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October 23, 2025 11 mins
From haunted Airbnbs to cashier pet peeves, Bama dives into the quirks of everyday life with his signature Southern charm and wit. Joined by Biggest Puma from The Sports Cave, the duo shares laughs over Halloween antics, including a Kentucky man’s Guinness-worthy yard filled with 300 spooky props and the top haunted rentals you can actually stay in—yes, even the Stranger Things house!

Listeners will also hear:
  • A nostalgic nod to Herman’s Hermits and the need to bring back the name “Herm.”
  • A countdown of the top 10 things that drive cashiers crazy (spoiler: soggy cash and licking fingers make the list).
  • A hilarious tale of a Florida man arrested for assault—with a cheeseburger.
  • Bama’s old-school haggling tactics and the eternal struggle of leftover Halloween candy.
Tune in now for a laugh-packed 10 minutes that’ll make you appreciate haunted houses, cashier etiquette, and the power of a well-timed cheeseburger. Subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who needs a good laugh today!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi everybody, Bama Brown with you. Thank you for spending
your day with us. We got about ten minutes of fun.
We're gonna have myself. And then if you're looking for
even more fun, Big Cat Puma in the Sports Cave.
His podcast is live tonight and you guys have a blast.
We now do that.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah we are.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
We've got the whole crew back together live over on
YouTube tonight. Just search YouTube dot com slash at sports
Cave Live. You should be able to find us pretty easy.
Come hang out, come give us a subscription over there.
Obviously reacting to last night's Spurs home opener. We've got
football to preview for this weekend, so tons to get

(00:40):
to again. If you don't need to see us on
the video version, trust me, I understand. Anywhere you get
your podcast, we put the audio file out there too.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Just search for the Sports Cave with Biggest Puma.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Let's do a Halloween This is pretty cool. In Cold Springs, Kentucky,
a guy named Herm I don't know his Uh they
call him Hermitt the Halloween Guy. Uh, that's his nickname.
He's trying to get into the Guiness Book of World
Record with three hundred Halloween props in his yard three
hundred and they say it like the lion just get

(01:16):
by his house. Crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh lot of that.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, people wanting to see all the cool the cool stuff.
So that's good for him for having fun, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Thinking of yesterday's list of baby names, we need more
Herms in this world.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Herms.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Herman can bring back the Herman. The Herman has a
go to name.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
My first uh, my first forty five that I bought
on a little record player was Herman's Hermits. Yeah and
Entery of the eight fam. I loved it. I played
it till it grooved it so crazy. Uh, let's see this.
I thought this was interesting. Top cashier pet Peeves. There's
ten of them, and let's just number ten.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Just I thought they got a lot actually a lot
of weird.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I think a lot of weird things here. But number
ten was just being rude in general. Just don't be rude.
They don't want to be there anymore than you know.
My whole dream of my life was being the cashier
at the dollar store. All right, Uh number nine, cash
from your bra or roast?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah no, no, no, no, no, I'm not I'm not
touching that.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So that led to number eight, which was soggy cash.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah again, I don't need to I don't want to
know why it's soggy.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It was a Geese slaw song too, I think. Sorry, somebody,
uh haggling price, They go, I can't haggle price with you.
I clicked the thing and it's the computer.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
It's you know, Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I went
full old man last weekend. I haggled the price of
a pair of shoes at the outlet mall over in
sand Mark because they were scuffed up. And I told them,
I was like, look, I'm a their size fourteens. You're
never gonna sell these. They're scuffed up. Let me tell
you my day off and I'll be happy when shoes.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
We only we ate dirt. And the kid down the
street it ray he had mud and we only wish
for mud.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
You know, it worked. All I'm saying it worked. They
weren't happy, but it worked.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, they gave you the whatever and okay, get this guy.
So number six licking fingers to count money. You know
when you say that, they don't. They don't want any
oral anything at the cashiers. And I'm with them on that. Uh.
Number five Uh, when someone says, shame you have to

(03:39):
work a holiday, whatever the holiday is, they've heard it.
They yeah, it is a shame. Move on, you're not.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Being to make them feel better about it.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Number four was five minutes before closing. You come in
and start a whole big thing of shopping or asking questions.
They're trying to get out of there, get on with
their lives. Uh. Number three when and uh it has
no tag on it, you know, no price tag. Well
it must be free. Then yeah, we've heard that one
a zillion times and it's not free. Uh, get out

