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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, folks, Bama Brown him. I'm hoping that you'll go
and listen to my partner to that, my buddy with
the Sports Cave. You're live tonight, correct.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We are, you know, live back live on YouTube from
the broadcasting live from the northern hinterlands of San Antonio.
Here we are back at eight o'clock tonight at Sports
Cave live over on YouTube. Do that every Monday and Wednesdays.
But if you just need the audio version, I understand.
Anyway you get your podcast, just search for the Sports Cave.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
But the Biggestma whom and I've been working together now
going on six months, and we've had a lot of fun.
But that show he's got if you like sports Man,
that's that's the one everybody's enjoyed. If you're getting ready
to travel, I'm traveling sometime today. But if you're traveling
and you're gonna be gone, this is something they ask authorities,
(00:57):
you know, cops and everyone's what do you do for
if you traveling for the house, what are thieves looking for?
Package deliveries? If you've got a lot of package deliveries
stacking up, they're looking at that, they're watching for that.
That's one of the their newest ways. They can tell
if you're traveling and they're not only not only are
they porch pirates, but they're also you know, the folks
(01:19):
are going your house and broke and breaking to your house. Uh.
They said. Also if you could automatic do your lights
with the automatic deal, you know, with the phone, that's
smart because they don't know. Also, a park different just
in the weeks before, even in the month before, just
park your car and different places there at the house,
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you know, like in front of that way if it
and then sometimes parking inside, you know, so that they
don't know. They can't tell as they're casing around the
neighborhood what's going on. And they still say the number
one way people enter through the windows. Lock all your
windows before you go. People don't think about that, but
if they find an open window, open door, they don't
have to, you know, it's the check them quick and
(02:01):
if they're locked a lot of times they'll move on
to somebody that's easier, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
So yeah, you would get you nailed it there.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Just making yourself the hardest available target in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's like being it's like you don't have.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
To be fast You just have to be faster than
your friends when a bear is chasing you.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
One of the greatest says all time, Just faster than you.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, you don't have to build a fortress.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Just make your home a little harder than your neighbors
to break into, and I think you'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I wanted to do our first bonehead for the day,
Sam Thomas Sam here. He didn't like his neighbors and
they were always screwing up, messing up. So he called
nine to one one over the course of five years,
sixteen thousand times.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
WHOA, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Making it up? Called sixteeneen Petersburg this huh, sixteen one
hundred and sixteen thousand times he called the Saint Petersburg
Police Department and they finally went and arrested Sam. They
said that's enough, enough enough, and they had warned him
quit calling because they you know, because they were making
(03:12):
a racket. I guess cross street or whatever. Anyway, he's uh,
he's out on fifteen hundred dollars bond now. Uh. Just
and of course he can't call nine one one anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
So that's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Doing the quick math, that is almost nine calls to
nine to one one daily for five years straight.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, that's a nuts and it's and I mean they've
come out. The guy goes, well, we finally he was
quit coming out, you know because it was people cross streets.
You know, I don't know what they were doing, but anyway,
that made me laugh pretty hard. Uh. Rome, I saw
this one. There's another bonehead. Now that's an elderly persons,
(03:54):
eighty year old person, so I won't call him a bonehead.
But they made a wrong turn there in Rome and
drove down that city's famous eighteenth century steps there, you
know that monument, those steps and all the movies drove
a car down it, banging in it, banging up the steps.
It was a Mercedes. Uh, no charges or filed that.
(04:15):
They just made their own turn. So that was, you know,
eight years old driving.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, elderly.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I mean there's it'd be hard to pop them for
any kind of destruction or any anything like that.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
They're just old. What do you expect it would be?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I would imagine it makes it even worse if they
were not Italians, if they were like elderly tourists that
did it.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, yeah, oh that yeah, that'd be worse if it
was somebody not from from there. Speaking of that, the
new Pope Leo, somebody checked his uh he went on
there and checked out his family history and it turns
out he's related to Madonna and Justin Bieber. He's related
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and not to the Madonna he was hoping. They probably
told him he related to Madonna. He's like, awesome, No,
wait a minute, Madonna the singer and Justin Bieber. He's
in that bloodline.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So he is a Chicago White Sox fan. So we're
learning more and more about him as it like he
was at the he was at the World Series game
where the White Sox won the World Series, which is
all just for some reason, continues to trip my mind up.
The fact that the Pope was at a World Series
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game in the on the South side of Chicago.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's just he's wearing a white beanie, but he's got
a jersey on you know you, and he's yelling you suck.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
He's been a White Sox fan.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Now that sits out in the bleachers dressed as the
Pope every single game for blessing other fans with Miller
lights and all times.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's so awesome. I just I love when people do
stuff like that. Anyway, that should I tell my pope joke?
I told that one. Do you didn't I about the
guy at the barber? Did I tell you that one?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So but before he was the barber. Oh hell, we
got time and tell him again. Yeah, okay. So so
this guy's going to see this barber get into the haircutting.
