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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 1 (00:50):
You really don't need anything besides iHeart, because there's three
hundred thousand podcasts on iHeart. I'm I'm making that up.
That's a real number they've got.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
To listen to on the iHeart app that taught you you.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, and if you like Detective there's a lot of
I think the majority of them are detective true crime
type podcasts, but there's something for everybody. Just to get
on the iHeart app and I'm telling you you won't
need anything else. We always love to talk about the
I don't know if we should call that our crime
Stoppers part for the week. But in Whichita, Kansas, it
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was a guy was He was a myth head and
you know they'll steal anything to try to pay for meth.
This guy stole the cannon, like the little town cannon
there in Wichita, they had a famous cannon that was
in a battle, and this myth got tied onto it
with somebody's car and dragged it downer and cut it
apart trying to sell the parts. So I mean in
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the canon itself like a gun, you know, like somebody's
gonna rob somebody with a cannon barrel. It mustn't very
big apparently.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So it just makes me wonder what kind of fencer
are you gonna have to find to offload that?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Like who's buying? How are you? So? How are you
making any money off of that?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Is it the steal? It would have to be heavy.
I guess the steel might bring.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You know, maybe, but again I think if if you're
bringing a cannon to a to a metal shop or
a you know, a recycling plant, like as if it
was a bag of aluminum cans. I think you're going
to ask, where the hell did you get a cannon from?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I think I told you this story with my buddy.
He has a salvage yard here in Austin, and uh,
they were people were stealing the copper, you know, outside
of a commercial and he and they would come in
and sit and he would buy the copper. Well if
he you know, if it's one deal or two deals,
one thing. Put the sheriffs. He worked with the sheriffs,
and they said, hey, somebody's stealing copper. If you get
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somebody comes in, So the sheriffs put a camera at
the door to when the people walk in to get
paid for their material. So he hung a playmate calendar
right there underneath the camera. So every picture they got
when somebody came in was like better than your senior picture,
I mean.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Looking genius.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, they're looking at the topless girl and they're you know,
they got a great picture of this guy, you know,
and there was several of them, and they caught him.
They got him, and they were stealing the stealing the copper.
I don't know what copper paid, but must have been
pretty good to risk it. Uh. I love crime. I
love anybody doing something. This one's my favorite this week.
This is Rebecca Holloway. Now, Rebecca is a Democrat candidate
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running in south the New Jersey. Uh. She wants to
be the Democratic congress person in that district. Uh. She's
bought some television doing some things and uh, unfortunately for her,
word has got out. She had been selling pictures of
her feet online.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
So hey, back to the other day, the five things
women could do to make a little extra money.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You go there, I mean immediately. But that's Uh. I
don't know how much she got. I haven't used that service,
but I just think that's. Uh, that's for running for office.
Is that good good press? You know, there's old say
and there's no such thing as bad press. There's only
no press to say.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And at what point as a society, like we're eventually
we're gonna have a congress full of former only fans. Girl,
it's where we're going. So you know, I mean, she's
only selling her feet. It's not like it's anything.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I mean, as long as as long as I've been
alive all sixty seven years. People have been paying Congress
people on the side to get shit done. That's what
that's how it works, you know, that's our system. Yeah,
And so I mean, is this bad? I don't know.
I mean, I haven't seen her feet. I'm assuming she's attractive.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Hold, we need to maybe we need some some show
research before we passed final judgment.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
You remember the lady. Everybody times about Wow, he's been
convicted to the felony talking about Trump when the woman,
the woman suited him and for you know, attacking her,
And Trump said is come back with look at her
and look at who I'm married to, look at the
look at my history with women, and then look at
this woman. And then turns out she accused nine other
guys of raping her, and you go, you know, at
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some point your your story is starting to fall apart.
But that, to me was the best comeback on something
like that. Look at her, man, I wouldn't touch that.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I think that won the court of public opinion. But
he's still lost the uh, the leader, he's there.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
They'll had to pay and then somebody somebody on the
other side of going. But I broke all these laws.
He hadn't broke any laws. You just you broke them
to try to get him. I don't. I'm no fan
of Trump, but at the same time, I'm a less
fan of people that are accusing somebody doing something when
he really didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Well.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It makes me wonder how many felonies I could be
charged with in New York for just living a normal
Texan life, like.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
The just being your I've always you know, I've been.
I got pulled over for one time in my little
Chevy Spark. I got pulled over for speeding, and I
told that it was it was a Hayes County depity
and I said, dude, I'm more embarrassed for you pulling
me over than I am driving this piece of shit.
I said, I just I'm embarrassed for you. Let's hope
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no one sees you pull over this piss yellow Chevy
Spark that yell. It was felled as the ugliss car
you ever saw in your life. It I was a
big fan. Now let me explain, because this is this
is you know, this pints me in a bad light.
But it basically look cheap. But I am cheap, so
I needed a car to drive to the radio station.
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It got, you know, thirty five forty miles a gallon.
