December 10, 2025 • 10 mins
What would you say if an alien mothership showed up tomorrow and asked, ‘May I meet you?’ That’s just one of the wild questions Bama Brown and Puma tackle in this episode of The Bama Brown Experience. From Elon Musk’s eyebrow-raising prediction about an object hurtling toward Earth to billionaire Bill Ackman’s surprisingly simple (and hilariously awkward) pickup line, this episode is packed with laughs, jaw-dropping stories, and a few moments that will make you say, “Only on this show.”
You’ll hear:
You’ll hear:
- Neighborhood tales and near-midnight adventures in East San Antonio.
- The Amelia Earhart mystery update—why the search for her plane is delayed yet again.
- Alien speculation meets dating advice—because apparently, “May I meet you?” works for billionaires and extraterrestrials alike.
- A Guinness World Record that’ll make you cringe: 81 matches stuffed into a nostril.
- Christmas chaos and nostalgia, including a shocking kitten story that explains a lot about Bama’s sense of humor.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, everybody, Bama Brown. Within the Bama Brown experience, I
heard podcast Network, thank you for listening along with Sam
big Cat. I already ever say your real name and sam.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
My wheels off a little. I looked around like like
someone was calling, like this is like told me to
stop doing something.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Whoma's gotta got a lot of credit issues. He didn't
like his real name.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Usual I need, I need to keep that low key.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
He's got a few go by his house or was
a mailbox with a wheels a carwheel and his mailbox,
and so he can roll and get and go out
in the middle of the night if he needs to.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
My level of transparency, I used to have a partner
on the radio that would literally give out my address
because I was selling parking for any Alamodome event.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I had no issue with people knowing just about damn
near anything about.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Sam lives in h I said it again, Poopa lives
in over the east side of Todyo, which is a
is a coming area. Now they go, but for years
I remember we went to see Elton and Billy Joel
that time at the Alamodome, and we're coming back and
we stopped at a red light at midnight, and the
motorcycle cop Sandonio. Motorcycle cop pulled up beside us and goes,
(01:14):
don't stop, keep moving, do not stop, just keep going.
Go what's the red light? He goes, get to the
interstate and get out of his neighborhood. Way over blown.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You're you're fine, trust me, you're fine as long as
you're not interrupting the local uh business trade. Uh in
the area.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You're fine. Yeah, you're there buying weed. You're gonna be fine.
I had uh who was the comedian, I can't remember
who the guy was, and he said, you know, you're
in a bad neighborhood at an intersection at midnight. There's
a baby and a diaper on this corner.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's usually a bad sign. Yeah, that's usually a sign. Uh,
you might need to you might need to move along. Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Two stories would follow up on number one, the Amelia
Earhart story. They were supposed to have in November find
the plane in the University of Purdue University. They put
it off the next year because they said there was
storms and they were afraid. They didn't want to invest
what money they do have. Get out there. It's a
dozen people divers and experts and recovery, and they didn't
(02:19):
want to get out there, spend that kind of dough
and then have a storm. Just you know, it's been
there since the war, before the war thirty seven, I think,
so nineteen thirty seven. They don't want to, you know,
say we got time.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Real, Okay, that's another year and exactly fundraise for another
year exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yes, that might have been what this was about. You know,
they probably never planned and this was just something to
fill in. Elon Musk said that there's an object hurling
through space towards Earth December nineteenth, that may or may
that's when it's going to come by Earth with its
doors locked. I'm sure if they watched the news up
there anyway, he said it could be the space mothership
(02:59):
for aliens. Alien mothership is what So apparently Elon is
now just finally gone off the DPN there.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Look, I'll believe it. I'm open at this point in
our simulation. I'm open to any kind of outcome. You
could tell me an alien mothership is going to arrive
December nineteenth, and I'd say, sure, why not.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's a good thing about the last four years. And
let me point out. The only good thing is nothing
shocks you anymore. Whenever you hear something, you go, no kidding.
You don't say you know ten fifteen years ago, you're
going you got to be kidding me. Now it's like, yeah,
that's not sorry. This is a I hate this guy,
Bill Ackman. Now you may not know Bill. Bill is
(03:42):
a billionaire, though he's one of the low key billionaires,
and he's trying to he's trying to get out there.
So they said, what is your number one pickup line?
He's a single guy. It chases a lot of women.
And he says, you can be very casual, you can
be not threatening, and you can walk up to a
beautiful woman and say, may I meet you? And he
(04:04):
said that's the line you use, may I meet you?
And he said that's an imitation to them to go,
I'm with someone. It's non threatening, it's free. And they said,
what's your second and he said, my second pickup line
is I'm gonna be I about.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
To say, I swear to you I was gonna say.
