October 21, 2025 • 17 mins
In this episode of The Bama Brown Experience, Bama is joined by his longtime partner Puma from the Sports Cave podcast, and together they dive into everything from presidential protection stories to the best things to buy in October. You’ll hear a jaw-dropping tale about Secret Service assignments with Hillary Clinton, a hilarious breakdown of seasonal shopping hacks (spoiler: tires and patio furniture are hot buys), and a nostalgic story about a 57 Chevy that proves hoarding might just be preparation. Puma brings his signature wit and sports insight as the duo gears up for Spurs opening night and shares behind-the-scenes stories from their media adventures.
Memorable Moments:
Memorable Moments:
- A Secret Service agent’s brutally honest take on presidential protection.
- Bama’s mom dragging him back to the store after a childhood “heist.”
- A waitress’s epic clapback that silenced an entire restaurant.
- The “Bonehead of the Week” — a 33-year-old bank robber turned in by his own mom.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, everybody, Bama Brown with you in the Vama Brown
Experience and the iHeart Podcast Network. I want to thank
all the new people that are listening now. We appreciate
you so much. You have no idea I'm this close
to having to work at home depots, so let's please
listen if you can.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Which wouldn't be a bad gig. Actually I wouldn't. I
wouldn't mind that so much.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Just if I if I ever get a key to
the back door that place, we talked about rocking it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Anyway, I would never do that, of course.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Now you're live and I my partner, Big Kat the Puma.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
They have the Sports Cave podcast, number one podcast in
Texas for sports. He actually played college basketball. I know
what you're talking about on the show. And you guys
are live tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We are live tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
The number one podcast on the east side of Bear County,
the sport with the biggest Puma. We are live on
YouTube tonight. Just Steart YouTube at sports Cave Live. You'll
find us. Come hang out out with us, obviously we are.
We are less than twenty four hours away now from
(01:06):
Spurs opening night up in Dallas, so ready for that
we are ready to talk some basketball, of course, along
with all the all the football we are right in
the middle of. Come hang out with us.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
One time I went to the Spurs Black and Silver game.
They had it here at Austin at UT and I
went down and President Clinton was going to speak there
the next day and when it went you know, it
was a media deal.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So I went to this deal and uh, uh the.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Guy there was friends with his Secret service lead and
uh and so I got to meet him and I
asked him.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
He was a great guy.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
We hit it all immediately, and I said, did I said,
I got to ask you, and obviously he'd been asked before.
I said, would would you take a bullet for him?
I mean, you know, he's you know, he's the president
and everything. Would you would you take a bullet for him?
And he said, well I thought about this, and he goes,
you know, either way, you're out of work.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So well, yeah, he said, So I.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Was going to be that guy you know that is
at the press conference with his arm and a bandage,
almost got there.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
But you know, I thought that was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, that's a good line, that's a good He.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Was Hillary's uh secret Service, and he says she treated
them like animals. He said it was the most unpleasant job,
known as the most unpleasant job in the Secret Service.
When you pissed somebody off, that's who you got to
sign with Hillary.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You're on the Hillary detail.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I said, what do you do? He goes, oh, man,
I you know, I got the wrong guys that had
a lot of connections. And he said it took.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Me forever to get over to Bill.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You know, but he said, he said, everybody liked Bill Clinton,
and nobody wanted to kill Bill Clinton.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Man, everybody liked him.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You know, I'm going to go out on the smallest
limb on the tree and say, I bet doing Secret
Service coverage of Bill Clinton is probably pretty fun.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah he had a good time.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, I bet that was time well spent.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Here's five hundred bucks, get get amnesia. Here you go.
I'm gonna drop you off here at the club where
we picked you up. And I suspect the same thing
with Hillary. Here's ladies, uh whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Uh, here's the probably more book clubs on Hillary detail than.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Little Man flying along in that broom beside her. Here's
the best things to buy in October. Yeah, I don't
like her, and I don't care. You're It's not one
of those things now where you in call the radio's
boss and.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Call away. They don't care either.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This is one of those great moments where you and
I come from different political leanings, but we absolutely both agree.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Like I was. I was full Bernie over Hillary back
then and still.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Hillary man a lot this.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Wow she was anyway, Uh, here's the best things to
buy in October, so this is pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
This is Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
They talk about how they run these sales and then
when and then when it's time to get the things,
they jacked the price back up, but they also jack
the price is lower in November.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So you're thinking you're getting the deal and you're really not.
