October 22, 2025 • 13 mins
Can a muffin really ruin your future? That’s the question that kicks off this hilariously unpredictable episode of The Bama Brown Experience. Bama and Puma dive headfirst into the absurdities of modern life—from poppy seed drug test fails to meth-fueled standoffs resolved with Dairy Queen Blizzards.
This episode is a rollercoaster of stories that blur the line between unbelievable and all-too-real. Puma shares a personal tale of mistaken drug use thanks to retirement home muffins, while Bama paints a vivid picture of a David Allan Coe concert gone sideways. The duo also tackles the bizarre lawsuit against LeBron James over a misleading retirement tease, and the ever-evolving chaos of baby name trends inspired by reality TV and cult movies.
Whether you're here for the laughs, the nostalgia, or just to hear Bama and Puma riff on the ridiculousness of life, this episode delivers. If you laughed, cringed, or nodded along, don’t keep it to yourself—subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who needs a dose of unfiltered real talk.
Find The Bama Brown Experience wherever you get your podcasts, and don’t forget to check out Puma’s Sports Cave for your weekly dose of sports wisdom (or nonsense).
This episode is a rollercoaster of stories that blur the line between unbelievable and all-too-real. Puma shares a personal tale of mistaken drug use thanks to retirement home muffins, while Bama paints a vivid picture of a David Allan Coe concert gone sideways. The duo also tackles the bizarre lawsuit against LeBron James over a misleading retirement tease, and the ever-evolving chaos of baby name trends inspired by reality TV and cult movies.
Whether you're here for the laughs, the nostalgia, or just to hear Bama and Puma riff on the ridiculousness of life, this episode delivers. If you laughed, cringed, or nodded along, don’t keep it to yourself—subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who needs a dose of unfiltered real talk.
Find The Bama Brown Experience wherever you get your podcasts, and don’t forget to check out Puma’s Sports Cave for your weekly dose of sports wisdom (or nonsense).
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, hey, everybody, it's Bama Brown within the Bama Brown experience.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now listen, let's get this straight up front. You don't
have to tell your friend or listen. Nobody knows.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We don't keep a list of names. It's our secret
that you're listening. Our thousands are listening. Thank you for money,
very much for that, but uh, nobody needs to know. Well,
just keep it amongst yourselves so that your friends don't know.
You're having fine and you have no class along and
speaking of no class, my partner, my my contract partner
in this whole operation.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
This was his idea.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
By the way, So if you look at somebody, blame
the Big Cat Puma along with the Sports Cave and
his his podcast actually is good.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So any boy, I don't know, I we uh, we don't.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
We don't keep a registry of our listeners either, similar
to this one. So feel free if you uh need to,
uh have to enjoy some sports talk unashamedly, come hang
out with us over on uh the Sports Cave with
the I Guess Puma anywhere you get your podcasts, just
search for that, appreciate it if you use that iHeart
(01:05):
app and make us look good with the company.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
But trust me, I understand.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
If you're using something else anywhere you get them, just
search us, come hang out with us.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
If you don't know anything about sports, you can listen
to one show of theirs and you will be caught
up with everything that's going on that week, so that
when you're with clients or whatever, it'll sound like you
know sports, you know, and you can fake your way
through it.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
There are some listeners that'll tell you you'll be dumber
after you listen to it, but uh, I know that.
Then we just wait for those We just wait for
those weekly picks to come rolling in to show that
we might actually know what the hell we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
There's a let's start out with I'm gonna call it
a bonehead, but it's one of those deals you hear
your whole life and.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You go, that's not true. It is true.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
A woman ade a Costco poppy seed muffin. She failed
a school man dated drug test. They just came in
and just rised drug tests. Did you do that that
happen to you?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
In high school? We had a we had a drug program.
If you were a if you were an athlete, you
had to take a had to take the old urine
analysis test.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And my buddy his.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Family ran the retirement home in my little hometown, so
they had you know, continental breakfasts laid out every morning
and had no idea the muffins we were eating, uh
were poppy seed, And so it got it was to
the point where they called both of our parents and
they were like, uh, we don't really there's no easy
(02:35):
way to say this, but uh, your son has tested
positive for heroin and it's.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Like what My mom literally was like, no, I.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Don't think that's the case. I don't think that's true.
