October 27, 2025 • 12 mins
Do you want me to stop—or almost stop?? That’s the kind of punchline that kicks off this wild ride on The Bama Brown Experience, where Bama and Puma dive into a hilarious and thought-provoking mix of boneheaded antics, personal stories, and unexpected life lessons.
This week’s episode opens with a laugh-out-loud look at a man in California who hand-drew his license plate, followed by a jaw-dropping tale of a 70-year-old Italian man who faked blindness for 53 years to collect disability. The duo doesn’t just roast these boneheads—they reflect on the absurdity and ingenuity of human behavior.
From a fish falling from the sky in Canada (thanks to an eagle’s clumsy grip) to a kitten dropping a mouse into a cooking pot, the episode is packed with bizarre real-life moments that spark both laughter and disbelief. But it’s not all comedy—Bama and Puma get personal. They explore the idea of emotional and mental peak age, share stories of missed opportunities, college regrets, and the roads not taken. Puma opens up about losing a basketball scholarship and the ripple effects it had on his life, while Bama recounts a near-career in Siberia that never happened due to geopolitical shifts.
If you laughed, cringed, or found yourself nodding along, don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who needs a good story and a good laugh. The Bama Brown Experience is available wherever you get your podcasts—join the ride!
This week’s episode opens with a laugh-out-loud look at a man in California who hand-drew his license plate, followed by a jaw-dropping tale of a 70-year-old Italian man who faked blindness for 53 years to collect disability. The duo doesn’t just roast these boneheads—they reflect on the absurdity and ingenuity of human behavior.
From a fish falling from the sky in Canada (thanks to an eagle’s clumsy grip) to a kitten dropping a mouse into a cooking pot, the episode is packed with bizarre real-life moments that spark both laughter and disbelief. But it’s not all comedy—Bama and Puma get personal. They explore the idea of emotional and mental peak age, share stories of missed opportunities, college regrets, and the roads not taken. Puma opens up about losing a basketball scholarship and the ripple effects it had on his life, while Bama recounts a near-career in Siberia that never happened due to geopolitical shifts.
If you laughed, cringed, or found yourself nodding along, don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who needs a good story and a good laugh. The Bama Brown Experience is available wherever you get your podcasts—join the ride!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, everybody, Bama Brown with you in the Bama Brown
Experience and the iHeart Podcast Network. Thank you in thousands
more of you for listening. We appreciate it so much.
Thank you. I got the Big Cat Puma, you got
the Sports Cave podcast as well as this one. Sports
Cave rocking it right.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yes, sir, we are back for another week in the Cave.
If you if you haven't already joined us, please come
give us a come give us a shout, hang out
with us. Anywhere you get your podcasts, just search for
the Sports Cave with Biggest Puma.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What are you'all live again?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
We'll be live again tomorrow night over on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
We've we've switched to Tuesdays and Thursdays so I can
so we can all actually watch Monday night football. What
was happening? My partner was getting way too distracted during
Monday night that said, so I had to make an
executive decision and this just change days.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
That's awesome that there's a real sports show when everybody
loves it. Show you want to do a bonehead? A
couple of bone heads?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh great way to start the week.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Let's get it going. This is mercied mercied California. I
think that's how I pronounced it, California. They pulled over
a guy who had a hand drawn license plate. Now
what they did, there's no the various nefarious other thing here.
The guy had lost his original plate, so he just
(01:25):
went around and copied the front and made it look
like a back and had reported it lost, and they said, no,
you need to get it put on there. Don't just
leave that on there. So he wasn't trying to beat
the insurance or beat the tolls or anything. He just
just it didn't it looked okay. It wasn't like great,
but it did all right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I would imagine with the ability of technology these days,
it probably wouldn't be as hard to replicate an actual
license plate.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Hell, at first, when you started telling the story, I
thought you were going to say he was one of
these soft and citizen guys.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh those guys. Yeah, that's not a thing. By the way,
if you get pulled over and you you say uh
uh sovereign citizen, uh, I remember was what was a joke?
