July 7, 2025 • 18 mins
Join Bama Brown and the Big Puma as they dive headfirst into a whirlwind of unbelievable headlines, nostalgic family stories, and brutally honest life advice. From a Scooby-Doo-clad burglar in Alabama to a mom who turned in her own son after recognizing him on the news, this episode is packed with jaw-dropping moments and hilarious commentary.
You’ll also hear:
You’ll also hear:
- The top five things parents say that kids definitely don’t want to hear anymore.
- A breakdown of the most popular online shopping platforms (spoiler: Etsy is bigger than you think).
- Money-saving hacks that actually work—from gaming your car insurance to squeezing every dollar out of your H-E-B app.
- A nostalgic and brutally funny story about Bama’s brother, a 500-pound bench-pressing football star with a report card full of D’s and a bowl full of Cheerios.
- A deep dive into the absurdity of modern credit scores and how to fight back.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, folks, Bama Brown with you in the Bam Brown Experience.
iHeart podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
We got thousands listening. Thank y'all so much. Appreciate it.
Well with a partner, He's the reason all the ladies
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professional basketball player.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You were with the Harlem gold Trotter. You did everything
like that.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, No, I was on I was on the team
with Dennis Rodman that went to North Korea.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I played in the ninety two Barcelona Olympics against the
Dream Team.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, all of all of that, Bama all of it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
If you enjoy that bullshit right there, then you're gonna
enjoy the Sports Cave his podcast, which is the number
one sports show in Central Texas for sure.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'll take that.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, at least in at least in the greater San
Antonio area. But wherever you get your podcast, just search
for the Sports Cave with the Biggest Puma.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I do appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Don't know her name they're looking for. She was in
Los Angeles. They handcuffed this drunk woman. She climbed over
the seat, cranked the t's drove the cop car off
as she's with the handcuffs on. Yeah, still got the
cuffs on and drove off with it. And they haven't
found the car, her nothing. They're looking for her and
a black and white L A p D. Don't you
know when that guy got home or got back to
(01:16):
the station u OUs for a cup car?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, well I would.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I think the thing that's gonna hurt him more is
not the price of the car he's going to have
to pay.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's the abuse he's got, the verbal abuse.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
He's gonna tell everybody, everybody right, here's.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
The steal your car with handcuffs on.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
With handcuffs on. Even uh Henderson, Kentucky, here was a kid.
He was breaking into cars. He was wearing a mask.
Uh and is uh they show his pictures on TV
and so I'm and his mom recognizes his eyes. He
calls the cops and turns him in. She got it,
she said, I want him down the right path. And
this is how it's gonna be. Can't just gonna just
(02:01):
slap on the wrist. I want him to understand there's consequences.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So I don't know. Mixed emotion.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, I was about to say, I'm split on that.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I want to instinctually say, uh, you don't rat out
family like that. But I also I understand if she's
it's probably not the first time.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
She's tried to absolutely yeah, she.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Probably feels like, look, this is I'm at my wits
and this is the last this is the last thing
I have that could potentially put him on the right path.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And she needs here's one more when she needs to
get a hold of this guy. This is in Duncanville, Alabama.
A guy he burglarized the quick stop there in Duncanville.
While they got him on all the film and everything,
He's wearing a Scooby Doo costume the whole time.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So to come up with something, you have to have
some kind of some kind of mask.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Why not have some.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Fun with it, you know?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I mean that's I mean, that's just asshole going, yeah, here, cop,
look at this.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
What I don't know, I'm imagining like like someone in
a Marvin the Martian costume or the Wiley Coyote Robs
the Robs the QT.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I guess if you're gonna do it, have a little
fun with it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
This is this part of this day. I like to
call you got to be shitting me. They have a tour.