His barber is one of those guys that no matter
what you got, he talks it down. He just he
just says, he just ships all over. So he goes,
uh head. This guy goes and get a haircut, he
goes man, and so, you know, while what's happening, he goes, well,
I'm going on vacation. He goes, oh going back. Yeah, yeah,
(06:35):
I've signed up with his travel agent. Man, nobody uses
a travel agent anymore. And he goes, he goes, that's stupid.
He goes, well, you know, I know this guy, that's
a planned trip. We're going over to Europe. Now, nobody
goes to Europe. They ate Americans over there. I was,
why would you want to go to Europe? You gotta
go somewhere. Well, it's a deal where you know, through
the church kind of thing. And then he said, I'm
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going with this tourist guide, and then we're going to
the Vatican, the Vatican. Why would you go to the
vat you can't even get anywhere near and place so crowd.
He goes, well, we're go to the Vatican and then
and then we get an audience with the Pope. Well,
you'll never get an audience with the Pope. That'll never happen.
This is just the dumbest idea I've ever heard. So
he comes back a month later and get another haircut,
and he goes, uh, how did your trip go? He goes, Oh,
(07:19):
it was unbelievable. It was so organized, fantastic these this
company put this thing together. It was fantastic because travel
Azi was wonderful. We got into the Vatican, got an
incredible tour that nobody gets, and we even got an
audience with the Pope and the guy because you're kidding,
you got an audience with pope. He goes, yeah, he goes, well,
what he say? He said, well, you know, taking it out,
(07:41):
sat down and kneeled down to kiss his hand, and
the Pope looked down and said, where'd you get that
shitty haircut? I was like, it's so good?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Still good? All right?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, let's see, we want to do one more for you.
If you're thinking about getting a job, training for a job,
one in four tech jobs, you're thinking tech, that's the
way to go one in four tech jobs. We'll be
asking you if you have AI experience in the future.
So if you're not into AI, you better get into
it because one in four are gonna be doing it.
(08:17):
And I suspect if you're if you learn it, then
you won't be replaced by AI. If that's what your
job is.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You know, Yeah, it feels like you know, having you know,
having a roommate here that works in the tech sector.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I try.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It's an equal balance of getting incredibly freaked out by
the stuff, some of the stuff she's telling me, but
also incredibly fascinated by it.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
So it's like AI.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Feels like there's you know, so much potential that it's
going to unlock, but like you said, it also feels
like it's going to end up just replacing a lot
of human capital.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I saw where the president Amazon, he said they're gonna
switch a lot of their stuff over to AI. We're
going an Amazon look around. Say, if a robot and
you're your job, then maybe you ought to try to
get a promotion transfer to something I don't know for
it's too late. They're doing it in our business for sure.
In the radio business, a lot of it's coming this
way and you'll be hearing voices and you won't know
(09:15):
if it's real or not.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
So yeah, that's the that's the weird thing.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Uh you know one of I guess you call them
a competitor. I know.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Spotify has their AI generated DJ that you can collect
and listen to, and.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It's always it.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
It's it's still funny because the way like it'll pronounce
my name, it'll say Sam, but it never one time
has said Stephanie for my wife, like you get it right,
still not there yet, or it'll say certain words, you know,
like a big one like Houston instead of Houston.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's great. Remember on The Simpsons when they had the
DJ five thousand, they had a robot DJ. The Stimpsons
has predicted predicted everything Trump is president. I mean you
go back and see those little deals. But they had
the DJ five thousand where the morning guys and what
I'm going, hey knock knock, who's there? You know? And
(10:15):
what was worse The show is better than ours was it. Really.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
That's the killer is when you're you're gonna be you know,
one of these last human DJ is holding on and
and you're losing the ratings to an AI body.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
They had a we had a uh what time they
one of the Spanish stations, they had a guy with
a puppet and uh in the morning show was a puppet,
you know, and it was like a little The guy
would go on and the puppies. Yeah, kids speak Spanish,
but you know they're saying ten thousand words a second,
and he and the puppet and it beat it beat
(10:54):
Rob and I on the ratings. Don't you think my
boss didn't bring that up every ten minutes for about
a month. Well you got your ass kicked. Puppets.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, you're gonna be reminded of that.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
But look it's someone you know living here in San
Antonio now for fifteen years. I uh, the the Hispanic
culture loves the puppets and.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Oh it's huge.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, it's not like you're losing to I would much
rather lose to a puppet than lose to AI because.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Coo or something. I think it was Pepedo the puppet
and he was in a They hell, they had huge
ratings they were It was a satellite deal that was
the worst. It wasn't even just local. It was like,
you know, is it? Not only was he funnier than
I as a puppet made out of wood, God damn it,
it was. It was a better show in his career.
(11:46):
Was better.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, it would again, it would be a lot worse
if it was just some AI. At least that guy
was putting some original creativity into.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah. I think he got I think you got worms
or something. Something happened to you anyway, But I think
the jaw fell off. There was something something happened like that.
I can't remember the whole story, but all right, that
all let's end it there, Let's end it and bring
in the puppet.