And then like turns out it was just.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
A fraction over like what flags in the test.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
And so they they you know, brought me down because
they wanted to know, like where you from, who's the.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Exactly like you know, happiness is a warm gun.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I don't know what to tell. I like the Beatles,
but I don't like the drugs. And long story short,
they made me right down everything I had ingested in
the last twenty four hours and I was in three muffins.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
They like, what kind of MUFFINSS.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Like, I don't know, ask this dude's mom because they
were from his retire parents retirement home, and turns out
that was what both of us. Both of us flagged
on the test for I.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Think you're lying right now because you get long hair.
I can tell you, yeah that trust me that you
look like.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
It was really hard to h It was really hard
to dispel the stereotypes growing up.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Let me let me paint you a picture.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
If you if you looked at Puma, you would go,
I guys living in a van down there somewhere, you know,
and he's got he's got all kinds of drugs, weed
and everything. Now if you look at me, you go,
that guy's got did kids.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Buried under his house? I have that look.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I've got a real cooking meth in an r V
in the middle of the Yeah, you know, I feel
like I'm a.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Decent mix of George Harrison and David allen Coe. That's
pretty much. That's the crossroads there.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I am seated David allen Coe concert one time, no
Way Yeah in Austin and uh In the opening band
didn't show and they had a folk singer there.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Now, I don't know if you know much about David
allen Cole, but his.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Audience, his audience mixture of prison and biker folks you know,
which are all friends of mine.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
By way. Uh anyway, when.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I intro David allenkos I had to intro this this
folk singer, and I said, here's this guy, Uh, don't
hurt him, don't hit him with anything, and three songs
and he had to stop because people were throwing shit
at him from the crowd.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And then when David Allen came out, you know, everything
was fine.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
So what's the old? What's the old?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
David Allen lyric the biker steric cowboys who are laughing
at the hippies who were praying they'll get out of
here alive like that, just.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
A circle, a circle of white trash. And I hate
to admit it, I'm proud of it. I was right
in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
The iPhone thirteen is now four years old, and it's
the most common phone in Americans carry because they're slowing
down on buying those new trick phones. They're like, hey,
this thirteen's fine. The seventeen is out now. It sells
from anywhere from eight hundred to twelve hundred. The folks
are keeping their phones at least two and a half
(05:38):
years now.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
So that's the last time, last time I went into
a Verizon store to get a new cell phone.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
The kid there literally he was blown away.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
He's like he had never seen I had like a
it was like a Google Pixel three.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, And I was like, yeah, I need a new phone.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
This one's not cutting and he I handed it to
him like it was a Indiana Jones artifact.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Like he's, oh, no way, I've never seen one of
these in the wild.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I was like, what are you talking about. It's like,
I can't believe this still works.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I have a rule of three.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I go, I go won every three models, So like
I had the one, the four, and then I think
I have the seven now and I'll wait for the
ten if and when I upgrade.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I don't even know when I have my I get
the old ones and my daughter and herd Andrew Garcia,
you'll love this story, Andrew Garcia, And I bet you
know all about this. He's suing Lebron because Lebron's second decision.
He went ahead, he thought, and they played it like
it was gonna be Lebron's last season, so he paid
(06:46):
eight hundred dollars for premium seats. And then it turns
out this second decision was basically an ad for Hennessy.
Uh and he's Andrew's a big Lakers fan. So he's
now suing Lebron for fake false advertising.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I think he's also suing I think Draft Kings might
be involved as well, because they did they put out
a post a graphic on social media that said, you know,
Lebron retiring, and so, I mean, I think he might
have a decent case because.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
It does feel like they're.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You know, it was a total scam. I mean, it's
a total marketing.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Sam manipulation to drive the ticket prices higher. I just
don't know if there's enough of individual blame on Lebron,
but I think he has a good chance to maybe
get some money from you know, stub Hub, ticket Master
whoever he bought the tickets through, as well as the
you know, the Draft Kings. I think it was DraftKings,
whatever the corporate sponsor was. That played into the joke
(07:47):
with it.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That the only one name that they had done here
was was the Lebron name that I knew, you'd know
the whole story. That's that's just crazy and they shouldn't
do that. He shouldn't scam people.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Come on Lebron.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
How much money you gotta have? Uh, you want a bonehead,
I'm gonna call road. You know, here's a in Pullman Washington.
Elijah Reagan. Uh he started shooting fireworks off in his apartment.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Uh. He was all myth mythed up, as we like
to he methed up.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Anyway, the police, Uh, the police got after him and
chased him in his.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Car's apologizing for something up.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Ludicrous ludicrous he he. Uh he got in somehow involved
in the standoff with the police and then they got
him out of the standoff when he accepted a d
Q blizzard to put the standoff.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Okay, look, Pullman Washington has a soft spot in my
heart because of the old Washington State football team up there.