The guy got pulled over and and he goes, uh,
he goes, you were you're going to I can't remember
how it was. He was going seventy and he goes, well,
(02:22):
do you you want me to He got his nightclub
and he's oh, he was going to a stop sign
and he said, well, I almost stopped, and the cop
got out his night stick and he started beating him
in the head and he said, now, do you want
me to stop? Or do you want me to almost stop?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's a pretty good way to It's a pretty good
way to show the difference. There.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Guy that tells jokes for a living, I sure nail
him sometimes it's Monday.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Thank you for the swing of things.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
But you want another guy like this? This guy here,
another bonehead. He's seventy year old. Guy. I cannot pronounce
either one of his names or the town he lives in,
but it's in Italy. He's completely blind puma. For fifty
three years he has collected over one million in disability.
Turns out not blind at all. Okay, fifty three years.
(03:12):
He's scamming the Italian government. Uh, they wont two hundred
thousand up front right now in back taxas, not dimension
anything else they can collect from him. You know, they're
putting leans on everything a guy owned. So okay, he yeah,
They have video of him doing all kinds of stuff.
You know, he wasn't blind.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh, this is like the video of Ray Charles catching
the uh yeah, Ray Charles Stevie Wonder catching the microphone
stand that's falling. Yeah, there's if he did it for
fifty three years, assuming he started getting benefits when he
was eighteen, so he's seventy one right now. Right, Look,
(03:51):
if I had to put myself in that situation.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I would probably go fifty.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Three years of getting a million dollars from the government
and then at seventy one, Sure you want to put
me in prison?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, yeah, feed and clothed me from now on, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Now it's a retirement home that's.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Exactly probably cheaper. That's probably turned himself in. Oh let's
see what else did I see here? Uh? There was
a uh let's see Marie, this isn't a This isn't
a bonamed Marie Albstrom. She was driving home in her
car in Saskatchewan, Canada. America's hat by the way, it's Canada.
(04:27):
A fish broker windshield, they say, eagerly picked up a
fish out of the water and then dropped it in,
hit her windshield and broke he windshield.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Imagine explaining that to the insurance company as you like. No,
I was driving, not near a lake, near water, not
near a river. Now, I was just driving in Canada
and all of a sudden, my fish smash. Also, that
have to be a pretty good sized fish, lest it
fell from a great height.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
An awesome video. Here's Wendy the kitten. It caught a
mouse and they caught it on video and their security camera.
It dropped the mouse into a pot that was cooking dinner.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh disgusting.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
They did not see it until after dinner. No, they
were just checking in, like what's on the thing? Did
you know?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Then?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I want your opinion on this. They say that people
reach their emotional and mental peak. You want to guess
what age.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I would think, men, it probably hits in early late thirties,
early forties.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Sixty years old, or you before you start pulling it together.
I'm sixty seven of out to be sixty eight, and
I'm still a long way from either one of those. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But also it does seem like when did you really
start kind of pulling stuff together?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Though still hadn't.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That gives me hope.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That gives me hope that I've still got twenty years
before I have to be at my mental prime.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Had I had this I loved Mini Coopers, and I've
had three, but I had bought this huge one, and
it was it was already pretty ratty, and I was
having the worst day. I mean, I just remember everything
I touched just turned the shit. And I was going,
I'm just gonna go have a glass of tea at
(06:30):
the cafe and just kick back call of the day,
you know, late afternoon. There were very few people at
the cafe there, and I pull in and I walk in,
I'm having some tea, and this guy was standing there
and he goes, oh my god, this old woman just
backed into somebody's car. And whose car is at? I go,
I'd even look. I didn't even look up, i'd even
(06:51):
look outside. I just went, I know whose car it is.
It's my car. Sure enough, looked out there and this
two hundred year old woman dragging her car down the
side of my Mini. And the guy goes, you want
me to go after And I go and do what?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Scare?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
One hundred year old woman scroll it right there? And
I said, no, no, I deserve I deserve that. So
that's my I have not hit my emotional or mental peak.