But they say October this is what to buy.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I'm on seven down. I only had seven toys. Number seven,
number six tires. I need a new set of tires,
so I need to get over and get some luggage
number five, number four, grills and patio furniture, because that's
in between where you know people that are quit buying
them and you know you can get some great deals
cook wear, small appliances, number three, number two fall apparel.
(04:41):
I guess fall clothes in October. That doesn't make sense
to me. I think spring would have been anyway. And
then number one computer. If you're don't buy a new computer,
October is a month to do it. So you got
about a week left, a week and a half.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, this reminds, you know, these kind of pointers remind
me of you know, I buy all of my sweaters
and jeans in July, and I buy all of my
swimsuits shirts in December. Yeah, always go exactly opposite of
what you need at the moment. Se Hires are so
(05:14):
cheap in October.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I wondered about that, but I need to get a
set on that truck at I mean, they're okay, but
it just could always be better. You can always. I
don't know the date on them. Date's more important than
the tread, you know, because man I had one. I
had a fifty seven Chevy I bought and had. They
had great tread, but the date on them as a
restored car, but the date was like fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I said, well, I'm not really going anywhere, and so
I'm driving down road, not going very fast at all,
and I mean one of them just blows ye in
it and on a fifty seven Chivy the rocker molding
on the bottom, it has a long strip and repro
of those is I think it was one hundred and
eighty for a set you got.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You buy them in a pair.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
They only sell in the pairs one of the side,
so I had to buy, even though the right one
was fine. And so I'm stuck with it and the
identical either one will fit either side, oh worse. So
I have it up on the shelf and it's on
this shelf for three or four years, and I finally
clean out the shop and I go, yeah, I'm never
going to know on another I'd sold the car. I'm
never gonna get another fit set.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I throw it out.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I within six months bought another fifty seven Chevy. Guess
what the only piece of chrome it was missing? Oh no,
So I had to go and buy another set, and
I had another one back exactly where the other one
had sat for ye I think it's still up there.
Well that was fifteen years ago. I bet it's still
(06:38):
up there.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Learn your lesson, because at this point you can't you
can't do that again. I mean, there's there's a fine
line between hoarding and being prepared. And I think you
found you're on the prepared side. Now.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
When I had one hundred and fifty cars up there,
it was a hoarder man. But they were all deals,
and I sold them and made money on all of them.
I didn't lose well, a couple of my might have
broke even coming in one. I know I lost money on,
but the guy couldn't. He was a good guy, and
he got hurt on the job and and he sold it.
He sold off as much of it as we did
deals together all the time. And then when he lost
his job and couldn't work, he had like so many operations.
(07:14):
He had gotten hurt in the wreck, and he so
he called this has turned into a famo's personal story.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
But anyway, a long story short.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Uh. I just told him, I said, you know what, man,
he was gonna just get me the other car, butack,
I said, keep it. It's therapy maybe motivation to get
the car done.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You know. So. Uh, I'm not a total horror, but
I'm pretty close. Uh let's see what are the best things. Uh,
let's do.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I was gonna tell you Russia is struggling financially. I
mean everybody knows it, and even though they don't want
to admit it, they're offering they've got a rocket they're
going to shoot up to the space station with supplies,
and they're offering sponsorships on the side of the rocket
to anybody that'll sponsor because they need the money so bad.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Dr Pepper Big Red he had one one time.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I forgot who it was. Why Slotski's or somebody all that.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Now, that would be perfect. Do you see Slotsky Chipotle
Burritos on the side of a Russian rock?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Think about it this way.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Whoever does it, they're going to get so much more
promotion out of it, you know, because there's going to
be a story. Everybody was like, I think that's the
best money they could spend.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You know. It almost feels like like, uh, you know,
like smearing off vodka or gray Goose or needs to
be involved in this for stereotypical purposes.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Exactly, Uh, sixty percent of Americans would This is kind
of surprising to me, but maybe not sixty percent of
Americans would have a brand sponsor of their wedding.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
They would if if.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
They were going to, they would have it in their
and their announcements. They would run in and at the
a banner hanging on the in the church wall whither
or wherever they get married. Sixty sixty percent of the
Americans would do that.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I think that just tells me sixty percent of Americans
are realizing how expensive weddings are as they're trying to
plan it. I mean, I think that's crazy. That's about
wanting to have a you know, target sponsored wedding as
it is. Uh, I don't want to have to pay
for this myself, but I want to invite five hundred
(09:21):
people and have it at a giant old church and
the best catering. But uh, I don't want to pay
for any of that.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
No, I want it sponsored by Nicolo or somebody. Yeah,
uh amount of bone Head.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Mine was sponsored by Lone Star and uh and Tacos.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah you go.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Uh, Aaron Spencer, we're gonna do a We're gonna do
a bonehead. So Aaron Spencer's thirty three lives to Tampa.