The most popular tour right now New York City. You
you're not gonna believe this. The most popular tour in
New York City right now is called Garbage and Rats.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's a tour where they pay, they take.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You around and show you all the garbage piled up
and the rats eating the garbage.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Okay, this feels like this is this feels like a
you know, like a right wing fever dream where it's like,
I've heard New York City is so awful, I'm going
to go there and take a tour specifically to look
for the biggest piles of trash and the largest rats
I can find to justify my belief system.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Man, who's to say they're not wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
The number one tour in New York City, I mean
Statue of Liberty, you know, the We're the Twin Towers,
all the museums, everything, well everything, Garbage and Rats is
the number one.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's the same reason people watch NASCAR just for the
res I mean, you're you, you care about the actual driving,
You just want to see the bad part.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
As soon as that mayor gets out of jail, he
all to fix that.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You know, it's New York City as soon as one
mayor gets out of jail, the next one will go
in lesser up than the Chicago.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, oh Chicago. Wow. Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Here's five things that your kids don't want to hear
because you're you know, you yelled them, My dad yelled them,
I yelled them, everybody yells them.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Quit saying them, because kids are They're not going to
listen to you.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
When you say this number five, you better you're you're
better than that.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That doesn't work on nobody anymore. You're better than that.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
When I told that by my parents growing up, I
would literally, you're better than that. I would shoot back,
what if I'm not?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Mine was from sixteen candles when my mom would say,
you quit being a smart ass.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I go, okay, I'll be a dumbass.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
You know, take your pick.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I'll do whatever you.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Let's see how many times do I have to tell
you if you start one with that, they ain't listening
to you.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
They're like, nope, they'll condescending a way to start stop crying.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You're fine. They say that in this day and age,
that's you.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Know, they're sensitive. Kids are sensitive. Don't say that. Stop crying,
you're fine. Rub some dirt in it.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You tell what we had, just rub some door, run.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Along with it. I'll give you something to cry about.
That was my mom's favorite. I'll give you something to
cry about, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
And now wait till I give you something that actually
cry about.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
My brother played. When my brother played the University of Auburn,
he was a noseman. My brother was a five hundred
pound bench press when he was in college. And he's
three years older than me, and he was just mean shit.
I mean he's a mean guy and uh but strong
and seeking, you mean. And I remember my mom were
sitting there and ever in college in the South that
(06:24):
he's was talking to him and and he ended up
going to Auburn. She's I would die for you boys.
I mean she was yelling at us something we've done.
I would die for you boys. And my brother goes, well,
let's hope it doesn't come to that.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, again, you kind of set yourself up for a
response like that.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
How many times have to tell you?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Obviously one more than you think than you have stopped?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I remember my brother eating a big old jet throw
bowl of cheerios. He had a big old cereal bowl
and he was eating these cheerios, these big old arms.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I mean, he he's five hundred pound bench. He squatted
six thirty five or something. It was. It was just nuts.