At sixty, I can do I can fix a lot
of stuff, you know, and do cars and paint then
builds houses. I don't built a lot of junk. But
(07:29):
emotionally I'm still twelve, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
So I just you know, again, it's good to know
we have the science on our side at least.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Right how pretentious of it was it of me?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
The guests literally like the age range that I'm at
right now. I was like late thirties, early forties.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
But you're starting over and you're young at heart. Now
this will fit. Let's end with this, this will fit something.
Forty three percent of Americans would love a college redo
and just completely change your career. Now if you had
to redo it, if you had it to go over,
because you played college basketball, and obviously you wouldn't change
anything you've done very well. But what if you had
(08:10):
it to do over, what would you do? I mean,
what would have been your choice?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So I think if I so going back, First of all,
I'm surprised that number is only forty three percent.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I figure a lot of people would jump.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
At the opportunity to go relive there roaring twenties. If
I could go back and change it. So I originally
had a scholarship scholarship with UT Dallas and I was
going to go there, oh man, and we had some
we had some miscommunication between my family and the coaching staff. AKA,
(08:46):
they got a dude who was six' nine out Of
houston to sign with them. Unexpectedly so that's where my scholarship.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Went so at that you're.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Still you're six five and you played. It tell everybody
where you played and all.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
THAT i ended up at a LITTLE d three school
out In abilene. McMurray but that THAT Ut dallas was
like we had been locked in on it for about
a year and a half and then, UH i, decided
after they burned, Me i'm not gonna play. Basketball i'm.
Done AND i ended up with my best childhood. Friend
(09:21):
paid got it was accepted AT ut ended up had
all had, already you, know put down for the dorm
with him AND i were going to be, roommates and
then at the last, minute someone out at McMurray reached
out to, us and, AWESOME i turned my back on my.
Buddy he ended up going TO ut. Graduate he's a
state park ranger Now.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Texas, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah SO i think IF i could go, back him
AND i would have had quite a bit of fun
over In austin.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Together oh my, gosh you may Never, yeah you'd had
strictly fs that've been me because that's WHY i didn't even,
go BECAUSE i just KNEW i wasn't gonna study as
it's gonna park Part, yeah and that's what. Happened you.
KNOW i ended up roughnecking in seminole south Of, tech
AND i would go Over saturday. NIGHT i had Every
saturday night off AND i would go and party and
(10:10):
The pikes tried to rush, me AND i, go, DUDE
i don't even. WORK i don't go to school. Here
i'm working on ail rigs out. There and the guy,
goes you're here Every saturday. Night for a year and a,
HALF i was At Texas. Tech, uh BUT i drank and.
Partied this is WHAT i. Did and THEN i had
to go back to the oil rig and, uh there
was one opportunity to oil and gas THAT i actually applied,
(10:32):
for and, UH i WAS i was Twenty, GOD i was.
YOUNG i was twenty three, maybe and uh THEY i worked.
FOR i sold drill bits for dresser industries And dresser
was going Into russia and they they were furnishing all
the equipment In. Russia and the vice, PRESIDENT i MEAN
i told you, THIS i don't, know but the vice
(10:52):
president Of dresser was he was in charge of This
russian deal and he came to Our christmas party AND
i went over to him AND i, said, Man i've
been hearing about Your russian. Project and he, goes, oh
oh my, god do you want to? Go AND i, said,
WELL i don't. Know he, goes you literally live In.
Siberia you, know when you hear Those i'm going to
send you To. Siberia but you would live In. Siberia
(11:14):
but he, said, MAN i was twenty. Three he, said
if you take this, job and he, said, really you're
just doing, tech you're not actually doing. Anything we sold drill,
bits so they needed a drill bit guy that knew downhold,
stuff and that was. Me and he, said you would
end up In Dresser tower In houston within ten, years
where it might take you thirty the other way if
(11:35):
you ever got. There but he, said you do This
russian deal with. Me and he said are you? Married and,
No i'll never get. IT i, went, well, yeah it ain't.