He robbed the Trust bank. Now that was at one
ten on Thursday at four thirty. His mother called the
police station and took him down there and turned him
with the money. Moms old, he's thirty three years old,
(10:05):
must be still living at home.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Oh no, but she made him.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
She took him down there. She called him, I'm coming
down with him. She took him down there.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He was on bond already for robbing a bank. So
he was out on bond from robbing a bank. And
then his mom said that you ain't gonna stop it.
I'll stop this shit, don't you know. You just see
her dragging old Aaron aar and or Aaron down there
and going, yeah, you remind me.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Of something that happened to me when I was ten
years old and I was stealing baseball cards from Walmart
like that. That's not a thirty three year old rob
a bank. And to have your mom.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Taken when you're a kid.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Come on, come on.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I stole I.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Stole a model And as God is my witness, I
was in there looking at a model car and I found
one I've been looking for, and I was so excited.
I walked out, I got in a car, and my
mom just happen to be she I can't remember why
she was. She was doing something at the store next
to it or whatever. And I walked out of the
store and I got in the car, and I had
the model, and We're going down the road and I'm
(11:12):
looking at it, and she goes, where'd you get that?
And I said, I just got from the store and
I had no money.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I'm a kid. And she goes, how did you how
did you pay for that? I go, oh, God, I forgot.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I didn't. I just walked out. So we had to
turn around and then go back to the store. And
I walked in and with my mother, and she still
let me get it because she did believe that I
just forgot for.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
A honest mistake. I really I should have gone with that.
That's what I should have told my mother. No, I'm sorry, mom,
this this box of a twenty pack of baseball cards.
I just forgot. I couldn't just walk out with them.
I that was honest.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Mistake, honest mistake.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I won't ever steal again, and I never did, never
stolen again again.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
But it was total accent. I promise. Uh. Let's see,
I won't now better or not ever.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Since there's still some there's still some statue of limitations.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I was about to say, we get out of here
before before you get it down for stealing muddles.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
That whole confession is good for the soul. No hell
of that, that ain't true.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Here's habits that make you look rude. I do about
five of these. Puma can back up on you. See
he told me I do all these all right, So
number ten, This is ten ten habits to make you
look very rude. Number ten canceled last minute. Oh yeah, uh,
just as easily showing up early for something. Don't do
that or be late.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That's number eighth. Asking nosy questions.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
If somebody says something you don't want to go, you know,
if they want to tell you, okay, but you don't
need to ask. Number six interrupting the interrupting thing. You know,
when somebody's telling her and then this me monster goes,
let me know my hell, you know, and you're.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Like, okay, you yeah, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Here's this to me.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Ought to be number one, but it's number five. Speaker phone.