His second line is not just I'm a billionaire, it's
I have ten billion dollars million dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Right now, we're flown on a private jet.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Where would you like to go than you tell me that. Look,
I don't think I ever need to take relationship advice
from a hedge fund manager, but if I would, I
would suggest The lines that work for Bill Lackman probably
work more because of the second line than the first line.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna start out. I'm gonna try it. I'm
gonna go a little low and go like when I'm
at home depot and go up to one of the clerks,
guy or a woman. May I meet you and just
see see how that goes.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's such a that's such a like. Even just hearing
that out loud, that sounds like that sounds like what
the aliens on December nineteenth will say to other humans,
like may I meet you?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Like me?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It sounds very cold and robotic and saying.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I just had delivery. You know, of course, if you're
in a ten thousand dollars suit, probably when you say that,
they can you know you're at an apron that depot,
you know, may I meet you? How about just load
his cabinet or something else, which I did, my good deed.
You'd be so proud of man. I was at home
depot the other day and this guy had bought I
(05:41):
don't know, ten sheets of plywood by himself, and I
had some Tubai hors load. I had nothing there, but
I was right by and he walks out and he's
got the thing full of He's got ten sheets his plywood,
and I go, I turned, I walk over to him.
I said, come on, let's get this. He actually did
the air he went and then I said, oh on,
(06:02):
we got this, and he's like, dude, and I said,
Merry Christmas. My that's my good deed for the year
right there. But if you didn't help a guy, you waited.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Until the twelfth month of the year, but you finally
did your good deed.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
For the wind to close, I said, would you sign
this community service card? I'll fill in the hours. I
just need you to just put your name on.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
And before Santa's Naughty List was published, like you just
from right by it, right under the deadline.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I can promise you, Santa, I ain't checking that list
as close as you think, because I've gotten hit that
I certainly didn't deserve. Uh. Here's a Swedish guy, uh Martin,
my brethren, Yeah, this you can relate to this. He's
forty two years old. Uh, he set a record for
a Guinness Book of stuffing eighty one matches in his nostril. WHOA,
(06:55):
I don't know if that's both nostrils were just I'd
have to be, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Let's be honest, what else are you doing in Sweden
in early December? You're trying to stay warm with by
lighting fires.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Eighty matches in your nose.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Trying to find a way to entertain yourself. Like what
if I shoved them in a in a bodily orifice? Okay,
how about a nose? How about nostrils?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I thought this was a pretty cool story. They put
together a Christmas mural in London. Uh, and they did
it in a neighborhood on a on a wall. It
was supposed to be had Ai created, you know, so
it was supposed to be really pretty and it turned
out it's like a horror movie and scaring the kids
and everything. We went the wrong way. And they're complaining
(07:41):
and the guy goes, oh, we've already paid for it.
We're not taking it down, so.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I must do a justification of Look, we've already paid
for it. It's not we can't change it.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
We're sticking with it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, that sounds like that's what my dad used to
tell The is like we've already you've already bought it.
We've made the decision, like you got to wear the
stupid jacket.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
We bought crying and have fun et get over December
dadd Like we would be going to Mamma's house and
Dad had like that pipe and then you're just pressed
against the glass, going I can't breathe it to a
pack of day habit. I was like eight years old.
From my dad's pipe. How you're doing, man down. He
(08:25):
could reach it no matter where you were in the buick.
You had a buick wildcat, and no matter where you
were at he could get to you. He get that
hand slept. I had it. This is I'm gonna tell
this and my dad so we had kittens, had a
kitten and I had it in a shoe box. I
snuck it in there. I'm gonna take you to mamma Holl's.
I put in his shoe box and it got sick.
(08:46):
We're going down the road. This is a horrible story.
But my dad was a farmer, so maybe that helps.
But maybe this helps. He's in his wildcat we're going
down the highway and he goes, was that God, that
was that smell? And he's looking at the back and
he sees the shoe box and I've got the lid
off because I forgot the punch of holes. You know,
(09:07):
I got the cat's carsick. He reaches in, grabs a kitten,
rolls the window down, out the window, there goes the kitten. Okay,
So if I'm screwed up, maybe some of the you know,
maybe I get a little something from you here on this,
because if.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You ever, if you ever want to trace the origins
of the sense of humor here after the.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Tower shooting, there'll be a guy on seeing end going now,
this is a story. That is one of the reasons
he did this.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
You know, there were there were signs he was.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
A quiet man. At least they won't say that about me.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
They won't have that to say.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Ell he teased about it on but he was.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Pretty open and transparent about what And the guy that's
on there with him as the guy we have custody,
he was all the way.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
He thought it was great. He was like and then
you know, am on. Here's a list of names. If
you're gonna you're gonna get somebody. Oh, I got a
list of names. I gotta kill list. St worry, all right,
I don't have a kill list, of course, not that
that would be really twisted.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
But because you had to see you to see.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
The flight, kiddy, that's a terrible story. Oh it's Christmas time.