And I loved Mini Coopers and I'd bought a Mini
Cooper from a buddy at Covert and the the engine
started messing up, and uh so I called him and
I said, hey, man, this is this the heads or
something I came here was, But I said, this mini's
messing up. You saw me a junker? Well, of course
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it was. He used car. You know, you get what
you pay for it, and it was cheap. And he goes, oh,
you whining little bit. Bring the car back and I'll
take it back. And I said, well, I gotta have
a car. And I said, what do you got? I
want a new card on one of your users, on
a new one, because they have quality new ones and
used ones too. But I said, what what do you got?
He goes, I'll never forget he said it the way.
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He goes, I got one I can't sell. And I
said when you can't sell? He goes, yeah, it's a
Chevy Spark, it's new automatic, got air condition, it's thirty
eight miles a gallon. I go, why can't it sell?
He goes, you'll see when you get here, he's just
bring the mini. You don't owe any money, and you
just give me the Mini back and then your payments
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will be the same. I was like, okay, I basically
got to drive this many free for two years, you know,
thanks Covert, Covert, great people. So I drive this car
out here and I pull up and there's this ugliest
green light, yellow green spark. I mean it's not yellow,
it's not green. But I saw a lot of deer
on two nineties, so I was always scared I would
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damage one of my good cars. So I needed, you know,
just basically a cheap work car to drive the radio station.
And I didn't care, you know what. But so I
get this this car. I have it three months and
I hit the biggest deer you ever seen in your life.
Let me tell you that he hit me and he
didn't he didn't fall down, And.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I figured the car had more damage than the deer.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Four thousand dollars for the damage. It been both both.
I mean it's like, you know, it's tenfold. It bent
to the fenders, the grill, the hood, it been all
ever been of. It was been up and I took
it over there. It was AMM collision, I a something
else now on two ninety there took to him and
they did a I mean a fantastic job fixing it.
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And the paint was news. It wasn't very old. It
was only three months old, so they were easy. It
was easy to match paint. But they did just a
the bang up job, fantastic. And I remember when I
got my keys back and it had the paper tag
on it, you know, and it said green with a
question mark. So the guy's like filling out the deal.
(09:14):
That's green or yellow? But I called it pits yellow.
But anyway, Uh, I don't know if I can say
that on a podcast or not. Maybe not. So it
was it was light yellow, let's say it that way.
But I drove a car six years and and to
the station and I didn't care what happened to it.
But I got pulled over that one time of that
guy there on two ninety, and I mean, if you
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got it up to sixty five, that was about all
she had in her, you know. I mean, it was
it was and it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Just vibrating off the road at the right.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And they set up a speed trap over here on
two ninety for about six months where it was thirty
five and then forty five, and then and I was
going fifty five and a you know, forty five and
I got a ticket. I was like, oh, that's you know,
that's some crime stopping there. Man, good guys. Oh he's
candishers all buddy's mind. But that made me laugh. That
said that to him. He didn't think that was funny,
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but I was hilarious. You know, it's like, dude, pull
me over and his little thing. I saw one more crimes.
As we're on the crimes for you today, lady up there,
uh she uh, well, this is actually Switzerland. She and
you and I can relate to this. She started feeding
the cat that came to her house, okay, and she said,
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I've fed it for about six months.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Turns out it belonged to a neighbor and his name
was Leo. And the neighbor called the police. She said,
she's trying to steal my cat by feeding this cat.
And she said the cat looked hungry, and so he's
standing on my porch. I put a little food out
for him and did it every day. He come, he eat,
and then he leave.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
She she.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Filed charges and they had a trial. And find her
forty two hundred dollars for trying to steal this woman's cat.
And she said, I literally had no idea that you know,
I feed three that come up, maybe four, there's another
one that comes up. I got four cats, two raccoons,
and two dogs that live next door. They all come
over and eat this cat food. I'm spending eighty dollars
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a month on cat food. So I don't know who's
eating what. But there's always an animal laying out there
in the park in front of the house ready to eat,
you know, like a buffet open.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So, yeah, you're gonna end up getting sued for trying
to steal someone's raccoon.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, there's two of them. They come over and you yell,
I yell at them. They don't even It's like, yeah, whatever.
And these two dogs are pupps and they belong to
my next door neighbor. And so you know, I told him, I, man,
these dogs are cot and I go, he goes, well,
let me use this money. No, No, I just wanted
you to know they're getting out and I said, we're
out in the country. There's some folks that might not
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appreciate puppies. He said, well, I'm getting ready to high
fence my property. They're from California. This moved here, nicest
people in the world. They're going to raise kangaroos and
they've got kangaroo baby kangaroos in their house right now.
And he said, when we get the high fence it done,
they're actually we're measuring right now, so I don't know
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how old they got to be, six months or older
to get them put them out here in this They
got ten acres and he said that, and they can't
have guys come in and clean. You know, the thing
up looks really nice and it's next to my property,
which I've tried to keep pretty nice. But he said,
I'm gonna I'm gonna put a high fence up and
and raise kangaroos. They get a tax deduction into that
total tax free.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I was about to say that that might be the
most don't California my Texas thing I've ever heard, moving
here and opening a kangaroo farm for the tax briks.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What kind of I kind of made him nervous. I said,
what is what does kangaroo taste like? He's good, I mean,
you know, and he's That made him uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I think, you know, imagine, Yeah, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
He look at me that gout you anything, you look
at me first, singing that guy eat anything and sleep
with anything, ain't no doub drink anything to drive anything.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
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