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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, everybody. Bam Brown William on the Ihearts channel where
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
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Speaker 1 (00:47):
Start out with a bonehead. I love to do that.
A Friday bonehead. A man in New Jersey. He puts
socks over his license plate so that he could drive
in the toll lane there in New Jersey. He racked
up up eighteen thousand and fines almost a year. He'd
been doing this. Uh, he was arrested. They seized his
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Mercedes and the Mercedes will be sold and he loses
toll privileges. Think about that. He's not allowed now to
drive on a toll road to work, so I don't
know how he gets to work.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, and I mean, I know there's a lot of
people that will, you know, park a Ferrari outside of
a trailer park. But if you're driving a Mercedes, just
pay the damn toll. And it feels like you probably
have the money. I understand you might be principally against
the government charging you to use the toll. Like I
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get it. I'd argue all you want. But what did
you think was gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Right? You think it was then? And the socks were
still on the license plate when they got him. They
wouldn't wait what are you doing? Man? Yeah, you're an idiot.
I remember in Houston where the people had some annequins
in the car, you know, so they could Oh yeah,
that was always a big BigMan the area. Uh let's
see here in Uh this is gonna scare Yeah, it
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says Grant County, Washington State. A little toddler out in
the yard playing. Uh, Mom and dad, you know, watching him,
watch him playing, and he finds a rock and he
comes over and brings the rock over to Mom and dad.
He was a live hand grenade that still had the
pen in it. Thank god. They said it was old,
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but they called the bomb squad and it it wasn't
too old to blow up. They took it out and
in the area and that it and blew it up.
Damn Still it was still a live grenade. Jesus.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, it makes it like a makes me wonder how
many how many of those are.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Are laying there? Got mighty eighty two percent of Americans
Puma say having a good neighbor is as important as
price or location.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh good, I absolutely, as someone who is and agree
more seen both sides of the of that situation, I
could not agree more with that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
We have a guy here who had a helicopter. He's
done very well in business and he's an electrician, and
uh I couldn't afford him anyway. He had a helicopter
and he gave tours of dripping springs and around for
the helicopter tour. And I saw him at the cafe
one day and I go, what's the number one on
you deal? And he said, Kyle Chandler's house Ranch. You
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know the actor Kyle Chandler lives in Dripping Springs. Him
and his family. Wonderful people knew him, know him very well.
Uh but they you know he's big stars. Everybody wants
to see where he lived. I said, well, what was
number two? He said, you're a junk yard from Iron
Red Erection. I said, you got to get a better tour.
You immediately need to get a better tour. But you
think about it. You can't see it, or couldn't see.
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It's all gone now. But I had it fenced with
an eight foot privacy fence all four sides. You couldn't
see it from any direction, the street, neighbors, or from
our house. My wife was like, I ain't look at
that shit. So I had a completely covered There was
one hundred and fifty cars in there, and uh they
were all junk and all scraped, but old classics. And
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the record service would train their new record guys up
here on Dripping Record would come up and they would
move them around and teach the new drivers how to park,
how to lift, and you know, move them and stuff.
And they would stack them for me and have them
stacked different and the organized for me. I never even
you know, I'd come home. I'd seehim up there doing it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You know, I feel like you need to talk to
the helicopter tour guide there and get your cut of
the money.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
If you're oh yeah, I told him today that's not
that's not right. You can't ride over my anywhere I want, man.
I said, well, I see that, you know, but I said,
I think that's embarrassing. You need get you know, there's
got to be another star around here somewhere, not just Kyle,
but you know, pick a river, allow a river through
the kid on the kid on two and a half men.
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His grandmother lived here, so he's when Charlie Sheen had
all that shit go down about him, and he took
that Christmas off to hide. He went with that kid
and they both came to Dripping Springs and stated his
grandmother's house here, And there was a couple of people
swore they saw Charlie Sheen in town, but they you know,
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they go, you wouldn't be expecting that in Dripping Springs.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Sure pretty good place to escape to though, if you're
trying to get away.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah. The only one we had here for a while
was when Lance Armstrong, for he was a jerk, well
he was always a jerk, but before he wasn't internationally
known as a cheeter, was outed as a Yeah, he
came in the cafe one day with Sheryl Crow back
when every day and now it's pretty cool. Well, you know,
I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yuh.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
He lived out here, but then he had to move
because people were they just didn't like him.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Let's see a lot of medical information on tick tak
on you you do tiktac, I post on tiktac. A
lot of the medical information hold on one.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I eat tic TACs and to TikTok, I don't use TikTok.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Who's the old guy? Oh my god, I wouldn't do
that on purpose. I swear to God. I just tic TACs.