That absolutely sounds like someone I grew up with of getting, uh,
shooting fireworks off in your house because you're high on math,
and then and you get into a chase and a
standoff with cops and then you say, you know, if y'all,
(09:04):
if you boys could just get me a cookie, dough,
Oreo burrito or blizzard, I would, I would, I would,
we could put this all behind us.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I don't know the story, but I'd be willing to
bet everybody got one.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
All the cops everybody's you know, I guess that's what.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
But they're all standing around eating these deals. Well this
is a mess up. You missed that, but come on,
you know quit. Yeah that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Let's see. I'm looking here. What else have we got?
The top baby names? How are well on time? We've
got on time?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
We got one more time? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Uh top baby names because of the Showgirls movie. Uh,
Ophelia and Honey are probably going to be the top
names for the year.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Uh, Marcella and.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Rinses. I don't know about that. I didn't I don't
know what we're talking about there. Uh huh, rinses, rinses, rinses.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
It must be there's a lot them tied to movies,
all of the all every single one of those you
just listed.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Sounds like a stupid Game of Thrones character.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Uh, now you got the salt the Salt Lake. Remember
the marriage of the Salt Lake women that show with
this they were oh yeah, yeah, they're all married and
they're fighting all the time. Housewives of Salt Lake is
what it was. Bodi, Dottie Queenie in Scotland. Those are
(10:30):
gonna be big this year. And then uh uh Sincomni
faval Gwynn and Deuce. They say Deuce is gonna which
little Deuce Coop. I love Deuce.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I know, yeah, I don't mind Deuce.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
What happened to We need to return to the the
Old Testament, biblical names like Samuel and Daniel. Let's let's
get back to some level of normalcy there.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I like, I like, yeah, I'd like Deuce.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
But I always said if I had a kid, I
was gonna name him Didier, after my favorite soccer player,
so it would be this absolute white redneck kid named Didyer.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
My daughter alex My daughter alex uh her mother. This
was a good story. We'll tell you this guy here.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Uh her mother who we named her Alexandra, and she
was named from the Romanov, which she loved that deal,
you know, and Jamie just always thought that was a
pretty name. So we're sitting there and I don't even
know how it came up. We're all all three of
us sitting there, and she said, I was named after
the Romanov, and I go, no, you were named after
the girl in Flash Dance, alex You named her a
(11:51):
stripper that worked at a strip club that didn't strip.
They were always in a bathing site and they put
on a show.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It was like a Lazar size.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, but they nobody ever got naked.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And I said the place stayed open about an hour
and then they closed went out of business because there
were no naked women.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
That first lunch rush. They just closed up shop.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh, I think guys would rather see a whole show
with the water coming down and that's you know, the
flashy light.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I go, No, No, I don't think so they would.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
In fact, they would go without the first dance where
you've got clothes on.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It just goes straight to the naked. And let's get that.
I don't know much, but I know that whom I know.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, that's this is just science.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, what drives a majority of women having crazier is uh,
we men would take a less attractive dancer sure was
naked over a supermodel that was fully closed.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It's just like you went to M I T right
now for stripper if you want to know. But I
know two guys and know strippers like the back of
their hand.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
And that's really that didn't come out right. But you
know what I mean all right, well, we'll see the
one
Well, hey, everybody, it's Bama Brown within the Bama Brown experience.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now listen, let's get this straight up front. You don't
have to tell your friend or listen. Nobody knows.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We don't keep a list of names. It's our secret
that you're listening. Our thousands are listening. Thank you for money,
very much for that, but uh, nobody needs to know. Well,
just keep it amongst yourselves so that your friends don't know.
You're having fine and you have no class along and
speaking of no class, my partner, my my contract partner
in this whole operation.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
This was his idea.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
By the way, So if you look at somebody, blame
the Big Cat Puma along with the Sports Cave and
his his podcast actually is good.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So any boy, I don't know, I we uh, we don't.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
We don't keep a registry of our listeners either, similar
to this one. So feel free if you uh need to,
uh have to enjoy some sports talk unashamedly, come hang
out with us over on uh the Sports Cave with
the I Guess Puma anywhere you get your podcasts, just
search for that, appreciate it if you use that iHeart
(01:05):
app and make us look good with the company.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
But trust me, I understand.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
If you're using something else anywhere you get them, just
search us, come hang out with us.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
If you don't know anything about sports, you can listen
to one show of theirs and you will be caught
up with everything that's going on that week, so that
when you're with clients or whatever, it'll sound like you
know sports, you know, and you can fake your way
through it.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
There are some listeners that'll tell you you'll be dumber
after you listen to it, but uh, I know that.