He did ten time.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I watched he to do it twelve times, you know,
six hundred and thirty five. Anyway, he's eating his cheerios
and his report card come to the I don't know
why it came to the house or why she had
it or what the deal was. And he was like
a solid d all the way across. And I remember
her going with grades like this, you will never get
into college.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
And he's eating his cheerios and he goes. He left,
and she was like four feet tall. I mean, she
was tidy. And I just said, he can lift a motor.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It doesn't I think. And there were state champs at
high school. Shay's valley was state champs. Hey here, you know,
I mean there was just that whole group. We're just
professional athletes, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And I'm going to find ways to get him admitted
to college.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, and he and he played at Auburn and then
and then when on the coach high school players, and
Andre Risen was my brothers in high school. He had
ten guys go to play pro, had over one hundred
go to college playing football. He was a He was
a good coach and a good mentor for those guys,
but as shitty brother, I'm well, you I ain't gonna
(08:17):
give him credit for that. Let's see number two, if
you don't listen, you'll lose X, you'll lose your TV privileges,
that you lose it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
If you use a threat like that, they go, yeah,
they don't. You know, they'll find something else to do.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And the number one, the number one thing quit saying
to your kids because I said so, that's not gonna
That doesn't carry any weight with him in his day
and age.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
So you know, I'm surprised it's the uh, the old
I'm gonna give you a not so big a calf,
couldn't suck it.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I'm surprised that that will on a lot growing up too.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
And that didn't that didn't really do a do a
whole lot to prevent me from acting up. Yeah, the
the because I said so always it just shuts down
any It's like, well, okay, well you're wrong, you're not
explaining anything.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I gotta go to work.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
That was always mine. When one of them sort of
yelling at me. I go, well, we'll have to do
this tonight because I got to go to work.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
In other words, you're not you didn't do well, you
were not rich. I had to go to work at
the soap supermarket and off the market tonight. I got
nothing worth mopping the meat market every night, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And still going to high school. God, it sucked. It
sucked big time.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I just thought of that. I've had some bad jobs,
but I.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Every night.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I get out of school going sack groceries and then
that night, you know, we would stock some stuff and
then I'd have to mop the whole store. And then
before I left, it's usually before midnight. I had to
mop and clean the meat market and getting it ready.
Oh God, and it was nasty. Oh it's terrible. Odessa
(10:01):
slow death as we used to.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Call its country.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Oh yeah, when God's mad, God's toilet, That's what we
used to say.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Uh see, here's uh, here's five ways save some cash.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
If you're looking to do something it's interested.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Uh number five, they said, start checking out car insurance,
start pricing car insurance. And in all of these they
use the same philosophy. Start letting them know you're looking
and that that gives them a okay.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
So, uh, it's such a pain in the ass, but
you really do save a lot of money. Like we've
splitter three times and you know, seven six seven years
because it just it.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
The offers are there like noon either.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Uh, they say check your HGB apps. They're all kinds
of apps for chib to save money, and people just
don't look at it, you know, and so when you're
checking out, you can use them all.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
We went to each earlier this week, spent ninety nine
dollars on groceries and Steph between coupons she had pulled
in store ye out like you know, like eight nine dollars,
but she had twenty something dollars of coupons on the
HGB app. Yeah, so we walked out of there with
over thirty dollars in coupons on a ninety nine dollars bill.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That's that's what Jamie does. That's some smart So if
you're not doing that, you need to start doing that.
Today Series XM, Series XM. Just threatening to pull it,
just tell them I'm I'm leaving, I know, and they
will start negotiating and you can get it so much cheaper. Uh,
same thing with the cell phone, start cable, any any.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Of the the TV apps. Check your TV.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You may have twenty to twenty you may have twelve
to twenty different services for you know all that. Ever,
once Hulu and all that you're not use and check
and see what you're using.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
You be shocked how much you could say, cause you
know they don't have any all I got shitty shows.
They don't have the good ones. Uh and then.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Crossover like a lot of you know, the same show
available on five apps.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I mean, I mean how many. I went to the
movie the other day to see the Tom Cruise movie.
That's the first movie I've been to actual movie theater movie.