NOTHING i couldn't get out of first, marriage you. Know
but and Then russia Invaded, afghanistan and then THE us
cut all The american companies. Off you know. That otherwise
(11:57):
i'd HAVE i ALMOST i would have took that. Job i'm.
Serious he, said in the, summer the rigs sink in the,
marsh and then in the winter that you can break steel.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Off but it Was.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Siberia but he, said you give me two you give
me two years there like in the. Military and he,
said when you come, Out i'll put you In Houston,
tower In Dresser tower And Houston and, MAN i don't.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Know i'm just imagining in another world where you're cruising Around,
siberia hanging out at, bars then shot the vodka With rushy.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
In in The. Milania we'd have had a good. Time
i'm Sure. Bolshevik, no it's.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
TRUE i hear there's More olga's Than milania's over.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
There, YEAH i think. So and back THEN i was
on a picky, anyways that would that would have been.
Good they wanted you get a big one and keep you.
Warm you crawl under him and keep you. Warm all,
right that's. Horrible let's get out of. Here
Hey, everybody, Bama Brown with you in the Bama Brown
Experience and the iHeart Podcast Network. Thank you in thousands
more of you for listening. We appreciate it so much.
Thank you. I got the Big Cat Puma, you got
the Sports Cave podcast as well as this one. Sports
Cave rocking it right.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yes, sir, we are back for another week in the Cave.
If you if you haven't already joined us, please come
give us a come give us a shout, hang out
with us. Anywhere you get your podcasts, just search for
the Sports Cave with Biggest Puma.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What are you'all live again?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
We'll be live again tomorrow night over on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
We've we've switched to Tuesdays and Thursdays so I can
so we can all actually watch Monday night football. What
was happening? My partner was getting way too distracted during
Monday night that said, so I had to make an
executive decision and this just change days.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
That's awesome that there's a real sports show when everybody
loves it. Show you want to do a bonehead? A
couple of bone heads?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh great way to start the week.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Let's get it going. This is mercied mercied California. I
think that's how I pronounced it, California. They pulled over
a guy who had a hand drawn license plate. Now
what they did, there's no the various nefarious other thing here.
The guy had lost his original plate, so he just
(01:25):
went around and copied the front and made it look
like a back and had reported it lost, and they said, no,
you need to get it put on there. Don't just
leave that on there. So he wasn't trying to beat
the insurance or beat the tolls or anything. He just
just it didn't it looked okay. It wasn't like great,
but it did all right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I would imagine with the ability of technology these days,
it probably wouldn't be as hard to replicate an actual
license plate.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Hell, at first, when you started telling the story, I
thought you were going to say he was one of
these soft and citizen guys.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh those guys. Yeah, that's not a thing. By the way,
if you get pulled over and you you say uh
uh sovereign citizen, uh, I remember was what was a joke?
The guy got pulled over and and he goes, uh,
he goes, you were you're going to I can't remember
how it was. He was going seventy and he goes, well,
(02:22):
do you you want me to He got his nightclub
and he's oh, he was going to a stop sign
and he said, well, I almost stopped, and the cop
got out his night stick and he started beating him
in the head and he said, now, do you want
me to stop? Or do you want me to almost stop?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's a pretty good way to It's a pretty good
way to show the difference. There.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Guy that tells jokes for a living, I sure nail
him sometimes it's Monday.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Thank you for the swing of things.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
But you want another guy like this? This guy here,
another bonehead. He's seventy year old. Guy. I cannot pronounce
either one of his names or the town he lives in,
but it's in Italy. He's completely blind puma. For fifty
three years he has collected over one million in disability.
Turns out not blind at all. Okay, fifty three years.
(03:12):
He's scamming the Italian government. Uh, they wont two hundred
thousand up front right now in back taxas, not dimension
anything else they can collect from him. You know, they're
putting leans on everything a guy owned. So okay, he yeah,
They have video of him doing all kinds of stuff.