Then we just wait for those We just wait for
those weekly picks to come rolling in to show that
we might actually know what the hell we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
There's a let's start out with I'm gonna call it
a bonehead, but it's one of those deals you hear
your whole life and.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You go, that's not true. It is true.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
A woman ade a Costco poppy seed muffin. She failed
a school man dated drug test. They just came in
and just rised drug tests. Did you do that that
happen to you?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
In high school? We had a we had a drug program.
If you were a if you were an athlete, you
had to take a had to take the old urine
analysis test.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And my buddy his.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Family ran the retirement home in my little hometown, so
they had you know, continental breakfasts laid out every morning
and had no idea the muffins we were eating, uh
were poppy seed, And so it got it was to
the point where they called both of our parents and
they were like, uh, we don't really there's no easy
(02:35):
way to say this, but uh, your son has tested
positive for heroin and it's.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Like what My mom literally was like, no, I.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Don't think that's the case. I don't think that's true.
And then like turns out it was just.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
A fraction over like what flags in the test.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
And so they they you know, brought me down because
they wanted to know, like where you from, who's the.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Exactly like you know, happiness is a warm gun.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I don't know what to tell. I like the Beatles,
but I don't like the drugs. And long story short,
they made me right down everything I had ingested in
the last twenty four hours and I was in three muffins.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
They like, what kind of MUFFINSS.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Like, I don't know, ask this dude's mom because they
were from his retire parents retirement home, and turns out
that was what both of us. Both of us flagged
on the test for I.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Think you're lying right now because you get long hair.
I can tell you, yeah that trust me that you
look like.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
It was really hard to h It was really hard
to dispel the stereotypes growing up.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Let me let me paint you a picture.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
If you if you looked at Puma, you would go,
I guys living in a van down there somewhere, you know,
and he's got he's got all kinds of drugs, weed
and everything. Now if you look at me, you go,
that guy's got did kids.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Buried under his house? I have that look.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I've got a real cooking meth in an r V
in the middle of the Yeah, you know, I feel
like I'm a.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Decent mix of George Harrison and David allen Coe. That's
pretty much. That's the crossroads there.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I am seated David allen Coe concert one time, no
Way Yeah in Austin and uh In the opening band
didn't show and they had a folk singer there.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Now, I don't know if you know much about David
allen Cole, but his.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Audience, his audience mixture of prison and biker folks you know,
which are all friends of mine.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
By way. Uh anyway, when.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I intro David allenkos I had to intro this this
folk singer, and I said, here's this guy, Uh, don't
hurt him, don't hit him with anything, and three songs
and he had to stop because people were throwing shit
at him from the crowd.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And then when David Allen came out, you know, everything
was fine.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
So what's the old? What's the old?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
David Allen lyric the biker steric cowboys who are laughing
at the hippies who were praying they'll get out of
here alive like that, just.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
A circle, a circle of white trash. And I hate
to admit it, I'm proud of it. I was right
in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
The iPhone thirteen is now four years old, and it's
the most common phone in Americans carry because they're slowing
down on buying those new trick phones. They're like, hey,
this thirteen's fine. The seventeen is out now. It sells
from anywhere from eight hundred to twelve hundred. The folks
are keeping their phones at least two and a half
(05:38):
years now.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
So that's the last time, last time I went into
a Verizon store to get a new cell phone.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
The kid there literally he was blown away.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
He's like he had never seen I had like a
it was like a Google Pixel three.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, And I was like, yeah, I need a new phone.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
This one's not cutting and he I handed it to
him like it was a Indiana Jones artifact.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Like he's, oh, no way, I've never seen one of
these in the wild.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I was like, what are you talking about. It's like,
I can't believe this still works.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I have a rule of three.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I go, I go won every three models, So like
I had the one, the four, and then I think
I have the seven now and I'll wait for the
ten if and when I upgrade.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I don't even know when I have my I get
the old ones and my daughter and herd Andrew Garcia,
you'll love this story, Andrew Garcia, And I bet you
know all about this. He's suing Lebron because Lebron's second decision.
He went ahead, he thought, and they played it like
it was gonna be Lebron's last season, so he paid
(06:46):
eight hundred dollars for premium seats. And then it turns
out this second decision was basically an ad for Hennessy.