And when we walked out of there, Jamie said, we
just spent one hundred dollars on tickets and popcorn. One
hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
So that's that's a business plan. It's doomed. But you
got to see that movie on the big screen because
got Leiat rocks.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
So I want to see that one. And then the
new Formula one.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Movie because it was directed by the guy who directed
Top Gun Maverick right, and so.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I filmed a lot of it at CODA.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
They said, that's it filmed every single race in the
Formula One season.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Last year, Brad.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Pitt was at that location, so it makes it like
they got real footage every single race week.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I saw somewhere where he got the car up to
one hundred and ninety seven. He was trying to break
two hundred and don't you know the insurance guys this light.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Oh, just the infal pusher in the background. Yeah, he
was at CODA last week driving one of the exactly
wearing cars.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Just insane that they actually let him do that.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Because I remember when you remember Jason Priestley, the actor
Jason Priestley, when he crashed. He crashed at almost two
hundred miles an hour and they had to rebuild his face.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I mean, and he's still I mean, he's a good
look a guy. But you could see where he was,
you know, kind of boogered up. I mean it was good.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
There's still uh.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
You know Frankie moon Is. You remember Frankie.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
From racing for a while too.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
He's racing now.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
He drives in the uh I think it's a truck
division or maybe the ARC.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
No, I think it's trucks. Uh. He's not doing very well.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He's not really the best team, and he's thinking about quitting,
but he's still trying, you know, but he's he's got
a team that's not I mean, if they were smart,
they'd work that guy.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Into something nice.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And I was thinking you'd get a crowd to watch
somebody we all knew, you know. Finally, the number one
thing if you want to save some money is you
can go to the Annual.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Credit Report dot Com.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You can pull up your credit report and you'd be
amazed how many mistakes they've made on your credit. You
get it fixed, it doesn't cost you, it doesn't deem
you when you go to Annual Credit Report dot Com.
So it gives you all three of the credit reporting companies,
and then you can look and make sure you can't
getting jammed on some of that stuff so that it
can cost you some bucks, you know, interest rates, all
(14:34):
kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
So yeah, I I first of all, credit scores are
a Ponzi scheme. We can all agree on that it
shouldn't be so hard like I've had to contest stuff
with my credit score in the past, and it is. Again,
it shouldn't be so hard for the regular average consumer
(14:56):
to not get screwed by a lot of these things,
whether it's your.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Big scam ever, it's all.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
It's all. There's no set value or price for anything.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
It's all about how much of a fit are you
gonna throw before they actually been to your will or
at least compromise with you. But yeah, I wish I
had known about a single website like I was fighting
it individually through my you know, through my bank and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
And it's not always wrong, but they say, you'd be
surprised how many times it.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Is wrong, you know, and so just doesn't check it out.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
To check that out.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
All right, Well, let's get out of here one more.
I thought this was interesting. These were the number of
the five most popular purchasing sites, as you might think
they were, but the total people on there, this is
what kind of shocked me. H. Number five was Etsy
at fifty eighty six million people by from Etsy.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I didn't I've never bought from them. I don't know
anything about them. Really, Target had ninety six million.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Damn So Etsy all almost had as many as Target.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's surprising, isn't it. The numbers were really it's.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Like home crafted, yeah, you know, homemade stuff, right.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I couldn't have thought. I mean, I knew it was big,
but not not that big. Uh Target big.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
eBay one hundred and six And remember with Target, to
go back to Target. Uh, people still go and shop
there a lot, you know, I mean, so it's not
just online.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Their regular sales are rocking.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
But eBay was one hundred and six million. People are
still buying eBay. But guy Lee, you can get ripped
off on eBay, so quick.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Man alive.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Walmart, I don't know why Walmart was.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's ninety six million, but I don't know why it
was ahead of eBay, but it was.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And of course people still buy from Walmart, walk in
the doors, you know, in Walmart. But ninety six million
buy online. But of course, as you would expect Amazon.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
You're ready for this. Two hundred and fifty five million people.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I remember, God, two hundred fift there's three hundred million
people in this country.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
There's two hundred fifty five million around the world. Buy
for man.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
One sixteenth of the world population.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Buys from one company.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And that guy he is he's supposedly going to be
the first trillionaire.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
They say, I don't rented the entire city of Venice
for his wedding, so he must. I think I heard
him say it was going to cost him like twenty
four twenty five million dollars total for this wedding, and
the comparison to that is like if you make one
hundred thousand dollars, that's like five dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Now here's the thing about that too, Humah, I know
you didn't go. I didn't even send the thing back.
I didn't even send him get him a gift or anything.