When you're in a restaurant, you're with anybody, you take
the call on speaker.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Look how important than I am?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Awful? Absolutely the worst of us.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Number four constant phone check. While you're sitting with people,
you know, you keep looking down at your phone. That
says you're not very interesting, and even if they are,
you're still I'm looking for something more interesting.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
That's the one I probably do the most that I'm
really really bad.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
At the pretty gldy of that myself, as you.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Know, sports scores and yeah, I'm incredibly.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I got you now for I'm gonna give a lot
of business people because you've got a boss, it's constantly
up your ass. There, you're you're, you're gonna be you're
gonna be checking. I'll give you a I'll give you
a you know, a window or whatever the deal is
on that, because man, I've had some If you didn't
like immediately respond well what are you doing? You know, uh,
(14:04):
not removing your headphones when you're talking to somebody that
you're a little plugging headphones, so you like pull one
out barely. It's like, I'm gonna give you just enough
time and then I'm back to two.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
And I'll show you how frustrated i am that I'm
having to remove this.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Caw here, Yes, exactly number two. You know the best
deal that I saw in being rude to somebody? Did
I tell you this? For the waitress at the restaurant
at that time, we were we were downtown and we're
all in a restaurant and different tables be leading, of course,
like he did at lunch, and this guy was he
(14:40):
was man, he was upset about something and he was
given this waitress just hell and nobody really I got
it from the start. I didn't think she did any
Something was going on and she just was catching the
brunt of it, and she kept going, and it was
becoming noticeable for all the tables around, you know. And
then let's say, three tables all the way around this
(15:03):
guy and he she comes back, and he goes, well,
let me let me tell you something. She goes, let
me interrupt you a second, and she goes, there's a microscope. Well,
of course, everyone in the room went, where's this going?
She said, there is a microscope over here on the
UT campus. We're right by the campus from Quadalin by there,
(15:25):
and it is considered one of the most powerful microscope.
And even with that microscope, you couldn't see my interest
in your goddamn problem. And we all, everybody in the
place was cut plowding. And the guy, to his credit,
(15:47):
vowels down and gives her the bowel, like you know,
and then it was all, you know, she was cool
about let it go, and he whatever was bugging him quit.
But that was the best even with that microscope.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Ye know, that's interesting. Your problem, that's a that's a
that's a dead body. That's why he just gave up
because he's done.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Right between the eyes, man, he was, he was dead.
Let's see. Let me finish this.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Number two filler words like like the word like you know,
when they're talking like this like that, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Uh? And then number one, eating with your mouth open.
That is my big one.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
My daughter just can't stand it when I eat because
I'm loud.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Now.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Part of the reason I'll say this, and I'm not
trying to be weird or anything, but I have an
extremely large tongue.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Brilliant Okay, yeah, sure, you and you and Jean, Yeah
you look at that. Yeah. I was about to say,
if the people could see the visual I'm.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Getting, I should sell the sponsorships to my tongue.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I like the Russian rocket.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
There you go, that'd be my nickname, the Russian rocket.
All right, we're gonna bolshevik. No, it's true, We're gonna
get out of here on that. See, everybody
Hi, everybody, Bama Brown with you in the Vama Brown
Experience and the iHeart Podcast Network. I want to thank
all the new people that are listening now. We appreciate
you so much. You have no idea I'm this close
to having to work at home depots, so let's please
listen if you can.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Which wouldn't be a bad gig. Actually I wouldn't. I
wouldn't mind that so much.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Just if I if I ever get a key to
the back door that place, we talked about rocking it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Anyway, I would never do that, of course.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Now you're live and I my partner, Big Kat the Puma.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
They have the Sports Cave podcast, number one podcast in
Texas for sports. He actually played college basketball. I know
what you're talking about on the show. And you guys
are live tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We are live tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
The number one podcast on the east side of Bear County,
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We are less than twenty four hours away now from
(01:06):
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Speaker 1 (01:17):
One time I went to the Spurs Black and Silver game.
They had it here at Austin at UT and I
went down and President Clinton was going to speak there
the next day and when it went you know, it
was a media deal.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So I went to this deal and uh, uh the.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Guy there was friends with his Secret service lead and
uh and so I got to meet him and I
asked him.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
He was a great guy.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
We hit it all immediately, and I said, did I said,
I got to ask you, and obviously he'd been asked before.
I said, would would you take a bullet for him?
I mean, you know, he's you know, he's the president
and everything. Would you would you take a bullet for him?