(04:10):
of here. Number two, Uh, on their cell phone. You're
on your cell phone while you're buying something that you
need to be off your cell phone while you're making
a purchase, you know, so you can in case you.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Have to do business, You've got to pay attention, right.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Uh. And then the number one is you drop the
money instead of handing it to the person.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Now that doesn't happen as much because of cards now,
you know. But uh, they're not your slave. Their business
is a business proposition they're doing with you. So that's
that's interesting. Common. Let's see, seventy six percent of Americans
would look for a new job if they couldn't work
remotely anymore, seventy six percent would we're remote.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
We wouldn't about to say.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I mean I never I couldn't find the radio station.
They were over by three six somewhere. I hadn't even
been over there in two years or something.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, I was about to say, I've gotten pretty used to. Uh,
you know this nice recording setup I have here in
my house, I.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Don't same here in case you're listening and thought we
were driving in the radio station for this ten minute show. Yeah,
that's not what we're doing. So and nobody is by
the way. Uh, then there's a good chance to show
you are here and it's not in the from the
town that you think it's in. So there's that little
secret behind the scenes.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Let's see. Twenty six percent of Americans have ripped out
of their own candy bowls and had to fill it
three times.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Man, we have the worst luck here.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
It seemed every year we don't buy candy, we end
up having people trick or treating, and then every year
we buy candy. I'm stuck with a giant bowl that
I'm eating halfway through November.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
It's you know it's not. It's not to say if
you eat the little Snickers it doesn't add up to
a old Snickers bar. So it just doesn't, you know.
I'm just sure that.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
You know, my doctor told me, he goes, you got
to quit eating that ship. You gotta quit eating like
any of that riess. I know you love Reese's cups.
And I said, and I told him, I said, well,
I don't want to live in a world where there's
no cups. And you know what, he said, good come back.
He said, well, don't worry, you won't.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, then keep doing it and you won't.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
God damn. And Reese's cups are good, aren't they. Yeah?
Whoever did that, I hope they gave him rest of
the day off. Where you going, Bob? Here theay this?
Oh my god, Okay, I'm I'm off for rest of it.
I'm off the rest of the week.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Take a long lunch, Bob hopefully. And whoever whoever that
first ought to put them in the fridge and get
them chilled, that guy deserves a week vacation.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
God, let's get this shielding. Okay, here's a great haunted
the Airbnb's you know, a couple of weeks ago, we
did the best air or best the Haunted places ago.
This is the best Airbnb. You can stay there. Uh,
let's see number eight. I didn't have ten. I don't
think number number ten was the Haunted Mansion. Uh in California,

(07:17):
it's just called Haunted Mansion. It's the Disney movie one.
You remember that. Yeah, yeah, well Murphy, Eddie Murphy, you
can stay in that uhs Mystic Falls in Georgia from
the Vampire Diaries. You can stay in that house. This
is cool. Number six Twilight that in Saint Helen's, Oregon. Uh,

(07:38):
you can sleep in Bella's bed if you're if you
followed that series at all, dude.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I bet that thing stays booked by Millennial my millennial
Brethren three five days a year.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah. They chose that town to film that in because
it's the rainiest town in America. It's the wettest town
in America on record, and it's always dark and.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Kind of you know, yeah brooding.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I just saw that not too long ago.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
The manor Master in Saint Paul and they just says
real creepy. Uh. The Historic Morgue in Ozark, Mississippi. Well,
that just speaks for itself. Is more. You know you
can hear things at night, you know? Yeah, no way
the Stranger Things. Uh mansion in Georgia.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Or where the the house where they film Stranger Things? Uh?
You can live there in Airbnb. Uh. The Lynnville Manor
in Maryland is just a haunted, creepy house. And they
say there's noises all night and the floors creep and
crack and and then finally, if you want to you
number one, you can Airbnb at the Poulttergey's House in

(08:51):
Simme Valley, California.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Wait, it's in Semi Valley.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah what you said? Man?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
I wish I had known that my whole life. I
had an aunt and uncle that lived out there.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh wait a second, this looks now.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Granted, all of Seeming Valley looks pretty much the same, but.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Did you live by them? Did you know who that.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Might be the same neighborhood?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, it looks.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Very very similar.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I mean again, I think all those houses look pretty similar.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
But I had long haired guy with a mustache looking
in the window at you.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Now, that'll scare the Airbnb residents for sure.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Here let's do one more bonehead and then we'll get
out of here. Atlantis Gentleman's Club there in Florida, Jordan
Cotty Jordan got into an altercation and they went out
to the car and it, you know, ended up rolling
outside like it often does. And then, uh, Jordan didn't
have a weapon, so he hit a guy with a
cheeseburger that was still in his car. That was his weapon.

(09:52):
He was arrested bodily harm for a cheeseburger.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Well, okay, time out if this it was like a
fast food cheeseburger that had been in his car for
a month, like a rock rock.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, that could be dangerous.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I hate evidence. I just grabbed up door. I ate
it all and I got I got it right now.
I don't know what you talk about.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
God, I ain't done nothing. Number one saying in parts
of the world, that's it.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Imagine explaining to your fellow Oh, yeah, what did you do?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Well?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I beat a guy with a tyre iron. Oh what
did you do?

Speaker 3 (10:32):
While I shot a guy that was sleeping with my wife?
Oh how about you?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I got kicked out of a strip club and then
I threw a cheeseburger out of.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Guy hit a guy with a jeez Berger, and every
one of them say the same thing, was I had
a jeezer Jesus exactly. Jeezburgers are good because the jail
has pancakes on Saturday morning, but they won't give you
four or sureup. You ever eat a pancake without syrup? Well?
I didn't either, because a really big man took mine
away from me.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
He was like, you're not here anyway, Are you.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Going to eat that? I went, no, I'll get something later.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Here here, he goes, I'll be out of here soon, you.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Soon, and you you're going to be here. We here
have my pancake, sir. Hey, y'all, y'all. Check out the
podcast with Booming the Night and it's the Sports Cave
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