You know, he wasn't blind.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh, this is like the video of Ray Charles catching
the uh yeah, Ray Charles Stevie Wonder catching the microphone
stand that's falling. Yeah, there's if he did it for
fifty three years, assuming he started getting benefits when he
was eighteen, so he's seventy one right now. Right, Look,
(03:51):
if I had to put myself in that situation.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I would probably go fifty.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Three years of getting a million dollars from the government
and then at seventy one, Sure you want to put
me in prison?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, yeah, feed and clothed me from now on, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Now it's a retirement home that's.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Exactly probably cheaper. That's probably turned himself in. Oh let's
see what else did I see here? Uh? There was
a uh let's see Marie, this isn't a This isn't
a bonamed Marie Albstrom. She was driving home in her
car in Saskatchewan, Canada. America's hat by the way, it's Canada.
(04:27):
A fish broker windshield, they say, eagerly picked up a
fish out of the water and then dropped it in,
hit her windshield and broke he windshield.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Imagine explaining that to the insurance company as you like. No,
I was driving, not near a lake, near water, not
near a river. Now, I was just driving in Canada
and all of a sudden, my fish smash. Also, that
have to be a pretty good sized fish, lest it
fell from a great height.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
An awesome video. Here's Wendy the kitten. It caught a
mouse and they caught it on video and their security camera.
It dropped the mouse into a pot that was cooking dinner.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh disgusting.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
They did not see it until after dinner. No, they
were just checking in, like what's on the thing? Did
you know?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Then?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I want your opinion on this. They say that people
reach their emotional and mental peak. You want to guess
what age.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I would think, men, it probably hits in early late thirties,
early forties.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Sixty years old, or you before you start pulling it together.
I'm sixty seven of out to be sixty eight, and
I'm still a long way from either one of those. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But also it does seem like when did you really
start kind of pulling stuff together?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Though still hadn't.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That gives me hope.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That gives me hope that I've still got twenty years
before I have to be at my mental prime.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Had I had this I loved Mini Coopers, and I've
had three, but I had bought this huge one, and
it was it was already pretty ratty, and I was
having the worst day. I mean, I just remember everything
I touched just turned the shit. And I was going,
I'm just gonna go have a glass of tea at
(06:30):
the cafe and just kick back call of the day,
you know, late afternoon. There were very few people at
the cafe there, and I pull in and I walk in,
I'm having some tea, and this guy was standing there
and he goes, oh my god, this old woman just
backed into somebody's car. And whose car is at? I go,
I'd even look. I didn't even look up, i'd even
(06:51):
look outside. I just went, I know whose car it is.
It's my car. Sure enough, looked out there and this
two hundred year old woman dragging her car down the
side of my Mini. And the guy goes, you want
me to go after And I go and do what?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Scare?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
One hundred year old woman scroll it right there? And
I said, no, no, I deserve I deserve that. So
that's my I have not hit my emotional or mental peak.
At sixty, I can do I can fix a lot
of stuff, you know, and do cars and paint then
builds houses. I don't built a lot of junk. But
(07:29):
emotionally I'm still twelve, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
So I just you know, again, it's good to know
we have the science on our side at least.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Right how pretentious of it was it of me?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
The guests literally like the age range that I'm at
right now. I was like late thirties, early forties.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
But you're starting over and you're young at heart. Now
this will fit. Let's end with this, this will fit something.
Forty three percent of Americans would love a college redo
and just completely change your career. Now if you had
to redo it, if you had it to go over,
because you played college basketball, and obviously you wouldn't change
anything you've done very well. But what if you had
(08:10):
it to do over, what would you do? I mean,
what would have been your choice?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So I think if I so going back, First of all,
I'm surprised that number is only forty three percent.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I figure a lot of people would jump.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
At the opportunity to go relive there roaring twenties. If
I could go back and change it. So I originally
had a scholarship scholarship with UT Dallas and I was
going to go there, oh man, and we had some
we had some miscommunication between my family and the coaching staff. AKA,
(08:46):
they got a dude who was six' nine out Of
houston to sign with them. Unexpectedly so that's where my scholarship.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Went so at that you're.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Still you're six five and you played. It tell everybody
where you played and all.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
THAT i ended up at a LITTLE d three school
out In abilene. McMurray but that THAT Ut dallas was
like we had been locked in on it for about
a year and a half and then, UH i, decided
after they burned, Me i'm not gonna play. Basketball i'm.