And he said, well I thought about this, and he goes,
you know, either way, you're out of work.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So well, yeah, he said, So I.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Was going to be that guy you know that is
at the press conference with his arm and a bandage,
almost got there.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
But you know, I thought that was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, that's a good line, that's a good He.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Was Hillary's uh secret Service, and he says she treated
them like animals. He said it was the most unpleasant job,
known as the most unpleasant job in the Secret Service.
When you pissed somebody off, that's who you got to
sign with Hillary.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You're on the Hillary detail.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I said, what do you do? He goes, oh, man,
I you know, I got the wrong guys that had
a lot of connections. And he said it took.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Me forever to get over to Bill.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You know, but he said, he said, everybody liked Bill Clinton,
and nobody wanted to kill Bill Clinton.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Man, everybody liked him.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You know, I'm going to go out on the smallest
limb on the tree and say, I bet doing Secret
Service coverage of Bill Clinton is probably pretty fun.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah he had a good time.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, I bet that was time well spent.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Here's five hundred bucks, get get amnesia. Here you go.
I'm gonna drop you off here at the club where
we picked you up. And I suspect the same thing
with Hillary. Here's ladies, uh whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Uh, here's the probably more book clubs on Hillary detail than.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Little Man flying along in that broom beside her. Here's
the best things to buy in October. Yeah, I don't
like her, and I don't care. You're It's not one
of those things now where you in call the radio's
boss and.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Call away. They don't care either.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This is one of those great moments where you and
I come from different political leanings, but we absolutely both agree.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Like I was. I was full Bernie over Hillary back
then and still.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Hillary man a lot this.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Wow she was anyway, Uh, here's the best things to
buy in October, so this is pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
This is Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
They talk about how they run these sales and then
when and then when it's time to get the things,
they jacked the price back up, but they also jack
the price is lower in November.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So you're thinking you're getting the deal and you're really not.
But they say October this is what to buy.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I'm on seven down. I only had seven toys. Number seven,
number six tires. I need a new set of tires,
so I need to get over and get some luggage
number five, number four, grills and patio furniture, because that's
in between where you know people that are quit buying
them and you know you can get some great deals
cook wear, small appliances, number three, number two fall apparel.
(04:41):
I guess fall clothes in October. That doesn't make sense
to me. I think spring would have been anyway. And
then number one computer. If you're don't buy a new computer,
October is a month to do it. So you got
about a week left, a week and a half.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, this reminds, you know, these kind of pointers remind
me of you know, I buy all of my sweaters
and jeans in July, and I buy all of my
swimsuits shirts in December. Yeah, always go exactly opposite of
what you need at the moment. Se Hires are so
(05:14):
cheap in October.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I wondered about that, but I need to get a
set on that truck at I mean, they're okay, but
it just could always be better. You can always. I
don't know the date on them. Date's more important than
the tread, you know, because man I had one. I
had a fifty seven Chevy I bought and had. They
had great tread, but the date on them as a
restored car, but the date was like fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I said, well, I'm not really going anywhere, and so
I'm driving down road, not going very fast at all,
and I mean one of them just blows ye in
it and on a fifty seven Chivy the rocker molding
on the bottom, it has a long strip and repro
of those is I think it was one hundred and
eighty for a set you got.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You buy them in a pair.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
They only sell in the pairs one of the side,
so I had to buy, even though the right one
was fine. And so I'm stuck with it and the
identical either one will fit either side, oh worse. So
I have it up on the shelf and it's on
this shelf for three or four years, and I finally
clean out the shop and I go, yeah, I'm never
going to know on another I'd sold the car. I'm
never gonna get another fit set.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I throw it out.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I within six months bought another fifty seven Chevy. Guess
what the only piece of chrome it was missing? Oh no,
So I had to go and buy another set, and
I had another one back exactly where the other one
had sat for ye I think it's still up there.
Well that was fifteen years ago. I bet it's still
(06:38):
up there.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Learn your lesson, because at this point you can't you
can't do that again. I mean, there's there's a fine
line between hoarding and being prepared. And I think you
found you're on the prepared side. Now.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
When I had one hundred and fifty cars up there,
it was a hoarder man. But they were all deals,
and I sold them and made money on all of them.