That's how I just I was like, no, I'm not
going to that, and I'm not even gonna send a thing,
you know.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I sent it back and said I'll be having the
Sea Bass just.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
So just the way, run up that tab a little
bit my part. You canna have the Sea Bass, a
nice Mediterranean sea bash ship.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Let's get out of here on that with mister SeaBASS.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Y'all been listening, and it's your own fault to the
Bama Brown Express. You don't this isn't just on the radio.
You're spending the dial. This ship doesn't show up. You
gotta come and get this, so shame on you. You're
you got nobody blame but yourself.
Hey, folks, Bama Brown with you in the Bam Brown Experience.
iHeart podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
We got thousands listening. Thank y'all so much. Appreciate it.
Well with a partner, He's the reason all the ladies
of the list in the Big Puma, the big Cat
professional basketball player.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You were with the Harlem gold Trotter. You did everything
like that.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, No, I was on I was on the team
with Dennis Rodman that went to North Korea.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I played in the ninety two Barcelona Olympics against the
Dream Team.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, all of all of that, Bama all of it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
If you enjoy that bullshit right there, then you're gonna
enjoy the Sports Cave his podcast, which is the number
one sports show in Central Texas for sure.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'll take that.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, at least in at least in the greater San
Antonio area. But wherever you get your podcast, just search
for the Sports Cave with the Biggest Puma.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I do appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Don't know her name they're looking for. She was in
Los Angeles. They handcuffed this drunk woman. She climbed over
the seat, cranked the t's drove the cop car off
as she's with the handcuffs on. Yeah, still got the
cuffs on and drove off with it. And they haven't
found the car, her nothing. They're looking for her and
a black and white L A p D. Don't you
know when that guy got home or got back to
(01:16):
the station u OUs for a cup car?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, well I would.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I think the thing that's gonna hurt him more is
not the price of the car he's going to have
to pay.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's the abuse he's got, the verbal abuse.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
He's gonna tell everybody, everybody right, here's.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
The steal your car with handcuffs on.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
With handcuffs on. Even uh Henderson, Kentucky, here was a kid.
He was breaking into cars. He was wearing a mask.
Uh and is uh they show his pictures on TV
and so I'm and his mom recognizes his eyes. He
calls the cops and turns him in. She got it,
she said, I want him down the right path. And
this is how it's gonna be. Can't just gonna just
(02:01):
slap on the wrist. I want him to understand there's consequences.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So I don't know. Mixed emotion.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, I was about to say, I'm split on that.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I want to instinctually say, uh, you don't rat out
family like that. But I also I understand if she's
it's probably not the first time.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
She's tried to absolutely yeah, she.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Probably feels like, look, this is I'm at my wits
and this is the last this is the last thing
I have that could potentially put him on the right path.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And she needs here's one more when she needs to
get a hold of this guy. This is in Duncanville, Alabama.
A guy he burglarized the quick stop there in Duncanville.
While they got him on all the film and everything,
He's wearing a Scooby Doo costume the whole time.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So to come up with something, you have to have
some kind of some kind of mask.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Why not have some.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Fun with it, you know?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I mean that's I mean, that's just asshole going, yeah, here, cop,
look at this.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
What I don't know, I'm imagining like like someone in
a Marvin the Martian costume or the Wiley Coyote Robs
the Robs the QT.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I guess if you're gonna do it, have a little
fun with it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
This is this part of this day. I like to
call you got to be shitting me. They have a tour.