Uh and he's Andrew's a big Lakers fan. So he's
now suing Lebron for fake false advertising.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I think he's also suing I think Draft Kings might
be involved as well, because they did they put out
a post a graphic on social media that said, you know,
Lebron retiring, and so, I mean, I think he might
have a decent case because.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
It does feel like they're.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You know, it was a total scam. I mean, it's
a total marketing.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Sam manipulation to drive the ticket prices higher. I just
don't know if there's enough of individual blame on Lebron,
but I think he has a good chance to maybe
get some money from you know, stub Hub, ticket Master
whoever he bought the tickets through, as well as the
you know, the Draft Kings. I think it was DraftKings,
whatever the corporate sponsor was. That played into the joke
(07:47):
with it.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That the only one name that they had done here
was was the Lebron name that I knew, you'd know
the whole story. That's that's just crazy and they shouldn't
do that. He shouldn't scam people.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Come on Lebron.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
How much money you gotta have? Uh, you want a bonehead,
I'm gonna call road. You know, here's a in Pullman Washington.
Elijah Reagan. Uh he started shooting fireworks off in his apartment.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Uh. He was all myth mythed up, as we like
to he methed up.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Anyway, the police, Uh, the police got after him and
chased him in his.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Car's apologizing for something up.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Ludicrous ludicrous he he. Uh he got in somehow involved
in the standoff with the police and then they got
him out of the standoff when he accepted a d
Q blizzard to put the standoff.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Okay, look, Pullman Washington has a soft spot in my
heart because of the old Washington State football team up there.
That absolutely sounds like someone I grew up with of getting, uh,
shooting fireworks off in your house because you're high on math,
and then and you get into a chase and a
standoff with cops and then you say, you know, if y'all,
(09:04):
if you boys could just get me a cookie, dough,
Oreo burrito or blizzard, I would, I would, I would,
we could put this all behind us.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I don't know the story, but I'd be willing to
bet everybody got one.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
All the cops everybody's you know, I guess that's what.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
But they're all standing around eating these deals. Well this
is a mess up. You missed that, but come on,
you know quit. Yeah that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Let's see. I'm looking here. What else have we got?
The top baby names? How are well on time? We've
got on time?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
We got one more time? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Uh top baby names because of the Showgirls movie. Uh,
Ophelia and Honey are probably going to be the top
names for the year.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Uh, Marcella and.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Rinses. I don't know about that. I didn't I don't
know what we're talking about there. Uh huh, rinses, rinses, rinses.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
It must be there's a lot them tied to movies,
all of the all every single one of those you
just listed.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Sounds like a stupid Game of Thrones character.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Uh, now you got the salt the Salt Lake. Remember
the marriage of the Salt Lake women that show with
this they were oh yeah, yeah, they're all married and
they're fighting all the time. Housewives of Salt Lake is
what it was. Bodi, Dottie Queenie in Scotland. Those are
(10:30):
gonna be big this year. And then uh uh Sincomni
faval Gwynn and Deuce. They say Deuce is gonna which
little Deuce Coop. I love Deuce.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I know, yeah, I don't mind Deuce.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
What happened to We need to return to the the
Old Testament, biblical names like Samuel and Daniel. Let's let's
get back to some level of normalcy there.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I like, I like, yeah, I'd like Deuce.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
But I always said if I had a kid, I
was gonna name him Didier, after my favorite soccer player,
so it would be this absolute white redneck kid named Didyer.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
My daughter alex My daughter alex uh her mother. This
was a good story. We'll tell you this guy here.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Uh her mother who we named her Alexandra, and she
was named from the Romanov, which she loved that deal,
you know, and Jamie just always thought that was a
pretty name. So we're sitting there and I don't even
know how it came up. We're all all three of
us sitting there, and she said, I was named after
the Romanov, and I go, no, you were named after
the girl in Flash Dance, alex You named her a
(11:51):
stripper that worked at a strip club that didn't strip.
They were always in a bathing site and they put
on a show.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It was like a Lazar size.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, but they nobody ever got naked.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And I said the place stayed open about an hour
and then they closed went out of business because there
were no naked women.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
That first lunch rush. They just closed up shop.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh, I think guys would rather see a whole show
with the water coming down and that's you know, the
flashy light.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I go, No, No, I don't think so they would.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
In fact, they would go without the first dance where
you've got clothes on.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It just goes straight to the naked. And let's get that.
I don't know much, but I know that whom I know.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, that's this is just science.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, what drives a majority of women having crazier is uh,
we men would take a less attractive dancer sure was
naked over a supermodel that was fully closed.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It's just like you went to M I T right
now for stripper if you want to know. But I
know two guys and know strippers like the back of
their hand.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
And that's really that didn't come out right. But you
know what I mean all right, well, we'll see the
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