I didn't lose well, a couple of my might have
broke even coming in one. I know I lost money on,
but the guy couldn't. He was a good guy, and
he got hurt on the job and and he sold it.
He sold off as much of it as we did
deals together all the time. And then when he lost
his job and couldn't work, he had like so many operations.
(07:14):
He had gotten hurt in the wreck, and he so
he called this has turned into a famo's personal story.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
But anyway, a long story short.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Uh. I just told him, I said, you know what, man,
he was gonna just get me the other car, butack,
I said, keep it. It's therapy maybe motivation to get
the car done.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You know. So. Uh, I'm not a total horror, but
I'm pretty close. Uh let's see what are the best things. Uh,
let's do.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I was gonna tell you Russia is struggling financially. I
mean everybody knows it, and even though they don't want
to admit it, they're offering they've got a rocket they're
going to shoot up to the space station with supplies,
and they're offering sponsorships on the side of the rocket
to anybody that'll sponsor because they need the money so bad.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Dr Pepper Big Red he had one one time.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I forgot who it was. Why Slotski's or somebody all that.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Now, that would be perfect. Do you see Slotsky Chipotle
Burritos on the side of a Russian rock?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Think about it this way.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Whoever does it, they're going to get so much more
promotion out of it, you know, because there's going to
be a story. Everybody was like, I think that's the
best money they could spend.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You know. It almost feels like like, uh, you know,
like smearing off vodka or gray Goose or needs to
be involved in this for stereotypical purposes.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Exactly, Uh, sixty percent of Americans would This is kind
of surprising to me, but maybe not sixty percent of
Americans would have a brand sponsor of their wedding.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
They would if if.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
They were going to, they would have it in their
and their announcements. They would run in and at the
a banner hanging on the in the church wall whither
or wherever they get married. Sixty sixty percent of the
Americans would do that.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I think that just tells me sixty percent of Americans
are realizing how expensive weddings are as they're trying to
plan it. I mean, I think that's crazy. That's about
wanting to have a you know, target sponsored wedding as
it is. Uh, I don't want to have to pay
for this myself, but I want to invite five hundred
(09:21):
people and have it at a giant old church and
the best catering. But uh, I don't want to pay
for any of that.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
No, I want it sponsored by Nicolo or somebody. Yeah,
uh amount of bone Head.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Mine was sponsored by Lone Star and uh and Tacos.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah you go.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Uh, Aaron Spencer, we're gonna do a We're gonna do
a bonehead. So Aaron Spencer's thirty three lives to Tampa.
He robbed the Trust bank. Now that was at one
ten on Thursday at four thirty. His mother called the
police station and took him down there and turned him
with the money. Moms old, he's thirty three years old,
(10:05):
must be still living at home.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Oh no, but she made him.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
She took him down there. She called him, I'm coming
down with him. She took him down there.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He was on bond already for robbing a bank. So
he was out on bond from robbing a bank. And
then his mom said that you ain't gonna stop it.
I'll stop this shit, don't you know. You just see
her dragging old Aaron aar and or Aaron down there
and going, yeah, you remind me.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Of something that happened to me when I was ten
years old and I was stealing baseball cards from Walmart
like that. That's not a thirty three year old rob
a bank. And to have your mom.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Taken when you're a kid.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Come on, come on.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I stole I.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Stole a model And as God is my witness, I
was in there looking at a model car and I found
one I've been looking for, and I was so excited.
I walked out, I got in a car, and my
mom just happen to be she I can't remember why
she was. She was doing something at the store next
to it or whatever. And I walked out of the
store and I got in the car, and I had
the model, and We're going down the road and I'm
(11:12):
looking at it, and she goes, where'd you get that?
And I said, I just got from the store and
I had no money.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I'm a kid. And she goes, how did you how
did you pay for that? I go, oh, God, I forgot.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I didn't. I just walked out. So we had to
turn around and then go back to the store. And
I walked in and with my mother, and she still
let me get it because she did believe that I
just forgot for.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
A honest mistake. I really I should have gone with that.
That's what I should have told my mother. No, I'm sorry, mom,
this this box of a twenty pack of baseball cards.
I just forgot. I couldn't just walk out with them.