The most popular tour right now New York City. You
you're not gonna believe this. The most popular tour in
New York City right now is called Garbage and Rats.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's a tour where they pay, they take.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You around and show you all the garbage piled up
and the rats eating the garbage.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Okay, this feels like this is this feels like a
you know, like a right wing fever dream where it's like,
I've heard New York City is so awful, I'm going
to go there and take a tour specifically to look
for the biggest piles of trash and the largest rats
I can find to justify my belief system.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Man, who's to say they're not wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
The number one tour in New York City, I mean
Statue of Liberty, you know, the We're the Twin Towers,
all the museums, everything, well everything, Garbage and Rats is
the number one.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's the same reason people watch NASCAR just for the
res I mean, you're you, you care about the actual driving,
You just want to see the bad part.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
As soon as that mayor gets out of jail, he
all to fix that.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You know, it's New York City as soon as one
mayor gets out of jail, the next one will go
in lesser up than the Chicago.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, oh Chicago. Wow. Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Here's five things that your kids don't want to hear
because you're you know, you yelled them, My dad yelled them,
I yelled them, everybody yells them.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Quit saying them, because kids are They're not going to
listen to you.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
When you say this number five, you better you're you're
better than that.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That doesn't work on nobody anymore. You're better than that.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
When I told that by my parents growing up, I
would literally, you're better than that. I would shoot back,
what if I'm not?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Mine was from sixteen candles when my mom would say,
you quit being a smart ass.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I go, okay, I'll be a dumbass.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
You know, take your pick.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I'll do whatever you.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Let's see how many times do I have to tell
you if you start one with that, they ain't listening
to you.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
They're like, nope, they'll condescending a way to start stop crying.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You're fine. They say that in this day and age,
that's you.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Know, they're sensitive. Kids are sensitive. Don't say that. Stop crying,
you're fine. Rub some dirt in it.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You tell what we had, just rub some door, run.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Along with it. I'll give you something to cry about.
That was my mom's favorite. I'll give you something to
cry about, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
And now wait till I give you something that actually
cry about.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
My brother played. When my brother played the University of Auburn,
he was a noseman. My brother was a five hundred
pound bench press when he was in college. And he's
three years older than me, and he was just mean shit.
I mean he's a mean guy and uh but strong
and seeking, you mean. And I remember my mom were
sitting there and ever in college in the South that
(06:24):
he's was talking to him and and he ended up
going to Auburn. She's I would die for you boys.
I mean she was yelling at us something we've done.
I would die for you boys. And my brother goes, well,
let's hope it doesn't come to that.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, again, you kind of set yourself up for a
response like that.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
How many times have to tell you?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Obviously one more than you think than you have stopped?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I remember my brother eating a big old jet throw
bowl of cheerios. He had a big old cereal bowl
and he was eating these cheerios, these big old arms.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I mean, he he's five hundred pound bench. He squatted
six thirty five or something. It was. It was just nuts.
He did ten time.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I watched he to do it twelve times, you know,
six hundred and thirty five. Anyway, he's eating his cheerios
and his report card come to the I don't know
why it came to the house or why she had
it or what the deal was. And he was like
a solid d all the way across. And I remember
her going with grades like this, you will never get
into college.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
And he's eating his cheerios and he goes. He left,
and she was like four feet tall. I mean, she
was tidy. And I just said, he can lift a motor.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It doesn't I think. And there were state champs at
high school. Shay's valley was state champs. Hey here, you know,
I mean there was just that whole group. We're just
professional athletes, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And I'm going to find ways to get him admitted
to college.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, and he and he played at Auburn and then
and then when on the coach high school players, and
Andre Risen was my brothers in high school. He had
ten guys go to play pro, had over one hundred
go to college playing football. He was a He was
a good coach and a good mentor for those guys,
but as shitty brother, I'm well, you I ain't gonna
(08:17):
give him credit for that. Let's see number two, if
you don't listen, you'll lose X, you'll lose your TV privileges,
that you lose it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
If you use a threat like that, they go, yeah,
they don't. You know, they'll find something else to do.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And the number one, the number one thing quit saying
to your kids because I said so, that's not gonna
That doesn't carry any weight with him in his day
and age.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
So you know, I'm surprised it's the uh, the old
I'm gonna give you a not so big a calf,
couldn't suck it.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I'm surprised that that will on a lot growing up too.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
And that didn't that didn't really do a do a
whole lot to prevent me from acting up. Yeah, the
the because I said so always it just shuts down
any It's like, well, okay, well you're wrong, you're not
explaining anything.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I gotta go to work.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
That was always mine. When one of them sort of
yelling at me. I go, well, we'll have to do
this tonight because I got to go to work.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
In other words, you're not you didn't do well, you
were not rich. I had to go to work at
the soap supermarket and off the market tonight. I got
nothing worth mopping the meat market every night, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And still going to high school. God, it sucked. It
sucked big time.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I just thought of that. I've had some bad jobs,
but I.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Every night.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I get out of school going sack groceries and then
that night, you know, we would stock some stuff and
then I'd have to mop the whole store. And then
before I left, it's usually before midnight. I had to
mop and clean the meat market and getting it ready.
