thank you for listening.