I that was honest.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Mistake, honest mistake.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I won't ever steal again, and I never did, never
stolen again again.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
But it was total accent. I promise. Uh. Let's see,
I won't now better or not ever.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Since there's still some there's still some statue of limitations.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I was about to say, we get out of here
before before you get it down for stealing muddles.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
That whole confession is good for the soul. No hell
of that, that ain't true.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Here's habits that make you look rude. I do about
five of these. Puma can back up on you. See
he told me I do all these all right, So
number ten, This is ten ten habits to make you
look very rude. Number ten canceled last minute. Oh yeah, uh,
just as easily showing up early for something. Don't do
that or be late.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That's number eighth. Asking nosy questions.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
If somebody says something you don't want to go, you know,
if they want to tell you, okay, but you don't
need to ask. Number six interrupting the interrupting thing. You know,
when somebody's telling her and then this me monster goes,
let me know my hell, you know, and you're.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Like, okay, you yeah, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Here's this to me.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Ought to be number one, but it's number five. Speaker phone.
When you're in a restaurant, you're with anybody, you take
the call on speaker.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Look how important than I am?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Awful? Absolutely the worst of us.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Number four constant phone check. While you're sitting with people,
you know, you keep looking down at your phone. That
says you're not very interesting, and even if they are,
you're still I'm looking for something more interesting.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
That's the one I probably do the most that I'm
really really bad.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
At the pretty gldy of that myself, as you.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Know, sports scores and yeah, I'm incredibly.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I got you now for I'm gonna give a lot
of business people because you've got a boss, it's constantly
up your ass. There, you're you're, you're gonna be you're
gonna be checking. I'll give you a I'll give you
a you know, a window or whatever the deal is
on that, because man, I've had some If you didn't
like immediately respond well what are you doing? You know, uh,
(14:04):
not removing your headphones when you're talking to somebody that
you're a little plugging headphones, so you like pull one
out barely. It's like, I'm gonna give you just enough
time and then I'm back to two.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
And I'll show you how frustrated i am that I'm
having to remove this.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Caw here, Yes, exactly number two. You know the best
deal that I saw in being rude to somebody? Did
I tell you this? For the waitress at the restaurant
at that time, we were we were downtown and we're
all in a restaurant and different tables be leading, of course,
like he did at lunch, and this guy was he
(14:40):
was man, he was upset about something and he was
given this waitress just hell and nobody really I got
it from the start. I didn't think she did any
Something was going on and she just was catching the
brunt of it, and she kept going, and it was
becoming noticeable for all the tables around, you know. And
then let's say, three tables all the way around this
(15:03):
guy and he she comes back, and he goes, well,
let me let me tell you something. She goes, let
me interrupt you a second, and she goes, there's a microscope. Well,
of course, everyone in the room went, where's this going?
She said, there is a microscope over here on the
UT campus. We're right by the campus from Quadalin by there,
(15:25):
and it is considered one of the most powerful microscope.
And even with that microscope, you couldn't see my interest
in your goddamn problem. And we all, everybody in the
place was cut plowding. And the guy, to his credit,
(15:47):
vowels down and gives her the bowel, like you know,
and then it was all, you know, she was cool
about let it go, and he whatever was bugging him quit.
But that was the best even with that microscope.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Ye know, that's interesting. Your problem, that's a that's a
that's a dead body. That's why he just gave up
because he's done.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Right between the eyes, man, he was, he was dead.
Let's see. Let me finish this.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Number two filler words like like the word like you know,
when they're talking like this like that, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Uh? And then number one, eating with your mouth open.
That is my big one.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
My daughter just can't stand it when I eat because
I'm loud.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Now.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Part of the reason I'll say this, and I'm not
trying to be weird or anything, but I have an
extremely large tongue.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Brilliant Okay, yeah, sure, you and you and Jean, Yeah
you look at that. Yeah. I was about to say,
if the people could see the visual I'm.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Getting, I should sell the sponsorships to my tongue.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I like the Russian rocket.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
There you go, that'd be my nickname, the Russian rocket.
All right, we're gonna bolshevik. No, it's true, We're gonna
get out of here on that. See, everybody
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