Oh God, and it was nasty. Oh it's terrible. Odessa
(10:01):
slow death as we used to.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Call its country.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Oh yeah, when God's mad, God's toilet, That's what we
used to say.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Uh see, here's uh, here's five ways save some cash.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
If you're looking to do something it's interested.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Uh number five, they said, start checking out car insurance,
start pricing car insurance. And in all of these they
use the same philosophy. Start letting them know you're looking
and that that gives them a okay.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
So, uh, it's such a pain in the ass, but
you really do save a lot of money. Like we've
splitter three times and you know, seven six seven years
because it just it.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
The offers are there like noon either.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Uh, they say check your HGB apps. They're all kinds
of apps for chib to save money, and people just
don't look at it, you know, and so when you're
checking out, you can use them all.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
We went to each earlier this week, spent ninety nine
dollars on groceries and Steph between coupons she had pulled
in store ye out like you know, like eight nine dollars,
but she had twenty something dollars of coupons on the
HGB app. Yeah, so we walked out of there with
over thirty dollars in coupons on a ninety nine dollars bill.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That's that's what Jamie does. That's some smart So if
you're not doing that, you need to start doing that.
Today Series XM, Series XM. Just threatening to pull it,
just tell them I'm I'm leaving, I know, and they
will start negotiating and you can get it so much cheaper. Uh,
same thing with the cell phone, start cable, any any.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Of the the TV apps. Check your TV.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You may have twenty to twenty you may have twelve
to twenty different services for you know all that. Ever,
once Hulu and all that you're not use and check
and see what you're using.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
You be shocked how much you could say, cause you
know they don't have any all I got shitty shows.
They don't have the good ones. Uh and then.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Crossover like a lot of you know, the same show
available on five apps.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I mean, I mean how many. I went to the
movie the other day to see the Tom Cruise movie.
That's the first movie I've been to actual movie theater movie.
And when we walked out of there, Jamie said, we
just spent one hundred dollars on tickets and popcorn. One
hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
So that's that's a business plan. It's doomed. But you
got to see that movie on the big screen because
got Leiat rocks.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
So I want to see that one. And then the
new Formula one.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Movie because it was directed by the guy who directed
Top Gun Maverick right, and so.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I filmed a lot of it at CODA.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
They said, that's it filmed every single race in the
Formula One season.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Last year, Brad.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Pitt was at that location, so it makes it like
they got real footage every single race week.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I saw somewhere where he got the car up to
one hundred and ninety seven. He was trying to break
two hundred and don't you know the insurance guys this light.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Oh, just the infal pusher in the background. Yeah, he
was at CODA last week driving one of the exactly
wearing cars.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Just insane that they actually let him do that.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Because I remember when you remember Jason Priestley, the actor
Jason Priestley, when he crashed. He crashed at almost two
hundred miles an hour and they had to rebuild his face.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I mean, and he's still I mean, he's a good
look a guy. But you could see where he was,
you know, kind of boogered up. I mean it was good.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
There's still uh.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
You know Frankie moon Is. You remember Frankie.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
From racing for a while too.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
He's racing now.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
He drives in the uh I think it's a truck
division or maybe the ARC.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
No, I think it's trucks. Uh. He's not doing very well.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He's not really the best team, and he's thinking about quitting,
but he's still trying, you know, but he's he's got
a team that's not I mean, if they were smart,
they'd work that guy.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Into something nice.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And I was thinking you'd get a crowd to watch
somebody we all knew, you know. Finally, the number one
thing if you want to save some money is you
can go to the Annual.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Credit Report dot Com.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You can pull up your credit report and you'd be
amazed how many mistakes they've made on your credit. You
get it fixed, it doesn't cost you, it doesn't deem
you when you go to Annual Credit Report dot Com.