These one of the warm Christmas memories. All right, we'll
come back to morrow, dry harder, and make it better shows,
you know,
Hi, everybody, Bama Brown. Within the Bama Brown experience, I
heard podcast Network, thank you for listening along with Sam
big Cat. I already ever say your real name and sam.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
My wheels off a little. I looked around like like
someone was calling, like this is like told me to
stop doing something.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Whoma's gotta got a lot of credit issues. He didn't
like his real name.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Usual I need, I need to keep that low key.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
He's got a few go by his house or was
a mailbox with a wheels a carwheel and his mailbox,
and so he can roll and get and go out
in the middle of the night if he needs to.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
My level of transparency, I used to have a partner
on the radio that would literally give out my address
because I was selling parking for any Alamodome event.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I had no issue with people knowing just about damn
near anything about.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Sam lives in h I said it again, Poopa lives
in over the east side of Todyo, which is a
is a coming area. Now they go, but for years
I remember we went to see Elton and Billy Joel
that time at the Alamodome, and we're coming back and
we stopped at a red light at midnight, and the
motorcycle cop Sandonio. Motorcycle cop pulled up beside us and goes,
(01:14):
don't stop, keep moving, do not stop, just keep going.
Go what's the red light? He goes, get to the
interstate and get out of his neighborhood. Way over blown.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You're you're fine, trust me, you're fine as long as
you're not interrupting the local uh business trade. Uh in
the area.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You're fine. Yeah, you're there buying weed. You're gonna be fine.
I had uh who was the comedian, I can't remember
who the guy was, and he said, you know, you're
in a bad neighborhood at an intersection at midnight. There's
a baby and a diaper on this corner.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's usually a bad sign. Yeah, that's usually a sign. Uh,
you might need to you might need to move along. Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Two stories would follow up on number one, the Amelia
Earhart story. They were supposed to have in November find
the plane in the University of Purdue University. They put
it off the next year because they said there was
storms and they were afraid. They didn't want to invest
what money they do have. Get out there. It's a
dozen people divers and experts and recovery, and they didn't
(02:19):
want to get out there, spend that kind of dough
and then have a storm. Just you know, it's been
there since the war, before the war thirty seven, I think,
so nineteen thirty seven. They don't want to, you know,
say we got time.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Real, Okay, that's another year and exactly fundraise for another
year exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yes, that might have been what this was about. You know,
they probably never planned and this was just something to
fill in. Elon Musk said that there's an object hurling
through space towards Earth December nineteenth, that may or may
that's when it's going to come by Earth with its
doors locked. I'm sure if they watched the news up
there anyway, he said it could be the space mothership
(02:59):
for aliens. Alien mothership is what So apparently Elon is
now just finally gone off the DPN there.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Look, I'll believe it. I'm open at this point in
our simulation. I'm open to any kind of outcome. You
could tell me an alien mothership is going to arrive
December nineteenth, and I'd say, sure, why not.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's a good thing about the last four years. And
let me point out. The only good thing is nothing
shocks you anymore. Whenever you hear something, you go, no kidding.
You don't say you know ten fifteen years ago, you're
going you got to be kidding me. Now it's like, yeah,
that's not sorry. This is a I hate this guy,
Bill Ackman. Now you may not know Bill. Bill is
(03:42):
a billionaire, though he's one of the low key billionaires,
and he's trying to he's trying to get out there.
So they said, what is your number one pickup line?
He's a single guy. It chases a lot of women.
And he says, you can be very casual, you can
be not threatening, and you can walk up to a
beautiful woman and say, may I meet you? And he
(04:04):
said that's the line you use, may I meet you?
And he said that's an imitation to them to go,
I'm with someone. It's non threatening, it's free. And they said,
what's your second and he said, my second pickup line
is I'm gonna be I about.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
To say, I swear to you I was gonna say.