You're in rims. Huh.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I thought after the first time it might have been
a misspeak, and then the second time I realized.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
He's saying TikTok. Correct.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
No. I I love tacks, especially the orange flavor, but
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And the story is the story is medical information on
there is twenty percent of it is inaccurate. So even
I even know the name, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
So, yeah, I didn't think I'll get my medical information
from someone else than the Chinese government.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
So embarrassing that deet. But who's is anyone? Reday, Yeah, exactly.
Let's see. I was trying to figure out what this
list was. I wrote down the list, and I didn't
write down what it was about. Oh, rude things at
a party, things that if you're a host, you screw up.
I remember this, so I thought this was pretty good.
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There were six things. If you're gonna host a Halloween
party or any party in the holidays, don't do these things.
Number six, don't have the music too loud. A lot
of events we used to go. I remember the rodeo event.
This girl that was in charge of it, sweetest girl,
but she go, oh, I got this band and I
got that band lined up for the rodeo, and I
finally told her. I said, all the media people there
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want to see each other and talk, and they don't
want to have to yell over some band that's trying
to impress anybody by how loud they are. And I said,
get maybe some string guys in the background, you know,
a couple of guitar guys, have them no amp, just
play and then if they're good, people like them. But
all the media people hadn't seen each other any year.
They want to talk and catch up and stuff. Anyway,
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she didn't listen to of course. Uh. Number five, not
offering drinks promptly enough. That's probably should be number one.
Walk in the door, here's a drink. Number four not
introducing guests to one another. Might try name tags. By
the way, I did that one time and it worked
out great.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, I don't know, like I get the gist of
that one. But also, you walk into a party, it's
not my responsibility to introduce you to every single part.
Just have some social skills going yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I'm either way on that, it seems awkward. And then oh,
try to remember this guy's name the rest of the night.
You know about Hey, what's up? What's up? Brother? What's up? Man? Hey?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
kV like a lot of nicknames.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
We had, Uh we had a party is when the
name dropper deal that. But Patrick Connaughey came and he
brought k back his mom. You know, I'm real close
to her. She's been in the news because she was
on the cover of People this week, but you know,
I love her. She and I always just were best
and uh. In fact, when she had her book signing, dealer,
and she would go to a women's group and she
would do like a women's group in two hundred women
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in her she I always went with her to help
field the questions for her. She requested that from me.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Anyway, had nothing to do with all the women that
were at the event. I'm sure it was just a
good friendly thing.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
See, that's right, there's profiling, although most profiling is true.
That's correct.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You know, that's why you talk for funny because they're
because they're.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
She would tell and she would tell any story too.
And that's what's great is that's what Matthew's been was
complaining about and made all the news wires like I
used to my mom and tell everything, and and I
kind of helped her with that. But then he finally
chilled out and realized it didn't matter. Uh, let's see,
not greeting guests at the door, so they walking in,
nobody's in there to say hi. I did that one
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year because number two not considered parking. That very party
I'm talking about where came back came and I we
had about one hundred people come here, all kinds of stuff,
not just radio but all TV, A lot of different
people that we knew ed uh. I did their parking.
I had them park next door where they had plenty
of room, had two generators running that lit up the
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lot so they were safe. And then I was picking
them up in a four wheeler and a big three
seat four wheeler. Yeah, and so I ran them back
and forth. And I did that for the whole party.
I never really got to see anybody because I was
busy doing the parking all that long. But everybody appreciated it.
And then number one not being.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I think you got the good job there. You didn't
have to do the small talk conversation at the party,
and you got to drive a four wheeler all night.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You are the wise out there much for him. And
then the other one was not being prepared or punctual.
And people get there and you don't have it kind
of ties of the rest of you. You're not ready
to go. Let's see, we're about done. I'm looking to
see if it was anything. Yeah, we'll say the rest
of it for next week. Oh, I am excited about this.
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So Purdue University they are in route over there to
look at a millionaire Heart's playing, you know, they they
think they've actually found it. They saw a plane. Now
it was four hundred miles south of where they were
supposed to land. So but they you know, they got confused.
This happened in nineteen thirty seven, and somebody had found
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a picture. They took a picture a couple of months
ago of what looked like her, like a plane like hers,
underwater there in shallow water. And so the Purdue University
as a team that's going over there on their way
right now. So we'll know within a couple of weeks
if that was her plane or not.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
You know, we're gonna need some follow up there.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I always we will.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
And when old mysteries like that, when we get any
kind of breakthrough, you.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Know me, I love that shit. I live forward. All right.
That's it, everybody, thank you, have a good week.