So it gives you all three of the credit reporting companies,
and then you can look and make sure you can't
getting jammed on some of that stuff so that it
can cost you some bucks, you know, interest rates, all
(14:34):
kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
So yeah, I I first of all, credit scores are
a Ponzi scheme. We can all agree on that it
shouldn't be so hard like I've had to contest stuff
with my credit score in the past, and it is. Again,
it shouldn't be so hard for the regular average consumer
(14:56):
to not get screwed by a lot of these things,
whether it's your.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Big scam ever, it's all.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
It's all. There's no set value or price for anything.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
It's all about how much of a fit are you
gonna throw before they actually been to your will or
at least compromise with you. But yeah, I wish I
had known about a single website like I was fighting
it individually through my you know, through my bank and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
And it's not always wrong, but they say, you'd be
surprised how many times it.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Is wrong, you know, and so just doesn't check it out.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
To check that out.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
All right, Well, let's get out of here one more.
I thought this was interesting. These were the number of
the five most popular purchasing sites, as you might think
they were, but the total people on there, this is
what kind of shocked me. H. Number five was Etsy
at fifty eighty six million people by from Etsy.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I didn't I've never bought from them. I don't know
anything about them. Really, Target had ninety six million.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Damn So Etsy all almost had as many as Target.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's surprising, isn't it. The numbers were really it's.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Like home crafted, yeah, you know, homemade stuff, right.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I couldn't have thought. I mean, I knew it was big,
but not not that big. Uh Target big.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
eBay one hundred and six And remember with Target, to
go back to Target. Uh, people still go and shop
there a lot, you know, I mean, so it's not
just online.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Their regular sales are rocking.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
But eBay was one hundred and six million. People are
still buying eBay. But guy Lee, you can get ripped
off on eBay, so quick.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Man alive.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Walmart, I don't know why Walmart was.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's ninety six million, but I don't know why it
was ahead of eBay, but it was.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And of course people still buy from Walmart, walk in
the doors, you know, in Walmart. But ninety six million
buy online. But of course, as you would expect Amazon.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
You're ready for this. Two hundred and fifty five million people.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I remember, God, two hundred fift there's three hundred million
people in this country.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
There's two hundred fifty five million around the world. Buy
for man.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
One sixteenth of the world population.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Buys from one company.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And that guy he is he's supposedly going to be
the first trillionaire.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
They say, I don't rented the entire city of Venice
for his wedding, so he must. I think I heard
him say it was going to cost him like twenty
four twenty five million dollars total for this wedding, and
the comparison to that is like if you make one
hundred thousand dollars, that's like five dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Now here's the thing about that too, Humah, I know
you didn't go. I didn't even send the thing back.
I didn't even send him get him a gift or anything.
That's how I just I was like, no, I'm not
going to that, and I'm not even gonna send a thing,
you know.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I sent it back and said I'll be having the
Sea Bass just.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
So just the way, run up that tab a little
bit my part. You canna have the Sea Bass, a
nice Mediterranean sea bash ship.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Let's get out of here on that with mister SeaBASS.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Y'all been listening, and it's your own fault to the
Bama Brown Express. You don't this isn't just on the radio.
You're spending the dial. This ship doesn't show up. You
gotta come and get this, so shame on you. You're
you got nobody blame but yourself.
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