Done AND i ended up with my best childhood. Friend
(09:21):
paid got it was accepted AT ut ended up had
all had, already you, know put down for the dorm
with him AND i were going to be, roommates and
then at the last, minute someone out at McMurray reached
out to, us and, AWESOME i turned my back on my.
Buddy he ended up going TO ut. Graduate he's a
state park ranger Now.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Texas, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah SO i think IF i could go, back him
AND i would have had quite a bit of fun
over In austin.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Together oh my, gosh you may Never, yeah you'd had
strictly fs that've been me because that's WHY i didn't even,
go BECAUSE i just KNEW i wasn't gonna study as
it's gonna park Part, yeah and that's what. Happened you.
KNOW i ended up roughnecking in seminole south Of, tech
AND i would go Over saturday. NIGHT i had Every
saturday night off AND i would go and party and
(10:10):
The pikes tried to rush, me AND i, go, DUDE
i don't even. WORK i don't go to school. Here
i'm working on ail rigs out. There and the guy,
goes you're here Every saturday. Night for a year and a,
HALF i was At Texas. Tech, uh BUT i drank and.
Partied this is WHAT i. Did and THEN i had
to go back to the oil rig and, uh there
was one opportunity to oil and gas THAT i actually applied,
(10:32):
for and, UH i WAS i was Twenty, GOD i was.
YOUNG i was twenty three, maybe and uh THEY i worked.
FOR i sold drill bits for dresser industries And dresser
was going Into russia and they they were furnishing all
the equipment In. Russia and the vice, PRESIDENT i MEAN
i told you, THIS i don't, know but the vice
(10:52):
president Of dresser was he was in charge of This
russian deal and he came to Our christmas party AND
i went over to him AND i, said, Man i've
been hearing about Your russian. Project and he, goes, oh
oh my, god do you want to? Go AND i, said,
WELL i don't. Know he, goes you literally live In.
Siberia you, know when you hear Those i'm going to
send you To. Siberia but you would live In. Siberia
(11:14):
but he, said, MAN i was twenty. Three he, said
if you take this, job and he, said, really you're
just doing, tech you're not actually doing. Anything we sold drill,
bits so they needed a drill bit guy that knew downhold,
stuff and that was. Me and he, said you would
end up In Dresser tower In houston within ten, years
where it might take you thirty the other way if
(11:35):
you ever got. There but he, said you do This
russian deal with. Me and he said are you? Married and,
No i'll never get. IT i, went, well, yeah it ain't.
NOTHING i couldn't get out of first, marriage you. Know
but and Then russia Invaded, afghanistan and then THE us
cut all The american companies. Off you know. That otherwise
(11:57):
i'd HAVE i ALMOST i would have took that. Job i'm.
Serious he, said in the, summer the rigs sink in the,
marsh and then in the winter that you can break steel.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Off but it Was.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Siberia but he, said you give me two you give
me two years there like in the. Military and he,
said when you come, Out i'll put you In Houston,
tower In Dresser tower And Houston and, MAN i don't.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Know i'm just imagining in another world where you're cruising Around,
siberia hanging out at, bars then shot the vodka With rushy.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
In in The. Milania we'd have had a good. Time
i'm Sure. Bolshevik, no it's.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
TRUE i hear there's More olga's Than milania's over.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
There, YEAH i think. So and back THEN i was
on a picky, anyways that would that would have been.
Good they wanted you get a big one and keep you.
Warm you crawl under him and keep you. Warm all,
right that's. Horrible let's get out of. Here
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