His second line is not just I'm a billionaire, it's
I have ten billion dollars million dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Right now, we're flown on a private jet.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Where would you like to go than you tell me that. Look,
I don't think I ever need to take relationship advice
from a hedge fund manager, but if I would, I
would suggest The lines that work for Bill Lackman probably
work more because of the second line than the first line.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna start out. I'm gonna try it. I'm
gonna go a little low and go like when I'm
at home depot and go up to one of the clerks,
guy or a woman. May I meet you and just
see see how that goes.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's such a that's such a like. Even just hearing
that out loud, that sounds like that sounds like what
the aliens on December nineteenth will say to other humans,
like may I meet you?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Like me?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It sounds very cold and robotic and saying.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I just had delivery. You know, of course, if you're
in a ten thousand dollars suit, probably when you say that,
they can you know you're at an apron that depot,
you know, may I meet you? How about just load
his cabinet or something else, which I did, my good deed.
You'd be so proud of man. I was at home
depot the other day and this guy had bought I
(05:41):
don't know, ten sheets of plywood by himself, and I
had some Tubai hors load. I had nothing there, but
I was right by and he walks out and he's
got the thing full of He's got ten sheets his plywood,
and I go, I turned, I walk over to him.
I said, come on, let's get this. He actually did
the air he went and then I said, oh on,
(06:02):
we got this, and he's like, dude, and I said,
Merry Christmas. My that's my good deed for the year
right there. But if you didn't help a guy, you waited.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Until the twelfth month of the year, but you finally
did your good deed.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
For the wind to close, I said, would you sign
this community service card? I'll fill in the hours. I
just need you to just put your name on.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
And before Santa's Naughty List was published, like you just
from right by it, right under the deadline.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I can promise you, Santa, I ain't checking that list
as close as you think, because I've gotten hit that
I certainly didn't deserve. Uh. Here's a Swedish guy, uh Martin,
my brethren, Yeah, this you can relate to this. He's
forty two years old. Uh, he set a record for
a Guinness Book of stuffing eighty one matches in his nostril. WHOA,
(06:55):
I don't know if that's both nostrils were just I'd
have to be, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Let's be honest, what else are you doing in Sweden
in early December? You're trying to stay warm with by
lighting fires.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Eighty matches in your nose.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Trying to find a way to entertain yourself. Like what
if I shoved them in a in a bodily orifice? Okay,
how about a nose? How about nostrils?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I thought this was a pretty cool story. They put
together a Christmas mural in London. Uh, and they did
it in a neighborhood on a on a wall. It
was supposed to be had Ai created, you know, so
it was supposed to be really pretty and it turned
out it's like a horror movie and scaring the kids
and everything. We went the wrong way. And they're complaining
(07:41):
and the guy goes, oh, we've already paid for it.
We're not taking it down, so.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I must do a justification of Look, we've already paid
for it. It's not we can't change it.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
We're sticking with it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, that sounds like that's what my dad used to
tell The is like we've already you've already bought it.
We've made the decision, like you got to wear the
stupid jacket.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
We bought crying and have fun et get over December
dadd Like we would be going to Mamma's house and
Dad had like that pipe and then you're just pressed
against the glass, going I can't breathe it to a
pack of day habit. I was like eight years old.
From my dad's pipe. How you're doing, man down. He
(08:25):
could reach it no matter where you were in the buick.
You had a buick wildcat, and no matter where you
were at he could get to you. He get that
hand slept. I had it. This is I'm gonna tell
this and my dad so we had kittens, had a
kitten and I had it in a shoe box. I
snuck it in there. I'm gonna take you to mamma Holl's.
I put in his shoe box and it got sick.
(08:46):
We're going down the road. This is a horrible story.
But my dad was a farmer, so maybe that helps.
But maybe this helps. He's in his wildcat we're going
down the highway and he goes, was that God, that
was that smell? And he's looking at the back and
he sees the shoe box and I've got the lid
off because I forgot the punch of holes. You know,
(09:07):
I got the cat's carsick. He reaches in, grabs a kitten,
rolls the window down, out the window, there goes the kitten. Okay,
So if I'm screwed up, maybe some of the you know,
maybe I get a little something from you here on this,
because if.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You ever, if you ever want to trace the origins
of the sense of humor here after the.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Tower shooting, there'll be a guy on seeing end going now,
this is a story. That is one of the reasons
he did this.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
You know, there were there were signs he was.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
A quiet man. At least they won't say that about me.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
They won't have that to say.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Ell he teased about it on but he was.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Pretty open and transparent about what And the guy that's
on there with him as the guy we have custody,
he was all the way.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
He thought it was great. He was like and then
you know, am on. Here's a list of names. If
you're gonna you're gonna get somebody. Oh, I got a
list of names. I gotta kill list. St worry, all right,
I don't have a kill list, of course, not that
that would be really twisted.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
But because you had to see you to see.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
The flight, kiddy, that's a terrible story. Oh it's Christmas time.
These one of the warm Christmas memories. All right, we'll
come back to morrow, dry harder, and make it better shows,
you know,
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